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@nibsin

6 ай бұрын

Im in florida, not all of us like that 😭

@E.p.i.c

6 ай бұрын

Florida man...

@arsondarksea

6 ай бұрын

God bless you in the name of Jesus Christ, who is the name above all names & the only way to Heaven💖

@SpellboundSpectre

6 ай бұрын

Wavy opera isnt a trustworthy sponser😊

@VChambly

6 ай бұрын

Keep taking their money while you can, they blow though.

14:20 I was honestly relieved that the man only tried to ride the manatee. After the story about the plush toys, I was afraid of something else.

@NothinsM

6 ай бұрын

He just wants to manta-see them not manta-do them.

@PeachysMom

6 ай бұрын

Reportedly, Christopher Columbus did not stop at just looking at them lol

@Error4x5

6 ай бұрын

@@PeachysMom Lol, I was about to post about Columbus' crew and the manatees

@Fish-pi8lv

5 ай бұрын

@@Error4x5bro thought it was a mermaid💀

@jameswilkie8321

5 ай бұрын

Did you hear the charge it including molesting haha

As someone from Florida, I have plenty of Florida Man stories. One story is cops got a call about a break-in. Cops show up to the address and find a guy passed out in the doorway with drugs and a gun next to him. However, the cops got the house number wrong and went to the wrong house just to find the suspect of the original call at that house.

@MadScientist267

6 ай бұрын

Lol

@canonsprite

6 ай бұрын

Lmfao, even

@Vikanuck

6 ай бұрын

⁠@@canonsprite Lol what the hell is “lmfao, even” supposed to mean? Do you word much? 🤔

@zearcjustice7837

6 ай бұрын

that's Hella nice

@sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf

6 ай бұрын

⁠@@Vikanuck it’s just a play on phrases like “amazing, fantastic even,” don’t get your knickers in a twist over it

"Too morbidly obese to be put in jail" That got me cracking the floor boards 💀

I’ve swam on the gulf coast and accidentally encountered a baby manatee and its mother. They’re extremely docile and the name “sea cows” definitely suits them. It’s sad, a lot of them have scars from boat propellers across their backs, I’ve never seen an adult one without them:(

@executioner_ecgbert884

Ай бұрын

They probably wander up to boats out of curiosity too 😞

@cinnababy6331

Ай бұрын

That’s exactly why we aren’t supposed to touch them. If they get even more comfortable with people, they are more likely to get close to boats

I feel so bad for the guy in the minion outfit, but the clip "I thought I had the minion's consent" made me chuckle when I thought about that clip being sent around out of context

Getting into a stranger's van for a "special reading" from a dude you just met at Wal-Mart of all places, sounds like a bad decision in the first place...maybe don't do that.

@blackroberts6290

5 ай бұрын

victim blaming lesssgoooooo

@viscountrainbows2857

5 ай бұрын

I would already be leery about a "special reading" offer in the first place unless I'm on drugs that turn my brain off that hard. Like, truly, is this Joseph Smith bringing me a magick hat with gold bars in it that will inspire a whole ass religion?

@PolloMaster1996

5 ай бұрын

Natural Selection

@2degucitas

5 ай бұрын

Some women can't turn people down without feeling guilty, so they go through with it. They aren't dumb, just young and having poor boundaries.

@BobbsVegine-eg3xz

5 ай бұрын

​@@2degucitasor just Naive.

He got caught red handed and blue balled. “ nutted on Olaf” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard in my life.

An "Armed and dangerous" quadriplegic is actually wild.

Nutted on Olaf is the funniest sentence ever

@kebelesaurus

3 ай бұрын

Followed by 'I thought I had the Minion's consent!'

"if not stopped, this rampaging-dry-humper likely would have nutted on every toy in the Target store." I'm sorry I had to literally pause this video to laugh at this single statement only realizing that this is the FIRST "Florida Man" story on this hour long video list. I'm in for a phenomenal journey of fine Floridian culture and education.

@KristineFlanagan-qb2xi

6 ай бұрын

Didn't sound very dry to me...

@icu3869

5 ай бұрын

Most families would say it was WAY Out Of Character- but his dad told THE PRESS He had a “history of that type of thing.”DAMN. Why????

