I like how chris chan is S tier without even having to say 1 word.

@godofwarhammer7655

Жыл бұрын

I mean does he really needs to explain why?

@Queen_Aman

Жыл бұрын

He’s the OG. Its a no brainer.

@mrhater2284

Жыл бұрын

@Queen_Aman og? More like patient 0 lol.

@baz3184

Жыл бұрын

Chris is so far above any other lolcow I thaught he was fake for a time.

@snowgrave2475

8 ай бұрын

Surprised there wasn't a tier above S that just said 'chris-chan'

Cyrax's goblin medallion has been classified SCP-043 lmao

@solidkake8411

8 ай бұрын

I just googled that and it came up with a Beatles vinyl?

Cobes is my favorite. He's not a good person, but he's not evil like Cyraxx or absolutely insane like Daniel Larson. If he'd actually listen to good advice and work on himself he'd be able to live a normal life, but he refuses to do any of those things.

@alyssarichardson2544

Жыл бұрын

(sorry for the long post, optional reading, I don't blame you if you cbf reading) I'm autistic too, on top of that I'm an ex heroin-addict transgender gangrape-survivor with a fucked spine (bulging slipped disc lower lumbar L4-5) and even I've been exercising lately. I've always been super skinny but I've been drinking and turned 30 recently, my metabolism isn't what it used to be, I started getting a belly, so I've started working out again, I can't do squats which is completely fucked, but been using resistance bands to smash out lower body workouts, mostly rotating glutes/hamstrings/quads/glutes/core/rest, 45 minutes on each. My belly hasn't shrunk (I lose fat of my tits first, lost over a cup size tapering down from methadone) but I'm making sure my waistline is smaller than my chest and ass. I really don't have much, kinda nice eyes and ass but a 3/10 overall... The resistance bands I use to exercise lets me watch youtube or even play video games as I work out, same deal with dumbbells. Why does he not just get some dumbbells and a gym mat off craigslist, it'd be inspiring even seeing Josh do bicep curls / shoulder press etc while engaging with chat... You have to draw the line somewhere, he could work his biceps, shoulders, traps and triceps sitting at his computer and he'd make gains, he wouldn't get shredded but he'd be stronger, healthier, have more dopamine, and be much less concerned about his trolls, who would have far less grounds to shit on him - trashing someone who's trying to improve themselves is just pathetic. If he made sure he did a workout before he started drinking each day it'd make a world of difference.

@chemistryofquestionablequa6252

Жыл бұрын

@@alyssarichardson2544 cobes is allergic to self improvement

Lets not forget Cyraxx loves to catch his bedbugs and then squeeze them until he pops!!! Apparently they smell like stinkbugs as he put it

@patientlywatching7775

Жыл бұрын

Yup.....nastiest little turd EVER!!!!🤮

@LittleRedRideMeGood69

Жыл бұрын

I feel scared for *_Prickles the bedbug_* when that topic is brought up.

@wolfgangl8797

Жыл бұрын

That's HIS blood coming out of them that stinks 😂

@LittleRedRideMeGood69

Жыл бұрын

@@wolfgangl8797 I hate that you're *_not wrong._*

@YouTubeViolates1A

Жыл бұрын

That's the same dude who said that he could "hear" his sexyal assault victim's cum coming out.

Cyraxx “Your fkin with a MODERN DAY VIKING!” Also Cyraxx “ MOMMY I DON’T WANNA GO TO JAIL!!! PLEASE MOMMY HELP ME!!!”

the name Cyraxx always makes me laugh because i always think of the Mortal Kombat character

I honestly think DSP is S tier. Lolcow among Lolcows.

@PeruvianPotato

Жыл бұрын

You're giving a boring cow WAYYY too much credit

I just came to make sure Chris Chan is at 1st place. Was not disappointed.

DSP is that spoiled kid who never had to cut up his own meat, ALWAYS got what he wanted. He'll never understand why life is so hard.

