“Todd Haley Loses Grip On Coaching Entirely, Accidentally Saves Kansas City Football”

@edgaraldana3205

3 жыл бұрын

A breakdown.

@GamerboyNave

3 жыл бұрын

I can hear the "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" music playing

@SingerDinger

3 жыл бұрын

@@edgaraldana3205 we need a Jon bois and Jomboy collab tbh lmao

@messaoudanekamel7277

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/eIl82Ntxqcq0Y7A.html

@weregretohio7728

3 жыл бұрын

From Palko to Patrick.

At this point im beginning to believe that football is cursed and shenanigans begin to occur when the score is 28-3

@rockstermaniac

3 жыл бұрын

I think all sports have that... for example as an NHL fan the words 3 goal lead entering the third period always make me cringe.

@ThatJoshGuy327

3 жыл бұрын

@@rockstermaniac ah, i see you're a leafs fan

@rockstermaniac

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThatJoshGuy327 vegas also comes to mind among other scores... actually Sens fan but as such Im very aware of when the leafs have catastrophic failures

@ryanahr2267

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, like my Bills nearly blowing that exact lead to the Rams just last season after a godawful interception call that resulted in Aaron Donald coming to life and single-handedly smothering our offense until the final drive.

@cjvs1604

3 жыл бұрын

@@rockstermaniac Then theres the Miracle on Manchester who laughs at the mere 3 goal lead going into the third.

“Dangerously close to finally playing at a league average level” that has to be the most Jets sentence ever

@78tag

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty close to my favorite - "Top Mediocre".

@robertlawrence4719

2 жыл бұрын

From 1997 to 2013 the Jets were constant contenders . If they were not in the same division as the Patriots . They would have had countless division titles and at least a super bowl or 2. Hardly mediocre.

@whydoyougottahavthis

2 жыл бұрын

Idk anything about football but that was a hilarious statement

@geordiejones5618

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertlawrence4719 this is pure delusion and I'm all for it. Bad teams are only bad because of good teams. If good teams didn't exist bad teams would be good! Therefore Jets are good!!

@robertlawrence4719

2 жыл бұрын

@@geordiejones5618 hardly delusional, just facts . The patriots are to the jets , what the bulls were to the knicks in the 90’s.

So you’re telling me the Jets inadvertently caused the rise of the Brady Belichick dynasty AND the soon to be Mahomes and Reid dynasty? Man, we are the worst.

@swirl6996

5 ай бұрын

Now here the Jets are squandering their opportunity at a Rodgers dynasty.

@sainttesuque7940

4 ай бұрын

@@swirl6996ain’t rodger’s like a geriatric old man

@swirl6996

4 ай бұрын

@@sainttesuque7940 Well, two old men just cooked. Flaccosanity, and Tom Brady winning a Super Bowl.

@Damon-ik1kh

3 ай бұрын

Kill me lol

@LoadPast

3 ай бұрын

​@@swirl6996 dynasty implies several championships over a decade, no way are flacco or rodgers playing till theyre 50 lol

this drive sure does provide itself as a primo example of "the jets do not play football, football just sort of happens to them"

@stevencooke6451

3 жыл бұрын

Butt fumbles don't just happen.

@derekhatfield745

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment. Have a like for making me laugh.

@ninetailedfox579121

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevencooke6451 Well they certainly weren't playing football then either.

@seandafny

3 жыл бұрын

Lhh

@andrewpalmer1873

2 жыл бұрын

I was at this game and the butt fumble game. Who knew both were famous

“you’re about to enter New York Jets territory this is your final warning” Nothing has ever struck fear in me like that.

@jwalkhooligan3597

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something Pete Carrol is gonna say to Russ in the not too distant future.

@Ludakolo

3 жыл бұрын

Long Island has that carved into a bridge as you head east.

@KingBlakes

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't u Lose a super bowl

@AQUAPHREESH193

3 жыл бұрын

@@jwalkhooligan3597 too bad the Jets fired Carroll after one season 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

@messaoudanekamel7277

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/eIl82Ntxqcq0Y7A.html

"unfortunately for them, they were abandoned by God" is such an iconic Jon Bois quote

@Crystal_Bull

9 ай бұрын

Looks like it even more now.

