"The only time the jag doesn't crit is when it doesn't"

@gibbous_silver

4 жыл бұрын

Well yes

@lambodude3

4 жыл бұрын

He is not wrong.

Special thanks to Uncle Dane for the voice of reason in this video ;)

@nikaladz6681

7 жыл бұрын

Mr. Daddy, you need your engie reupholstered.

@Daniel-cd1ot

7 жыл бұрын

MrPaladin thanks uncle

@infermin929

7 жыл бұрын

MrPaladin hi

@kevinshi659

7 жыл бұрын

How does sentry shoot out colored rockets?

@Byte9291

7 жыл бұрын

halloween effect

Uncle Paladane??

@willyboi1389

7 жыл бұрын

Thomas Young Mr.Uncle Paladane

@thomasyoung6573

7 жыл бұрын

SenpaiTheSpy Let the fanfics roll in my dude

@BenjaminSteber

7 жыл бұрын

Uncster Paladane

@lightninglifeguard

6 жыл бұрын

UncSTER Paladane. Threesome?

@stewartsaurus5796

6 жыл бұрын

Y'all mind if I F O R G E T

Mr. Paladin is very gud senty man

@SamuelBoshier

7 жыл бұрын

+

@purpleapple4052

7 жыл бұрын

Meestr Pladin iz a very gud sapaah mann

@CWGminer

7 жыл бұрын

Mr. Janky is a vury bad spellin man

@benrobutka7140

7 жыл бұрын

Why do you keep replying with +?!?!

@SamuelBoshier

7 жыл бұрын

It's a nerdfighter (subscribers to the vlogbrothers) thing. It's beause a like on a comment hardly elevates it at all, but a comment lets more people see it, so you can just put a + to make more people see a comment.

Here's the scientific evidence to support Mr Paladin's jag having the ability to always crit: It was a dark evening, and Mr. Paladin was stabbing some poor fool with his kunai. "Did I throw a wrench into your plan? Hahaha!" He cackled as he run back to the payload. Playing spy was his bread and butter, with a side of murder. But suddenly, he saw out of the corner of his eye 3 gibus shpees run into the enemy team, getting roasted instantly by a pyro. "You have got to be kidding me" he groaned, slapping his palm firmly against his temples. A friendly heavy tapped him on the shoulder. He was wearing a pink gibus and pyro vision goggles. "WE DONT NEED 4 SPIES! SWITCH OR I'll KICK U" he screamed, running away, flailing his arms. "Yea, switching seems like a good idea. But after this round..." He thought, returning to his murdering duties. The next day, he looked on the scoreboard to see to his surprise that there were no engie-knees currently on his team. "This is perfect!" He said, switching to engie-knee in a heartbeat. But to his dismay, every attempt at a nest failed instantly to an uber push or a tryhard shpee main being a massive prick-cicle. "If only I had something to deal with this conundrum" he cried, throwing his stock wrench over a cliff side, sending it down to the depths of a nearby ravine. Just then, Another rubber glove fell upon Mr. Paladin's shoulder. He turned, and was shocked to see everyone's favorite "vury Gud snentree mayun" Uncle Dane. "I see you're in need of some assistance as engie-knee" he said, sitting down on his rancho-relaxo. "Yea, I'd be really thankful if you'd help me." Mr Paladin begged. Uncle Dane led Mr. Paladin to his secret Engie-knee hideout protected by nothing but walls made of dispensers. They walked down to the basement, where Dane placed a stock jag on a pedestal. "What's that going to do?" Mr Paladin asked. "Just watch" Dane whispered, pulling out a magical book with a picture of a dispenser surrounded by teleporters on the cover. Dane flipped to a certain page, pulled out a strangifier and a professional killstreaker, and shouted the magical words to give the jag special powers. "JIGGITY JAGGITY, SWIGGITY SWAGGITY, JAGGITY JOOO!!!" And suddenly there was a lighting strike and a big flash of light. Mr Paladin stood up from behind a nearby dispenser, along with Dane, to see the jag glow with a professional killstreak, and a constant critical glow. "Wow that actually worked." Dane said, walking over and giving the jag to Mr. Paladin. "Now that jag will always Crit, no matter what." Dane said, shaking Mr. Paladin's hand. "Wow, thanks Uncle Dane" Mr. Paladin said, leaving Uncle Dane's secret base and back to his destroyed sentry nest, with a gibus pyro waiting for him. "Mmph mmph mmph!" The pyro mumbled, running forward and holding down the fire button. With all his might, Mr. Paladin swung his jag at the pyro, killing him instantly. And from that day forward Mr. Paladin always used Dane's magical strange, killstreak, always-critting jag when he played engie-knee. *The* *End* Hope that was enough evidence for ya. This was really fun to make, I love Mr. Paladin and Uncle Dane so much, it's great to see then both interact with each other so much nowadays. Keep up the good work you two! C=

