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I’m fine if the microwave becomes my robot overlord
@Milo_Clawsby
Жыл бұрын
@@matthinden6512 💀
@oreocheems8093
Жыл бұрын
@@matthinden6512 💀💀
@randomthings7790
Жыл бұрын
Lol woman☕🤣
@closetcreature5316
Жыл бұрын
Fr tho
@eronramadani5887
Жыл бұрын
@@matthinden6512 lmao
Doesn’t scream when the ball hits him, he just takes it. The willpower of the Microwave it’s insane.
@user-bm3id6wh6e
Жыл бұрын
Girl not scream
@user-uu2cx1pc6i
Жыл бұрын
Because microwave is motivated
@microwave_real
Жыл бұрын
Because i kidnapped help.
@rekiamouz7815
Жыл бұрын
@@user-bm3id6wh6e 😐ضضضضضضضطضضض
@dmchn
Жыл бұрын
are you dumb 😭
Girl: 😭 Microwave: 🗿
@Icecube12312
9 ай бұрын
Lol
@thibethunguyen5338
9 ай бұрын
-LOL :))-
Damn, that microwave roasted the girl without even moving💀🥶
Microwave really put pain aside and kept composure, great show of skill
@CocoD24
Жыл бұрын
Breathe air
@jodymancil1354
Жыл бұрын
Who’s gonna be the 1k like????? I was 999
@muchaaaaachos
Жыл бұрын
@@jodymancil1354 holy shit i didnt even notice i got so many until now, you’re goated for being 999 no cap
Microwave kept his pain inside
@errorless_
Жыл бұрын
thats what she did
@Dryxlurious
Жыл бұрын
@@joeedwards2940OMG such a roast I forgot to turn the grill on
@user-yv3jy3eo7x
Жыл бұрын
LMAO JAH😂
@Tink-x1
Жыл бұрын
No one ever ask how the microwave is feeling🥲
@GAMINGRPPLAY
Жыл бұрын
Faxxx
The fifth one for the microwave was personal 💀
The microwave: I’m stronger, I’m smarter, I’m better… I AM BETTER
girls: no microwave: yess
@Kamsouuy
Жыл бұрын
No
@fried_fries
11 ай бұрын
microwave:mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
I would say the microwave took the 90 pretty nice
@erenyayger3840
Жыл бұрын
Yes it really is build different
@thelaffy69420
Жыл бұрын
Sigma🗿🍷 >women Man🗿 >women Microwave🔥>women *Happy microwave noises* Also this is just a joke and theres absouletly no reason for you guys to be offended. You do prob know womens sometimes offend us more instead of us.
@zeroworld5933
Жыл бұрын
@@thelaffy69420 ur mom reading this :😿
@CheeseManOffical
Жыл бұрын
@@thelaffy69420 The Feminist are coming after you 💀
@isthatcreed9386
Жыл бұрын
@@thelaffy69420 corny
Andrew Tate gonna have a field day with this
@slifersge
11 ай бұрын
You mean with the microwave ?
@ajcuevas
10 ай бұрын
No cause Andrew Tate keeps on telling him to breath air but he's breathing electricity
@RobotnikPlngas
6 ай бұрын
Are there microwaves in Jail?
I hope that Microwave was getting equal pay
Imagine training your whole life to lose to a microwave 💀💀
@yusufustatek1306
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@microwave_real
Жыл бұрын
Don't mind only humans training.
