*"Doesn't everything decay and crumble as we hurdle towards Oblivion?"* When you came for Science but got absolute darkness

@Omar-em7rl

5 жыл бұрын

not if they already figured it out at Area 51

@Markuwan

5 жыл бұрын

Well actually, Science is basically absolute darkness because everything will result in darkness

@whcolours9995

5 жыл бұрын

You obviously haven't seen Joe Scott yet.

@DirtmopAZ

5 жыл бұрын

I came for the darkness

@darthbolasr

5 жыл бұрын

Bruh moment

"We don't see other animals complaining about their back pain" Ah yes, almost forgot that my dog doesn't come up to me and say "father, my back aches"

@camjaytv1723

4 жыл бұрын

Matt Smith hilarious 😭😭

@aN0nyMas

4 жыл бұрын

a talking dog??? 😱

@redacted5937

4 жыл бұрын

Tbh I'd probably shit myself if she did

@cd-ee9mf

4 жыл бұрын

I wish they could talk, my poor baby was in pain for years and we had no idea, he was so tough he just acted like his usual happy self

@anjusharma4855

4 жыл бұрын

1. The dog would most probably say, 'Master' 2. Their bodies are designed to fit their needs. We fit more into our life than we can physically or biologically handle and that is actually the root cause of all biological issues.

*the human back is a disaster* Me, a 18 year old who already went through 2 back surgeries: *yeah sounds about right*

@memeaddict1017

3 жыл бұрын

F

@mignoubou7644

3 жыл бұрын

F

@madgoat2692

3 жыл бұрын

F

@dhzzzzzz

3 жыл бұрын

F

@PikosikSK

3 жыл бұрын

F

Reminder that Evolution doesn't create species with the "perfect" adaptations. Only adaptations that work well enough to propagate.

@donkeykong5900

3 жыл бұрын

I'm calling bull shit on that if we evolved go reproduce why am I forever alone even after millions of years of evolution

@misscroupette9777

3 жыл бұрын

Donkey Kong Well no actually. We didn’t evolve to reproduce. Organisms reproduce because they feel the need to perpetuate the species. And doing so they evolve depending on what works the best in their environment. If a member of the species is stronger and it helps them survive, then they will probably reproduce more, so there will be more « stronger members » in the specie etc Humans on the other hand, do not reproduce only to perpetuate the specie anymore. We dont’ look for what helps the specie go on as much as we used to. We still do a bit, though (of course it is unconscious). But then again, we do not reproduce just to reproduce. We didn’t evolve to do so. People don’t look for just anyone to reproduce with to begin with, and at the same time reproduction in humans doesn’t work exactly like others animals anymore either.

@JetfireQuasar

3 жыл бұрын

@@misscroupette9777 this is where you are misunderstanding... humans are still driven by the basic drives.. that desire to have sex with someone? yea thats your breeding instinct right there we have somewhat limited control over these to the point where we can build entire civilizations, but this control is relatively new in human psyche (humans been around for tens of thousands of years but our earliest civilization is about 6,000 years ago. and reproduction in a species is always unique always has been otherwise you don't have seperate species -_- you forget the desire to reproduce is evolved too after all an animal with no desire to breed doesn't breed and thus the trait dies out.

@misscroupette9777

3 жыл бұрын

Jetfire/Quasar But humans, as well as some other animal species, can also have sex only for pleasure. How would you explain homosexual sex ? Or even heterosexual sex without penetration. That is not driven by breeding instincts ;) How do you explain those women who never want kids, and still have sex ? They don’t wanna breed either, and for their entire life that is. Of course the desire to breed still exist. I didn’t say we weren’t controlled at all by any instincts, just that it’s not as strong as before, because we can actually choose to have sex without pregnancy, whether thanks to the pil/condom, or just with abstinence or sex with no penetration.

@JetfireQuasar

3 жыл бұрын

@@misscroupette9777 sex without penetration isn't sex 😂, yes we are 1 of very few species that can have sex for pleasure BECAUSE of humans ability to procreate at pretty much any time that hasn't changed since the time before the pill. Women that choose not to have kids are don't pass on their desire hense why the vast majority of women want kids, since the trait doesn't get passed on 🤣. Homosexuality is a byproduct of the genes behind sexual activity, the genes are usually there to help a woman be more active (more activity more likely to propagate) and when a male gets 2 copies of these genes on the X chromosome it leans towards homosexuality It's also found in studies that when women don't have kids they tend to live less happy and fulfilling lives than those that do. They also tend to be lonely. Feminists HATE it be instinct droves A LOT of women's behavior, it's why Hypergamy will ALWAYS control women's choices

Me: *chillin* Fox: *decomposes* Me: *wtf*

@corndog5227

4 жыл бұрын

Quackadoo ikr that was kinda unnecessary

@KnightRaymund

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was disturbing

@DeodoraDeodora

4 жыл бұрын

Quackadoo AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

@videogamesare1

4 жыл бұрын

ahahaha i was like whoa

@camilafilosafia333

4 жыл бұрын

Quackadoo Wtf, me too🤣

The human body is a complete mess, I hope that the developers try to fix it in the next patch or update. Plus i would like to see a redesign to the human feet.

@mueezadam8438

4 жыл бұрын

Mr.executioner >human skull doesn’t fully load at character creation >glitched appendix >wisdom teeth ruins dental mechanic >locked into one of three body types that effect skill builds I’d honestly quit if there were other games out there.

@garr_inc

4 жыл бұрын

r/outside

@wilsthelimit

4 жыл бұрын

Dr. Rock God:Don’t worry, it’ll come after the Rapture update

@ShadoWolf43

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahhaa best comment on the Internet 😂

@xhawkenx633

4 жыл бұрын

Actually the human body's design is much perfect for what it is supposed to do. First rule of design is that the form has to follow the function. What is the function? Survive long enough to reproduce, bring up the offspring so it can keep on reproducing. In fact our body excells so well at it, that it is able to spend most of the time with other things that aren't survivial or reproduction. In fact it does it so well that it can engage into recreational sexual intercourse without actual reproduction taking place. This kind of selfhate is so fucking stupid, judt stop practicing it. You can't change it anyway, and you are literally hating it because you don't actually understand it.

