That security coming out to get his mate back in was hilarious…bet he watches auditing videos 😂

'Clever Cloggs' made the muppet security 'jog on' 😂❤

"Excellent observation " "you work here" 😂

"We're going to pay a world renowned architect to design us a unique and interesting building." "DoN't LoOk At OuR bUiLdInG!"

"Anything else?" is the new "Not allowed".😂

when you think they can't get anymore STUPID they take up the challenge 😅

Guy came out and physically bundled his colleague away haha

@theDJtr1cky

6 ай бұрын

He deffo knew the score...an educated man indeed 😂

"Yer one of those clever clogs are ya?". Something tells me a lot of people would fit into that category in comparison to that muppet.

It is always entertaining watching these security guards with huge egos get told no for once. They are seen as a higher authority by the public but they are nothing more than a regular person with a job.

love the guy pulling his colleage back in - legend and a man in the know 🙂

Are you stereotyping me 😂😂😂😂 ohhh that good old race card was in his hand ready to be pulled out 😂😂

Reggie Photo had similar problems in that area a while back; and more recently with Sooty at Canary Wharf. Thanks for sharing .

"Wind yer neck in" is excellent 😂😂

@gogzy606

2 ай бұрын

@@AdamF8 not really that common anymore but yeah I know. I'm from the UK. 😂

@gogzy606

2 ай бұрын

@@AdamF8 yeah I'm Scottish and It's been ages since I've heard it used. I agree that it was a common saying. I just don't hear it used much anymore.

@gogzy606

2 ай бұрын

@@AdamF8 I didn't say people didn't say it. I said it isn't as common as it once was. You using it doesn't make it any more common mate. 😂 What a bizzare debate 😁

Authoritarians are nasty people when they don't get their own way. In my day if you couldn't get a job you worked down the coal mine. These days you have to get a security job as there's no coal mines. Because security work is so mundane, some security employees think they have a God given right to assert a dominant position and most will get away with it. I think auditors are doing a great service for pointing out the legislation regarding pinac and the right to filming in public.

@abc33944

6 ай бұрын

When you give stupid people ….alittle authority……

"Clever clogs" lol i'm over 50 and haven't heard anyone called that for decades!🤣

This country is ruined.

@Birdycheeks69

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 Wind your neck in Paul and get back to work 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@murphy1094

6 ай бұрын

​@@Birdycheeks69 you defo have an autistic universal claim in 💯 %

@camrs125

6 ай бұрын

Time to get out on the streets then..like the rest of Europe are doing with the farmers protest…this is our country…not the globalists

@camrs125

6 ай бұрын

@@Birdycheeks69 🤡

@paullawrence8572

6 ай бұрын

Wait until all the others come out of the hotels! God help us!!

Tla is always worried that the peoples are hands are cold 😂😂always brings up how cold they must be🥶👐👐

that lloyds security guard looks ready for retirement lol ffs

Imagine the utter pandemonium if TLA were to visit the 'Sky Garden!' 😂😂😂😂😂 JEEZ OH! 😂

First lesson security guard; not allowed. Second lesson; i not speak English.

Is there a single security guard in England that is not an outsider

@garlicgorilla6540

6 ай бұрын

‘U R being replaced’ iTs jUsT a CoNspiRaCy tHeOrY

@_Why_123

6 ай бұрын

🤪The English guys are no fools! ... Retired to the countryside now, guarding allotments! 👍

The funny thing is the general public just walk by and pay little heed, but “security” has problems.

It's amazing how clean and pristine they can keep the streets if they have lots of bankers to look after while the rest of the country has to live in a mess.

@VinegarTom68

6 ай бұрын

Corporation of London probably have a larger budget compared to the other London Boroughs

@danielgardecki1046

6 ай бұрын

@@VinegarTom68 Random boroughs of London get at least 100 times more arts funding than the biggest cities in the UK, never mind other funding sectors or boroughs.

@PK-dt3xf

6 ай бұрын

@@VinegarTom68Yes, plus it’s the only local authority in the UK were businesses get to vote on who runs it.