@denarte6986
Жыл бұрын
She didn’t lose. Those 3 stops shouldn’t be counted for microwave since the ball is very far away
@am15_racing
Жыл бұрын
@@denarte6986 you must be fun at parties
@beeway5601
Жыл бұрын
@@am15_racing 😂
My microwave treated me better than my ex-wife 💀
@dansel1
11 ай бұрын
Bro💀💀💀
@Melvin.073
11 ай бұрын
He made food for u. She didnt😂
@lizehu9597
11 ай бұрын
@@Melvin.073make sense😂
@DepNep
11 ай бұрын
Lol but how oh microwave cook for you
@ramiro9204
11 ай бұрын
he cooks your food lol
That sound when the ball hit on her leg 💀
Microwave goat🐐
I can't believe the Microwave actually won😂😂😂
@ytvel4273
Жыл бұрын
sad thing is the women are being compared to the objects they lose to 😭
@harleyquiinnnn
Жыл бұрын
@@tylertolander3163hello incel community, nice to see you gathered here 🥴
@harleyquiinnnn
Жыл бұрын
@@ytvel4273your mom is sad she birthed you, what a disappointment you are
@harleyquiinnnn
Жыл бұрын
@@tylertolander3163 incel 🥱
@rzekotkagaming270
Жыл бұрын
@@tylertolander3163men ☕ or as some of we girls call men, "wallet"
Bro did her dirty💀💀💀 Edit: Holy shit I didn't expect so many likes
@Pati-kyz3n-
Жыл бұрын
🤔🤔🤔
@SPKY-xf7xq
Жыл бұрын
Wait so they did the dirty.
@mariateresaalmanza9777
Жыл бұрын
@@SPKY-xf7xq yeah
@CheesyDoritoYT
Жыл бұрын
@@mariateresaalmanza9777 lol
@gelexm
Жыл бұрын
Yeah girls are just bad they can do nothin lol 😂
Need to sign that microwave up. He has a future.
bro a grown adult lost to a microwave✋😂
Aint no way they be comparing women to objects now💀💀
@warmylord
Жыл бұрын
💀
@acceptibilation5506
Жыл бұрын
THE OBJECTS WIN TOO 💀💀💀💀💀
@TNGYun
Жыл бұрын
Cuz objects are objectively better 🗿🗿
@acceptibilation5506
Жыл бұрын
@@gglol1556 fr fr
@Landon_huh
Жыл бұрын
I’m dieinh 😂😂😂
The level of disrespect bro 1. She's being compared to an object 2. She actually lost
@matthewwongcevallos9191
Жыл бұрын
Llora
@pedroph9783
Жыл бұрын
against facts there are no arguments
@alazar.8319
Жыл бұрын
Who cares, is a woman 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lucasmerdok7427
Жыл бұрын
No qu
@rzekotkagaming270
Жыл бұрын
@@alazar.8319even tho if it is a woman, it doesn't mean u can make fun of her, like what would u do if it was a man, and he lost to a object? Laugh at him too? Edit: i started an war now 💀💀 Edit 2: Guys shut the f*ck up i made this comment a month ago 💀
Bro imagine being beat by a robot 💀
It’s hilarious how he challenged a girl and a microwave 🤣🤣 Also RIP that microwave
“Australian women’s team loses to a high school team full of microwaves”
@ekintarn7018
Жыл бұрын
Why do you have just two likes? You just sent me rolling🤣
@deenil
Жыл бұрын
You would lose three balls earlier
@jorgechavez7211
Жыл бұрын
Lmao, that soooo unrealistic, though... **looks at USA Women's vs Dallas high school** 👀
@nekropolis3373
Жыл бұрын
A singular microwave.
@powlow3676
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a family guy bit
bro lost to a microwave 💀
@misavo4566
Жыл бұрын
That’s girl
@alicebattaglieri9175
Жыл бұрын
You wouldnt even catch the First One, and It Is normal the microwave cant feel pain💀
@FormerlySunrize
Жыл бұрын
@@alicebattaglieri9175 Dude said nothing about him being good or bad. It’s just kind of dumb how the microwave can take hits
@N_I_K_I_07
Жыл бұрын
@@alicebattaglieri9175bet
@Prisal1
Жыл бұрын
I lose to microwaves all the time for example: who can carry a microwave longer
The 80 soccer ball power or whatever just straight up KILLED the microwave 💀
Mom: why are u breaking the microwave Him:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It’s been decided, the best chef and the best football player
@ferpz968
11 ай бұрын
We talkin bout the woman or the microwave?
