The Internet Said So | EP 56 | Cars
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TISS is a weekly podcast where Aadar, Neville, Kautuk and Varun discuss random, fun, stupid, pointless, weird, shocking "facts" they find on the internet. So come learn with them...or something like that. In this episode, the boys talk to us about Cars!
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2:38 Kautuk: I have a license. Is the same as Varun: I have a kindle.
@DharmeshChhatrala
3 жыл бұрын
Likes on your comment are 143,I don't know if i should spoil the number or not by liking it.
@templogical3095
2 жыл бұрын
I hate people who cant drive
@rajadhirajmaharaj
2 жыл бұрын
@@templogical3095 she is Varoon's gf. Also, her parents named her after former Premier of the Soviet Union Nikita Khrushchev. That's why Varoon says *hum preggo hain*
56 year old "uncle" here. So in the 90s when a lot of us came over to the US in the IT boom, the joke was that we would land here with an Indian license and an international license but most of us didn't know how to drive because the licenses were "obtained" at the Versova RTO with a monetary transaction. The Americans couldn't believe how we managed to have not one but 2 licenses with zero driving skills 😊 And Neville dikra, as a half Bawa myself, all I know is whatever car u buy, u will keep it sojji majhaani spick and span and clean as a whistle. Keep on drivin'...
Aadar’s Impression of Rickshawallah and Speedbumps was HILARIOUS 😂
@rish_31
2 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@ollie7459
2 жыл бұрын
@@rish_31 32:33
‘Haila Plane’ is now a part of the Varun Lexicon 😂
@VarunThakurOfficial
3 жыл бұрын
It totally is! 😂
Thank you for being there for me unknowingly. Currently I'm at that point in life where I can't find reasons to live but then there you guys come to my rescue every damn time. Honestly, your podcasts is one of the very few things that's helping me keep sane. Love you guys so much.
literally me in every episode: what will kautuk drink today?....
No one: Bawa: I don’t want to buy an Audi
Cars is the lyrics for literally 90% of punjabi songs 🤣🤣
@IITianProudIndian
3 жыл бұрын
You mean high end cars with indicators flashing all the time!
@aviarora6185
3 жыл бұрын
I am a Punjabi guy and I approve this..
@VarunThakurOfficial
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@whostolemyfries
3 жыл бұрын
Epic 😂
@kanwarsingh1079
3 жыл бұрын
Rest 10% has iPhones in them
Let's start a petition to get Kautuk to drive the rest to Lonavala 😂😂
There couldnt have been a better cold open than Thakur slapping himself taciturnly multiple times 😂😂
No Kidding, Talking about cars they didn't mention custom cars and the whole JDM (Japanese Domestic Market) Customs, which are btw INSANE!
@gayatrivk
3 жыл бұрын
They will discuss that in part 2😂😂
@shudhatmjain8831
3 жыл бұрын
gayatrivk Hahaha😂YES OF COURSE!
@pradhyudh
3 жыл бұрын
Part 2
Watching from Germany 🇩🇪. Thanks for the podcast. Here there is no speed limit for the cars on the Autobahn except some road works where there are speed signs of 80 or 60km/h. Apart from that all the trucks hava the 80km/h speed limit and Omnibuses have 100km/h. You have to drive your vehicle at least 60km/h as per the rules (but no one drives at 60 ;) ). Volkswagen owns Porsche (partly), Audi , skoda, seat, lamborghini, Buggati, Man, Scania, Ducati. Volkswagen, Audi, seat and skoda share many car platforms and R&D as well. They are all one in short. BMW owns Rolls-royce and Mini cooper. Merc owns Smart and Evobus. P.S. I am lucky to drive around 180-200km/h just casually on the Autobahn, and still some one comes from behind to overtake me ;)
Please invite Supreme Court judges and discuss : Post-retirement jobs/perks influencing Pre-retirement judgements.
@VishalSingh-nc3tm
3 жыл бұрын
They don't like Cadbury's Perk. They like Rajyasabha or Governor's Perk. 😂
@iffatrizvi9531
3 жыл бұрын
too real dude, too real
@manishmishraji
3 жыл бұрын
Girdhar in an alternate universe
I'm so happy you guys prerecorded few episodes cuz I wasn't ready to see bawa in his new haircut.
My favourite car from movies is Arthur Weasley's flying car from the Chamber of Secrets 🔥🔥
@aryankumbhavdekar4397
3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@PokhrajRoy.
3 жыл бұрын
Aditya S A Blue Ford Anglia
@adityaSunil95
3 жыл бұрын
@@PokhrajRoy. yes.. Thanks a lot man! I was trying to remember that, it was bugging me...
