Thanks for watching guys! Have a good weekend!

@AlexGarcia-ov8rg

5 ай бұрын

You too

@ballandbiscuit6490

5 ай бұрын

You too bro. Thank you for the good morning.

@kingshadow8782

5 ай бұрын

Happy Saturday.

@masterdeathdragon3592

5 ай бұрын

Was just wondering if you'd ever done this series of movies!

@zekehunter2473

5 ай бұрын

Can't wait for you to cover the Critters sequels

"Feral Furby" best way to see the critters

@RoanokeGaming

5 ай бұрын

They'll gnaw your ankles off!

@Chihiro-Kikuchi

5 ай бұрын

@@RoanokeGaminglike children…

@FallenRingbearer

5 ай бұрын

So Furbies are domesticated Krites.

@reicherwallace6774

5 ай бұрын

​@@FallenRingbearer Domesticated is a stretch. Those furbies were definitely plotting your death.

@TheKrispyfort

5 ай бұрын

This might be why I have never liked Furbies. My subconscious could only see krites

And their only dialogue was simple: “FUCK!”- a Crit when seeing his fellow Crit getting blown up.

@BowenEros-gt8gn

5 ай бұрын

"Ria" = bytchin'! *when a Krite gets scalped by a gun blast, checks a mirror and thinks he looks cool bald*

@AncestorEmpire1

5 ай бұрын

@@BowenEros-gt8gn in the business, we call that pulling an AsmondGold

@furiouskaiser9914

5 ай бұрын

My favorite moment from the films lol. A moment of well placed comedy in the horror.

@kyze8284

5 ай бұрын

They speak many times actually but that really was the best interaction. “They have weapons!” “So what??” *BLAM!* “FUCK!” *Runs away*

@importedglue891

3 ай бұрын

They also say “who are you” in one of the movies bc they see an ET doll implying Asogianas are a living species in the Critter universe and in turn it’s tied to rhe star wars universe as well.

'Remember, Roanoke is stored in the ba-' Subscribed

@RoanokeGaming

5 ай бұрын

;) thanks bby

@gamergirl209

5 ай бұрын

I almost did a spit take from that line while cooking breakfast

@scorpioriddick

5 ай бұрын

Giggady

@demonix321

5 ай бұрын

​@@gamergirl209gigity

@VatroCal

5 ай бұрын

-ck of the house? -sement?

Man I remember watching this movie when I was like 3 or 4 and it’s what caused me to be absolutely terrified of the monsters under the bed

@RoanokeGaming

5 ай бұрын

Feral furbies

@akirandrake414

5 ай бұрын

Same!

@jorge23483

5 ай бұрын

Furbies from Hell!

@naxireal869

5 ай бұрын

No joke, it was so weird pretty sure I say a Hammer Horror film* before Critters, but Critters gave me nightmares around the same age. *Late eighties, most horror wasn't any scarier than dark fantasy.

@SergioLeonardoCornejo

5 ай бұрын

I remember watching it when I was 4 or 5 and thinking the critters were cool and adorable. I didn't even see them as necessarily evil.

You know what I like most about Critters, as a species? Over four movies (that I have seen) they never stop being scary. No matter how silly they act they never stop being dangerous. You never get the feeling in later movies that a regular person would be able to take them on, like with some other monsters.

@jacobfreeman5444

5 ай бұрын

True. They are intelligent, predatory, aggressive, and know how to leverage all of that. So the hijinks just makes them scarier. You know this thing is sentient and sapient, and it chooses to see you as cattle

Critters was such a weird movie to me and I could’ve swore it was a fever dream when I originally watched it. Also I turned 30 today Roanoke.

@iancasleton6356

5 ай бұрын

Happy birthday

@papapanders488

5 ай бұрын

Happy birthday brother

@Dotsforall

5 ай бұрын

Happy life day bro

@craigsteele101

5 ай бұрын

Happy birthday, welcome to the club of perpetual back pain!

