The Guy Who Decides Stuff is unironically my favourite thing ever.

@gloryoconnell9996

Жыл бұрын

same

@thomaskositzki9424

6 ай бұрын

same Best comedy in a looong while for me.

'A Big Circle of Angry'. He hit the nail on the head. Sad but true.

"We're men, men in tights. Tight tights!"🎼

The big circle of angry will generally have a lion emblem in the middle of it. The description of cycle lanes is absolutely on point. Debris all over them, they just end when roads get a bit thinner, they end when there's a roadside tree, they have a rougher ride than a Tasmanian PM and there just isn't anywhere near enough of them.

Not to mention the bike lane suddenly disappearing at an intersection and the cyclist being plunged into traffic and forced to merge with angry cars 😭

I went to your concert in Sydney the other day and I must say it is the funniest thing in the world! I love your sense of humour! Keep up the great work!!!!

I fucking love it. Poor Jason. "What are you, an idiot, Jason?"

If Jimmy doesn’t win every single award for acting, something is wrong with society. Had me in hysterics as always!

@thomaskositzki9424

6 ай бұрын

Yep, he is just awesome. 😄

😂😂😂 The Guy who decides cycling and wearing lycra, now that would be something to see. Never knew he liked Robin Hood🤪 Thanks for the fun Jimmy 🚴🚴🚴🥇

That last " slurp" at the end got me. Brilliant. 😊

"...and dog poo." HAHAHA!! I absolutely lost it!! Waaaay back when I cycled all over Vancouver, petrified dog poo with bike tire tracks always made me pull over for a moment of silence for the poor fool who had to find about 15 puddles to ride through to de-gross the bike. Another excellent episode of Guy Who Decides!

And you all have to gather for coffee at a hipster cafe after your ride…

@thepsychologist8159

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, I think that's a classic. Nothing like quenching your thirst with a coffee after a hard 'casual' ride. I'm a cyclist but I ride a heavy mountain bike to build muscle, strength and cardio, not a light-weight road bike because I want to go fast. I think it's hilarious when an overweight cashed-up male public servant will buy a $10k road bike because it weighs 500 grams less than a $4k bike, not realising that if he just loses weight, he could save himself $6k.

Wooohooo. Pumped. Jimmy 2 nights in a row!

Drivers will lose their minds…🤣🤣🤣

We love men in tights! But not middle aged dudes on bikes! Love love the reference!!

MAMIL's Middle Aged Men In Lycra

The guy who designs the exchange rates, eg, 100 000 000 000 000 rubles is now equal to 1 gram of rice ?.

OMG the best!! I did hope for bloopers but really was perfect as is “the circle of angry” could be applied to SO many things 🤣

The Guy Who Decides…Please do Pubs & Restaurants…Everyday, this happens in Hospitality… Customer orders food, the waiter takes food out to the customer, calls out what the food is, whilst looking at that customer who, DID order that food only to have the customer give the waiter an unsure look as if they didn’t order it then looks around at their friends asking, “Is that your food, did you order that!?” 🙄🙄🙄🤪😣🤯

Love this guy,thank's Jimmy.🤣🤣

The sip at the end.

Nailed it!!!🤣🤣

I nearly wet myself laughing. This is so accurate. And middle aged men in lycra is not a good image to carry for the rest of the day🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think Jason deserves a holiday . . . which would require a replacement . . . who would be ACTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@JenniferZMajor

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!!

Can’t forget wearing those click-clack shoes to the cafes afterward.

@crazymusicchick

2 жыл бұрын

In wa its normally a dome Cafe lol

@orangejuicepony6881

2 жыл бұрын

Clipless shoes

@thomaskositzki9424

6 ай бұрын

They make sense. You go noticably faster (about 2 kp/h) and make you tire much slower. They are not for show... But arkward for anything but cycling. 😄

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 gold

HA HA HA! 🤣I Rode My BIKE. In Basic "BLACK" Sandals , Shorts, and T-shirt! Around a 4km Track in 4 Minutes when I was 18! The FANCY "COFFEE SHOP" was 100 Kilometers AWAY🤣🤣😉

Sounds like somebody knows about Saturday's "Hell Ride" along Beach Rd. Clocktower start....745am...dont be late!!

Great channel so glad i found it!

Hope he's not driving to the pub! 😂

As a cyclist this both pissed me off and very much amused me at the same time 😂

Christchurch - NZ - City of the cycle lanes

Grinning bigly!

The peloton is made of MAMILs: Middle Aged Men in Lycra.

@triarb5790

2 жыл бұрын

🤢😬

Oh MAMILs

Gold!

Poor Jason ! This is probably why I don't ride a bike 😂

You forgot the bike lanes that lead into three out of sync traffic lights to cross one single road forcing bikes back onto the road.

😂😂😂😂So true!

The funny thing is that although they only wear Lycra, all that time spent cycling in the wind and sun makes their skin look like leather 😳

haha, great stuff man...same here in the UK too

Middle aged men in lyrca...yep! He nailed that one. Getting stuck behind a group of these guys is better than a cold shower. Shudder!!!