The developers had to find a way to nerf the human build

@puppet1show626

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah we still have hydrogen bombs tho

@SS-rf1ri

3 жыл бұрын

Basically we are a pile of crap that can hold our own but need eachother to do so

@lepotato135

3 жыл бұрын

They added stupidity. Probably the best way to nerf any organism. 😂

@cultofmalgus1310

3 жыл бұрын

so you watch that channel

@teslaromans1023

3 жыл бұрын

Tier Zoo watcher ?

"Designed to fail" ah, just like ma used to say!

@nunyabiznes33

3 жыл бұрын

Planned obsolecense. Apple agrees.

The spine is a failure Scoliosis: its free real estate

@sparklepupfaeri7069

4 жыл бұрын

Osteoporosis/degenerative disc: what real estate?

@dailydoseofmemes1803

4 жыл бұрын

@@sparklepupfaeri7069 u just said it U dont understand the joke

@sparklepupfaeri7069

4 жыл бұрын

@@dailydoseofmemes1803 yes I do, I have both conditions described here. I was also there when this meme started making its first rounds xD I was adding on DDD because well, it would make any real estate it's on disappear.

@d.e.b.b5788

4 жыл бұрын

@Ethan Klein I'm lucky. I've had it for decades, with zero pain. I can't explain it. I've come across numerous patients who've come through my e.r. who are also surprised when some random x-ray shows scoliosis, because they've never had any problems, either. Supposedly about 25% of humans have some sort of spinal abnormalities, but don't have any symptoms. I also have spinal stenosis in my neck, and DDD in my lumbar spine. Patiently awaiting some sort of signal from my body that it's a problem. I'm currently 63.

@alejandroelluxray5298

4 жыл бұрын

Tell me about it

Isnt it odd that we are literally so smart we can see exactly whats wrong with us, and how to fix it, but cant fix it

@dariominiello9934

4 жыл бұрын

we might be able to genetically engineer our body to have a different shape, but we'd probably have other problems as a consequence, also it wouldn't fit our aestetic standards, it would require probably thousand of years also, to see everytime what kind of problem could happen during a life time and reproducing everytime

@BierBart12

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, people would look a lot less sexy if we fixed all the problems evolution put on us.

@chihabgm7796

4 жыл бұрын

well there are some ways to fix it. evolution could be one, technology to help our spine could be another and thats all i can think of.

@thesquarerootofpiisonepoin8486

4 жыл бұрын

@@BierBart12 not really, because eventually it will become normal, and a new definition of sexy will replace the current definition

@Blackbird357

4 жыл бұрын

i mean... maybe bionic spines might fix that tho

My damn grandpa tried walking now I suffer his consequences

@suryakiran3085

4 жыл бұрын

He he didn't try to walk , we might have never achieved the dexterity , that we have now .

@donkeykong5900

3 жыл бұрын

I would rather be knuckle walking it seems superior I've never met a unhappy gorilla

@thevoicestoldmetoagain4627

3 жыл бұрын

@@donkeykong5900 You should be absolutely ashamed for forgetting about your uncle Harambe. Always in our hearts ❤

Me: sleeps weirdly My back: *time to get funky*

"If you live long enough, you'll get back pain" Me: 15 years old and already has back pain

@APotatoCommuter

5 жыл бұрын

pff I got back pain at 13

@Someone-zn4dh

5 жыл бұрын

Can't agree more TvT

@Narrowcros

5 жыл бұрын

I am 32, I started having back pain at 14 or 15...All I can say is good luck

@birdman1741

5 жыл бұрын

Stop sitting down all day you lazy fucks

@RonaldMcPaul

5 жыл бұрын

35 and 17 years sciatica.

Next Tutorial: How to remove back pain Summary: Remove the spine

@infxnite4431

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh lol

@DiegoDuranRios

4 жыл бұрын

Next video.- how to buy and change your spine DIY (30 minutes)

@nalasmith4985

4 жыл бұрын

Ahh yes remove it

@imbadatusernames3304

4 жыл бұрын

@@DiegoDuranRios 5 minute crafts

@thecoolcarhd4402

4 жыл бұрын

How to unparalyze your self

“Standing upright is what makes us human” - I’m sitting down.

@ivannierez7731

3 жыл бұрын

It's a brave new world!

God obviously dropped out of engineering school and winged it.

@sayadiyeojhenries.815

3 жыл бұрын

Or there is no god

@arnoldlee4625

3 жыл бұрын

@@sayadiyeojhenries.815 or you can shut the fuck up and respect peoples beliefs

@sayadiyeojhenries.815

3 жыл бұрын

@@arnoldlee4625 stop saying profanities. This is the reason why people who believes in god makes me think that there is really no god and it is just our creation like anything else. It really makes me think that people like you are either acting like that because you think that your imaginary god is on your side and it will "save" you. I associate the beliefs in god as a childhood practice of having an imaginary friend

@sayadiyeojhenries.815

3 жыл бұрын

@@arnoldlee4625 I do respect people but not people like you because you cannot accept other people's beliefs. hypocrisy is truly our civilization's greatest virtue

@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

honestly all I see religion as is something for people to blame, rely on, and start wars over.

It’s actually due to people stepping on cracks

@nickhowatson4745

4 жыл бұрын

Smoking crack is more like it

@yaboipatrick

4 жыл бұрын

People doing crack

@wuzzleone

4 жыл бұрын

My mamas poor back

@JakeTheFurry04

4 жыл бұрын

Klipklapklop • No its the furries 🙃

@MrFreakHeavy

4 жыл бұрын

I NEW IT! My sister warned me when I was 10. "Let's play a game. If you step on the cracks you'll develop severe chronic back pain caused by herniated discs." I didn't believe her... and here we are.

I'd be fascinated to see how a designer would rework the human spine/legs to better suit walking upright and minimising back pain.

@faustoflores3334

5 жыл бұрын

I already saw it, in the future, when I raided Area 51. But I can't say to you because otherwise you wouldn't be there to save me

@yonatanbeer3475

5 жыл бұрын

This. I'd imagine the human body would be pretty different if it was designed with intentionality, but I can't personally think of anything in specific about the spine

@hottesttracks8055

5 жыл бұрын

Lol have you ever seen what the man designed to survive car crashes looks like? 😂 id rather die

@faustoflores3334

5 жыл бұрын

@@hottesttracks8055 Yeah, in a car crash

@Chioolaaii

5 жыл бұрын

Look at paralympics runners's prosthetic legs!