I love how you dispatch the eager fools

It seems the only training these security guards receive is to adopt a perceived sense of authority over the public and to be as bloody rude as possible. More excellent content from the master auditor TLA💥

What a stupid idea to build your building out of glass and then demand that no one take photographs through the window

Mug, muppet…you chose your words wisely, Sir! 👍🏻❤

Great stuff.. a lot of the people who challenge you are bombastic bullies. Its great to see them scuttle away..

So people can walk over their property as they go from A to B whilst holding cups of coffee or cycling, but holding a mobile phone on a gimbal is NOT ALLOWED

@28johann1

6 ай бұрын

Quite. The paranoia over cameras (but not hundreds of CCTV obv) continues. Some of the beefy security guards seem curiously insecure!

After watching so many auditors it is obvious that the vast majority of security staff are from foreign parts.By that I don’t mean based on their ethnicity but by their command of English they are here for the first time. That in itself is not a problem but it does beg the question why? Auditors are in a unique position to directly ask this question and find out if by under payment conditions of employment these people are being exploited. Some of the companies have large government contracts so is the government complicit in this? You guys could be in a position to uncover a much larger story than public photography, not least how some of these security personnel are getting an SIA card pass.

The clever clogs security guard is needing to take him and his teeth and get to the nearest dentist 😂

Lloyds must be cheap skates when it comes to security employees they take the dreggs

"This is my working space". Well get back to work ! Anything else ?? 😂🤣😂🤣

As for LLoyds geriatric security guard he's as much use as a chocolate fireguard he shouldn't be allowed out without a keeper.

I’d love an update on Southwark council 👍

Hahah the cops have wisened up enough to stay away from the cameras, now it’s just the foreigners, still gold though

Nice One, TLA! Great Ad for Lloyds 🤣 (I have my own reasons for hating the Bastards)

It won't be long before English will become the second language in what used to be the capital city but has now fallen.

The work you do is of great value. God bless you.

Terrific audit today TLA, very entertaining.

Incredible buildings.

That wee auld guy at Lloyd's. That's a shame for him stood there at his age. Sad time's he still has to work at that age too.

If you said - he came oot withaa maasive manbun in your accent it would crack me up 😂😂😂😂

That first one is wasted as a security. With his level of ignorance matched with his overbearing arrogance, surely there’s a career in the Metropolitan Police beckoning. Clever clogs 😆 smart casual dress always confuses dim door security

12:53 Great architecture. That’s why I love these vids. The foolery (15:35) is just a cherry on top 😄 25:14 And you have giant see through walls 🫣. The maximum amount of that wall was built to be seen through… on purpose 😐

That security guard looked about 80 lol. Did he make it back up the stairs ok?

What’s the point of having laws about security being expected to wear an SIA badge on display and then they just don’t bother and of course nothing happens

Excellent video again my man, great work.

Loving how many videos you're getting out this year so far. Keep it up 👍🏼. You, AB and PTTP are my fav. Although I don't know where PTTP is 🤔

The security bun man, what is wrong with him, he's darting around like the building is being attacked, he's creating all this fuss all over a man with a camera, what bun man really needs to do is take a chill pill,

Keep filming them and I will keep watching

The notice outside of the Lloyds building is mainly aimed at free climbers, who try to climb the outside. The building is built inside out, with the services on the outside. Similar to the Charles De Gualle building in Paris. Great vid TLA. It is lovely to see our Capital City from the street.

Haven’t heard clever clogs in ages 😂

“Take your ear muffs off” 😂

16:47 this guy thought about hitting you for calling him a mug. I had to pause while I participated in some laughter

27:13 Possibly the best few seconds in the history of auditing videos 😂

The 3rd security guard needs to be reported to the SIA licensing authority. We don't need rogue security guards interacting with members of the public.

