Every time I hear Jez say the lore doesn’t matter… I shed a single tear and save it in a jar. I now have three and a half full jars…

@nobodyrogers

2 жыл бұрын

And I imagine each jar can hold like 10 gallons or something like that, and get a few hundred more I think you'll need them.

@dasberk4971

2 жыл бұрын

He owes you an apology

@extractkun5911

2 жыл бұрын

This is even sadder than Caydes death..

@Munkee7777

2 жыл бұрын

Every time Jez breaks your heart with those comments, I pour one out for you Byf I’ve poured out the equivalent of three kegs at this point…

@inoob26

2 жыл бұрын

Same concept but my jar is labeled "times Jez doesn't understand anything cuz he muted audio"

Honestly love how Jez continuously pushes the limit on how little he plays destiny and is still considered a destiny content creator. ehh

@ThatNingenYung

2 жыл бұрын

Lol he’s like at the bare minimum at this point

@traolin5877

2 жыл бұрын

Him and SirD. SirD has the advantage of being a very good fps player though

@shadowphoenix68

2 жыл бұрын

@@traolin5877 unfortunately Jez has no such advantage lol

@na481te3

2 жыл бұрын

@@traolin5877 sird actually tries to play the game at least

@shadowphoenix68

2 жыл бұрын

@@samuelabbottchannel oh definitely I've seen his PvP but to say he's very good or God tier is also a stretch. He good with a good dose of goofy and honestly that's the best combo

Datto: "It's just a 10 minute mission" Famous last words right there

Big pats on the back to the editor for dealing with the chaos these three put out.

@mosesgunn3462

2 жыл бұрын

Danielle going through the 5 stages at 15:50, brilliant

@Henry-yq6ud

2 жыл бұрын

@@mosesgunn3462 cool

@sylokthedefiled

2 жыл бұрын

i think it’s Olive, unless he has multiple editors

I love that Jez not having Deathbringer is such a meme at this point.

@Toka267

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't it like a on level quest in the moon?

@haikarawalker6996

2 жыл бұрын

“HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE DEATHBRINGER?” -BlueWestlo, 2 years ago

@Doylie.

2 жыл бұрын

i don't have it and have no clue how to get and am too lazy to get is as there are definitely better options for heavy exotics

@haikarawalker6996

2 жыл бұрын

@@Doylie. technically speaking, void 3.0 and seasonal mods counted, deathbringer is the best, but gjallarhorn has so much ease of use

@mirasolovklose3888

2 жыл бұрын

@@haikarawalker6996 In normal content, everything gets deleted even before the balls start to fall. In harder content, the burn and champions decide the exotic for most.

Gotta admire Datto's level of patience. The man goes through a lot every raid/exotic mission with these two 😂

I think that Datto just wanted to complete Vox Obscura normal and master, but he probably didn't expect 2 extra modifiers: Danielle and Jez.

Note to editor: I saw what you did there when Datto said get in the tank, such much culture can't be overseen. Thank you

@Bioshockerlol

2 жыл бұрын

SHINJI GET IN THE GODDAMN ROBOT

This is sacrilegious but...I think these 3 have become the new Dream Team for me. Their chemistry is incredible. I guess living together for a year does that but seriously, all 3 are quick to roast each other at the perfect moments.

@tommyscott8511

2 жыл бұрын

I think the censored swears add a lot to the effect

@randomguy51090

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@josephmunoz6099

2 жыл бұрын

Iron banner bets but instead have it og dream team vs new dream team

@randomguy51090

2 жыл бұрын

@@josephmunoz6099 omg

@edenpenko1419

2 жыл бұрын

THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYINGGGG

Datto being perpetually bewildered by Jez and Trv not being prepared for content is my new favorite thing about this channel

That Team rocket comparison of trvl Daniel and Jez being Jesse and James from team rocket is so freaking accurate!🤣 so do that make Datto Meowth?

@NebulaOak

2 жыл бұрын

Wobbuffet.

@person2795

2 жыл бұрын

nah i said maybe blue could be Meowth

@ianmiles2183

2 жыл бұрын

Nah Datto is Ash. He doesn't hate them but he's really tired of them f'n around.

@Theblinded21

2 жыл бұрын

Datto is Giovanni

@Jukantos

2 жыл бұрын

The knowledgeable and sensible one who gets undermined and dunked on... yeah that seems pretty accurate 😂

Jez: *is staring at the boss* Also Jez: "where is he"

Bonus tip for everyone who wants to do this on master or normal a bit easier! if you boost the interceptors into the goliath tanks they die almost instantly! keep holding down your boost button, they will take huge damage and then back up a bit and ram them again!

