"No wait, you're right! I am an asshole!" -Any villian who realizes they're the villian

@ok9_5788

3 жыл бұрын

Are we the baddies

@Dead_Weight21

2 жыл бұрын

@@ok9_5788 Yes, yes we are

Europe: *Nukes Saint Petersburg* Rimmy: "Inquisitor, fire the Exterminatus"

@verdantvagrant7353

Жыл бұрын

No sacrifice too great no treachery too small

"stop shooting LA it's shitty enough" actually making it a crater would be an improvment

@Jcknight7996

2 жыл бұрын

Oof

@PhoenixT70

2 жыл бұрын

Whether you like it or not, he's spitting facts.

@housewilma4904

Жыл бұрын

i mean at least a crater would keep the shitte from flowing out into the rest of californias streets.

@Linki8uu

Жыл бұрын

There would be less traffic

*I BELIEVE I'VE SPOTTED SOME ZULU ON THE RIDGE,SIR.*

@Costochondritis_the3rd

3 жыл бұрын

Dude we have to get rimmy to play doki doki literature club Like if you agree

@taylor5065

3 жыл бұрын

@@Costochondritis_the3rd he already has

@Inucroft

3 жыл бұрын

@@Costochondritis_the3rd he has...

@togastheonlytruewaifuwaifu6391

3 жыл бұрын

Elite tazer augh eugh ayahdhdd

@floridaball4896

3 жыл бұрын

@@taylor5065 r/woooooosh

so many of these quotes are liable to put you in so many courts if just one of them is clipped

@DiscoManSam

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm still mad about Constantinople."

@praisekek181

3 жыл бұрын

@@DiscoManSam the last three hundred people in beijing just don't want to die(that should certain get you sent to the Hague)

@sugoistalin7809

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly when Rimmy gets brought before the Hague, the only evidence against him would just be the link to his channel.

You played this game without me? Bruh

@commandergreetv753

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@teodorogerald

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@eureka2163

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh indeed. . . . .

@AbrahamLincoln4

3 жыл бұрын

We were too afraid you would nuke us immediately.

@TheDakkaman

3 жыл бұрын

They would have if your boomsticks could reach past the horizon. *drops mic, is immediately hit with the aforementioned boomsticks because hubris is my weakness*

Finally! A game that recognized the true strategic capital of the world: NORTH KANSAS CITY

@Why_me2279

3 жыл бұрын

Yas

Europe: Attacks St. Petersburg Rimmy: We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor our undying Lord and by the Grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial World of Europe. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects.

@XarathDominion

3 жыл бұрын

also Rimmy, right afterwards: It is Human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. it is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head... and succumb. Inevitably, many shall fault the hands upon the sword which fell EUROPE the Ordo Rimmyus. But the Inquisition merely performs the duty of it's office, to further fear them is redundant, to hate them Heretical. Those more sensible will place responsibility with those who forced the hands of the inquisition. with some fortune, they may foster this hatred into purpose, and further rule their own fate by coming to the emperor's service. yet Ultimately, it was i who set these events into motion. with a single blow from my hammer, God Splitter.

@KingDerpy13

3 жыл бұрын

Or the slightly less serious version, "They're just running around down there shooting each other... Better just lay the Exterminatus upon these Heretics. *ALRIGHT FIRE!* " *RAPID BUTTON PRESSING*

@weldonwin

3 жыл бұрын

@@KingDerpy13 *(In the distance)* FFFFFFFFFUCKIN' HERETIIIIIIIICS!!!

@weldonwin

7 ай бұрын

@@KingDerpy13 *(in the distance)* FUCKIN' HERETIIIIIIIIIICS!!!

I haven't got a clue what's going on. I'm just here for the chaos.

@Joawlisdoingfine

3 жыл бұрын

Loads Bolter

@Rameram02

3 жыл бұрын

Yes inquisitor this commit right here.

@velveteensallet949

3 жыл бұрын

Brother, get the flamer. The heavy flamer.

@Thomas-fz9xw

3 жыл бұрын

"Did I just hear 'here for the _chaos'?!_ Uh _oh~"_

Ah, DEFCON but pretty, I see

@yourfriend8052

3 жыл бұрын

With diplomacy!

@ThunderhunterFTW

3 жыл бұрын

DEFCON but more like civ

@OrificeHorus

3 жыл бұрын

DEFCON has a style to it. It's based off of old movies.

"Turns out I'm allied with the person I'm trying to bomb" Who else but Rimmy? 😂😂😂

2:19 POV: you're the malaysian airlines

“What are you doing step-brother?” Oh no

Honestly I don't know what to feel after seeing Rimmy basically take command of the Philippine Navy and destroy the Chinese one in that first game. (coming from a Filipino)

@konigweeb3072

3 жыл бұрын

ya that was a site to behold conisdering we dont even have a single destroyer.

