“You got a map?” “I got it all right here” *fucking explodes*

@ticket_puncher

Ай бұрын

Yea I watched what happened

@SuperBizalz

Ай бұрын

No one needs a recap of a 1 minute clip we all JUST watched.

@hellno3135

Ай бұрын

@@SuperBizalzit's a quote 🤡

@marnilifejpg

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@farcried8279

Ай бұрын

How many chromosomes do you have?

That might be about the dumbest thing they could have done

@slipperysnakelaw

Ай бұрын

The explosion should cause damage, the bag* would go flying up and probably set off other mines, the bag and it's innards could be turned to shrapnel, such unrealistic writing. Never said it would set off the mine, I'm well aware it's a show, yes the explosion FROM the mine would/could also cause damage. Any more questions or accusations? Edit: thx for likes, all of this is guesswork

@hknova683

Ай бұрын

@@slipperysnakelaw yeah those 911 shows always have the most absurd situation with the most over the top unrealistic solution to a point where it’s not even enjoyable (for me)

@joshmanis9860

Ай бұрын

@@hknova683they are fun to watch tho

@endermanreviews

Ай бұрын

@@hknova683I’ve found the the show “The Rookie” is a lot better than most shows.

@Langley_Forge

Ай бұрын

Fire Department Chronicles greenscreens himself into these kinda shows and it's hilarious

I’m sorry but the way bro fucking exploded got me so bad 💀

@dhgmrz17

18 күн бұрын

I legit thought this was supposed to be some comedy skit.

@NullFame

16 күн бұрын

I like this Disney version of a magician vanishing non rambo mines act. No ragdoll mk fatality parts, just ninja vanish💀

@nathelm8693

10 күн бұрын

So that's where my dad went

In case you’re wondering, both of the kids survive. The fire department came and paramedics but the bomb squad wasn’t going to make it in time. Captain Strand came up with an idea to grab a duffle bag and spray paint and would throw it across and if it didn’t blow up it’s safe. He brought his son Tk who is a paramedic with him and they managed to get to the injured boy and saved them both

@oliviarose3598

18 күн бұрын

How did the one kid get injured? It doesn’t show in the clip.. one second he’s fine then he’s on the ground.. did something hit him when the first guy exploded?

@johnsteel5347

17 күн бұрын

And then the psychopath was arrested and put in a government facility for setting traps

@TheAnimePersonn

17 күн бұрын

@@oliviarose3598 when the guy exploded, bits and pieces of him flew over the place. Either the pieces were so fast it made him have a fatal injury or the guy had something sharp which then flew into his leg. I’m not always right of this stuff though so I wouldn’t trust everything I say

@oliviarose3598

17 күн бұрын

@@TheAnimePersonn gotcha!! Thanks!! And the flying pieces makes sense

@oliviarose3598

17 күн бұрын

@@johnsteel5347 … I … I thought he.. exploded.. how are they gonna.. lol how?

“Let’s throw this really heavy bag about 3 feet infront of us incase there’s a landmine and pray that the ANTI-PERSONNEL mine that has a lethality distance of 3-5 meters doesn’t fucking kill me”

@thevoidknight1289

Ай бұрын

That heavy bag would absorb a lot of the force

@cowboydukers3744

Ай бұрын

@@thevoidknight1289 not all of the shrapnel.

@thevoidknight1289

Ай бұрын

@cowboydukers3744 yes it would the bag is full of metal plus n9t all antipersonnel have shrapnel

@bonelessduck8986

Ай бұрын

Tf is a 30 lb bag gonna do? ​@@thevoidknight1289

@elementxghilliejoshf.2844

Ай бұрын

I hate these kind of shows. The writers have no grip on reality. This wasn’t done for dramatic effect this was done because the writers were dumb enough to think it would work.

"I got it all right here" *blows up* EDIT: if ur one of those people who like to make those "obviously" types of comments don't make em here pls, ty

@Clopransomeware

Ай бұрын

Crows triggered it

@LloydAintLion

Ай бұрын

Embarrassing ways to die ngl

@Dylan13595

Ай бұрын

I guess he didn’t have all up there

@gnas1897

Ай бұрын

I guess he now has it all over there

@TheGrandUsurperOfDeath

Ай бұрын

@@LloydAintLionso many dumb ways to die 😂😂😂

The show is called 911: Lone Star for anyone wondering

@bryanlariviere5702

5 күн бұрын

Thank you

@cktjones

3 күн бұрын

Appreciate it

@Jake190

23 сағат бұрын

Thank you very much

Helicopter invented in 1907 People in 1906 :

@perky__0978

13 сағат бұрын

What 😂

"Map's right here 👉🧠" Last words before disaster 💀💀

@user-xd2eu3py2h

Ай бұрын

And there...and there...and there...

@jaysonpapa7769

Ай бұрын

​@@user-xd2eu3py2hand now it's splattered everywhere.

