The Internet Said So | EP 83 | Mafia
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TISS is a weekly podcast where Aadar, Neville, Kautuk and Varun discuss random, fun, stupid, pointless, weird, shocking "facts" they find on the internet. So come learn with them...or something like that. Join the boys in the 83rd episode about 'Mafia'. Not the game, but the organised crime syndicates.
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Artwork by Siddhi Surte
Producer- Rupika Khere
Пікірлер: 501
1:45 Aluwadi is Aloevera 2:24 Ready? 3:08 Kachra khana Mafia 3:35 What is a nice supari? 5:18 etymology of Mafia 5:58 Italian Rampuri 6:45 Random Sanjay dutt fact 7:41 Bawa's great joke XD 8:07 Chips 10:15 Murder inc. 11:16 Anesthesia XD 13:15 Five big families of US XD 13:53 Mafia Ticket Collector 16:19 uncanny resemblance 21:18 Traumatizing kyuki meri relative ka naam pinky hai 23:29 Top 10 Mafia names 28:33 What would be their Mafia names XD 30:25 John Abraham 32:00 Influencer 41:29 Mafia Glossary 49:40 Aadar XD 54:25 Goan Mafia doing sailaru sailare 54:58 Mafia list by Forbes XD 1:01:15 Why not cheetah 1:02:14 OG Vicky Malhotra XD 1:03:36 roasting mafia XD 1:09:12 oil kumar 1:09:45 Fav gansta films 1:11:33 Book recommendations 1:14:23 Post credits PS: Please paishe de dena bahut mehnat ki maine XD JK love you guys
@sarthaksharma2225
3 жыл бұрын
🙏🙏🙏
@01shubhamchavan78
3 жыл бұрын
You are a legend
@PokhrajRoy.
3 жыл бұрын
This is amazing and I hope you don’t get trolled for being enthusiastic in the Comments like I do. Sending AASHIRWAAD.
@saurabhdasnair3210
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks 🙏
@nishyt2366
3 жыл бұрын
Ankita Singh ko hire karlo Tiss Shorts ke liye..
Nobody: Literally No one: Varun(whenever someone cracks a situation comedy joke): Fuck ab mereko act karna hoga :D
@urjashastri2930
3 жыл бұрын
ACCURATE
@anwaaar1516
3 жыл бұрын
So true 😂😂
@indianengineer743
3 жыл бұрын
That's his stand up strategy as well
@VarunThakurOfficial
3 жыл бұрын
Only place I can act when and how I want without having to do audition 😎
Kautuk's culinary satisfaction is inversely proportional to Bawa's sanity. We're probably just a few weeks away from a blueberry rajma sandwich breaking him completely
@nishyt2366
3 жыл бұрын
Blueberry Rajma sandiwch with Custard and Schezwan dip
@suyashawasthi1
3 жыл бұрын
Hold my Beef Trifle.
3:45 "Donated their teeth to supari" is also the brief description of my building watchman's life story.
The way Neville kept saying 'ya ya' at every fact has me 100% convinced that he is in the Mafia
@ExtremistEnigma
3 жыл бұрын
Sorry, but Rothschilds aren't technically considered as mafia.
*The one who suggested the topic for the podcast: I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse*
@fanboy5272
3 жыл бұрын
Tu prison se kab nikla?
@mvikas1995
3 жыл бұрын
Impossible because the people who suggested this topic is Dementors
@prateekkeswani9581
3 жыл бұрын
Look how the turntables
@nataashakhattar5063
3 жыл бұрын
Prison Mikeeee!!🙌🏻
Thakur dying on chips is my favourite part of the podcast
The mukbang we didn't ask for but deserve.
@CockySuSMounted
3 жыл бұрын
Next episode collective banging Of their 🚪 🔔 in their respective 🏡s you dirty mind 😁
@einsteinium9961
3 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahaha exactly
Opens the video* Everybody enjoying food* Neville: 🙄 I don't even want to know Varun proceeds to tell anyways 😂
If TISS was a Mafia organization, Varun would definitely be the accountant, because Paishe ka hisaab jo rakhna hai
The silence after Neville's Jung joke is super apt
Surprising Varun didn’t ask in the beginning: “Guys, bachpan mein tumhare favourite Gangsters Kaun THHE?”