Going into this game, the Chiefs were 5-8 and the Jets were 8-5. After the 2020 regular season, the Chiefs were 14-2 and the Jets were 2-14. This absolutely means something, I just don’t know what.

@Drogon7102

Жыл бұрын

The chiefs are the antithesis of the jets?

@Charli_Anne

Жыл бұрын

@@Drogon7102 sounds about right

@ReidTheRulesGuy

Жыл бұрын

Today, the Chiefs and the Jets are both 5-2.

@theactualed

Жыл бұрын

@@Drogon7102 Well they do play in the AFC West and East respectively

@serraramayfield9230

Жыл бұрын

@@ReidTheRulesGuy Chiefs finished 14-3, Jets finished 7-10

"You are about to enter New York Jets territory. This is your final warning" Pretty much the Jets in a nutshell

@bg2e

3 жыл бұрын

Any one that hit the link knows what they're getting into.

@JWex-jy7sk

3 жыл бұрын

They say those words to literally anybody who is actually considering joining the Jets fanbase

@0Clewi0

3 жыл бұрын

Jets are their own warning tag

@someguy1515

3 жыл бұрын

*cries in jets fan*

@MadMan731

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Jon Bois:”Do you remember that video we made?” Everyone: *Yes*

@alexbram2064

3 жыл бұрын

When "that video we made" is possibly the best standalone dorktown ever.

@Sam-hk6gr

3 жыл бұрын

The Dorktown Cinematic Universe

@keyandehghan2049

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sam-hk6gr the real DCU

@Karmy.

3 жыл бұрын

What episode?

@JoshuaArson

3 жыл бұрын

@@Karmy. kzread.info/dash/bejne/q5ysubiEkdbXlLg.html

I was at this game as a Jets fan. I distinctly remember looking at Todd Haley on the sideline, and thinking of how bad I felt for him and the Chiefs franchise/fans overall. That day, the universe taught me that empathy is a weakness.

@patrickthomas8890

5 ай бұрын

Hahahahaha

5:35 “28-3, middle of the 3rd quarter” Every Falcons fan: *nam flashbacks insue

@starguy2718

3 жыл бұрын

Brady = GOAT

@napalmpudding

2 жыл бұрын

it's about to get even worse with the upcoming series on them

@Lakitu886

2 жыл бұрын

@@napalmpudding we've heard 28-3 so many times now its really isnt that bad anymore

@RedRocket4000

2 жыл бұрын

@@napalmpudding Yep Bucs 28-3 end of first Qtr. ;)

@rubiconcrossing4480

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda shuddered when I heard it ngl

" Young QB was dangerously close to playing at league average level" Pure Gold.

"dangerously close to finally playing at a league average level" sent me into another dimension my wife had to ask if I was okay

@ZGryphon

3 жыл бұрын

Truly, truly savage.

@oldfrend

3 жыл бұрын

can't understand how sanchez was so bad considering how good he was in college.

@kingofgrim4761

3 жыл бұрын

@@oldfrend college vs nfl, and the jets

@brianthomas2434

3 жыл бұрын

@@oldfrend right. And Tebow won a Heisman. (Apropos of nothing, so did Ron Dayne.)

@lucasclark1085

3 жыл бұрын

@@brianthomas2434 Tebow is the best college player ever, in the NFL he's mentioned as a joke

"This sucks so bad. It is a masterpiece." The most jon bois thing I've ever heard

@fries5849

2 жыл бұрын

“The jets don’t play football, football just happens to them”

@CheckUnderYou

Жыл бұрын

This.

Update from 2023! 14:34 "Under the Reid administration, the Chiefs have won more games than anyone in the NFL except the Patriots." This line is no longer true... Because the Chiefs surpassed them. Since 2013, the Chiefs are THE winningest team in the NFL, whether or not you count playoff wins.

