The kid outside the school canteen

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The worst kinds of people at school.
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Outro Song:
Off The Cuff - Dylan Sitts

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  • @ShakTV
    @ShakTV7 ай бұрын

    What is the best thing from the canteen 🥪?

  • @userbjbrobah

    @userbjbrobah

    7 ай бұрын

    English books

  • @Seanasaurus7560

    @Seanasaurus7560

    7 ай бұрын

    A sandwich?

  • @eliaschalhoub8645

    @eliaschalhoub8645

    7 ай бұрын

    Milo Bread and a Fairy bread

  • @CoolUsername682

    @CoolUsername682

    7 ай бұрын

    curry 🔥🔥

  • @Meanscreen82

    @Meanscreen82

    7 ай бұрын

    Pides

  • @DarcyIsLame
    @DarcyIsLame7 ай бұрын

    There was this one kid at my school who used his mate's debit card to buy food, turns out he was spending $50 a week on hot dogs and cookies. Judging by the size of the bloke, it didn't really surprise me.

  • @beefeduptechreviews

    @beefeduptechreviews

    7 ай бұрын

    Wow do schools accept cards these days

  • @mi30044

    @mi30044

    7 ай бұрын

    @@beefeduptechreviews mine does

  • @That_Lexus_Guy

    @That_Lexus_Guy

    5 ай бұрын

    @@beefeduptechreviews Yeah, they have a for quite some time.. Since like 2013.

  • @rebeccacoulter9336

    @rebeccacoulter9336

    2 ай бұрын

    I remember buying shit with a card at my canteen as far back as 2009​@That_Lexus_Guy

  • @Lor4Free
    @Lor4Free7 ай бұрын

    They always be begging like it’s their full times job 😂

  • @ShakTV

    @ShakTV

    7 ай бұрын

    every recess and lunch 5 days a week

  • @HayzyDplayz

    @HayzyDplayz

    7 ай бұрын

    @@ShakTVgotta love ya

  • @4biggerguys

    @4biggerguys

    7 ай бұрын

    Fax bro🔥🔥

  • @Tigers4ever970

    @Tigers4ever970

    7 ай бұрын

    And there payment is what they hardly get 🤣🤣

  • @OnePieceGaming412

    @OnePieceGaming412

    3 ай бұрын

    in my school, even if you have no money, the staff have to still give food

  • @KelseyRBX
    @KelseyRBX7 ай бұрын

    That Teacher part tho 😂😂 "Piss off Jarred!"

  • @EshayRen
    @EshayRen7 ай бұрын

    “I’m Gonna take a shit in your pencil case”😂😂 good one shaktv you never fail to make us laugh

  • @JustTooGud
    @JustTooGud7 ай бұрын

    coming from the kid that is outside the school canteen, this is extremely accurate

  • @WhatIsTheHeat

    @WhatIsTheHeat

    7 ай бұрын

    Why

  • @joey6451

    @joey6451

    7 ай бұрын

    [skull]

  • @mrblackguy6336

    @mrblackguy6336

    7 ай бұрын

    @@WhatIsTheHeatwhat do you mean "why?"🤡

  • @ga1x588
    @ga1x5887 ай бұрын

    Loving the stereotypes, so relatable

  • @ArthurCallahan63
    @ArthurCallahan637 ай бұрын

    Not even the teachers are safe

  • @d6m9n_
    @d6m9n_7 ай бұрын

    I love this guys skits, they make my day better❤️

  • @wadesullivan77
    @wadesullivan777 ай бұрын

    “ I’m going to shit in your pencil case! “ how is he planning on do that?

  • @ShakTV

    @ShakTV

    7 ай бұрын

    where there's a will there's a way

  • @vvalzsgyatt
    @vvalzsgyatt5 ай бұрын

    I swear, it's always that one kid that's always waiting outside the canteen, waiting for money, even if they don't like the person or bully them.

  • @tboythelogoandanimationguy5109
    @tboythelogoandanimationguy51097 ай бұрын

    At our school we have an undercover area where the lines are for the canteen. I was hanging with my friends there when this girl came and begged EVERY SINGLE PERSON in the area for money. If you walked past, she would go and ask for money. Long story short, she didn’t get anything.

