The Guy Who Decides Olympic Sports 😝🏇🍸🎾🏅

The Olympics: The pinnacle of human ability ... and horses ... but mostly humans 🤣!!!
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  • @Margatatials
    @Margatatials3 жыл бұрын

    sword fighting, but with really skinny swords that bend a bit when you poke each other

  • @rexfischer2336

    @rexfischer2336

    2 жыл бұрын

    I really have a dirty mind

  • @australiansister69
    @australiansister693 жыл бұрын

    Tennis on a table 🤣🤣🤣 love it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @niccikorff8233
    @niccikorff82333 жыл бұрын

    Putting the sport titles like that…..sounds hilarious..Olympics will never be the same 😝

  • @atomicmrpelly
    @atomicmrpelly3 жыл бұрын

    End joke should have been "tennis on a table? What are we gonna call that?"

  • @levlylove
    @levlylove3 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe I've never questioned these.

  • @amandamason6248
    @amandamason62483 жыл бұрын

    Have you done the guy who decides Dulux colour names? Might be a lockdown thing for me...

  • @gypsyymariee
    @gypsyymariee3 жыл бұрын

    Badminton really got me hahaha

  • @heathertruskinger6214
    @heathertruskinger62143 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy, I can't wait to see what you come up with for relay races, the "walk" , and distance running. Let alone all the events in the pool ! 😂

  • @kylolaney7160
    @kylolaney71603 жыл бұрын

    The way jimmy makes these videos makes me think how they actually make these things

  • @cleopetra87
    @cleopetra873 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy, I'm expecting to see you on the red carpet... and given a trophy for what you do 👌 👌 😍 😍 😍

  • @rosie-777
    @rosie-7773 жыл бұрын

    Haha I don't know what rank I am in the comments, I'm here that's all that matters 🤣 brilliant work once again Mr Jimmy 😆

  • @AsherWolfson
    @AsherWolfson3 жыл бұрын

    Can't wait for part two. Looking forward to swimming, shooting and RELAYS.

  • @fiatfiat69
    @fiatfiat693 жыл бұрын

    Australian of the year, mate! Why? Well you are bringing all of us some fun & laughter from this shit covid malakias! Cheers Jimmy 👍👍

  • @cleopetra87

    @cleopetra87

    3 жыл бұрын

    100% I agree 👌 👌

  • @lizel3324

    @lizel3324

    2 жыл бұрын

    And you capture us so well

  • @BomberSteve
    @BomberSteve3 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy....you are one funny dude. Love the laughs you bring to people during these challenging times. Love ya work mate

  • @bealong8718

    @bealong8718

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ironic that he made my kids laugh, now he makes me laugh. Hes a good guy!

  • @BomberSteve

    @BomberSteve

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bealong8718 same here. My boy loved Jimmy giggle. Now we all love Jimmy

  • @WKBacon
    @WKBacon3 жыл бұрын

    Let me remind everyone that Literature was an official Olympic event.

  • @kiaranish2713

    @kiaranish2713

    3 жыл бұрын

    That was an Olympic sport but squash isn’t Mind boggled

  • @WKBacon

    @WKBacon

    3 жыл бұрын

    Arts were in the Olympics from 1912-1948

  • @kiaranish2713

    @kiaranish2713

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh my god

  • @pinkmagicali

    @pinkmagicali

    2 жыл бұрын

    We need to reintroduce that.

  • @isabellwyld5230

    @isabellwyld5230

    5 ай бұрын

    So sculpting was Olympic sport , that would be great to see

  • @mirandajohnston2346
    @mirandajohnston23462 жыл бұрын

    he is literally a national treasure jimmy rees

  • @heathertruskinger6214
    @heathertruskinger62143 жыл бұрын

    Ah..... Jason, Jason, Jason.....just wait til your kids start Little Athletics ! This brought back so many memories 🤣

  • @maureenackerley8024
    @maureenackerley80243 жыл бұрын

    I'm 73 and you give me such a great belly laugh. Jerk, Snatch. I'd always wondered why they called them that. PMSL!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lukechioatto9167
    @lukechioatto91673 жыл бұрын

    I want your channel to to be o TV!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I love it soooo much!!!

  • @dawnmichelle4403
    @dawnmichelle44033 жыл бұрын

    I've never understood how any kind of dancing ended up in the Olympics 🤷🏻‍♀️ This is hilarious! 😘

  • @wishuponastar3179
    @wishuponastar31793 жыл бұрын

    Oh Jimmy, I can't wait for your next one😂😅😭🤣👍👍👍👍🏆🏆🏆

  • @barbaran9003
    @barbaran90033 жыл бұрын

    🤣 thanks Jimmy, I needed this to distract from the news Melbourians have received today

  • @markfryer9880

    @markfryer9880

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, don't forget to thank Sydney! Thanks Sydney for ruining our run of Covid free days!

