Looks like I didn't kill all the Jedi

@Waveslayer123

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah fuckhead

@Sammy-dz2hk

6 жыл бұрын

Omg yes lol

@LunarEdge7

6 жыл бұрын

Fret not, we have all the time to do so.

@inflatablemattress2

6 жыл бұрын

What a dick

@Kangaru13

6 жыл бұрын

Long live the empire

“Anakin, ads during ASMR videos are evil!” “From my point of view, ASMR is evil!” “THEN YOU ARE LOST!”

@ThatPalRyan

3 жыл бұрын

Me: listening to ASMR at 100% Volume. ads: "Ha your in danger."

@ArtemisWasHere

3 жыл бұрын

Before a video ads should play During and after? No

Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Paul the Wise? It’s not a story the ASMRtist would tell you

@averagelifeenjoyer14

5 жыл бұрын

he could give tiggles to other but not himslef, ironic

@hisamue

4 жыл бұрын

Star wars asmr memes

@erdgerd5503

4 жыл бұрын

Ironic

@tazerfacegaming5777

4 жыл бұрын

I have so much power, to leave the likes at 500 or change it to 501 for the 501 for the clones.

@Cadaverous0711

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure if "Darth Paul" was intentional or not.

Bruh this ain't no parody this is the real star wars 10 😤😤👌 the producers said "fuck it, let's make it asmr" and it worked

@GodToaster

6 жыл бұрын

Lol he is the new god of asmr lol

@saulmoses8698

6 жыл бұрын

Your profile pic is fucking perfect with your comment

@sirerinkiestink4103

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah just skip episode 9

@NoEntertainment

6 жыл бұрын

The People at Star Wars were inspired by Windows in their numerical sequences, so they skipped 9 because they thought that this movie was going to be so fancy and new and innovative with ASMR technology but unlike Windows it actually was fancy and new and innovative and now instead of lightsabers n shit it's just tingles

@gall9had

6 жыл бұрын

Little bit shorter than most star wars movies but its still an hour long

Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Ephemeral the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the professor would tell you. It's a Rift legend. Darth Ephemeral was an ASMRtist of Miskatonic University, so relaxing and so calm that he could use ASMR to influence the mind to induce. . .sleep. He had such a knowledge of the Tingle Side, he could even cure the ones he cared about of insomnia. The tingle side of the Rift is a pathway to many triggers some would consider to be highly relaxing. He became so relaxing. . .the only thing he was afraid of was becoming immune to his own triggers, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately he taught his son everything he knew, but his tingles would not put him to sleep. Ironic, he could save others from Insomnia, but not himself.

@sjescone

2 жыл бұрын

Only 6, likes? Dude this was spot on!

@skymanlordoftheskies

2 жыл бұрын

You should be a storyteller as a living

@MERCERENiTY

Жыл бұрын

😂

Was almost asleep until I heard “inbred jedis” then started laughing and now I can’t sleep

@functionatthejunction

4 ай бұрын

I keep hearing it in Grievous's voice.

I’m a simple man, I see rift I click. I see Star Wars I click. I see Rift+Star Wars I break my phone screen clicking

@kingconflict9022

4 жыл бұрын

Oh

@Andy-ly2tz

4 жыл бұрын

Oh

@Amogus104

4 жыл бұрын

Oh

@generalkenobilegoproductio5488

4 жыл бұрын

Well...that’s just peachy.

@nodus7853

3 жыл бұрын

you click your phone?

"Relax with the high ground"

@gall9had

6 жыл бұрын

Guilherme Almeida my gosh youre a genius

@zacharymiles5982

6 жыл бұрын

The high ground didn't help anaken relax.

@yng_Lakey

4 жыл бұрын

Zach Attacks Gaming anakin**

@odaprotozoan

4 жыл бұрын

Relax high with the ground

@Blackphillip12

4 жыл бұрын

I have the pie ground

After playing Jedi fallen order, I now can’t see this as Taron Malicos trying to turn me to the dark side

@nicname3147

4 жыл бұрын

This is my headcanon now...