"You are going to get backpain someday" "isn't that just ageing?" Me who have backpain since I was a child due to herniated disc in the worst place possible: y-yeah, aging :")

@SomethingClever_

3 жыл бұрын

Right? I have Ankylosing Spondylitis and my immune system causing my spine to fuse itself feels like aging x100 🙃🙃🙃

@sportsinjuries6593

3 жыл бұрын

How many years since herniated disc?

@eatmypanart

3 жыл бұрын

@@sportsinjuries6593 it originated somewhere between 10 and 13, and I'm already 20, almost 21

@sportsinjuries6593

3 жыл бұрын

@@eatmypanart do you still have pain ? How do you manage if you have that ? Did you have mri ? Was it bulge or full herniated disc ? Do you have sciatica ?

@78anurag

2 жыл бұрын

I was born very weak (according to my mom atleast) and I think that's the reason I got backpain at 10.

I've seen so many of these "design disasters" that at this point I think its safe to assume the entire human body is a design disaster

Video starts: You are going to get back pain someday... Everyone: *straightens back, but then forgets all about it in an hour*

@victoriancarwash4393

4 жыл бұрын

basically my whole life

@JOHNDOE-bn3lx

4 жыл бұрын

In 1 minute

@jacobdurant9127

4 жыл бұрын

Video: "You are going to be in pain someday" Me: "Oh man how I missed that someday"

@halamadruuid2380

4 жыл бұрын

Now I will do some Yoga and try to be flexible so I don’t have to do that

@jacobdurant9127

3 жыл бұрын

@Waldel Martell I couldn't sit in a chair properly if my life depended on it

Humans: "lets just walk upright" Spine: "right imma hurt now"

@Dan-jh8zi

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro: I’m going to kill you Dio: no you won’t I can stop time Jotaro: same

@ripplayboicactus9279

4 жыл бұрын

ight*

@confusedpotato7045

4 жыл бұрын

Ama head out

@satouajin1429

4 жыл бұрын

Wh-what is this? Impossible! m-my legs! I can't move my legs. I can't stand. I have a headache... a-and nausea h-how could this happen? Me, , feelings sick!?

@cristianfigueroa69

4 жыл бұрын

Our spine is destined to end up like than one guy that tried to hit giorno with a shovel

We need to sign a petition to God to fix us in the next patch.

@UniHorned

3 жыл бұрын

@iEntertain It was a joke.

@vorexecho8315

3 жыл бұрын

@jayvir jadeja whatever one fixes it fastest

@78anurag

3 жыл бұрын

@iEntertain r/woooosh

@thevoicestoldmetoagain4627

3 жыл бұрын

I think God uploaded the wrong patch for 2020. This one seems broken with all the covid stuff i keep hearing about.

@corynn.l5146

3 жыл бұрын

@iEntertain for someone who has "entertain" in your name, you're lacking in that zone very much

"Your life is doomed to become pain. Hey, it's a small price to pay 😃"

Evolution: *Develops humans. They become the dominant species.* Humans: *Blames evolution* Evolution: BRUH

@luigi2183

4 жыл бұрын

Wind Soul 1:36😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LMAO

@Evercreeper

4 жыл бұрын

actually everyone seems to be blaming god but lol

@luigi2183

4 жыл бұрын

Evercreeper I don't know why I found this so funny

@Dmm3

4 жыл бұрын

What I don't really like is that they say the spine is badly designed but they only list things that cause issues without giving examples of how it could be better. If you think of the spine as a tool, it can last you multiple decades without bringing it in for repairs and up to around 100 years with some damage but still being functional. Imagine using a tool for 60 years with only a few problems and then saying it is badly designed. The title just felt a little click-baity to me.

@S_u_n_Flower_

4 жыл бұрын

Evolution is fake there is no fossils of evolution of animals almost like we just appeared from nowhere

The entire human body is a poorly designed nightmare. I’d like a refund

@caycug1

5 жыл бұрын

The human body serves it's function perfectly. It wasn't designed to last forever, but only for the amount of time that God deemed fit.

@LickMyRainbow77

5 жыл бұрын

caycug1 have you ever felt perfectly designed when you’ve accidentally bitten your own tongue/lip/inner cheek?

@RaptureRocker

5 жыл бұрын

@@caycug1 The space fairy didn't design us; Thousands of generations of evolution did.

@Kage-jk4pj

5 жыл бұрын

God designed us like shit. My backs fucked and no one can even say why. So fuck god

@caycug1

5 жыл бұрын

@@Kage-jk4pj My back is messed-up also. I'm not happy about it. I can't golf, waterski, snowboard etc like I used to. But, that means I have to trust God more. God allows things to happen to us to show us what is really important. It's all part of His plan for your life. His plans are good. He wants to have a relationship with you. It could be worse...you could have many other problems also. Try to think of the things that you do have, and thank God every day. I know that it's hard not to focus on your problems, but it helps to count your blessings instead of focusing on your problems. I've been there, done that. This life is not all there is...we are preparing for life after death. Spiritual things are important.

religious people be like "god made us perfect" this video:

@farhanrafi8481

3 жыл бұрын

we are above animals, the perfect beings incarnate.....yet were the only primate with back pain???

@bunja9101

3 жыл бұрын

Since when did religious people say that?

@farhanrafi8481

3 жыл бұрын

@@bunja9101 the story of Adam and Eve in every abrahamic religion ever. they state that humans were in heaven above all beings on earth, humans were created in god’s image, perfect being incarnate. i can recite the Quran and the bible now if you want :)

@sayadiyeojhenries.815

3 жыл бұрын

I hate these kind of religious people

@CaptainApathetic

3 жыл бұрын

If you think about it, the human body is the perfect case against intelligent design at the very least You can't claim we were specifically created separate from animals in God's divine image if you take a look at all the issues the Human Body has got that other animals don't.

Cheddar: *talks about the twisting and bending of the back wearing down your spine* Me: "A'ight, Ima' lie down on the floor for the rest of eternity."