@Bambietta_is_better
11 ай бұрын
@@ferpz968 since he said best chef, obv microwave
@lol50edu93
11 ай бұрын
@@ferpz968 probably the one who won the challenge
@endnotessherman3153
11 ай бұрын
Chef Mike lost his job, he is now a woman’s soccer coach.
@ahmadhajeer9832
11 ай бұрын
Chef mike
Now this, this is peak entertainment.
@nathaniel21cabada33
11 ай бұрын
I agree
@JmMateo933
11 ай бұрын
True
bro compared a microwave to a dishwasher no way💀💀💀💀💀
@every1lovesBATMAN
10 ай бұрын
haha funny joke, now back to work lawnmower
@aleheca1279
10 ай бұрын
@@every1lovesBATMAN bruh you have your fucking pronounces in your bio like someone would give a fuck and an emote in your nickname get real, there are only two genders and depression isn't real
That microwave has some good form
conclusion : the microwave plays football better than girls .
@OreosAreGood2
Жыл бұрын
Concluded.
@Electron_0607
Жыл бұрын
Can it run though
@C0op3r_12
Жыл бұрын
@@Electron_0607 yes
@greatYTaddanothergoofyfeature
Жыл бұрын
Women moment
@Fkd1051
Жыл бұрын
Exactly
Idk why but I laughed everytime the microwave got hit 🤣🤣🤣
Now for the real challenge, who can cook better?
Microwave is the new GOAT 🐐 💀 Edit: 💀 most like I have got till now 💀
@muhammadrayyqalariqbinmohd5788
Жыл бұрын
Fr
@mehretaban3643
Жыл бұрын
He has 69 World cups 420 balon dors 69420 Copa europe and america (yeah yeah yeah)
@NiceNickname6
Жыл бұрын
@@mehretaban3643 and ❤️ Euro's if you know you know
@CocoD24
Жыл бұрын
Breathe air
@redbullwiings
11 ай бұрын
@@mehretaban3643 copa europe is not a thing you mean UEFA Europe championship?
They did her so dirty💀
@musawar9174
Жыл бұрын
💀
@copyNinjaKakashi5567
Жыл бұрын
69 likes 😏
@musawar9174
Жыл бұрын
@@copyNinjaKakashi5567 ayo wu-
@ianzer995
Жыл бұрын
Women can cook and play soccer their whole entire life, yet the microwave is somehow still better at both😂
@papercutsurvivor5395
Жыл бұрын
I have a genuine concern. Why do modern men and women hate eachother? What is happening to the world? Is this another influence of satan?
Bro the second to last hit on the microwave looked personal 💀
Dishwasher got humbled
Lesson of the day: Microwaves are better that they look
@ZHARYLKASYM
11 ай бұрын
microwaves are stronger than dishwashers
@jimmy8377
11 ай бұрын
@@ZHARYLKASYM 😂
@NeptunGM
11 ай бұрын
😂
@JLTDStudios
11 ай бұрын
@@ZHARYLKASYM ah hell nah 💀
@basvandenbeld4530
11 ай бұрын
Something like that
she lost to a microwave 🥶
@yantichandra6358
Жыл бұрын
Ahh yes an athletic sports woman lost to a box that heats things up 💀💀🗿🗿🗿🗿
@Misa_starahhhhhh
Жыл бұрын
At least she didn’t lose at life like you
@VowToThee
Жыл бұрын
@@Misa_starahhhhhhI bet your the life of the party can you just shut up
@hypocrisyatitsfinest3425
Жыл бұрын
@@Misa_starahhhhhhat least she doesn't simp on the internet over someone who won't acknowledge her existence ever lmaoo
@Misa_starahhhhhh
Жыл бұрын
@@hypocrisyatitsfinest3425 I can’t tell if your talking about me cause I don’t simp bec I’m fucking normal
Microwave really won 💀
It's Okay, Mikey, you can kick when you feel like it. 😊
Bro compared a girl with a Microwave and still the Microwave WINS 💀 Edit: 2.7k of likes in 2 months, not bad not bad, but still the Microwave is better than she.