@nightstar6179

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, you need to aim for the "wheels" when you do that.

Datto: "it's a 10 minute mission" Me: I fukin wish

i need a full diagram of these key binds cause im always staggered when he says literally any of them

@Langodan

2 жыл бұрын

same lol at one point he seems to open the director without taking out his ghost, idk how he did it but maybe there's a simple way and im dumb

@riplix20

23 күн бұрын

@@Langodanjust hold your ghost key Edit: also forgot you can hit the menu and ghost keys at the same time to pull up the director. Start and select on controller no idea what it is for KB lol

The Danielle-laughing-clips were a whole vibe, and they seriously brightened up my day so much. Cheers!

This stream was hilarious. Glad to see the vid out for everyone to enjoy

Jez is THE Gamer because he keeps doing these missions extremely underleveled!

I just did this solo, underpowered and very many frustrating restarts. The ONLY unstoppable you need to kill is the one in the dark room. You can leave all the others alone. Just take out the tanks, towers, rush into the three rooms to kill the minibosses to hack the terminals and bring both a strong pulse rifle (I used the No Time to Explain exotic (1545, with catalyst) and a Red Herring (1540), both work well. Stack up rocket ammo and avoid using it until the boss. Run around, take out the turrets and just knife the bubble guys and lay into the boss quickly. Avoid getting trapped and dodge the Death Orbs. I had about 45 seconds left. MAKE SURE YOU GET THE ITEMS FROM THE CHEST. I almost forgot lmao

"who put that giant hole there?" Has been my bloody mantra for the entirety of destiny. I'm so good at falling down stuff xD

some of my friends told me they started simping for danielle after this vid but i started simping for datto after this vid MY MAN DATTO

I was trying to do this mission myself, and I hated it because of the timer for the orbital strike. Come on bungie I just want to ride around in big tank.

@dylanbuckskin8995

2 жыл бұрын

I did this mission solo it took me 4 hours man. I hate it

Huge ups to Jez’s editor compressing 3hrs into 18 min 👏👏

God damn I laughed for about 45 minutes at "rez bound to alt and finish bound to tab"

I both HATE and love this mission so much it's unbelievable.

Can't believe Jez missed a joke there when Datto said "I Know Alot about Finishing Guys" - I was expecting Jez to hit him with an "OH YEAH DATTO? "

The amount of chaos in this video is unmatched

You know that meme, of the number the guy on the Olympic podium just celebrating his little head off? Popping champagne, freaking out. Then it zooms out and he's number 3 and the number 1 and 2 guys are staring at him like "..." Jez and Daniel are simultaneously the number three podium guy and Datto is the number 1 guy, just trying to make it through

Datto: “I don’t know how much content you’re gonna get outa this.” 😂

I love how when they were doing the second battleground thing, Datto turned into a muppet

Danielle with the business-y words and then Datto with the "F no" lmao love you this team. Lmao

“You don’t have Deathbringer!?” Daito, to Jez - Nov 7,2020 “He doesn’t have Deathbringer!?” Daito, regarding Jez - April 14, 2022

The jez get in the tank Evangelion joke was solid. Good job editor!

@GoogleAccount-or4bo

2 жыл бұрын

Get in the tank, Jez!!!

Never in my life have I ever related so much to this quote: "say that to my lizard brain that takes over when I'm stressed" 😆😆🦎🦎

I actually get second hand migraines from datto just by watching jez’ videos, as funny as they are I simultaneously want to smack him with a fish

God you, datto, and Danielle friendship is such goals

15:51 Jez literally edited in the 5 stages of grief and it totally got me😂😂

This was the first Datto stream I got to watch in a while and it was the best one I could've had time for. It was a whole experience

Im officially addicted to Danielle's laugh, it just makes you smile haha

I was waiting for this masterpiece to drop, and Jez is looking handsome as always but not as good as tomorrow

The edits and chemistry are so fffing good.

The fact that one of my friends can solo the master version of this and you three can't makes me laugh so damn hard i love these videos, keep pumping them out!

Sometimes I do wonder what kind of... lets say "materials" Jez and Danielle take to get such casual topics as "Vaginas, the human pockets of infinity" and other related things. But 4 realsies, I love that Jez and Danielle energy while Datto just enjoys the moment or is mentally on autopilot.