Also a design flaw: our breathing shares the same throat as eating causing us to choke

@shibomi1

4 жыл бұрын

Which is strange when you think about it since newborns can breastfeed and breath at the same time.

@antimanti4666

4 жыл бұрын

yeah we need 2 necks !!!!

@Rectiifyy

4 жыл бұрын

I am a design flaw

@sethguardado8178

4 жыл бұрын

Rectify lmaoooo felt that

@Burneth_

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rectiifyy condolences

I know my body is a design disaster unfortunately so is my face.

@_cran

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@dondoukhan4942

4 жыл бұрын

damn

@Rashelle-zb4kq

4 жыл бұрын

Not a design disaster ... you just gotta find someone who appreciates abstract art ❤️

@Burneth_

4 жыл бұрын

Condolences

@E_AA1941

4 жыл бұрын

Same... same...

1:38 Wtf is that? I would be scarred for life now.

@yesofcourse3972

4 жыл бұрын

Well, i mean, its like part of you, and you cant takie it off yourself. Also, that dude is just vibin, what do you want from him, its kinda rude you know

@ryareyna921

4 жыл бұрын

yes of course dude it’s just an animation. Also we have hands you know not just a spine and a skull, just imagine people looking like that a skeleton with no arms just a spine a head and legs.

@yesofcourse3972

4 жыл бұрын

@@ryareyna921 i "said its like part of you", please read again before assuming that i thought skull and spine is the only part of human. And no shit that its just an animation, i thought they took real human, cutted his entire back and took some body parts for photos :o

I got up after watching this and did an experiment with my feet. When you don’t twist your body and keep your arms stiff you shoot force down towards your heels making that loud thumping noise known as force obviously, but when I twisted and moved my arms I was just gliding across ground without much issues. Science is amazing.

Coz animals can't talk and thats why they don't tell us their pain..duhhh

@fggyleafexist1753

5 жыл бұрын

@@caycug1 Way to take a joke

@shannalese

5 жыл бұрын

@@caycug1 that's sad. I hope your doggo is okay

@JokerReaperComedy

5 жыл бұрын

R/Woooooosh

@indayteray8647

4 жыл бұрын

R/wosh

@swety2962

4 жыл бұрын

@@JokerReaperComedy r/spottedthenobileuset

"Design disaster, engineering nightmare" Considering it is made of collagen and has to sustain CONSTANT movement I'd say it is pretty good considering the time frame it is supposed to last

@King0Spades

4 жыл бұрын

Out of context but what is that profile pic with that name I gotta know the story behind it

@ArtisticPawsStickerEmporium

4 жыл бұрын

@@King0Spades long story short Coming home drunk. Try out vrchat. Find snufkin avatar. Make friends. Lose snufkin avatar. People try and find it again, nowhere to be seen. Go on vrchat official discord to find avatar creators, get banned Ask random guy from the disco if he can talk to them for me, he agrees if we do homoerotic rp of some plague doctor from scp foundation. Agree. He also banned. No avatar. Due to the whole ordeal I'm permanently the snufkin guy. Combined old username with snufkin. Found the avatar again after searching for a couple of months.

@fiaxtea

4 жыл бұрын

pretty cool to see how many more moomin fans i’m finding whilst in the comment now

@King0Spades

4 жыл бұрын

@@ArtisticPawsStickerEmporium thats a pretty good story friend thanks

@Monarch_Prime

4 жыл бұрын

I guess the spine was designed to last for about 50 to 60 years only?

This is why I lay in bed all day watching KZread

"Back pain when you're in your 50's" Laughs in scoliosis

@katherinesproat1081

4 жыл бұрын

Same. 20 degree curve in the middle of my spine. Aches like hell sometimes. My muscles clench up but don't relax again so it's like absolute hell

@amydejesus9897

4 жыл бұрын

@@katherinesproat1081 I feel you, by back goes S and my neck is also on backwards, it goes in ) instead of ). I honestly thought all this pain was normal until last year 😅

@katherinesproat1081

4 жыл бұрын

@@amydejesus9897 I thought it was all normal too. Until doctors couldn't figure out how I wasn't in any pain. I said I thought this was normal and they said it's not normal. I think we just get used to the pain after a while

@amydejesus9897

4 жыл бұрын

Right! After 24 years of living with it it got chronic when my discs also started messing up and that's when I got help 😅 just another joy of living

@katherinesproat1081

4 жыл бұрын

@@amydejesus9897 I don't have too many issues with mine. At least not yet. Mine used to be a 15 degree curvature. It increased a few years ago which sucks. My shoulders, hips and the length of my legs is all jacked up. Just achy pain so far.

The last thing I thought I'd see tonight was a timelapse of a decomposeing fox... _Isn't the internet a wonderful place?_

@tyrannicalrex6232

5 жыл бұрын

Gecko_ IKR so fun...

@lefyre1266

4 жыл бұрын

Yes as you're hurtling towards oblivion

@deathpie24

4 жыл бұрын

That's what happens when you don't choose final destination without items

@donkeykong4983

4 жыл бұрын

Lefyre lmao

@sallyscott3663

4 жыл бұрын

That and decomposing humans is not what you want to see at 3am, it's nightmare fuel

Human: my back hurts like hell Evolution: well yeah, but it gets the job done sooooo...

@spirameowmeow

3 жыл бұрын

*25 years of age max*

@KRYMauL

3 жыл бұрын

@@spirameowmeow As long as you are old enough to dance with a partner who cares?

