The Least Secret Society in America

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Caleb Pressley investigates what's really going on at the University of Alabama and how a secret society called "The Machine" is rigging who wins the prestigious prize of Homecoming Queen.
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  • @BarstoolSportsTV
    @BarstoolSportsTV2 жыл бұрын

    Caleb Pressley investigates what's really going on at the University of Alabama and how a secret society called "The Machine" is rigging who wins the prestigious prize of Homecoming Queen. WATCH NEXT: The Strongest Frat in America - kzread.info/dash/bejne/dqSM3KRvgJaTeLA.html SUBSCRIBE: barstool.link/2O23KUH

  • @jeremygil47
    @jeremygil474 жыл бұрын

    "I'm an Instagram model and I'm really pretty" "but you have other qualities, right?" "no" lol the realness

  • @NavyStoner

    @NavyStoner

    4 жыл бұрын

    was looking for that comment xD

  • @running.yetiii

    @running.yetiii

    4 жыл бұрын

    kinda thought she was joking .. then saw the blank staring eyes ... nuff said

  • @scottiemanners

    @scottiemanners

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol with fake lips and face, she lost any shot at being pretty, so her entire platform is a lie

  • @stevieoneder8091

    @stevieoneder8091

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@porterethan5550 could you only think of 3 names when making names up for your shitty phishing link?

  • @rohinghosh2685

    @rohinghosh2685

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@stevieoneder8091 good one

  • @TheMikeMase
    @TheMikeMase5 жыл бұрын

    it's so goddamn funny how nervous everyone gets when they start talking about "the machine"

  • @nazzurro

    @nazzurro

    4 жыл бұрын

    @papes zzz Is she some dethbot that hovers in the sky?

  • @andremaines

    @andremaines

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bert Kreischer is a scary dude

  • @m1ckyg21

    @m1ckyg21

    4 жыл бұрын

    @papes zzz lmao, how did you turn an ALABAMA conspiracy into hillary clinton

  • @JordanBoyer69

    @JordanBoyer69

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@m1ckyg21 Both Clintons went to Yale. Home of the Skull & Bones.

  • @JordanBoyer69

    @JordanBoyer69

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Jason Street Wait, how did you even get the assumption I was saying trump is any cleaner than the Clintons? Anyways there's articles on Bill Clinton, and Trump BOTH being associated with Epstein. They're all cut from the same cloth in my book, but choose whatever you want to believe.

  • @mantistoboggan2599
    @mantistoboggan25994 жыл бұрын

    I didn’t know Bert Kreischer had this much pull at the University of Alabama

  • @albeyalbert5937

    @albeyalbert5937

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Wolfiejr 94 THANK YOU!!🤣🤣😂🤣😂 I was hoping someone would comment this! #IamTHEMACHINE!

  • @junuthun34

    @junuthun34

    4 жыл бұрын

    perfect hahaha

  • @s.l.9281

    @s.l.9281

    4 жыл бұрын

    What’s funny is his wife is actually UA alumni lol

  • @DS-sh2lo

    @DS-sh2lo

    4 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Penthousepimp10

    @Penthousepimp10

    4 жыл бұрын

    The Machine has like 4 podcast and runs ALABAMA busy ass dude

  • @heatalldayy
    @heatalldayy4 жыл бұрын

    Has anyone checked up on the guy that said “what are they gonna do?” ???

  • @pranaysaahit21

    @pranaysaahit21

    4 жыл бұрын

    I went to high school with that dude. Pretty sure he’s alive

  • @heatalldayy

    @heatalldayy

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pranay P keep an eye on him, man, the machine might Epstein him.

  • @mcdouche2

    @mcdouche2

    4 жыл бұрын

    He committed suicide. He shot himself in the back of the head two times.

  • @hiropeck7673

    @hiropeck7673

    4 жыл бұрын

    mcdouche2 deadass??

  • @heatalldayy

    @heatalldayy

    4 жыл бұрын

    mcdouche2 was his name Gary Webb???

  • @JChris-ho4jj
    @JChris-ho4jj4 жыл бұрын

    Caleb: Why should you be Homecoming Queen?? Caroline: I just monetized my Instagram.

  • @BasedNeptune

    @BasedNeptune

    2 жыл бұрын

    Checks out

  • @jackburgess9318
    @jackburgess93184 жыл бұрын

    How in the world does this guy get a meeting with the Secretary of State

  • @joodge9453

    @joodge9453

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jack Burgess but they couldn’t get a meeting with Nick Saban

  • @charlotteeolsen8397

    @charlotteeolsen8397

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @SolarxPvP

    @SolarxPvP

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@joodge9453 Nick Saban is both busier and more powerful in the state of Alabama.

