Harstem always makes sure that we know what the kids say

@jazlacook3389

Ай бұрын

Say what you will about him, but he would never get caught speeding in a school zone.

@blackholeinacan

Ай бұрын

​@@jazlacook3389Especially if he's had three or four beers. He's a much better driver when he's drunk.

@steveABCDEFG

Ай бұрын

And he’s never gonna lie

Today had some bangers from Harstem, "Nobody actually wins at life." "I'm supply blocked, I have brain damage" "Typing GG in this situation required so much mental power"

"Just like in relationships, this never works." -Harstem We need this on a t-shirt

@kakashi1150

Ай бұрын

i thought that was a poke at long distance, and not relationships in general.

Harstem: *expects other players to react correctly to things* Other players: *never react; always do their own, practiced builds* Harstem: "I'll never understand these people- I don't get it!".

You know when the commentary takes a minute pause that the battle is EPIC!

39:25 Harstem finally showing 1/4 of the frustration I had been feeling for the previous 5 minutes about him not building a cannon in his mineral line. And then he still doesn't build a cannon in the main!

39:47 pro players refuse to use static defence, no matter how many probes and archons shall die for it :P

lovely how harstem gets so excited after a win he starts talking some nonsense xD

Some of the most entertaining PVP gamesI've seen in a long time. Great watching Harstem clown his way through the early game and then pull the dub out with top tier game sense and decision making. That last game was a banger

That game vs Maxpax was excellent!

"Just like long distance relationships it never works out." - I feel personally attacked! 🤣

8:52 This made my day.

This is your best video. Failing upwards. Mission failed successfully. Miracle wins.

the game against MaxPax was sick! Nice W!

love to see it when someone destroys krystianer. every time i see someone that he doesnt know or playing as barcode killing him he either rages or doesn't gg. i hate this guy

Slippery oracle had a good run. Sooner or later... Balance... Or line of best fit?

that last game agains maxpax was great to watch, was on the edge of my seat all the time

32:00 exactly, so make a cannon or two!

H: if he expanded to the inside im in trouble - 90 sec silence and epic stalker battle- H: i can get this thing down.

nice work. that max pax game was nutty

"blizzard takes 1 point if you play like an idot" that cracked me up really good! haha

Is the only way to "generate" new MMR points into the "economy" by making new accounts and losing the points?

@joshuadalton6063

Ай бұрын

No, your bonus pool of points also fills up.

Epic final game! Nice video.

You got a fresh haircut and some fresh moves. Good games bro

I feel like “not gonna lie” is Harstems new verbal crutch 😊

Keep pounding those prix...Great content as always....Harstem the Destroyer..

Hasten really seems to hate this guy Kevin he always brings up.

"everybody says they are good drunk drivers" what's going on in the netherlands?

@Jomi91

Ай бұрын

He didn't say that.

Let’s go!! My boy Harstem at it again

Hell of a game against MaxPax. Nice dude.

I love how you just keep throwing shitty jokes at the camera until one sticks - but like when it does it just hits so hard. The balance of gameplay and wit is so good If I want pure entertainment I watch winter, but if I want to get surprised by pure gold, harstem is the one and only

I must say, it seems Harstem got some accidental wins in this episode :) !Spoilers below! And some more deserved ones imho, against Maxpax he might have made some mistakes, but also made alot of good moves, nice one

You almost fumbled that last game 😅

ggs harstem, nice games!

In lower leagues the classic is "I had to all in because you didn't say glhf".

1:08 "That would've been Hue'd sch(Very silent sch)" . lol Ultimate dutch accent.

Congrats on beating maxpax, for a moment in time, you were the best protoss lattering.

harstem: "haven't shaved in a while" me: desperately searching for some kind of hair on his face

Noice game against MaxPax!

If the captain beats him just once again, he'll lose the right to crown.

This was a huuuge amount of points today!

Vs Maxpax I wonder how much a single cannon could have gotten you. Cut off one lane of blind approach for him, say at the natural. Did he kill 3 probes? Probably. But if it enables you to completely neutralize his investment in oracles by being in position elsewhere, could be worth it and more

Harstem je nederlands accent is veelste makkelijk te horen.

Hi Harstem, my wife said your haircut is too short

Remember when Harstem used to lose?

congrats!

oh im seeing this right on time i guess

@DarchrowTheEnigma

Ай бұрын

early gang!

@pietrosigismondodelvalenti6371

Ай бұрын

Happenstance for me!

