The kid outside the school canteen
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The worst kinds of people at school.
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Outro Song:
Off The Cuff - Dylan Sitts
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What is the best thing from the canteen 🥪?
@userbjbrobah
7 ай бұрын
English books
@Seanasaurus7560
7 ай бұрын
A sandwich?
@eliaschalhoub8645
7 ай бұрын
Milo Bread and a Fairy bread
@CoolUsername682
7 ай бұрын
curry 🔥🔥
@Meanscreen82
7 ай бұрын
Pides
There was this one kid at my school who used his mate's debit card to buy food, turns out he was spending $50 a week on hot dogs and cookies. Judging by the size of the bloke, it didn't really surprise me.
@beefeduptechreviews
7 ай бұрын
Wow do schools accept cards these days
@mi30044
7 ай бұрын
@@beefeduptechreviews mine does
@That_Lexus_Guy
5 ай бұрын
@@beefeduptechreviews Yeah, they have a for quite some time.. Since like 2013.
@rebeccacoulter9336
2 ай бұрын
I remember buying shit with a card at my canteen as far back as 2009@That_Lexus_Guy
They always be begging like it’s their full times job 😂
@ShakTV
7 ай бұрын
every recess and lunch 5 days a week
@HayzyDplayz
7 ай бұрын
@@ShakTVgotta love ya
@4biggerguys
7 ай бұрын
Fax bro🔥🔥
@Tigers4ever970
7 ай бұрын
And there payment is what they hardly get 🤣🤣
@OnePieceGaming412
3 ай бұрын
in my school, even if you have no money, the staff have to still give food
That Teacher part tho 😂😂 "Piss off Jarred!"
“I’m Gonna take a shit in your pencil case”😂😂 good one shaktv you never fail to make us laugh
coming from the kid that is outside the school canteen, this is extremely accurate
@WhatIsTheHeat
7 ай бұрын
Why
@joey6451
7 ай бұрын
[skull]
@mrblackguy6336
7 ай бұрын
@@WhatIsTheHeatwhat do you mean "why?"🤡
Loving the stereotypes, so relatable
Not even the teachers are safe
I love this guys skits, they make my day better❤️
“ I’m going to shit in your pencil case! “ how is he planning on do that?
@ShakTV
7 ай бұрын
where there's a will there's a way
I swear, it's always that one kid that's always waiting outside the canteen, waiting for money, even if they don't like the person or bully them.
At our school we have an undercover area where the lines are for the canteen. I was hanging with my friends there when this girl came and begged EVERY SINGLE PERSON in the area for money. If you walked past, she would go and ask for money. Long story short, she didn’t get anything.
This is actually so spot on, there is this lad at my school that is campin out at the tucky. He's actually blonde as well funnily enough. this is literally so true, my fav food at the tucky is the chicken burger. they only make 4 for the whole school, people wag class just so they can get to tucky earlier lol. welcome to queensland schools!
"Piss off Jarod" LMAOO
It should be a national holiday whenever ShakTV uploads. Seriously you make my day so much better much love - Goku Black 🖤
"are you gonna eat all of it?" And "can I have half of it?". Were asked every single lunchtime 😂 10/10 accuracy.
The ending 😂 “Oi Mr. Dingleberry!” “Piss off Jared.” (Outro music starts playing)
was waiting for this, shak making mondays better
Pure gold mate loving the regular video uploads ❤
Love your videos man!
This guy has 13675432 characters. He nails all 13675432 of them😅
Been waiting for this one lmao. Keep the vids going Shak.
Yo man keep uploading love to see it ❤
Love the school skits ❤️
awesome video another banger
Shak never fails to make me laugh
PLZ MAKE A 10 THINGS A JUNKIE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!!!
