The only "3" you'll see in a Half-Life title.

@hamsandwhich2886

8 жыл бұрын

true

@jacksongibbs8998

7 жыл бұрын

So true. I noticed that this is the last video that Jahosiphat uploaded. Is it possible that Valve put a hit on him for saying the number he wasn’t supposed to say.

@qwerty-cf9ug

7 жыл бұрын

But it is awful.

@nuv2987

7 жыл бұрын

3ZX8Ball ikr

@akuthemasterofmasters1117

6 жыл бұрын

Gorgeous Freeman would like to talk to you

4:24 So that's how gordon just "appeared" in lost coast.

@ScruffyGamerAnimations

7 жыл бұрын

Holy mother of St. Oga!

I miss this guy almost watched every parody on this channel. Came back after so many years but he didn't uploaded anything in 7 years ;/

@vovlasc9817

2 жыл бұрын

sad

@M3rk420

2 жыл бұрын

What happened to him?

@Fleksu157

2 жыл бұрын

@@M3rk420 He probably just moved on with his personal life and probably he had less time to work on any animation

@M3rk420

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fleksu157 yeah, true, really the answer that goes to why most old channels die out and never return on youtube. Just wish they normally have a closure

@Fleksu157

2 жыл бұрын

@@M3rk420 Like all of us my man

2:34 "And if you see Doctor Breen, tell him I said I'm a FREAKING HEADHUMPER" That is going in my mod

Wow I'm glad I had an affect on you back in the day! Thank you and thanks to everyone else for the great comments. I wish I could crank out videos as fast as some other people on here but I appreciate everyone's patience!

Oh man this is a classic! I remember watching it when it came out and laughing my ass off. Sad to know that he hasnt uploaded anything in almost 10 years tho...

@automatonm99

Жыл бұрын

Right with you man this took me back a number of years, Last time I saw him post anything was on his Twitter in 2014.

@Luka2000_

Жыл бұрын

@@automatonm99 its sad that most old yt legends are gone

@automatonm99

Жыл бұрын

@@Luka2000_ I saw this video when it first came out. I was in 8th grade 14 now I'm 24. Modern KZread got all this woke bs everywhere now, 10 years ago was a different time. I miss it.

@Luka2000_

Жыл бұрын

@@automatonm99 same man same

@AndersonMallonyMALLONY-EricCF

11 ай бұрын

Dam it has been 13 years or something since I watched the first one with my friend when young. One of my favorite videos back then along with the 2nd. I'm 30 now, time flies.

You still alive, Jahosiphat? I miss your videos, man. You were a huge inspiration to me way back when, and I hope your doing alright. Thanks for all the funnies and the feels over the years. Edit 2021: His last Twitter post was in 2014, saying life stuff was getting in the way of animation. However, he's currently subscribed to a youtube channel that was created in 2016, so that's the latest sign of activity from him. I just hope he ain't dead.

@lordgdvei

6 жыл бұрын

Today is may 16 2018. It’s been five years since an upload

@Sournale

5 жыл бұрын

It’s August 20th 2018 now.

@ack7494

5 жыл бұрын

Sam Ferretter October 7th 2018. Long damn time

@clientsname2933

5 жыл бұрын

@@ack7494 November 23rd, 2018. Still nothing.

@ack7494

5 жыл бұрын

jacob vaughn I know man, it’s like he died.

DR.FREEMAN DR.FREEMAN DR.FREEMAN 5:58

@tommy.1972

10 жыл бұрын

DAT FACE AND VOICE XD

@samirkiazimoff5173

10 жыл бұрын

I think G-Man its Gordon Freeman comes out from future to help himself to save world. ( i know my English is perfect :D )

@tommy.1972

10 жыл бұрын

Yes he is,is Gordon Freeman from future Your spanish?

@samirkiazimoff5173

10 жыл бұрын

TheHacker666 No, ukrainian :)

@tommy.1972

10 жыл бұрын

ok

2:34 Gordon thinking: "Am I REALLY going to break my vow of silence for that?"

I love how the series is made like a compilation of homevideos

5:52 LOL Chell

5:58 сколько времени бы не прошло, я всё ровно не перестану смеятся с этого)

This was Jahosiphat’s last video. That can mean only one thing... ...Gabe N had him assassinated for the crime of counting to three.

5:38 "BOOM! Got ya!" Laughed so hard! ROFL

Ya know...I really miss the Gmod animations. Noe Suirce filmmaker all the way

HALF-LIFE PARODY 4! NOW!!!