@Tails_and_Ash_productions

Ай бұрын

the like has 911 likes, what a coincidence

@Ebrahimxxxsy

Ай бұрын

​@@Tails_and_Ash_productionshey

@Ebrahimxxxsy

Ай бұрын

​@@Tails_and_Ash_productions40°42'42"N 74°00'45"W Google that on maps

"how are you boys doing?" "my brother's hurt" *blows up*

@IamJerf

Ай бұрын

Idk why I did a spit take on that part lmao

@Sheridan2LT

Ай бұрын

"I laid every last one of em myself" 😂😂

@Ryan_11990

Ай бұрын

“My brothers hurt!” “Omg! He is?! I thought he was napping!”

@moyosoreoluwaakinwatimi9652

Ай бұрын

He survived

@Pack_Watch

Ай бұрын

Why did he throw the bag so close?? 😂😂

Imagine dying to your own mines 💀💀💀💀💀💀

I Wish "Helicopters" were Invented Back then 😂😂😂

@bradwhite5884

18 күн бұрын

Helicopters won't work, especially using a ladder or a rope from the helicopter, once you move your foot, the mine will explode and you left with either a half a person or your said rope or ladder end up being a lot shorter then before

@NullFame

16 күн бұрын

They need batman 2 movies weather ballon🎈

@squirrel1226

15 күн бұрын

@@bradwhite5884i don’t think they were standing on a mine tho so the helicopter could have come pick them up

@bradwhite5884

15 күн бұрын

@@squirrel1226 True, but even still, if they were on the mine or if someone on the rope to help the kids accidently stepped on one, it's game over man

@debosmandutta2873

7 күн бұрын

This has some serious "why didn't they fly the eagles into mordor" vibes, and as tolkien responded, "shut up"

“Guess he did” “I guess he didn’t”

@Phaetonix.

Ай бұрын

Huh you again 1 minute ago

@Deadboiqxr

Ай бұрын

Early

@Alex.Jimenez235

Ай бұрын

😂

@AmanNgmOP

Ай бұрын

WHY UR EVERYWHERE

@mrburpmud

Ай бұрын

This guy is not a bot

Helicopter was invented in 1877 People in 1876:

@Sikaz5119

Ай бұрын

pressure would set of the mines

@nyke8820

Ай бұрын

​@@Sikaz5119a helicopter ladder is about 25 meters long. how would that set of the land mines?

@Sikaz5119

Ай бұрын

@@nyke8820 I mean the pressure from the wind being forced down.

@benedit21

Ай бұрын

​@@Sikaz5119oo i didn't know that.. I was about the type "Fr" as this comment's reply

@nyke8820

Ай бұрын

@@Sikaz5119 yeah but its 25 metres in the air. It would not hit the ground with that much force and even if it did you could just extend the ladder.

Dude actually knew the map but planned on offing himself for weeks

My brain screaming “USE A HELICOPTER”

@andrewweaver7675

2 күн бұрын

Sorry but if the helicopter gets too close the wind pressure from the rotor bakers will set the one around it off the chopper wud have to drop a ladder

@noiseedits

2 күн бұрын

​@@andrewweaver7675there is a tool called a ladder, and they have various sizes available.

The fact that the first guy memorized the mines location is absolutely beautiful "Mind blowing"

@vikashpal4875

Ай бұрын

He literally blows himself.

@user-lf6du8te5q

Ай бұрын

@@vikashpal4875 hence the joke 'mind blowing'

@MarcieSandres-tw6sm

Ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@DolceMirroring

Ай бұрын

Your pfp is also "Mind Blowing"

@FORTHRONE

Ай бұрын

Mind blowing lol

I know damn well, the ladder can extend longer than that 😂😂😂

@rebirth6516

Ай бұрын

Ikr lol

@rufusconnolly8489

Ай бұрын

And then the truck tips over. Those ladders are not designed to extend horizontally that way

@HokoLoku

Ай бұрын

@@rufusconnolly8489yeah because a 160 lb guy will tip over 60 000lb fire truck 😂😂

@jarrinphilpott8995

Ай бұрын

The LADDER will tip it over, dumb shit.​@@HokoLoku

@FEN_THEREDARROW

Ай бұрын

​@@HokoLoku yeah I agree withchu my stepdads a firefighter

Bros playing minesweeper irl 😂

@mathewfullerton8577

28 күн бұрын

Not really. It's a show, not real life.

@bruh9659

2 күн бұрын

@@mathewfullerton8577chill its a joke

Extend the firetruck ladder 🫨

The odds of them walking into that minefield without any problems is crazy 😂

@crashstudi0s

Ай бұрын

You would be surprised

@imperialavian

Ай бұрын

@@crashstudi0s What the hell do you mean by that

@crashstudi0s

Ай бұрын

@@imperialavian Sometimes people used to run through a good chunk of a minefield before getting blasted off. This was actually a weird tactic I heard once that involved a low density mine field at first, that increassed as you reached the end of it. So, people, and vehicles, would fall on teh pretence that either this is not an actual mine field, or a low density one. There are other tactics, such as putting an anti personel mine below an anti vehicle one, so if the AV mine was detected and engineers tried to disable it, when messin with it, the AP mine would detonate.