@spirameowmeow

3 жыл бұрын

@@KRYMauL ooo ooo aaa aaa

@jollycooperation7446

3 жыл бұрын

Same as fever. Body can't survive at high temperatures. *Body increases temperature to kill sickness.* Humans: ;-;

@juniorcrusher2245

3 жыл бұрын

Human: my spine hurts Body: do some exercise Human: no, i dont think i will

How come everything else falls apart, but those pain receptors keep right on working just fine :-(

@randomserbianguy5677

3 жыл бұрын

Because life is just a cruel joke

Spine: breaks Evolution: hides the wrench behind it's back

"The human back is a design diasaster" Me: *cries in scoliosis*

@whiskedrailways

4 жыл бұрын

Me except in si joint pain

@justarandomguy3960

4 жыл бұрын

Nefalez I was wearing that thing for a year and had to wear it for 22 hours it was hell

@elmo8138

4 жыл бұрын

*cries with you in Diabetes Type 1*

@scythescythe884

4 жыл бұрын

i cant wait till i finally get treatment

@The_Yosh

4 жыл бұрын

Same

Theory: God was one of those “creative” art students, and we’re one of his B+ sculptures

@Storywalker4

4 жыл бұрын

@When Where His other work, such as social dynamics, brought down his overall grade. Plus, the human body would've been rated lower, but the prof felt impressed by how much he got done just limiting himself to primate physiology

@davestylehenry

4 жыл бұрын

No god was running out of material so he just stuffed what ever was left and that's are spines

@clawedmist6893

4 жыл бұрын

@KvAT Underratted

@kittycatrina1861

4 жыл бұрын

@KvAT true

@bloodstoneore4630

4 жыл бұрын

I'd give it more of a C+

2020: it can't be bad if it doesn't exist! Humans: Excuse me, what the F***

I am a physio with an engineering degree almost under my belt. Plus I grew up reading books about human evolution and comparing different anatomy. This video contains basically all tropes I try to mispell for my patients. The biomechanic model used is outdated, while still too often used for explanations. Please don't get me started on adaptations in late pregnancy. There is a lot, that is widely ignored. In adaptation for birthing. The waddle is a sign of disengaged core muscles. In active women, you definately see less of it. We do have so many problems, because our anatomy is buuilt for walking. All those problems listed are not a thing in rural Africa. In the cities they have started creeping up since the 1950s. But of course it has to be anatomy and not life style.

*Don't worry, we will evolve into human spaghetti*

@indayteray8647

4 жыл бұрын

Then we will be God's spaghetti

To cut it short: Everything above the pelvis is only supported by the spine, that isn’t even a solid bone, and your core muscles

@aIkaIi

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, thank you

@whataboutthis10

4 жыл бұрын

Which is not necessarily a failure. It makes it obvious though, that _the use_ of our body sums up into problems. We can't even talk about a spine alone. Because the core is meant to function _with it_.

@lordflame89

4 жыл бұрын

This is why working out your core is so important

@aIkaIi

4 жыл бұрын

@@lordflame89 Yup, milk and core

@LeoLeo-yi5yx

4 жыл бұрын

Hehe I am body builder

"If you live long enough, you'll get back pain" Me, 13, already with back pain: Are you challenging me?

@78anurag

2 жыл бұрын

Same here. I think that sentence was meant for antivax kids lol

I have had back pains since I can remember. My back even bends in two different directions. One is caused by birth and the other bad posture. Because of my EDS I usually accidentally twist my body in ways most people can't or shouldn't even do. I also have always joked about how I was like an old person because of my back pain but recently I get stuck if I bend down for a while. The thing is I just turned 17 and sadly that is just scraping the surface of all my problems. You can blame most of my problems on EDS and I sadly have the worst case of it in my family. I even have a loose rib because of it. I suffered from the pain EDS can give at such a young age I was scared of doing some activities because they hurt but not doing them makes it hurt more. I am now trying to exercise as much as I can before it's too late which soon it will be. The pain I already deal with is too much to handle sometimes and I don't want more.

@gmdrandom6287

2 жыл бұрын

I hope someone can find a fix to EDS. I am sorry for your situationz

The knees is a disaster as well!!!! and don't get me started on shoulders.

@classified150

5 жыл бұрын

And neck

@waelwm4331

5 жыл бұрын

Tell me how it's a disaster ?

@benywidodo

5 жыл бұрын

@@waelwm4331 twist, stretch, compression, you name it. Everything's there.

@Ian21Ibarra

5 жыл бұрын

Sorry to hear that... but you signed the contract were explicitly state that the human body of the version 20th/21st has some major flaws, but that's the price of being of the most advanced species of the planet earth and no, we cannot change your body for the much more better species of the galaxy of andromeda.

@Y.M...

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ian21Ibarra the only way forward for humanity is to learn how to maintain perfect brain tissue health and how to re-create their bodies anew in vats, and finally to advance neuroscience and neurosurgery enough so that a brain can be transplanted from an old husk into a fresh body. Sadly from where I stand, I think this achievement is centuries if not millennia out of our reach.

She: you don't hear chimps complaining about back ache Me: I'm I supposed to hear them speaking?

@BierBart12

4 жыл бұрын

TBH, I did see them hold their back like it hurts on occasion.

@moai4110

4 жыл бұрын

You can't?

@zazomy8629

4 жыл бұрын

They can't speak but they can signal it to us by using their body language and ofc pointing/holding at the back. That's just me tho :D

@blerriegerrie

4 жыл бұрын

imagine all animals can actually speak but when they're around us they the make their animal noises to remain undercover

@Zambie

4 жыл бұрын

@@blerriegerrie or maybe, JUST MAYBE, those animal noises they make........ are how they communicate to each other? No no no that sounds to silly eh?

Watching this is definitely a torture, with all these detailed explanations and painful doomed reality of human suffering.

No body part: Our spine while dancing: YuH gINT InT ToO IT

Literally lying on my back watching KZread because I have a slipped disc. 😐

@marieseaman7855

5 жыл бұрын

Feel better soon my friend 😬

@adamknight5089

5 жыл бұрын

Not good. Does ice gel packs and Ibuprofen help? i.e. shrink everything in the area to allow movement without pain.

@julian5496

5 жыл бұрын

lmao same

@jessedelaney920

5 жыл бұрын

Spondylolysis... I feel you bruh

@moviesignsol

5 жыл бұрын

Buy some Bed Prism Spectacles. I don't know which pairs are the best. But if you are flat on your back they are very useful. These mirror specs are sturdy but shipping took forever. Probably better to purchase a pair that you can get in 48 hours. www.amazon.com/NYKKOLA-Healthcare-Spectacles-Glasses-universal/dp/B00AS9YNTC

After watching I'd say the spine is actually quite a wonder of engineering design. To handle the amount of stress, tension and millions of movements we put it through while also remaining flexible and allowing us to be bipedal seems to be more of a testimate to it's resilience. It's generally known that anything with moving parts breaks down (i.e hard drives vs SSDs). The fact that the spine lasts as long as it does is actually quite amazing! Side thought: I wonder if the breakdown isn't actually the design but rather the fact that the bones and collagen break down and get weaker due to disease and aging 🤔 Excellent video! Thanks for sharing 😄

@mr.mathew5351

5 жыл бұрын

That's some positivity there.

