I was worried about spoilers before watching this, but I’m glad you didn’t spill the beans.

@cineturon

4 жыл бұрын

Good pun ;-)

@martymcthatsthemostuseless8250

4 жыл бұрын

Ayyyy

@antoniomargallo5317

4 жыл бұрын

What? What?

@jonnitsunami6504

4 жыл бұрын

Ahhh. I see what you did there

@Leviathan_669

4 жыл бұрын

“Why’d ya spill yer beans”

This movie was the most messed up episode of Spongebob I’ve ever seen.

@seth-nico

4 жыл бұрын

Ha Ha

@grungyasscinema

4 жыл бұрын

Dafoe's character did remind me of Mr. Krabs LOL

@gingeta5961

4 жыл бұрын

I'M FEELING LIKE A TOTAL BARNACLE HEAD!

@adariusgibson8796

4 жыл бұрын

"Are ye feeling it now Winslow, are ye feelin it."

@joelperry8187

4 жыл бұрын

"Spongebob meets Eraserhead" was my review.

"Robert Pattison? You mean the guy from The Lighthouse?" This is what he deserves now. Not Twilight. He has catapulted himself into one of my favorite actors and am very excited to see what he does from here.

@mrcoatsworth429

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely. I saw The Rover at a festival when it came out and that was it for me. Brilliant actor.

@Cat-tastrophee

4 жыл бұрын

Apparently it's Batman 🤦‍♀️

@jon79jw61

4 жыл бұрын

Batman is next

@Crobian

4 жыл бұрын

Watch Good Time, dude is a great actor, I think we're in for a treat with the next Batman.

@Ghost-xx7ud

4 жыл бұрын

I’m happy to hear he’s a good actor since he’s going to be Batman lol

crazy to think that Robert Pattinson has been in one of Chris's hilariocity's and now one of his A+ ones

@DonDiego777

4 жыл бұрын

kylee t he pulled a kid cudi

@rahhhbkdx1

4 жыл бұрын

@@DonDiego777 underrated comment

@andreiiiksavvv6054

4 жыл бұрын

And that he got that batman role

@betaterra3690

4 жыл бұрын

M. Night Shyamalan mode

@apothecurio

4 жыл бұрын

kylee t the parallel to Anthony and Kid Cudi.

The lesson I learned from this movie: DO NOT insult Willem Defoe's cooking.

@DustinWHiser

4 жыл бұрын

HAAAAAAAAAARK!!

@ICMovies

4 жыл бұрын

@@DustinWHiser Alright have it your way. I like ya cooking.

@dildonius

4 жыл бұрын

And dont EVER kill a seagull.

@petulantwench

4 жыл бұрын

Do not insult Willem Dafoe's anything...

@Ashbobsjunior

4 жыл бұрын

If I had a steak. A juicy rare steak right now. I'd fuck it.

Dafoe: You know, I'm something of a sailor myself

@Abbaschand

4 жыл бұрын

Pattinson: It's you who's out Dafoe. Out of your mind! Dafoe: WRONG ANSWER!

@s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657

4 жыл бұрын

Dafoe : 🎵 the itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout🎵/ 🎵down came the lighthouse keeper, and washed the spider out 🎵

@jeremywright8612

4 жыл бұрын

👌👌👌

@Byrnzi360

4 жыл бұрын

*Great movie but you won’t receive a nomination for an Academy Award.* Dafoe: I gave up a role in Mr. Bean’s Holiday 2... DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?

@MrKramer439

4 жыл бұрын

You’re trash matthew

Why this movie is worth an Oscar: Thomas Wake: Yer fond of me lobster aint' ye? I seen it - yer fond of me lobster! Say it! Say it. Say it! Ephraim Winslow: I don't have to say nothin'. Thomas Wake: Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Winslow! HAAARK! Thomas Wake: Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea! Ephraim Winslow: Alright, have it your way. I like your cookin'.

@kubolor1234

4 жыл бұрын

Contrapunctus XV ikr . Like it’s not that deep.

@johnvalentine5917

4 жыл бұрын

I salute you for remembering what he said I couldn't remember everything

@zombiekids3466

4 жыл бұрын

@@kubolor1234 Yeah, but that's not the point.

@davevandewark

4 жыл бұрын

Couldn’t agree more. This movie was an absolute clinic on creating a cinematic masterpiece and will be talked about for generations to come.

@wigglyturdman250

4 жыл бұрын

What... What's the point of this?

Robert Pattinson and Adam Driver need to work together in a movie helmed by a director who knows his/her stuff. These guys are some of the best young actors working today.

@genericusername566

4 жыл бұрын

Miguel Pabello Robert Pattinson and Adam Driver written by Greta Gerwig and Noah Baumbach directed by Noah Baumbach.

@AL-SH

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly Adam Driver isn't that great of an actor. You can see his shortcomings and somewhat stiffness in Martin Scorsese's Silence. There, Andrew Garfield completely outshines Driver in every scene they're together. You can see the natural talent and charisma that Garfield brings into every scene as opposed to Driver's dullness.

@andrewwashiku

4 жыл бұрын

Work with denis villenueve

@andrewwashiku

4 жыл бұрын

@@AL-SH you're wrong

@SARVESHEA

4 жыл бұрын

@@AL-SHNope. Do watch Marriage Story. Adam Driver is magnificent in it. Really talented actor.

Chris: gives A+ Me: It’s been 84 years.

@bobbyking1738

4 жыл бұрын

bruhhh

@ChayePhilosophy

4 жыл бұрын

Bruhhhhhhhhhhh

@imtiredcharlie

4 жыл бұрын

Bro ikr!!