@blobrana8515

6 ай бұрын

@@Leidolfr probably SIA licensed

@blobrana8515

6 ай бұрын

@@Leidolfr one of them had an SIA badge and its likely they all worked for one security firm. It is just safer to report these suspected SIA violations.

you said all the insults I miss the buffoon insult you should do it more often I love your vids TLA

@thelaughingauditor

6 ай бұрын

Thanks bro I will make sure I get it in more often

@BikerChris-

6 ай бұрын

Haha yeah defo agree … now get back inside you Buffon !! Love it 🫡

Makes me laugh when people approach cameras to complain about it being in theyr face 😅😅😅😅

This isn’t China!

Let's see how far it goes LMFAO As I'm sat here looking at him on video

A Star is Born !!!Is this UK or some part else on the Planet ???what are they all hiding ?? So Sensitive !!!

Keep up the good work mate.

The Lloyds security could barely move 😂 how do half of these get these jobs

These people deal with the public, but can't understand basic English. ???????????????

You sent the security personnel marching straight into the box 📦 , claiming he was a cleverclogs himself. You know exactly how to tame his thuggish behaviour. Why aren’t people polite these days? They come running all pumped up and deflate on their way back into the box 😅.

Lloyds security muppet in boat geezer proper saw his arse with you 😂

100% on the woman at the Sky Garden, a little longer she may have talked about the views from the garden area. Needs a promotion and the guy demoted, she should be his boss.

Does sia not educate or no one have any in house training it just gets worse.

Are there any English left in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@Marius_vanderLubbe

6 ай бұрын

No. They are all in India where they starved some 13 million people to death on the streets of Bengal. P.s that was just one example I could give you to mull over.

@conornolan9005

6 ай бұрын

@@Marius_vanderLubbe a Dutch person giving example of what the English did in the dark past look at your own people

@organisedatoms

6 ай бұрын

@@Marius_vanderLubbeNo, those people are the people who this security guy is protecting. I feel sorry for all of Muslims in Kashmir tbh

@reb0118

6 ай бұрын

Yes, even the auditor isn't English.

@reb0118

6 ай бұрын

​@@Marius_vanderLubbethe Bengal Famine had probably quite a lot to do with the Japanese and what they were up to in the vicinity. Remember too, that it was the British & Indian armies that liberated your East Indian empire and handed it back to you.

When has any police constable ever pulled a security guard about wearing the SIA badges i would say never. I would say that it's because the security guards are looked at as the bosses of the police!!!!!

@PK-dt3xf

6 ай бұрын

I’ve certainly never seen it on any video, even when it’s been brought to the attention of the police. It’s not surprising non-compliance is so widespread when there are never any consequences.

I recently spend two weeks in Scotland and met wonderful people.. Keep up the good work. Love seeing the buildings that I missed while visiting London.

Thank you Big BOSS for your existence !!

The guy in the red tie that came running out to grab his colleague, what a legend, he understands the assignment 🤣🤣

@regkray

6 ай бұрын

The only one who knew what he was doing in the entire video

Why is it that all security guards have a problem speaking English

@LilHazey2.0

5 ай бұрын

Perhaps you need a hearing aid pal 😂 i can hear and understand them perfectly.

Sooooo funny security : " I work in the building" you: "good observation yes you work at the building" 😅 priceless mate 👍

Brilliant as always No1 !!!👊 With you now on fb👍

Grey area? I think he thinks England is a black area.

When they say why you got your camera in my face ,you should say why are your hands in my face ? Because they are the exact same distance away !

*We both approached and you have the camera in our face* I HAVE? NO YOU HAVE THE CAMERA IN YOUR FACE. You should not have both approached the camera and put your faces into it. YOU!

Why don't security guards get correct training about UK laws on filming & cameras _from_ public areas? It would stop all this harrassment, bullying & attitude they dish out on people pursuing legal activity. Either that or just cover up all the windows with blinds, curtains or a giant cloak to fit enormous gerkins, walkie-talkies and other "you-hoo-look-at-me" buildings in London 🤦‍♂ Another rights-mission accomplished TLA! 👍

Excellent video as always clever clogs 😉

Anything else? A large fries please.