@mimipanda123
Жыл бұрын
YEAH💀💀
@mogosa5674
Жыл бұрын
Also the microwave heats up my food without complaining😂
@AQULE12345
Жыл бұрын
🤣💀
@achaelroach
Жыл бұрын
@@mogosa5674 😂😂😂😂😂DAAAAM
@POTATOO442
Жыл бұрын
@@mogosa5674 bro 💀💀
Microwave humbled her real quick 💀
@nimetulaps
11 ай бұрын
What
@FallNightt
11 ай бұрын
He did better
@jammy7620
11 ай бұрын
Well yeah cause it can’t feel pain😭
@sundarnatrayan2543
11 ай бұрын
@@jammy7620 fem
😂I had this odd vision of Bruce Willis being woken up at 3 am by a microwave shooting a ball at his head down a track waking him up
It’s the girl vs herself💀
@every1lovesBATMAN
10 ай бұрын
haha fr😂😂 get back to work lawnmower
Microwave : Skill issue💀💀💀
@microwave_real
Жыл бұрын
Easy
What a legend literally falling apart but still stopped the ball
@gustavolopez-cw6ui
Жыл бұрын
Scott sterling
@chrissyfritz
11 ай бұрын
the grill or the microwave
@mouhameduzi667
11 ай бұрын
@@chrissyfritz what grill? 😭😭😭😭
@chickenwing1016
11 ай бұрын
@@gustavolopez-cw6ui the man, the myth, the legend.
The heat battle😂
Coach: Hes gonna make Captain for sure
Microwave didn't even flinch. Top G
"We did it boys, sexisim is no more" -Skipper "KOWALSKI GET THE CAMERA, WE REACHED 1K LIKES."
@zxcaloma6270
Жыл бұрын
ущемилась
@__SonGoku__
Жыл бұрын
@@zxcaloma6270 согл
@mr.martin8328
Жыл бұрын
Oh yes
@yag1984nsk
Жыл бұрын
Поплачь
@4kflexus332
Жыл бұрын
Хахахаха😂😂😂😂
Bro the micro wave beat her 😭 😭 😭
The microwave didnt even start complaining
Microwave be like:🗿🗿🗿🥶🥶🥵🥵💀
Managers be like: aight lets sign up this Microwave guy.
@BallerinChrist0
Жыл бұрын
Do you want to have a relationship with someone who loves you beyond any other love. Someone who sacrificed himself for you and everyone on this Earth the one who created the heavens and the Earth be creator of everything do you want to be saved Do you want eternal life with peace and joy forever your answer is Jesus if you do not know who Jesus is read the following Jesus is the Son of God that came to this Earth to save the people of their sins. when God-created Earth sin same came into Earth and tempted Eve(The first woman) to eat the fruit that God had forbidden her and Adam to not eat. If they do, they will die. Not immediately but death is certain. Eve ate the fruit and gave Adam some to eat as well. And he did. That showed that humans are sinners and not perfect. That is why Jesus came to Earth to save humans of their sins. Which leads to a relationship with God(the main reason) and eternal life. He did that by dieing on the cross. 3 days later he resurrected. The story of Jesus is beautiful. If you do not already have a Bible, purchase one. If you do not have the money, pray to God about you wanting a Bible and if he could please provide one for you. Thus does not mean a Bible will come from the sky and land on your hands. Pray to God everyday. But to not be blabbering that just say a bunch words to try to impress and show off to other people or to impress God. A few words out of the heart is better than saying a bunch words to impress and not mean. This does not mean praying long prayers is bad. Acts 16:31 They replied, "Believe in the Lord Jesus , and you will be saved- you and your household." H Jesus Loves his Children ❤️
@Jannahiscuteimo
Жыл бұрын
The microwave will be a goalkeeper
@Codmkilat80
Жыл бұрын
@@Jannahiscuteimo the next emi martinez
My guy really putting a girl vs a microwave
Cooks my meals: Girl: ❌️ Microwave: ✅️
Women🗿🍷
@every1lovesBATMAN
10 ай бұрын
wallets ☕️
My boy microwave was literally saying no at that second last one
Its the man the myth the legend!!!! Microwav!!
