One of the things I love about this channel is that you choose actual stories and not long winded, high idealed, conflicting, hyperbole set in the third person.

'Why am I not surprised your people celebrate stuff by blowing things up?' Hey, it's a human thing, just roll with it (...and be happy we're on _your_ side).

Fireworks=recreational explosives Alcohol = recreational poisoning Camping= recreational homlessness Curry=recreational poisoning with pain Yep we're never finding aliens.

Better than trying to land in Poland while Sabaton is playing 40:1

I'm loving these fantasy fiction mixed in with sci-fi stories from da SKWERL

and here I thought the first story was going to end with "I cast gun" "Wait..wu.." *BANG*

First story, as any good squirrel knows, never keep all your nuts in the same cache.

You destroyed one staff yes, but what about.... SECOND STAFF!!!!

@ICountFrom0

Ай бұрын

I was honestly expecting his bones to be carved into staves or something.

roflmao an entire wooden tower that doubles as a staff I am in love

Here is a like and comment for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful KZread algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

For the algorithm... The usual gushing compliments apply. 😉👍👍

These are delightful, and as always, you more than did the justice. Many thanks!

Great stories; Excellent narration! Never underestimate human ingenuity. LOL!!!

I like the idea of human ingenuity using a whole tower as a magic staff. It makes "the wizard's tower" a more sensible trope as well as making a piece of loot that can't be scavenged by a DnD party

Here I was hoping the mage had made a backup staff via using magic to (safely) open up his leg to enchant his femur, then cleanly sealing up the wound. Disarming will do no good then; you must de-leg him to win.

Little did they realise that the tower is the staff. (I know that wasn't the intention but has the same vibes)

Fireworks explode with different chemical signatures and catch fire anything in it's area if effect.

Agro does the best Wizard voices!

I expected there to be a "spare" staff. I just didn't expect it to be the entire tower. It could have been worse. They could have tried to start things off at the beginning of a football game.

@mattbrown5511

2 ай бұрын

Or a hockey match.

First story...any magic user who requires a focus to use their magic and gets powerful enough would not be stupid enough to keep their greatest strength/weakness obvious. Second story...Hah! If the fireworks shows scared them off, they're lucky they didn't see the actual big booms we keep hidden. Didn't do due diligence researching those you intended to conquer. Even if they did capture the government buildings, it would only have caused themselves more chaos with decentralized resistance.

1st story: i forgot this universe existed.

I was wondering how the heck people have watched this already despite not being posted then I remembered oh yeah, you pay money you tend to get extra privileges lol

@918guy

2 ай бұрын

I'll hit thumbs up and ill hit subscribe but I will go find it on reddit and read it myself before I pay to join a channel club LoL.

@ashleg8350

2 ай бұрын

Just putting it out there, he does stream on both Twitch and KZread at around 10 AM GMT. No membership necessary, unless you feel like it. If somebody claims to have seen him read it before, it's likely during one of those streams.

@julesmasseffectmusic

2 ай бұрын

​@@918guyyeah why should his talent be rewarded. I can't afford the expense so 8 always let th3 ads 0lay

@RiversJ

2 ай бұрын

No subscriptions for me, i will under no circumstances hand over money to Google, PayPal or Patreon and their ilk. The merch shop however is an entirely different matter.

@julesmasseffectmusic

2 ай бұрын

@@RiversJ good for you not paying a creator because they have to use th3 banking system that is in place. Remember to never donate your organs because the US medical industry is for profit.

Ah a sequel to a great story TY Squirrel.

Happy fourth of July, found the story at 10:24 pm when the fireworks have been going off for more than an hour 😆

Great story

The second story did not go as expected.... their plan was to take/destroy a few government buildings... That will not matter, we have loads of contingency plans for that. Continuity of Government

@kyriss12

Ай бұрын

As soon as he mentioned the line about having the best cloaking technology they knew of my first thought was, “if you already know about it, it’s probably not the enemies best stealth tech” my second thought was “the humans are probably sitting on something better” Didn’t expect the xenos would freak out over fireworks. Probably a good thing we didn’t have to break out the good shit otherwise we would never make any friends.

Gotta admit, I kept expecting that first one to hinge entirely on the word "externally."

Story 2: Very clever.

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A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm

Love ❤ your work ❤ ♥ and your voice ❤

I was expecting the mage to have a lighter blasting rod/wand on his person. Instead the staff was the lighter focus for his casting. I wonder what the aliens would have thought in a US city on July 4.

Story 1: The human ingenuity at its best and ugliest. Story 2: Strange alien customs and traditions.

Jumping on the algorithm!

For DA SKWERL and his Nest

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

For the Agro-rythm!

There's a knob on the end of a makes staff.

Thanks for the readings.

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Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Story 1: Always have a backup plan. Story 2: HAHAHAHAHAHA

So, you destroyed that staff. Well done.... But... What about the one that you are standing IN ?

yay new video

cool

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I will give the author the benefit of the doubt that the first story was wholly original. But if its not, if its even a tiny bit inspired, I know almost for certain the exact image that sparked the story.

@random3x70

Ай бұрын

tis was inspired by that meme

@TheLastRhapsody

Ай бұрын

@@random3x70 A.Shipwright is an amazing artist.

can't miss a shot if you aim everywhere.

at least they didn't show on the 4th

5th, 11 June 2024

No thumbs down cuss I like the channel so much, but I didn't like ether story.

Meh.

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