@theschnozzola8994

5 ай бұрын

He was caught white handed

@Bassmasterwitacaster

5 ай бұрын

Dumb

@reddblackjack

5 ай бұрын

Something about Florida. I visited for two weeks in 2004. I'm a Colorado guy with a lot of those stereotypes so Florida was like another planet. It was also the year the cicadas were chirping. I didn't know then but they were a 17 year cycle thing. I couldn't handle the sound. Certain human behaviors were unique too. Like on the highway, going over the speed limit. Guys in fast cars would tailgate us like we were going too slow. WTF.

the prisoners saving the little girl in the car is actually so wholesome omg i got chills 😭😭

"Help i got stabbed with a pair of scissors" "Okay sir, can you discribe the attacker?" "He has no arms..." "...LOL"

I would like to mention something about the Ariel story-Disney cast members have very strict rules about staying in character since they don’t want the magic to be ruined for anyone. That means that even in a situation where a cast member is being harassed/assaulted, they have to stay in character and if they don’t they can risk losing their job :(

@norivixen1877

6 ай бұрын

And they wonder why people have a such dislike towards them (disney). Rather lose my job and sue Disney for not protecting me at my job which should be a safe place.

@nekonomicon2983

6 ай бұрын

Sounds like a living hell. Like those places that force you to smile all day long.

@WobblesandBean

6 ай бұрын

Yup. I once knew a woman who played Jack Sparrow, the only known woman to get the role (at least when I knew her, and my god the crap she had to deal with. From men AND women.

@DimesDCP

6 ай бұрын

@@norivixen1877 more likely than not, with all that money Disney saves from cheap labor, no one (or large groups of employees) will ever successfully sue and win with Disney.

@lpc9929

6 ай бұрын

Am infertile. Hey Google hey Alexa. The

"while pretending to be a palm reader" As if palm readers aren't all pretending themselves lmao

@ScootsMcPoot

5 ай бұрын

I can't believe people actually believe this. And tarot cards. Or people who believe someone can speak with the dead. Humans are so intelligent and down with the syndrome at the same time.

@cricketandgraham8644

5 ай бұрын

I guess lol

@ScootsMcPoot

5 ай бұрын

I really hope there aren't people In 2024 that believe in palm reading

@jeremyweems4916

5 ай бұрын

​@@ScootsMcPootAbout 75% of women believe in palm reading and astrology 😂

@ScootsMcPoot

5 ай бұрын

Astrology has to be the biggest farce ever concocted in human history.

The first guy really gave Olaf another type of “warm hug”

The furry fandom is thankful that you pointed out that the furry fandom does not find that as acceptable behavior.

@quaygrass6212

2 ай бұрын

Well, If they‘re running cons or get Big with connections, it is acceptable to most furries. Bringing it up is "Just starting Drama"

@ElFreakinCid

2 ай бұрын

@@quaygrass6212 No it most certainly isn't acceptable to most.

@quaygrass6212

2 ай бұрын

@@ElFreakinCid We’ll they gladly turn a blind eye

@allu2681

2 ай бұрын

@@quaygrass6212 fym

@HoosierDaddy2a

2 ай бұрын

Furry? Cringe

I dont understand how these obvious sexual crimes arent being charged as sexual crimes

@ly9676

6 ай бұрын

I think it partly depends on what prosecution thinks will stick. Sometimes they'll go for smaller charges if there's a bigger guarantee of being found guilty.

@Atomsk0192

6 ай бұрын

Facts. Man need to be on the sex offender registry

@yannickgrignon2473

6 ай бұрын

I looked it up, "battery" is essentially unlawful touching, so I get why it would be the most applicable charge in a groping case

@e7193

6 ай бұрын

that’s florida for you

@jamielegacy2366

6 ай бұрын

they rarely take sexual crimes seriously so they slap them with something that will stick unfortunately

If America is a game, then Florida is the dev's play testing area.

@CollegeBallYouknow

5 ай бұрын

So GTA 6 is gonna be released unfinished

@DelawareRiver

5 ай бұрын

@@CollegeBallYouknow 🤣

@Greetings_human.

3 ай бұрын

As a resident of Florida we play GTA in real life every day

@bojan6368

24 күн бұрын

Well said lol.

My biggest nightmare was in 2017, my iPhone 6 was experiencing constant “ghost touch” issues and I couldn’t afford a new phone. So, I ended up calling 911 four times in a row on accident… they showed up, I was pretty embarrassed because I didn’t even think my phone was on. They told me that it’s been happening at least a few times every hour to different people. Apple really should’ve gotten in more trouble for this. 23:08 this case brought back a core memory for me😂

“Armed and dangerous” 😂 you wild

I feel bad for Nicolas Walker. If the police had acted instead of thinking the call was a prank, then he could’ve been saved. ☹️

@WGGplant

6 ай бұрын

im pretty sure the police are supposed to follow up with every single call, even if it's obviously a "prank call". Walker's family definitely could have sued the local police for that.