@ASRMN27

4 жыл бұрын

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh

@robonick3607

4 жыл бұрын

nerdgeekman of KZread it’s been 17 years! (For synecdoche New York fans)

Holy Shit Robert Eggers you did it. Chris gave a movie an A+... in 2019.

@greggately5782

4 жыл бұрын

Robert eggers is a strong talent who makes films in HIS vision, not the studios or general audience expectations - and I love it

@Unforgiven11

4 жыл бұрын

Eggers is a force to be reckoned with. He is absolutely blowing it out of the water

@moviemaster8510

4 жыл бұрын

And a 10/10 from YMS. Just imagine if Jeremy gives this an Awesometacular.

@markmason4415

4 жыл бұрын

Redjfulfer eggers is a genius. Although I’m surprised Chris didn’t give the witch an a+ as well.

@sothatsdevintart2562

4 жыл бұрын

Redjfulfer holy shit dude that’s me

2 things to keep in mind to stay alive: Don’t kill John Wick’s dog Don’t insult Willem Defoe’s cooking

@atomicpasta7073

4 жыл бұрын

Threeli Don’t kill sea birds

@Dantheman-bw8hv

4 жыл бұрын

After seeing Togo, I wouldn't want to kill Wilem Defoe's dog either

@Thesappysongwriter

4 жыл бұрын

Don't call Winslow a Dog

@DirectedbyJalen

4 жыл бұрын

Threeli Don't fuck a fish

@Rasmos

4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me that DaFoe was in John Wick

Can’t lie tho best acting display I’ve ever seen. shooting a movie with a cast that small the acting has to be impeccable & they achieved that. we literally saw 2 men go insane in process.. shit got wild

@jonnitsunami6504

4 жыл бұрын

If look at trivia on imdb the director said all of the scenes with the rain and terrible weather were real. No wind or rain machines. He said 3 or 4 nor'Easters came through while filming. Thats fucking film making right there. No sfx, no studio warehouse. In the shit, getting amazing shots

He gave it an A+. This is not a drill I repeat this is NOT a drill.

@TimeBreakPictures

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@marcosroman2173

4 жыл бұрын

Dr. Manhattan When you coming back from Mars?

@dr.manhattan7283

4 жыл бұрын

Marcos Roman When he gives another A+

@garyhayes5751

4 жыл бұрын

@@dr.manhattan7283 I think you have to stay there for two more years.

@MrChaotic4

4 жыл бұрын

@@dr.manhattan7283 Come back, Jon. He gave the A+ to Parasite.

Chris Stuckmann: *gives The Lighthouse an A+* My Dad: *opens door* “Why are you screaming so loud!?”

@LuisSierra42

4 жыл бұрын

I cried dude, i really did

@nicolelavy5096

4 жыл бұрын

That was totally me!

@CoyoteGris

4 жыл бұрын

I was Hyped waiting for the A+ from like minute the 30 seconds mark.

@davidmartorana8779

4 жыл бұрын

@SquidBag It's a meme format, it's not that serious. I admit it gets annoying time to time, but it's a popular way to tell jokes now.

@0Fyrebrand0

4 жыл бұрын

@SquidBag Mostly because it's a popular meme format, but I have to admit it is quite versatile and effective when used properly. In OP's comment, they never state their own personal feelings or reaction to Stuckmann's video -- rather, it is implied through context clues. This makes it a much more interesting and amusing read than if they'd simply stated their excitement as a matter of fact. Another good use of the format is when you start off with the first speaker saying nothing at all, or even have that first speaker be as vague as "The Internet" or "Everyone." The speaker that follows, no matter what they say, is made to appear unjustified in their assertion, or irrationally provoked, due to the lack of any context. It's sort of a "No one asked" situation. Then there's the classic set-up where somebody says or does a thing, followed by the second speaker saying "Hold my beer." This indicates they did something more extreme than the first speaker. Whether or not that thing is good or bad, is left up to the context of the situation. I hope you enjoyed tonight's episode of _Memes and Themes._ Please join us next week, when we'll be taking a deep dive into the "Thanos Snap," and don't miss our sobering docu-drama "Keyboard Cat: The Day the Music Died."

“Why’d ya spill yer beans”

@adamgarcia7192

4 жыл бұрын

CurbsidePM so creepy

@WH250398

4 жыл бұрын

That moment of silence was the most nailbiting sequence in the whole movie to me.

@larsonracies8636

4 жыл бұрын

222 likes. Fuck you

@moldycarrot9267

3 жыл бұрын

@@WH250398 Right?? Made me realize how noisy the rest of the film was. Brilliant

@RSG_TheMonster

2 жыл бұрын

- Green Goblin

I love how Robert Pattinson calls Willem Dofoe a “Parody” in the movie

@patrickmoore8890

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao it was hysterical

This is basically footage of me and my best mate when we went on a school trip to France and we had the only room without WiFi

@mcoupe69

4 жыл бұрын

Heh

@donscottmacdonald

4 жыл бұрын

The horror!

@tommyodonovan3883

4 жыл бұрын

What about all that french pussy?

@lucasfortes7705

4 жыл бұрын

My man, I feel your pain.

@Comic3247

4 жыл бұрын

Tommy O Donovan I’m gay

"You know I'm something of a lighthouse keeper myself"

@skylergulley3949

4 жыл бұрын

"I am the vengeance. I am the night. I AM THE LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER"

@bschuler6216

4 жыл бұрын

You know, Chris Stuckmann grew up farting in a lighthouse.