@kurobara6230

5 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what it is.

@hith2re

5 жыл бұрын

It's because live expectancy has increased drastically and the spine hasn't adapted for 80 years before withering yet

@veneukko9885

5 жыл бұрын

@@hith2re actually the avarage lifespan in the old ages are low because child mortality normally adults lived up to 70 80 year old just like other animals

@veneukko9885

5 жыл бұрын

@Ra Him Well yes but im talkig about stone age where human population was lower and human diseases were lower too.

Was a competitive gymnast, can confirm all of this. One of my vertebrae is fractured and healed.

@lorenzodefronzo6050

Жыл бұрын

Healed how?

These videos are so awesome! Thank you so much for sharing this content with us all

“We don’t see other animals complaining about their back pain.” Me: I thought animals can’t talk.

@samanthafox3124

4 жыл бұрын

They may not talk but they express their pain and discomfort in many ways. That's what they were referring to..

@matheussanthiago9685

4 жыл бұрын

nor display any form of recognizable distress

@DzinkyDzink

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure they die before that kicks in. Like we used to.

@antimanti4666

4 жыл бұрын

@@samanthafox3124 are you trolling?

@Sepia_formal

4 жыл бұрын

What about parrots

i am now worried for my teen body that already has back pains

@thefirsttime7759

5 жыл бұрын

Rip

@jackyoh971

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@withelisa

5 жыл бұрын

I was a teen with back pain/scoliosis. The things that helped me: sleeping on the floor on my back, and exercising my back. Best answer is to go see doctors, of course. But best of luck, it's a tortuous kind of pain and especially when you're so young

@Kage-jk4pj

5 жыл бұрын

I was a teen with a herniated disc, I spent tens of thousands. Seeing physio's, chiropractors, exercise physio' s etc... I also tried pretty much every medication possible. After that I had a personal trainer for a year just focusing on strengthening the back. After all of that my back pain is still exactly the same and I can no longer work.

@kellyshea92

5 жыл бұрын

Its probably from weak back muscles. I had the same problems growing up

So the lesson ive learned here is to protect my back and body i must walk on all fours from now on. Thank you for the information, when people ask ill direct them here.

"if we wouldnt twist when we step down it would be enough force to spin us around" me: does the exact thing and doesnt get spun around...

84 years old here, my back has been strong and still going strong! Posture!!!!!!

@Sergio-fu7mv

4 жыл бұрын

I wish I would’ve known that when I was younger! I have scoliosis, and being that when I found out I was a teenager, I didn’t want to have to use a back brace at school, so I went without it, and my back pain has since gotten worse, and I’m barely 24! I’m trying the posture thing now though. If I ever catch my self slouching, I correct myself. It’s incredibly hard. Haha.

@tylerbrown1160

4 жыл бұрын

Teach me everything granny Morgan, please

@LoganV3535

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sergio-fu7mv I’m so sorry bro. I have scoliosis too. It’s a bitch. I actually had several surgeries done on my back, where they put metal rods in to straighten my spine. Every since the last one where the put in the permanent rods, my back has been mostly fixed. Maybe you should look into it. If It went well for me, it might for you too.

...so what you're saying is that naruto running is good for your back?

@danielyourboi8872

4 жыл бұрын

Phhh! I’m down

@alexc-p2392

4 жыл бұрын

@@danielyourboi8872 wow this was written 6 months ago, the good ol' days when a pandemic wasnt even a possibility in our minds...those were simpler times

@danielyourboi8872

4 жыл бұрын

Alex C-P simpler times indeed stay safe!

@personalitysforeveryone5493

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexc-p2392 crazy shit

@lytheus69

4 жыл бұрын

I guess, the best position while running is to have your back upright and your shoulders back as it allows you to breathe in more air from your lungs. dunno if it helps your back though lmao

*Reads title* me and American football player: "I see no lies in this statement"

the human body is the epitome of his finest creation an absolute masterpiece and a literal poetry in motion !

@Georgi_Slavov

Жыл бұрын

for twenty years or so.Then the shit starts

@frankmenchaca9993

Жыл бұрын

When you're hot, you're hot. When you're not, you're not.

Video: Genuine explanation why we get back pain Mom: *iTs tHaT dAmN pHone*

@lordx4641

4 жыл бұрын

It can make matters worse thats a fact

@Ninjaananas

4 жыл бұрын

@@lordx4641 Yeah, the extra weight of the phone in our hands equals getting hit by a meteor directly on the head on a 90 degree angle.

@lordx4641

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ninjaananas nah its because of the angle at which u look at it cause even more pressure onto ur neck

@Ninjaananas

4 жыл бұрын

@@lordx4641 It is not the phone's fault when you do not know how to look at it.

@lordx4641

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ninjaananas lol tell that to 99% pf population and also their ways of sitting or lying while using it,its natural that ppl look down while using it and not face front which seems inconvenient

You gave me an excuse to sit on the couch doing nothing to preserve my body 😌

@kc2094

5 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. "So basically we should just chill and watch internet videos? If you say so, I guessss so"

@nelsonth

5 жыл бұрын

But then your muscles and nerves will atrophy and become weaker, putting too much strain on your bones... 😆🤣

@cantona222

5 жыл бұрын

@@nelsonth I will not believe your unless you provide a KZread video evidence 😌

@nelsonth

5 жыл бұрын

@@cantona222 I know you were joking, but here ya go 😉 : kzread.info/dash/bejne/l4eBs6SFdJTgXdY.html

@shadowling77777

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

"You're going to get back pain someday" Me at 14 who already has back pain:

4:30 that is why I use my toes for groundcontact whenever I can

When you start with a false fact, it makes me wonder if the rest is true. Animals can definately get herniated disks.

@halinaqi2194

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah she made a generalized statement

@Sixsince-dd2eu

4 жыл бұрын

Well she hasn't heard an animal tell her that its back hurt so can you blame her?