@MrNerdGaming

7 жыл бұрын

Mr. Grugan that explains everything! 😲😮

@invenblocker

7 жыл бұрын

But the Jag only deals 146 damage on a crit, pyros have 175 health, something here doesn't add up.

@44tharia46

7 жыл бұрын

this lasted me the entire video thanks

@mr.grugan2123

7 жыл бұрын

Noah88Chagrin about a half an hour. Grammar mistakes me damned

@shrooms9872

6 жыл бұрын

You deserve a sub

Oh look a Mr.p vid.(Sees 40 min instead of 4 min)OH!Look,a Mr.p MOVIE!

@jamma440

7 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@Daniel-cd1ot

7 жыл бұрын

The Faceless Gamer hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah

@bruhemianrapcity480

7 жыл бұрын

that was my same reaction lol

@wdubs1

7 жыл бұрын

One second off of being a 40 minute video.

6:23 - "Move that gear up!" 18:49 - "Move that dispenser near the wall to get the metal." 34:36 - "Put that dispenser where your team is."

I wish I had a subconscious Mr paladin for when I play spy

Yes, yes. I do believe every Engineer Main has a disembodied voice of Uncle Dane in their head

@lev7509

3 жыл бұрын

I don't and I suck. Is getting some LSD gonna help?

@springharry1256

2 жыл бұрын

Now Mr. Paladin is an engi main

21:30, not repairing his allied sentry, where's ghost Uncle Dane when you need him?

@MrPaladin

7 жыл бұрын

The advantage of reviewing footage lol

Happy Father's Day, Mr. Paladin. Have a good one. :)

@SamuelBoshier

7 жыл бұрын

+

@kiiwikiori7542

6 жыл бұрын

Doomguy617 Can there be an Uncle day?

@frenchmilitaryman9499

6 жыл бұрын

Happy Father’s Day this year

@Opptios

3 жыл бұрын

@@kiiwikiori7542 that’s also Father’s Day

Mr. P, why are you still up at 3:00 at the morning? Mr.P: Gotta watch for them sneaky spies. *Sips Mann Co Coffee Deluxe*

@Chr0n0s38

7 жыл бұрын

IIRC he lives in Georgia which is EST. The oldest comments are ~1 hour old so he would have posted at ~10:00 his time.

@thegamingmage4091

7 жыл бұрын

No, I meant that as a joke that Mr.Paladin is super paranoid/watchful of spies when he plays engineer

"Dispensers aren't for you; they're for your team." -Uncle Dane 2017 Meanwhile, you see Mr. Paladin hogging a dispenser. *dies a little inside*

When I clicked I thought Uncle Dane was in the video

@MrPaladin

7 жыл бұрын

you've seen the ones where we are in the video together... right?

My favorite youtuber back at it again. I love you Mr. Paladin, you showed me my love for tf2. Thank you...

Bangbangbangclangclangclang... -MrPaladin 2017

"Now babby red pyro, what did Poppa Doo tell you about chasing spies, engis, demos and meds? DON'T. FREAKING. DO. IT."