Alternate title : microwave vs washingmachine
@randoom1539
11 ай бұрын
Bro ur being cancelled💀💀💀💀
@Geck_Gxng
11 ай бұрын
What I thought
@droffilcnosredneh525
11 ай бұрын
Why doesnt this have 100k likes?
@randoom1539
11 ай бұрын
@@droffilcnosredneh525 Idk lol
@yuli2600
11 ай бұрын
@@droffilcnosredneh525 bc nobody likes sexism "But its just a joke" ah yes ofc, how funny that we limit people to a single trait and degrade them, only a man would xD
The microwave built different 💀
@zoro4358
Жыл бұрын
Same thing they both heat up food
@screwlessartur
Жыл бұрын
@@zoro4358 They both belong to the kitchen.
@justforfun-sx9so
Жыл бұрын
This why microwaves are strong and better then women
You can't convince me that this isn't a microwave ad
AINT NO WAY THEY ARE COMPARING OBJECTS WITH MICROWAVE NOW 💀💀
"It's either me or the microwave!" And he lived happily ever after.
@chromatic_man93
11 ай бұрын
The End
@DC_R
11 ай бұрын
No diss.... but is that from a movie or do 581 people actually relate to that or think it's funny? Because on the outside looking in it just looks Incoherent.... Again No Diss.
@RigOnTTV
11 ай бұрын
@@DC_Rthat was extra
@DC_R
11 ай бұрын
@@RigOnTTV Yeeeah talk to ppl like that irl then maybe I would respect you
@dab1ackdud3
11 ай бұрын
@@DC_R It's a joke. And if i tried to explain it, it won't be funny.
Imagine you’re trying to get a job or some thing and your manager finds out that you lost to a literal microwave 😂
@sharastirrett5564
11 ай бұрын
The managers face be like😨 what the fu-
@johnjohnson1205
11 ай бұрын
The microwave just takes your job
@kennethtolliveriii6061
11 ай бұрын
Automation at its finest
@gabrielebarbero7267
11 ай бұрын
Scusate ma non sono la stessa cosa?
HES STOOD THERE MAGNIFICENTLY LIKE A INVINCIBLE MAN😂😂
Bro microwave really said “no, no,no like this.”
Managing to compare a woman to an object without getting cancelled in 2023 is a feat in and of itself
@HaveYouHeardOfATalkingFlower
11 ай бұрын
100 likes no replies? I gotchu. Also agreed 😅
@striwylogia8497
11 ай бұрын
XDDD
@user-Mirrage001
11 ай бұрын
There was women????
@callofbeauty3114
11 ай бұрын
I prefer the microwave it cant complain
@Use.Your.Imagination
11 ай бұрын
@@callofbeauty3114 same 💀
comparing a woman to an object is wild 💀💀💀
@AlgaTatarlar
Жыл бұрын
I agree, this is disrespectful to the object
@davygaming1937
Жыл бұрын
@@AlgaTatarlar JEIXJOSBDOWBZIABDOS
@nachogamer6948
Жыл бұрын
The object wins
@nuruzzamankhan1610
Жыл бұрын
He disrespected the microwave
@dios_del_fuego
Жыл бұрын
Microondas solos
This shows that a microwave is better than a woman at soccer 😂
Microwave didnt survive from 70 and 80 but SURVIVED FROM 90???!!!!! LIKE WHAT THE FU-
That microwave got Nagi level trapping at 90
@bpninja8641
Жыл бұрын
Bluelock is so ridiculous it’s great haha
@silentfate
Жыл бұрын
@Bpninja86 it is. It makes me want to play sports more and try to grow like everyone in bluelock.