@RoninRose541

6 ай бұрын

@@WGGplantnot true. If the operator feels the call doesn’t require police,fire, or paramedic they log the call as an NEC or Non-Emergency Call. Which,yea, is obviously a problem.

@HonkLoser

6 ай бұрын

@@RoninRose541they’ll certainly follow through if you hang up without saying anything.

@ebdgr

6 ай бұрын

​@@HonkLoser this part

@chrise8275

6 ай бұрын

@@meatbicyclebuilt42WTF Does That Even Mean?

19:48 "Does it belong to you?" "No but its good for scrap!" I think this may be the funniest argument ive ever heard for stealing something. God its like asking a toddler why he stole his sisters cookie and being told it's because she "stole" his old car seat.

@existentialcrisis4884

6 ай бұрын

Not really. It's more like " when asked why a child ate his sisters cookie, he responded that he thought it was garbage"

@transsnack

6 ай бұрын

​@@existentialcrisis4884 the funny thing is that, according to Florida laws, you can scrap metal from the side of the road. Just uh... not metal owned by the government, I guess.

@existentialcrisis4884

5 ай бұрын

@transsnack I don't know why you tagged me but okay.

Please make this an annual tradition! "Craziest Florida Man Stories of 20XX" Or something like that.

Great video and I love that you aren't afraid to make longer videos.

The manatee guy shouting “I’m riding it!” actually made me laugh out loud

The last time I was in Florida, a family had a bunch of young men with downs syndrome, shirtless, in summer, waving confederate flags next to the on ramp to a causeway in Destin, FL. It's an image that has forever stayed with me.

@LindseyLouWho

6 ай бұрын

To be completely honest, I'd expect the same thing here in South Carolina - while Covid was starting to rear its ugly head, I pulled off 385 in my state South Carolina, and a similar group was holding up Trump signs, anti-gay signs, Covid isn't real signs, and Biden is the devil signs, on the bridge on the overpass of Haywood road in Greenville, SC. Members of that group clearly had a chromosomal issue and I felt sick knowing their lives were being blighted and limited by these hate-filled fuckwits. I wonder if they were the same group? It was like May-June 2020.

@genericfriend2568

6 ай бұрын

Sounds like Florida to me

@TheDramacist

6 ай бұрын

Im not even American and can recognise this as Florida

@MatecaCorp

6 ай бұрын

Pure Florida

@pippipip

6 ай бұрын

floridian and can confirm i’ve seen similar..😭

Oh my god, thank you for making this!! I so needed it! It had me out loud cracking up and one of my neighbors that was in their backyard looked over to me 😆. I’m pretty new to this channel but dear god you have made my day several times! I hope this truly is who you are because I adore your personality and wit!! ✌️💛

The six milkshakes demonstration got me 😂

I hope GTA 6 has a vice city man or leonida man.

@gaminggoof1542

6 ай бұрын

Apparently the ‘Joker’ is gonna be one of them. Considering he sued.

@beaualoevv

6 ай бұрын

no1 gaf

@Sleezy.Design

6 ай бұрын

@@gaminggoof1542he'll keep getting ignored by rockstar. He's lucky that he's now getting a little bit of clout again 5 years after being a meme and becoming irrelevant again lol

@TrialzGTAS

6 ай бұрын

*Leonida Man. Trailer already confirmed them

@nolansbored

6 ай бұрын

@@Sleezy.Design How funny would it be if this somehow made it to court and a judge lectures him “if anything R* helped your image”

I wish every state had the same ease of access to public record that Florida does. This kind of stuff happens in every state, but its leagues easier for the press to access the information in Florida, which is why it feels like this is only Florida.

@PHILD0

6 ай бұрын

Yes!! Thank you! Glad someone else is pointing this out!

@thegreatestfallout1794

5 ай бұрын

Yep, we make it easily accessible for not just the press but everyone. I don't understand why other states make criminal records so inaccessible. I understand if the victim wants to remain anonymous from the public, it's why we got John and Jane doe. The only thing that comes from the inaccessibility is the criminal gets to hide what they've done.

@CollegeBallYouknow

5 ай бұрын

True. California and Arizona would be on par.

@KeirnothVT

4 ай бұрын

@@CollegeBallYouknow Wouldn't they claim allowing people to have access to those records racist against certain minority groups?