I can't be the only one who was screaming "upgrade your dispenser!" and "don't turtle!" and "PUT YOUR DAMN DAMN DISPENSER UP WITH YOUR TEAM NOT WITH YOU!" I can't be the only one who watches uncle dang

yay new Mr.Daddy video

@izzomctorro

7 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@spoyda

7 жыл бұрын

very

10:27 Best comment ever made.

To be honest the jag has a %95 Crit chance a hit. (These claims are not from any data)

@kevinyu7363

7 жыл бұрын

Jamma Gaming Well, you know what they say. 83% of all statistics are made up on the spot

@jamma440

7 жыл бұрын

+Kevin Yu nice one

>allowing teammates to have full advantage of your dispensers >builds dispenser next to engi

Jag versus the world Mr.Daddy edition

big tip I learned from Uncle Dane, keep your dispenser near chokepoints for your allies but not where they are easily attacked

WER IS ANKEL DAN????

@MrPaladin

7 жыл бұрын

Press Z when you spot him!

@izzomctorro

7 жыл бұрын

Z! Mr. P has been Ankel Dan all along! :O

It's always awesome to see Mr P changing class here and there for a change. Favorite KZreadr hands down ❤️Happy Father's Day!

As an Engie main, I can confirm that Uncle Dane is the voice of our conscious.

Another quality video

Woah, I was watching and when the final match ended I was like "hmm what map is next?" thinking I had like 20~ minutes more to go! Time flies when you're having fun. Great video Mr. P, as always!

1:53 worst spy award to DONREKT!! Congratulations Mr Donrekt

Very late to the Mr. Paladin Party, but one thing I find endlessly funny is how viciously Mr. P bullies any spy trying anything when he's playing another class.

@MrPaladin

2 жыл бұрын

It's the "don't try the old magic on witch... I was there when it was written"

17:54 I like how there is sapper lying right next to a sentry

Mr. Paladin, I appreciate you doing longer videos like this one, regardless of class or style. Sometimes I leave it going on my phone as I play something else, or do housework, and it provides good background noise that's enjoyable to listen to while I multitask. So please continue to occasionally make longer length videos.

I've been watching your movies for a month and only now did I understand what you're saying at the beginning of the movie "good day all Mr. Paladin here"

I love these really long videos, i think they are fun to watch and listen to. You can ofcourse do both

Thanks Paladin for 40 minutes gameplay

Dude Mr. Paladin does the BEST sound effects for the jag.

Thx Mr.Paladin for this video!

I just love that Uncle Dane and MrPaladin get along

MAN i love you and uncle dane its difficult to decide whos better

Happy Father's day P. I love these long, 40 minute videos. Keep up the awesome work :)

Please make more long videos like this. At least once a week would be so cool. I really enjoyed it alot.

@MrPaladin

7 жыл бұрын

I do

This is worth my math grades. Wait, this isn't my hachnivar account.

Happy Fathers Day Mr.Paladin and Thanks for this Movie

You never cease to amaze me in these surprise uploads.

@lemonteao2132

7 жыл бұрын

cease* ^-^

@Fraginator_

7 жыл бұрын

LemonTea *o* Ah. Thank you

I love how you say "The Jag always crits". It's so calm.

That uncle Dane cameo was wonderful!

The Jag always crits and Mr. Paladin never upgrades his Dispenser.

actually mrpaladin keep the rhymes coming cause I can listen to them all day

Mr paladin I love your patience in spy and then u get chainstabs and trickstabs they r so satisfying

Happy Fathers Day, MrPaladin! Keep up the good work :D

8:06 THAT SENTRY IS A SPY!

"everyone is a spy until proving wrong" #1 role of engineering

So happy that theres a jag always crits 5 i hope a 6 is coming

The Random criting Jag! Coming to a theaters near you!

mrpaladin your the most chill guy to ever to play tf2! good to have nice players!