  • @BernardSolomon
    @BernardSolomon3 жыл бұрын

    Baddddddmin. .... Good man. A laugh is good for the lockdown. Thanks mate.

  • @minwade5436
    @minwade54363 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious, thanks for the laughs, we all need them atm. Can’t wait till you get around to gymnastics. LOL

  • @DukeOfTwist
    @DukeOfTwist3 жыл бұрын

    Creative Comedic Genius - Gold Medal Performance

  • @vegometer
    @vegometer3 жыл бұрын

    This needs a part two. ‘The guy’ has only just started!

  • @lukeclarke8054
    @lukeclarke80543 жыл бұрын

    I actually love the Olympics. Also giggle and hoot 🦉 I knew I knew you from somewhere.

  • @freshfreenlovinit
    @freshfreenlovinit3 жыл бұрын

    I love the guy who decides things videos. There seems to be an endless supply of subjects in this realm. I was just thinking of a very short video Jimmy could make about the guy who decides the colour scheme of car dashboards - black.

  • @feichannel
    @feichannel2 жыл бұрын

    A section for horses? It’ll never work 😜

  • @CodyGissel

    @CodyGissel

    2 жыл бұрын

    Omg the actual governing body for equestrian events saw this video 😳

  • @wishuponastar3179
    @wishuponastar31793 жыл бұрын

    Poor Jason ❤️❤️❤️ Thanks Jimmy! I always love all your comedy. You're so lovely. 🤩🤩🌠🌠🤗🤗

  • @Mms328
    @Mms3282 жыл бұрын

    Oh dear… I find myself bingewatching Jimmy Rees on KZread and I can’t stop myself..!

  • @philippa5004
    @philippa50043 жыл бұрын

    Bad Minton 😂👏👏👏

  • @iralia333
    @iralia3333 жыл бұрын

    Horse ballet. Upside-down water dancing. Clean and jerk. Snatch. BADminton and shuttlecock. Tennis on a table. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Jason Jason Jason

  • @clareloney
    @clareloney3 жыл бұрын

    I think you just accurately defined how I feel about some of those bizarre events.... Are you reading my mind...??? ❤🤔❤🤔❤🤔❤

  • @tychobra1
    @tychobra16 ай бұрын

    Goodminton had me laughing in tears 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @jasonpost913
    @jasonpost9133 жыл бұрын

    Kind of surprised he didn't go straight from 1500 meters into "another race, even longer" "how long? 3000? " "No Jason! 42,195 meters"

  • @lachlanmarshall2820
    @lachlanmarshall28203 жыл бұрын

    This is amazing! Gr8 job jimmy!

  • @StacksOnBricks
    @StacksOnBricks3 жыл бұрын

    Oh mate, I can’t wait for the Part 2 of this one. Jumping off a bendy-board into a pool, jumping off a bendy-board into a pool together, jumping off a very high non-bendy platform. Riding a bike… around an oval… with a slope…

  • @Geebee67
    @Geebee673 жыл бұрын

    Good one Jimmy, thanks for the laughs 👍🏼

  • @kristinmartin2899
    @kristinmartin28993 жыл бұрын

    Gold! Can’t wait for the Winter Olympic version 😂😂😂😂😂 #curling

  • @Yesica1993
    @Yesica19933 жыл бұрын

    That's pretty much how I see the Olympics!

  • @jimclark5892
    @jimclark58923 жыл бұрын

    Easily one of my favorite KZread series. Soooo funny.

  • @oges74
    @oges743 жыл бұрын

    I was sure it must have been this guy who came up with the 'Walk' event 🤔😆

  • @markfryer9880

    @markfryer9880

    3 жыл бұрын

    Now THAT is one strange event! You only need to see the way that they "walk" to know that it's weird.

  • @wishuponastar3179
    @wishuponastar31793 жыл бұрын

    oh Jimmy, you have more lockdown material coming up your sleeve since Victoria are going to cop it.....again! This is going to go on forever!!!!!

  • @flyingdutch9818
    @flyingdutch98183 жыл бұрын

    My name is Jason; been crying/laughing for minutes

  • @KatsuNoJutsu
    @KatsuNoJutsu3 жыл бұрын

    Lol I described dressage to my non- horsey partner as horse dancing. 😂

  • @davidfisher5507
    @davidfisher55073 жыл бұрын

    We need the guy to decide on how to score a tennis match please.

  • @DroneKingsInDarwin
    @DroneKingsInDarwin3 жыл бұрын

    1600m to far - STOP IT! LMAO

  • @akeinedirisinghe3313
    @akeinedirisinghe33132 жыл бұрын

    Good old jimmy as I can just remember him as jimmy giggle from a fave show of mine when I was a kid

  • @chiaroscuroamore
    @chiaroscuroamore3 жыл бұрын

    Another hilarious video!! For a second I was picturing the horses going over the jumps riderless and I got the giggles lol

  • @OzScalemodeling
    @OzScalemodeling3 жыл бұрын

    Love it 👍👍👍

  • @kelljA
    @kelljA3 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy/Jason, that made my day!