  • @user-kx3bn9gj4q
    @user-kx3bn9gj4q7 ай бұрын

    This is actually so spot on, there is this lad at my school that is campin out at the tucky. He's actually blonde as well funnily enough. this is literally so true, my fav food at the tucky is the chicken burger. they only make 4 for the whole school, people wag class just so they can get to tucky earlier lol. welcome to queensland schools!

  • @porknoodle7886
    @porknoodle78867 ай бұрын

    "Piss off Jarod" LMAOO

  • @tomford14
    @tomford147 ай бұрын

    It should be a national holiday whenever ShakTV uploads. Seriously you make my day so much better much love - Goku Black 🖤

  • @TheHolyCheese75
    @TheHolyCheese754 ай бұрын

    "are you gonna eat all of it?" And "can I have half of it?". Were asked every single lunchtime 😂 10/10 accuracy.

  • @tomford14
    @tomford147 ай бұрын

    The ending 😂 “Oi Mr. Dingleberry!” “Piss off Jared.” (Outro music starts playing)

  • @edward7282
    @edward72827 ай бұрын

    was waiting for this, shak making mondays better

  • @VT97Calais
    @VT97Calais7 ай бұрын

    Pure gold mate loving the regular video uploads ❤

  • @Dominic20120
    @Dominic201207 ай бұрын

    Love your videos man!

  • @GoofBean
    @GoofBean7 ай бұрын

    This guy has 13675432 characters. He nails all 13675432 of them😅

  • @simplifiedfxs
    @simplifiedfxs7 ай бұрын

    Been waiting for this one lmao. Keep the vids going Shak.

  • @jasonmeh
    @jasonmeh7 ай бұрын

    Yo man keep uploading love to see it ❤

  • @MedakaP
    @MedakaP7 ай бұрын

    Love the school skits ❤️

  • @Menezia
    @Menezia7 ай бұрын

    awesome video another banger

  • @thefardbedwarsplayer4166
    @thefardbedwarsplayer41667 ай бұрын

    Shak never fails to make me laugh

  • @Smart_idiott
    @Smart_idiott7 ай бұрын

    PLZ MAKE A 10 THINGS A JUNKIE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!!!

  • @DogEater3211

    @DogEater3211

    7 ай бұрын

    Heroin

  • @DogEater3211

    @DogEater3211

    7 ай бұрын

    Meth

  • @DogEater3211

    @DogEater3211

    7 ай бұрын

    Durrys

  • @DogEater3211

    @DogEater3211

    7 ай бұрын

    Alcohol

  • @DogEater3211

    @DogEater3211

    7 ай бұрын

    Woolies bag

  • @apersonthatusesyoutube
    @apersonthatusesyoutube7 ай бұрын

    another banger shak

  • @OnlytheStrongSurvive416
    @OnlytheStrongSurvive4167 ай бұрын

    As always, awesome videos 👍👍

  • @zakandoliafl
    @zakandoliafl6 ай бұрын

    “Can I have 10 cents?” “No” “Can I have 5 cents?” “No” “Can I have 10 bucks”😂 0:42

  • @thechipbros

    @thechipbros

    5 ай бұрын

    Lol

  • @MONKEYking1392
    @MONKEYking13924 ай бұрын

    Bro the teacher was straight to the point “piss of Jared”😂

  • @ashurastrife08
    @ashurastrife087 ай бұрын

    always amazing skits, how u come up with this haha

  • @Flashy991
    @Flashy9917 ай бұрын

    Shaktv with the relatable content ⭐️

  • @bullzye101
    @bullzye1017 ай бұрын

    LMFAO AWESOME STUFF .. BIG THUMBS UP

  • @Aussieoffroader2024
    @Aussieoffroader20246 ай бұрын

    teacher wasn’t having it

  • @scott2757
    @scott27577 ай бұрын

    Good vid mate! Keep it up..👍

  • @zyltiger
    @zyltiger7 ай бұрын

    Why are they always called Jarrod too 😭🤣

  • @henrikparsgaard9648
    @henrikparsgaard96487 ай бұрын

    That tuck shop turns into Centrelink in a few years too

  • @FefJoe
    @FefJoe7 ай бұрын

    My whole year is filled with these people😂

  • @chanverse7555
    @chanverse75557 ай бұрын

    Even the principal!😂😭

  • @alwayspooh1588
    @alwayspooh15887 ай бұрын

    Great ending!

