“i don’t got a crystal ball, but i know what your future needs” is such a Drake bar lol

@rickster4627

5 ай бұрын

Most Drake bar that Drake has never written

@BrandonAyong

5 ай бұрын

" I decided to finally give into temptations and listen to this album " Smokey produced the group The temptations back in the 60s . Fantano got BARS

@Schneekardinal

5 ай бұрын

It's not "what your future needs", it's that he knows all her future needs (needs as a noun).

@wade6282

5 ай бұрын

@@rickster4627it's not like writes anything tbh

@BREATHER_

5 ай бұрын

I can actually hear 2012 Drake rap/singing that

Would you gasm in a house? Would you gasm with a mouse? Would you gasm in a box? Would you gasm with a fox?

@gombocdimensional9050

5 ай бұрын

no because that is gross and illegal.

@theDutton

5 ай бұрын

Yes, next question

@pennydreadfuls_

5 ай бұрын

i would have to think about it

@sparksparkle

5 ай бұрын

@@gombocdimensional9050 okay sam I am

@PearlCityBeats

5 ай бұрын

I will not gasm, here or there. I will not gasm anywhere

It's very subtle, but the word 'gasms' is very close to the word 'orgasms' which is commonly used to denote sexual climax. I think this was deliberate. This album is about sex.

@ms.x1669

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@JeanMarceaux

3 ай бұрын

No way, that's impossible! You can't talk about that on public broadcast media!

@andydee1304

3 ай бұрын

@@JeanMarceaux there are a lot of songs about sex. I want to sex u up by Color me badd is one.

@cuandotumedasunagalleta7169

5 күн бұрын

😊😊​@@JeanMarceaux

"long ago, the four gasms lived in harmony, until the firegasm attacked"

@Robscure_

5 ай бұрын

Almost spit out my oatmeal

@JeanMarceaux

3 ай бұрын

And turned the entire establishment into a Gorgasm

Careful, Anthony. Smokey said, "the gasms you **don't** give me, I don't think exist." By means of a double negative, Smokey is telling you that you give him **every** gasm that exists.

@franciasii2435

5 ай бұрын

Melon shaved his reading comprehension off.

@fantano

5 ай бұрын

Smokey really out-gasmed us on this one 😔

@yourboibigbrain7353

5 ай бұрын

Rare fantano comment

@KnuxDeluxe

4 ай бұрын

Two wrongs always make it alright

This would go crazy on an uber driver's playlist

@ishuboshi

5 ай бұрын

real

@KHAOS_CT

5 ай бұрын

with extended eye contact in the rear view mirror 😫

@squatchjosh1131

5 ай бұрын

Public transport phone speakers banger

I did not have "Anthony Fantano sends Smokey Robinson to horny jail" on my 2024 bingo card

@Tables-zm7db

5 ай бұрын

Underated Comment

I can’t believe Smokey Robinson is literally constantly gasming at every single moment of every day, he’s the king of gooners.

@Chandiwila999

4 ай бұрын

😭

Being an anthony fantano fan is like having hair but thinking about going bald but never actually doing it.

@DonaldGloverReal

5 ай бұрын

That’s just being Anthony fantano

@Remedy462

5 ай бұрын

Thayt's because you're too weak to embrace the melon.

@leonsalgeuro

5 ай бұрын

Hell no I love my hair too much

@laygo4799

5 ай бұрын

imagine being anthony fantano but with hair

@ManateeMentality

5 ай бұрын

Having gone bald in my 20s, I can say with some certainty that thinking about it but never actually losing it is a pretty great spot to be in.

Light gasm, dark gasm, faux gasm, real gasm Rich gasm, poor gasm, house gasm, field gasm Still gasm, still gasm

@bubbleraydiddly3334

5 ай бұрын

Smokey said “I’m not Black, I’m gasm!” Okay?

She Smokey on my Robinson until I Gasm.