@UpgradedPlungerCman

Ай бұрын

Wait they walked through it just go back the way you came its not that hard

@derricktalbot8846

Ай бұрын

For those of you wondering "HOW COULD SOMEONE JUST WALK INTO A MINE FIELD!" The USA provides, as part of its "dont spend my tax dollars on those countries when it can be used right here" Foreign Aid, the funds for minefields to be safely swept up by professionals, and not the local children/farm animals. Don't let the goobers ruin the idea of foreign aid just because they can not see with their own eyes the work that the USA does to help around the world. It is not America First... it is a neighbor, and part of a broader community of nations.

“Guess he did” “I guess he didn’t” 😂😂😂

@jordanprice4102

Ай бұрын

1,800+ comments and no likes?! Well not anymore 🗿🍷

@GirikInto_Metal

Ай бұрын

​@@jordanprice4102 Good Guy

@slimanelbarouni2284

Ай бұрын

What a conclusion 😂😂

@kit013

Ай бұрын

@@jordanprice4102 you have a mother but no father? well not anymore

@TheVesselOfInfiniteDestruction

Ай бұрын

@@kit013Damn!

Glad to see a live action adaptation of Minesweeper!!

“How you guys doing?” “My brothers hurt” *literally explodes*

@hahppyhour5380

Ай бұрын

LMAO it was so funny. Gl

@mk810

Ай бұрын

Ya what was that ending lol

@g-8buenviejolucenesio826

Ай бұрын

Lmao

@kookie-xc9tx

Ай бұрын

Nobody blows up 🙏 I’ve seen this show too many times lol

@theohayes5342

Ай бұрын

He threw the bag and it exploded. Then they know not to go there.

Everyone gets out fine. The kids and paramedics are both miraculously unharmed by the mine

@TheDestroyerOfBeasts

Ай бұрын

Do you know what the series name is?

@Yonineo

Ай бұрын

@@TheDestroyerOfBeastspretty sure it’s 9-1-1 lone star, not 100% sure tho

@motorstrauss9762

Ай бұрын

​@@Yonineo it is

@irlJoyBoy

Ай бұрын

@@TheDestroyerOfBeastsimagine wanting to go watch this😂

@E_E69

Ай бұрын

Not everyone

I thought it was the government spying on me 😂

The show name: 911 lonestar

"Should we just air lift them out?" "Nah then the show would be too short"

@LaiPaChampion

Ай бұрын

Maybe a metal detector is still gonna be short 😂😂

@steiner4864

Ай бұрын

you know a helicopter would take a while to get there too its the middle of nowhere

@Servellion

Ай бұрын

@@steiner4864 The fuck do you think they use for remote rescues?! Helicopters. Hell they got a damn firetruck out there.

@anonymousanonymous9587

Ай бұрын

IG in universe, very unique circumstances like a conveniently close firetruck and conveniently far helicopter just make this happen

@malcirhodes3

Ай бұрын

​@@anonymousanonymous9587 There have been plenty of instances of the heli etb being longer then a possible rescue attempt. Just ask Steve Irwin.

"My brother's hurt" Bro, he fell asleep.

@alexkade1506

Ай бұрын

Someone who passes out from a nearby explosion still needs medical attention and he was probably taking about the dude hitting the floor

@Jayn-Sync

Ай бұрын

​@@alexkade1506I think he got hit by a shrapnel

@IloveGod855

Ай бұрын

@@Jayn-Syncoh I thought it was heat stroke lol

@ALEXSPL4NET

Ай бұрын

I watched the show,and in this episode the brother was hit with shrapnel from the mine things.

@ChickensEntertainment

Ай бұрын

@@ALEXSPL4NETI’ve always thought he fainted because he saw bits of human explode everywhere 😂

I guess these people haven’t heard of a helicopter before 💀

movie name?

@abdimwenda1855

25 күн бұрын

It's actually a TV show called "Lonestar with Rob Lowe."

@Kevlashnikov

6 күн бұрын

Thank you for your service

Getting air lifted was probably the best idea in this situation..

@smathlax

Ай бұрын

Well the helicopter (or whatever flying vehicle you're thinking of) still has to blow air down in order to go up. That might set off the mines.

@dahappybill

Ай бұрын

@@smathlax what about a long rope

@smathlax

Ай бұрын

@@dahappybill I guess that would work yeah

@Knightmare919

Ай бұрын

​@@smathlaxfun fact there are ladders that are literally made of rope they are called rescue ladders and they work you just need to use a helicopter.