  • @MrEazyE357

    @MrEazyE357

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@joodge9453 Nick Saban could buy and sell the secretary of state 20x over... probably more. The secretary of the state of Alabama would probably shine Nick Saban's loafers.

  • @danpmatz

    @danpmatz

    4 жыл бұрын

    Does anyone know for sure if that was him probably just a joke

  • @wesleysmotherman8567
    @wesleysmotherman85674 жыл бұрын

    why does the secretary of state know that the homecoming queen vote was on tuesday?

  • @jack633

    @jack633

    4 жыл бұрын

    good point lol

  • @alek9411

    @alek9411

    4 жыл бұрын

    A lot of State Politicians in Alabama were in The Machine while they attended UA

  • @Chardan10

    @Chardan10

    4 жыл бұрын

    The current senator of Alabama richard shelby was in it. It also goes back to the days of George Wallace and others too

  • @shawndikner

    @shawndikner

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pretty sure he had a heads up on what they would be discussing and was told it was about the election. So, he had done research on the election before hand. But, he looked surprised that the rigging was brought up.

  • @wesleysmotherman8567

    @wesleysmotherman8567

    4 жыл бұрын

    Shawn Ikner valid point

  • @realduox
    @realduox4 жыл бұрын

    When I went to a bama, A girl dropped transferred to Duke and won President there because the machine wouldn't let her win at Alabama lol

  • @mikeguidry2577

    @mikeguidry2577

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don't believe this. First off a girl that goes to Bama, the 152nd ranked US college, wouldn't have the credentials to get into 10th ranked Duke. Second, the machine is a joke that wants to seem cool/elite. At my undergrad in a southern US state school, that's how it is too to a degree. Everyone votes for the greek candidate that's greek. Not sure why they like to give it a name at Bama. Maybe to make the below average school seem more cool/prestigous, but in all honesty it holds no more power than homecoming queen elections.

  • @obi173

    @obi173

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mikeguidry2577 lmfao do you even know how college admissions works ? there are other factors that go into choosing a school aside from prestige/rankings. maybe when she was choosing initally she wanted to be closer to home,have a full ride or whatever. just bc she goes to bama doesnt mean shes too stupid for duke

  • @liammccarthy6592

    @liammccarthy6592

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Tom what is the big deal with homecoming queen? I went to a Canadian university and I don't even know if we had one... Can't see anyone actually giving a fuck about something like that.

  • @liammccarthy6592

    @liammccarthy6592

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Tom That's unbelievable. The US post-secondary scene is a complete 180 from the Canadian one. From reading the other comments I gathered that it affects more than homecoming queen I was just wondering why that specifically is a big deal to American colleges. Same with fraternities, but I'm also under the impression that certain frats carry immense power as well.

  • @liammccarthy6592

    @liammccarthy6592

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Tom That is very interesting. Thanks for filling me in. I guess in the end power is the end goal of it all, regardless of what you control.

  • @gibeshrugs6825
    @gibeshrugs68255 жыл бұрын

    4 dislikes already, the machine is hard at work

  • @fuzzyblakeman4109

    @fuzzyblakeman4109

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @BasedNeptune

    @BasedNeptune

    2 жыл бұрын

    They are everywhere

  • @ericvaughn1984

    @ericvaughn1984

    2 жыл бұрын

    RIP dislike button

  • @patroberts9497

    @patroberts9497

    2 жыл бұрын

    i just lost 20 minutes of my life watching this

  • @jeffmiller3499

    @jeffmiller3499

    Жыл бұрын

    @@patroberts9497 you know you've wasted way more than that before

  • @jakehouse7745
    @jakehouse77455 жыл бұрын

    This is incredible, caleb is the best person at barstool

  • @duckfuke2997

    @duckfuke2997

    5 жыл бұрын

    jake house Caleb and Donny are saving the stool

  • @jakehouse7745

    @jakehouse7745

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@duckfuke2997 100%

  • @TheCrypticDog

    @TheCrypticDog

    5 жыл бұрын

    Can't agree more. Legendary

  • @p00ner1sm

    @p00ner1sm

    5 жыл бұрын

    Duck Fuke - What’s specifically wrong with barstool?

  • @jmac6202

    @jmac6202

    5 жыл бұрын

    Donnie is def number one Caleb coming in a close second

  • @mowler8042
    @mowler80424 жыл бұрын

    The machine definitely had control of the banquet low attendance

  • @Jdubya4040
    @Jdubya4040 Жыл бұрын

    Crazy how a guy like Caleb busted this wide open years ago and now HBO is like “I think we’ve got something here”

  • @mrwoody1413

    @mrwoody1413

    Жыл бұрын

    What is HBO doing?