I could truly just listen to you all talk to each other as content. Thank you. Haha

Ahh, Jez, another day made better by an upload. Thank you, my guy. I love to see it.

@10:07 "The tank also has a G-Horn!" - TH3Jez Wow, that made me laugh so hard. Thank you!!

“The hardest exotic mission of all time” Divinity: *hold my beer*

@YuriG03042

2 жыл бұрын

it doesn't have a mission. the raid is not a mission, it's a raid. deathbringer does have a mission, you kill the witch and take the skull

How does this god amongst men deliver nothing but absolute bangers? Waking up to this content is even better than Folgers in my cup

ngl that datto wallpaper got me in the beginning xD

Jez and Danielle are friendship goals I need in life.

14:32 there's literally ammo boxes in battleground that auto-reload your special and heavy.

Absolutely hilarious the entire time. Glad you guys got it done.

Jez's vids are like a wild meme themed rollercoaster that just hits a wall abruptly at the end.

10:42 God, what a great edit, lmao

i watched 2 ads at the end of the video hoping there was more, i love it! you are awesome😀

love that stealth 6:44 NGE reference, I see you editor

Im literally 30 seconds into the video and I already know its gonna be amazing.

I love the fact that he directly referenced a joke from The Magicians and i am assuming he has never even heard of the show

Shout out to the editor for editing this video. I watched this stream all the way through and oh BOI a time was had

15:52, free real estate goes off the charts

Jez's videos are slowly becoming Danielle's Rage: The Video and i am here for it

@traveldanielle

2 жыл бұрын

my videos have been Danielle's Rage: The Cinematic Experience for years.

@ManLikeMatts

2 жыл бұрын

@@traveldanielle firstly I'm subbed so I know and secondly Jez's videos are Danielle's Rage: The Trailer 🤣🤣

My attitude is kind of bullshit right now.” Now THATS a vibe

Datto's rage is the best part of those vids lol

My favorite is watching the best of season of arrivals where Datto asks everyone to put deathbringer on and everyone flips out u don’t have it and u still don’t have it

I've been waiting for this video since I saw the stream

also it goes without saying but I love you three, so much

Thanks for the vid, Jeb!

I solo played this mission, and F*** me was it a pain in the PP.

All these frequent Jez uploads boutta make more than an exotic mission hard

I always love how Datto sounds emotionally tired when he plays with Jez

My favourite thing about Jez vids is that I can feel datto’s will to live die slowly

Do my eyes deceive me? A Th3Jez video, ONE day after a previous one? Very nice

that jez get in the tank reference actually killed me there, gj editor lmaooooo

Each time I rewatch this episode, it solidifies my suspicion that Travel is Datto's beard. You guys are great lmao

Favorite thing in these videos is Danielle struggling as much as jez while he's at a grandmaster+ light level disparity

I just recently did this mission solo and I later realized using the interceptor turbo thrust move lol takes off a portion of the tanks life without dealing too much damage to your own vehicle

The worst part of this video is that Jez doesn’t have the Gjallarhorn catalyst.

3 days and 3 videos? What an absolute time to be alive. Th3Jez stock is at an all time high babeeeeeeeee

Almost choked on my soda bc I died laughing at the anime door

Dat Halo music in Vox Obscura - brilliant... and I didn't even play Halo, at all

10:42 the windows XP desktop with the open tabs at the bottom LOL

Jeb not having Deathbringer is my favourite bit

3/4 of these videos are just Daito dying while Danielle and Jesus laugh

“Is it a armour peace” when jez said that for the helm I felt personally insulted

Realizing that there is a recurring theme with Jez never having deathbringer.

I was hoping this video would come one day.

i've never seen this crackhead boss jump around so much ya'll got super unlucky

the insert of the ER music really worked here lol way to go :D

I didn’t know you could curse like a sailor this on your content 😂😂😂❤️💯🙏

The team rocket thing is so true.

jez and danielle being literally the same person never gets old

The checkpoints while still being timed is where it’s at

I find it hilarious that I think three times it's been now where Datto exclaims that Jez doesn't have Deathbringer. I think it's been like 3 years of just hearing that now.

bruh @0:10 already got me ded AHAHAHAHAHAHA JEZOHMYGOD

i love how jez has friendshipcouple vibes with both danielle and datto at the same time

Today socks a** I need fresh Jez content for a mood boost!

Your videos always make me laugh as I mostly understand what you say

I love how your warlock looks like a new light

If anyone ever tells me what the definition of pain is all I'm gonna say is Vox Obscura (Master).

I also quiv my pants when Jez posts