this feels like a stinky vod, not a fresh video

@Zaxophone32

11 күн бұрын

NL giving us a VOD but calling it fresh KZread content is his version of quiet quitting

@MrVovansim

11 күн бұрын

​@@Zaxophone32 whenever NL is quiet quitting, it generally means he's a week or two away from another Disney cruise.

@huntokarthedestroyer2267

10 күн бұрын

We're balotro guys. Of course we skip for 180 seconds to watch a hand be played.

This fresh youtube video definitely has a lot of weird type A chatters off screen

@BizzleyBear

10 күн бұрын

could you give me the type a/b rundown again¿

@steelgunsuit

10 күн бұрын

He's lost in the straw-man forest.

@ereynolds72

10 күн бұрын

@@BizzleyBearyou know the people who are like “omg he did X at this point when he could have done Y and got .02 better outcome? A type You know the people going lmao so true mamma lizs joker oil? B type

@lunarshining7964

10 күн бұрын

Just picture that it's K8 and baby off screen as the other half of the convo.

Not often we get the docket on a VOD, appreciate the little things

We’re Balatro guys, of course we see the game playing when we close our eyes

NL talking shit about Chicot when he loses to boss blinds all the damn time 💀

0:41 me when I'm dining at a bougie restaurant for the first and only time in my life, knowing I'll never be here again

@GenesisHD

11 күн бұрын

+20 laughed out loud

@qxotic7434

11 күн бұрын

+1

They can just plant me in the ground after NL (maybe intentionally) confused a capybara with a chupacabra. Dying laughing rn.

NL is a kinda guy that shaves with Occam's Razor.

@psakku

10 күн бұрын

+2

@MasterOfCards232

9 күн бұрын

egg

NL gets chicot with remarkable consistency

@lunarshining7964

10 күн бұрын

And he makes sure to go out of his way to disrespect it each and every time haha

finally, we've been getting april 22nd vods for around 4 weeks now it's good to have fresh stinky vods

1:09:38 The irony of mixing up capybara with chupacabra after that entire conversation

@IndicatedGoodLife

10 күн бұрын

I fucking lost it

@ChunLo21

10 күн бұрын

I was so confused the entire time until he called capybara some mythical Mexican creatures

7:23 I needed this so fucking much I can't tell you how good it feels to not experience 4-5 minutes of a chatter getting assblasted

25:18 me when I'm forced to use the public restroom towards the end of a sporting event 25:27 also me when I finally find a stall that I deem "good enough" 😮

47:47 me when I’m in the East Blue

the pervert rant is so fucking real on god

25:04 me when im in the supermarket looking for my favourite fruit

Baseball card, my beloved. How many moons have we failed to include you in a homerun. How many shops have we passed just to have our joker lineup as common as a peasant. Now let us hold hand in hand, boyo, for the 1.5X mult feast that we all deserve.

44:28 were fibonnaci guys of course we play flushes for no reason even though its anti-synergistic with our jokers.

This is a stinky twitch vod 🤢

46:39 what everyone thought before 2022

Skipping the Midas Mask with an eternal Vampire killed me

13:00 sheesh gets my noggin joggin.

Pogged up for some more Balatro

Randomised daughter or deterministic son?

@bobbot5400

10 күн бұрын

+2

25:04 me when I'm waiting on my holiday order from Harry & David

My ass back in the day with a tummy ache "Its leeching time"

I said Hmm, and then he did immediately after, so I laughed, "Hm-m-m!"

36:00 hmm +13 mult or ×2 mult giving essentially +8. definitely the ×2 edit: my bad he thought it also copied the holo which would i guess be +18 mult.

I feel that kids story creep, then you suddenly are reading 5 books

I had a run yesterday with 2 copies of eternal Madness and an eternal polychrome Burglar. It was my first run on Gold Stake. Boss blind was Verdant Leaf. You can guess how it went. (Nah, I won actually. >:])

you switching into a pop-punk voice randomly is wild

I just have to appreciate it that NL pronounced Kejimkujik correctly.

9:34 Garfield here, appreciate the shoutout+ the park discussion that I start later

Costco used to have an organic golden kiwi box but it hasn't been around my area in ages.

59:03 me when I'm melting oh what a world what a world

13:11 Kejimkujik reference! ive been there when I was in Canada. small world.

58:23 How dare you? You piece

Rose sounds as sweet instead of smells as sweet, mixing up Capybara and Chupacabra... Vintage egg, we're pogging.

Something...stinks about this...

Wow, just an ant on a log. I bet some of these people think they just fell out of a coconut tree

you will not disrespect chicot like that

@mschuhler

6 күн бұрын

chicot blows, all my homies hate chicot

The kiwis 🥝 are being picked too green and are not ripe. This is typical when demand is great and drought has plagued the crop. 4:23

hi tomo

@SikGamer70

9 күн бұрын

[demonic wailing in the background]

Kejimakujik mentioned!

Good ol'd Merv the Perv.

Mmmm, Tomo the cat dipped in Mama' Liz's kitty litter oil!