@EGeorgev

8 жыл бұрын

+Arrowtongue64 did he move to a different channel? Or just stopped? Or passed away?

@arrowtongue

8 жыл бұрын

Emil Georgiev I believe he just stopped or got bored

@EGeorgev

8 жыл бұрын

Arrowtongue64 well, that is preferable to him dying of cancer like Kitty0706

@arrowtongue

8 жыл бұрын

Emil Georgiev I see how you'd guess that

@PebsBeans

8 жыл бұрын

willywonkadailyblah I never said it's bad. On the contrary! IT'S SO HILARIOUS I NEED A FREAKING SEQUEL

06:29 Fast And Furios in a nutshell

@benjaminbloch2070

9 жыл бұрын

Gabe Newell are you the real Gabe Newell or a youtuber that steal the name :/

@hydroastral2830

9 жыл бұрын

Both.I changed my name so Manny times I can't change it anymore

@benjaminbloch2070

9 жыл бұрын

or thats really bad ok i hope that you have luck

@hydroastral2830

9 жыл бұрын

Thx dude ^-^

@thealex2971

9 жыл бұрын

Gabe Newell half life 3 this year ?? ok thanks fuck you

5:50 Hahahaha

@OldBloxycube

3 жыл бұрын

Don't know where Don't know when

Half Life 3. A game I know nothing about. That is until I started doing some research on it. And you won't believe what I have covered. But this information did not come easy. I had to slice, several dragons. Clear out hundreds of dungeons. And even, kill a hooker. But don't fret, it was all worth it in the end. Because this information is so highly classified, that I'm not even allowed to show it on KZread. But lucky for you, I don't give two shits. Because this information must be shared with absolutely everyone. Why you might ask? Because the collapse of the Roman Empire. You see, back in the early stages of development of Half Life 1, Julius Caesar and Abraham Lincoln had a slight disagreement with each other. Julius Caesar wanted to have macaroni and cheese for lunch, but Abraham Lincoln wanted pork chops. Ever since this disagreement, Julius Caesar and Abraham Lincoln never spoke again. Now you might be wondering, what does this have to do with Half Life 3? Absolutely everything. Now it takes a trained eye to notice this, but Julius Caesar's name starts with a J. And the letter J, is the 10th letter in the English alphabet. His last name starts with C, and the letter C, is the 3rd letter in the alphabet. So 10 - 3 = 7. And if you look at Abraham Lincoln's first name it starts with with an A, which is the 1st letter in the alphabet. So 7 - 1 = 6. Now look at his last name. It starts with L, which is the 12th letter. So 6 - 12 = -6. Now think for a second, how many people are we talking about here? That's right, 2. So -6 / 2 = -3. Drop the negative, you get 3. Half Life 3, CONFIRMED. But it's not over yet. You may be wondering why the negative is there. Well to find that out, we must take a close look at, Jesus Christ himself. Now take a close look at Jesus's name. Do you see it? Yeah that's right. There are three S's. But this still doesn't explain where the negative came from. For that, we must look closely into SpongeBob SquarePants. But first, let's look at Jesus's name again. We already know that there's three S's in his name, and there's six letters in his last name. So combine the two, you get 36, and there are 11 letters total in his full name. 36 / 11 = 3.2. Drop the 3., and just look at the 2. Notice, when I add these two words how it all comes together. On Season 2, Episode 36, of the hit TV series, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob sings a song about night. If you reverse the audio and slow it down a bit, this hidden message is revealed. BOOOM!!!! HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED.

@Crasstho

9 жыл бұрын

Lol, I've seen that video

@halfhalo33

9 жыл бұрын

Chris Born What video?

@gabenewell3771

9 жыл бұрын

Jacob Harb The secrets finally out I see... Well with all the money I made off Steam I'll just fortify my HQ so your riots are no threat. Come at me lel.

@orithespiritwolf3459

2 жыл бұрын

Wow- this is the smartest person I seen in comments in a while.

"and if ya see doctor breen, tell 'em i'm the freaking HEADHMPER!" that actually made me giggle a bit

Half Life Parody 3? *Half Life 3 confirmed!*

@zapzthegamer9268

10 жыл бұрын

It was made on 2013. *HL13 CONFIMED*

@vicenteramirez467

4 жыл бұрын

Yes boa, Yes. Finally.