@mochathegrande3640

Ай бұрын

I like the idea of laying down to distribute your weight and crawling out

Bro was tryna play minesweeper while trying save someone 😭😭

@juels1394

Ай бұрын

511 likes no reply? Lemme change that for ya

@jonartmustafa9706

Ай бұрын

528 now

@shawns574

Ай бұрын

Got any better ideas?

@Audioslave_Fan

Ай бұрын

​@@juels1394 your changing nothing.

@riverdoge

Ай бұрын

​@@shawns574 Air rescue?

I love how the shot where you can see the footprints the boys made walking into the minefield is completely ignored by everyone in the show

What movie?

@irfansatrio4621

4 күн бұрын

9-1-1 lone star

Helicopters: 🚁 👁️👄👁️

@weirdkid8047

Ай бұрын

Fr

@zxiq-

Ай бұрын

The pressure from the propellers doenforce would set off all the mines in its radius

@thesexybeast1868

Ай бұрын

​@@zxiq-no

@cattynip_videos9691

Ай бұрын

Common sense bro the mines would be triggered of the air of the proppeler because the pressure too..

@Deadpool2566.

Ай бұрын

​@@zxiq-nope

There actually weren't any mines in that field, those men just exploded.

@k7j007

Ай бұрын

😂

@Niros8889

Ай бұрын

Plot twist. It's an episode about spontaneous combustion.

@d3m0n_k1ng5

Ай бұрын

@@Niros8889Call tha fire force🗣️

@samoliver3242

Ай бұрын

Man I hate it when that happens

@LucasVoid

Ай бұрын

They all just drank the 🎵Juice that makes your head explode!🎵

I legit thought this was an actual Minesweeper movie. XD

That last explosion was janky asf

How to survive being in the middle of a minefield: *go back where you came from*

@parviztashbaev5858

29 күн бұрын

maybe they walked over one of the mines. They would have to make exactly the same steps back, which is impossible.

@ClearlyNutz

27 күн бұрын

You have to clear every square inch of dirt. It takes hours to move a few meters.

@89Keith

26 күн бұрын

You think you can remember exactly where you placed each step?

@mr.killjoy4753

26 күн бұрын

@@89Keith no but it’s a better option (apart from inspecting each square inch for land mines)

@MCCaradon

26 күн бұрын

thats why the American border should have one. I mean, we don't need Americans trespassing into Canada.

It amazes how the writers manage to keep their jobs.

@Dannilach

Ай бұрын

It's because no one else wants to put their hands on a show as stupid as this.

@timstradley5819

Ай бұрын

Seriously haha. Truly these shows are comically bad

@sayayejay716

Ай бұрын

Lmao helicopter lowers a harness. Lifts them to paramedics. The end.

@Cc-bh3ye

Ай бұрын

yet they started doing writers strike...

@ethan7252

Ай бұрын

@@Cc-bh3yeUh probably because they were underpaid... 🤦‍♂️😂 what does that have to do with anything

Use a thermal or infrared because those mines have to get hot. Use the heat signatures to identify the locations of the mines

This reminds me of a soldier who legit walked into a minefield to save a kid who lost his legs.

The scariest part is people watch shows like these and think they know what to do in an emergency.

@UnbannedAgain

Ай бұрын

I know they're dumb and I'm the one that says our soecies has devolved to a point where mentally deficient us average. But I still don't think they're THAT stupid.. well maybe but they definitely aren't that brave, so worry not

@WoahBrotherMan

Ай бұрын

Is that scary

@thatguy1080

Ай бұрын

​@@WoahBrotherMan Yeah, because these Hollywood writers don't know anything and they pass on their ignorance to the masses, who then get the wrong idea.

@chasewillis4243

Ай бұрын

Would you want to be in a minefield and watch someone blow up like that one guy cause he thought throwing bags was the correct way to save you? Or some more stupid way to die?

@danielcox7629

Ай бұрын

I think the bags are probably full of something to blunt the explosion and catch shrapnel.

"One false move and its hasta la bye bye "🤣🤣🤣🤣 Genius

@uhhsmile1746

Ай бұрын

And he got the hasta bye bye 😂

@WeeabooPocky

Ай бұрын

Sunset Riders reference??

@NullFame

16 күн бұрын

Terminator 2?😎

@theflashboy9360

8 күн бұрын

Shrek: "bye bye"

"How you guys doin?" "My brothers hurt!" "*fucking explodes*"

This feels like one of those early KZread sketches, editing and all.

even tho the old man died, he still saved the kid's lives by telling them they were in danger and not to move.

