"Ma'am, you can't do that." - Best reaction to getting attacked ever

@magic_cfw

5 жыл бұрын

Ma'am, do you have a liscense?

@oxykotic2k635

5 жыл бұрын

@@magic_cfw license to kick yoass lol

@anthill8385

4 жыл бұрын

I’m your 666 like

@oxykotic2k635

4 жыл бұрын

@@anthill8385 *iluminati confirmed*

@Mocita

4 жыл бұрын

The End, Again Gave you your 1,000th thumbs up. Enjoy.

3:48 [impact noises as she kicks during an extremely realistic scene]....these subtitles are crazy....

@thatokplaya153

4 жыл бұрын

Danny Benhur lol I thought you were joking

@-AmirulNaim

4 жыл бұрын

I was reading the reading the subtitle as i read this... Weird

@alekvillarreal3470

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA

I only realised how unrealistic it was supposed to be when I saw the paper had somehow multiplied.

@adenlynn

4 жыл бұрын

arandomguyinacorner You were a bit late to the party XD

@kachowgang808yt4

4 жыл бұрын

And then she kicked 8 guys airborne for like 10 seconds

@yureiotakughost9464

4 жыл бұрын

@Your Mom's Creepy Uncle id say since shes trained, she probably would beat them at hand to hand, but the fact that they went one at a time, usually not shooting though

@toasterr4238

4 жыл бұрын

@@yureiotakughost9464 1vX only occurs in films. No matter how skilled in hand to hand, 3-5 people with anything close to a weapon (knife, rock, piece of metal, laptop) can neutralize him/her. Not to mention guns. Slightly related: she would have killed about a third of the people here since loss of consciousness often causes brain damage or brain death. Another thing only in movies.

@theenchanter407

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, almost all of you missed the joke

Not only does this effectively satirize these kinds of scenes, but it ends up being better made and more enjoyable than almost any TV/Movie action scene

@BlazerK1914

Жыл бұрын

I am so sick of shaky cam and quick cuts. I wish future Action movies have more One Shot Action scenes.

@UNSTABLE111

Жыл бұрын

I don't mind cuts..if they make sense..just watch Jackie Chans Police story...cuts make sense and doesn't seem random

Oooh, I get it. 'One Shot' - she only fired one bullet at the guy on the stairs!

@FenixxTheGhost

5 жыл бұрын

Yo Harry, What are you doing here? Where is "Meet the cores 3" ? :D Jk, they made a good work, now it's time to you for your amazing animations!

@rashcylinder3671

5 жыл бұрын

Oh. Youre alive

@matsta177

5 жыл бұрын

No that's not the point. the point is it looks like it was one take

@WarriorofZarona

5 жыл бұрын

matsta177 woooooosh

@juschu85

5 жыл бұрын

matsta177 There weren't many cuts but there were a few absolutely obvious cuts. So no, it was not just one take, it was just one shot.

"For a craigslist personal assistant you sure do kill a lot of people" - Underrated line

So many IKEA desks were broken that day

@gengis737

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine the pain of the ones who built them for days.

I love how the part where she throws paper up it looks like she's throwing one piece but then it duplicates into like a thousand.

@d-prizrak7312

2 жыл бұрын

Its all there, Its always been there are you blind

I'm really impressed that the cameraman didn't get shot that whole time!

@leophyte9663

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@soldier3938

5 жыл бұрын

Donaven Kollas Obviously, he put an exclamation mark at the end, no one does that anymore.

@phamdunk3345

5 жыл бұрын

@Lolicon you're located

@jonathanlim1521

5 жыл бұрын

I'm more surprised nobody got a papercut the whole time!

@xacharon

5 жыл бұрын

Cameramen are usually protected by a 4th wall (transparent). Standard safety precaution.

It’s funny this is directed better than the action scenes in mile 22 cause peter berg was like let’s go back to shaky cam for no reason

@Haze01Smash

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the way Mile 22's action scenes were Frankensteined from a ridiculous number of cuts.

@Hippykiller1000

5 жыл бұрын

That's generally what "shaky cam" means.

@MrB1ah

5 жыл бұрын

This whole video was better than that mess Mile 22.