20 years of starcarfting and he es propably right about the next unit not being a stargate. Spoken like a true AI

Can i suggest a strategy to try out? What about a mass-contaminate on the opponent's production while exchanging the armies? It might delay the reinforcement so you would have a time gap with a significantly bigger battle limit.

14:01 gold

Rigging the KZread algo.

1st game was he map hacking? He got you good, too good a few times...

I agree, no GG = 2 wins

Don’t drive drunk fellas

gg

Forget to commentate at 30 minutes in? lol total silence for like a minute or more

@MrDNE1000

Ай бұрын

full tryhard mode vs maxpax

Just having 1-2 cannons per base would have saved so many workers, you even say it at one point and still don't do it lol.

@MrDNE1000

Ай бұрын

Would you like to purchase extended warranty on your vehicle?

King Kong should have been hunted by hunters disguised as pretty girls or just use actual pretty girls. Just a pack of damsels

I bike pretty well when I'm drunk. Once I cured my drunkness for the entire duration of my bike ride home. Only came back when my head hit the pillow. Is the cure to hangover an exercise bike?

Hartem vs MaximusPaximus =

Make a Canon in your base. because I saved you so many face value.

Where's the hidden GG strat?

Yes harstem you have brain damage 😅

Artosis why would you discriminate against NA pros. One is a NA pro as long as the identify as one

Demanding or pseudo-demanding GG creates a culture of fake GG. That's why I think the attitude of greeting your opponent after competing creates a false feeling that everyone is cool.

@firestarter000001

Ай бұрын

Just like saying hello and goodbye to everyone creates a fasle culture... I mean gg isnt really to say the game was particularly sick, its just a way to end the game and say "thank you for the game " in one. Imho poeple like you who dont like gging are in truth just to salty after every loss, and they cant bring themselves to gg, so they create this whole philosophies.

@Saberwulfy

Ай бұрын

@@firestarter000001 I don't get salty after losing, and I say hello, goodbye and GG because those who want that think badly of those who don't, just as you demonstrate in your opinion.

@reactivereplays5666

Ай бұрын

@@Saberwulfy Then the guy who demands gg's, doesn't reply or give a like lmao! Who's the salty one again? I gotchu on the like partner. I'm surprised "someone like him" didn't delete his comment after an own like that...

Early commentators here are tilted, damn!

I know maxpacks is great. But you lose so much stuff to oracles and dt that I wonder why it is so hard for you to get a bronze cannon in each base and focus elsewhere. Is amazing how much he baits you to focus on those oracle and you end up losing time and like 300 mineral worth of probes per raid. You need to watch this replay IMO.

@Fimbu1vetr

Ай бұрын

Harstem is into tight build orders so prolly doesn't want to sink resources into something he doesn't theoretically need. Maybe blind cannons is worth it in this game but it's easy for us to criticize as viewers. A top protoss pro most likely knows better than KZread GMs and he won the game...

@raizan5946

Ай бұрын

@@Fimbu1vetr is not criticizing for the sake of it. Is it pointing what at the end he realized so it gets attached to his mind for the future. "Tight" build orders are his motto because he is obssesive? Yes, I know. But there is a "cost fallacy" going in some games like this one where 1 and even up to 3 cannons would have saved him resources like time AND minerals. Max is the better player overall like Harstem said, and in this match it wasn't due to strategy but due to control - he forced Harstem to play his mind games of focusing in his base and not managing the actual army and that's why the game got longer. Now Max needs a better strategy for Harstem (because probably no one else forces him to go for something different) and Harstem needs a better mindset for people that are explicitly better than him at control.

I don't fjuking care where you were going with that story. Once upon a time there is a situation, which I will never forget. Also there is more than a liter of hard alcohol per person involved. I won't get into much details, but I also managed to drive through a space with the car, that on the other day it made no sense. The car is wider than the place it went through, yet on the other day when we went to check for damage, there was none on either the "road", or the care itself. I know it defies physics, yet I still made it through no damage. Cheers mates!

@Kawabongahlive

Ай бұрын

Or maybe you were inebriated and your perception of reality was not accurate. You can't trust your senses when your brain is dulled like that, friend.

@nathanstretch

Ай бұрын

I think you're still drunk

@w0nd3rlu573r

Ай бұрын

@MichaelLochlann I've never said that I am proud of what I did then. Some of us learn, some don't. But the unexplainable facts are still there.

if you always say "GG" then it has no meaning.