  • @toprope_

    @toprope_

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mrwoody1413 he’s joking that caleb is ripping off the channel 5 andrew dude since they just got an HBO special and caleb is doing barstool vids

  • @sophia22223

    @sophia22223

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mrwoody1413 theres rumors that HBO Max is sending like people with wires to get info on the machine and greek life

  • @oldcouchcushion1545
    @oldcouchcushion1545 Жыл бұрын

    Caroline is actually fucking hilarious. I refuse to believe she's not playing up the vapidness. Her "I don't eat" was perfect

  • @John-vx9uj

    @John-vx9uj

    Жыл бұрын

    She’s not playing it up. I went to bama with her.

  • @V8chump

    @V8chump

    11 ай бұрын

    It says a lot abiotic her that you think she’s putting this on…😅

  • @tailgatetails
    @tailgatetails4 жыл бұрын

    That secretary of state was digging himself a hole pretty rapidly

  • @brycemclaughlin2935
    @brycemclaughlin29354 жыл бұрын

    Literally anything with Caleb and sad music in the background is hilarious

  • @devil_dog_reenactment8315

    @devil_dog_reenactment8315

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bryce McLaughlin yo

  • @thiccwalrus5602

    @thiccwalrus5602

    Жыл бұрын

    @@devil_dog_reenactment8315 yo

  • @551223
    @5512234 жыл бұрын

    This is actually really creepy and intriguing at the same time. I would love someone to go undercover and discover more truths about it

  • @wuido

    @wuido

    4 жыл бұрын

    551223 the machine won’t allow it

  • @jiveassturkey8849

    @jiveassturkey8849

    2 жыл бұрын

    They tried, poor guy has been missing since 2013.

  • @FukkWMC

    @FukkWMC

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jiveassturkey8849 actually?

  • @ravneetsingh22

    @ravneetsingh22

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@FukkWMC yes it does exist

  • @jiveassturkey8849

    @jiveassturkey8849

    2 жыл бұрын

    P Come on now, you couldn’t tell this whole thing is fake? There is no Machine, all of the people in this were in on the video.

  • @loganbradley1367
    @loganbradley13675 жыл бұрын

    Lol the machine goes way deeper than homecoming queen too.. they actually run politics and most of the businesses in Alabama once they graduate

  • @BlasterTheMaster

    @BlasterTheMaster

    4 жыл бұрын

    That’s nuts

  • @I_am_Dad_Son

    @I_am_Dad_Son

    4 жыл бұрын

    Is it not kind of obvious that's why they'd do all this in the first place?

  • @irshchuculain

    @irshchuculain

    4 жыл бұрын

    They are all lizard people and have a base on the dark side of the moon.

  • @I_am_Dad_Son

    @I_am_Dad_Son

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Colin Deal This is an ignorant statement to the fullest. You realize that corruption at a high level leads to the general population being poorer, dumber, and riddled with crime? There's plenty of shithole countries with billionaire businessmen. Statistics that represent Alabama's general population doesn't reflect how well the elite are doing there in any way, shape, or form.

  • @corneliusflake2103

    @corneliusflake2103

    4 жыл бұрын

    stfu idiot

  • @jaybells7772
    @jaybells77725 жыл бұрын

    "So I'm an Instagram model and have like 100k followers and really pretty and stuff so I think I'd be good at it"..... Jesus christ

  • @madstv1274

    @madstv1274

    4 жыл бұрын

    “Ill sign”

  • @seang8961

    @seang8961

    4 жыл бұрын

    "but you have other stuff?" "no"

  • @sawyerfrench2946

    @sawyerfrench2946

    4 жыл бұрын

    “I don’t eat”

  • @logandihel

    @logandihel

    4 жыл бұрын

    I would vote against her. Shouldn't the queen be somebody girls aspire to be? Not just someone with a insta following

  • @threeidiots54

    @threeidiots54

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s a joke. Satire. She’s doing it on purpose

  • @brendandevlin6022
    @brendandevlin60224 жыл бұрын

    “I infiltrated a real life fraternity” 😭

  • @kylemutti2992
    @kylemutti29924 жыл бұрын

    Can’t tell if it’s a joke or not and I’m 5 minutes in

  • @SMChampionProduct

    @SMChampionProduct

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @Alex-hd3gq

    @Alex-hd3gq

    4 жыл бұрын

    mikael feathers nope

  • @alek9411

    @alek9411

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its real

  • @SermonsForLife

    @SermonsForLife

    4 жыл бұрын

    mikael feathers Haha no clue!

  • @chrisdurig1292

    @chrisdurig1292

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think it’s both

  • @chrislowicki7233
    @chrislowicki72334 жыл бұрын

    My girlfriend was in Pi Phi at Bama last year and she said that The Machine is 100% real and legitimate.