Woohoo! I CAN NOT WAIT!!!!

Couldn't have described cyclists better if I tried 🤣. Love your analytical mind Jimmy.

Wow, that's just touched on the topic. There are also standards for pedals, chainrings, derailleurs, etc. There is still material for a whole cycle of releases

@mxp14242

Жыл бұрын

Wait… there are standards? Well, I suppose two wheels is standard. Although… I wouldn’t say it’s universal. Sometimes, you can replace x with y because both are compatible with z. But “compatible with z” isn’t the same as z being standard. And unless you can remove x using a hex wrench, you won’t be replacing it with anything (compatible or otherwise) without buying some tool which is useful for absolutely nothing else besides changing that one specific part of the bike because no other tool in existence is capable of getting the job done. The pedal wrench, the shock pump, the chain whip… the list goes on. Need to clean a brake rotor? Make sure you pick up a can of rotor cleaner, because you sure as hell won’t be able to get the job done with anything which hasn’t been specially formulated specifically for that and that alone. There’s even a special type of cream or lotion or something for putting on your undersides where your body comes in contact with your pants to minimize the effects of contact between that part and the saddle.

@StasAbrosimov

Жыл бұрын

@@mxp14242 Well, yes ... The meaning was distorted somewhere when translating from Ukrainian into English. This is what was meant. Manufacturing standards from different manufacturers. Even products from different lines of the same manufacturer may not fit together, but some parts from different manufacturers may be compatible. At least some time ago this was the case.

As one who enjoys cycling, this is brilliant! We're insane, but runners are crazier.

🤣🤣🤣🤣😘 as I ride my stationary bike to nowhere

What's a peloton? Hundreds of thousands of cyclists cycling together. Yup!

Jason should have more respect for the Guy.

A person 🤣

This is the first one that first came across as actually bitter...

I’ve been watching this guys hilarious skits for a month and I just realised that he is JIMMY GIGGLE! From Giggle and hoot. The one that I’ve been watching since I was 1. 🙃🙃🙃

true lol

You cycle for exercise, your body working against resistance. Then you spend all your money reducing your resistance…

Please do The Guy Who Decides Cricket

I can relate after riding a bike for 7 years in Sydney. Mounted a car horn my old bike which helped a lot. Was told I could be an organ donor (by a ‘friend’ ) though so moved to Qld .

TGWD made more good points than usual... well in the beginning anyway.

I prefer to call them Road Roaches

I’ve never seen this premiere thing on you tube before ???!!!

Countdown

This is depressingly accurate.

Noooooo. Not lycra

Yep...I got a warning from the police the other week in Sydney riding up George Street which is apparently a big no no, after I had just nearly got hit by a bus cycling on the road. I yelled at the police and told them it needs to be safer and more clear. Then later on in the cycle lane, it's suddenly closed for construction...after cycling a section that had terrible holes and obstacles. Such BS!!!!

Love this!! But just need to clarify: Anyone that has not ridden a bike fast or far enough doesn't understand the importance of lycra bike wear. Its absolutely critical to ensure no chaffing (think about it). It also wicks away sweat and doesn't flap.

@xkimopye

2 жыл бұрын

What rubbish, I got to state level road cycling and came 8th on a mountain bike when everyone else was on a racing bike wearing proper normal clothes, I also did zero training other than riding to school. The whole Lycra thing is nothing but a placebo to suckers wanting to shave a millionth of a second off their time.

@michellemartin9872

2 жыл бұрын

@@xkimopye haha.. . Sounds like "the good one days"... things have changed mate.

@thepsychologist8159

2 жыл бұрын

@@xkimopye "suckers wanting to shave a millionth of a second off their time" - I'm a cyclist but I ride a heavy mountain bike to build muscle, strength and cardio, not a light-weight road bike because I want to go fast. I think it's hilarious when an overweight cashed-up male public servant will buy a $10k road bike because it weighs 500 grams less than a $4k bike, not realising that if he just loses weight, he could save himself $6k ... and go faster (especially after losing the weight).

@xkimopye

2 жыл бұрын

@@thepsychologist8159 hadn’t thought of that, well put.

@thepsychologist8159

2 жыл бұрын

@@xkimopye What's disturbing is, if I were to suggest this to them they'd consider me to be crazy. Even more disburbing, is seeing these fat men riding a road bike in their lycra ... can't get that image out of my head.

Poor Jason. I am going to announce a be nice to Jason day. Another funny video to have with my coffee. I think it is time for Byron Baes though, please like and hour of it. Thanks. Cheers Jimmy

😂😂💯👍♥️😂😂😂😂

Lol

The country that doesn't have enough choices of transportation and bad infra.