@marcussinclaire4890

5 ай бұрын

Happy birthday!! Mine is tomorrow!!! 😊 I'm turning 36!! 🎂🎂🎂

No matter how hungry they are or how many, man’s answer to animals bigger and stronger than us will always be able to take them out. Humanity #1

I would like to see a fight between these critters and gremlins, they should make a franchise where they bring them together like aliens vs predators

@Wolfshalifi

5 ай бұрын

My money is on the gremlins

@Necrowolf81

5 ай бұрын

Might as well add ghoulies, munchies and hobgoblins to the mix lol

@blackc1479

4 ай бұрын

Gremlins. While not predatory per se, they would totally outbreed the critters, and probably find all kinds of sadistic ways to kill em. Something I've always wondered about gremlins: would other water based liquids have the same effect? Blood? And why didn't snow make em multiply?

@kaysmith8992

3 ай бұрын

​@blackc1479 maybe their skin senses that snow means a harder environment for their 'children' to grow, so not the right time to reproduce. Re. Critters vs Gremlins, one thing the Critters really have up their sleeve is speed and the ability to grow huge (in Critters 1 only). I'm not saying they would actually beat the Gremlins, but they would keep the battle going for some time.

"Roanoke is stored in the balls" I spat my drink all over the table

I absolutely love the Krites. They're obviously extremely intelligent, capable of prison breaking, ship navigation, and advanced language, but they still know the good time of eating flesh off the bone. Bless them.

@Burninator353

4 ай бұрын

I love em too. They aren't morally gray villains with tormented souls and troubled pasts. Just a bunch of hungy lads living their best life.

@ikenosis8160

4 ай бұрын

@@Burninator353 Totally agree. It seems they absolutely love being Krites regardless of what other creatures feel about it. Hahahah! Great characters.

I've started new research on angler fish with legs

@AnimeShinigami13

5 ай бұрын

that exists in fallout 4 and 76.

@TheRedMage01

5 ай бұрын

You trying to make Gyo by Junji Ito real?

@Blasted2Oblivion

5 ай бұрын

No! Bad scientist!

I have been waiting for this one, boys! This was a favourite when I was a kid and still is 3 decades later.

@RoanokeGaming

5 ай бұрын

Hope you enjoy bro!

I like to imagine Roanoke up at 3 AM writing a script to explain the scientific accuracy of an 80s monster movie.

Alright, now I need to see an episode on C.H.U.Ds

@Drifter2025

5 ай бұрын

Yooooo! You're right about C.H.U.D.S and or Videodrome!

@FrunkAsADuck

5 ай бұрын

Agreed.

@legion5463

5 ай бұрын

I haven't thought about that movie in forever. At this point, I can't even recall the basic plot of the movie, but I haven't seen it since the early to mid 90's.

@gabrielboorom2683

5 ай бұрын

"Normally, humans try not to spend time around radioactive toxic waste..."

@michaelaltman7644

5 ай бұрын

C.H.U.D.S YEEEEAAAAHHHH

I was like "Critters?? Roanoke?!" Hell Yeah!"

Former farm boy here, the dad indeed was up early af. Just how it goes with farm life. Love this movie and your content. Keep up the good work

Glad you're covering the creeping crawling critters

So basically stay strapped or get clapped, humanity number one 😎 also I hope you win your appeal case Dr Roanoke.🙂👍

@RoanokeGaming

5 ай бұрын

Nobody truly wins in this nightmare except the ex 😂

Man, my GF hates it when I'm this early.

@anewworld20231

5 ай бұрын

Lmao

@anewworld20231

5 ай бұрын

Mine hates it when I’m I take this long lol

@demonwolf570

5 ай бұрын

Luckily, Roanoke Gaming doesn't!

@papapanders488

5 ай бұрын

I know bro your gf keeps complainin bout it smh

@JunkyardGod

5 ай бұрын

That's why she has a Bad Dragon 😂

TF2 Engineer soundtrack in the background :D My dude you are badass!