  • @emmanelson2719

    @emmanelson2719

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sure she was bud

  • @williamkrause5831

    @williamkrause5831

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mike Justice sluts are pretty good in bed tho

  • @chrislowicki7233

    @chrislowicki7233

    4 жыл бұрын

    She broke up with me.

  • @williamkrause5831

    @williamkrause5831

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@chrislowicki7233 Oof, thats tough man

  • @Brentrades

    @Brentrades

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@sdzyde7482 LOL

  • @theamu3295
    @theamu32954 жыл бұрын

    “Thank you for being out here” “You guys here about the machine” “The band?”

  • @jaimedelgado7529
    @jaimedelgado75294 жыл бұрын

    "I dont eat" - istagram model with 100k followers who is really pretty

  • @ApeSheet387

    @ApeSheet387

    4 жыл бұрын

    Those arms say otherwise

  • @taylorl6808

    @taylorl6808

    4 жыл бұрын

    75% chance she ends up on CollegeGirlsDoPorn

  • @ketchupking9972

    @ketchupking9972

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@taylorl6808 100% chance shes not a virgin, so the trash is the same either way - no hymen = no diamond.

  • @bobbishmax62

    @bobbishmax62

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ketchupking9972 what? and why have people liked this comment?

  • @Spachia
    @Spachia4 жыл бұрын

    Alabama isn’t the only university that has this sort of extrafraternal society.

  • @DS-sh2lo

    @DS-sh2lo

    4 жыл бұрын

    This

  • @DS-sh2lo

    @DS-sh2lo

    4 жыл бұрын

    @DeWayne Phillips I just agreed with the comment bro

  • @MultiSmartass1

    @MultiSmartass1

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's true but secret societies at other colleges and universities are usually interested in keeping to themselves and just networking . The machine at UA is basically different in that it's tentacles spread through the frat system and are largely about the University political system. It's a campus dominant system though behind the scenes.

  • @MultiSmartass1

    @MultiSmartass1

    4 жыл бұрын

    @DeWayne Phillips That's what I hear. Basically, it's training ground for future Alabama politicians and business leaders.

  • @MultiSmartass1

    @MultiSmartass1

    4 жыл бұрын

    @DeWayne Phillips True but I did mention business as well.

  • @Nickerooster
    @Nickerooster5 жыл бұрын

    Was hoping he was gonna give himself homecoming queen. He deserves it

  • @armedwithwings3953

    @armedwithwings3953

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s the name for me

  • @pizzamasterf5
    @pizzamasterf55 жыл бұрын

    This guy could be the next Nathan for you for barstool

  • @RyanD808

    @RyanD808

    5 жыл бұрын

    robertjames12 the Next Nathan for you since that show is over

  • @jmac6202

    @jmac6202

    5 жыл бұрын

    Such a great show it sucks its over

  • @nessh7589

    @nessh7589

    4 жыл бұрын

    The episode where his suit gets bigger and bigger...freaking gold

  • @fatantobelly9156

    @fatantobelly9156

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ness H that show was the best. Wish it was still on

  • @scumtardprime1838

    @scumtardprime1838

    4 жыл бұрын

    Could be? More like has been... Oh, & not in the bad way!

  • @jasonmuresan8998
    @jasonmuresan89984 жыл бұрын

    It’s no secret, they literally know exactly what group it is lol

  • @Astrohhh

    @Astrohhh

    2 жыл бұрын

    ... that's why the title of the video says "least" secret society lol

  • @anagatto66
    @anagatto664 жыл бұрын

    “i invited everyone i knew” 5 people

  • @lmt6187
    @lmt61875 жыл бұрын

    Lmfao "No, I don't eat"

  • @emmanelson2719

    @emmanelson2719

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sooo good, who is she?? IG?

  • @cwb1130
    @cwb11305 жыл бұрын

    This is so dumb its amazing. Also interesting to leave out that John Merrill was one of the handful of independents to beat the machine for SGA President way back in 1986

  • @nicolasbernardini3413

    @nicolasbernardini3413

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like something a machine sympathizer

  • @MarshallSmith27

    @MarshallSmith27

    3 жыл бұрын

    really? I have never heard that before

  • @ethanburnell1985
    @ethanburnell19854 жыл бұрын

    I was laughing my ass off, then he said, "I scheduled a meeting with the secretary of state" and I pissed my pants laughing. Then he got an IG model involved and goddamn best video ever.

  • @jonathanmartin726
    @jonathanmartin7265 жыл бұрын

    I ain’t fallin for no banana in the tailpipe.

  • @jessiemartin8199

    @jessiemartin8199

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lmao most poeple pop the hood, he checks the pipes first.

  • @Robbbyyyyy
    @Robbbyyyyy5 жыл бұрын

    Hopefully one day you'll replace Chris Hansen.. "I'm Caleb Pressley with Dateline NBC, why don't you have a seat."