@freddie6307

4 ай бұрын

​@@KeirnothVT go outside.

Your narration skills have improved so damn much. Fantastic job Wavy!

I appreciate how you do not censor such words as "pedophile" and other words that so many other KZreadrs censor for some reason. Also, the penis inspection email is fucking funny as shit.

@ElFreakinCid

2 ай бұрын

They censor words because of this site's arbitrary, increasingly long and intensely stupid list of words that can get your video demonetized, shadowbanned or removed if the policebots feel like it.

@Zorothegallade-gg7zg

11 күн бұрын

I know, right? These days few things peeve me as much as hearing breadtubers do verbal gymnastics to avoid saying the no-no words that would make sponsors upset.

If all creeps would abuse toys instead of humans I'm all for opening special stores for em'

@antg007

6 ай бұрын

OMG! That's plushie slavery. Shame on you. Now.....how can we create a viable business model for this debauchery?

@BestTimes8812

6 ай бұрын

​@@antg007It already is a thing, people mod plushies for that type of stuff

@antg007

6 ай бұрын

@@BestTimes8812 Yummy.

@IkeFanBoy64

6 ай бұрын

That's what Bad Dragon is for

@Bopperann

5 ай бұрын

They’d have no interest in such a place because it’s legal. They don’t get the thrill of power from wrecking objects. Nor do they get the thrill from willing participants. He could have purchased the toys but that wouldn’t have given him the thrill of public indecency and defilement.

A long time ago I did a deep dive into this "Florida Man" thing, and the reality is that Florida is no "weirder" than any other state. I know "weird" is subjective, but the reality is that Florida is more transparent with crime than any other state.. If I recall correctly they have a "crime/criminal transparency" law where criminals and their crimes are required to be reported in the local media .. Basically crimes need to be listed in the local paper, which is commonly referred to as a "police blotter" - so there is total transparency in Florida...

@PopeOf420

6 ай бұрын

I swear Utah also does this

@kltil5082

6 ай бұрын

That's because it has nothing to do with florida and everything to do with men period. There's no shortage of perverts or stupid violent criminals in any city. I've been dealing with these sick freaks since I was a child. It's honestly disturbing how many men are interested in kids and have no qualms about following a child or worse. I think it's unfair to call these cases Florida unless it has something to do with stereotypical florida things, like the dude who put an alligator in the restaurant would be a good example of a Florida man video. Most of these are just run of the mill perverts/criminals you would find in every city.

@cruciatus3846

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, I think it's called the Sunshine law

@mikesanders8621

6 ай бұрын

It's the sunshine act, as cruciatus said. If you knew what went on in Oregon, Florida would look like a state of law abiding geniuses.

@R6griff

6 ай бұрын

@@mikesanders8621this is beyond true and I’ll swear by it everytime

doing olaf is insane

@bojan6368

24 күн бұрын

* nutted on Olaf

As a born and raised Floridian I can say that it's true, all of it. Being able to leave that hellpit in my early 20s was the best thing to ever happen to me.

“I though I had the minion's concent” is the sentence of the century

@bakedwithben9070

6 ай бұрын

consent *

@jonnys8853

6 ай бұрын

Only in Florida.

@lamoravicious2519

5 ай бұрын

The other guy thought he had Olaf's consent

@my_name_is_rhyme

4 ай бұрын

Was the most annoying thing I've ever heard. That guy isn't funny.

I've worked for most of the major theme parks in central Florida, and sad as it is to say, the only part that surprised me about the Ariel story is that they actually called the police :/ I've seen costumed characters be groped, and all our supervisors would do is give the guy a warning or MAYBE escort him from the park if he fought back 🙃

@majesticmeerkat921

6 ай бұрын

Same. My supervisors at WDW would probably have apologized profusely to the guy and given him free stuff for the inconvenience of being accused of a crime. However, they probably had the police come backstage and took care of it there. There's an outside entrance with a bus stop right next to Ariel's Grotto, so it's pretty accessible from outside the park. I used to work right next to there and got in through that entrance.

@PruneHub

6 ай бұрын

@@majesticmeerkat921 That has nothing to do with Florida. Disney is the poster child for wokeness.

@chrise8275

6 ай бұрын

@@PruneHubNo, They’re Not. And That’s All I’m Gonna Say About That Topic.

@majesticmeerkat921

6 ай бұрын

@@PruneHub What the hell does "wokeness" have to do with anything? I wasn't even relating it to Florida in particular. I was just talking about my own personal experience working at Disney World because it was relevant to one of the stories and this comment. Lay off the Fox News, dude.