35 mintues 3.5k views, ronoake deserves 35 mintues 35k views with how much he's entertained and weirdly educated me over the years. Goin on 4 years now

"as useful as a glass hammer" has officially replaced "about as useful as tits on a boat" for me

@Don-ds3dy

5 ай бұрын

Whoa hey, tits on a boat are...not useful but fun and therefore good for moral 👍

@blakemcmillan5680

5 ай бұрын

I don’t get it? How does the other saying compare to a glass hammer?

@ViolentlyAmerican

5 ай бұрын

Because you can't suck the tits if you are sailing the boat

@henryclade

5 ай бұрын

@@blakemcmillan5680 The boat-tits would be underwater i think

@TheRealAaronSmith

5 ай бұрын

No no, there's a few good uses to tits on a boat, as long as it's not the boat that has the tits.

KZread needs to support content like this. It's fully covered under fair use! If KZread was smart they would realize if they supported this type of content, they could be unstoppable & no other platform could even come close to competing with them. Yet they continue to make ridiculous requirements, being up tight if difficult topics get covered, even when it's informative content & follows guidelines. This content should be supported. Fair use covers a lot of quality made content. They run things like they expect everything to be kids content. Even tho they have a separate app for KZread kids. I don't understand how KZread doesn't see the huge fan base around content for grown ups. If they supported things a bit better, they would have so much more success. Hopefully they wake up to this someday.

Oh my nostalgia! You are feeding it and I love it!

@RoanokeGaming

5 ай бұрын

Hope you enjoyed!

Food of the Gods 2, Critters, Gremlins, and Creepshow 2 The Raft were nightmare biofuel seeing them as a kid. They were the type of movies that came on late at night just before bedtime.

OMG this is one of my favorite movies from my childhood. Thank you for this

@toddoughty2043

5 ай бұрын

Check out the 80s movie Munchies :)

@tempest3665

5 ай бұрын

@@toddoughty2043 my dude I've seen it. I grew up in the 80s I got to see all the good stuff. Because PARENTAL SUPERVISION wasn't invented yet

Oh wow..roanoke visits the crites..absolutely loved the first 3 movies.

@Blasted2Oblivion

5 ай бұрын

I'm sorry...FIRST 3? How many more are there?

@chaseproffitt4727

5 ай бұрын

2 more and the 3rd debuted a young Leonardo DiCaprio

@RoanokeGaming

5 ай бұрын

Hope you enjoyed bro!

@chaseproffitt4727

5 ай бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming wow I got a reply I've been watching for over a yr and you have educated and entertained me I got diagnosed with cancer few months back and ur videos r one of the things that give me happiness if ur ever in tn id love to meet u but ur the best on KZread in my subscriptions

@Necrowolf81

5 ай бұрын

There was also a web series before the last movie. As far as I’m concerned though there are only three movies. That last one was hot garbage

I can’t even begin to say how happy I am you FINALLY covered this movie. This was legit one of the first creature-feature movies I watched as a kid!

Dude I'm so happy to see this. Critters was one of my favorite childhood movies.

“Giving it a few ooga doogas” made me smile for a good while dealing with these damn dishes. Thank you

You should do a video on the “Blackwater Vampire”

“It was man made in God’s image not you creature!” Is the best humanity first type of quote.

@tkhero7045

3 ай бұрын

I love how aggressively pro-human this man is

Oh man, how amazing that you are covering Critters. I loved them when I was a child!

Alright. Now, THIS is epic.

@RoanokeGaming

5 ай бұрын

Let's go boys

Bro… THIS IS MYYYYYY TYPE OF CONTENT. The Nerdiness mixed with the based jokes mixed with the random mechanical fact. What is this channel and how have I not seen it so far. 10/10 literally perfect content

@moneytalk1170

2 ай бұрын

I think if you made a Warhammer video I’d sh*t myself

:O CRITTERS! I love this movie! Thanks Papa Roanoke!