Lesson learned headcrab is more effective than magnusson device and rocket

3 years and no half-life parody 4

@WildRage_

4 жыл бұрын

Ajan Profesyonel one month and no reply

4 жыл бұрын

@@WildRage_ yes

@ScruffyGamerAnimations

4 жыл бұрын

@ one month and no reply

Valve got him for making half life video with 3 in it

Don't worry about it and thanks for the compliment. I actually only worked on this off and on for the past few months. It takes a long time to film the scenes depending on the complexity and editing takes a long time. Since I'm not getting paid for this I can't devote a lot of time working on my films... even though I'd like to.

So... Headcrab kills strider instantly?

@lolicanadian

4 жыл бұрын

No, but there's an option in the configuration to make the AR2's secondary fire (Combine energy balls) insta-kill striders in exactly this fashion.

this is actually a high quality production ! very much enjoyed, thanks and hope to see more soon

Haha! "Somebody take his crowbar..."... So many accurate situations too xD Good one, Jahosiphat! Many good memories with this series as well as The Gmod Parody - some of the first Gmod vids I saw that got me into Gmod and Gmod moviemaking :D

omg I can't stop WATCHING the part where GMan's on the car and is shouting : Doctor Freeman, Doctor Freeman, Doctor Freeman XDDDD I can't help laughing hahahahha nice job

@kennethchou4384

8 жыл бұрын

What's your profile pic?

"If ya see Dr. Breen, tell him I'm a frickin headhumper" xD

The beginning was really funny. You have made a smile on my depressive face, thanks!

6:00 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

@weloc

7 жыл бұрын

Gábor Petrik don't ever say xd

2:26 that was brutal throw another xD

First,and probbably the last time we will see number 3 and Half-Life in one thing...

@creativeusername2547

7 жыл бұрын

Also,I m pretty sure he is dead.

@jacksongibbs8998

4 жыл бұрын

Except maybe my geology textbook.

Dude I just found your channel 10 years later and I’d wish you still do your funny videos! Whatever you are doing right now, I hope you’re feeling good and live a great life!

I love their faces at 1:07 They are like "You got to be shitting me!"

Nostalgia kills me man

5:20 - "Its me you should be concerned about. I have the urge to reproduce." lmao

Thanks for all three parodies. They made me laugh.

4:08 very clean scene

5:58 Doctor freeman..... get off! XD

I do not look like that

@Arch-Tau

10 жыл бұрын

Now you do.

@1-800-YLFEN-NAIE

10 жыл бұрын

Gordon Freeman I didn't know you spoke!

@Arch-Tau

10 жыл бұрын

Cactus JumperDC Maybe he typed.

@noobmasternube3347

10 жыл бұрын

Jan Musiatowicz *GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

@Kuroji2137

10 жыл бұрын

Jan Musiatowicz WCALE NIE!

Never stop making halflife videos Jahosiphat! comedy gold!

I love your videos! :) This never fails to make me laugh.

Good old classic... P.S: Still wait for part 4)

Employee:Lord Gabe! Gabe:What? Employee:Someone made a parody! Gabe:So? Employee:It contains a "3" the cursed woord! Gabe:Dear gaben....

@creativeusername2547

7 жыл бұрын

TheDiamondStar and so Gabe killed him...

@mr.bleechi3371

6 жыл бұрын

TheDiamondStar wait what? 3 is a word? *X-FILES INFINITES*

@mrperson9655

5 жыл бұрын

And... thats why jahosiphat hasnt uploaded a single video in 5 years.

I love you for making these

I'm not sure why I watch the entire thing, but I couldn't stop.

This made my day 😂

@Freef_01

8 жыл бұрын

Your what day?The day of your name?GG,write atleast b or something to it.

@Petar901

3 жыл бұрын

Certiantly a good builder i guess

His videos deserve much more credit and views.

You seriously deserve more views and likes 'cause this is funny! Very well made, indeed...

Man i lose it when the sudden explosions come xD

The ending just killed me xD *throws a life size bomb* HAHA xD

he's waiting for this to be 9 years old to make a new video After nine years in development, we hope it was worth the wait.

ahahahhahaha the part about youtube in the end is just gold. made me laugh. nice one!

Ok, this was hilarious! I love the faces

Everyone wants more, sadly it won't happen. :c

1:14 No! Not Lamarr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@JaydenProductions9

10 жыл бұрын

Lamar is a spy!

