WAIT WHAT HOW DID I MISS THIS?! This must have taken a while to make!! (and all those giraffe-like Ancients----) The story would've gone very differently if the WoL was a MCH, I see...

@FiohSion-FFXIV

2 ай бұрын

Oh hello!!!! I love your recent works btw, they are so so good!!! And yea, this specific MCH has a... different code of conduct lol

DON'T BLAME HYTHLODAEUS

Look, when your interstellar probe starts monologuing, debugging her with repeated applications of hot lead is the only reasonable course of action.

@_kalia

Ай бұрын

They're just troubleshooting. She was trouble, so they shot her!

Emet hit that no scope like he was signing up for an MLG montage

@FiohSion-FFXIV

2 ай бұрын

To be continued... when all the ancients become FPS gamers

@Zanithos

2 ай бұрын

He was practicing for Shadowbringers

I did not know I needed dual wielding Venat in sunglasses and a hat this much 😂

If machinist can do that, we be saving the world at heavensward already lol.

This is Endwalker, the "And then I started blasting" edition. God, when Emet does it... XD I'm dying over here, this is amazing.

It felt like a fever dream. 10/10, will shoot down the timeline again.

Ngl, during the chase for that birb, I was hoping for Emet to show some lvl of "You know what, f##k the procedure, just delete that concept right now" and *chef's kiss* 2:00 delivers that wish. Also doing no scope is so his style once he gets in the groove XD

@FiohSion-FFXIV

2 ай бұрын

So many moments where problems would have been solved! The Ultima Weapon, some moments in Heavensward, anytime Asahi is on screen, you name it!

@chrisironland7050

2 ай бұрын

So many problems solved if WoL realized they got a free pass to do pretty much whatever, no one can stop them. Also, a GUN. And YES, Asahi should have gotten shanked/shot the moment he first dropped his act.

@Rakaszta

2 ай бұрын

I can already hear his grumpy voice when all four of us (me, Hythlodaeus, Venat and Hermes) are looking at him after he nukes the shit out of black an white Meteion: "What? It's nonsensical to hold onto procedures in the face of potential danger!" Also about Asahi, I wanted to serve him a proper bitchslap after he dropped his act. "Bitch! Your wide ass Zenos prefers me above everything!" And the last but not the least. I cannot believe Hien allowed Tsuyu to somehow sneak out. As if there was no risk she won't recall anything. My WoL would stick to her like a dog sticks his nose into a bowl full of crispy bacon! I would befriend this adorable, innocent cupcake!

This is basically "dont bring a bird to a gunfight"

Thank you KZread algorithm for bringing me the art work

Bro this is basically that one SnL skit lmao

@FiohSion-FFXIV

2 ай бұрын

Hell yea it is, hahaha. It's a classic! 😄

Lmao I love how emet just joined in. This is great! I want moreeee

@FiohSion-FFXIV

Ай бұрын

He saw the opportunity, the vision, and helped create the new timeline 😎

The freaking song resetting every shot made this go from pretty funny to gut busting

@FiohSion-FFXIV

12 күн бұрын

Hahaha thank you so much for watching!! Im glad you enjoyed it 😄

"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMEEEE" - I will never be able to think of this song the same way again and it is glorious. I just can't get over how you use it each time a shot is fired. XD Ah...I'm going to come back to this video over the years when I need a laugh or a smile, I already know it. Thank you for this masterpiece. :D

@FiohSion-FFXIV

2 ай бұрын

Aww thank you so much! I'm so glad you enjoyed it so much 😄I'm working on script writing for the next video now, might take a bit to produce, but I'll do my best!

Well this has to be my favourite XIV animation yet.

@FiohSion-FFXIV

2 ай бұрын

That's some wild praise! Thank you so much, I really appreciate it! 🥰

@CallumCarmicheal

2 ай бұрын

@@FiohSion-FFXIV Theres only one problem, I gotta wait until all my friends finish EW to share it off. See you in 500 hours ;)

When Emet does it and "HOOOOOOOME..!!! RIIIIIIIDIIIIIIING HOOOOOOOOME!!!" hahaha!

1:37 Dear Sister: Etheirys Edition.

WHEN YOUR INTERSTALLAR PROBE IS DEPRESSED. YOU TURN IT OFF! Hell, bringing in big Bertha. Great work Fioh Sion- NO DONT THEY WILL MAKE ACTIV00AUUARURgghhn-

Apparently casting gun is taught in all preschools in Amaurot.