@hamzaorakzai3490

4 жыл бұрын

@@skylergulley3949 "20 years in a lighthouse Alfred, we know what promises are worth. How many good guys are left? How many stayed that way?"

@hamzaorakzai3490

4 жыл бұрын

He must have had quite an eventful childhood with all the places that he grew up in.

@andrewhayden9896

4 жыл бұрын

you know Im something of an overused joke myself

The moment Chris said he didn’t have an issue with the pacing, I knew this was film was an A+

Robert used to be a hilariocity. Now, he's in A+. Ye like his lobster now, huh Chris?

@rae7158

3 жыл бұрын

Which one?

@muhammadshahmeerqureshi6150

3 жыл бұрын

@@rae7158 Twilight obviously.

FINALLY, THE LEGENDARY A+ RATING IS BACK

@oskari7121

4 жыл бұрын

Dude you spoiled it!

@TT-qc2mu

4 жыл бұрын

Don't go reading the comments before you've finished the video lol

@cookingsauce8274

4 жыл бұрын

@@TT-qc2mu well now that KZread moved the comments to the top its harder to not accidentally catch a glimpse.

@oskari7121

4 жыл бұрын

@@TT-qc2mu I didn't try to read comments. I simply clicked the video and accidentally got a glimpse, as Cooking Sauce said

@derekhatake

4 жыл бұрын

Will he review Parasite???

*A+ shows on screen me: *distorted screams of joy, tumbles down stairs.

@ethant055

4 жыл бұрын

'I understood that reference'

@robonick3607

4 жыл бұрын

Saw this comment, didn’t get it, saw the movie, came back to like it.

@samtinkle9076

4 жыл бұрын

I just came back from it, and my god fuck the static will not leave my head.

@xenom5659

4 жыл бұрын

lmao this makes sense now

@musicfilmhead9051

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think his scream was of joy, but terror. Still a funny post though.

I LOVED the scene where it suddenly gets quiet and there’s a shot of the door/doorway and willem is hauntingly saying “why’d ya spill her beans” over and over, probably my favourite scene along with where pattinson goes out and sees himself and his clone and him turn around and willem is there naked with the the beam of the lighthouse coming out of his eyes

@Existomalus

2 жыл бұрын

Awesome spoiler, dick.

I’ll never forget the “Don’t leave me!” line and the crazy gaze with it.

WE FINALLY GOT AN A+!

@derekhatake

4 жыл бұрын

Will he review Parasite???

@TheBlond49

4 жыл бұрын

Hallelujah

@rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168

4 жыл бұрын

Took almost 2 years.

@Billkeys123

4 жыл бұрын

Wot?

@dougsworld7533

4 жыл бұрын

Parasite is another A+

"Eggars is not above a fart joke" - Chris Stuckman That needs to be on the blu-ray.

@colli_wolly

4 жыл бұрын

Andy Murray Hahaha YESSSSS!!!

@iAm_DC

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at this 😂

"Yer fond of me lobster aint' ye?"

@Daiin0

4 жыл бұрын

NOU GAMES I won’t have to say nothin

@devilsadvocate9215

4 жыл бұрын

Iconic

@DrRAZI99

4 жыл бұрын

Ok I like ya cooking

@DrDolan2000

4 жыл бұрын

Don't be such an old bitch!!

@evangelisthahn3478

3 жыл бұрын

*wink*

Here’s a brief synopsis: Ren & Stimpy’s “Space Madness” takes place in a 19th century lighthouse.

@RichardsShortHorrorFilms

4 жыл бұрын

Space Madness was much more entertaining.

@KT-cz7rm

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! I'm going to rewatch that.

@KokomoGreenberg

4 жыл бұрын

💯

HE’S DONE IT! HE’S GIVEN AN A+!

@derekhatake

4 жыл бұрын

Will he review Parasite???

@imsentinelprime9279

4 жыл бұрын

A pluck

Oh my god Chris Stuckman gives a movie of 2019 an A+? I HAVE to see it.

@johnspence8141

4 жыл бұрын

@Bryan birdchest Callen ya I agree, its not better than the joker, and I personally found it pretty boring.

@musicfilmhead9051

4 жыл бұрын

@Bryan birdchest Callen it's an original work with outstanding acting and ambiguous throughout. Much better then joker, and I loved that film too.

@KevinContreras2013

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a movie that you need to see multiple times. The most important thing you need to do when watching this movie is listen closely to everything they said

@musicfilmhead9051

4 жыл бұрын

@@KevinContreras2013 I can't wait to see it again Spoilers You hear Winslows accent changing constantly throughout the film. It's not on accident, it shows how unreliable he is from the beginning. Too much to hide. He even admits in the beginning of the film that he doesn't like talking much. "Why'd ya spill ya beans?"

@JRF1004

4 жыл бұрын

Bryan birdchest Callen Yeah I doubt it’s better than Joker, that movie deserves at the very least an A

I have at least 5 different interpretations of this myself. The Greek mythology interpretation is pretty blatant but I think it's more layered than that. Robert Pattinson's performance was absolutely amazing!

Jesus, I got tricked by that video and thought you actually gave it an F

@shaq8830

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao. I came here just to check if he actaully did give it an F. Bamboozled.

@mikejunior211

2 жыл бұрын

what video?

“It's bad luck to leave a toast unfinished, lad. “

@ricardooliveros6411

4 жыл бұрын

Killing a seabird is bad luck

@patrickfrost9405

4 жыл бұрын

@@ricardooliveros6411 killing anything without reason is bad luck.