@wmpx34

5 ай бұрын

😂

@Lynnamon

4 ай бұрын

😂

One gasm, Two gasm, Red gasm, Blue gasm, Black gasm, Blue gasm, Old gasm, New gasm. This one has a little car. This one has a little star. Say! What a lot of gasms there are. Yes. Some are red, and some are blue. Some are old and some are new. Some are sad, and some are glad, And some are very, very bad. Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know, go ask your dad. Some are thin, and some are fat. The fat one has a yellow hat. From there to here, From here to there, Funny gasms are everywhere. Here are some who like to run. They run for fun in the hot, hot sun. Oh me! Oh my! Oh me! oh my! What a lot of funny gasms go by. Some have two feet and some have four. Some have six feet and some have more. Where do they come from? I can't say. But I bet they have come a long, long way. we see them come, we see them go. Some are fast. Some are slow. Some are high. Some are low. Not one of them is like another. Don't ask us why, go ask your mother.

@sonofagroove

5 ай бұрын

How is this not the top rated comment on this entire channel wtf

@juliekeast6175

5 ай бұрын

😂 I wish I could like this comment more than once

@lilo5437

5 ай бұрын

😭😭😭

@xanyeeast

5 ай бұрын

Pure poetry 🙏🏼

@Galkomen

5 ай бұрын

It gives me rapture singing by soldier boy vibe

I went to see Smokey back in like 2012? And ofc the classics were amazing but halfway thru he says he is going to start playing his new stuff and then he would NOT STOP grinding the mic stand and humping the air nonstop for a solid 20 minutes. The collective cringe shift had ppl mapping their paths to the exits the second it ended. So gasm definitely lines up this

@netizenrealness

5 ай бұрын

oh my god 😭

@micromints1735

5 ай бұрын

This man has the opposite of elderly erectile dysfunction

@kongking6860

5 ай бұрын

Reading this killed me 😂😂😂

@bernadettebread

5 ай бұрын

iconic

@keyscored3710

5 ай бұрын

this is straight sexual assault bruh

I'm watching this in the middle of the night and I feel like I'm going to wake up tomorrow and genuinely think this whole thing was just a fucked up dream.

@heyitsmort7744

5 ай бұрын

I’m watching it tomorrow - you were definitely dreaming

This man said "gasm" precisely 1 more time than Fred Durst said "fuck" on Hot Dog. What a legend.

@bizooty8782

5 ай бұрын

Sick stat

Listening to Smokey Robinson is wild. You can be listening to the most beautiful angelic song you’ve ever heard and then you realise the song is about him cheating on his wife with an 18 year old.

A playlist with this and CBAT would go crazy.

@Woozy.0

5 ай бұрын

She wouldn't have made it to one year if this was on that playlist

*plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap* I FIT IN THERE I FIT IN THERE I FIT IN THERE I FIT IN THERE

If this was named "Kids See Gasms" you would've given it a 10

@finallydan

5 ай бұрын

🤨

@meowcat7124

5 ай бұрын

FBI, open up!

@dedasalmeida9047

5 ай бұрын

Hold up!!!!

@BiPhBiPhBiPhBiPh

5 ай бұрын

Gag Prison Security!!!

@bowietwombly5951

5 ай бұрын

Who are you, Nicki Minaj’s husband or brother?

This sounds like a song Charlie would write on Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"There are more gasms in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy" - Smokey Robinson

I want to have a gasm sesh with you Anthony

@OurlordandsaviorShrek

5 ай бұрын

anthoty gasmtano

@jackel587

5 ай бұрын

lmaooo

@dedasalmeida9047

5 ай бұрын

Geeeeyyyyyy

Wasn’t sure if Smokey was ever gonna top “Gangbagin’” but the man did it 🤣

@jovanreid6782

5 ай бұрын

R U seriously telling me Smokey Robinson made a song called "Gangbanging"? Nah, yo.

@robjgolde3221

5 ай бұрын

@@jovanreid6782 he did! Its the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard yet it doesn’t diminish my love for his classic Motown tracks

@itim777

5 ай бұрын

@@jovanreid6782i have never laughed harder at a song - everybody should hear “gangbangin” at least once

@dannyjohns1795

5 ай бұрын

​@@itim777smokin dat smooooke 💀⚰️

@hey34

Ай бұрын

​@@jovanreid6782it's better as a spoken word but in music form it doesn't diminish my enjoyment.