@britneyhochman5204

4 жыл бұрын

This feels like a subtle jab at those types of movies in general. Which makes the paid promotion of Mile 22 all the more hilarious.

@tootspogsforever5590

2 жыл бұрын

wasted Iko's time😀

I like how the entry guard just watched a person pull up, talk to herself, pull out a gun, and then act surprised when she acted him

@Hayden_Lummus

2 жыл бұрын

Must’ve been the wind

@abel3576

Жыл бұрын

@@Hayden_Lummus 🤣🤣🤣

"You didnt kill anyone right?" *insert cutest "No" I've heard*

@extrajeff2915

4 жыл бұрын

Timestamp

@finwol

4 жыл бұрын

@@extrajeff2915 1:47

@greentea5534

3 жыл бұрын

Sounded more like frustation but ok

When you replay an RPG at lvl 99

@thereisa100chanceiwilllose3

5 жыл бұрын

NG+ mode on anything basically

So essentially, you've created one of the best scenes that appear to be single-take, with masterful transitions and expert video editing that never breaks the action, keeps the flow brililantly, and surpasses just about every fight scene I've ever seen with very little exceptions. And you've added a few really cool effects that just blend in so well, like the "blink" in the desk scenes, the "wild door chase", the "zoom out of screen" effect... This is fucking perfect.

@JengaCube

Жыл бұрын

I also love how the cuts get more and more absurd

Her: *removes magazine from AK* Me: nah, the chamber is still loaded. Her again: *charges rifle to empty chamber* ... Perfect.

@hoppinggnomethe4154

2 жыл бұрын

Good attention

@AvgeekFan62

2 жыл бұрын

Me: *Wallhacks with an LMG*

@AnoAssassin

2 жыл бұрын

There was a great moment in Extraction where there's a close-range tussle and the protagonist's pistol "jams" because the enemy grabbed the slide as it fired. Really cool detail and it happened so subtly

@TheSundayShooter

Жыл бұрын

@@AnoAssassin That's why you want a double coiled action spring and to avoid front serrations

1:27 legit thought that was Tom Cruise

@alexlo1236

3 жыл бұрын

Glad I’m not the only one

@anthonyc1377

3 жыл бұрын

That would’ve been funny & an awesome cameo. Him as an office agent now & not on the field & this Tom cruise lady comes in now. How the turntables have..

@koin176

3 жыл бұрын

Too tall.

@bluelightningnz

3 жыл бұрын

"Discount Tom Cruise" as CinemaSins would say.

@Mohit-ii7xi

3 жыл бұрын

4:18 i thought that was Matt Damon 😂

She's using Solid Snake's infinite ammo bandana.. Look at all those papers infinitely flying all over the room and the re-use of a bottle after she broke it! lol This is great! :)

@Avetho

5 жыл бұрын

Well, basically she may have simply learned Reequip magic from Erza desu. You never know, unless she has a subspace pocket or something and has super good sleight of hand ability nya. Whatever the case may be, she has high strength ability and great stamina ability too jan. Avetho explains as Avetho tries to give an alternate explanation. Note: I'm super trying to reference a lot of one thing throughout this comment nya. I'm practicing my skill in referencing ability jan. Avetho says as he tries to convey his message to you.

@SweetLemonBun

5 жыл бұрын

Avetho Plays Fairy Tail reference

@Avetho

5 жыл бұрын

Ara, that was a single reference to Fairy Tail, desu, but not a reference throughout the comment nya.

@SweetLemonBun

5 жыл бұрын

Avetho Plays OwO nyaa~

@Avetho

5 жыл бұрын

There super is a second single instance reference jan. It comes in the second sentence, desu.

That beard is a masterpiece

@koolboi5738

5 жыл бұрын

I am groot

@2muchwit

5 жыл бұрын

Veridian The beard is the real doomsday weapon

@hawkeyepj9153

5 жыл бұрын

Can u make more videos

@uateam6536

5 жыл бұрын

You guys have to go and make vghs s:4

@OLBICHL

5 жыл бұрын

That face-fur could only have been molded by gods, it's that perfect!