@halinaqi2194

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sixsince-dd2eu lol I shit you not, in my server we made the pingu seal that's your avatar an emote, you are a legend for having such a majestic pic.

@DragonKazooie89

4 жыл бұрын

That's because of us with selective breeding, especially in cats and dogs

@r00ntje

4 жыл бұрын

@@DragonKazooie89 Your intention with that information is ambigious to me. So allow me to clarify it a bit. Yes, you are correct that people, us, have caused high probabilities for herniated disks in certain dog breeds. However, that doesn't take away the fact that animals can perfectly well develop herniated disks by themselves. We are only a catalyst, at best. ispub.com/IJNS/2/1/9109

The spine evolved as a horizontal structure, a suspension bridge, or rather, a series of suspension bridges. Very few construction engineers would suggest taking a horizontal suspension bridge and tilting it upward into a skyscraper. So much for intelligent design.

@DobbysStinkySock

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe this is why many of the Asian elderly seem to get around so well. They sleep on the floor, or at least closer to the ground than most. Maybe lying this way helps the spine fully rest at a position close to its natural setting?

@lefyre1266

4 жыл бұрын

@@DobbysStinkySock that and not eating an inflammatory Western diet that promotes degenerative changes, such as osteoarthritis

@vali69

4 жыл бұрын

And some people are still creationists

@sebastianlucas704

4 жыл бұрын

Yet, it still works quite well, for the most part.

"The spine is bad? Noooo!" That was my thought as I thought about the time my unit was out in the woods, practicing setting up the command tent, and the netting I was holding up in front of me got snapped back which hurt my shoulder for a few hours, which also resulted in a T18 vertebral displacement the day after. Was not nice getting out of bed. Could barely walk properly for a week and a half, and my former dumbass of a (equivalent to)Platoon sergeant decided that even though I had a doctors note, I should still be able to stand and and keep watch! With a spinal injury... So of course I got another displacement the day it had been popped back.. But hey, then I got a note saying I can at max walk from the Barracks to the Canteen, and I'm not to leave base. I could have suffered a permanent spinal injury because of him. Can you imagine why despise the man?

I LOVE the evolution supposition along with the word design in the video title!

I know for a fact other animals, like rats, cats and dogs have atleast most of those bone problems, too(and osteoporosis is due to bone regeneration becoming worse than bone degradation(partially done intentionally by the body), as a result of hormonal changes that come from menopause/andropause, NOT walking upright). And the human spine is brilliant, but it's highly multifunctional and extremely used, so wear-and-tear starts to take it's strain after more than half a century.

@darkkristyna

5 жыл бұрын

I was about to explain this. Only to be happily suprised by this comment!

@angieemm

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I thought about all the dachshunds brought into our vet clinic with life-altering back injuries related to discs and tried not to laugh at the glaring misinformation here!

@coupedroite

5 жыл бұрын

I think that a big part of the problem is that with modern medicine we’ve extender our lifespan (and the one of our pets) longer that our biology can actually withstand, so we actually get to see every system decaying with time

@angieemm

5 жыл бұрын

​@@coupedroite Yep. And advances in some activities (making sports more extreme or fast or whatever) only add to the problem. With the dachshund thing, it mainly comes from people overfeeding and allowing their pups to get fat, or letting them jump down off furniture too high for them to be safe.

@TheMastermilch

5 жыл бұрын

@@angieemm finally I was hoping some people point out the obvious. If we consider how long humans actually need to be alive to "serve their purpose" aka reproduce, our body is close to perfection. There are just sooo many little things, so highly refined, about us. We are the pinnacle of evolution for a reason.

2:13 “you prob know this spot” I thought they were talking about the tramp stamp 😭

@agalwithnoname

4 жыл бұрын

SAAAME

@Kazperian

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure if I ever knew that exact one. That sentence was too well placed to slip our minds lol.

Everything about humans is literally a design disaster 🌚

@78anurag

2 жыл бұрын

Don't trust nature lol

im a postgraduate student of orthopaedics and get bak to this video. every other day to draw inspiration from..im not sure if you know how well you have made this video..hope there was more

@devarajnair3387

3 жыл бұрын

wanted to congratulate the script wrter editor visual works music and narrator..exemplary work

4:43 me and the boys walkin'

@umbrella3096

4 жыл бұрын

LOL very underrated comment

Does anyone else's back suddenly hurt while watching this

@sansaraee

4 жыл бұрын

My lower back has been hurting for a while. I'm only 17 :(

@tyler58701

4 жыл бұрын

@@sansaraee I'm 21 has been hurting since I started cracking it. Sad thing is it cracks whenever I stretch.

@donkeykong4983

4 жыл бұрын

Denki is best boy same

@acr_master5594

4 жыл бұрын

im 14 and my back cracks whenever i stretch and because of multiple gymnastic injuries my neck makes constant cracking noises whenever i move it

@Thewetdorito

4 жыл бұрын

@@acr_master5594 well that's depressing

1:42 Dude, wtf, we look so "dumb" without our rib cages and arms that is actually funny! Ahuasuhasuhasuhasuha

"Number 1 most successful primates" Me: *wonders if bears made spacecraft and nukes before and slowly dwelves deeper into the pit of existentialism*

Christians: "God designed the human body to be perfect." The human spine: *"Are you sure about that?"*

@boblukas532

4 жыл бұрын

ThePaintingBanjo well it’s technically perfect for the way the human body is designed, there’s always a reason behind our design.

@Raptor302

4 жыл бұрын

@@boblukas532 Yes, and that reason (as demonstrated perfectly in this video) is evolution.

@chain_of_nothing

4 жыл бұрын

@@boblukas532 Bruh, you just said "no u". Yeah, you can always say it's perfect because it was designed to be this way. But that doesn't really hold up if I can just think of thousands of ways our bodies could be better.

@lel720

4 жыл бұрын

@@boblukas532 doing what it is supposed to do doesn't make it perfect, if there are flaws, then it's flawed, that's how it works If I build a house and say that it's gonna easily collapse, and it does so, it's not perfect, it's just a badly made building

@Spectrometer

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, it's not Christian doctrine that the body is perfect. You won't find it in the Bible, nor in early Christian Tradition

My back started to hurt half way thru this video... im 23

@knockhello2604

5 жыл бұрын

VerTeXzGaming damn.