@HarakiriRock

Жыл бұрын

Always got what he wanted... EXCEPT for the Wolverine toy.

Would you rather be in a room with Cyrax when he's screaming slurs at Marty, or Daniel when he hasn't slept for 3 days?

@drakino6077

6 ай бұрын

Cyraxx 100%. In person you could intimidate him into shutting tf up. Larson on the other hand would probably resort to swinging

@OffTheRailGaming

6 ай бұрын

@@drakino6077 I agree for sure. Cyrax might have a very screwed moral compass, but he's not nearly as unhinged as Daniel.

DSP is an F tier lolcow not even entertaining to watch, and he’s nowhere near as much of a failure as these other guys

@lukfidel7427

Жыл бұрын

But he never keeps on giving and always doubles down

The thing that easily makes DSP the worst lowcow is that unlike the others he didnt have any birth defects, traumatic up bringing, physical trauma or mental disabilities. Like wings 62iq could be linked to his brother cracking him with a baseball bat across the head, boogie being molested and abused, Cyrax prob didnt born with a full brain like his undeveloped shoulders, daniel larson bird brain etc

@beaker007j

Жыл бұрын

DSP was coddled and sheltered by his parents. I know it doesn’t feel as easy to feel bad as if he had something objectively unpleasant/directly harmful happen to him, but it’s still definitely a factor that was outside his control. Also Wings’ “IQ” isn’t 62, he’s smarter than Phil that’s for sure

@chrxs61632

Жыл бұрын

Wings is avg-slightly below iq but yeah he had a bad upbringing while Phil is a lazy asshole

@callinater6133

Жыл бұрын

He also didn’t have Chris chan’s everything.

Wings will always be S tier to me. I quote his outbursts every single day at work and have 60+ clips saved on my phone for bad days 😂

@HRM.H

11 ай бұрын

Lexapro really nerfed him tho. Ever since he started taking it the outbursts have declined alot

@TonyMichaels166

11 ай бұрын

@@HRM.H yeah. I wish he’d take the Klonopin the doctor gave him. I’d love to see blacked out benzo Richard.

@TheThreatenedSwan

11 ай бұрын

It's always ridiculous how people try to slander him as a racist when his heuristic of black people is from his own experiences. Same with people like Chris chan to a certain extent. They're certainly not kind to people like him.

@disdeg1041

10 ай бұрын

Can you do us a favor and post the clips on your channel😂

@TonyMichaels166

10 ай бұрын

@@disdeg1041 I’ve tried to a couple of times. Every single time my account gets banned, which I can only attribute to Richard searching himself, sorting by “recent”, and reporting my channel.

we need a lolcow teeth tier list lol

This is the first time I'm hearing of LolCows. So the concept is interesting kinda like the idea behind a Court Jester but on a Global Scale.

Guessing Kingcobrajfs will be featured in the next one

The part about Daniel raising his mental age for manipulating those around him… nail on the head… probably the most fucked up thing about him when you really think about how terrible he is

To be fair to DSP A lot of addicts aren't addicts they have just been gaslit by their families into thinking they are.

It's weird being there seeing the white bowser become a lolcow just seeing him making it worst for himself just shows he doesn't learn but seem Marty there for him and cyraxx gets upset when he pop in just for cyraxx tell Marty kick him off the call.

DSP is a whole ass One Piece manga. Except the thing him and his slowly shrinking crew of misfits are searching after is the enigmatic "enough money to pay DSP's bills".

@beaker007j

Жыл бұрын

I almost compared Bowser thinking his manager was giving an undercover sign that they were on his side to the scene of the straw hats sailing away from Alabasta and holding up the marks on their arms

DSP did the Bust. S Tier level LolCow

I’m glad Bowsuh is getting more coverage outside of the SmokeyMC/KiwiTapes circle. On the surface, he may seem like just an awkward redditor, but once you go down the rabbit hole you’ll see him in a much darker light

@Runk3lsmcdougal

Жыл бұрын

Bowsers innocent

@biospark4758

Жыл бұрын

@@Runk3lsmcdougal Earl, is that you?