@rafaelcalmon2858

Ай бұрын

*He also created a deadly hazard to the whole community by building a minefield on his lawn.* He's also the one that shot the drone, which prompted 2 kids to walk into said lawn. *If anything, it would be more accurate to say he almost killed them.*

@dengar96

Ай бұрын

Yea the dude laying out AP mines on his property is a real kind soul

@grumpypants2066

Ай бұрын

​@@rafaelcalmon2858 no trespassing means no trespassing 😂

@derdox6720

Ай бұрын

@@grumpypants2066 i know this is a joke, just in case it isn't; i think it's still illegal to intentionally spread deadly hazards on your property in most parts of the states as far as i know. could be wrong though, i'm not from there

@joseuseroasensio7148

Ай бұрын

@@derdox6720 I am from Spain, here in my area, a man could not sell part of his land, it was a corner, less than 20 meters, for the construction of a highway, and it could not be built, a normal two-lane way was built , and with a very dangerous narrow road when it passes through his place, not only are we left without a highway for more than 1 million people, and way more in summer, but I don't know how many accidents there have already been on that stretch of road. In a serious country these types of people would be in jail.

"I laid every last one of them mysel-" *"With their creator gone, they were unstoppable..."*

@aetius7139

Ай бұрын

Minesweeper be like: 😮

@bababoy3

Ай бұрын

THIS IS SO FUCKINGNUNDERRATED BRO

@siaknil6592

Ай бұрын

Question is what do they intend to d- (Explodes after stepping on a random mine)

@rosepoffenberger5010

Ай бұрын

Is it bad that my brain instantly read that second line in a Morgan Freeman voice??

CHOP CHOP MOVIE BOY PT.2 I MIGHT BE NEEDING RN

What show/movie?

He was showing them that he knew exactly where the mine is by blowing himself up . Great man for real

@MonkeyTnT106

Ай бұрын

You made my day XD

@imposterytamongu8223

Ай бұрын

@@MonkeyTnT106 anytime mate 👍

@decentshaik3400

Ай бұрын

Bro this shit is funny 😂

@imposterytamongu8223

Ай бұрын

@@decentshaik3400 great to hear ❤️

@Ask4This

Ай бұрын

LMAO

The thing with landmines is that if you dont have every mine memorized, then you dont have any of them memorized.

@kylethekidable

Ай бұрын

It's not really even about memorizing the mine layout. To place a ton of mines with no coherent patching is suicide, it just depends how long before you trip one yourself, even with memorization. Instead, create a patching pattern that you know that others wouldn't. If I, for example, know from this exact rock next to my fence, I can walk toe to heel for 15 steps then take a 90 degree turn to the right and toe to heal for 7 more, then 90 degree left turn, etc , etc. I can pretty easily navigate the field without remembering where most of them are

@Scarjo121

Ай бұрын

They also shift over time

@soulcrusher1513

Ай бұрын

​@@Scarjo121 yep i googled it to make sure you do learn something new every day there are comments in other post saying they dont so i googled it bcause i was here with no knowledge of the subject thats scary they move so scary that should be a subject of a KZread video

I laughed harder than I should at the two explosions.😂

FireDepartmentChronicles would have a field day with this one

“One false move, it’s Hasta la bye bye” is so wild lmao 😂

@mast3rchief536

Ай бұрын

Is this like a serious movie? That reminded me of that scene on Tropic Thunder

@luis0ana

Ай бұрын

the i lay them all my self, i got them all here, than pooff was funny as hell, i expect it...

@Alexmercer12015

Ай бұрын

Thats normal in amarica

@_MrTrue

Ай бұрын

Is so wild bro ong that's craaaazy no cap deadass bro lowkey fire 🔥 😳 😅 fanum tax rizz bro lowkey bro said that ong fr no cap dead no cap fr 💯 🤧 💀

@yugioh1311

Ай бұрын

How is that wild? I swear people are soft.

Survival hack: if you are in such a situation trace your steps back exactly, since you haven't hit a mine yet.

@ankitmaravimedicaloneliner6717

Ай бұрын

It is nice option when you have no other option cause it's risky if you haven't memorized the steps 😅😅

@moxe647

Ай бұрын

Yeah great idea for someone who knows they’re stepping into a minefield. Not two kids flying drones in a “random” field somewhere

@damien81981

Ай бұрын

no no no no. human error is WAY up there. NEVER trust yourself. the way military (i am one) is taught is to take an object like a knife. and begin to inch crawl by shoving it in the ground every few inches at an ANGLE. it takes the body weight of a light weight human to trigger one. this is so they get human targets and not a rabbit or something. but tbh, stay where you are and scream for help. hope they don’t do this weird fire truck thing and just get a helicopter.

@alex2005z

Ай бұрын

If no one was hurt in the first place they could have waited for a helicopter. That seems like the safest option

@bruh-bn3ni

Ай бұрын

not really, because when you take steps you don't think about them. there are chances that you stepped past a mine

“I got it all up my-“ blows up

As soon as he said "map's right here" I knew where this was going 😂

Show: “911: Lonestar”

@romaina.6241

Ай бұрын

It might be the dumbest show ever.

@Meechie2015_BigMeezyCLE.

Ай бұрын

​@@romaina.6241how is it dumb?

@JoshTB007

Ай бұрын

Thanks now I know what not to watch 👍

@skeletontamir

Ай бұрын

I watched with my father who is cop, it isnt a bad show It's really entertaining and fun, i say you should give it a try

@moonchildeverlasting9904

Ай бұрын

everyone: panic noone: helicopter??