@jazzydragon4498

4 жыл бұрын

Join the dark side, we have tingles. Lol

@gellertrabai619

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, right? I was searching for this comment before I make one that was already written before. 😅

Ive come up with a theory. Rift always posts in the morning because he wants us to fall back asleep so we miss school/work and we all get fired and society falls and we all have to move into the woods. Just. Like. He. Wants. Remember his society is cancer video? WAKE UP PEOPLE. no like actually wake up

@izzybebusy

6 жыл бұрын

Wow 😮

@nathang9034

6 жыл бұрын

Chad Timberman nah it’s actually probably time zones and shit. He posts based on his viewership, so I would assume most of his viewership is European. Also, unlike many other asmrtists, he has another job and a wife and child to take care of. So he posts whenever he can

@Waveslayer123

6 жыл бұрын

Hi Hi don’t assume..it makes an ass out of u and me

@holdentudiks7123

6 жыл бұрын

i agree. we really need to look into this. Rift may be in league with the illuminati, the atheists and i have it on good authority he has a wife and son making him a high ranking officer with the heterosexuals. this isnt about tingles anymore

@aespyro

6 жыл бұрын

Chad Timberman maybe he's just an average human male. or maybe I've been brainwashed to think that. who knows besides the man himself, Oobi Juan Kennoli.

The ASMR side of KZread is a pathway to many tingles some consider unnatural

*I specifically applied to be a Sith Lord*

@Rateltong

6 жыл бұрын

Maloch Then be my apprentice.

@damobeck1

6 жыл бұрын

Darth Maul yes, my master!

@yng_Lakey

4 жыл бұрын

Rule of two I’m afraid, try again later

@barackyobama6435

4 жыл бұрын

Darth Maul fake sith

@thatpunkcatte

4 жыл бұрын

@@yng_Lakey Rule of two sucks, long live the Galactic Sith Empire.

Somewhere George Lucas is sneezing into a hundred dollar bill yelling "Fuck it, it's ALL canon!"

@SplendidEcho

6 жыл бұрын

kumakun17 😂😂 honestly comment of the year

You telling me this isn’t one of the greybeards calling for the dragonborn

Wow, Luke, you got a little too deep into that whole "kissed my sister" bit...

The tingles are strong with this one.

Now borrow your son’s Darth Vader mask and do a “Relax with the Dark Side” video.

@yng_Lakey

4 жыл бұрын

Morgan Gobin lmao it’s the other way around, darth Vader is Luke’s father

@aaronchang5664

4 жыл бұрын

@@yng_Lakey He was referring to Ephemeral himself

@GuyWithBadHair

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, "his son's"... 😏

@darthvader8850

3 жыл бұрын

He won’t have my helmet, not yet

I was really hoping you would make a Jedi video Like an Old Ben roleplay, looks like my wish has been granted

@ZeeTheFreeman

6 жыл бұрын

Just wait until May 4th comes around

"Inbred Jedis tearin up Tattooine" haha love it🤣🤣🤣

May the Tingles be with you 👍

@ASMRWHISPERINGANGEL

6 жыл бұрын

lol

@GodToaster

6 жыл бұрын

lol

@alialekberov4001

6 жыл бұрын

Dream Hunter ASMR keep up good work Dream hunter!

@memetrashofpussyxd9565

6 жыл бұрын

yes you too and i am a joker jedi lol XD

@dreamhunterasmr4850

6 жыл бұрын

Ali Alekberov thank you i will try my best 😃

This explains why you grew out your beard.

So when is the theater release date?

If he blesses us with a Skyrim video 😍😍.

@Thebossgods2

6 жыл бұрын

AFRODUCK98 I agree he should be like an asmr shop keeper

@AFRODUCK98

6 жыл бұрын

Thebossgods2 "Kahjit has many wears" 😂😂

@Dylsavvy

6 жыл бұрын

He already looks like one of the graybeards!

@Thebossgods2

6 жыл бұрын

Dylan Savage ah yesss Skyrim greybeard asmr

@TheSnKoh

6 жыл бұрын

Thebossgods2 too predictable, maybe hroldin, ysgrammor, or he'll that blind bandit. But nah not a greybeard

I think it'd be cool if you did a Gandalf the Grey roleplay

How can Rift have such smooth movements..... He has ultra instinct..... I mean seriously...... Look at his eyes.....