@CockySuSMounted
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@SweetSourPickle
3 жыл бұрын
Dawood
@CockySuSMounted
3 жыл бұрын
Jaggu dada
@aryadutta2022
3 жыл бұрын
BULLA
@Akash_158
3 жыл бұрын
SADguru
Neville always looks so done 🤣 it's so entertaining to see him pissed lol
Listening to Adar's grandmother's supari story i would like to suggest the topic for the next podcast : "GRANDPARENTS" ♥️
49:07 when Varun says main kya hai? It reminded me of Praful from Kichdi😂
@sonali9969
3 жыл бұрын
Yesss SAMEEEEE
@Manoj17Patankar
3 жыл бұрын
spot on
@VarunThakurOfficial
3 жыл бұрын
I said it cos I’m a massive khichdi fan. Main kya hai Babuji? 👌🏽
Love how this episode went from Mafia to Kwizzing with Comedians - Mafia nicknames version
"Woh marathi log kya khate hai" - Varun 2021 (who is a Marathi)
@ihardikmodi
3 жыл бұрын
He's sindhi I guess!
@gauravgawade5383
3 жыл бұрын
His father is marathi and mother is sindhi. So half half
@PokhrajRoy.
3 жыл бұрын
He’s Maharashtrian-Sindhi.
These cold opens getting better and better each time
Tested positive for covid on my birthday...trying to make it through the isolation by listening to TISS...thanks bois❤️
@Sunil-fg1rf
3 жыл бұрын
Get well soon didi
@Manoj17Patankar
3 жыл бұрын
feel better soon yo!
@VarunThakurOfficial
3 жыл бұрын
Hope you feel better soon
@PokhrajRoy.
3 жыл бұрын
Get well soon!
@prachitaarora1227
3 жыл бұрын
@@VarunThakurOfficial You too
Special Thankyouu to Bawa.. The AMA he conducted this Sunday helped me and looking forward for more Stream for Sanity!❤️
@vaibhavisawant9907
3 жыл бұрын
Where are they available?
@durvashinde13
3 жыл бұрын
@@vaibhavisawant9907 on Bawa's KZread channel
I was having chips myself when Varun choked on his snacks and then I myself proceeded to choke while trying to laugh😂
28:42 Neville "Deleted a podcast" Shah
Me taking one psychology class and getting Bawa’s Jung joke and laughing to myself like
@bulbul6
3 жыл бұрын
Can you explain 😅
@rish_31
3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@bulbul6
3 жыл бұрын
@@rish_31 7:45
@rish_31
3 жыл бұрын
@@bulbul6Thanks, now waiting for someone to explain the joke😅
@anjalichandwani7064
3 жыл бұрын
Is this about Carl Jung? Not a psychology student, but know this man as I drew his portrait for somebody.
Suggestions for future TISS topics: One podcast about each of the XNG members to discuss random, fun, stupid, pointless, weird, shocking facts, stats, trivia on the internet about that person and personal stories with that person. Very meta, yes.
I was 40 minutes late for my 40 minutes lecture But here I was on time wtf
7:50 the "silence" after the carl jung joke has me weak 😭🤣🤣🤣
Sees title.. *insert* "As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster" *I know I'd go from rags to riches*
Varun talking about seaspiracy 40:55 is honestly ❤️❤️❤️❤️ watch it and reflect on it guys. Our planet is literally being eaten up by that industry.