Rats are used to find mines. They’re smart, have great sense of smell, and don’t weigh enough to trip the mine.

@somsokca7836

Ай бұрын

Nope, no rat gonna save them. Rat mines only get breed, get trains, works on location that need active demines work, like some country in Africa or Cambodia. To get those rat to somewhere out of nowhere in usa, it would take days on commercial route (air plane), may take less than a day if on military route. But that kid only have about 45 minutes at best 1 hours, so waiting for rat from another continent wouldn't help this scenario.

@Drewtendo

Ай бұрын

Problem is, the rats were 50 minutes out.

@desreal5183

Ай бұрын

Rats were on a lunch break

the explosions happening out of nowhere each time because of the cuts makes it so hilarious

There are 2 different types of mines 1. Detonates upon impact or applied pressure 2. Only detonates once you’ve released pressure off of it If your not on one you just need a chopper and that’s it to airlift you away

If that kid that got hit that far away those fire fighters would kill everyone else

You know, I will say this for the dead paranoid guy. He was at least going to save them and stopped them from moving. He was a dumbass for not making a real map, but at least he wasn't paranoid enough to let innocent teens die.

@boby4465

Ай бұрын

But it's 200% his fault and if they are alive it's only because of the police 😅

@smart-ass8518

Ай бұрын

​@@boby4465 Wrong. Blatantly wrong. They're alive because of HIM AND the police. If he hadn't informed them about the minefield, they'd be dead without them knowing.

@darksideofevil13

Ай бұрын

​@@smart-ass8518 He planted the mines....

@rustyfisher2081

Ай бұрын

​@@darksideofevil13 yet he still informed them of the minefield

@darksideofevil13

Ай бұрын

@@rustyfisher2081 Yes but he shouldn't have done something so irresponsible to begin with.

"You're in minefield! Yeah, whole field is mine!"

This is one crazy parks n rec episode!

Fun fact! Mines *move* Even if you have a map of where the mines were originally placed, if it has been over a month, it isn't safe to assume the map is accurate anymore

@baloog8

Ай бұрын

How do they move usually? Soil erosion is top layer shift. Tectonic activity? Shifting of soil via moisture, flooding?

@baloog8

Ай бұрын

Reading.. deep erosion.. wat a fucking night mare

@aliabdulmutaleb1535

Ай бұрын

@@baloog8 i think he was joking bro lol

@xymos7807

Ай бұрын

@@aliabdulmutaleb1535 But it's true, the earth shifts ever so slightly beneath our feet, we just don't notice it.

@chrislucas8718

Ай бұрын

​@@baloog8 I reckon it's the same way that rocks always appear in an empty field no matter how much you clear em

Ight bro that last explosion got me dying for no reason 💀💀😭

@shadowspector3611

Ай бұрын

It had him dying too.

@_davidboxing

Ай бұрын

RIP 🪦

@rdowg

Ай бұрын

Any death becomes hilarious when the clip cuts out like that😂

@LU2LOST

Ай бұрын

“How u boys doin “ “My brothers hurt” “💥💥💥💥

@PercGotmeFried673

Ай бұрын

They so dumb all they had to do was call in a heli and airlift them out it doesn't take a lot of brain to figure that out

" maps right here 👉👨" F*cking explodes

movie name

In case you're wondering. This show is called 9.1.1 Lonestar with Rob Lowe

@gideonchadwick805

Ай бұрын

Thanks a million. 🏴‍☠️🫡

@MADGodMarc

Ай бұрын

Thanks!

@johnnydanger8701

Ай бұрын

Oh, I thought it was called PrimeTime Propaganda.

@catomax26jeev

Ай бұрын

oh damn i KNEW it was 911! I freaking love this show, except i didnt actually watch lonestar

@floridazae4809

Ай бұрын

Season 2 episode 6 ,thank me later

Helicopter: ❌ Walking across with bags: ✅

@Sheridan2LT

Ай бұрын

It's a non-emergency, they only have 40 minutes and an airlift is like 20 minutes out right lmfao

@botdfbvb

Ай бұрын

​@@Sheridan2LT It's a minefield. It's very much an emergency.

@09joshiboi

Ай бұрын

Ikr

@randommemes9926

Ай бұрын

​@@botdfbvba helicopter would be the worst possible move, the downdraft of the blades would cause an increase in pressure on the ground. Those are anti personal mines which don't need much force to activate. The pressure would be enough to detonate most the mines

@manuelmarcuzzi6959

Ай бұрын

​@@randommemes9926have you ever heard of long ropes?

I want to see a part 2!