@PokhrajRoy.
3 жыл бұрын
Aditya S Happy to help!
@smritinair
3 жыл бұрын
Ford Anglia.
I had a neighbour whose ‘Rear Horn’ at one point was ‘SAPNE mein Milti Hain’ from ‘Satya’ 😂
"Kuch Feeling Hi Nahi Hai" has more than one connotations here 😅
Dipak tijori ke ambassador in khiladi is Varun's favourite ride!
Here are few more topics for upcoming podcasts 1.Surnames (across all religions and diversity) 2.Coaches,Teachers,Professors,Supervisors and Seniors(in all fields) 3.Facts and Trivia on Competition(particularly in Sports,Music,Academics and Entertainment Industry) 4.Facts on Sleep,Dementia,Insomnia 5. Genre( in music and in movie) 6.Power Vs Fame Vs Money 7.Degree vs Skill 8.Privileges (the topic is too general) 9.Common Sense & Stupidity 10.Einstein,Newton,Hawking vs Marx,Lenin,Adam Smith 11.Darkness 12.Sponsorship 13.Ships and Ship wrecks 14.Weirdest Fantasies and also folklore 15.Time Travel 16. The Problem in Problem Solving / 17.Euthanasia 18.Gifts 19.Income,Expenditure and Savings 20."Ifs" ,"Buts", "had to" and "eventually" 21. Bully and Harassment 22.Casual wear Vs Formal Wear Vs Traditional Wear 23. Tribes of India and also World 24. Technology vs Traditional World 25. Left handedness Vs Righties and also Ambidextrous 26. Original vs Duplicate(in any dimension of your choice) 27. Postures(quite vague ) 28. Statues of the World and also Indian Statutes and their relevance 29. Outdoor Shopping or E-commerce pleasure of boxes 30. Wishes Good luck to the team
@sharvarihasabnis9876
3 жыл бұрын
That's actually really nice
@shubhangipawar4210
3 жыл бұрын
Surnames is a good one
The one topic where they could've spoken about Sallu Bhai!! And they didn't! 😂😂
Congrats on a quarter of a Million! Let’s get to 1 million quickly. I personally have subscribed from 7 accounts :p
@jatinmulgund9476
3 жыл бұрын
get a life
@mayanknarenderhooda
3 жыл бұрын
Prison Mike you get wifi in Azkaban? :O
@ritikagarwal9216
3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@prisonmike1218
3 жыл бұрын
Mayank Hooda The dementor was kind enough to share his WiFi with me
@vasimpatel6374
3 жыл бұрын
Ask the fellow dementors to subscribe also
Is this an appropriate time to mention ‘Selmon Bhai’ ? 😂
@IITianProudIndian
3 жыл бұрын
You mean Salman?? Spelling dhang se seekha karo!
@karanbirsinghbhullar
3 жыл бұрын
@@IITianProudIndian it's a meme dhang se context samjha karo
@prathameshdabade5324
3 жыл бұрын
@@IITianProudIndian ok boomer
@PokhrajRoy.
3 жыл бұрын
Rajvansh Chauhan That’s how he pronounces his own name 😂
@intergalactic6
3 жыл бұрын
@@IITianProudIndian Sarcasm samajh uncle 😶
Neville is right when he says that white is a favourite colour in terms of cars because we are including Ola and Über Fleets 😂
Rollsroyce emblem vs apne mumbai k logo chor is like a whack a mole contest 😂😂 amazing joke Varun! Also Kautuk telling the story and Bawa’s reaction to it just next level excitement 😄👌👌
We should officially rename Tuesday as tissday
I would say do an episode on books. But, we know how that would go. Bawa would go on about The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Aadar about Harry Potter, Kautuk promoting Red Card, and, all of this while Varun is convincing us that his Kindle is still in use. Big fan guys!
Fun fact: the Bugatti is limited to 400 cause no tyres will last over that speed it can actually go higher.
Bawa talks about water fuel cell inventor Stanley Meyers. Varun : Tera Dost hai kya? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Cars. Where would we be without them. And how would we get there?”
The number of times Kautuk was interrupted on his Shilimb story is almost equal to the number of coronavirus cases in India right now.