  • @averagejoetube2707

    @averagejoetube2707

    4 жыл бұрын

    LeBron James good luck. The machine extends well beyond college. The machine will not expose itself

  • @billhart3728

    @billhart3728

    4 жыл бұрын

    But wearing a giant suit and a clip on tie

  • @Bellaexe5091
    @Bellaexe50914 жыл бұрын

    As much of a joke as this is, it’s definitely weird that they’re rigging it each time.

  • @sampreece3900

    @sampreece3900

    Жыл бұрын

    All of society is rigged.

  • @winstonsmith3244
    @winstonsmith32444 жыл бұрын

    “I slid into your DMs, in a good way!”

  • @BeUpAbohvit
    @BeUpAbohvit Жыл бұрын

    I "infiltrated" a sorority by immediately bombarding them with repetitive questions about a specific topic. No one was the wiser 😂

  • @helsinki
    @helsinki4 жыл бұрын

    A secret society in Alabama. Are the members all cousins?

  • @dalyriq

    @dalyriq

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's a Family Business.

  • @FunkyMonk4Life

    @FunkyMonk4Life

    4 жыл бұрын

    Durrr... you're so clever. Did you come up with that all by yourself or did your boyfriend help you?

  • @hollywinslett7097

    @hollywinslett7097

    4 жыл бұрын

    Idiot

  • @marcoandrade4872

    @marcoandrade4872

    4 жыл бұрын

    That made me chuckle

  • @elcamaleon2471

    @elcamaleon2471

    4 жыл бұрын

    booooo

  • @konkeydonged
    @konkeydonged4 жыл бұрын

    Somehow that was my first time seeing someone with a southern accent and a Dragon Ball Z shirt.

  • @mathieumansire372

    @mathieumansire372

    4 жыл бұрын

    he is a weebneck

  • @tylerwilson7385

    @tylerwilson7385

    4 жыл бұрын

    Come to Florida bro lol

  • @hargle242

    @hargle242

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@tylerwilson7385 deadass people love dragon ball in florida bruh

  • @fredsanford3629
    @fredsanford36294 жыл бұрын

    The Politician was part of the Machine listen to his choice of words!

  • @twangerzonly

    @twangerzonly

    Жыл бұрын

    He actually wasn't, and in fact he is one of the few to win the election against The Machine backed candidate.

  • @herschelsandcastle624
    @herschelsandcastle6245 жыл бұрын

    Even this pledge knew about the machine

  • @orangecoast5325
    @orangecoast53255 жыл бұрын

    Haven't cried this hard in years. Someone help those girls

  • @mattmorrison1408

    @mattmorrison1408

    5 жыл бұрын

    yea ill help em hop on these nuts

  • @jeremym5331

    @jeremym5331

    4 жыл бұрын

    matt morrison up top bro good one

  • @RangersFan94
    @RangersFan943 жыл бұрын

    Dude's asking the Alabama Secretary of State questions about "The Machine" as if John Merrill wasn't the president of the University of Alabama's SGA in 1986-87 😂😂😂 you're talking to it, son!

  • @poolhall9632
    @poolhall9632 Жыл бұрын

    This is true at every university. I wrote an op Ed in the Red and Black while I was at the University of Georgia specifically pointing out the fact that a majority of students don’t care about SGA & the elections- only the Greeks. Most student popularity awards are just extensions of their privilege. I actually know a former Alabama homecoming queen - MaryMac - I should ask her about it.

  • @nickdorsey8912
    @nickdorsey89124 жыл бұрын

    This is hilarious I can’t believe that this organization exists at the University of Alabama. I just think this whole production was so well done. Kudos to everyone who worked on this especially the main guy and the girl their dynamic was hilarious. Can’t stop laughing.

  • @SargNickFury

    @SargNickFury

    Жыл бұрын

    It extends beyond Alabama....

  • @dougtheviking6503

    @dougtheviking6503

    Жыл бұрын

    Goes all the way to Washington D.C.

  • @virific76

    @virific76

    7 ай бұрын

    @@SargNickFuryno, the machine only exists at alabama, some other schools have similar smaller organizations but the group is only at alabama

  • @SargNickFury

    @SargNickFury

    7 ай бұрын

    @@virific76 What I mean is their influence. They Machine has messed around with other schools, in many ways, particularly everyone they play year to year in the SEC. TNE may only be at Alabama, but they influence/bribe and generally exploit every one tehy can in the sec.

  • @cooolbeeeans
    @cooolbeeeans5 жыл бұрын

    Best thing i've watched since first season of American Vandal. This is GOLD for Barstool

  • @MatthewAndrewDrake
    @MatthewAndrewDrake Жыл бұрын

    “I’m a business major” “SEE. She deserves a shot!” 😂

  • @jcreed09
    @jcreed094 жыл бұрын

    What is it with Southerners and their Secret Societies?!