Start the clock! lolz, love it :-)

It's incredulous the amount of security and management who don't know the law. If they knew the law 90% of these interactions would go well.

@24.58 "Our policy is you can't film inside our (fully glass fronted and transparent) building" 🤡🤣

@MrFookface

6 ай бұрын

@@Leidolfr Really?? 🤣 You're gonna be shocked when you discover something called window shopping

@MrFookface

6 ай бұрын

But the premises being filmed was not a private dwelling, although there are no laws currently which precisely prevent what you suggest. But to be fair it wouldn't bother me anyway

@alexritchie4586

6 ай бұрын

​​@@LeidolfrWhy? Are people living in those buildings? Or are they evidently places of business, you runcible spoon.

@BouillaBased

6 ай бұрын

@@LeidolfrAs long as they’re stood on public property while they record, there’s no issue at all.

@alexritchie4586

6 ай бұрын

@@Leidolfr Sometimes they are, sometimes they aren't. That's why we have the law to delineate which are which.

you are doing great

Is there actually any UK who do security jobs in this country anymore

@philipnapier3585

6 ай бұрын

Apparently not

@blackpound2297

6 ай бұрын

Work shy

@philipnapier3585

6 ай бұрын

@@blackpound2297 I'm sure that's partially true as a lot of security guards are on a minimum wage, so many Brits feel they can get as much on benefits if not more, but it's also a fact that government agencies prioritize immigrants for SIA courses

@blackpound2297

6 ай бұрын

@@philipnapier3585 in the City of London in particular Security Officer pay rates are well over minimum wage. I think these frontline jobs are not attractive to many people, especially having to put up with nonsense like this.

Just an observation: All thee security goons appear to be foreign. I know, I'm married to one.

@stevemcmahon100

Ай бұрын

Lol

To placate all these buildings rules the politicians should ban cameras from London completely, never happen,all the tourists must be arrested and banned from London.

We appreciate you doing, you’re nosy. Keep it going big yin 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I've loved your work for a while now but not once have I ever read a response from you to any comments, Nice to be nice.

@thelaughingauditor

6 ай бұрын

My apologies if I have overlooked your comments, I know its not an excuse, but I get thousands and thosands of them, and it is difficult to keep track. I really do value you watching and commenting, my friend so I thank you for your support. I will try my best to keep tabs on the comment section

Its amazing the idiots they have working as security. Totally unaware of people’s rights to film in public. I think they’re just trying to justify having a pointless job.

The security guard is not fit to engage with the public. Being rude and unprofessional towards members of the public is grounds for dismissal and his SIA badge revoked.

Most Plod believe that it's only the SIA who can investigate breaches of the 2001 Act (and a few I've met think that it's the local council licensing dept - completely wrong). It's actually BOTH the police and SIA who can investigate. Plod tend to get sloping shoulders and fob you off to the SIA though as they don't want the work. The potential fine and jail time referred to tends to be for repeated offences. The usual run is several reports before the SIA even give an informal verbal warning, then a formal verbal warning (as in they'll record they've given it), then written, several of them, some actual action. That's unless there's evidence like video or witnesses to the security staff committing assault on the public photographer or something like that.

Good video of these buildings. Never been to them so this is a good substitute. Pity about the security staff letting them down? Wonder who trains them or if they have been trained? SIA seems to be an easy qualification? 😳😳😳😋😋😋🤭🤭🤭👍

Thanks for posting this video... anything else? haha

@stevenmclucas1894

6 ай бұрын

14:08 😂

You could produce home-made printed copies of YOUR policy granting you permission to film buildings.

I love the way you keep so calm

And if you stand in the grey area that appears to be public accessible footpath with no signs are they going to disturb you? Surely that would be causing alarm and distress to a member of the public. Do Lloyds get there security from help the aged?

@DMC888

6 ай бұрын

There’s been rights of way by the Gherkin ever since I can remember. Long before all the new buildings went up. I checked on Openstreetmap, there’s even a circular right of way at the foot of the tower.