  • @THATJDOG
    @THATJDOG7 ай бұрын

    Bro what is shak’s secret formula to making the best videos I’ve never missed a video👍🏼

  • @thetigerking3519
    @thetigerking35197 ай бұрын

    Bro this word for word is true 😂

  • @redmondmorrison6296
    @redmondmorrison62967 ай бұрын

    Him and the cboys are the only people i get exited about when the y upload

  • @Guwapo2023
    @Guwapo20237 ай бұрын

    This remind me back in days high school 2011 JJ chaill mascot Syd

  • @bluemeanie6395
    @bluemeanie63957 ай бұрын

    So nothing has changed in the last 40 years. Kids would say "Can I scab 5 cents" back in the 80's

  • @tritoriaaa
    @tritoriaaa7 ай бұрын

    Its always "can i have a dollar" 😂

  • @redmondmorrison6296
    @redmondmorrison62967 ай бұрын

    I love you ShakTV I have been watching you for two years and I also love PRIME

  • @user-wl4zu2ok1e
    @user-wl4zu2ok1e7 ай бұрын

    bro hit that accent hard

  • @electro_sykes
    @electro_sykes7 ай бұрын

    We always had this guy at my school. He was always at the canteens

  • @jackdwyer7035
    @jackdwyer70357 ай бұрын

    They always say this and I find it funny that you made this

  • @dancingoptimusprime2285
    @dancingoptimusprime22857 ай бұрын

    Pretty accurate

  • @MrRshelp4u
    @MrRshelp4u5 ай бұрын

    Been 14 years since school, Nothings changed

  • @EshayRen
    @EshayRen7 ай бұрын

    It’s turning into guntree tryin to negotiate 😂😂😂

  • @ijoog
    @ijoog7 ай бұрын

    mazing content

  • @Perkins_szn
    @Perkins_szn7 ай бұрын

    How are u champ also thx for the great content ❤

  • @SMLMoviesArchive
    @SMLMoviesArchive7 ай бұрын

    A new vid! W

  • @mightymaxpower1880
    @mightymaxpower18807 ай бұрын

    We’ve done that before classic

  • @xoticgamingkid5682
    @xoticgamingkid56827 ай бұрын

    Hey shak I stand with u I stand out canteen line asking for money

  • @benkent2629
    @benkent26297 ай бұрын

    Brother I used to tick the canteen up no need to beg 😂😂😂😂

  • @mranonymous8979
    @mranonymous89797 ай бұрын

    That's gold 😂

  • @miacampbell6030
    @miacampbell60302 күн бұрын

    Stuff like this gets stuck in my head now😂

  • @NbaHighlights223
    @NbaHighlights2237 ай бұрын

    "It was just a prank"

  • @monkishmean277
    @monkishmean2777 ай бұрын

    I was selling marbles at one point. Hustling started at the canteen lines

  • @multiranger748
    @multiranger7487 ай бұрын

    At our school canteen it was two story the Belcony we walked onto was where the counter was and underneath no one went cause it was just dirt what happened was I had a smart idea that people had been dropping their change underneath it for years no one has looked and well I was right ! Made a fair bit of cash in $2 hahaha

  • @notorious9507
    @notorious95077 ай бұрын

    The teacher cent 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AWAKEALIVELIVIN
    @AWAKEALIVELIVIN7 ай бұрын

    Haha yeah brotha

  • @Mizpe
    @Mizpe7 ай бұрын

    shak is pro

  • @silly.sasquatch
    @silly.sasquatch7 ай бұрын

    Finally you made a video about me!❤❤

  • @davidszabo1618
    @davidszabo16187 ай бұрын

    In winter, it was always the steamed dim sims served in a freezer bag and copious amounts of soy sauce.

  • @davidszabo1618

    @davidszabo1618

    7 ай бұрын

    Thanks Shak!