  • @MrKent814

    @MrKent814

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jon Creed where else are they supposed to be racist?

  • @lglettuce2284

    @lglettuce2284

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kent Williams kkk

  • @jcreed09

    @jcreed09

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ok, so now we have "The Machine" in Alabama added to the list. Ku Klux Klan, Knights of the White Camelia, the Night Riders, Vigilance Committees, League of the South, White Knights, White League, The Golden Circle, The 10, Secret Empire, Southern Cross, Brotherhood of whatever, ad nauseam. I wouldn't be surprised if the Legion of Doom or HYDRA were actually formed in the South.

  • @Imabeatyouman

    @Imabeatyouman

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jon Creed secret societies exist everywhere. Wherever there is information power or money societies form to protect it

  • @adamsapple7193

    @adamsapple7193

    4 жыл бұрын

    Uhhhh Yale, Princeton, Harvard on and on and on...

  • @babyz7750
    @babyz77504 жыл бұрын

    “I poured myself a glass of the Hi-C that I had requested” 14:40 yeah I can’t take this guy seriously Lol

  • @MrEazyE357

    @MrEazyE357

    4 жыл бұрын

    You know you're not supposed to take him seriously, right? Are you slow?

  • @littletucktruckin1171
    @littletucktruckin11715 жыл бұрын

    As a Alabama fan this is pure gold! Caleb is the best lol

  • @RileyFreeman8
    @RileyFreeman84 жыл бұрын

    This would have been a perfect video for the giant suit

  • @kieranpotts3527
    @kieranpotts35274 жыл бұрын

    Finally a news source I can trust and believe to bring me important information

  • @RyanD808
    @RyanD8085 жыл бұрын

    Best video Barstool has ever made

  • @thlee3
    @thlee35 жыл бұрын

    "i slid in your DM's .... in a good way"

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper Жыл бұрын

    The Dragonball guy walked out into the world for the first time in years and was immediately asked about the very thing that drove him to seclusion. He knew then it was divine providence which had given him the strength to make it so far against so great of odds.

  • @ioiwut4874

    @ioiwut4874

    Жыл бұрын

    dude fresh outta the hyperbolic-timechamber, ready to go

  • @greggallen7381
    @greggallen73814 жыл бұрын

    Caroline prob can’t even scramble eggs

  • @netavoreikalas4757

    @netavoreikalas4757

    4 жыл бұрын

    Probably not but her 100k followers are scrambling their own eggs to her

  • @thomasfisher1829
    @thomasfisher18295 жыл бұрын

    lol man, I'm not sure you could get Caroline elected homecoming queen even if the machine backed her XD

  • @Lightningkuriboh
    @Lightningkuriboh4 жыл бұрын

    Imagine having so much secrecy and complexity for things that absolutely do not matter

  • @brooksdanielgary

    @brooksdanielgary

    3 жыл бұрын

    It probably doesn't stop at homecoming tho. If Saban is that scared to talk about it, it probably goes to the boosters and state leadership.

  • @hudsonr.743
    @hudsonr.7434 жыл бұрын

    "And 24 hours with caroline" This line absolutely made the video

  • @morganshull9441
    @morganshull94414 жыл бұрын

    Is this a joke? I really can’t tell. Either way this is gold

  • @canadiandrumer

    @canadiandrumer

    4 жыл бұрын

    nah that's what makes it even more funny

  • @thefilmeffect6089

    @thefilmeffect6089

    4 жыл бұрын

    I thought the same thing, so I did a search and they have a Wikipedia page and other articles on them. This video is basically taking something real and turning it into something funny. From the quick search I did, The Machine is/was a real all white secret society that influenced politics in the university and the state. The group was started in 1888 and they were also referred to as the crimson white.

  • @matthewhenington8139

    @matthewhenington8139

    4 жыл бұрын

    It apparently is not a joke

  • @annakaraski9171

    @annakaraski9171

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nope

  • @rickyrougs

    @rickyrougs

    4 жыл бұрын

    @æthalstan eagle eye I feel like a lot of universities are run by greek life in some fashion but the way some of the students talk about it at alabama is scary

  • @abg125
    @abg1255 жыл бұрын

    I thought this was about Bert Kriescher

  • @BryceBoudreauxMMA_Announcer

    @BryceBoudreauxMMA_Announcer

    5 жыл бұрын

    adam glover I AM THE MACHINE

  • @askmemum

    @askmemum

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fuck that bitch, this is Bama

  • @kkjjncxg6912
    @kkjjncxg69125 жыл бұрын

    This was absolutely gold. Well done Caleb

  • @redsox258
    @redsox2584 жыл бұрын

    I'm an instagram model, and, idk, i just, like, think im really pretty and stuff. I should win homecomign queen!!