@PruneHub

6 ай бұрын

@@majesticmeerkat921 You leftists always accuse anyone you disagree with as "Fox News" watchers. I haven't had cable in more than ten years. I have no idea what they say or don't say. If you hadn't felt the need to say that I wouldn't have had any idea that you watch MSNBC and CNN. Nor would I have cared.

Definitely would love more of these!

I searched 'florida man' and just found an article titled "Florida man makes ‘dirt angels’ while hiding from cops following Christmas Eve car crash". And what happened is exactly that, and it happened just 2 days ago.

The car rescue story was a nice little addition. Prisoners that qualify for work detail are there for victimless, non-violent crime. At least in my state... I give them sodas and snacks anytime i see em near my house.

I was so confused by the pole thief, in Michigan most of these poles are timber, so I was questioning what good the pole would do for scrap metal until I saw the image

@nocsha4119

6 ай бұрын

Honestly same but Maine here. Also anything left in or on the road long enough (generally only a few hours too) is considered abandoned property. He should actually have been perfectly fine to sell IF he reported it as abandoned property first Even then getting arrested is nuts ridiculous

@nocsha4119

6 ай бұрын

Looking up florida law im surprised his lawyers didnt get him off. Property placed or abandoned on the side of a road is deemed trash and valueless. Not only should he not have a charge, but even if they had a charge the grand theft charge should be reduced

@Karmy.

5 ай бұрын

Same

@ToraOkami303

5 ай бұрын

I also was very confused until the picture came up, most poles in my state are wood with a metal shield at the base. Except the poles traffic lights are on but those are way too big to strap to a normal car lmao.

Here's to hoping GTA6's Florida Men NPCs to not only be written/portrayed as bizarro folks doing insane antics for us to laugh at, but as fellow _human beings_ with each of their own unique and unusual circumstances and motivations.

I appreciate your content, man. Perfect for gym time! Thank ya!

*The saddest Florida man story I saw was the one who abducted a scientist because he wanted to bring his dog back to life*

@misseselise3864

6 ай бұрын

the saddest florida man story i saw was the guy who turned himself in to police bc he killed his (imaginary) friend

@catsaregreat6314

5 ай бұрын

@@misseselise3864god america needs better mental health support. I hallucinate and i couldn’t imagine dealing with that in the states

@MisatoBestWoman

5 ай бұрын

@@misseselise3864 that is … depressing I really hope he got help

@misseselise3864

5 ай бұрын

@@MisatoBestWoman i hope so. it ruins my mood every time ppl start sharing the story on social media again bc he’s crying in his mugshot, red face and all

@MisatoBestWoman

5 ай бұрын

@@misseselise3864 I was going to google it but I’d rather not be more down today It sounds absolutely heartbreaking

If you ever consider doing a part 2, you should talk about the Florida Man that called the police to make sure the meth he bought was real. I learned about this from a scrapped Florida Man video I was making and it was a wild ride. Also while looking into it he had a kidnapping charge prior to this.

Thanks, Wave. This one was great.

This was great, happy new year!! 🥳

4:28 The ability to go two rounds one immediately after the other and he wasted on stuffed animals at Target.

I hope you know that Florida is unique when it comes to publicly available files. Meaning almost every case is available to view by the public unlike any other state. Thats why you hear about Florida so much

@ForumArcade

6 ай бұрын

Also drugs.

@epicstyle160

6 ай бұрын

I wish other states would join Florida in this lol

@DanDog91

6 ай бұрын

If some of other Southern states had Sunshine Laws like Florida allowing anyone to browse public records without a request, Florida would look pale in comparison ... Imagine stories from Louisiana Swamp Man.

@SkunkApe407

6 ай бұрын

​@@ForumArcadedrugs are an issue in every state. Try again.

@SkunkApe407

6 ай бұрын

​@@DanDog91bro, spend some time in Ohio or Oklahoma. Most of the country is weird af. They all come here to escape the cold and wind up painting our image. Most Florida Man stories aren't even about people born here.

God damn bro you came out swinging with this one! No easing us into the Florida Man escapades, straight to dicking down Olaf!

I just finished explaining this concept to my 10 year old lmao Florida man is like a spirit, a dream, a wish. Florida man can be a man, woman, child, or even pet. Hey, with enough will and drive, even YOU could be Florida man! Lol

A big reason there's so many Florida man stories, Is something called the "Sunshine law", Started in 1967. It basically makes county arrest records, very public to other states.