@bpninja8641
Жыл бұрын
@@silentfate haha have fun with that, soccer or football is a lot of fun I play goalie
@MessiGoat515
Жыл бұрын
😂
Microwave is legend❤😂
@efwgr
Жыл бұрын
fr microwave= 🗿
@tamangko8675
Жыл бұрын
nanana
Washing machine vs microwave
Damn kitchen machinery are in football now
That microwave is better then me 😂
@ozlemyavas420
Жыл бұрын
Fr
@xgameryd9126
Жыл бұрын
Fr
@Vyxnd
Жыл бұрын
Fr
@tanveer8427
Жыл бұрын
Why you guys unlike
Let him cook, let him cook NOW💀💀
@aron6671
Жыл бұрын
Let her cook😂
@Sloth8346
Жыл бұрын
@@aron6671 make her cook😊
as a microwave user, I can confirm this is true
More proof that microwaves are the most skilled things on this planet
Ain't no way you guys compared a woman to a microwave 😂😂
@captainzee399
Жыл бұрын
Yeah Microwave literally obelarated that woman
@Marius-bm1kz
Жыл бұрын
Same thing
@JustRandomMan
Жыл бұрын
Both are objec-
@bobtheblob1460
Жыл бұрын
@@Marius-bm1kz 💀💀💀
@coolpea1224
Жыл бұрын
@@JustRandomMan bro ain’t no way💀
It's confirmed. Microwave > Dishwasher
@clark987878
11 ай бұрын
Goodness gracious not for screwin' though. Microwave gave me the wrong kinda buzz. My Pecker exploded like a bee's and my balls swelled so much i looked like I had big bubonic rat balls.
@cryptic8053
11 ай бұрын
Ok what did i just read
@noahflash1309
11 ай бұрын
@@cryptic8053 someone gave a downy a computer
@TheLastFBIagent
11 ай бұрын
Me to comment: 😮 Me after first reply: 🤔😳🫥
@maryellen8877
11 ай бұрын
😂
the fact he roasted a girl with a microwave
Bro the microwave did all of them good
Microwaving turned out to be stronger😂😂😂
that microwave is going places
@kingbacon124
Жыл бұрын
a repair shop
@microwave_real
Жыл бұрын
Xr
Idk why but I laughed a bit too hard at the end 🤣
Microwave humbled the dishwasher
They want equal pay but can’t beat a microwave 💀
@secondcap_superior3038
Жыл бұрын
BRO IM DYING BY JUST READING THESE COMMENTS
@ultra-doggofn9788
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@letmeouturbasementbro
Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@senjulunatic142
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Jeferso
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂......Bro 🤨
Bro got that scientific evidence now💀
That microwave said goodbye Cruel world😂
Finally a worthy opponent
dishwasher vs microwave is crazy
@Ang_Kuvshin
Жыл бұрын
Your mom is a dishwasher and she's in bed with your stepdad
@daviz06
Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@dormant_akamaru9529
Жыл бұрын
Fr
@muhammadasim3952
Жыл бұрын
bruh
@venity8705
Жыл бұрын
VIOLATION
Microwave never quit. So I guess it won. She took less overall damage though.
@NocturnalPyro
11 ай бұрын
Well there is the emotional damage of losing to a microwave.
@jacobkaplan2798
11 ай бұрын
@@NocturnalPyro same emotional damage to losing to a U12 boys team as a professional women’s team
@NocturnalPyro
11 ай бұрын
@@jacobkaplan2798 pfft
Microwaye the future G.O.A.T😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That microwave really said 🗿🍷
@kartofankartofan2.094
8 ай бұрын
☕️*
Bro the microwave is going to be the new goat🐐🐐🐐
@yesyesyesyesyesyes2021
Жыл бұрын
In women's futball, not men's lol
"you don't need girlfriend. You need microwave."
@WanderingExistence
11 ай бұрын
It gets me hot
@Nightout88
11 ай бұрын
Why can't microwave be both lmao.
@Goon_is_him
11 ай бұрын
A girlfriend is a microwave