  • @TheCrookedWheel
    @TheCrookedWheel4 жыл бұрын

    That insta model is just a lot of a boring person.

  • @domiswom6377

    @domiswom6377

    4 жыл бұрын

    every one of them are

  • @scumtardprime1838

    @scumtardprime1838

    4 жыл бұрын

    The "What do you mean you don't eat?" part fucking sent me to the fucking moon. Hilarious.

  • @suburbanhobbyist2752

    @suburbanhobbyist2752

    4 жыл бұрын

    Would smash...hard.

  • @emmanelson2719

    @emmanelson2719

    4 жыл бұрын

    What’s her IG?

  • @Jose-de2wl

    @Jose-de2wl

    4 жыл бұрын

    Andrew I hope she sees this bro

  • @dominiccuevas9699
    @dominiccuevas96995 жыл бұрын

    “The machine...... ... .. what is it..”

  • @Nathanfx2006
    @Nathanfx20064 жыл бұрын

    At the end when he gave the independent homecoming Queen to someone other than his candidate I lost it 😂

  • @bdcopp
    @bdcopp4 жыл бұрын

    Watching this from the UK I can't tell if this is satire.

  • @Rosebud0801

    @Rosebud0801

    4 жыл бұрын

    It isn’t, it’s a real thing on our campus that everyone is aware of, my house was pushed to vote for a candidate in another sorority

  • @christopherwilcox9654

    @christopherwilcox9654

    4 жыл бұрын

    it's cute and funny here but it happens in state governments in many parts of America.

  • @rjgomm1852

    @rjgomm1852

    4 жыл бұрын

    J War ever heard of a little thing I like to call The Illuminati?

  • @micspaffymillard719

    @micspaffymillard719

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Rosebud0801 I think what he's saying is that coming from the UK this seems like satire because of how serious the greek life stuff is that it almost seems comedic.

  • @Rosebud0801

    @Rosebud0801

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mic Spaffy Millard true, our school takes it waaayy too seriously, my house starts preparing for recruitment 9 months in advance lmao

  • @noahlowery1967
    @noahlowery19674 жыл бұрын

    Alabama is like real life. The machine is real. And it all stems from “Fraternities” and Secret Society

  • @aaronh7412
    @aaronh74124 жыл бұрын

    Think "The Machine" has anything to do with football recruiting??

  • @maxtaylor12

    @maxtaylor12

    4 жыл бұрын

    stop asking questions before they get you

  • @pacenrdizzy

    @pacenrdizzy

    4 жыл бұрын

    No

  • @thato596

    @thato596

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I think so

  • @justarandominternetdude2579

    @justarandominternetdude2579

    4 жыл бұрын

    Prob, gotta show the recruits a good time on campus.

  • @rickyrangel5038

    @rickyrangel5038

    4 жыл бұрын

    Aaron H does anyone know if this man is still alive ?? I think the machine might have got to him

  • @stephenkelly4306
    @stephenkelly43065 жыл бұрын

    Caroline runs away from that car like she has 5 followers

  • @mazzyfart420
    @mazzyfart4204 жыл бұрын

    The Machine 100% had a sniper on Saban for that whole homecoming speech

  • @michaelaneser2066
    @michaelaneser20664 жыл бұрын

    caleb deserves a raise after this one, beautiful stuff here

  • @RCJH2022
    @RCJH20224 жыл бұрын

    You mean a student group that is organized together has more influence than individual students on their own? I'm SHOCKED.

  • @RCJH2022

    @RCJH2022

    4 жыл бұрын

    1Pangaea Republic 😂😂😂 I haven’t heard someone say that since I was 17. That’s just what the jealous loser kids say to to other kids who are having more fun to try and make themselves feel better.

  • @markkmemorabilia
    @markkmemorabilia5 жыл бұрын

    Caleb has been missing since

  • @Mackathne
    @Mackathne4 жыл бұрын

    Almost like Skull and Bones at Yale.

  • @sebastianmolina344

    @sebastianmolina344

    4 жыл бұрын

    shhhh

  • @mikeguidry2577

    @mikeguidry2577

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nothing like skull and Bones at Yale. Yale grads run the US. Bama grads run the greater Tuscaloosa metropolitan.

  • @aidenmoussette
    @aidenmoussette4 жыл бұрын

    Bro that one dude at the frat who’s eyes were darting everywhere was obviously in the Machine lmao

  • @ZacH-wv7jd
    @ZacH-wv7jd5 жыл бұрын

    Caleb, this is incredible.

  • @toogee1850
    @toogee18504 жыл бұрын

    "So I let my hair down to let them know that I'm a cool dude who didn't mind if they cussed" ...Lol, this guy and Donnie are the greatest part of Bartstool hands fucking down.