@imsentinelprime9279

4 жыл бұрын

@@patrickfrost9405 true but I think I killed alot of ants for no reason so there's that

@Psyfi85

4 жыл бұрын

An interesting tidbit of that scene is how Winslow gets up and fills his cup with water to toast with which is also bad luck. Cool poke at his counterpart there.

@trainofaaron

4 жыл бұрын

Call me Winslow!

“Go see the lighthouse, it’s really fucking good.” -Chris Stuckmann 2019.

@AlexandreSilva-ci4vr

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Ortiz i didnt liked but thats my opinion

@TanWam

4 жыл бұрын

@@AlexandreSilva-ci4vr and it's the wrong one

@AlexandreSilva-ci4vr

4 жыл бұрын

TanWam its just my opinion I cant be force to like something that i do not like

@TanWam

4 жыл бұрын

@Gerry Buckets I literally made no insults you fucking sensitive idiot.

@oxenfree9434

4 жыл бұрын

@@TanWam There is no right opinion.

“I saw ye sparing with a gull, best leave it be, bad luck to kill a sea bird” “Why?” “In ems the souls of sailers, what met their maker”

@cxian

4 жыл бұрын

tall tales

@dantheman9984

4 жыл бұрын

*slaps him*

I feel like this will go down as a classic in history, a Shining or a Taxi Driver

@samyost5797

4 жыл бұрын

It had many similarities with the Shining

@alex-ie8tp

4 жыл бұрын

It's funny how movies about disturbed personalities or people going mad are usually the best

@VAVORiAL

4 жыл бұрын

@Упа Волинь A few, yes, but it still managed to be its own thing. Great, great movie and with Parasite definitely my favorite of 2019.

@aryavirsangwan6837

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t think so, but this movie is bloody fantastic. I just watched it, and I’m itching to watch it again. Definitely requires a second viewing

@TheHermit91

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

You can literally watch this movie on a gameboy.

@DeadPalooza

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@MrChaotic4

4 жыл бұрын

Lavender Town from Pokemon Gen I?

@macafromthewired

4 жыл бұрын

wait i wanna watch it on a gameboy

@pavma7

4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of this indy game on steam

@macafromthewired

4 жыл бұрын

@@pavma7 return of the obra dinn!

I love how, despite having 2 famous and extremely recognizable actors in the lead, the movie makes you forget who they are, and they just sort of fall into their character. Before i watched it i was like "oh, robert pattison, the twilight guy. Great". But as i watched it i almost forgot who i was watching. I wasnt watching the twilight guy act like an insane man, i was watching an insane man.

@cobbler88

4 жыл бұрын

Well, 37 scenes of a guy pushing a wheelbarrow on a bad day can do that to a person. :)

@sleepinggorilla

4 жыл бұрын

If you want an entertaining night, watch the commentary of Twilight with Pattinson. He hated the role and spends the whole time fun of himself, while the director acts as though she was filming Shakespeare.

@nmikk10

4 жыл бұрын

I literally dont remember any of their names

@susanmaggiora4800

4 жыл бұрын

sleeping gorilla He May have hated those movies (and I don’t blame him), but those movies have allowed him the freedom to pretty much do whatever interests him, instead of having to take bad movie roles in order to simply make a living.

@tootsie702

4 жыл бұрын

I walked in thinking that too...then he started beating his meat outta no where

“Should pale death, with treble dread, make the ocean caves our bed, God who hears the surges roll deign to save our suppliant soul”

Lesson of the movie: Do not kill seagulls

@zetetick395

3 жыл бұрын

And definitely don't leave the cisterns lid open... @~@

@Paul20661

3 жыл бұрын

aye

@RSG_TheMonster

2 жыл бұрын

Also never insult Williem Dafoe’s cooking

The drought has ended The grade has been said, we’ve been waiting for 2 years 👏👏👏🙌👏👏

@renly2429

4 жыл бұрын

Lightning speed Has it really been 2 year since he gave a movie A+

@Madmancer

4 жыл бұрын

@@renly2429 Not count those old movies, the last new movie I think he gave A+ was Lady Bird, Nov 20 2017.

@renly2429

4 жыл бұрын

MC Roy He should review Burning , Blindspotting and Shoplifters then

@arnemyggen

4 жыл бұрын

How long have we been waiting for this? Five weeks? Two Days? Help me to recollect.

@ArthurKnight1899

4 жыл бұрын

@@renly2429 Parasite!!!!

“This movie has fart jokes.... Imma give it an A+”

@thefirstbourne149

4 жыл бұрын

Francois Roewer-Despres I just don’t get Chris sometimes. This movie has fart jokes, it gets an A+. The Secret Life of Pets gets not only fart jokes, but also a rabbit pooping in full view of children, and he gives it a, “...this is a dumb Toy Story rip-off”. Only one explanation... he’s becoming woke and recognizing that fart jokes and the kids’ movies that shamelessly use them have rights, too.

@gxldboyj6523

4 жыл бұрын

@@thefirstbourne149 underrated comment😂😂

@ScarecrOmega

4 жыл бұрын

He gave Swiss Army Man an A so I guess that's all it takes for Chris to give a great score.

@thefirstbourne149

4 жыл бұрын

Gxldboy J By the way, I have no problem with Chris Stuckmann being woke, and I support Social Justice wherever it should be.

@zacharysiple783

4 жыл бұрын

Blazing Saddles has fart jokes and that's an A+ in my book. Context is key.

This and Parasite will be 1 and 2 on Chris’s best of 2019 movie review

@megamoviez

4 жыл бұрын

Cameron Hawes Unless The Irishman and/or Marriage Story get an A+. Which both are deserving.