@anselmtheweird0

6 жыл бұрын

Vulkan XL I can't! His beard is sooo obnoxiusly striking!

@vulkanxl

6 жыл бұрын

Mr. AnselmTheWeird0 the eyes are pretty obvious in this one kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZIt40sqve8SyZ9o.html

@TomTom-fs7hx

6 жыл бұрын

I wonder if the majority or a minority of Rift fans get this comment...

@vulkanxl

6 жыл бұрын

Bagel Boy Tbh ultra instinct is basically a meme now, so I'm pretty sure a few non-dragon ball fans will get it.

@neotanuki5915

6 жыл бұрын

Instead of hair showing power, now it's his beard!

I barely woke up (it's 7 in the morning) and you're already trying to put me to sleep

this us wat d beard was for

The “better than...” comments are strong with this one

@coltondaddario8282

6 жыл бұрын

EzLk 18 literally on my screen there's one right below this commeny

When I was 15 I had a dream I was in Star Wars I had a fever - the dream I had haunts my creative brain and I think getting it out here will do something to the creative consciousness because I don't think it came from mine. I was a Jedi bounty hunter, a secret service afforded only to the most wealthy . I charted a transport to a desolate plateau ridden world and found a covert camp on top of a mountain plateau that looked like the devils table. There was a campfire and as I approached a Jedi turned an ignited his blue saber . I edged closer and ignited a white one. As we went to engage he stopped and said " I am weak and you will surely win, sit with me for a moment so that the truth will not die with me " So we sat and he told me " my name was anakin skywalker , when I discovered a plot in the Jedi order led by the sith I was framed for the death of mace windu , mace windu killed my wife and kidnapped my children " I interjected " Jedi aren't allowed to marry " He retorts " I resigned and joined the republic army, I'm not a Jedi" He removed his cloak and showed me his many injuries " I gave the republic my body fighting the Jedi conspiracy during the clone wars " I felt confused " they say you killed younglings, they say you're Vader " "Lies- Vader was my call sign , palpatine and I tried to warn the Galaxy we tried to make an empire but we played right into their hands ." "Whose hands ?" "The true sith, who rule us all from beyond the edge of the galaxy - palpatine, windu, that golem you know as Vader , They are just puppets ." " there are only ever two, a master and an apprentice " " in the galaxy, visible, yes...only two . You don't see the inquisitor wearing your friend's face. You don't see the sorcerer in the robes of the wise old Jedi... even you do not realize you are their agent " "I will tell them you died, I will tell them I found your bones...if what you say is true you deserve your revenge , if what you say is a lie, living is more of a punishment then anything." And as I turned to leave him there, 3 red skinned sith de cloaked behind me, one of them stabbed me through the gut and as I fell I watched the real anakin skywalker kick some fucking ass . He didn't even touch a light saber he used his mind to do it and he rage Force punched right through the back of a sith and a little lightning shot out too. I was dying and he came over to me and grabbed me up " what is your name? I will remember it..." And I woke up my fever broke . Anyways 15 years later that dream doesn't fade . I love Star Wars and I still wish for a real lightsaber when I blow out my candles .

@alanrobinson563

6 жыл бұрын

Paracelsus Are you sure this was a dream and not just some fan-fiction you wrote?

@illlilll6848

6 жыл бұрын

Ok

@sirerinkiestink4103

6 жыл бұрын

Alan Robinson yep

@shermgerm950

6 жыл бұрын

Ok

@paracelsus9510

6 жыл бұрын

Alan Robinson no I was reading the dark horse comics I got food contamination and almost died a few times over the course of 48 hrs. My large intestine shut down and I had a stricture that thankfully resolved . Maybe it's fan fiction but I didn't consciously write it . Obsessed with madalorians and the deep lore, im not ashamed . As I was laying there watching this thinking about it I figured I'd write it out

I feel like he's been growing out that beard all this time just to do this one video

Ephemeral Rift, always that one guy at D&D who takes his role playing too seriously

The amount of working in these videos are insane you deserve more subs for real!!!

You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the tingles, not join them!!!!

@jmelara324

6 жыл бұрын

keep On Drumming From my point of view the Jedi tingles are evil.