  • @99thTuesday
    @99thTuesday3 жыл бұрын

    Fun Fact: ‘Painting’ and ‘Architecture’ used to be Olympic Events before 1928

  • @Jack-kz4nb
    @Jack-kz4nb3 жыл бұрын

    Well down, you have cured my boredom while Sydney is experiencing 4 more weeks of lockdown. Well Done Jimmy!

  • @kilodeltawhisky1504
    @kilodeltawhisky15042 жыл бұрын

    I love the cackling!

  • @daviddehaas6452
    @daviddehaas64523 жыл бұрын

    Love it Tennis Table! Haha Haha!

  • @SimonPollock
    @SimonPollock3 жыл бұрын

    "A Julie Andrews" hahahah!

  • @tezzasbigbuz3933
    @tezzasbigbuz39333 жыл бұрын

    Bro my kids are going to live this when they get older hahahahah

  • @pwillis1589.
    @pwillis1589.3 жыл бұрын

    It must be a really sad excuse for a person to give Jimmy a thumbs down.

  • @duncandonuts6959

    @duncandonuts6959

    3 жыл бұрын

    Serious badminton fans 😂

  • @DG-pu1lp

    @DG-pu1lp

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or people that like playing tennis on tables 🤣

  • @deecalemel

    @deecalemel

    3 жыл бұрын

    Maybe it's Jason's family?

  • @devononair
    @devononair3 ай бұрын

    We'll get people to cycle, Jason! Oh right, so so they race? Don't be silly Jason! They do backflips! Backflips? And a 360 tailwhip!

  • @Yarraville_Emma
    @Yarraville_Emma3 жыл бұрын

    This was genuinely funny!

  • @TreasureHuntingNana
    @TreasureHuntingNana3 жыл бұрын

    the sexual innuendos ... BAHAHAHAHA

  • @MrsGisawesome
    @MrsGisawesome3 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Rees.... pointing out the blindingly obvious and astounding us since 2020. Another ripsnorter!!

  • @Sweezer82
    @Sweezer822 жыл бұрын

    Just found these like few hours ago. Laughed out so hard to the packaging ones at work that my co-workers came to ask if everything was alright.

  • @candicehill7290
    @candicehill72903 жыл бұрын

    videos are so amazing love them they always make me laugh especially my family members when they say that down I send it to them and they always crack up

  • @djbethell
    @djbethell2 жыл бұрын

    I’m hooked on this guy.

  • @disgurl1235
    @disgurl12352 жыл бұрын

    This man needs an Oscar

  • @simon_patterson
    @simon_patterson3 жыл бұрын

    Nobody will tell me why a Battle of the Bands is not an Olympic event. It should be.

  • @lincdc12
    @lincdc123 жыл бұрын

    1:41 some static feedback. Thought my soundbar was going bad but it does it on my phone too

  • @filizzenan
    @filizzenan2 жыл бұрын

    I love sport 🥎 solid work jimmy

  • @richardtee2031
    @richardtee20313 жыл бұрын

    Oh you mean ping pong? No Jason! table tennis!

  • @matthewmitchell3457
    @matthewmitchell34575 ай бұрын

    "Fine, you want a long race, Jason, I'll give you a long race. Reeeally long. Miles and miles and miles!" "Ok, great, a show of endurance! How many, like a nice and even 20, 25?" *spits drink* "No, Jason, those are stupid numbers! I think 26!" "Ok, but why not..." "Point 2."

  • @davidunwin7868
    @davidunwin78683 жыл бұрын

    Get ready for another Meanwhile in Aust.... Vic might lockdown

  • @MafiaboysWorld

    @MafiaboysWorld

    3 жыл бұрын

    And just like that they called it.

  • @davidunwin7868

    @davidunwin7868

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MafiaboysWorld tuned into ABC now

  • @MafiaboysWorld

    @MafiaboysWorld

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@davidunwin7868 Atleast Jimmy has time to make a new episode now, no excuses. 😁👍

  • @WKBacon
    @WKBacon3 жыл бұрын

    Interesting fact: Gran Turismo and/or sim racing games in general could become an official Olympic Sport in the future.

  • @Kayli3X_x
    @Kayli3X_x3 жыл бұрын

    jason jason jason haha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kippen64
    @kippen643 жыл бұрын

    As someone who is wholeheartedly sick of the Olympics, thought this was funny. Thank goodness I am too untalented to ever be an Olympic contender. I just wouldn't go.

  • @rawyld

    @rawyld

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah its become too political, I am more interested in the fan art.