@RoanokeGaming

5 ай бұрын

Any time!

@kyze8284

5 ай бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming I can only ever hear these two words together as Mac

CRITTERS!!! Bruh this channel is so awesome 😎👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

@RoanokeGaming

5 ай бұрын

Glad you enjoy it!

This movie had unsettled me as a kid. One of my favorites still along with tremors

@RoanokeGaming

5 ай бұрын

Tremors used to scare the absolute hell out of me

@JustEatHerCake

5 ай бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming I was up for the fight lol

@kyze8284

5 ай бұрын

Everyone I introduce to Tremors still has bad dreams sometimes with them

YES I've been waiting for you to cover Critters! The Krites are some of my absolute favorite creatures out of the horror genre. In high school I was fixated with them enough to try and rabbit hole my way through their possible biology, glad to hear some of the things I thought about be discussed here.

Did I mention how much I love this channel ❤❤ you're the best. Keep doing you brother

@RoanokeGaming

5 ай бұрын

Ayyyy thank you for watching bro!

Thank you so much on reviewing these creatures, they are one of my absolute favorite things to watch when I was a kid

I love the “Random Story Time With Roanoke” is my favorite part of every video.

I love this series!!! Surprised you are reviewing it tbh lol, keep up the awesome uploads!

Awesome video dude! I hope the next one is for the tardigrade monster from harbinger down!

When it comes to movie monsters to analyze, I'll always recommend starting the Heisei Gamera trilogy by covering the Atlantis-based bioengineering found in *Gamera: Guardian of the Universe* with Gamera and the Gyaos!

"Roanoke is stored in the ba-" Is one of my favorite lines in any Roanoke video of the last 3 years. Good job always getting better, Papa Roanoke

Perfect timing! I got the notification for this right after watching LindsayNikoles short about the oversized terror chickens only for you to start off the vid talking about them 😂 gotta love little things like that!

Yay, Critters. One of my favorites. In 2, they tumbleweed all in unison in a giant piranha ball of teeth. Its pretty great

I have been waiting on this one for months!!! The only b flick sequel that made since going into space!

I think "it was man made in gods image, not you, creature!" Is my new favorite Roanokeism

My no understand why whenever you post something I get the random urge to look at KZread exactly 5 hours after you post it… but I love it and I thank thee!

Glad i found this channle, love the commentary

Duuude, you are so awesome for this!!! Thank you

@RoanokeGaming

5 ай бұрын

Glad you liked it!

@daddyhavoc3931

5 ай бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming you told me you were going to make this a while ago it’s so cool you did. Thanks again for the awesome video

So glad to see you cover this film. One of my favorites!

Finally!!! I have been craving a new episode lol. I already binged all I could find

Finally I love these series

@RoanokeGaming

5 ай бұрын

Enjoy!

Hey Roanoak, really like the videos and the biological breakdowns you do. I think you would like the series Scavengers Reign on MAX. Whole planet full of strange alien creatures to break down and humans dealing with them.

@micheleespinoza2124

5 ай бұрын

Is it a good series? Looking for something new and interesting to watch.

I am always looking forward to your uploads during the week. Thank you!

Ooh man I've been waiting a long time for this!! Let's go!!

This is perfect lol been obsessed with Critters lately 😂

@RoanokeGaming

5 ай бұрын

Perfect timing!

LET'S GOOOO ROANOKE UPLOAD ON MY BIRTHDAY!

@marcussinclaire4890

5 ай бұрын

Happy birthday!! Mine is tomorrow!!! 😊

@augustuscaesar7559

5 ай бұрын

@@marcussinclaire4890 happy birthday bro

This was such a great movie from my early days. Thanks for everything you do bud 🤘

So glad you're doing this movie. Have such fond memories of this movie as a kid.

Thanks for the nightmare fuel 6:15

Love Critters

I've been waiting for this one for a couple of years now, yippee.