"He won that fair and square" And thus corona virus was born

3:40 look at the guy in the background falling from the stair

@morematcha

4 жыл бұрын

HAJHAHAHAHA lol

@i01010

3 жыл бұрын

3 guys falling but it was the same guy, this is weird like a Djavu.

@asimsawati4634

Жыл бұрын

What's the movie name

"Boss! We have an intruder!" "How bad is it?" "She has beat up every single guard man we have. Alone. Without weapons" "What does she want?" "The briefcase boss" I have an idea. I will just stand on the roof with the briefcase of course and talk my way out of it." "Don´t you think we could use a wapon? Or hide the briefcase?" "No trust me. After I tell her how important the briefcase is to me and humanity and laugh maniacally at her face she will surely understand and leave" "Isn´t it more likely that she will punch you in the throat or something, boss?" "That would be utter nonsense"

@jordanwilliams2780

5 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@mario-jh6hs

5 жыл бұрын

@@jordanwilliams2780 no

@jakemcgovern8633

4 жыл бұрын

Hmm. Sounds like classic video game bad guy logic to me. Flawless.

@josphatnjoroge172

4 жыл бұрын

Is this an actual movie though?

It's Tomb Raider's sequel, *Office Attacker*

@soresenja1990

5 жыл бұрын

Naiis 👍

@cliff9092

5 жыл бұрын

Office raider

"I want one" - Tony Stark

2:57 [They fight, it's a fight scene] guys on the subtitles...

@TCt83067695

3 жыл бұрын

It was just one guy. Check the description

3:50 Physics.exe has stopped working.Restarting PC in 10 seconds!!

@Rain-me8fd

5 жыл бұрын

It was a Matrix Reloaded reference I think.

@CramcrumBrewbringer

5 жыл бұрын

@@Rain-me8fd It was

@kingming3948

4 жыл бұрын

No not 100% physic have stop, if you run fast enough then you can do that too. It happen alot before.

@makai5819

4 жыл бұрын

@@kingming3948 show me one example of a real person doing that😂

@kingming3948

4 жыл бұрын

@@makai5819 jacky chen

*sees video that looks just like an old freddiew video* *immediately clicks*

@DerUnbekannte

5 жыл бұрын

apparently it takes sponsorships for them to give us the good, old-school freddiew stuff now :(

@jimothyus

5 жыл бұрын

DerUnbekannte a business has to make money somehow

@RandemGamorUK

5 жыл бұрын

This content doesn't pay for itself ! Especially with KZreads monetisation now ! :( \o>

@TheBaxes

5 жыл бұрын

Oh wait, I actually tought this was old content

2:08 captions: punching, more intense music, you know the drill

4:46 I feel like the last guy she threw off the building did the Goat meme scream...

@dusk5485

3 жыл бұрын

Saltbae1256 yeah the wilhelm scream

All Hidden Cuts: 1:13 Brick Wall allows new scene to transition 1:24 Guy running by activates new scene, you can see the glasses guy move a bit when he passes by (go in 0.25 speed) 2:05 Same thing as previous one, but with the falling guy, you can see the girl move a bit when he falls by (go in 0.25 speed) 2:18 2:20 Camera is on the same spot, which makes it easier for a scene to overlap on the next scene, then the next scene fully plays 2:25 A single frame is fully black because of the girl's clothes. They start the next scene with the first frame fully black to match with the end of the previous scene 2:33 Same thing as previous one, except with the guy getting thrown 3:02 You can see the camera kinda change its position in the middle of the motion blur 3:32 Might be a cut during the motion blur to continue the papers falling down without running out early 3:40 Same thing as 1:24 3:42 Guy looks like a green screen to hide some parts that reveal a hidden cut 3:48 Same thing as 1:24 3:55 Same thing as 2:25 except that the frame is fully white due to a piece of paper covering the camera 4:10 Do I have to explain? 4:45 Same thing as 2:25

4:32 His assistant makes LA Noire faces!

@William_Sk

5 жыл бұрын

And how exactly do you intend to *prove* that?

