The Guy Who Decides Olympic Sports 😝🏇🍸🎾🏅
The Olympics: The pinnacle of human ability ... and horses ... but mostly humans 🤣!!!
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sword fighting, but with really skinny swords that bend a bit when you poke each other
@rexfischer2336
2 жыл бұрын
I really have a dirty mind
Tennis on a table 🤣🤣🤣 love it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Putting the sport titles like that…..sounds hilarious..Olympics will never be the same 😝
End joke should have been "tennis on a table? What are we gonna call that?"
I can't believe I've never questioned these.
Have you done the guy who decides Dulux colour names? Might be a lockdown thing for me...
Badminton really got me hahaha
Jimmy, I can't wait to see what you come up with for relay races, the "walk" , and distance running. Let alone all the events in the pool ! 😂
The way jimmy makes these videos makes me think how they actually make these things
Jimmy, I'm expecting to see you on the red carpet... and given a trophy for what you do 👌 👌 😍 😍 😍
Haha I don't know what rank I am in the comments, I'm here that's all that matters 🤣 brilliant work once again Mr Jimmy 😆
Can't wait for part two. Looking forward to swimming, shooting and RELAYS.
Australian of the year, mate! Why? Well you are bringing all of us some fun & laughter from this shit covid malakias! Cheers Jimmy 👍👍
@cleopetra87
3 жыл бұрын
100% I agree 👌 👌
@lizel3324
2 жыл бұрын
And you capture us so well
Jimmy....you are one funny dude. Love the laughs you bring to people during these challenging times. Love ya work mate
@bealong8718
3 жыл бұрын
Ironic that he made my kids laugh, now he makes me laugh. Hes a good guy!
@BomberSteve
3 жыл бұрын
@@bealong8718 same here. My boy loved Jimmy giggle. Now we all love Jimmy
Let me remind everyone that Literature was an official Olympic event.
@kiaranish2713
3 жыл бұрын
That was an Olympic sport but squash isn’t Mind boggled
@WKBacon
3 жыл бұрын
Arts were in the Olympics from 1912-1948
@kiaranish2713
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god
@pinkmagicali
2 жыл бұрын
We need to reintroduce that.
@isabellwyld5230
5 ай бұрын
So sculpting was Olympic sport , that would be great to see
he is literally a national treasure jimmy rees
Ah..... Jason, Jason, Jason.....just wait til your kids start Little Athletics ! This brought back so many memories 🤣
I'm 73 and you give me such a great belly laugh. Jerk, Snatch. I'd always wondered why they called them that. PMSL!! 🤣🤣🤣
I want your channel to to be o TV!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I love it soooo much!!!
I've never understood how any kind of dancing ended up in the Olympics 🤷🏻♀️ This is hilarious! 😘
Oh Jimmy, I can't wait for your next one😂😅😭🤣👍👍👍👍🏆🏆🏆
🤣 thanks Jimmy, I needed this to distract from the news Melbourians have received today
@markfryer9880
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, don't forget to thank Sydney! Thanks Sydney for ruining our run of Covid free days!
Baddddddmin. .... Good man. A laugh is good for the lockdown. Thanks mate.
Hilarious, thanks for the laughs, we all need them atm. Can’t wait till you get around to gymnastics. LOL
Creative Comedic Genius - Gold Medal Performance
This needs a part two. ‘The guy’ has only just started!
I actually love the Olympics. Also giggle and hoot 🦉 I knew I knew you from somewhere.
I love the guy who decides things videos. There seems to be an endless supply of subjects in this realm. I was just thinking of a very short video Jimmy could make about the guy who decides the colour scheme of car dashboards - black.
A section for horses? It’ll never work 😜
@CodyGissel
2 жыл бұрын
Omg the actual governing body for equestrian events saw this video 😳
Poor Jason ❤️❤️❤️ Thanks Jimmy! I always love all your comedy. You're so lovely. 🤩🤩🌠🌠🤗🤗
Oh dear… I find myself bingewatching Jimmy Rees on KZread and I can’t stop myself..!
Bad Minton 😂👏👏👏
Horse ballet. Upside-down water dancing. Clean and jerk. Snatch. BADminton and shuttlecock. Tennis on a table. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Jason Jason Jason
I think you just accurately defined how I feel about some of those bizarre events.... Are you reading my mind...??? ❤🤔❤🤔❤🤔❤
Goodminton had me laughing in tears 😂🤣😂🤣
Kind of surprised he didn't go straight from 1500 meters into "another race, even longer" "how long? 3000? " "No Jason! 42,195 meters"
This is amazing! Gr8 job jimmy!
Oh mate, I can’t wait for the Part 2 of this one. Jumping off a bendy-board into a pool, jumping off a bendy-board into a pool together, jumping off a very high non-bendy platform. Riding a bike… around an oval… with a slope…
Good one Jimmy, thanks for the laughs 👍🏼
Gold! Can’t wait for the Winter Olympic version 😂😂😂😂😂 #curling
That's pretty much how I see the Olympics!
Easily one of my favorite KZread series. Soooo funny.
I was sure it must have been this guy who came up with the 'Walk' event 🤔😆
@markfryer9880
3 жыл бұрын
Now THAT is one strange event! You only need to see the way that they "walk" to know that it's weird.
oh Jimmy, you have more lockdown material coming up your sleeve since Victoria are going to cop it.....again! This is going to go on forever!!!!!
My name is Jason; been crying/laughing for minutes
Lol I described dressage to my non- horsey partner as horse dancing. 😂
We need the guy to decide on how to score a tennis match please.