@MrChaotic4

4 жыл бұрын

@@megamoviez Irishman fell just short but Marriage Story did get the A+

@alphaspartan

4 жыл бұрын

Guess not. Oh well.

@MrChaotic4

4 жыл бұрын

The Lighthouse was Number 1, but Parasite was Number 3.

@louispacetime1576

4 жыл бұрын

Nice prediction!

Robert Eggers is originally from the town next to where I grew up, so seeing his influences through coastal new england and new england colonial history gives his movies so much more depth. Seeing the houses from the 17th and 18th centuries that helped him to come up with these settings and characters is really cool, and I feel extremely connected to this movie in particular. It's like a memory from when you're a little kid and maybe sometimes you dream about it, but it mainly stays in your subconscious. It hits that deep for me.

I’m glad that a film like The Lighthouse is capable of being made in 2019. Horror films that actually demand some level of thought from viewers are depressingly in short supply these days. I’m happy that this film can exist and be great.

@creativeperson5858

4 жыл бұрын

Most audiences are dumb asses who don't understand films like the witch, hereditary, midsommar or the lighthouse, they would rather watch garbage like the conjuring franchise.

@shyguy5473

4 жыл бұрын

@@creativeperson5858 what's wrong with the the conjuring movies ?

@BavinckGuy

4 жыл бұрын

Though I definitely wouldn't call it a horror film, I'm really glad original films are being made. I wasn't a fan of this one, but I love what it was trying to do.

@mikk.

4 жыл бұрын

I kind of enjoyed Annabelle creation though but it will never beat hereditary and the VVitch

@shineon9715

4 жыл бұрын

@@creativeperson5858 lol very true. I just finished watching this film as I'm commenting now and there were these 2 old ladies in front of me saying it was horrible. I personally thought it was very intriguing.

This will probably be number 1 on his best movies of 2019 list

@connorw2k

4 жыл бұрын

What, you don't think there will be another A+?

@richardlugali2690

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe parasite, the irishman or marriage story can be number 1

@LuisSierra42

4 жыл бұрын

@@richardlugali2690 Yeah, Parasite is really good

@MrJose72289

4 жыл бұрын

He hasn't seen Parasite yet. I'm waiting for that review.

@ryanoneill3192

4 жыл бұрын

@@richardlugali2690 The Irishman is incredible; easily an A+ film for me.

I was upset that this movie didn’t get that many Oscar nominations. Both Pattinson and Dafoe give great performances and both deserved Oscar nominations, especially Pattinson who I think gave one of the best performances of the year.

Willem Dafoe creeped me out in this role in a way that I never experienced before. He seemed otherworldly at times.

HE HAS GIVEN THE ALMIGHTY A+... How long has have we been on this rock (with no A+)? Five weeks? Two days? Help me to recollect. Ps, I agree, the movie rocks.

@jameswehe

4 жыл бұрын

Austin Burke I believe Lady Bird was his last A+ all the way back from 2017...crazy!

@MrChaotic4

4 жыл бұрын

About ten months if you count It's a Wonderful Life.

@a.f9234

4 жыл бұрын

Hey i watch your videos too dude

@AustinBurke

4 жыл бұрын

Pro 92 Hey, thank you!

@imperfect_dan7519

4 жыл бұрын

In my opinion, its not that big of a deal. Like its his opinion, and I feel like people forget that he loves tons of movies in 2018, he just simply doesn't find any of them masterpieces. Also big fan of you and your reviews

Chris: *gives an A+ "A surprise to be sure but a welcome one"

@derekhatake

4 жыл бұрын

The Lighthouse

Egger is slowly becoming the Kubrick of our time

@black666phillip

2 жыл бұрын

Imo he’s the best director working today!

we all just got rick rolled

Robert Pattinson is slowly becoming one of my favorite actors.

@jamais412

3 жыл бұрын

Same, I can't wait to see how tackles Batman, alot of people don't like his casting for it but I think he will do well.

@vilen7017

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamais412 what’d you think about it?

"I'm going to give an A+" 'We won, Mr. Stark' (EDIT) I've never had this many likes before, keep it up! UPDATE: Just got through watching it and OMG, he was right abt everything🔥🔥💯

@omarsabir1210

4 жыл бұрын

Haha marvel reference I love pop culture reference I'm a normiw

@TheOnemanbattalion

4 жыл бұрын

Yung Boi Reggie mr stuck

@jdjahedul6327

4 жыл бұрын

Stfu cringe

@derekescalante1355

4 жыл бұрын

Why would you make that reference to this amazing movie?

@panamared72

4 жыл бұрын

Derek Escalante It’s a joke you fucking incel

I wouldn't call it a Horror film at all, definitely a Psychological Thriller. It was incredible and so unique and for me the directing, cinematography and acting were the best elements of this film. Also you're right it was MAD!

Bruh my family said “I don’t like this, can we watch the Lion King(2019)”😫

@alexanderulv3886

4 жыл бұрын

FireCobra This is a masterpiece, but I watched it alone.. it is not a family movie! I understand your family wholeheartedly. Watch this with a soulmate or on your own, nothing else will suffice. Hear me, ye.

@MM-hi

4 жыл бұрын

leave them

@TheProphegy

4 жыл бұрын

“But ye like me movie taste don’t ye?!”

@VAVORiAL

4 жыл бұрын

Leave and get a new family. They're dogs.

@jaredmatagi971

4 жыл бұрын

It is a very intense movie had i seen this as a kid im sure i would've been haunted far enough to repress it. Not a family movie unless your family enjoys horrific art movies in the best way

Chris when Parasite? That seems like another A+ movie as well.