@claudiocozzi4425

5 жыл бұрын

William S *doubt*

@matarono

5 жыл бұрын

Micah Philson sometimes you have to shake the tree to see what falls out

@FateofTheFallenOFCL

5 жыл бұрын

Bruh I seen this comment before that and I couldn’t stop laughing. 😂😂😂

@local9

5 жыл бұрын

*SCREAMS* Leave Mat Damon alone!

Such a fight for a movie ticket.. wonderful

4:43 [final boss fight wowie] lmao captions guy is awesome

Plot Twist: *She was late to deliver the ticket in time*

@zenith4919

5 жыл бұрын

I'm dying laughing omfg

@evanli4272

5 жыл бұрын

Nice name

@thisislukas8951

5 жыл бұрын

@@zenith4919 that shit aint funny

@fatihsaidduran

5 жыл бұрын

Mission failed.

@ignis9216

5 жыл бұрын

Mission failed, we will get them next time.

4:46 "The Screaming Sheep" is the new wilhelm scream...

I love how the realism just starts to cliffdive halfway through.

they're. fighting. its a fight scene. Give this guy a raise!

Man, I totally believe that this girl can kick ass for real

@mmgthetartarboi3037

5 жыл бұрын

lol I guess, although her movements in the choreo were pretty stiff

@cazulon1122

5 жыл бұрын

Citizen Mike No

@adamcookie26

5 жыл бұрын

That's a woman

@sethadkins546

5 жыл бұрын

Xoop No, my sister couldn’t do it if it meant the world. Then again she probably wouldn’t care...

@TheSatanicSock

5 жыл бұрын

Well she’s a real martial artist and a stuntwoman. In the bts video, you see her wearing a camisole and her arms are built.

Why'd you have to beat Tom Cruise like that? 😂 Jk.

@Plzpetmyrooster

5 жыл бұрын

I thought that was Cruise too but I guess not haha

@hyperblitz2070

5 жыл бұрын

I really looks like him tho

@SubjektDelta

5 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@pompuslompus964

5 жыл бұрын

Calvin K 1:27

@SubjektDelta

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks

Damn! Kudos to all the stunt performers for amazing coordination.

The Boss's "Ow" makes me smile to this day.

It's funny cause Mile 22's action has way too many jump cuts.

@darthkek1953

5 жыл бұрын

Liam Neeson's films have 22 jump-cuts per action sequence when they should have Taken 3.

@marduke45

5 жыл бұрын

@@darthkek1953 fuck off. xD thats pretty funny

@chappiedatass1361

5 жыл бұрын

which makes sense considering this "one take" scene has like 5 or 6 different portions where they clearly stopped shooting.

@MrGoBoom

4 жыл бұрын

@@chappiedatass1361 Clearly one cut. The just hired an actor who can teleport and instantaneously repair glass

@menoz5187

4 жыл бұрын

ChappieDatAss far more than 5 or 6, clever editing, same as banshees burton and Nola fight

The seamless cuts in this one uninterrupted shot are incredibly easy (I like sarcasm)

@burnt520

5 жыл бұрын

These super EASY shots (sarcasm) still look pretty good though

@steel68900

5 жыл бұрын

I love how you have to mention "i like sarcasm" XD

Me watching the first time: wow! They did all that in one take! That’s so cool! Me watching for like the 4th time: wait those parts are impossible to do in one ta- ohhh... oh I get it... I’m an idiot...

@11_ignatio_claudio64

Жыл бұрын

What i mean?

This video is f*cking amazing, best I've ever seen. I myself am an aspiring action movie director, and I"m a HUGE fan of long-take fight sequences such as this. WELL DONE, and I want to see more!!!

Sonya Blade Wins ... Flawless Victory

@wagen_sisters

5 жыл бұрын

@@ichijofestival2576 maybe the one without flaws. Like she beat 'em all

@mahesasugiartokamal3256

5 жыл бұрын

Faction Kill

1:50 ~ God damn, freaking neat trick!

@oxykotic2k635

5 жыл бұрын

Ninja jutsu😂

IM LITERALLY SO HAPPY I FOJND THIS CHANNEL ON MY RECCOMENDED 😭 I literally haven’t seen this channel in years, hope they’re still uploading.

THIS IS AMAZING. How did I miss this all these years?? Bad KZread.