@Mewdo45

Жыл бұрын

Honestly he feels like a modern day chris chan. He is into the same stuff as Chris and has that virgin energy.

a 110iq is respectable and certainly not low, but it's also not much to brag about... especially when it probably isn't even true.

that daniel larsen guy was likely the healthiest person at that planet fattnes gym.

DSP is his own rank.

Roaring thunder is a certified hood classic

DSP? Boring? Nah, he’s an entertaining train wreck. While he was playing Majora’s mask 3D in the pirate’s fortress, he sneezed which caused him to get caught and blamed the game for trolling him. Not kidding.

@PeruvianPotato

Жыл бұрын

*boring. I'm sorry but I'm not subjecting to a 45 minute snorefest just for a few seconds of lulz. Phil is legit the most boring lolcow right now

@mil901

Жыл бұрын

@@PeruvianPotatoi disagree, wings is the most boring at the moment imo

@lilheinz9496

11 ай бұрын

Watchin him fail at street fighter and then blame everything but his own incompetence is hilarious

Seeing Daniel in videos will never not be crazy to me. I remember randomly going on tiktok one day and seeing “omg he’s here” videos and being so confused then the next day seeing videos about him, it was like he just manifested one day to lead me into seeing lolcows like Cyraxx.

Phil is at the age he is reflecting on his past and his ego can’t accept that he is a e-beggar that came from being a spoiled child. No effort or talent or skill at what his “job” is. I feel sorry for him if he has finally realised what he is.

@hughjanus2935

Жыл бұрын

bugged childhood mechanics dood, nothing i could do

Bowser be chasing after the wrong kind of peaches.

@grabeet

Жыл бұрын

sixteen yearold girl peaches he be chasing, “its wust a wartoon.”

I love this content, damn. Good video!

Im pretty sure bowser hasnt touched a breast ever in a conscentual way

Every S-tier character exhibits what we call 'main character syndrome', which is what makes them the most perilous and detrimental to the community they inhabit.

its a start of an amazing series so far

I skipped to the Daniel Larson part and in turn I got Berserk spoilers, should prolly stop skipping through stuff

The caveman battle :D

Two nights ago dsp started whining about getting whooped in sf6 and he started SLAMMING his controller that the fans just paid 300$ plus for him so he could “stop having his inputs dropped making me lose when I’m better than them and they never outplayed me” hahaha

@CutShadows

10 ай бұрын

He's the real Pattern Player

No KingCobra JFS? He's the king of lolcows.

@poopguyfoodplace

Жыл бұрын

our boy is on there

@brendonross5774

Жыл бұрын

Lord of the Clock Tower. 20 aches 4 miles outta town.

@tunguskalumberjack9987

Жыл бұрын

TWU

Gotta get some KingCobraJFS in there.

@tunguskalumberjack9987

Жыл бұрын

TWU

16:26 it really disgust me the way he smirks when talking about touching her, Saying I have never touched a boob before.

Yeah I’ve laughed at Phil for so long, and followed the whole show closely. He has NEVER had even a single redeeming moment. It’s amazing really. You’d think after all this time there’d be maybe a fake one that would make you think for a sec…nope. Most other lolcows at least have a built-in sympathy bc they’re clearly not right and dealt an awful hand. Phil is superficially “normal”, so I’ve never had even a tinge of regret about laughing at him and really do despise him

The question is does Daniel kill someone or does he get killed by someone? If hes in New York hes gonna get kiled for sure.

@beaker007j

Жыл бұрын

He’s back in Colorado right now (I’m pretty sure), but he had at least one close call in NYC when a homeless woman beat him with a sheathed machete. With how much he talks about needing a gun, and how he’ll escalate any confrontation he’s in, it’s not a stretch to say he could end up being shot by police if they get a call about him being a threat since chances are he won’t follow orders. Maybe he’d even hear “keep your hands out of your pockets, don’t reach for anything” and think “oh, so that’s the best way to ramp shit up”

@kennysnow7647

Жыл бұрын

If you want to get killed, you go to Oklahoma or something. Way more violent crime.