People before helicopter existence 😂

@tylerdphoto

26 күн бұрын

Just about to ask how the plot armor prevents a helicopter with a rope

@JamesZ32100

24 күн бұрын

I think it has something to do with how the helicopter's downdraft will blow debris around, and potentially triggering the other mines

@Real_vardaan

24 күн бұрын

​@@JamesZ32100haha 😂... how far you think... air can't move 15kg mines from 20ft height my brother

@JamesZ32100

24 күн бұрын

@@Real_vardaan im talking about other debris, not moving the mines

@JaniacTheHedgehog

24 күн бұрын

You know mines go off when the pressure put on it is lifted, meaning a helicopter would actually be a lot more detrimental since it would be difficult to accurately guess where the mines are from above, meaning people can't land from the Helicopter, and lifting the boys up would cause the detonation, likely killing them.

"I got all right here" Fucking explodes

@yankeedoodlebillybob

Ай бұрын

thank you so much for explaining the vid

@lionB.162

Ай бұрын

Helicopter: I don't exist

Идея с бросанием сумки просто огонь. Особенно конец ролика зашёл, где "проверенный специалист" улетел в Вальгалу вместе с сумкой.

Map went from up here to there, there, over there, back here and a little more down yonder

Chopper: "Nah I let them handle this"

@stanleypines3626

Ай бұрын

The pilot was not having it that day

@balmond69

Ай бұрын

Chopper on vacation

so you are telling me that just sending 1 helicopter is that hard💀💀😭😭

@thewatcher7823

Ай бұрын

Might have been an effective rescue measure, but not without paying a pretty penny. It's interesting how expensive many life-saving things are. Mind you, I can't think why the anti-gov guy wouldn't assume the Gov could just get past his minefield on taxpayer money in a helicopter.

@heyitsme950

Ай бұрын

​@@thewatcher7823 helicopter rides aren't thaaat expensive, been on a few myself

@ByoticVAL

Ай бұрын

The only reason I could think of is the helicopter could possibly produce enough force on the ground to detonate the mines? Even with a rope, I’m not sure

@AzerithNymora

Ай бұрын

​@@thewatcher7823 that doesn't matter, human lives are more important than the cost of a helicopter flight.

@MesaAufenhand

Ай бұрын

that ladder can extend further

"Map's right here" -two seconds later, map is everywhere

What show and episode is this

Army Combat Engineer here, that is such a god damn stupid way of testing for mines, you are not going to throw that bag farther than the mine blast area. You have to tediously test the ground with a small non magnetic stick. It would take literal hours to get to those kids but a hell of a lot less likely to die, hopefully his mines didn’t have anti handling devices to kill anyone trying to dig them up.

@IbrahimHussain-vk3pf

Ай бұрын

Or they could just be evacuated using a helicopter.

@koreancowboy42

Ай бұрын

All it could've took was to get an metal detector or mine detector I don't understand how these people have drones, but don't have those special equipment for it 😂

@real_gspin

Ай бұрын

Thing is these mines were made to blow after setting foot on that lane so they had 45m max to take them out not even brought time for a chopper to come & drop the ladder

"One wrong move . . . Hasta la bye-bye" 💀💀 I'm fking dead when he said that 😂😂

@StandStillGamer

Ай бұрын

So was he

@lem8863

Ай бұрын

Same bro

@ariashelly4109

Ай бұрын

He went “Hasta la bye - bye

@zaphiraluzellabatoctoy7970

Ай бұрын

I was like Da fuk....

people use specially trained rats to clear landmines since they can somehow sence them. They're put on long leashes which are later used to determine the safety spots

Anyone else expected the guy with the rifle to explode almost immediately after saying that he knew where all the mines were?

I’m dying “I got everything right here…kaboom.”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@livingbymoonlight6075

Ай бұрын

So is he.

@Man1fest135

Ай бұрын

@@livingbymoonlight6075Dawg 💀💀

I know from my years from existing on this planet that i know damn well that a fire truck ladder is longer than that

@CZghost

Ай бұрын

There's a limit of how much you can extend it horizontally, you know? Extend it too much with a person staying at the end of it and it is enough of a lever pulling enough of a torque to tip the truck over.

@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEIOU

Ай бұрын

​@@CZghostit's a truck, it's like 30 tons of pure metal, no way that ladder is doing anything

@send_it_subie

Ай бұрын

@@CZghosta person and a little thin ladder aren’t tipping over a 40k pound truck

@kani75

Ай бұрын

Lets calculate. Lets say that firetruck weights 20 000 lbs and has width of 8 ft. Just ordinary aluminum ladder bought from store weights 50 lbs per 10 ft. Lets imagine that firetruck ladders weights 5 times that. With 100 ft reach, the weight is 2 500 lbs. The torque is mass multiplied with center of weight, which makes (50 x 2,5k) 125k for ladder vs (4 x 20k) 80k for truck, so in this case the truck would tilt over without anyone even standing on ladder. Many trucks do have extensions spread their width and allow larger reach before tipping point, but those aren't doing much in soft ground.