  • @markfryer9880

    @markfryer9880

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sick of the Olympics already? But we haven't even got to the start of the Olympics yet! What are you going to be like at the start of Week Two of the Olympics Program or Heaven Forbid, The Closing Ceremony?

  • @kippen64

    @kippen64

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@markfryer9880 Have been sick of the Olympics for years. Was first turned off by the Olympics team selection process and the current dramas as regards Covid and the Olympics has just completely killed off the whole idea for me.

  • @jamesrobertwhitaker2599
    @jamesrobertwhitaker25993 жыл бұрын

    Looking forward to the sailing

  • @M0ntaroo
    @M0ntaroo3 жыл бұрын

    Haha fantastic

  • @78macka
    @78macka Жыл бұрын

    “Sir jumping over fences what’s the point people don’t do that” “Horses do Jason” “This Is for humans sir” “Horses lets make a section for horses Jason!” I Can’t 😂😂😂

  • @MrBennyrick77
    @MrBennyrick773 жыл бұрын

    hahahaha yaaaaa Olympics!

  • @lishfish8821
    @lishfish88213 жыл бұрын

    “Shut up Jason” gives me “Shut up Tasmania” energy and I’m here for it🤣 Edited cause I can’t spell😩

  • @rileybourke
    @rileybourke3 жыл бұрын

    You are so creative I love your content

  • @nataliatheweirdo
    @nataliatheweirdo2 жыл бұрын

    As someone who’s never been able to coordinate doing triple jump, i would love to do a julie andrews and then a jump

  • @CloudyBee77
    @CloudyBee772 жыл бұрын

    Gold.

  • @kaseyford1490
    @kaseyford1490 Жыл бұрын

    This actually makes sport sound like a pointless activity 😂😂

  • @CaptsuneMiku
    @CaptsuneMiku3 жыл бұрын

    JASON, JASON, JASON, YOU HAVE GOT TO WATCH THIS VIDEO

  • @theena
    @theena2 жыл бұрын

    Now I won't be able to watch the triple jump here after without thinking of Julie Andrews.

  • @cheralyncoffey2474
    @cheralyncoffey24743 жыл бұрын

    Shut up Jason! 😂😂😂

  • @carrieswank
    @carrieswank Жыл бұрын

    Good Minton is my favorite.

  • @robertjansen7361
    @robertjansen73613 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣😂😂 Can you please do one about the virus.. I mean some of the ridiculous restrictions. I'll kick it off for you... "You have to wear a mask to stop the spread" "All the time?" "No Jason, only inside. And only when you're walking around" "Why?" "Jason, Jason, Jason, because you are not infectious when you sit down to eat, ha ha " "Really?" "Yes, the virus knows when you are moving around you see, so when you sit down to eat you're safe" ......Okay Jimmy take it from there, you're welcome🤣🤣

  • @k4mf0164
    @k4mf01646 ай бұрын

    I was kind of expecting the non Jason guy to announce the track lengths in inches. Or maybe in miles, lines, and poppyseeds.

  • @keeleeng
    @keeleeng3 жыл бұрын

    When he runs out of his drink.. good to show him filling it again

  • @thumpergman
    @thumpergman3 жыл бұрын

    great stuff

  • @mrsnatural2368
    @mrsnatural23682 жыл бұрын

    Jumping off really tall things into water. Jumping around on a mat.

  • @matthudsonau
    @matthudsonau3 жыл бұрын

    Anyone else getting sound issues @1:40?

  • @nusket7448

    @nusket7448

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought my headphones were dying for a second! Glad to know it wasn't just me!!

  • @theblackmini4695

    @theblackmini4695

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yep, some microphone crackling for about 4 seconds.

  • @tin2001

    @tin2001

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was a mouse moving past the end of my bed... Had to pause the video to check whether I needed to move some traps.

  • @hOurworld11
    @hOurworld112 жыл бұрын

    The Jerk & Snatch

  • @chloeevem
    @chloeevem3 жыл бұрын

    Is 2 hours considered early? Anyways, cracked me up!!! 🤣🤣

  • @squalloogal
    @squalloogal3 жыл бұрын

    “The snatch…” 😶😶😶😶

  • @bakugoslefttoe5569
    @bakugoslefttoe55693 жыл бұрын

    A Julie Andrews 😂🤣

  • @MafiaboysWorld
    @MafiaboysWorld3 жыл бұрын

    People laughing at this video and all I want is more Meanwhile in Australia thanks to Gladys and the removalists. 😢

  • @VapingBogan

    @VapingBogan

    3 жыл бұрын

    Gladys & the removalists sounds like a new ska band 🤣

  • @MafiaboysWorld

    @MafiaboysWorld

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@VapingBogan Yep, you can catch them playing anywhere that isn't South Western Sydney. 🤣👍