Guys I was actually watching the podcast and my mom came into my room and asked me ohhh...Now 4 teachers are teaching you'll together...😂😂😂🤣 So for my mom u guys are my professors 😂😂
@aayushmaadhikari658
3 жыл бұрын
You should've let her listen to them for 30 seconds. Phir "aise padhane wale log? College change"
@vaibhavitorde7419
3 жыл бұрын
@@aayushmaadhikari658 luckily earphones the😂😂
@rish_31
2 жыл бұрын
Mom ko batana chahiye tha ki... "Jim Sarbh, Parthiv Patel and Kuldeep Yadav are guest lecturers"✌🏼
Varun’s struggle under Anaesthesia is going to be a hit in the TISS Subreddit 😂
Love you guys 🥰😇 Such a relief to watch and re watch all episodes during these difficult days 🙂
I've seen a cab driver yell at a tram driver in Kolkata after driving over the tram lines himself! I don't know where he expected the tram driver to swerve to avoid him
Aadar's rickshaw bit KILLED ME
Adar's Rikshawala impression at 32:32 😂😂😂😂👌
29:15 I agree with Baba because I have a habit to see both side of the road before crossing even on a one way
@abhinavghosh
3 жыл бұрын
Because India.. one way me bhi traffic
THIS WAS AN awesome surprise!! I am a car freak and was expecting something about IPL, or something general. THANK you BHAILOG!! DIl SE..
Watching this straight from my online exams. Love you all! Your conversations make me feel like am sitting with my friends and honestly makes me happy!! Looking forward for a heart from Varun ❤️
the most expensive car I have ever been in presence of is Lamborghini Gallardo this year in my college campus when my college(yes college) had a car expo as a promotional activity for its annual fest.
Dayum Neville, a standard 2000? All Bawas are rich always 😂
Varun Sean Connery saying ‘PAISHE’. EAGERLY WAITING 😂
8:10 Bawa's Maruti flex 18:28 Bawa started the Pj WAAR 32:05 Aadar's autowala impersonation 36:10 Salman reference 42:32 Kautuk's crazy RR story 52:52 Great info by Aadar 1:12:56 Honda city
Been quite a long time of watching the podcast. Feeling like world is pouring poison in body. Your stories makes really happy. Keep sharing ~ TISS FAN
This is my second viewing of this podcast but I don't know how did I miss the best part 1:07 in first time 👏😆
Omg I have laughed so much...I usually listen to your podcast while walking around my apartment n ppl might find me weird .😁😁 You guys rock!!!
Bawa playing with the cello pointec metal pin might just be the most relatable thing in this episode XD
When vroon slapped himself , I remembered the dialogue of hera pheri - maar re usko maar...khopdi tod saale ka😂😂
There's sooooo much to identify with in this podcast, specifically. Memorable, fun, scary and nostalgic (I'm a mile older than most of you'll, fyi, so nostalgia's something I'm good at.), experiences. You guys have been radical with this series (TISS). In my opinion, breaking away was the best thing that happened. You're gonna flourish in this environment. Love too you'll and keep' em comin. P.S. Hansraj alumnus here (@VarunThakur) :)
I remember sitting on someone’s lap when I used to go in a carpool to school.
Bring sumukhi Suresh in podcast as guest . I really enjoy her vibe 😀
Tuesday,12PM That's what I wait for all week long
@ghostoutofthebox
3 жыл бұрын
Yogesh Thakur
@srinivassingh2858
3 жыл бұрын
Thakur
I did the same drive last year from Zagreb to split. First time left hand driver. Average speed of 175-180mph, going up to, 190. Very safe, couldn't feel the speed. Second best drive of my life
Someone asked Henry Ford will he make cars in any other colour. He said yes. As long as it is black. 😁
Waiting for dat guy to show up who is gonna write just TISS things
@PokhrajRoy.
3 жыл бұрын
Sriharsha Kandlakunta Never forget: His name is Sumedh Deshmukh.
@sriharshakandlakunta8954
3 жыл бұрын
Yup
It's funny how mkbhd released a Porsche vid on the same day!😂
I used to listen it in audio mode and am watching it in video mode for the first time and now I know what bawa does when he's silent for several minutes... He bites his nails. 😄
y’all never fail to make my Tuesdays! 😂😂
I learnt my driving in Qatar first in Mitsubishi Lancer. The stirring of Lancer was legit hand exercising equipment. For the next half of my driving lessons I was driving Volkswagen Polo & the car was FANTASTIC. You see the power of German engineering while driving this one. The steering was smooth af! Very honestly I don’t know much about cars but this car Polo just knocked it out of the park. I personally drive a Nissan Altima even that has not come close how good the Polo is.
10:17 ye wala lift me bajta tha gate khula rakhne pe 😂😂
While talking about favourite movie cars "Bumblebee" from transformers was missed out. I would love such a car to be my wing man (I know, the sentence sounds strange) . Also, I thought that one of you would come up with, " I'll have to spend a lot of 'My Buck' to own a 'Maybach'."