@sirerinkiestink4103

6 жыл бұрын

But we will have peace in the new tinglepire

@CrateTime

6 жыл бұрын

it's over anakin... I have the tingle ground.

@Kraanox

6 жыл бұрын

but what about the tingle attack on the wookies?

@Flight-wo6jn

6 жыл бұрын

J M WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!!!

Star Wars; Return of the tingles?

@sirerinkiestink4103

6 жыл бұрын

Ralph Wiggum in a galaxy far away the Anti-Tinglepire is creating the Crinkle Star

@MrSexything3000

6 жыл бұрын

Were The Tingles Ever Gone In The First Place..?

@bernie9901

6 жыл бұрын

Star Wars The Tingles Strike Back

@raichem

6 жыл бұрын

Ralph Wiggum how do I see you on every fucking KZread video!?!?

@hatz1107

6 жыл бұрын

Raichem Z That's nothing. There's an SFM Spookwagen Profile picture guy "Stickmaster" I think. He's everywhere, literally, everywhere. He's probably listening to this very conversation

Crazy how ephemeral rift can make a Star Wars parody better than any single one of the sequel movies.

It’s so dense... every single whisper has so many things going on

The effort and comedy in your videos have skyrocketed! Keep up the good work!

May the rift be with you... or as i like to say Cu’lthh duc’th cathulu daavlu yolth Or something like that

@graysonperdue9402

6 жыл бұрын

paul lopez what did you say about my mother

@chicnflopper6460

6 жыл бұрын

Burger Link something about wanting her tongue Innsmouth

@inflatablemattress2

6 жыл бұрын

I'll yolth you bitch

You put an incredible amount of work in every day, and you deserve everything positive that you get!

Been around since 20k, so great to see where this channel has come. Great stuff! I really loved your “How to Play Chess” video, but your microphone quality has improved a ton since then. Hopefully we can get a short remaster video or something like that? Thanks and keep up the amazing work!

This is amazing! Too perfect. Thank you Ephemeral Riftwalker.

Star Wars 4k edition

this video is AMAZING!!!!! Amazing job Rift. You really have outdone yourself!

Damn, you are awesome. You could be an amazing Luke Skywalker.

💜💜When he pulls out the pez dispenser.... : >

@justink2291

6 жыл бұрын

A A S M R W H I S P E R I N G A N G E L k

@dreamhax2888

6 жыл бұрын

They are disgusting :X

@hatz1107

6 жыл бұрын

OwO What's this?

@Man-fp8vp

6 жыл бұрын

You expecting him to pull something else out

@Thehooprealm-iG

6 жыл бұрын

PoeBoi 👌🏿

This uploaded in the daytime for me here but I just listened to it because it’s hilarious besides never to late or early to have tingles

”I kissed my sister and it felt good” Every meme person ever SWEET HOME ALABAMA

this is amazing! you're so witty i love it

I haven't even watched this yet and i know its going to be what i fall asleep to every night for the next week!

"Master, when are we going to train?" "Let's cut to the chase, I fell in love with my sister."

your asmr videos are so lit i’m feeling the tingles even though im deaf

Practically every sentence had me wheezing. Thank you.

This is amazing. Great job ER👍

Remember his Yoda role play

I saw the new movie and wanted some nice Star Wars ASMR to fall asleep to. This is an older one, but it checks out.

I woke up and saw this and thought to myself, oh it's ON !! ASMR star wars to go back to sleep !! ER never ceases to surprise !!

When an ASMR video is better than the last episode you know you gonna get some tingles 😂

Dude I could seriously just listen to that audio intro for an hour and be relaxed as fuhhhh lol

SO stoked to watch this

He posted this as soon as I got a headache. Thanks for the cure that even Advil wouldn’t help find.

It actually felt like reaching into my mind due to the tingles induced by bubbly water + hand motions

Hey man, you are a great L:uke Skywalker. I was having a hard time and then i came across your video and I found inner peace. Thank you.

"Yoda was an acrobat in the Galactic Circus and got noticed by the Jedi from a TV Show" is now officially Canon in my brain, and honestly, I love that.

I've seen so many of his videos how did this one evade me for so long

Luke Skywalker, is that you?