You need to mix yourself a bit higher so I don't have to yoyo my volume button between all the screeching

Ya'll couldn't sit and watch DSP struggle to explain a cold Doordash to the audience?

Not enough people talk about Spax3. Wings, Cyrax, Larson, and DSP are the only ones that get brought up these days

I remember Brett Keene was like the only reason id watch DP when amazing atheist left

Joe Winko is S++ tier so much content,zero guilt.

Great! Big ups!

Haven't watched the video yet but I hope perry caravello is on the list, his lore runs all the way back to the late 80s early 90s he might be one of the og lolcows still getting trolled today via stream

I'm surpised dsp is above the goblin

@lilheinz9496

11 ай бұрын

Deserves it. A lot of cyraxx issues come from mental illness

@Mewdo45

11 ай бұрын

@@lilheinz9496 big misconception. You don't need a mental illness to talk to kids online, Neither do you need it to cheat on your best friends wife.

Johnny elbows is new top tier

My fave are brett keane for the drunken peasants days. Then dsp. Ive revently discovered OnlyUseMeBlade Jeremy Dewitte is the lolcow of choice for the police video content community

@TonyMichaels166

11 ай бұрын

Look up OG Geezer. He was one of Blade’s hangers-on and was constantly getting pressed and even choked out after drunkenly screaming the gamer word around a black man for hours.

So many freaks . Keep em coming .

Hey, man. Drift King is a banger.

What about JustinRPG?

The only good part about daniel is he can actually go outside except all these lolcows😂

Can you put review tech USA on the next tier list

What about ALR? Jonny Elbows?

Great idea for a video series. You said some phrases that reminded me of PaulsEgo ranting about Brett Keane, then I noticed Brett in the tier list, so looking forward to that part.

@beaker007j

Жыл бұрын

I gotta admit the buffalo nickel line was stolen from Paul

If you don't put Brett in a high tier I'm going to be livid

Looking forward to my boy kobra

Lucas Werner needs to be on the list

@hummus1973

6 ай бұрын

it’s honestly better for the wern to just fade into obscurity

@xandercrews4729

6 ай бұрын

@@hummus1973 he and Cobes should do a cooking collab

11:50 Couldn't have put it any better.

I don't know man, I find DSP so boring, he would be much further down on my list. I think the only thing that holds him up in a higher spot. He's been doing it for so long.

@jordandennis6794

Жыл бұрын

Masturbating on stream alone makes him S Tier

@johns1625

Жыл бұрын

Nah. He does this shit daily. He's never taken a break and he's always been just so awful and toxic and disgusting. And he has no idea any of it is true. True S tier

@PeruvianPotato

Жыл бұрын

Fr I thought I was the only one that found him horribly boring to watch

Based madoka magica pfp

Is rap what Cyrax is going for in his music? 😭

2:32 ask jorrun and kennedy about Jason Blaha

list aint complete without james paul vonhelton and ben thorp.

The paulsego manerisms you have absorbed made me cringe a little xd I guess it is impossible to know of brett and not know of paul and dp since they are so linked.

Chris Chan is a solid F tier these days.

@Mewdo45

Жыл бұрын

Nah he is SSS, especially after what happened with barb

@PeruvianPotato

Жыл бұрын

​@@Mewdo45Content dried up after that though

Where part 3?

Wonderful

Seeing Brett Keane here is so weird. This particular individual has been involved in several situations.

@Maddie-ft8we

Жыл бұрын

Stop attacking his family situation! *manatee noises*

You forgot #Fennah but hey, theres part 3

How are you going to put Phil on S tier if you say that he's boring

@beaker007j

Жыл бұрын

Good question- his normal daily streams are, but his events and detractors’ cut highlight videos are exceptions, and he’s built up a backlog of funny shit. In part 2 I go into Brett Keane who’s a more extreme example of that

Supply the milk or shut it!!