* Starts beating up people * Guard: "Uh ma'am you can't do that"

I'm a simple man. I see Freddie, i click.

Is no one gonna notice that the warlord never did anything wrong? He just won a prize in a game of poker.

That multi-rotation air kick was...amazing! Five minutes better then most major studio stuff.

01:28 dude looks like Tom Cruise

@ElvisCFWang

5 жыл бұрын

He's the secret stunt-man which anyone can easily identify.

@luke1119411

5 жыл бұрын

I thought it looked more like the guy from Ready Player One.

@tfg_8564

5 жыл бұрын

Lucas Fedorchuk you mean Tye Sheridan

@FallenGodOfSins

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was looking at the description 'WTF, He did a cameo?'

@twodogsproduction2468

5 жыл бұрын

I also thougt it looked like Tom Cruise

She is awesome. Hope to see more of her.

i swear, you guys have the best choreographed fight scenes ever!

I love this especially the captions guy punching more intense music you know the drill

Quality stuff, as always.

*Totally one shot* Took me a while to realise the joke.

@koenig1107

5 жыл бұрын

DecideThisGuysFate accurate

@yakeru3356

5 жыл бұрын

ツ 10/10

@OustFox

5 жыл бұрын

Not one take, one shot... at 3:30 Fired one shot ;)

@yakeru3356

5 жыл бұрын

OustFoX wow. Ive been fucking wooshed the whole time. Wow lol i hate my life.

@yakeru3356

5 жыл бұрын

OustFoX wow. Ive been fucking wooshed the whole time. Wow lol i hate my life.

Continuity Immunity is one HELL of a super power

I watched that wallrun scene in slomo to spot visual effects, especially hidden cuts and I must say very well done

Oooh, I freaking got it.. She only **SHOT ONCE** in the entire shot.

@eksine

5 жыл бұрын

She never shot a gun, the bad guys hand was still on the trigger, she forced his hand though

@YellowSabre

5 жыл бұрын

Meh, close enough to call it a shot.

@rommelromeo

5 жыл бұрын

It was still considered her shot as she took the firearm.

@eksine

5 жыл бұрын

Zhames Zett she didn't "take" the gun though. the gun is still in the bad guy's hand's, his finger is still on the trigger

amazing choreography and I love the clean camera shots. Impacts are clear and emphasized, with special effects to take things up a notch without sacrificing clarity . This is better than most blockbuster fight scenes these days. Please do some collaboration with big directors and show the industry how fight scenes should be done. Appreciate the rocketjump humor as always.

Mile 22 was....... THE BEST MOVIE

I want to see more of those two, the way they casually chat over comms is hilarious

*Never. NEVER. Wear sunglasses in a movie while facing the camera.... Unless ya know, theres some way they can edit it out.* 4:20

@TheSatanicSock

5 жыл бұрын

That 420 was on purpose

@ahmadmoemen

4 жыл бұрын

nice

@skarfie123

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't notice it until I read this comment. I think it's worth it to add to his character.

@asynchronousongs

4 жыл бұрын

Why not?

@henrykkeszenowicz4664

3 жыл бұрын

They actually fell off, they were lying around at 4:48

So many little jabs at the one-shot fight scene trend. Love this so much!

@JayT8823

5 жыл бұрын

she took one shot

Dude, I literally rewatched the whole video just to make sure I didn't miss any captions that this hero [without a cape] made.

I see new bright star in Hollywood!!!! Way to go guys, thanks

Oh wow! That's badass.

@aaronsiebert2758

5 жыл бұрын

Pauline NS It would be if it looked like she was actually beating them up. The guys got stunned and knocked down after extremely mild attacks

@paulinens3581

5 жыл бұрын

Animated Aaron, yeah but dude. The edits and the hard work they've put to this that makes people want another part. So nice. 🔥👌

@salty_slug

5 жыл бұрын

Lol, that's the point Aaron, I mean, have you ever watched Freddie's videos before?

@aaronsiebert2758

5 жыл бұрын

Pauline NS That’s true. The filmmaking is great. Especially for a KZread channel.

Am I the only one who watched with captions on? Highly recommend it . . .