@AbyssWatcher745

3 жыл бұрын

Well Pacific navy. Eh close enough.

@PhoenixT70

2 жыл бұрын

Imagining the Philippines with an Aegis cruiser is pretty funny, NGL. It would be cool, though.

"No wait your right, I AM an asshole" -Warpig 2020

Pure chaos. It's the end of the world as we know it! And I feel *fiiiine*

@ethanmcfarland8240

3 жыл бұрын

I’m starting to think your not just one person

@TheWhoamaters

3 жыл бұрын

That's great it starts with an earthquake

@IamgRiefeR7

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheWhoamaters Birds and snakes and areoplanes

@TheWhoamaters

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamgRiefeR7 Ya Lenny Bruce is not afraid

@IamgRiefeR7

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheWhoamaters Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn

"Hey hang on where's that goin? What's that doin?" WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STEP BRO??

The last time I was this early, the Emperor still strode the galaxy...

Rimmy: Fights against the Chinese in Taiwan. Also Rimmy, 3 days later: Deletes Taipei from the face of the Earth.

Tragedy in two minutes: 7:11 "I'll be smug no matter what. I'm just an asshole!" 9:17 "No wait, you're right! *I AM an asshole!* "

"I want every missile to fire on that city" *Hmm yes I remember this happening in the Last JedI* Or should I say the LAST RIMMY

0:30 "It still looks fine. It just looks like Tokyo." Yeah, and meanwhile Godzilla's rampaging across it.

Ah yes our world ending cause everyone launched their entire nuclear arsenal

@lilwyvern4

3 жыл бұрын

Russia's like "AHHHH MOTHERLAAAAND!" England's all "'Bout that time, eh chaps?" "Right-o."

The Constantinople-Istanbul name swap is actually a kinda funny story. It was Constantinople for almost its entire existence, even after the Muslims captured it. Up until the Ottoman empire in the late 1800s was like "Everyone calls Constantinople by this weird other name let's just make it official." That other name was "Stanboli"(or something close to that) which just meant "the city" in another language (I think it was Greek). It wasn't some anti-christian conspiracy, it's not racist to still call it Constantinople, it was just a beaurocratic change.

@tacticalnuke5673

3 жыл бұрын

Istanbul

@steel8231

3 жыл бұрын

@@tacticalnuke5673 I spelled it the same way you did, what's your point?

@doraorak

2 жыл бұрын

It was changed in 1920s not 1800s

@The_Bird_Bird_Harder

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, literally just, "Well everyone in the region calls it this nickname. Let's make it the name name I guess."

2:40 "I've just destroyed the Chinese Navy. In one fell swoop." Man, if only we could genuinely say that...

@JohnSmith-gr3pq

3 жыл бұрын

The Japanese wanted the same thing back in 1941, but they were talking about the Americans

@Felix-xw6du

3 жыл бұрын

Mm yes, Ahsoka, a Man of culture

@nikoclesceri2267

3 жыл бұрын

Peral Harbor Two Beijing Boogaloo

@JeffrevinYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@Felix-xw6du Hello there!

Rimmy I saw you at Calli's stream and I'd like to say you are truly a man of culture. See you next stream

@airwaveraptor125

3 жыл бұрын

that concert was great

@Zirodays

3 жыл бұрын

@@airwaveraptor125 I haven't seen her sing much so I was really surprised and you're right it was great

@math3000

3 жыл бұрын

Calli even said that she liked Rimmy's videos

@Danganraptor

2 жыл бұрын

@@math3000 Out of curiosity, where did she say that?

I hear Warpig and I think of 'You and Me and Her' Rimmy, please, give us the best girl part

Gone with the Blastwave: Origins

“Talk quietly but carry a big stick.” Rimmy: “So anyway I started blastin’!” 🐍 💀 no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

@Nombre_Nombre_Cuenca

3 жыл бұрын

Can I pet snek comrade?

@DiscoManSam

3 жыл бұрын

Rimmy putting the gun in gunship diplomacy.

@FuqinVanguard

3 жыл бұрын

NO STEP ON SNEK!!!

I greatly like that none of them notice that Rimmy generally has the highest percentage of his population remaining.

Just a feed back about the video presentation: when playing a rts like those i think it would be nice to present the players colors on the begging of the game so who is watching doesn't gets disoriented. Btw love your videos and your channel

@RimmyDownunder

3 жыл бұрын

They always change but you can just look in the top right. The colours and names are there.

1:34 _cruiser ordered to attack da nang x14_ Rimmy becomes the North Vietnamese during the Vietnam War.