Marty’s def 6’5”, ~315 lbs. 🤘

@Mewdo45

Жыл бұрын

Nah cyraxx is just 4,6

Stuttering John was a great Lolcow up till recently. There's an entire sub culture of podcasts that now just look for ego maniacs and dunk on them till they quit the internet. SJ was a special form of lolcow though esp due to circumstances like he was making a cool $700,000+ being the Tonight Show announcer and he still couldn't hang onto any professionalism, talent, etc. Can't really describe it, you just gotta sit through some of his blacked out drunk rants to realize how out of touch some people are to not just reality, but the internet and everything else. Perry Cavallo is funny to (a lesser extent) for similar reasons as is Chad Zumock now. These are new breeds of lolcows and I'm all in on it

@TheSaintedOne

Жыл бұрын

You and me both. Too bad Shuli ran John off the internet though. He still had years worth of hot air to excrete.

Where’s foodie beauty lol

Dsp makes me laugh out of how annoying he can be, he’s like the stereotypical definition what people think or when they say someone’s a nerd. Chris makes me laugh out of stupidity and delusion. Cyraxx and his rage always makes me laugh. Whitebowser just pisses me off. Great ratings man although I’d put bowser in A the jokes about him I find to funny 😂.

There was a time when i thought brett keane was as bad as it gets

Homelessness is very high in schizophrenics, I think this is more evidence Daniel Larson is a legit schizophrenic. I can't help myself laughing at some of the videos of him saying insane weird shit and people messing with him but in the end I think it's kind of fucked up and that he needs to be in a institution and medicated.

@beaker007j

Жыл бұрын

Yeah the reason why I awkwardly said “Daniels delusion is-“ is because I had a section I cut out where I tried explaining how difficult it is for people with Schizophrenia to seek or accept help because their symptoms can be summed up by their brain telling them something is true using all its resources, so those symptoms seem so indistinguishably real that the most they could do would basically only be taking your word for it if they accepted them as delusions/hallucinations

Noooo where’s part 2

Where's Pamperchu or Jasonic77? Richard Kuta and Dylan Guptill are classic Sonic lolcows although they turned around and bounced back. I would consider illuminati and Dillin Thomas a lolcow. We need more female lolcows those are just as cringe...

KingCobraJFS and DSP are practically the same person at this point lol

@JimeLello

Жыл бұрын

How?

@janpol466

Жыл бұрын

Nooooooooo, DSP is not a demented drunk with autism.

@awbr1991

Жыл бұрын

@@JimeLello similar defense mechanisms, fake laughs, same cooking skills/diet, both are e beggars, physically repulsive, and both definitely have personality disorders

@awbr1991

Жыл бұрын

@@JimeLello don't forget the alcoholism

@Sergeant_Stiffy

Жыл бұрын

they do sound alot alike sometimes

8:11 holy shiiiiit

No ALR OR FOODY BOOTY come on we need female representation

@beaker007j

Жыл бұрын

The only female lolcow I considered was Eugenia Cooney, but then I thought she was too far in the eating disorder niche for anyone else but me and other people in recovery to really be interested

Why am I not on this list!?

Shit take on addiction buddy

@JoblessJimmy

Ай бұрын

How?

@biuliu7157

24 күн бұрын

@@JoblessJimmy Because people have gotten over it?

@hermitourple2278

8 күн бұрын

@@JoblessJimmyas a former addict ive been able to use again without falling back into the habit, i will say though xanax is an exception, have never seen anyone actually be able to use it in moderation

#MartyIsMyDaddy

@Skoopyghost

Жыл бұрын

Marty has a daddies voice. I am not even gay.

@LittleRedRideMeGood69

Жыл бұрын

@@Skoopyghost You're not wrong.