49:25 not NL discarding a straight that's buffed by a joker

1:03:54 me when house of fun comes on

Jokers that only work on the boss which is one third of the game need to be buffed or do something else when not in a boss blind

@senpai2.054

10 күн бұрын

its a tradeoff. you give up 1 joker space that wouldve gone towards optimizing your amount of score, in exchange for making boss blinds easier.

He has NEVER CHOSEN THE SON WHAT IS THIS?

@SuperGamerNinja74

11 күн бұрын

My doctor diagnosing my vitamin D deficiency

Not buying bootstrap was crazy

30:42 when my friend sends me an unsolicited link from a sketchy site

@XannnyTanner

10 күн бұрын

+2

1:16 I feel like he just picks the daughter every time in these questions 2x KZread daughter or KZread shorts son?

@suryaerngratlokuta6706

10 күн бұрын

2x pipi

o dam

we're

46:27 me when someone starts saying Gen alpha slang to me

Can't believe bro posts this much, either you're really committed or you have a team NL but props man

@dylaningram6896

11 күн бұрын

The Vatican cloned him

@Nikowo1610

11 күн бұрын

Nah he's just one guy, he just streams a lot and then also makes a video on top of it every day

@Boffo404

11 күн бұрын

@@dylaningram6896 they used blueprint on his ass

uh oh, stinky!

25:03 me when i’m rick ross

fresh pogs straight off the menu

Chicot should be guaranteed negative

@powerlifting1012

10 күн бұрын

Interesting idea.

@nullptr5740

10 күн бұрын

i saw an idea that chicot should flip boss effects into positives, like manacle = +1 hand size, wall = 75% boss blind, suit bosses debuffed = suit gives +30 chips, needle = play +1 hand, etc

@Jack-sy6di

10 күн бұрын

@@nullptr5740 I don't think that makes sense. If you wouldn't have survived without the inverted boss blind "buff", you'll just die to the next blind anyway. It sounds cool but is not much of an advantage due to the way the game works

@darianfelice5353

10 күн бұрын

​@@Jack-sy6dinot if that boss blind specifically counters your build

@Jack-sy6di

10 күн бұрын

@@darianfelice5353 but then disabling it would be enough

Capybaras are real brother. Australia lol

No one is doing balatro like him

@TemmiePlays

11 күн бұрын

yeah, " they" are doing it far better lol. NL can hardly touch E on a good day, and it's the norm for pros

when will bro play orbo's odyssy

33:06 me when I'm a surfer and I see a gnarly wave coming in

You swear? Are you sure?

Chicot definitely needs a big buff. Maybe +1 joker slot on top? Maybe too good, but the rest of the legendaries are too good.

@TimTim3000

10 күн бұрын

Chicot is just fine imo. Canio is the one that needs a buff.

@boredwools2158

10 күн бұрын

@@TimTim3000 H UH????

@boredwools2158

10 күн бұрын

@@TimTim3000 You're joking right? Canio is an easy win; except for abandoned deck

@TimTim3000

10 күн бұрын

@@boredwools2158 I just have never gotten the cards I needed to support Canio, but maybe you're right and my sample size is too small. Whereas Chicot has saved my butt numerous times.

36:03 Me when I’m gay

1:03:55 when I'm a Persian messenger talking to Leonidas

UTI son or diarrhea daughter

Did he beat jokerless??

@Haanski

11 күн бұрын

If you have to ask... 😢

@dallasthomas-rd8hq

11 күн бұрын

Consider me ignorant, but I don't know if this means yes or no and had the same question...

@IndicatedGoodLife

10 күн бұрын

Yes he has

@dylaningram6896

10 күн бұрын

@@IndicatedGoodLife what video?

@Haanski

10 күн бұрын

@dallasthomas-rd8hq I actually wasn't sure either, sorry for the vague response. I just know I have been watching all the youtube videos and I haven't seen it yet... So it is possible he beat it and the video just hasn't been put out yet for whatever reason. I guess one of these days we will see it if he did.

A voucher is better than chicot

Rofl, did a chatter just randomly claim dacia is swedish for no reason? It's romanian, what the hell 😂

Eternal Rental Golden Joker is a hilariously bad roll. Lose one joker slot for 1$/round. Worst spectral pack card ever

I've learned a lot of new words from NL over the years, usually when he says something I'm not familiar with I google it and write it down. But at 3:30 he says 'deminim' and I swear to god it's not a real word. I've looked up deminum, diminim, deminim, and the only thing even close is 'de minimis' which is unnaplicable in the context he used it. I'm convinced either bro made it up or used it wrong.

@lfr01

10 күн бұрын

demonym

Chicot buff he still disables boss blind and for every boss blind disables gain 1xmult and he starts at 1.5 stays legendary

We're ADHD guys, so of course we... look, squirrel!

32:31 it’s not that modern medicine is the problem. It’s that our medical system under capitalism isn’t geared towards actually benefiting the masses of people to help us get well. The profit motive must be removed and that means we must organize for socialism. 🫡

@JooJingleTHISISLEGIT

8 күн бұрын

but how do you do a truly free socialist republic? most of the ones i'm familiar with are thinly veiled dictatorships, at least capitalism gives everyone the opportunity to eat the poor for their own gain--socialist countries don't even give you that most of the time