@Sammy-dz2hk

6 жыл бұрын

M 1 naaah he qui gon gin

what about the ASMR attack on my tingles??!

HOW AM I LATE FOR THIS?! Better watch it on a loop for three days to make up for lost time

Fuck yes E.R. you're the best man! Huge fan of yours and Star Wars

Best asmr you have done yet actually deep one daves pretty up there

I saw the familiar blue text before the title screen and I was expecting my ears to suddenly get blasted with the star wars theme

I love hearing you say wooder like a Philadelphian. It makes me feel at home ❤️

I'm a Mary Sue Disney Jedi, so I didn't need any of this training.

Sith apprentice next please

Omg I love Star Wars! And asmr! My two favorite things in one video!!! P.S. your gravely voice in this video makes it so much better! And don’t forget, may the tingles be with you! 😊

The tingles strike back

I know I cant be the only one waiting for a light saber building video. I think uncle E would do so good acting as a jedi master. Just imagine it: He guides you in picking your kyber crystal, showing us the materials, and then finally constructing a saber. Maybe it's just me, but I'd pay to see that!

ah yes my favorite chip is definitely sour cream and on-i-yon

Rift is easily the best KZreadr of all time

I want more if there’s videos lol I watch this every night

The master shows intense determination and restraint by only eating one chip. As a mere apprentice i eat the whole bag every damn time

May the Rift be with you...Always

I feel like the beginning music is from Skyrim... I may be wrong, but I like the way how it sounds. Great video though! 💙🙌🏻 Edit: I wonder if there will ever be a part 2 to see if the Jedi Apprentice has the capability to make the pizza appear inside of the box now. 😅

Everyfucking time this guy keeps me amazed .. where do u get such ultimate ideas from! Damn man awsome stuff!

Not sure how it would work but I'd like to see some sort of ASMR skit pertaining to "The Princess Bride" ... it was my favorite movie growing up as a kid and I think it might be something you could work with, given the fantasy nature of it.

The intro alone killed me. Just "Right now on this youtube channel"

@eternalbrogamer

4 жыл бұрын

Great profile picture my friend

Finally, a role play that actually looks good with his beard!

Ten minutes in and I’m already more invested in this than the new trilogy...

4:00 Ah yes, the basic combination of tingle forces, soft hand motions and crispy munching... Like a nice, crispy tender chicken... Why yes, I do believe I am hungry.

A Mandalorian knight role play of some kind would be pretty cool in my opinion. He talks to us like we are a bounty he managed to catch and put into the hold of their ship; and he talks about the things he had to do to catch us, the fights, the chases, the coercion. Meanwhile he gives things like gun tapping, feeds bowls of rice, fiddles with our chains and taps knives near our ears. He gives us a little bit of a look into his career a his view on what ever era he so happens to be in, and there in how he views the events transpiring about him with a somewhat cynical shroud hiding his frustrations or something. We then learn that we are force sensitive and that is why he fought so hard to get us, he being hired to get to us by some strange force user. He then tells us of his envy towards the power of the force and how different things would have been had he been force sensitive too. By the end of it we actually become somewhat friendly with the knight and he undoes our binds somewhat, by the end it cuts to black, with the sounds of the ships engines echoing (a fan or something to give us the illusion) and then it ends with mechanical sounds like the hold doors opening and a greeting from this mysterious force user..

Me: *sitting in class drenched in sweat and shaking as though I'm having a stroke having not studied at all for the midterm exam just placed on my desk* Midterm: 27:37

I call you "the man of a million tingles".

Herr’s is literally THE BEST chip brand I’ve ever had. Their chips legit taste like what the packaging says it tastes like and I have massive amounts of respect for them, especially because nobody delivers like they do. I’m still addicted to their sweet corn flavor chips...

May the tingles be with you.

A Lord of the Rings one with ER as Gandalf would be superb. He's getting the beard for it. :P

I've got a good feeling about this.

This is amazing!!!! 👏🏻

Thank god someone intervened! Inbred jedis tearing up tattooine 🤣

Dude I can't sleep when I'm laughing so damn hard

name of the song at the beginning? great vid!

"I just can't imagine the Millinieum Falcon without Han" MMMMMMMMMMMMPH OOOOOOOOOOF