@FiohSion-FFXIV

Ай бұрын

Creation magics are wildin

When did a Mechinist learn the "Shirk" skill? 😂

The algorithm blesses me yet again! Thank you

2:01 “Mmm whatcha saaaaay? Mmm that you only meant weeeelll?”

Prob coulda spared a few slugs for Hermes too…

THE ABSOLUTE UNIT indeed

The creator made some men tall and some men short. Stephanivien Haillenarte made all men equal.

You know what's crazy? This isn't even bizarre to me. It speaks to me as a Floridian, minus the gunning down of a human bird- We like our guns, a lot

Nah this is wild hahahaha! You gotta crossover into my show The Squall House one day 🤣🤣🤣

@FiohSion-FFXIV

2 ай бұрын

The legend himself!!! It'd be an honor! 😊

OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS

Suggestion: Dragonsong War but its set in the Skidibi Toilet-verse(Dunno much about Toilets but a Toilet with a Dragon for its head is funny).

why is this so good?

Amazing work, loved it!

@FiohSion-FFXIV

2 ай бұрын

Thank you so much!

The three amigos (+1) go in guns blazing? Sounds legit.

Blessed by the KZread algorithm. Beautiful work!

Amazing.

i laughed through almost the whole thing, proof my sense of humor is broken. well done, it was stupid and hilarious and i love how you pulled random bits of dialogue from the actual game instead of using some AI thing.

Pfft the agents standing upside down on the beams I’m cackling

Mmm what'chya say- Mmm what'chya- Mmm what- Mmm w- Mmm- Mm- Mmm- Mm- What- Mm- M- M- M- MMMMMMM What'chya saaay

Well this was a great way to start my day 😂

@FiohSion-FFXIV

Ай бұрын

Hell yea, thank you so much for watching!!

@Just.In.The.Moment2.0

Ай бұрын

@FiohSion-FFXIV Your welcome and anytime!

Damn it’s 2019 version and not the og mw2 😢. They gunna hate it

ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS. SUBBED! LOL

XDD That face plant!

funny, although technically that would actually make things worse since now you don't have a Meteion to track back to the tens of thousands of them that already exist out in space.

@FiohSion-FFXIV

2 ай бұрын

They rest of them got SCARED, they all decided to leave well enough alone, the end 😇

THIS IS GOLD LMAOO

Am I the only one that misses the original Machinist gameplay loop? The reload mechanic made me feel like Revolver Ocelot!

@FiohSion-FFXIV

2 ай бұрын

I started in Shadowbringers, so I've no clue how the old MCH rotation was like! It sounds interesting!

Holy shit, that was hilarious xD Also was that a Hoovydundy reference at 1:45?

genuine 10/10

No clue what is going on, but pew pew pew?

Lmao 360 no scope

Sorry for the multiple replies but...the best part is, given Creation Magic, all the Ancients COULD manifest guns (and hats and sunglasses, in Venat's case) out of nowhere. And even flashing spotlights for funzies (Dun dun DUN DUN, Dun dun DUN DUN...) ...so this is totally canon possible (while being totally non-canon). :D

@FiohSion-FFXIV

2 ай бұрын

Yea! I like the lore and canon of FF14, but of course my brain just wants to do random stuff 🤪It worked out for this one though haha, creation magic is just OP!

Well that just one though.

Well, I guess the results are conclusive: Second Amendment beats depression. Make a note.

what a fucking masterpiece

@FiohSion-FFXIV

2 ай бұрын

I appreciate it! Thank you!! 🥰

I literally lost it 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

AHAHAHAHAAH! This was great!!

Yo she aint shyt 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I could see Emet cheating in CoD. Although thinking about it, Hyth would likely map hax and KNOW where everyone is.

Mmmmm whatcha say

How in the world are you voicing these??!?!?!

@FiohSion-FFXIV

12 күн бұрын

Voicing who exactly??

@The_Lesser_Evil

11 күн бұрын

@@FiohSion-FFXIV Emet selch? 0_o

@FiohSion-FFXIV

11 күн бұрын

@@The_Lesser_Evil Oh all the NPC lines are lines from the game!

Exemplary work

@FiohSion-FFXIV

2 ай бұрын

Thank you so much! 😄

hahahahahaha fucking good

Am I the only one who doesn’t know what OLS is/are? 😖

Ohhhh wacha saaaaay That you only ment well Oooh wacha sayyy

@stephanielove2847

2 ай бұрын

Ohhh wach-

You're better than me. I'd have accepted that mission

@FiohSion-FFXIV

Ай бұрын

SPOOKY