The way Jimmy portrays the ridiculousness of these restrictions is exactly what I needed today.

@mashenka6189

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. Beyond absurd, restrictions…

@shawklan27

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@MrWatchowtnow

2 жыл бұрын

If only he had talent.

@vbell2536

2 жыл бұрын

Amen!

@SecretSquirrrrel

2 жыл бұрын

Yet people still vote them in

That explains it - The public health adviser is drunk.

@wj6886

2 жыл бұрын

If you mean Hazzard he's ñot drunk he's brain dead.

@fionalee223

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO! 😂😂😂

so far the most cohesive and comprehensive explanation of the rules 😂

Makes so much sense that The Packaging Guy was responsible for organising the COVID guidelines/ freedoms!🤣🤣🤣

The guy who decides is now the voice in my head answering everytime something makes me go "WTF??"

@bravo368900

2 жыл бұрын

Bahaha!! Same here. And "Jason, Jason, Jason!" It never gets old 😂

Hands up who will be Jason’s friend! 🙌 We can get to 30. Just to tick off the guy that decides 🤣

@CruzR1111

2 жыл бұрын

I would volunteer to go but I’m in Sydney. Doc G can you set it up so I can just zoom in? 😂

@DG-pu1lp

2 жыл бұрын

@@CruzR1111 🤣 👍

@DG-pu1lp

2 жыл бұрын

Hooray! Jason has 38 friends and counting! 🤣 Take that Guy Who Decides! What a fun diversion this channel is!

@drsiigabb9935

2 жыл бұрын

According to this page, he has nearly 90k

@thereisnoninadria

2 жыл бұрын

✋🤚

Jason asking all the hard questions that we need the answers to. 🤔😂

"time flies by when you've had a few gins before 9[am]" 😂😂😂

My brothers name is Jason and he lives in Melbourne and I am in NSW. I love sending him these videos to cheer him up. Now when he says something silly I'm like "Jason, Jason, Jason". Thanks for making my brother and I laugh Jimmy. You really make those hard days more bearable x

@thelastsausage635

2 жыл бұрын

SHUTUP JASON!!!!! 😂

@tigerlilly3727

2 жыл бұрын

@@thelastsausage635 😂😂😂

What if we all go to a park carrying golf clubs for a wedding dressed as dogs and all the groomsmen are dog groomers? How many people then?

@triarb5790

2 жыл бұрын

15, at 5 square dollarrydoos apart.

@belouska22

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha gold

@rosalynne8792

2 жыл бұрын

😅🤣😂🐕🐩

@RiffRaffMama.

2 жыл бұрын

Five. Not including children under 4. And they have to be from only two families. At least two adults have to be half vaccinated and there's to be no dancing and no singing. And the park has to be within 5km of everybody's house and you'd better be carrying a shitload of hand sanitiser for those golf clubs. No sharing.

@luminair11

2 жыл бұрын

Lolol!

So logic has gone the way of common sense. Out the window. Least we have satire. Thank you so much Jimmy for helping us

This is the same stuff we have gone through here in Canada. It's absolutely insane and illogical

@rebeccaw3701

2 жыл бұрын

Surely after 20 months of non sense you can see every country has been reading the same script?

@FaerieStar

2 жыл бұрын

So true! They are getting together on Zoom, probably going something like this: "oh you think that's crazy, listen to what we got planned..."

I was really thrilled to hear I could dress up as a dog and go get my hair cut. But then I remembered what the police told me last time...

Yep, pretty well sums up how confusing the restrictions are.

Dressing up as a dog 😂🤣 genius, bet people are going to try that 🤣🤣

As Dan Andrews says, he's following the "Science"

@anovemberstar

2 жыл бұрын

🧐

@drsiigabb9935

2 жыл бұрын

Science states that DA, was a character in the Wizard of Oz, mainly the scarecrow

@fbboringstuff

2 жыл бұрын

@@drsiigabb9935 seriously! His the Cowardly lion.

Jason, Jason, Jason the best catch phrase ever. Love this.

@beauzo9965

2 жыл бұрын

Can someone call Dan "Jason"

@anovemberstar

2 жыл бұрын

beers beers beers beers beers .. pretty high up on the list lol

I love the “JAson, JAson, JAson.” 😂

@TheScratchingKiwi

2 жыл бұрын

A wise saying heard in the halls at Wellington's Beehive Theatrette. A NZ reporter who goes there for the 1pm news conference is named Jason and one reporter was heard to say it off mic.

@jackvos8047

2 жыл бұрын

Then buy the shirt 😉😂

Went to dinner at local pub during the last WA restrictions, got turned away as were at capacity.. there was 1 table of 4. Was explained to me that the sports bar was full so they were at capacity. So a room the size of my lounge had about 200 people in it all shoulder to shoulder and the restaurant that is 5 or 6 times bigger could only have 4. Makes sense.