The badass Gordon animations were flawless!

this is a work of art

how'd he get the Citadel to explode like that?

@CoolGuy-vv5ig

8 жыл бұрын

+BlazeSnipr Of Notre Dame Replacing the skybox in the hammer map editor with the one from episode two (the map where it exploded)

@M3LT-D0WN

2 жыл бұрын

HITTED ENERGY CORE!

Very sad to see such good channel pass away like that i remember watching his videos a lot when i was a kid.

@ScruffyGamerAnimations

5 жыл бұрын

What do you mean? Is the maker dead?

@its_zamlol

5 жыл бұрын

Scruffy Gamer I am not sure if he is dead but what i mean by " pass away " his channel it been like 5 years . where is he :/

This is... beautifull.... Well done, Gordon.

Wow, really well made ! And really funny too !! You got my hat dudes !

4:04 I died Laughing xD

Doesn't antyone feel kinda sad that this was the last upload of this channel? I mean, what happened to this guy?

@Para_lellogram

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder what he's doing right now

@Para_lellogram

3 жыл бұрын

This video is a lot better then his other ones so I bet he's like in an sfm team

I love the way Gordon shoots at the Citadel with a pistol and it instantly went kaBOOM! :-)

Damn! That's some really good video :D

lol. Did you heard the wood sound at 7:08 XD

Мне понравилось :)) Есть пару угаров))

@kirikplay2349

10 жыл бұрын

Мне тоже ваще ржака пипец!!

@diegezvonka

10 жыл бұрын

мне тоже ВАЩЕ ражчь! капец УГАР! ПЕЧКИ

@swordoman2158

10 жыл бұрын

Денис Киняшев супер ржака

@swordoman2158

10 жыл бұрын

Richard Freightn ннннннн да)))))))))

Fantastic! I'm waiting next film! =)

I came here expecting some really bad, LOLOLOLOL EPISODE 3 video. Boy I was wrong, this is brilliant! XD

5:58

Welcome to the past present.

5:53: Chell? Uehhueheh, this is hilarious! Please, more!

Beautiful.

+Jahosiphat are you still around?

Gman is Gordon Freeman's long lost sister. G(ordon) (Free)man('s long lost sister) that means HL3 is not confirmed.

LMFAO that head crab took out the strider!

So Awesome, MAKE MOAR!

I hope one day you return :)

SFM or Garry's Mod? EDIT: Shit, nevermind.

@user-yr7rm2ox9i

7 жыл бұрын

SFM

@demidovapmk9266

7 жыл бұрын

Pimp Pastry

@JackGriffin745

7 жыл бұрын

This was made with 3D Movie Maker

@methanolslurper

4 жыл бұрын

It is all gmod and hl2

this is suprisingly good

Jahosiphat will return the day half life 3 comes out, i can feel it

Начало Убило))))

@flamikar

4 жыл бұрын

Ага что

@BurgerTankCoach

3 жыл бұрын

Денис? Ахереть, вот точно не ожидал тебя здесь встретить!

Can you make more ?

Time awfully flies by so fast ;-;

I'd like to think that doing that will help speed up the announcement process.

2:53 это ж пиздец :D

HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!

You have done what even GabeN fears. G-Man is coming for you.

That was awesome!

hlf lif 3333 CONFIRMMMEMEDMMMEMDDDDDDD

that video is 9 minutes long. 9 is 3*3.

9 жыл бұрын

FNAF 3 Confirmed

9 жыл бұрын

BOTH CONFIRMED!

@AydenMillersBohawks

9 жыл бұрын

NouNeime YAY!!!!

@DaveCS103

9 жыл бұрын

∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆

9 жыл бұрын

THE POWER OF CONFIRMING

1:31 The one free bullet

The Half Life Parody 4 PLESAE :) laughed my a** off ! Its amazing !!!!

what is the song in the begaing please tell me

@danm.9132

8 жыл бұрын

+Dustin Lott Nuclear Mission Jam - Half Life 1 , Thank me later :)

@trashboy6553

8 жыл бұрын

thanks

@trashboy6553

8 жыл бұрын

o god

@metalvitezek7545

6 жыл бұрын

"Dropship at the water tower"

should've just made it 10 minutes of nothing

at the start till 2:03 is awsome! being freeman like a boss! make more if you are the best of the half life 2 parody 3! you should never surrender!

2022 anyone? Yeah it's been years since Jaho is up. I miss this content.