38:30 my favorite part of the video it just felt cinematic

It's actually fun to watch your vids :)

I love the idea of the worst enemies being best friends. It's almost cute in a way

Never not crits on the Jag.

Jag crits of the day Scout+jag=crit soldier+jag=crit pyro+jag=crit engie+jag=crit heavy+jag=crit demo+jag=crit sinper+jag =crit medic+jag=crit Spy+jag=NO CRITICAL HIT!? MR.P"Who broke my Jag!?"

Your videos are always soooooooo relaxing Mr. paladin is a vurry gudd sentry maaaaannnn

We, and by we I mean us, the spy loving people in America, have upgraded our terms and conditions. #1, the jag always crits. Mark can I stop getting crits to my face now? No can do blah Mia amigos, it's unlimited.

Your dispenser placements made me laugh and cry 😅😂👍

Mr. Dane is a very good Uncle Paladin.

Paladin, you're just too good at this game. I mean, you're getting backstabs, let me repeat, BACKSTABS as an engineer.

The jag is pretty much the best "wrench" melee the Engineer has. There's and argument to be made for the Gunslinger as far as all the engie melee's go, but there's no doubt that if you want a full sentry, the jag is the best option.

"The only time the Jag doesn't crit is when it doesn't." Mr Paladin, 2017

Mr.P I'm 110% sure this video was amazing but due to my crap internet I sadly couldn't load HD. Your videos are all still awesome and have helped me a lot thanks.

@MrPaladin

7 жыл бұрын

Give it a moment to scale down

@cortezjarman5893

7 жыл бұрын

Ok thanks for the tip :P

So let it be written. So let it be done. Love the Ten Commandments reference!

I swear I was watching this late at night and I was kind of dozing off in my chair and then I heard "Mr Paladin..!" from UncleDane and it scared the hey out of me because I was half asleep. xD

Another idea, The Southern Hospitality always, never gets used.

I love you making long videos It gives me something to do

Lol i asked for it in stream and you said its on your list. Thank god your responseded papa bless dude

mister paladin is a very good sentry man!

10:20 I died xD Mr.P is the GOAT dude!

this was satisfying to watch

What a great video!

Let's recap. That was a hole 🕳 lot of spies 🔭 going for your gear ⚙️, but let's not forget about those teles ☎️, hope you snapped 📸 a few good pics during that match. Really enjoyed it. Remember the key 🔑 was to show that the Jag 🔧 🅰️lways crits.

Use tha' Gottam, Mr.Paladin!

I love this series. Loved the whole 10:25 speed up too. XD I think it's time for me to play more Engineer.

Ah yes, Mr Paladin, the Frenchineer, "Ha! You have fallen right into my trap!" *sentry kills scout*

Happy Father's Day Mr. P. Godspeed

I love it when you say backstab

Mr.P that thinking everybody is a spy is called engineer's Paranoia welcome to a day in the life of a engineer

Spotted Xemak on Swiftwater at the start, and YOLO Arc all over Thunder Mountain. Both scholars and gentlemen.

Spirit Of Uncle Dane

Just some friendly advice, as attacking engineer, always stay active, running around, spamming through corridors, building constantly, whatever it takes. It always helps to do that.

I love theese long videos :D

10/10 Best sound effects.

HES BACK!!!

Uncle Dane is a wise man

it's funny seeing Mr P disobey some of the tips ankle dan gives ;)

@MrPaladin

7 жыл бұрын

They are not laws, they are suggestions

@manicccc

7 жыл бұрын

MrPaladin Uncle Dane: don't get annoyed at having to rebuild; Mr P: how do engies cope with always having to rebuild? for example ;)

THAT ENGINEER IS A SPY!

mr sound effect paladin "clank clank clank bang bang bang" lmao

ominous whisper: You're on offense, bring out the gunslinger...

Happy Father's day Mr P!

'How do engineers stand having to restart again and again' UNHOLY RAGE

Mr my respect for you an exelent engine and spy

This is pro engineer gameplay