All I seen was the thumbnail, then instantly knew that this..... whatever this is would be chaos

came here after the haachama stream legend "Aussie Aussie Aussie" rimmy is a siiiiiiiiiiiiiimp and legend

If Digby was here doing commentary, that would be golden

"No wait your right, I am a asshole!" That got me so hard I couldn't breath from laughing so much

9:17 "No wait you're right: I *AM* an asshole!" - Warpig, October 18, 2020

@Spudtron98

2 жыл бұрын

He sounds so _broken_ by the revelation

Legit this is some of the most entertaining chaos you ever post. Like Arma is great, but it's an organized chaos, where as this is just straight up "Throw a bunch of meth fueled chickens into a room" chaos.

Rimmy your first ICBM vid is my favorite video of yours and im only 10 seconds in but this video seems like it will be even better

I wanted more of this, just rewatched the others... and now here I am, with more!

6:05 every time you would mention Istanbul I would get that song stuck in my head, and low and behold you're talkin about it

"I want ever missile we have to fire on that city" that had me rolling XD

I was watching the other video snd then I check your channel and you have a new one. Pog

I would like to thank you, because this video got me to get the game. Hours of fun with mods

Tomboys and shipgirls welcome to Rimmy downunder gaming

This is awesome keep playing this and I'll keep watching and liking

Oh I just realized that Rimmy's base is the Philippines. The Filipinos sends their love xD haha

Nice to see a game finally acknowledge the existance of my city, and then for every missle to fire on the north part of it.

Would love to see more of this

not even ten seconds in: _furious tortured screaming_ yep, it's a rimmy video.

This boat has the means to end this hideous war in a decisive and elegant manner

I want to see more ICBM. I love seeing you guys betray each other

As of the 1st Nov 2021, the top two comments are from Kim Jong-Un, and Meganob Gutzkrakka... this says everything about Rimmy's audience.

"Stop shooting LA it's shitty enough!" I lost it there.

I like this. It looks like DEFCON but, slightly, less depressing.

As someone who lives in Kansas City... I understand completely.

I've missed this game so much.

Oh hey, Rimmy's deploying missiles against Vietnam while his ships are docked near my home province.

Nice vidio love the reactions from you and your friends

YAY TOTAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR SEQUEL

I really hope there will be another video of this game, it is great

1:35 Rimmy just did nuclear Napalm Strike on Vietnam.

Battle for the Bosphorus in a nutshell 5:55

Finally caught a video before work

Rimmy is now considered as a "Kababayan"

World Leaders At new years belike:

"Unstoppable object and an immovable force"

This game looks like a lot of fun, you should play more of this,

@ivanjerginov1729

3 жыл бұрын

Oh jesus christ, 'ICBM but with politics'

great video dude :)

I like how rimmy just made the philippines into a superpower.

More icbm? YESS

I'm pumped for this game to come out. Can I play with you all? It seems like such a hoot 🤣

Warpugss bullies those weaker than him and locks himself inside of lockers for bullies stronger than him

As a resident of Kansas City, I’m happy Rimmy was the one who bombed me

This is nice

I’m from the Kansas City area, and I fucking love the fact the North Kansas City (which is a separate city than Kansas City) is the one that’s on the map, not you know, the much larger and more known Kansas City

13:23 Is it just me or does rimmy's laugh sound like the 20th Century Fox opening?

Ah yes A Defcon remake buts it's more a spiritual successor.

11:27 "peace was never an option"

When you decided to have a nuclear war with your neighbor but forgot you gave him your wi-fi password, and you forgot to change it

I love CBM and I love you making these videos make more please

Love you rimmy

Rimmy I want you to know, your army of tomboys will never be better than Asuna.

Moar i want MOAR

“Tuturu” *don’t, just don’t*

Omfg that intro, warn me before earrape

Committing war-crimes with friends. Part 2

There goes the boom boom bombs

Ah yes, Rimmy tries to kill his allies

@glenmcgillivray4707

3 жыл бұрын

Bomber command: drop a bomb over there. Pilot: hang on that's our friends down there, hold fire. Rimmy: why the hell do planes not drop bombs? Reality: actually i have seen that bug, sometimes they take 2 or 3 passes trying to, but nope that is just Rimmy forgetting something important.

You had me at betrayal

Cant believe rimmy didnt play with jim jong un

Rimmy uses the Philippines but slowly getting the Top-Notch Filipino Toxicity 11/10

Damn this looks fun

Top ten Anime plot twists

I love this game!

Please do more of this

So is this just modern DEFCON? Nice.

"you're right....i am an asshole"

Looks like we’re going to have a nuclear winter Country roads starts playing FFS Rimmy where’s our arma 3 fallout vid!?!?!?

I concur north Kansas City is the most strategic target