  • @miketacos9034
    @miketacos90342 жыл бұрын

    I teared up at the ending. Beautiful. Heartwarming.

  • @koreyjeffries9504
    @koreyjeffries95044 жыл бұрын

    Caleb literally has a list of all names who have defied "The Machine". I hope the list doesn't get into the wrong hands.

  • @b-ran7024
    @b-ran70242 жыл бұрын

    This is hilarious, but is actually also damn good journalism. Great piece

  • @ShortHandedNow
    @ShortHandedNow4 жыл бұрын

    Giving the Onion a run for its money! Had me in stitches.

  • @donavonhoho
    @donavonhoho2 жыл бұрын

    There's something special in this channel. There's great comedy going on here and the instagram model is an actor (probably), but the video straddles the line where I can't be completely certain if all of it is pure satire. It'd be a huge manpower commitment to pull this off for a youtube video.

  • @vampeilo
    @vampeilo4 жыл бұрын

    She straight said “ I don’t eat” lol

  • @lucuix9901
    @lucuix99015 жыл бұрын

    Caleb is a national treasure.

  • @BlasterTheMaster
    @BlasterTheMaster4 жыл бұрын

    Now this... this is the barstool content I want to see

  • @investorbettor505
    @investorbettor505 Жыл бұрын

    My university had the same thing. Taught me a lot about the world. Probably more than I learned in class

  • @jonhohensee3258

    @jonhohensee3258

    Жыл бұрын

    sure you did

  • @LordBelakor

    @LordBelakor

    Жыл бұрын

    doesn't teach you about the world, this is not in existence in Germany, there are clubs and closed of societies doing weird and sometimes illegal stuff (like fencing with drawing blood), but it stops at their door, nothing happens outside at this extend, that this is so widespread and accepted without anything happening, is a US problem, and then you should not wonder why your government, senate and politicians are so corrupt, they get taught this in school already

  • @investorbettor505

    @investorbettor505

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jonhohensee3258 SEC Greek life is a microcosm of us politics imo lol

  • @jonhohensee3258

    @jonhohensee3258

    Жыл бұрын

    @@investorbettor505 HA HA HA HAaaa... ha ha... ha ha.... SO SUPER funny... and stuff

  • @jonhohensee3258

    @jonhohensee3258

    Жыл бұрын

    @@LordBelakor closed of ???

  • @jimmyfox2433
    @jimmyfox2433 Жыл бұрын

    15:00 mark feels like a Office set and the camera work feel like it too, i love it.

  • @blindhydra
    @blindhydra5 жыл бұрын

    I really don't know if this is a joke or the real thing. But boy how did I enjoy this video hahaha great job!

  • @brodywilson7892
    @brodywilson78925 жыл бұрын

    This is hilarious make this a series

  • @uberhuber1152
    @uberhuber11524 жыл бұрын

    This reminds me so much of Nathan For You, especially at the end.

  • @stellarphase
    @stellarphase4 жыл бұрын

    I like how this is in my recommendations when it’s homecoming week here

  • @ndyjbswglftxtix8589
    @ndyjbswglftxtix85894 жыл бұрын

    Why is this like signing the Declaration of Independence and risking getting caught for treason against the Machine? 😳

  • @Sammy-ro6ny
    @Sammy-ro6ny2 жыл бұрын

    10:32 “Wait, can I sign your petition?” “Thank you for being out here” “You’re welcome! So, you guys ever heard about the machine?” “Uhhh you mean like the band?” Bruh had no idea what he was signing 😂😂😂

  • @uptempo5318
    @uptempo53184 жыл бұрын

    I swear this guy can make the stupidest things actually interesting 😆 good on ya Caleb! 😂

  • @sim8603
    @sim86034 жыл бұрын

    "I'm a business major" Caleb: SEE

  • @ToastedPear
    @ToastedPear5 жыл бұрын

    We need a documentary about a conspiracy theory hosted by Caleb, Rone, and Vibs

  • @icyrhodes2738
    @icyrhodes27384 жыл бұрын

    If this isnt a joke its kinda scary, some of these people will run for actual political office in the future

  • @johnjacob3160

    @johnjacob3160

    4 жыл бұрын

    I mean its exactly like the political system is today... just college scale

  • @charliestubbs6151

    @charliestubbs6151

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@johnjacob3160 the political system has been like this since the beginning. founding fathers were secret society members

  • @kolbyhart4277
    @kolbyhart4277 Жыл бұрын

    The way he just walks out of the room at the end has me rolling 😂😂😂

  • @jasperburchfield2028
    @jasperburchfield20283 жыл бұрын

    I would love to see a follow-up to this video and a more in-depth documentary.

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