@jarrodbright5231

2 жыл бұрын

Then they were in breach of the WA health orders for the last 2 lockdowns which had venue capacity limits per room and for the overall venue.

@BuggSmasher

2 жыл бұрын

You should really move to Melbourne were it's a lot safer. Daily Dan has pretty much bankrupted all those silly business with people in them so there's no infectious patrons and owners !

@kevinrudd9257

2 жыл бұрын

@@jarrodbright5231 I thought that was what was meant to be. Went to a few places all with the same set up. Boxing on, sports bar full restaurant empty so assumed it was just silly restrictions like usual.

And here I was imagining our “leaders” shaking a magic eight ball for all the answers

@markfryer9880

2 жыл бұрын

Shhhh! Don't give away the secret decision maker!

@scottw2317

2 жыл бұрын

They did. Just that each answer required a shot of gin and there were plenty of 'Ask Again'.

@TC-yx2ss

2 жыл бұрын

I thought they were using the dartboard at the Bureau Of Maybeology.

@wj6886

2 жыл бұрын

That's just insulting to the intelligence of the 8 ball. Even the 8 ball is saying wtf is wrong with these people. But Gladys resigned today so have cracked some champers.

“Density Limit” is what locked up humans have reached listening to the rules made by beaurocrats

Thanks Jimmy for consistently pointing out the EXTREME absurdities that are in play presently - you nail it again and again - thank you for keeping it 'real'!!!

They have decided that the earth has a density limit of 500,000,000 and they will enforce it

@kathysawicki4742

2 жыл бұрын

Looking that way isn’t it? These restrictions are laughable arbitrary illogical & illegal? When are ppl going to wake up to this cow manure & stand up for their right to be free?

@divergentone777

2 жыл бұрын

@@kathysawicki4742 Unfortunately not until they realise that they've been lied to

@wj6886

2 жыл бұрын

Is that the flat earth or the round one?

@wj6886

2 жыл бұрын

@@kathysawicki4742 is that the cow manure from all the farting cows that are causing climate change

@divergentone777

2 жыл бұрын

@@wj6886 On the sphere

Right...off to order a dog outfit, to get my hair trimmed🤣🤣🙄🙄🙄

I think the people who make these laws should have a density limit.

@nicoles8575

2 жыл бұрын

I think the problem is they exceeded their density limit….

Glad it’s not only me who thinks the restrictions are whack

hey, many thanks for the tip - just messaged my hairdresser and made a booking under the name 'Fido Paws' 🐶😉🤪

@FaerieStar

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

All I can say is you nailed it Jimmy.

Jimmy what a way to start my day with so much laughter !! Thank you. Jimmy you make more sense than our politicians. Got to go now Jason ,xx

Finding the humor in the insanity of the times--that's why I love you, Jimmy!

Jason needs to get it together, silly man he is

@jasonferguson038

2 жыл бұрын

iam sorry :( i will get it to gether i promise:)

@Mango-wg5cn

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonferguson038 Jason jason jason...

@FaerieStar

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

Only reliable job these days is the groundskeeper cleaning up the turf after the goal posts have been shifted.

@christhorney

2 жыл бұрын

lmaoooo

@mustluvseinfeld4444

2 жыл бұрын

💯‼️

In QLD we know that our lockdowns only happen AFTER major sporting events, or a couple of days out from school holidays. So I know for a fact we'll be in lockdown......oh, I'd say, by Monday next week! Because apparently Australia is only about sports but god forbid if we had the Arts & theatre back up & running again!

@lztx

2 жыл бұрын

I saw there is 4 unlinked cases announced today 😱

@gorillaau

2 жыл бұрын

Bring on the NFL grand final. So how many people was it for attending a sporting event?

@17hmr243

2 жыл бұрын

are yes the arts so important you know the well known art of vomiting milk on a floor employees how many or the melb woman who knitted from wool in her vag, yes yes art

@hdsd731

2 жыл бұрын

No Jason, we have to let the nrl players party and snort cocaine after the grand final for 3 days, then we’ll lock down Jay-son 😂

@maddyg3208

2 жыл бұрын

You will be pleased to hear that because of Dictator Andrews's restrictions, my children's football and netball finals, and my son's basketball season, were all cancelled.

Another classic!! Jason Jason Jason, bahahaha 😂🤣😜, I drop everything when I see notification 😄

Wel that just blew my theory out of the water. I thought it was someone pulling random responses out of a hat.