@robotsaysbeebooboop

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@oskari7121

4 жыл бұрын

@jonathan wakefield I still haven't seen it. But just based on the incredible reception it's getting from everyone A+ seems possible.

@BrianDePalmaII

4 жыл бұрын

Oskari It’s an A+ too, I’ve seen it twice already

@handlerikme

4 жыл бұрын

I think he haven't seen it cause he lives in Ohio and Parasite is currently screening on NY and LA only.

@tonatiuhnino3711

4 жыл бұрын

I got an ad for Parasite before this video.

Chris: an A+ Me: Ladies and gentlemen...we got’em.

The Golden Globes ignored this masterpiece. Hopefully the Oscars don't do the same. SPOILER: They probably will.

@Dancerama6

4 жыл бұрын

Clough Says risky films like this exist in an alternate universe to the academy.

@CSC52698

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dancerama6, it's so deserving.

@aniruddhagowda8072

4 жыл бұрын

They did :(

@CSC52698

4 жыл бұрын

@@aniruddhagowda8072, I saw. Go Joaquin. Go Brad Pitt. Screw the Academy.

@samishaikh9971

4 жыл бұрын

Sadly dey did

Hot take. Wake is Winslow. After the painting accident, i think the real Winslow died. I mean, the day after Winslow didnt have a scratch on him. I think Wake left Winslow for dead (getting picked at by seagulls in the end) and created another Winslow in his mind. After the incident Winslow started drinking. He started to rebel more, ultimately became more like Wake every day. Maybe the murder of Winslows boss, inferred to the man Wake had killed and he could finally admit it to himself. You find Winslow sleeping in Wakes bunk. And ofcourse, Winslow starts calling himself Thomas. In the end, Winslow killing Wake, was just Wake killing the last bit of his sanity. Just some food for thought.

@mattlegge8538

Жыл бұрын

Brilliant!

@TheJeroenbrouwer

Жыл бұрын

@@mattlegge8538 Thanks!

This I will see. These are the kind of movies we seriously need to support.

@Icanonlycountto4

4 жыл бұрын

Yup. After End Game I'm officially done with MCU movies, I'll catch the rest at redbox. I want to see real creative features now like that movie about Brooklyn Edward Norton is in. It really shows his range as an actor

@onepman

4 жыл бұрын

you need to watch Van Gogh. willem does a great job, and its very arthouse/independant. made by ppl who appreciate and value good filmmaking rather than millions of dollars. i rented if from redbox a while back and was struck by how good it was.

@The_Room_2_Doggys_Revenge

4 жыл бұрын

A24 movies are in a category of their own, they're so good and, like this one, rarely fall in the mainstream type of movie

"It's been a long, long time..." - Everyone

@Punk-Mask

4 жыл бұрын

How could I ever have lost you

@leog4314

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t make me cry again :’(

@alex_7042

4 жыл бұрын

@@Punk-Mask when I loved you

This movie has that feeling where you could totally imagine it being a play.

That’s funny cause there was only 5 people in my theater including me

@musicfilmhead9051

4 жыл бұрын

It's a film for niche crowd. Definitely not for everyone. It was definitely for me. Loved it.

@Mr4thDoctor

4 жыл бұрын

Weird. The theater I saw this in was a packed house.

@Dragonkeyblade10

4 жыл бұрын

Packed house for me too, fucking loved the movie though!

@randomguy6679

4 жыл бұрын

How does that make a movie bad?

@MnMs93

4 жыл бұрын

randomguy6679 it’s cause Chris mentioned that 5 people can go watch it and all have a completely different interpretation of the film.

So Pattinson is actually a brilliant actor. Best Batman confirmed.

@mikk.

4 жыл бұрын

Watch good time he's great in that

@hamhockbeans

4 жыл бұрын

That depends on the script

@wisco9er536

4 жыл бұрын

well Christian Bale is a legendary actor but he didnt play a good batman.

@da_ocsta1452

4 жыл бұрын

@@wisco9er536 True. Batbale sucked all the ass.

@Jerry4050

4 жыл бұрын

@@wisco9er536 I agree especially when he yelled "Hockey pants" I was like what?

"How long has it been since [Chris gave an A+]? 5 weeks? 2 days? Help me to recollect..."

Idk why this guy is talking about a24 being above making fart jokes. Has he seen swiss army man? Lol

@pulkmees

4 жыл бұрын

Wasn't even a fart joke. More like a human trait for Winslow to get annoyed at. It just happens to be funny, cuz farts... you know.

@keretaman

4 жыл бұрын

those weren't just farts, they were power moves!

@Cummer24

4 жыл бұрын

Did you watch the video? He literally said a24 ISN'T above making fart jokes.. and he said that like 3 times

Excited to see you next review The Northman!! Coming back to this video after watching it last night at the theaters..! 😃

Everyone: “Chris is done giving A+s” Chris: “Hold my 1.19:1 aspect ratio”

@Glitcher2000

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus, that meme is dead to the point where it doesn't make sense any more. Give it a rest.

@VaultOfTheFuture

4 жыл бұрын

Glitcher2000 lol exactly

@GenghisWanghis

4 жыл бұрын

Meme appears dead. 300+ negative reacts support this.

Batman and the Green Goblin live in a lighthouse together for a month .

@Mrfox2025

4 жыл бұрын

nuffsaidNY now that’s a story I want to see

Even the soundtrack/sound editing was incredible. This is a classic!