Last time I was through early, Bawa's age was in double digits
@chiragshetty2336
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂nice one
@NMKM25516
3 жыл бұрын
He's 40 which is still double digit
@anchiit
3 жыл бұрын
@@NMKM25516 arre tum to bade heavy driver ho
Why is every guy that Varun enacts named Prakash?😂😂😂😂😂
Varun thakur has the craziest explanations for random things. GUMBA 😂😂😂😂
0:01 - 0:12 - I can literally watch an entire podcast where Varun Thakur is just chewing,,, step on me king 😫🥵💗
@ShreevatsaRP
3 жыл бұрын
Padhai karo gapchup
@varunn333
3 жыл бұрын
Real ID se aa Varun Thakur😂😂
@friedsugar2701
3 жыл бұрын
He's married, simp elsewhere
@Akshat-zw9gr
3 жыл бұрын
Down horrendous
@vedangiabhyankar6855
3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: this is varun's fake account
44:54 Bagman in India would be Bagwati. Thank you, Zoya Akhtar 😂
Varun the sequel book from Hussain Zaidi you were talking about is ‘Byculla to Bangkok’
Hey all, in a life that’s so busy you guys are now my best friends, I love listening to you guys
Varun and his masala glazed choke coughs 😂😂😂
After listening to this podcast, I started binge-watching The Sopranos
Sanjay Gupta’s depiction of Mafia is Mario Puzo on Acid.
Varun: Coughing like crazy Kautuk: Mar raha hai
Going through some sh*t, this really helped, genuinely thank you for this. Really appreciate the consistency ❤️
Varun : Pichle aadhe ghante se humare samne khana kha raha hai, hum bhi khayenge na 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The amount of self control it took for Bawa to not mention that Toby Ziegler’s dad (from The West Wing) was part of Murder INC is truly aspirational.
I literally here you guys and go to sleep.... thank you so much for keeping us entertained
Dude your channel is the only one jidhar me bell icon dabaya hai although zarurat nahi hai coz Saturday se countdown chaalu hojaata hai dimaag me Tuesday ka❤️
Carl Jung joke was amazing Bava 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Varun - kuch mita ho jaye Bawa - bhau vo maine he direct kiya hai
After being a Tiss followers for more than a year, Tuesday is my favourite day in the week.
I can seriously feel all my weekly stress melting away and the intro music hasn't even come yet. Baaap show :)
At the first instance, it really looked like Karan Thakur is doing the podcast🙈
Varun's Jules and Vincent background suits the Topic. Kachra khana mafia reminds me of Quarter pounder in french scene.
I watch these podcast with a pen and paper to write down movie recommendations! 👍🤘
Thanks for mentioning Oil kumar. There are a few more in Bangalore -Kotwal, Jairaj etc. Movies depicting these guys and their stories are "aa dinagalu" & "edegarike"
@Nishanth_H_Vittal
3 жыл бұрын
OM
@vishykane2
3 жыл бұрын
@@Nishanth_H_Vittal but OM wasn't based on any real gangster
My Hi 💡 points : • Aadar's supari and daadi story was absolutely relatable as I also learned to eat suparis stealing from daadi's supari pouch • Metro part was genuinely novel point for me • Nickname part specially लेपके • Varun's inner conflict between insta post and pomfret dish • Frank Sinatra fact : chehra gulabi 🎶 Wow,interesting,very • Exclusive curiosity about that 💢 *OOPS* 💢 • Post credit scene : miri miri chana 🤔
I wait for the post credit scenes more eagerly than I did for Marvel movies.
The podcast I've been waiting for 🔥🔥
Never ever stop these podcasts!! We love u guys!
The Sequel to Dongri to Dubai is Byculla to Bangkok.
Aadar with Sanjay Dutt in the background, big mood!!! 😃
Bawa's attitude for the starting is "I'M TOO OLD FOR SHIT, WHY DO I DO THIS?"
I just opened KZread and here it is, 55 secods ago😂 You guys are Best. ❤️
@CockySuSMounted
3 жыл бұрын
So are your specs Sike It's not Sike It's you actually 😁
@HAL--gb6uf
3 жыл бұрын
@@CockySuSMounted simp much?
@CockySuSMounted
3 жыл бұрын
@@HAL--gb6uf teri knowledge wallah wallah fati may taang tu hay aranay walah 🙂
Just plugged in , hoping adar has a personal story about his time in the mafia. Ex footballer, ex body builder , Adar Malik 😭👍🏻
The sheer effort Bawa puts in to get a straight fact through interruptions, inside jokes and puns is commendable 👌💯
Arrey yaaaar, LIKE karo na video ko. Itna views hai, likes kum. Please push these content more, people are MISSING something GREAT!