@Varunthakur it's the E71 from Zagreb to Split. I have also driven there, it's so smooth! We went till Dubrovnik and the coastline drives were simply amazing
True I used to hate these reverse horn-tones, my family first car reverse horn-tone Jai Jagadeesh hari song
Bugatti Chiron Super Sport 300+ is now the fastest production street legal car in the world, it did 505 kph last year at their test track.
Had to pause n comment this Kaustuk’s impression of Sachin is hilarious .. ‘apka fuel tank.....’ 😂😂😂😂
I was listening to the podcast without viewing the screen and thought Varun Thakur was Kumar Varun. (IYKYK)
Speaking of parking, being in travel agency, my team used to book parking place in advance for UK travellers
‘TARZAAN THE WONDER CAR’ IS THE BEST MOVIE ABOUT CARS. *MERA MANNN MERA TANNNNN TAAARZUUUUN*
HOW BAWA Has More Knowledge Everytime i saw any podcast. he have more facts which we dont know.
32:03 Aadar killed it
I thought you guys would mention Mr Beans' car-Leyland Mini, also the poor 3 wheeled blue car that always topples- it's a Reliant Regal.
@sharadhrocks
3 жыл бұрын
Reliant Robin*
@rana1561
3 жыл бұрын
@@sharadhrocks wait, I thought it was the predecessor.
I know asking for viewers sucks but here I am, I make Bollywood Parodies like honest trailers on this channel, just can't reach the right audience. I love ur humor guys btw
@atrain1073
3 жыл бұрын
Woah mate , U are quite like the hindi version of Screen Junkies
@VarunThakurOfficial
3 жыл бұрын
Good luck with it 🙌🏼
@honestfilmy
3 жыл бұрын
@@VarunThakurOfficial Thank you so much Sir! This means a lot🤩
Best car ever in movie.. was from "Gone in 60 sec" The Elenor! ❤️
I had to rewind three times to enjoy everyone else's reaction to Kautuk's story 😀😀
The episode with most number of air quotes. " "
I'm an automobile engineering students and through the whole podcast, i was laughing and learning 😂😂😂
Rickshawalas treat Bombay like Super Mario 😂
Love you guys.... Bohot sare Not-podcasts sune during lockdown.. No match to Tiss
@shrutikoli7174
3 жыл бұрын
They are the OG
A GOOD TOPIC FOR THE PODCAST WOULD BE "LANGUAGES"
Bawa ne BAWAAR kar diya Also anesthesia hit OP😂
Every time I watch them, I feel so dumb. They know so much!
You guys are Awesome ! Especially Varun and Bawva .! Please do come to NZ both of yous !
Thanks for the fact about Tata sumo. I live in a Tata society named sumant society...named after Sumant moolgaokar. Funny thing is that tata sumo has more detail on itself on wikipedia than sumant moolgaokar himself!
that rikshaw wala impression of Aadar was just hilarious!!!!!!!
Its fun seeing non car guys talk about cars!
40:57 "thumbs up mountain".. hahahahahahaha
Ohh i really wish i could have been a part of this conversation!! I have so much love for cars ❤️
Agree with kautuk and bawa... I tend to slow down while lane changing because of Bombay driving when I am not supposed to
India produced 2 F1 drivers : Narain Karthikeyan Karun Chandok and maybe someday a 3rd one too - Jehan Daruvala (links back to Astrology podcast 😂)
@Manoj17Patankar
Жыл бұрын
thats Bejan xD
Feels so good watching ads on your podcast❤️❤️❤️
I think for me best car(s) in a movie has to be the mercs in the 1998 film Taxi. A friend of mine who lives on my street has a Nissan GT-R but I personally think Pagani Huayra is my favourite super car & for Neville I’d recommend TOYOTA C-HR or MINI CLUBMAN 🤘🏼
54:34 for manufacturing batteries for EVs you require to mine lithium along with silicon( but silicon can be extracted easily from sand its just SiO2, which is also the most abundant oxide on the earth surface). But lithium is less abundant.
Y'all need to dedicate an episode each on rikshawalas and Salman Khan. :D Great episode as always!
This podcast wasn’t about the cars but was about “driving rules” 😂😂
20:13 that Newton's Cradle Moment.
Have been waiting for you to talk about vehicles
aAdar's personification about rickshaw wala !! hahahhaa
This is treat for autoheads💯
@THEHEARTBREAKKID911
3 жыл бұрын
You mean Petrolheads?
1st self propelled Vehicle designed by Nicolas Cugnot fact was right on point. When they talk about automobiles anny people think its Carl Benz or Gottlieb Daimler but these two do pioneer Automobiles.
People who know cars just fact check them in their mind.