  • @barrygiddey9139
    @barrygiddey91397 ай бұрын

    LOL That was heaps Funny 🤣

  • @IPreachToPepe
    @IPreachToPepe7 ай бұрын

    Bro fax

  • @longdatto3
    @longdatto37 ай бұрын

    There was always lots of scabs in the play ground.. even a meat pie would get passed around

  • @cishansen4162
    @cishansen41627 ай бұрын

    know quite a few people like this still in their 20s and 30s lmfao

  • @joßh-1
    @joßh-17 ай бұрын

    Bro our canteen exit is at the yr10 area and they're always standing right next to the exit begging for money like their life depends on it.

  • @Killakaydoggy
    @KillakaydoggyАй бұрын

    2:49: AY MIZTER DINCLESHMIT

  • @ba.skidderLOCKDOWN
    @ba.skidderLOCKDOWN7 ай бұрын

    Yep i remember at high school there was allways that one nagging for couple bucks 😂😂😂

  • @aussiefinley
    @aussiefinley5 ай бұрын

    Nah they try and sell you like random leaves and rocks off the floor for 50 cents 💀

  • @Barca391
    @Barca3916 ай бұрын

    bros the school junkie 💀

  • @slixed
    @slixed7 ай бұрын

    Shak once I literally stole some kids lunch and did a runner, he had a Gatorade and a hot dog so I had to

  • @ASHTON2EDITZZ
    @ASHTON2EDITZZ7 ай бұрын

    as a guy named Ashton I love you

  • @DogEater3211
    @DogEater32117 ай бұрын

    MAKE 10 THINGS A JUNKIE CANT LIVE WITHOUT

  • @MissStabby
    @MissStabby7 ай бұрын

    Xmas is on Monday can you do a Christmas skit this year

  • @anthonyhefford
    @anthonyhefford7 ай бұрын

    Too funny,we had a kid at high school called Jared,he would try to sell you sneakers he had stolen from the bowling ally

  • @balung

    @balung

    7 ай бұрын

    😅😅😅

  • @sayedzahedi9619
    @sayedzahedi96197 ай бұрын

    make more eshay skits

  • @Sparkysharky-
    @Sparkysharky-7 ай бұрын

    My friends are always like this 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @catfacepoetry3211
    @catfacepoetry32117 ай бұрын

    I remember kids didnt talk like that

  • @muted2838
    @muted28387 ай бұрын

    bro istg im always the dude gettin mobbed

  • @CompletedGamesOfficial
    @CompletedGamesOfficial7 ай бұрын

    I’m still waiting for that $1.

  • @ibz747
    @ibz7477 ай бұрын

    So true cuz

  • @moey6942
    @moey69427 ай бұрын

    They have no shame 💀💀

  • @h.r.hufnstuf4171
    @h.r.hufnstuf41717 ай бұрын

    every day i used to give this kid the bacon out of my BnE, was too tough to chew. We wasn't really friends but it just turned into daily routine

  • @Harrythehat31
    @Harrythehat317 ай бұрын

    In my school everyone wants a Chip when i get some nuggets and chips 💀 but thats Englamd

  • @Boykissing_foxman
    @Boykissing_foxman7 ай бұрын

    0:51 HEY WHO GAVE BRO THE R-WORD PASS!? (Jk i laughed at this XD)

  • @soulprofessor7694
    @soulprofessor76947 ай бұрын

    W Vid

  • @Vini_jr_boyyy
    @Vini_jr_boyyy4 ай бұрын

    Bro how are u so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @videomaker8207
    @videomaker82077 ай бұрын

    The “I’d do it for you” is a crock of shit, don’t listen when they say that.

  • @cldestroyer2267
    @cldestroyer22677 ай бұрын

    Hello I am such a huge fan you are the best and make the funniest videos

  • @ShakTV

    @ShakTV

    7 ай бұрын

  • @cldestroyer2267

    @cldestroyer2267

    7 ай бұрын

    Bro you replied your the best

  • @kellyhennessy7212

    @kellyhennessy7212

    7 ай бұрын

    Watch Jimi Jackson

  • @cldestroyer2267

    @cldestroyer2267

    7 ай бұрын

    @@kellyhennessy7212 I have but i think shaktv is better

  • @BruceWayne-fg1kk
    @BruceWayne-fg1kk7 ай бұрын

    At my school I once bought a garlic bread, sausage roll, donut and an oat chocolate milk. The bloody scavengers were after me like the seagulls from Finding Nemo

  • @maxmrw
    @maxmrw7 ай бұрын

    We have all been this kid before

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