Florida Man, Florida Man By the river in his Florida Van Cooking meth, drinking beers Went to county for a couple years WATCH OUT! Here be coming Florida Man

@tracydull1369

Ай бұрын

Too bad you didn't add "to the tune Spiderman theme 🎶🎵! Took me a second to figure out what that reminded me of 😎

Great vid! Definitely do more

Stories like these give me even more empathy for police. Can you imagine going to work and finding out the next item on your agenda is to catch and restrain a screaming naked man covered in blood. Wow. Some people have boring jobs, some people like myself have relatively unique/interesting/specialized jobs, and then the police are in their own very special category of potentially getting themselves into literally any possible situation no matter how bizarre or unlikely. We must appreciate and respect them, and do our best to be more understanding and less judgmental, considering how insanely difficult such an occupation must be where you have absolutely no idea what might happen the next time you go into work and constantly have to be prepared to handle ANYTHING. There are plenty of difficult, challenging jobs; but that is next level.

I lived in Daytona Beach for a year and I saw so many crazy wacked out people. My favorite was the naked guy standing on top of a dumpster taking a 💩 and singing "loving arms" by Journey at the top of his lungs

The Florida man who shoved an alligator through that drive through window of a Wendy’s still makes me laugh (no one was injured)

@ForestTheBulbasaur

6 ай бұрын

I still don't even know how the hell he wasn't even like,, able to do that 😨

@MrLondonGo

6 ай бұрын

@@ForestTheBulbasaur must have been wearing Crocs....

@flobwad

6 ай бұрын

Poor alligator though. Imagine just chilling with your homeboys in your swamp and some two-legged creature grabs you and throws you into some creepy smelly alien building.

@ForestTheBulbasaur

6 ай бұрын

@@flobwad 100% agree 😭

@Proud2bashamed

6 ай бұрын

He hurt that poor swamp kitty! Swamp kitty > People

Your videos are great. Thanks

Finally a useful sponsor. Gonna check it out bud

“The beef jerky got me” actually got me to laugh out loud, lmao

I have family who live in Florida, and they tell me so many crazy stories when they come to visit. I haven't watched this video yet, since it was posted just minutes ago, but I hope to see the story of a man who had neither arms or legs, but he was still armed with dangerous weapons and on the run from the law. Lol

@rionthemagnificent2971

6 ай бұрын

I spent ten years there.. some of the craziest shit i've seen in my life happened there. Saw a homeless person crap in front view of a 6 lane highway in a drainage ditch, was offered drugs several times by dealers on bicycles.. (I was a minor in most of the encounters and didn't have a license.) Been raided, woken up by shock grenades etc.. yea FL is a madhouse.

@AmyExpert

6 ай бұрын

@@rionthemagnificent2971as someone who lives in germany this is WILD 😧😧

@spilled_pxnta

6 ай бұрын

So bro figured out how to be ARMED and how to RUN without limbs? GAHDAYUMMMM

@A_Ducky

6 ай бұрын

It's the last story in the video.

@MilesProwerTailsFox

6 ай бұрын

​@@rionthemagnificent2971went for vacation once and never coming back, no, saw a high af mf tie fishing line to his, you know, then proceeded to try and use it as a fishing pole

Very interesting video keep up the amazing vids!

I am absolutely loving these long format videos. The darkest internet true crime video has kept me occupied this entire week while traveling for work. Fucking phenomenal work Wavy 🤙

Imagine you hear all these crazy Florida man stories, think "eh, it's not gonna be that serious", go down to the sunshine state, and the first thing that happens to you is an armless guy stabbing you with a pair of scissors in his foot because you asked him where you are.

Bro in the first story was down horrendously

It’s such a visceral experience hearing your hometown being talked about in a KZread video compilation 😭 New Port Richey is a small town, and I know what parking lot this happened in too :’)

"We in that sunshine state" - surprisingly a song that isn't about Florida

Bro, kudos to you for putting up a uplifting and positive inmates saving a baby from a locked car, you just gained some respect from me for that randomly in the middle of all this.

@UnicornSpoonie

Ай бұрын

Amen! I really appreciate it too! Not all prisoners are bad people, most are actually very good people that either ended up in a s**t situation or grew up in a s**t situation. They lead the only life they’ve ever known and I hate how people judge about that. Plus I’m also bothered about how convicts serve their time and yet can barely make a life on the “good path” because everyone still judges them. In the US at least, once you do your time, you paid your debt to society. They are supposed to be able to live out their life and yet there are so very few places that will even offer a job to them. So no wonder they end up back in prison, they have no way to make money for suitable living and so they have to go back to crime 😑🙁. Anyways sorry for the rant and thank you for making your comment!