@Nick871203

Ай бұрын

perhapes the weight of the ladder buckling its self is the danger, not tipping the firetruck lol

This is the only show that portrays mines correctly, as soon as it's set up once the thing on the top is pressed it goes boom not when it's released

What's the show/movie?

Whoever directs these shovelware cop shows should really get a consultant that knows something about weapons, mines, policework, or rescue operations

@NovusOrdo77

Ай бұрын

Or regular people for that matter

@otetechie

Ай бұрын

It’s not supposed to be realistic. It’s supposed to foster positive feelings towards law enforcement and negative feelings towards antigovernment people.

@koolaidblack7697

Ай бұрын

@@otetechie True.

@samuelshields7565

Ай бұрын

​@@otetechieWhy couldn't that be shown in a realistic manner?

@-meow..

Ай бұрын

this isn’t a cop show lol

And that map is splatter all over the place now

@smokintoes

Ай бұрын

Wasn't worth a damn anyway lol

@liam754al

Ай бұрын

Nahhh thats crazy 😂😂😂

@ImJustNes

Ай бұрын

LMAOOO

@honkhonk8009

Ай бұрын

Not really. Mines are made to injure, not kill. A soldier without a leg is more harmful to a war effort than a dead soldier. Much more resources are put towards the wounded.

@lordvoltridium1337

Ай бұрын

Good, much easier to read

This script feels like it’s glowing, like it was subsidized

Hmmmm that approach with throwing a geavy bag a few feet ahead of you seems to be one of the worst ways to help

For anyone wandering, the series is called 911 Lone Star (Disney+) Edit: thank you so much for the likes❤️

@blackangel972du31

Ай бұрын

Thx captain scrolled too far for that

@netuo

Ай бұрын

thank you do much

@wavydre8547

Ай бұрын

I don’t understand why all of these channels post only clips from movies and series and don’t even bother linking the movie or series. Thank you.

@charlesatanasio

Ай бұрын

Sounds like something disney would make these days...

@charanteja2407.

Ай бұрын

Season and Episode?

Note that most minefields have a weight trigger. A human could stand on an anti-tank mine and not get blown up because they didn't trigger the weight trigger. That was a stupid idea in general, but especially because the bag is significantly lighter than a human.

@damien81981

Ай бұрын

this is true, but how would someone would know if it’s anti personnel or anti armor? wouldnt. the military teaches the inch crawl. basically shoving a knife into the ground, crawling a couple inches and repeating. never had to do it but i did train on it.

@2pretty2care295

Ай бұрын

God bless u all , Jesus loves you all who see this no matter what you’ve done, repent for the kingdom of God is at hand 💞.

@sebalakner8194

Ай бұрын

Yeah but these aren't anti tank mines

@EmbersoftheFallingAshes

Ай бұрын

@@sebalakner8194 That's the point. Anti tank mines wouldn't blow up if a human stepped on them. I was using it as an example to point out the possible weight triggers. The bag would likely not set off a mine that is tailored to a human's weight since there doesn't seem to be anything heavy in it. I know it's just a film but I wanted to point that out

@SilentxKillerx5

Ай бұрын

​@@EmbersoftheFallingAshesit would have when they hopped on it like they were though lol

Which film is this

Yeah man tossing a duffel bag two feet is a safe plan

"I got it all up in my-" Famous last words.

I love everybody complaining about the bag full of metal technique like they know anything about mines. The fact those boys both didn’t die implies that mine is not shrapnel-based. Throwing a sufficiently thick bag full of metal plates onto the mine will absorb the explosion, and any of the shrapnel that erupts. I know this, because it’s a recurring technique when you don’t have a sweeper or LOS. If you have LOS, you can either avoid it (not usually doable), move it (provided it’s specifically an anti-personnel or armor mine, and not an IED), or shoot it (what most soldiers will do, because the shrapnel never makes it far enough, or punches through the Bradley. Shit, sometimes they’ll drive over it anyways, because they know it’ll be fine).

@KlyosXA

Ай бұрын

Even if the bag was successful in preventing death by mine. Wouldn't it become useless afterwards? I may not be an expert in metallurgy but everything degrades after so much force. So they hamper one mine and still have a length of field getting to the kids. All in all, it's still a bad idea.

@MF-Rell

Ай бұрын

​@@KlyosXANo

@abysswicked9076

Ай бұрын

@@KlyosXA So yes, but no. See, the explosion itself hits the metal, but the shrapnel hits the bag. According to some US soldiers I know from Iraq and Afghan, they said a rucksack and a couple metal plates could take five or six anti-personnel (non-shrapnel) mines before you had to turn the bag over to the other side

@abysswicked9076

Ай бұрын

@@KlyosXA But that’s with a rucksack. They’re decently thick bags. With a thinner bag, you might get one or two less, maybe half? It really depends on how many plates/how big+thick they are, and the bag.

@potam750

Ай бұрын

They said there are "all the mines under the sun" So it implied that there are more then one type Plus Ok boomer