*"Long and hard is the path that leads out of darkness and into the light"* One way this film can be seen in that Thomas is on the island to pay penance for his sins through physical and mental hard work like they did in medieval times. Wake is like a guardian angel that's there to guide him. You'll notice after lots of hard work Wake tells him that he likes him and he'll be able to work the light soon but upon Thomas asking why he hasn't worked the light yet, Wake pushed back because he's not yet ready. When Thomas moans about the lobster, Wake sees it as a sign he's not grateful for being sustained through his penance and says the curse as a way of preaching damnation of hell if he keeps on focusing on worldly desires (steak) instead of why he's there. Then comes the confessional, as a part of repenting Thomas opens up and confesses his murder, but Wake responds with "why yer spill yer beans" in the theological sense of asking him is he confessing out of attrition. We hear a spooky echo of Wake saying why yer spill yer beans almost like you'd hear a gregorian chant in a empty cathedral. If we imagine Thomas is hearing this in his head then it truly means he's wrestling with his sin, between good and evil...Am I bad person or a good person? Did I make a mistake and can move on with my life or is it in my nature to be a murderer and I'm damned? Thomas tries to flee the Island, Wake drags him back because as his guardian angel he doesn't want him to fail. He then asks Thomas to remember how many days he's been on the Island, to remember why he's there, to purge his soul of sin but Thomas demands the secret of heaven without first paying his penance in full. Thomas also wrestles with the sin of fornication, throughout the film the mermaid is the object of his sexual desires and he's scared of it, when he is playing with himself in the shed he keeps on getting flashes of Wake in his mind which shows he's struggling with lust and he knows it, theres a point where he comes out of the shed after finishing and Wake is looking down on his from the tower as a sign that he's the one next to heaven and Thomas is down in the gutters of sin. Thomas asks Wake if he feels shame when he sleeps with women, to which wake replies he feels no shame because angels of God by definition are morally perfect. Again, if wake tells stories of sleeping with women it doesn't mean he's done it, he's just guiding him through penance by focusing his mind on certain aspects of his being. Thomas also tries to kiss his angel but fights back against it with violence, this pleases Wake, there may still be hope left. Thomas finds Wakes log book in which he is faced with his sins and his shirk of penance. Instead of accepting he's on the path of falling short of god and is determined to short his life out on the island, he rebels against the angel. Towards the end of the film it comes to a climax where Wake confronts Thomas with everything that's built up and happened throughout the film about his sins and his diabolical attitude towards redeeming his souls, Thomas can not handle it and beats up his guardian angel. His final act is to kill his angel which proves he is now beyond redeeming and can not be saved, when he gets to the light he is rejected at the gates of heaven and cast down to hell where he will be tortured in hell fire, the seagulls represents demons doing the devils work and the ocean is the lava of hell. *Long and hard is the path that leads out of darkness and into the light* In my opinion the film is about falling short of God's standard and shows us that hell is waiting.

CHRIS GAVE A MOVIE AN A+ 😲😲😲 NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN THIS YEAR

@michaelauberry1564

4 жыл бұрын

The previews got me so hyped and I was praying Chris would love it. I love your profile pic btw

@ajaysaiMB

4 жыл бұрын

+KimAckerman Superb profile pic btw

@rensje

4 жыл бұрын

KimAckerman 21 ayy, nice pfp :)

“I had high expectations for this movie because I grew up watching a lot of psychological thrillers set in lighthouses.”

@rehmanbashir4267

4 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Bartholomew so was it up to the mark

One of the best films I’ve seen this decade.

So happy Chris gave this movie an a+ Clearly one of the best film I've ever seen

Robert Eggers Ari Aster Jordan Peele Who says horror isn’t doing well?

@ilqrd.6608

4 жыл бұрын

Peele don’t belong here

@JohnnySnipshow

4 жыл бұрын

Is it horror tho or psychological thriller ?

@kakashikage9483

4 жыл бұрын

Not Jordan Peele, he’s doing mainstream trends about hating White people.

@kakashikage9483

4 жыл бұрын

Ilqr D. Right

@mikeiott7450

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Flannigan?! How could you forget him!?

I finally figured out what was inside the top of the lighthouse at the end......it was Chris Stuckmann’s A+.

@loganmcfar530

4 жыл бұрын

Brian Jones fucking spoiler asshole

@farhanfauzan8355

4 жыл бұрын

hahaha nice one

Reminded me of Psycho mixed with any Beatles album after they dropped acid.

My girlfriend said that good time was arguably the best performance from Robert Pattinson

WE DID IT BOYS!!! AN A+ IN 2019!!!

@RayatoTV

4 жыл бұрын

Lawrence Serrano get ready for another one when he gets around to watching Parasite.

I just want Willem Dafoe to win an Oscar already man

@josephlindholm3424

4 жыл бұрын

Gonna be tough with phoenix’s phenomenal joker performance

@Dowantasaur

4 жыл бұрын

Oscars are a bit of a joke. He knows what he's accomplished without a bunch of old white dudes giving him praise for it.

@wisco9er536

4 жыл бұрын

Was Willem Dafoe the supporting actor or the protagonist? Because main protagonist may go to Phoenix, De Niro, or Di Caprio.

@musicfilmhead9051

4 жыл бұрын

@@wisco9er536 willem is supporting, so he has a chance.

@wisco9er536

4 жыл бұрын

@@musicfilmhead9051 nice, very nice.

Good to see Pattinson and Stewart doing amazingly well in their respective careers.

@nms7872

2 жыл бұрын

Taylor lautenr? Star of the legendary Sharkboy and Lavagirl? Don't forget him

I guess he fucking liked it.