@PopeOf420

Ай бұрын

@@UnicornSpoonie thank you for that wonderful reply, that's awesome and you're welcome, and thank you so much for kindly saying so that's what's up:) Indubitably I agree with you whole heartily 🫵😁👍💯💯

@Zorothegallade-gg7zg

11 күн бұрын

"We are bad guys. But that doesn't mean we are Bad Guys."

I lived in Florida for almost 10 years. Very nice place to just people watch.

“The beef jerky got me” that’s fucken hilarious😂

A DUI on a scooter at Wal-Mart? Wow. Just wow

@WGGplant

6 ай бұрын

bro was havin the time of his life

@LarsonPetty

5 ай бұрын

Guy I know got a felony evading and dui on a horse. They only got him due to boxing him in on a high bridge. I called him OJ for years afterwards.(low speed chase of a white bronco).

Longtime viewer from Florida here. I feel like I've been awaiting this moment my entire life.

Gotta say dawg, that first story alone had me in tears. I knew about the Florida Men but W O W

As morbid as it sounds, I'm hyper impressed by a super depressed quadriplegic guy with stubs for arms being able to somehow operate a rifle to kill two people and then get away from the cops in a car for *eleven fucking days* in a red car. Like, how wasn't he caught immediately?

I like that you threw in a story about something good happening in here, sometimes this kind of content can get pretty dark.

I started watching this video on December 31st and finished it on January 1st. I was literally watching it inbetween years.

@illsmackudown

3 ай бұрын

that's legit cool

One of my favorite Florida man stories is one I heard recently. The headline says And I quote " Florida man sexually assaults manatee statue In front of a restaurant"

The plushie violator's biggest punishment was, having his face (and mischievous behaviour/crime) shown in this multi-million viewers video. Ps. Question: Isn't Florida man a thing, because in Florida the crimes get publicized.. as opposed to toher states who retain from that?

@mort915

6 ай бұрын

Florida resident here! Because of the Sunshine Law, arrests are public records here, meaning information on crimes are very easy for news outlets and the public to find. It's a big factor in the whole Florida Man thing, but I can also confirm that the people here are just wild sometimes. :)

@dawnboese6613

6 ай бұрын

Yes, that is exactly why Florida seems so wild. I guarantee other states sound even crazier if they publicized crimes as well!

@ExtraterrestrialBeing-jc7to

6 ай бұрын

@@dawnboese6613 other states publicize their crimes it's just a lot more weird one's come from Florida..

@saafiiiraa

6 ай бұрын

How are people innocent until proven guilty with their faces plastered all over the internet?

@transsnack

6 ай бұрын

​@@dawnboese6613honestly, if you wanna see some weird and wild crimes, I think Louisiana man had Florida man beat.

I be waiting for the long editorials, very good chill videos… appreciate you fam, keep up the good work Wavywebsurf! 💯👏🏽

Now there are Florida Man Olympics starting this year.

Happy new year and Goodluck🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤

Last time I was in Tampa, downtown, there was a shirtless man dancing and singing like it was raining, it hadn't rained in weeks. Down the street were gangs of wild chickens with roosters that are aggressive, just hanging out in-between city buildings, and then a man walking a cow on a leash through the city center.

@lynnkayee1015

6 ай бұрын

Your pfp is killing me because of the Florida man vs Minion story 😭😂

@PHILD0

6 ай бұрын

That's straight up lies

@T0xXx1k

6 ай бұрын

That's legit just downtown tampa literally any day of the week 😂 I live in Tampa I've seen some crap lol

@justinlast2lastharder749

6 ай бұрын

That's nothing. You'll find that all on the Same Block in East LA.

U shud do this type of list for every state! Would love to hear about other places and their crazies

@Android-dd7if

6 ай бұрын

nah just Florida🍷

Buddys face when the officer asked him if the vodka was his.... like a toddler whose fruit rollup wrapper stash has been found xD

Hell yea what a compilation!

Ew... imagine if a kid picked up that Olaf doll after he was done. He's definitely done that and gotten away with it before.

@tracydull1369

Ай бұрын

That evoked a mental image I didn't want.. Thanks... BWUHAHA

If I ever move to Florida the first thing I’m doing is getting a job as an LP camera officer at a Walmart. I’d have enough content in one week for a whole year to start a KZread channel.