I absolutely live your vids me and my stepmom watch and talk about you all the time ahhh I love you sooooooo much please notice me and if you do can you include tasmania in meanwhile in Australia more cause our news never gets noticed and I live in Tasmania with my mum and brother but visit my dad in Sydney once a month and I'm moving to Sydney next year and I want tassie to be noticed so life's hard right now but you help everything to become better can I also get a shotout and also my younger siblings are obsessed with giggle and hoot so just thanks for doing what you do and never give up you put smiles on so many people's faces ❤ 😊 ♥ 😀 💙 💗 ❤ 😊

@jenniferbroadhead2460

2 жыл бұрын

Love you

Mate, think he might be sloshed.

Is there a “Jason, Jason, Jason” t-shirt, hoodie etc?

ahahahahaha

😅😅😅😅

And they don’t have to pay greenslip rego and insurance. Hahaha

@Beejayxx882

2 жыл бұрын

They don't damage the road

@thepsychologist8159

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, if they own a car themselves, then yes they do. Also, if they have contents insurance then the liability extends to 'Australia-wide'. Finally, you'd be surprised how many motorists don't have insurance or, worse, third party personal injury (i.e. not registered).

@powersthatthinktheybe

2 жыл бұрын

@@thepsychologist8159 yeah if they own a car I don't think many would be driving around unregistered but every one seems to think worse of society than I see it

@thepsychologist8159

2 жыл бұрын

@@powersthatthinktheybe Well, I provide consultancy to the insurance industry (especially claims) and I can assure you, there are more drivers than you think who are unregistered.

@thepsychologist8159

2 жыл бұрын

@@powersthatthinktheybe You'll have to re-type what you just said, it went straight past me.

Jason: "Have you been watching Robin Hood again?" Boss: "Yeeeeah! Full body thights!" Jason: "Very revealing..." 🤣🤣🤣 BTW I am a Road Biker myself. 🙃

Have you been watching robben hook again sir

I’m pretty patient with cyclists when I’m driving but God I HATE having to overtake them more than once (because it’s stressful)

I wear lycra around the house..it feels nude..next Im going shopping while wearing it...Im 55 fat ..so what the hell why not

@DG-pu1lp

2 жыл бұрын

Take a wanker coffee cup with you when you go shopping in your Lycra! Or a martini glass!

Hey 🦉

😆😆😆 so accurate!!! Some people get so hostile towards cyclists. Just be cool people, beeee coooolll

@thepsychologist8159

2 жыл бұрын

I totally agree. People just need to chill out. Unless a cyclist is breaking the road rules, then just give them some space and mind your own business. When I was younger I used to race to work, get really agressive, then one day I asked myself "why am I in such a rush to get to work"? "do I want to kill myself or stress out getting to work for my pathetic job"? After that, I drove like 'miss daisy', listened to classical music and couldn't give a sh!t if I was on time or not. It just wasn't worth it. If people took this approach to life, their hostility towards cyclists (and other things) would melt away.

Tour de France

Live 😱

Hi

You forgot one, all cyclists will feel they are entitled to discard their old tyre tubes in random places alone the roadside any time they change a flat, no matter how easy it is to take their old tyre tube in the same place they had carried their new tyre tube

Forgot to add how some cyclists will ride on pedestrian paths and treat pedestrians the way cyclists are treated by motorists.

@thepsychologist8159

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yer, I totally agree with this. I'm a runner (mostly) and a cyclist. When I run around the lake or on a 'footpath' I can't believe the cyclists who fly past me when there's little kids and families and it's amazing how frustrated the cyclist gets when they have to slow down. It's like, go and ride your $10k bike, decked out in lycra with your aerodynamic helmet, either on the road or a dedicated cycling area. Personally I wouldn't even attempt to ride my bike around the lake or on a 'footpath', mostly because I want to keep up my cadence and momentum.

Love this! As a (female not wearing lycra) cyclist and car driver it's so bloody accurate! You forgot to mention door-ings though 😱

Now I know who to blame for the countless cyclist we have to endure when we travel to Healesville through the hills (its the only way there from my area) 😑😮‍💨 so damn dangerous around those bends and blind hills!

If anyone is curious how to actually solve all these problems and make everyone happy, I direct you all to the channel "Not Just Bikes", so get educated. Basically, safety, practicality, efficiency, health, well-being, freedom, equality, no-conflict, time-saving, etc.

Clearly Jimmy was delayed by cyclists recently….

Hi

Motorists hate Pedestrians and pedestrians hate motorists..but everyone hates cyclists. So about mention getting doored in bike lane..veer into traffic..and round the slo bike. SO council will remove half parking and have bike corridors..which all go in unsuitable directions for where bikes want to go so the just annoy locals who lost their street parking while not solving the cyclist problem...and where it did..the slo cyclists block the light fast ones who then ride in the road anyway..unless they are with an under 15yr old in which case they can rise on the sidewalk!

@thepsychologist8159

2 жыл бұрын

"Motorists hate Pedestrians and pedestrians hate motorists..but everyone hates cyclists" - Why would motorists hate pedestrians or pedestrians hate motorists? - Incorrect, not everyone hates cyclists. Only if a cyclist is disobeying the road rules would I be annoyed with them. Any other time, I am in fully appreciation of them.