Girl if you were a state governor you'd be Gasm Newsom

@oscarwildin8143

4 ай бұрын

I laughed thank you

Smoke Robinson x Cupcakke collab confirmed? • Smokecakke? • Cuprobber? • Eat my soncakkes?

@zachbohemian

4 ай бұрын

Gross

"PSA type banger" is a crazy sentence

"weary vibrato that makes him sound like a ghost" is so right ahahh

Austen on the tracker like a late game secret boss who is constantly in the background watching the main hero fight the big bad's army

Forever referring to sex as “going for a gasm!”

This isn't Portishead.....

@christianjohnson7228

5 ай бұрын

Wasn’t the Lovage album either

@clams_pachinko283

5 ай бұрын

This made me look to see if portishead dropped a new album…. :/ thanks

@Masterdesstruct

5 ай бұрын

I thought they were only depressing

@BussinandDiscussin

5 ай бұрын

People only think Death Grips invented crygasms, Portishead was on that shit 20 years before that.@@Masterdesstruct

@isaiahromero9861

5 ай бұрын

Portishead aint even that horny, dummy is mostly about being lonely as fuck lol

I can't have this talk you with Anthony

when Smokey said "you give me gasm-gasms" I felt that

@GizzyDillespee

5 ай бұрын

I swear he stole that line, and half these lyrics, from Bill Cosby... which makes it hit wrong🤣

@GizzyDillespee

5 ай бұрын

Except Coz would probably say jism-gasms, just to make it creepier...

ectoplasm gasm put me on the floor

@lexiqu360

5 ай бұрын

Bars

I haven't exactly been planning how I'll give my kid the talk one day, but I now know that at some point I will be including "the parts come apart"

I was listening to Come by Prince today thinking that he pushed the boat out on those lyrics, Smokey just blew his boat outta the water

Saw him in Toronto a few years ago, great show, he did the most insane flirting with a married woman in the front row (wasn't creepy, just very charismatic) and in general just very charming. Had some cool stories from his motown days and had a really solid voice for a man in his 80s. Haven't checked this out yet, I've been too afraid lmao

Huge respect to this dude for making a meme this hard (pun intended) at 80 years old

Putting Austen in the counter as well is underrated.

Im so glad we're all finally old enough for melon to give us the birds and the bees talk.

It’s cool seeing old famous singers covering the Lonely Island.

Dude if he actually gasmed even half as much as he says it in this song with any frequency at his age his heart would explode.

How can this be the horniest album ever made when "The Teaches of Peaches" exists?

@AspiringSpaceWizard

5 ай бұрын

Huh??? Whaaaat???

The album is surprisingly not that bad but the title track is truly something else

7:03 so what you're trying to say is... Smokey tapped into a phantasm gasm?

Honestly, I had no idea this album existed until this video. And I expected to just laugh at the lyrics but damn this song is smooth as fuck! Smoky is older than the constitution, but still sings like he’s in his 20s

@i_fuze_hostages6

5 ай бұрын

I’m not into it personally but the man has the voice of an angel

so many gasms, they could fill a chasm

When he said "(gasm, gasm)", I felt that

gasm

@iwishiwasthemoon87

5 ай бұрын

Melongasm!

@sparksparkle

5 ай бұрын

gasmthony gasmtano

Smokey is definitely Kenough

7:05 - oh, so that's what what Neil Cicierega was thinking about when he made Bustin'.

I literally love this album. I play a song from it at least once a day. Its just so fucking silly coming from an 80 year old Smokey still being the horniest man alive. 10/10 album no notes

@mandolen3317

5 ай бұрын

I play it during my hookup 10/10 makes everything better

Meanwhile, Tim "Bootyman" Wilson wrote an absolute thesis on booty in 2003

if I hear gasm one more time in my life I will cry

So he's called Smokey because after 48 gasms that's all that comes out? Definitely ghost-type gasms

Tbh honest i hate to say it but i had multiple silly gasms during this video. I also had a gasm before this video which was quite silly but not the same :( I count 30 gasms for me overall. Sorry for those who hoped I would fail Got Gasm Ganuary. It's all going wrong for the haters, but I'm good, I got God on my side when I gasm.