@hummus1973

Жыл бұрын

The zoomers that watch Marty must be culled.

@LittleRedRideMeGood69

Жыл бұрын

@@hummus1973 You just called for the death of an entire generation. *_I took a screenshot._*

@bennygohome4576

Жыл бұрын

You all deserve it

Where's part 2?

@mrhater2284

Жыл бұрын

Bro part 1 just came out calm down 😭

@CHICOLILT

Жыл бұрын

@@mrhater2284 it's been 2 weeks Please 😭😭😭

@mrhater2284

Жыл бұрын

​@CHICOLILT it took 9 trillion years for the earth in which god created to be formed. Rome wasn't built in a day. Soo this video will take the time it needs

The lab analogy for Cyrax....😅👍. This tierlist is a great idea, and very well executed. 🤌💪👊

Deneil is not a bad guy, he is just crazy homeless person. Please don't say mean things about him. He neads help.

@biospark4758

Жыл бұрын

Not a bad guy? He’s beaten an old man who was trying to help him and filmed underage girls.

@johnathanrush4666

Жыл бұрын

​@biospark4758 came here to say "good guys beat up seniors who give them money and housing?"

@Mewdo45

Жыл бұрын

Danial is another cyraxx situation. You feel bad for him till you search him up. He claims to come from an abusive household, ironically he was the abuser. The only person that cared for him got beaten to a pulp and now he wants said person to pay for a house for him. People had tried to help him and he didn't want any of that, now he is being hunted down by losers online looking for clout ((Also he is a pedo))

@hallowedlegacy

11 ай бұрын

Oh so you think a pedo is "not a bad guy"

@matte8439

11 ай бұрын

He needs locked the fuck up and the key thrown away...that's what he needs

Bowsers innocent

The dehumanization of mentally ill people in this video is crazy.

@biospark4758

Жыл бұрын

Almost as crazy as the child predation of the people in the video

@eldenfindley186

Жыл бұрын

@@biospark4758 harassing them only makes it worse for their victims.

@biospark4758

Жыл бұрын

@@eldenfindley186 does it? If anything, it takes their attention away from their real victims. Daniel Larson, for instance, has been so preoccupied talking to Grace Vanderwaal impersonators that he missed his best chance of meeting the real Grace

@elusive-osmium

Жыл бұрын

@@eldenfindley186 So let me get this straight making sure everybody knows someone is a pedophile and taking away their power over someone by treating them as more of a joke then a threat that the victim couldn't tell other people about is potentially bad for the victims? im genuinely curious how.

@vulcanitu2578

Жыл бұрын

Most of them are assholes so it's ok

I'm pretty sure Marty swung first in that "Fight". Chance is really dumb, but he probably thought it wouldn't come to blows and he could just yell at Marty. We can't see for sure in the footage because it's the worst filming in the entire storyline, but even Marty was trying to justify "Feeling Threatened" afterwards. There are a lot of very valid reasons to dislike Chance besides the fact that he lost a fight against a fat ALog.

@beaker007j

Жыл бұрын

It really looks like he rushed at Marty, and you don’t have to swing to be the one who starts it

@nylonpython

Жыл бұрын

@@beaker007j You have to be a threat. Chance could be blown away by a strong gust of wind. If this was a different Cow I'd be more inclined to buy the "He rushed me" argument but come on. Literally any adult can ragdoll Chance.

@beaker007j

Жыл бұрын

@@nylonpython if you escalate it to physical first you can’t play the victim. Marty didn’t hurt him anywhere near as bad as he could’ve- he moreso tackled Cyrax, then according to both of them Cyrax tried hitting Marty while he had him held down which is when Marty punched him back.

@LordKingler302

Жыл бұрын

video clearly shows chance charge him. that's cope

@chriskolb3105

Жыл бұрын

Shut up, Cyraxx!

Huge props for Brett Keane

in my opinion daniel should be swapped with dsp but other than that great video man.

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