@GaliaMRamon

5 жыл бұрын

Same!

@yunan9610

5 жыл бұрын

I cracked my neck 3 times

@TheZephyrsWind

5 жыл бұрын

My back is literally so bad I remain in a wheelchair most of the time due to scoliosis and fractures. I'm 31.

@danieluondi6880

5 жыл бұрын

Im 19 😂

At this point, humans themselves are just a disaster...

Spinal degeneration doesn't necessarily correlate to pain or other symptoms. You can have a herniated disk or other structural changes and be completely fine. Diverse movements such as rotation are crucial to spinal disk nutrition and should not genrally be avoided, only if there's an actual medical indication to do so. The spine in general ist not as frail as depicted in this video. While it still provides a fairly good overview regarding the anatomy and the context in which our spine evolved, as well as giving a correct summery of possible back injuries, some statements in this video can trigger pain related nocebo effects in individuals with back problems and lead to fear of 'wrong' movement. Thank you for informing the masses, but please be more careful with the wording.

Coming soon from Cheddar: *The Human Brain is a Design Disaster*

@benywidodo

5 жыл бұрын

Of course it is. No sane designer would put such a large hole on the bottom of the skull. No one would put a weak spot on the top of your nose (lamina cribrosa) and gives chances for bacteria to come in. It's insane when you consider how you put the end of optics nerve on the back of the brain, passing through some other structures, instead of putting it in front of olfactory center. No one would put such a big brain for such a narrow hip till your risk of getting stuck in birth canal is probably highest in every mammals. It's a disastrous design, rooted in our evolution from fish to mammals.

@margoelise

5 жыл бұрын

The Human is a Design Disaster* lolol

@spiritxdancer

5 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure that was just my neuroscience class!😂

@benywidodo

5 жыл бұрын

@@spiritxdancer nah, I'm not a neuroscientist 😂

@caycug1

5 жыл бұрын

For being such a "disaster", it sure is capable of doing a lot of great stuff : )

Cheddar: "walking with two legs makes us human" people who have only 1 leg or less: "excuse me WTF"

@Doug_Fany

4 жыл бұрын

They're not human, just 94% human or less :v

@ketaminepoptarts

4 жыл бұрын

people in wheelchairs: excuse me what the fuck

@TheNinthGenerarion

4 жыл бұрын

What about birds?

@sarah12232

4 жыл бұрын

They are cyborgs. (At least I wish all of them were)

@guywithbigwhitecock709

4 жыл бұрын

People with no legs: am i a joke to you?

right around 28 I started to feel back pain that lingered for hours or days. Now I'm 31 and its gotten worse.

So does this mean it’s ok for me to walk on all fours? People tend to laugh at me, but it often feels nice.

Humans protecc Humans attacc But most importantly, it's easy to break our bacc

@paxonite-7bd5

5 жыл бұрын

"I broke my back in another world"

@javiecapoy3357

5 жыл бұрын

Noice

@irugelgumiho5195

5 жыл бұрын

They Think They Broke Our Backs!? HA!

@implodingbaby

5 жыл бұрын

@@paxonite-7bd5 I'd watch that

@axlrosebritanico5310

4 жыл бұрын

Just Some Guy without a Mustache ur in every comment I see

Me: “This video looks interesting and insightful.” 0:17: *shows a fox decomposing and rotting.* Me: “Oh.”

This information comforts me as a tall person who has to crack my whole spine to get up in the morning 🤠

I love the choice of putting cheerful music over the animation of vertebrae fracturing

The Human back is a design disaster God: I didn’t come here to be disrespected

@shaymary5247

4 жыл бұрын

Me to God: u did NOW.

@MN-bx5cs

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry guys, my fult I told him to take short cuts, i didn't want to redesign the spine.

@freeziboi3249

4 жыл бұрын

@@MN-bx5cs Man how you gonna fuck us all over because you're lazy?

@icepool5163

4 жыл бұрын

@@MN-bx5cs i might aswell break your spine . but its probably already broken with your shitty desighn . Lmao

@bakaqua121

4 жыл бұрын

@Bad JuJu oh your an atheist?

When the subtitles say "inaudible" at 3:13 she says Dowager's hump, in case anyone was wondering.

@Renwoxing13

5 жыл бұрын

It was very clearly audible, so are KZread subtitles just that limited in scope?

@jannellol

5 жыл бұрын

The subtitles were most likely written by someone who has never heard of that word in this context, and couldn’t make out what was being said

I think the reason why we have these problems and not other mammals is because we are the only ones that regularly stand on 2 feet.

The graph with just the legs spine and head made me laugh 😂

People: Why my back hurts Also people: Sit like they are boneless

@phantomroads2621

4 жыл бұрын

Desmond Soo, these gay ass 4000lbs fat fucks sit on their beds and hate their bodies and complain about how their fries are burnt, and on welfare living with their fat ass kids eating fast food and drinking a gallon of Dr. Pepper!!! And I as a tax payer is paying for this mockery of humanity disgrace!!! Money is being wasted and and my back hurts carrying money to go do my taxes each year! Them disgraceful degenerate consumers that only take but never give back! Oh and I forgot to mention illegal immigrants do the same too!!! Now I’m hungry!!!

@familye3734

4 жыл бұрын

@@phantomroads2621 such a positive man, a delight

@phantomroads2621

4 жыл бұрын

Family E, your comment made me laugh!

@familye3734

4 жыл бұрын

@@phantomroads2621 dude im glad you still feel joy in life. fighting 💪

@deebo1186

4 жыл бұрын

OMG Fake News HAHAHA. You were going good till you said illegal immigrants. 🤦‍♂️ piece of shit 🖕🖕immigrants work harder than you’ll ever work in your life 🗣

1:35 yo that's my sleep paralysis demon

A designer: How stupid you want the video? Cheddar: yes

@zaconmacon565

Жыл бұрын

What?

“We’re clever enough to spot these problems but not clever enough to fix them” Humans in 2080 ✨Hyper advanced cybernetics✨

@lepotato135

3 жыл бұрын

That's just going to give us more problems unfortunately. 😂 One thing will lead to another. But yeah, that is a good solution for this problem in particular.