@luckyshot2252

7 күн бұрын

That's just good business

Happy New Floridamanyear!

As a soon to be public defender in south Florida I can confidently say I will never be bored with my clients

@luckyshot2252

7 күн бұрын

We who are about to die salute you

Hi wavy i love you thanks for pumping out your content for us. Happy new year! 🎉🖤

18:00 This is the saddest one. You just know that the dogs went on to be further traumatized by being put in cages.

@StarFelMusic

6 ай бұрын

Just to let you know, not every furry is like that, we do NOT accept zoophiles in our community

The fact ol boy was that wasted while it was still daylight is comical 😂

@kyu2o337

3 ай бұрын

As a recovering alcoholic, I thought it was pretty sad. He clearly has a problem. That said, kudos to him for maintaining the wherewithal to deny the booze were his and refuse to take any breathalyzers, lol.

@haleandguu

3 ай бұрын

​@@kyu2o337agree ! the bottle of vodka in the backpack rustled up some memories.

"This man was considered to be armed an dangerous" I'm going straight to hell for laughing at that💀😂😂

It is appalling how many of these people were given no consequences.

@kltil5082

6 ай бұрын

You mean men? Because there wasn't one woman in this video. And yes, it happens constantly. Tons of dudes are getting out on bond when they have murder charges ffs. And I guarantee the guy who did that sht to Olaf is going to do something worse in the future, I just hope it's towards an adult who can defend themselves and not a child.

@BobbsVegine-eg3xz

5 ай бұрын

Florida.

@mibilly9933

5 ай бұрын

Its what makes it fun

@abstract5249

5 ай бұрын

Florida. Land of the free, home of the depraved.

@tomlxyz

4 ай бұрын

​@@mountainchessyou also young boys getting sexual abused by adult women often gets cheered on or ignored, while the inverse gets everyone angry and usually prosecuted. Also women being violent to male partners often ends up in blaming the victim

Florida is just a GTA online lobby in real life

@luckyshot2252

7 күн бұрын

No it's a Gmod dark RP server run by vtubers

The scooter guy got that trashed before 10 AM 😂😂😂😂😂

Thank you Tom! From Pennsylvania, USA

Florida man makes me proud..... to be from Missouri. Im kidding.....I'm sure if any of us looked locally, we'd find a version of him everywhere in the world, especially in todays times. I Hope you all had a wonderful Christmas or whatever you may celebrate, and I wish you safety and great times if you plan to celebrate New Years. Remember, it's amateur night, 20 years ago, I was that amateur, charged and judged with a DUI. I learned that drinking and driving impaired even though i caused no accidents and was doing ok until I was caught, cost me a small fortune, and brought hardship upon myself that I could have totally avoided had i not started the engine. I lost my license and my job, to return to the line of work i was in was not happening due to the blemished record and my having to drive being themajority of the work i was involved in doing. Having to find work where i could carpool or use public transportation also put me to working jobs that paid less and having to depend on others to get to work put me in predicaments that would never have been necessary had i just chosen to not drive. I no longer drink unless Mtn Dew or Dr Pepper count. That said, I know first hand what can happen and the cost it brings when one gets popped. Set up a designated driver, hire an Uber or Taxi, party in place, you'll wake up right where you passed out with only a hangover at worst. Dont risk lives or your livelyhood in an effort to have a good time. Even if you are sober, you are at a higher risk of being involved in a drunk driver involved accident on the roads on new years eve night from midnight to 3AM, than any other time of the year in the USA. Also, you have more risk of being pulled over or caught in a DUI checkpoint than any other time of the year as well. This goes to Wavy and all who might read this post, I wish you all a Happy New Year and better times in 2024. ✌️ Peace.

@Temulon

6 ай бұрын

Nah, I'm good. Besides I drive so much better while I'm drunk then when I'm sober it's actually unreal. I've had friends comment on it saying I reminded them of Dominic Toretto.

@WeChallenge

6 ай бұрын

@@Temulon just remember it's amateur night and some will use this as their first attempt at driving while intoxicated, wont make it to their destinations. Some won't be as alert and steady at handling the wheel as othwrs who have managed to get to their destination in the past, who think they are good at driving under the influence, based on their also alcohol influenced passengers who told them they were. I too had your attitude at one point, and I was was good too, that is, until I wasn't.

@DistractedGlobeGuy

5 ай бұрын

Missouri is Water People country-apparently much crazier than Florida Men, but not as well documented.