Gasmthony Organo

Thank you for explaining the birds and the bees at the beginning of the video. This will help me understand a lot more music.

The "shiny hunting for gasms" caption was incredible

4:50 - that's called a Chasmgasm

Horniest album ever made? Slapthony Asstano, the horniest music nerd.

@meowcat7124

5 ай бұрын

hood's hottest music nerd

smokey robinson really said it’s gasming time and then gasm’d all over the place

This new Dr Seuss book is a bit weird. Red gasm, blue gasm, eye gasm, two gasms

the dr. seuss bit was too good

He doesn't even say 'orgasm' once in the entire song, how is this real life?

@asparagusnoodle

5 ай бұрын

he got mad on TikTok too saying that "a gasm could be anything." , and got mad for people's "dirty minds" too😭

Smokey gets a pass to record anything.

I can't believe Austen took away one of Anthony's 'gasm points!

Bummed you didn't say "digging deep into a chasm" instead of a mine, otherwise 10/10 video, would gasm again

Felt like I was the only person who listened to this, thanks for highlighting it. That opening track sounds like something off of South Park tho

I do have some written lyrics in my mind for a long time until this video came out and I have no words. I thought mine's were more weirder and explicit, this is emotionally gasms.

Premature Ejaculation: The Soundtrack - Coming soon

Gang Bangin' was my pandemic jam lol

It wasn't widely discussed? Oh, we talked about this one quite a bit.

I literally ran into Smokey on the golf course 2 weeks ago and almost mentioned gasms to him.

I watched half way through before I got Cringegasms. Some might say I gasmed early....

"Anthony Fantano gasms forever." What a sign off.

So many youngsters lost their innocence today and no longer believe in Santa, thanks to Antony.

This may be the hardest I've ever laughed at any of your vids. From goin in on Pokemon types til the end, I was dyin

I for one have been waiting for a man to give me an SCP esoteric class gasm Mr. Fantanx

You should have opened with Tobias' version. "When a man needs to prove to a woman, that he is a man"

Can't wait for the ASMR rerecording of this video

80 year old dude sounds like he's 15

When I reviewed this album last year, I think I counted 63 times that "gasms" was said; which I'd say works perfectly for being 63 years since his start at Motown! So, a gasm a year keeps a happy ear?

@business_cat_meow

5 ай бұрын

shoulda said it 6 more times

i dont think i want to have a gasm sesh with you, anthony. im filing a restraining order

Space Gasm, Time Gasm, Mind Gasm, Soul Gasm, Reality Gasm, Power Gasm. The Infinity Gasm.

I could have sworn this was a brad taste video

shiny hunting for gasms is the best bit in this video austen cooking

@XD-ot1fy

5 ай бұрын

when you gotta break up w/ ya girl b/c youe gasms have bad IVs

7:05 so Randy wasn't lying, it was a spooky ghost!

I can hear Corey Feldman doing a cover of this.

by the midpoint he's sounding like Gollum but it's gasms

I think this song is an arrestable offense.

He can't be patient, he's about to die of old age

BRUH I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER REVIEW THIS. I LOVE SMOKEY

1:41 "Give in to temptation" You mean, "Give in to Miracle"? ha

We have Dr Seuss at home. The Dr Seuss at home: I'd like to bleach my brain now please

I guess we forgot about Prince's Dirty Mind when coming up with the title for this one.

That sounds like a Tim and Eric sketch

I think Smokey just discovered E-girls and had a break through

Thanks for sharing this Anthony

Gang Bangin kinda bops despite itself, you laugh it off but then the next day you're singing "drinkin' that wiiiiiiine" to yourself.

Not one single rhyme with "spasms" in the whole song? What the hell!?!