Hair salons are closed but brothels are open in Melbourne 🤷🤷🤷

@alisonwelsh2417

2 жыл бұрын

Won’t be long before the brothels are offering haircuts!

@aussie405

2 жыл бұрын

Density limits?

@noweternity3101

Жыл бұрын

😜

Was feeling down today. Needed this 😊

"Your front lawn needs to dress up as a dog and go get its haircut" I felt that.

Jason almost makes sense of the senseless.

🤣🤣🤣 Poor Jason ! I am glad he understands all the rules 😂

One day Jason will get the hang of it

I'm walking distance from 2 bottle shops, at least 4 major fast food places, pharmacy & Doc, not really sure I care what lockdowns do anymore, but Jimmy does bring a smile to my face every video.

Jimmy I’m 13 and I used to watch Giggle and Hoot when I was 3 years old mate, I love ur work, I even submitted my own drawing myself lol

@brookemarchant6334

2 жыл бұрын

That’s so sweet.I hope Jimmy see’s your comment. But don’t feel bad if he doesn’t as he has many fans and I’m not sure if he gets time to get back to everyone. If you have a pic of your drawing you could add it here. Anyways that was a lovely comment from you. I’m sure if he sees it he will love it. 👍

@LeKnightStudios13419

2 жыл бұрын

@@brookemarchant6334 I don’t think I have the drawing still lol but thanks Brooke!

It’s an instant banger when you see the notification for a Jimmy Rees video!

The more stupid the government gets the better Jimmy gets. I'll miss Jimmy when this is all over it's the only reason worthy of extending lockdown.

@JMK007

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t the end of Covid restrictions will mark the end of dumb Government decisions! Lol. Jimmy 4 Eva 😂😂😂

@markfryer9880

2 жыл бұрын

@@JMK007 Damn, beat me to it! We all know that governments will still make silly decisions once Covid is sorted.

@Stargaze314

2 жыл бұрын

I am very positive that all the governments of Australia will still have plenty of stupid for Jimmy to share with us.

@sagestoic7524

2 жыл бұрын

Don't worry he can just become a political reporter.. same same

@wazla72

2 жыл бұрын

@@OtherChannel1 I think the same. Why would they relinquish so much power now they have it...I don't think it's ever happened before in history, why would it now.

This is what lockdown does to you. I love Aussie’s

Gees I wish Dan Andrews would watch this

It's not often I get to chuckle on a Tuesday… so, thank you!

This comedian hits the nail on the head...highlighting how the rules make no dam sense and contradict each other on every turn, politicians and law enforcements need to listen to this and understand how ridiculous they are looking to the people.

Its like a modern version of Yes Minister! Highlighting the absurdity of government.

i am relying on your videos to get me through lockdown

Jimmy you are perfection in portraying the madness that we are being directed to live under...T 🙏💜💜💜

Thanks for bring smiles to all our faces in the most ridiculous of times, we appreciate you so much :)

I look forward to these each week, am a supporter! Love James. Such clever content. My daughter is too old for me to have known you from Giggle and Hoot. Keep up the good work, and keep Australia laughing xxxx

Well, let's be honest, everyone stopped taking any notice of these arbitrary and random rules a long time ago.

@bearlyawake3904

2 жыл бұрын

If only

@maddyg3208

2 жыл бұрын

Except for the massive fines and police violence

It's all too confusing......think I'll just crawl back under the doona!

Maybe I need more gin to understand these restrictions 🤷🏼‍♀️

This is basically one of a few things keeping me sane right now

Am I the only one bothered by Jason and the Packaging Guy standing on different sides? They're usually the other way around! 🤣🤯 That added to the overall confusion!

Soo funny Jimmy and soo true!! I vote you Premier, no wait PM!! 🤣😂👍🏼🤣😂🤣😂👍🏼🇦🇺

Dear jimmy, I know that you probably won’t see this, but your videos always make me and my family laugh! We now can’t not say phiiiizer and moderaaaaer 🤣🤣🤣 ( also when I was little I listened to a giggle and hoot cd to go to bed because it was the only thing that would work😂😊🤙)

@FaerieStar

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I can't say phiiiizer or monderaaaa the original way ever again🤣

Gotta love Jimmy & JASON 🤣😏❤🇦🇺

Love these videos but it seems ridiculous that this is what our country has come to.

Your astute analysis keeps me in gin, er I mean laughing. So funny yet so true 😢.

love the guy drinking stuff

I would not have thought that someone talking to themselves could be this funny. Good job, mate. Jason

Those rules make more sense than Dan the Mans roadmap!