@DogEater3211
7 ай бұрын
Heroin
@DogEater3211
7 ай бұрын
Meth
@DogEater3211
7 ай бұрын
Durrys
@DogEater3211
7 ай бұрын
Alcohol
@DogEater3211
7 ай бұрын
Woolies bag
another banger shak
As always, awesome videos 👍👍
“Can I have 10 cents?” “No” “Can I have 5 cents?” “No” “Can I have 10 bucks”😂 0:42
@thechipbros
5 ай бұрын
Lol
Bro the teacher was straight to the point “piss of Jared”😂
always amazing skits, how u come up with this haha
Shaktv with the relatable content ⭐️
LMFAO AWESOME STUFF .. BIG THUMBS UP
teacher wasn’t having it
Good vid mate! Keep it up..👍
Why are they always called Jarrod too 😭🤣
That tuck shop turns into Centrelink in a few years too
My whole year is filled with these people😂
Even the principal!😂😭
Great ending!
Bro what is shak’s secret formula to making the best videos I’ve never missed a video👍🏼
Bro this word for word is true 😂
Him and the cboys are the only people i get exited about when the y upload
This remind me back in days high school 2011 JJ chaill mascot Syd
So nothing has changed in the last 40 years. Kids would say "Can I scab 5 cents" back in the 80's
Its always "can i have a dollar" 😂
I love you ShakTV I have been watching you for two years and I also love PRIME
bro hit that accent hard
We always had this guy at my school. He was always at the canteens
They always say this and I find it funny that you made this
Pretty accurate
Been 14 years since school, Nothings changed
It’s turning into guntree tryin to negotiate 😂😂😂
mazing content
How are u champ also thx for the great content ❤
A new vid! W
We’ve done that before classic
Hey shak I stand with u I stand out canteen line asking for money
Brother I used to tick the canteen up no need to beg 😂😂😂😂
That's gold 😂
Stuff like this gets stuck in my head now😂
"It was just a prank"
I was selling marbles at one point. Hustling started at the canteen lines
At our school canteen it was two story the Belcony we walked onto was where the counter was and underneath no one went cause it was just dirt what happened was I had a smart idea that people had been dropping their change underneath it for years no one has looked and well I was right ! Made a fair bit of cash in $2 hahaha
The teacher cent 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Haha yeah brotha
shak is pro
Finally you made a video about me!❤❤
In winter, it was always the steamed dim sims served in a freezer bag and copious amounts of soy sauce.
@davidszabo1618
7 ай бұрын
Thanks Shak!
LOL That was heaps Funny 🤣
Bro fax
There was always lots of scabs in the play ground.. even a meat pie would get passed around
know quite a few people like this still in their 20s and 30s lmfao
Bro our canteen exit is at the yr10 area and they're always standing right next to the exit begging for money like their life depends on it.
2:49: AY MIZTER DINCLESHMIT
Yep i remember at high school there was allways that one nagging for couple bucks 😂😂😂
Nah they try and sell you like random leaves and rocks off the floor for 50 cents 💀
bros the school junkie 💀
Shak once I literally stole some kids lunch and did a runner, he had a Gatorade and a hot dog so I had to
as a guy named Ashton I love you
MAKE 10 THINGS A JUNKIE CANT LIVE WITHOUT
Xmas is on Monday can you do a Christmas skit this year
Too funny,we had a kid at high school called Jared,he would try to sell you sneakers he had stolen from the bowling ally
@balung
7 ай бұрын
😅😅😅
make more eshay skits
My friends are always like this 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I remember kids didnt talk like that
bro istg im always the dude gettin mobbed
I’m still waiting for that $1.
So true cuz
They have no shame 💀💀
every day i used to give this kid the bacon out of my BnE, was too tough to chew. We wasn't really friends but it just turned into daily routine
In my school everyone wants a Chip when i get some nuggets and chips 💀 but thats Englamd
0:51 HEY WHO GAVE BRO THE R-WORD PASS!? (Jk i laughed at this XD)
W Vid
Bro how are u so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The “I’d do it for you” is a crock of shit, don’t listen when they say that.
Hello I am such a huge fan you are the best and make the funniest videos
@ShakTV
7 ай бұрын
♥
@cldestroyer2267
7 ай бұрын
Bro you replied your the best
@kellyhennessy7212
7 ай бұрын
Watch Jimi Jackson
@cldestroyer2267
7 ай бұрын
@@kellyhennessy7212 I have but i think shaktv is better
At my school I once bought a garlic bread, sausage roll, donut and an oat chocolate milk. The bloody scavengers were after me like the seagulls from Finding Nemo
We have all been this kid before