@VarunThakurOfficial
3 жыл бұрын
🙏🏼
Veeeeraaapannn guysss the epicest of alll....kaise bhool sakte hooooo
Starting 10 mins are GOLD!!
1:54 lol bawa khud mein disappointed😂
1:48 only time in history of tiss when Bhautuk said YUCK for some food 🤣
The metro was started as a front for Teamsters. Exactly what a union looks like. 💯🚀
Chehra Gulabi reference is too good
The heart being on the rightside was actually a plot point in a famous Byomkesh Bakshi story where the murderer used to kill using a porcupine's spine
@sauravMAitra96
Жыл бұрын
শজারুর কাঁটা?
100th ep me kuch toh epic karo My suggestion - conspiracy theory pt 2.
Comedy+Knowledge..Best Podcast ever.. @Varun Thakur and members are the best..
8:07 is us when someone you just met says "mujhe covid hai"......😂😂
Bhailog thenx for this.. Pakk raha tha aaj bohot..
Varun Thakur brand ambassador of Rampuri
I've watched all your podcasts so many times that i remember the "RAMPURI REFERENCE" & SANJAY DUTT mentioned in Hollywood vs Bollywood podcast 😅
This is one of the few podcasts where Bawa seems to be calm and happy ...❤️ Also .. aadar exaggerating every joke Varun starting - are biwi bacho na darwaza band kar diye ... Aadar continuing ... Sprain ho Gaya ...crepe bandage nai tha ... To KAT DIYA ..wtf 😂😂😂😂 ..
Gumba.... Varun is hilarious 🤣
Bawa isn’t old but he’s sleepy asf at 8:30 🕣
46:17 I think I can allow myself a small brag here - I've watched The Irishman 4 times now, I can still watch it from start to end. Greatest mob movie ever made, it becomes easier to watch if one reads "I heard you paint houses" by Charles Brandt to understand the way the story progresses.
Kautuk always has bizzare food collection 😂
Some Mafia related media everyone can and should enjoy. Any Book by Mario Puzo, specifically these two: - Omerta - The Godfather Mafia - Videogame (Remake - 2020) The Sopranos - TV show Scarface - Film The Godfather Part 1 and 2 - Film Goodfellas - Film
47:55 se jo chalu hua hai Sinatra story , hands down one of the most funniest segments of this episode😂😂😂 Chehra Gulabi.😂🙌
Marathi manus in me is triggered listening to अळू pronounced wrong😂
@VarunThakurOfficial
3 жыл бұрын
Bhau mein correct kela tyanna
Bawa's irritated face is the cutest thing ever😂
Aadar you just described Christoper’s scene from the sopranos
Wo Netflix video me mast acting ki Bawa👌👌👌👌 Ekdam Jhakass 🔥🔥🔥
@divesh613
3 жыл бұрын
Konsi???
Man I thought considering how long mafia movies are I expected no less than 3 hours and two parts with a director's (Neville's) cut
Kautuk&Aadar - bawa's dimaag be tasty! xD
-Mafia -Heists -True Crime -Spies Damn the current podcast topics are ultimate ‘baap’
@abhikganguly
3 жыл бұрын
the boys are onto something
Respect for kautuk for always eating indian snacks in some or the other way,...i love youuuuu cowtukk❤️❤️❤️❤️
That joke on carl jung was oof moment😑😂
Bawa seems to be there just for the sake of it 😂
Intro scene is like the scene just before starting group study, like first food, water, 2 mins sleep, waste more time
Just here to give a like and comment. Will watch the video at night.
Best moment.. Shoutout to Carl G Jung
Sinatra also took Dean Martin and Sam Davis Jr. as well for the eight day favor. 49:47
Great podcast
BEST COLD OPEN EVER. LIKE THOKO
Most awaited!❤️