And usually these were the comedy that kept me going while living in Melbourne...I know this is funny and you're an absolute comic genius..but it's like I don't even have the will to laugh anymore😔

@wazla72

2 жыл бұрын

Hang in there...all we can do is hope this crazy will end and try to keep some part of our sanity, our sense of self, in the process. My nan always says to me, this too shall pass...let's hope it does

@thereisnoninadria

2 жыл бұрын

@@wazla72 True. It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. 🙂

@sarahlouise1045

2 жыл бұрын

Hang in there. Thinking of you 🤗

@FaerieStar

2 жыл бұрын

🤗

i love this country but, what are our politicians and stuff smoking?

Thanks Jimmy. I needed this laugh this morning.

Jason get it together

Seems Jason is the only person on youtube with a brain!! Too funny Jimmy!

The confusion is so big rn

These are the questions that need to be asked of every politician and chief medical officer. Make them squirm

@rebeccaw3701

2 жыл бұрын

They know what they're doing. It's for their own amusement. They're observing who obeys when they say, "jump!"

I'm sure these videos have helped wake up a lot of people to the absurdity of all this.... Don't forget it's all for your health🙄

@wazla72

2 жыл бұрын

I love how it's all for our health and yet...people die from car accidents, they don't start taking away cars or stop making roads until we "decide" to stop driving...people die from smoking, they don't take tobacco away, they tax the hell out of it and say they're trying to "help". Absolutely ridiculous🤡

@bearlyawake3904

2 жыл бұрын

@@wazla72 All tyranny starts with "it's for your health and safety" Hear those words and you know it's a scam.

Best one yet. Potentially most accurate too.

The laughs I get from this guy helps me keep going through this mess

Jason, Jason,Jason….love, love,love it

😆😆😂😂frickin hilarious. 👍🏼 Jimmy for PM.

oh dude, talk about the pool rules next. jesus christ, that's next level.

Poor Jason, still trying to apply logic to things 'he' decides 🥴

I can take the kids to the pool or go have a picnic at a busy park but could not drive 11 km to my parents' vacant property to mow the lawns.

All of us in Victoria and new south wales are waiting to get haircuts tho lol

I needed that laugh today 🤣🤣

Jimmy i wish you could portray Qlds Dr Jennette Young. Your Portrayment of nsw offiicnatos is always to a T:)

Jason's boss reminds me a little bit of Sir Les Patterson

Ohhh yasssss 🎉 was waiting for this one 😍 😍 😍 😂 😂 👌

I feel your pain.... Jason 😂

Brilliant !!!!! All the contradictions are done so well ,,,,,, Good on you Jason hahaha

You need to make the JASON JASON JASON!!! or JASON WHAT ARE YOU AN IDIOT!! a ringtone.

Too funny! 😂😂😂 And let's put the spot light on the Qld govt! I live on the Gold Coast and it's RIDICULOUS the rules they comes up with! 🤦🙃😫

The really worrying thing is that every thing the guy who decides says sounds so sensible, and it’s Jason who sounds daft.

Sums up they were drunk making the rules 😂

Whether you support restrictions or not, this is classic 👌 I hope I live long enough to see a few entered into the national archive, to help preserve this chapter of our national history - because not including your updates would be UnAustralian 😉🤣🤣

By 9am I'm also deciding on the covid rules...30mls at a time 👍😆

This is what we are experiencing and it pays to watch & understand where we are at. Enjoy!

So clever! love the drinking guy

Dress up as a dog to get my hair cut…hmmm 🤔 I’m willing to do anything right now lol

@johnanderson3731

2 жыл бұрын

Secret - next person you see who obviously has has their hair cut ask them who did it! There are many many hair dressers now operating from home as they know they will be smashed when things open so trying to get ahead

@stephaniecole4609

2 жыл бұрын

My dog groomer declined to cut my hair when I asked if she could do it when grooming my poodle X. I was hoping to have a whiz in the turbo tub but it wasn't to be. I only have 1 more week of my unintentional mullet to go!

Thank you! I’ve been trying to understand how it works now for 18 months!

OMG, Jimmy, the moment I saw that there is a new video, bingo, nothing matter, you first. Please we want more. You are BRILLIANT. I have a question, can i meet my "single bubble" in a park? Read the "single bubble, it's not that clear, seriously. They are talking about "visiting at your home" but I want to go to the park, ridiculous government rules, sometimes. Again, thank your wife. ::))) for allowing you to give us your time.

@RiffRaffMama.

2 жыл бұрын

My husband and I had a dispute last night about how the single bubble works. We are married to each other, it doesn't even affect us, but it is just another arbitrary rule that's as clear as mud.

@esthermussry2098

2 жыл бұрын

@@RiffRaffMama. Thanks for reading my comment. Honestly it’s very confusing. Jimmy, if you read it you’ll realise how strange it appears.