Was not expecting to ever see anything about Critters, this is awesome! Loved these movies as a kid.

Savatage is a great metal band! 🤟 I love their music 🎵

@marcussinclaire4890

5 ай бұрын

In the halls of the mountain king!!!! 🤘🤪🤘

@Necrowolf81

5 ай бұрын

What about their Christmas band? Technically savatage is trans Siberian orchestra

6th

Wow, this movie takes me back. I was 10 when this film came out, though, I first saw it on video, way back when video stores first started becoming a thing. I absolutely love this film, though haven't seen it in about 20 years. Thanks for doing a video on the critter species, it is highly enjoyable!

So glad you did this. I LOVED this movie as a kid!

Heck yeah, I was hoping you'd cover this. This is one of those movies that spooked me as a child even though I never actually watched it back then. That's the power of box art, lol.

That was awesome! I hope you do a critters 2 or gremlins?

Omg I've been waiting!

critters is an classic series, loved the film, when i lived in kansas for a year i was about 3 hours away from grovers bend truly wish i could of visted it to see the town they filmed the first 2 films, it will always stay in my heart, i remember when i first watched critters 3 for the first time when i never even knew of the series. an edit thanks for making another great video roanoke :3

Hearing Roanoke go off on cars is always a blast

You have no idea how excited I was when I saw you covered this those movies were my childhood

I can't wait for how awesome the 1 million subs video will be, You never fail to impress. ✨

Growing up these was my favorite movies plz do the others Roanoke ur the man Tennessee loves ya

one of my all time favorite movies. Thanks for doing this.

I'm eating good this weekend. Roanoke covering Critters/Crites :D

It's really interesting to see someone's take on the xenobiology aspect of movie monsters like this! Also *fist bump* for the subtle TF2 background music. It's a small detail, but massively appreciate, lol

I did not expect you to do critters cool

This is one of my favourite insane 80's scifi-horror-comedy whatevers. I first saw it when I was about 8 or 9 when my parents were away for the night and I wasn't supposed to watch TV. I loved it, my sister who's 4 years younger, didn't... I actually preferred these movies over Gremlins when I was a kid. Thank you for the nice nostalgia trip 😍

Classic, thanks for the video brother

Fantastic as always thank you

Thank you, I'm so glad someone remembers these movies besides me. I got in trouble for staying up late and watching this on VHS when I was 8.

I can always trust this channel to review quality films and the science behind them

I hope you have a great weekend too!! Love the movie you're talking about today

This was such a cool movie! We would discuss it in class and imagine alternate scenarios. I recall seeing the poster at the video store. I always thought it was so scary. One thing I think you left out was the tag line, "They eat so fast, you don't have time to scream!".

I got to say you made me chuckle the whole video thanks love this movie

Yes! Loved Critters, as dumb as it was. You definitely have to check out The Deadly Spawn next. Every bit as absurd with even less of a budget!

Love that description - Feral furbies - imagine them combined with nefariously programmed nanites!!! :)

Thanks, Roanokee!

13:32 I laughed at the 'giving it a few ooga dooga' line for a solid 5 minutes

OHHHH SNAP MY BOY ROANOKE GETTING WEIRD WITH IT!. Critters!!!!

@RoanokeGaming

5 ай бұрын

Enjoy bro!

Thanks man I was one of the folks who suggested this one.

CRITTERS!!! NO WAY! SO COOL! This video is going to be so awesome. Thanks R.G. 👍👍

Love Critters, 2 was good and I enjoyed 3 and 4. I say ignore the recent movie and mini series. The reason the Galactic Council deemed them a plague, cause they just eat everything and move on to the next planet. One of the wild things about the Critters is how they reproduce. They lay a number of something like 3 to 8 eggs, and depending the environment they can hatch fast. Like they were stuck in that cold ass barn for years, and shortly after being near a heater or whatever is warm enough and hatches almost immediately. I was kinda hoping for more of a breakdown on the Critters but still good stuff.