@definesigint2823

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that was amusing :)

@eliteeagle5270

5 жыл бұрын

No you are not

@captainfire74

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you ! It was even more enjoyable !!! :p

@Cryothia

5 жыл бұрын

Jacob Zawislak Welp, time to watch it again

@muxamoose1012

5 жыл бұрын

Final boss fight wowie haha

Captions: They fight. It's a fight scene. Lady: **Continues to staple pins into guy's forehead**

The subtitles made this so epic!

"I only watch Quality Content"

@shiroyasha7324

5 жыл бұрын

BrasilBall yup

@RandemGamorUK

5 жыл бұрын

I only produce quality content :) \o>

@gersondecastro4378

5 жыл бұрын

@@RandemGamorUK i dont think so

@RandemGamorUK

5 жыл бұрын

@@gersondecastro4378 almost 1.5k do think so :) \o>

i particularly enjoy the v-mount battery mount card reader at 1:10

@CameronJCovell

5 жыл бұрын

You got those eagle eyes good sir.

@LePropulseur

5 жыл бұрын

It is so visible ;-) I saw the first time too.

@oerwout10

5 жыл бұрын

the teleporting all over the video is what gave it away for me

@juszak5435

5 жыл бұрын

Glare Edits I don't get it

@oerwout10

5 жыл бұрын

i could have sworn your comment was about the cut at 0:10 when i read it

AMAZING!!! FANTASTIC!!! INCREDIBLE!!!

This video was legendary..

John Woo's Hard boiled will always be the best one take action scene.

That stapler part was hilarious!

I love how believable all of this is.

i just love what it says in the captions

Absurd action choreography in a nutshell. Especially the matrix kicking.

It's The Boss from MGS3

@ericksheldon3870

5 жыл бұрын

It looked like she remembered the basics of CQC.

@SlavicUnionGaming

5 жыл бұрын

The boss from metal gear does not look this sexy

@vitortrevisan336

5 жыл бұрын

Or does it?

THAT! Was totally epic!!!

Beautiful cinematography...........highly unbelievable

Man! I love Rocket Jump!

She's better than Black Widow. :P

@Devastator21

3 жыл бұрын

Of course she literally didn't kill one of them

These fight scenes were actually pretty awesome

Nothing is better than this

1:28 Tom Cruise 3:17 Henry Cavil

@whalecat8049

5 жыл бұрын

Henry Cavil... Jhon Wick?

@occi3746

3 жыл бұрын

Both of them looked familiar...

@horseoperamarker

3 жыл бұрын

@@whalecat8049 John Wick is Keanu Reeves

4:37 Boss laughing and gets hit in the throat and just says OW!

Good cut effects. Perfectly done guys.Good job

The acting is reaaaaally good, great work! :)

2:28 All of the Guards: Why do we hear boss music?

This is the stupidest content I have ever seen. I love it 😍

@kyanelie3612

5 жыл бұрын

Space Cowboy!!!

Toally ONE SHOT. Totally NOT 5 shots... Loved the stunt work and comedy/satire. Great fun, great spirit, well put together. Big TU.

This was awesome. Good work guys

I feel like losing your cool and messing up your lines make for a better take...it’s more “real” in my opinion.

@ExplizitDuester

5 жыл бұрын

but it only works if the content thats presented is also good. otherwise it would look amateurish and not "real" ihmo

@shiroyasha7324

5 жыл бұрын

Mr Not That Famous yup

agrees to not killing anyone *loads gun*

@stryker2425

5 жыл бұрын

He'll live

@helper_bot

5 жыл бұрын

Well no one has died

@PotatoliciousArt

5 жыл бұрын

she's like batman, she can mortally wound someone as long as they don't die

@leophyte9663

5 жыл бұрын

Ok so everyone forgot about the guy she dropped off the building xD? I mean, theres a lot of chances he died

@helper_bot

5 жыл бұрын

The building was only two stories, there is only a little change he would die

A GREAT BRAVOOO from me too, a GREEK [Ellinas] actor and video-creator!!!! GREAT Fighting, Directing, digital camera moving, music, Performance from the Wild Girl.... and of course Nice Funny role from You, Freddie!!!

That's amazing stunt choreography!