1600m to far - STOP IT! LMAO
Good old jimmy as I can just remember him as jimmy giggle from a fave show of mine when I was a kid
Another hilarious video!! For a second I was picturing the horses going over the jumps riderless and I got the giggles lol
Love it 👍👍👍
Jimmy/Jason, that made my day!
Fun Fact: ‘Painting’ and ‘Architecture’ used to be Olympic Events before 1928
Well down, you have cured my boredom while Sydney is experiencing 4 more weeks of lockdown. Well Done Jimmy!
I love the cackling!
Love it Tennis Table! Haha Haha!
"A Julie Andrews" hahahah!
Bro my kids are going to live this when they get older hahahahah
It must be a really sad excuse for a person to give Jimmy a thumbs down.
@duncandonuts6959
3 жыл бұрын
Serious badminton fans 😂
@DG-pu1lp
3 жыл бұрын
Or people that like playing tennis on tables 🤣
@deecalemel
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's Jason's family?
We'll get people to cycle, Jason! Oh right, so so they race? Don't be silly Jason! They do backflips! Backflips? And a 360 tailwhip!
This was genuinely funny!
the sexual innuendos ... BAHAHAHAHA
Jimmy Rees.... pointing out the blindingly obvious and astounding us since 2020. Another ripsnorter!!
Just found these like few hours ago. Laughed out so hard to the packaging ones at work that my co-workers came to ask if everything was alright.
videos are so amazing love them they always make me laugh especially my family members when they say that down I send it to them and they always crack up
I’m hooked on this guy.
This man needs an Oscar
Nobody will tell me why a Battle of the Bands is not an Olympic event. It should be.
1:41 some static feedback. Thought my soundbar was going bad but it does it on my phone too
I love sport 🥎 solid work jimmy
Oh you mean ping pong? No Jason! table tennis!
"Fine, you want a long race, Jason, I'll give you a long race. Reeeally long. Miles and miles and miles!" "Ok, great, a show of endurance! How many, like a nice and even 20, 25?" *spits drink* "No, Jason, those are stupid numbers! I think 26!" "Ok, but why not..." "Point 2."
Get ready for another Meanwhile in Aust.... Vic might lockdown
@MafiaboysWorld
3 жыл бұрын
And just like that they called it.
@davidunwin7868
3 жыл бұрын
@@MafiaboysWorld tuned into ABC now
@MafiaboysWorld
3 жыл бұрын
@@davidunwin7868 Atleast Jimmy has time to make a new episode now, no excuses. 😁👍
Interesting fact: Gran Turismo and/or sim racing games in general could become an official Olympic Sport in the future.
jason jason jason haha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As someone who is wholeheartedly sick of the Olympics, thought this was funny. Thank goodness I am too untalented to ever be an Olympic contender. I just wouldn't go.
@rawyld
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah its become too political, I am more interested in the fan art.
@markfryer9880
3 жыл бұрын
Sick of the Olympics already? But we haven't even got to the start of the Olympics yet! What are you going to be like at the start of Week Two of the Olympics Program or Heaven Forbid, The Closing Ceremony?
@kippen64
3 жыл бұрын
@@markfryer9880 Have been sick of the Olympics for years. Was first turned off by the Olympics team selection process and the current dramas as regards Covid and the Olympics has just completely killed off the whole idea for me.
Looking forward to the sailing
Haha fantastic
“Sir jumping over fences what’s the point people don’t do that” “Horses do Jason” “This Is for humans sir” “Horses lets make a section for horses Jason!” I Can’t 😂😂😂
hahahaha yaaaaa Olympics!
“Shut up Jason” gives me “Shut up Tasmania” energy and I’m here for it🤣 Edited cause I can’t spell😩
You are so creative I love your content
As someone who’s never been able to coordinate doing triple jump, i would love to do a julie andrews and then a jump
Gold.
This actually makes sport sound like a pointless activity 😂😂
JASON, JASON, JASON, YOU HAVE GOT TO WATCH THIS VIDEO
Now I won't be able to watch the triple jump here after without thinking of Julie Andrews.
Shut up Jason! 😂😂😂
Good Minton is my favorite.
🤣🤣😂😂 Can you please do one about the virus.. I mean some of the ridiculous restrictions. I'll kick it off for you... "You have to wear a mask to stop the spread" "All the time?" "No Jason, only inside. And only when you're walking around" "Why?" "Jason, Jason, Jason, because you are not infectious when you sit down to eat, ha ha " "Really?" "Yes, the virus knows when you are moving around you see, so when you sit down to eat you're safe" ......Okay Jimmy take it from there, you're welcome🤣🤣
I was kind of expecting the non Jason guy to announce the track lengths in inches. Or maybe in miles, lines, and poppyseeds.
When he runs out of his drink.. good to show him filling it again
great stuff
Jumping off really tall things into water. Jumping around on a mat.
Anyone else getting sound issues @1:40?
@nusket7448
3 жыл бұрын
I thought my headphones were dying for a second! Glad to know it wasn't just me!!
@theblackmini4695
3 жыл бұрын
Yep, some microphone crackling for about 4 seconds.
@tin2001
3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a mouse moving past the end of my bed... Had to pause the video to check whether I needed to move some traps.
The Jerk & Snatch
Is 2 hours considered early? Anyways, cracked me up!!! 🤣🤣
“The snatch…” 😶😶😶😶
A Julie Andrews 😂🤣
People laughing at this video and all I want is more Meanwhile in Australia thanks to Gladys and the removalists. 😢
@VapingBogan
3 жыл бұрын
Gladys & the removalists sounds like a new ska band 🤣
@MafiaboysWorld
3 жыл бұрын
@@VapingBogan Yep, you can catch them playing anywhere that isn't South Western Sydney. 🤣👍