FINALLY. IT HAPPENED. THE LEGEND OF THE A+ HAS RETURNED.

@LuisSierra42

4 жыл бұрын

Some said it was just a myth. I never once believed it

“Your Lobster Sucks”

@Charles_Miller

4 жыл бұрын

🦞

@Jake-so6np

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Fazio your just drunk

@Billkeys123

4 жыл бұрын

“If I had a steak I would fuck it”

@Eidlones

4 жыл бұрын

Dude, Dafoe's face during his cursing him in that scene... god damn, you could only get that look with black and white

@TheFriley4

4 жыл бұрын

@@Eidlones that extended monologue of Dafoe cursing him was actually genuinely terrifying. But yet also hilarious because something so intense was being said because Pattinson said he didn't enjoy his cooking lol

This movie was so clever yet simple. Dafoe was great as always, but Pattinson.... holy shit. This movie deserves so much more praise

I was laughing at the cooking seen. Then he went into that speech and it gave me chills for some reason

@onedoorfilms

4 жыл бұрын

This film would be a work of genius without the comedy, but the comedy just elevates it for me. That you can have a fart gag to release the tension somehow elevates it to high art for me. Go figure.

@latrolettteeeeeee

4 жыл бұрын

IT'S SPELLED "SCENE" YOU FUCKING MORON

@majormind1584

2 жыл бұрын

@@onedoorfilms Also a much as that scene was hilarious - the speech eluded to winslows fate and was actually pretty intense, genius film!!

Finally after 2 years an A+ The last film to receive a+ was Lady Bird!

@1997residente

4 жыл бұрын

Lady Bird was sort of a B for me.

@despicablemahi

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@gabevillarrealedits

4 жыл бұрын

A24 will not stop until they get 24 Stuckmann A+s.

@25_jean_dark_52

4 жыл бұрын

And before that, Blade Runner 2049 received an A+

@rickycollins7723

4 жыл бұрын

I loved that movie, I'll definitely be watching this sometime soon.

I have one question: Spongebob and Mr Krabs or Pattinson and Dafoe?

@emigrant1510

4 жыл бұрын

I see you're also a fan of the Spongebob Lighthouse Trailer...

@WritingGeekNL

4 жыл бұрын

Nick Pritchard Rick and Morty.

@robonick3607

4 жыл бұрын

Writing Geek Flapjack and Captain K’nuckles

I work overnight at a water reservoir in Massachusetts. It's surrounded by woods and the roads are about half a mile from it. There's no one around for miles and it can get pretty lonely as its just me working. I watched this movie during one of my shifts. I did my rounds and went inside a small wooden cabin that I use for a meal brake or just to hang out. I downloaded this movie on to my tablet and watched it at 1am in the cabin while it was raining pretty hard outside with thunder. I got so into this movie that I really felt like I was in there with Dafoe and Pattinson. The Lighthouse is truly a masterpiece.

@jakem8504

4 жыл бұрын

Nah chief that’s a formula for a panic attack

@3094usmc

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakem8504 haha you got that right.

Is there a way to watch this movie? Has it been in theatres already? I can’t find it on Netflix or prime I’m just confused lol.

Willem dafoe: You know how much I sacrificed? Chris: *gives A+* Dafoe: you know I'm something of a sailor myself

@noahblanchard4135

4 жыл бұрын

Scott Scully sailor, I thought you were a general ?

@hoc1992

4 жыл бұрын

Scott Scully best comment !!!! 😂

I'm not the smartest man in the world ... This movie didn't get through my brain at all. It was reflected

Wow, thank you so much Chris for such a beautiful, spectacular review, I absolutely adored this film too, and I'm so happy to see someone also appreciete the deep strengths of the movie that were just right up my alley. Truly a wondrous, glorious, work of art. :)

Chris stuckman: A+ YMS: 10/10 Is this real life?

@MidknightPheonix

4 жыл бұрын

Nope, just a damn good movie

@nathangibson2114

4 жыл бұрын

I dont see a yms review for this, yet

@NoblePringles

4 жыл бұрын

Ralph the Movie Maker and I Hate Everything both gave the movie a 10 on Letterboxd as well

@sriramr4957

4 жыл бұрын

@@nathangibson2114 He gave a review for parasite and the lighthouse in one video

@nathangibson2114

4 жыл бұрын

@@sriramr4957 found it! Ty!

Guess who's back Back again A+ is back Tell a friend

Thanks for reviewing this flick with such articulacy and without spoilers! A friend whose taste I sometimes question told me I'd love it. I was searching for a review that would tell me more without too much detail. I loved The Witch. Now looking forward to seeing this film!

I just finally watched this movie, and I agree with absolutely everything said in this review. This is one of the most honest reviews I’ve seen yet.

The Lighthouse should be adapted into a stage play THERE I SAID IT

@sclogse1

4 жыл бұрын

No. Not needed. Perfect in this medium.

@milesl.2467

4 жыл бұрын

@@sclogse1 While I agree that it is perfect as a film, I just wanted to point out that it is a theatrically-based movie (both Eggers and Dafoe had their start in theater) and it could totally work as a play.

@s1conrad

4 жыл бұрын

There are some similarities to the 1930's play, 'Thunder Rock' -- but that story has an optimistic conclusion, unlike the harsh ending of'The Lighthouse.'

@isaacstevens1912

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing while watching it

@alex-ie8tp

4 жыл бұрын

Not really. Part of what made this movie so great was the editing and the way it was filmed and presented, which you can't replicate in a play