@dfp_01

5 ай бұрын

Update from 2024: the Chiefs finished their season at 11-6 and the Patriots at 4-13. The gap since 2013 widens, and the only teams that are really even close besides New England are the Seahawks, Steelers, and Packers. Crucially, this was the season the Chiefs leapt past the Patriots in terms of point differential, finishing at +77 to the Pats' -130. Wanna guess which is the only team with a point differential worse than -1,000 since 2013? The Jets, of course, sitting at -1,066 across 11 miserable playoff-less seasons where they still manage to have a better win percentage than the Jaguars due in large part to Adam Gase sucking slightly less than Urban Meyer.

@pat2rome

5 ай бұрын

Finished the regular season at 11-6, you mean. Currently at 12-6 heading into the divisional round. Will be interesting to see how they do at Buffalo, for Mahomes' first ever road playoff game.

@jimmym3352

4 ай бұрын

@@pat2rome Now heading into the superbowl. Andy Reid has just been nothing but good for the Chiefs. Smarter play won out against the Ravens who were probably better athletically, just not intellectually.

@mitchbade51

4 ай бұрын

@@jimmym3352 Now won their 3rd Superbowl under Reid/Mahomes and 4th overall franchise.

@meatlegproductions

4 ай бұрын

2024 Chiefs are now officially a dynasty after going back to back in Super Bowls. Mahomes has eclipsed most records that Brady had at this point in his career.

"This sucks SO bad... It's a masterpiece." That's hilarious.

@baoboumusic

3 жыл бұрын

I was just about to post that this is the philosophy that makes Secret Base and Jon Bois so good.

I distinctly remember watching this game and drive with my now-passed grandfather. After Sanchez scored, he spike the ball and acted fired up. My grandfather, a Jets fan, mocked him and called him a bum. Good times.

@andrewbledsoe131

2 жыл бұрын

That's funny. My grandfather was the same way. But tbf Sanchez still took it to the house.

@user-xh1ok1uk5l

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao he wasn’t wrong

@MrEsMysteriesMagicks

2 жыл бұрын

Washingtonhat, I hope your grandfather lived long enough to witness the Butt Fumble.

@RonWarnerBubbleKing

2 жыл бұрын

Right he was, and had he made it longer, he could've seen the whole league devolve into bums.

@BCsouperfan2124

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrEsMysteriesMagicks fortunately he did. Unfortunately that’s what made him lose his will to live.

"It's as if these teams found a way to play football on such a chaotic level that it sent blast waves throughout the annals of history." Legitimately one of the funniest lines about sports I've ever heard.

Speaking as a Chiefs fan, you could do an entire video on the anomalies of this franchise: NFL record for fewest sacks in a season, no TD passes to a WR in an entire season, a habit of making terrible to average players look like HOFers for one game, lose a playoff game in which you don't punt, and so forth. Secret Base: It's your move. Note: It's been great having Reid and Mahomes, makes that stuff a little more easy to digest.

@Trandview

2 жыл бұрын

To go along with the bums and unknowns having career days against the chiefs....how many times the Chiefs had beat the eventual SB winner in a season but couldnt win a playoff game...

@byff2323

2 жыл бұрын

@@Trandview YES, EXACTLY!

@allanchino35

2 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Davis

@Amkski

2 жыл бұрын

Gabe Davis isn't bad or average. That was his breakout game, and he'll do better this season.

@CC-rb1yf

2 жыл бұрын

@@byff2323@trandview 2014 had 2 of those things y'all reference- no WR TD and beating both teams that went to super bowl- New England and seattle

The Jets very next game was a 45-19 obliteration at the hands of who? That’s right. Andy Reid’s Eagles.

@josephtolsma6896

3 жыл бұрын

we live in a simulation.

@jamaaljoseph4275

3 жыл бұрын

I was at that game

@chaosawaits

3 жыл бұрын

@@josephtolsma6896 a simulation in a simulation

@billycox475

3 жыл бұрын

@@chaosawaits And that simulation came as pre installed software in the in the space alien Mac Pro that the space alien kid got from space alien Santa Claus, who is also a simulation.

@billharris1847

3 жыл бұрын

That's cool

"Abandoned by God" is exactly the way I would describe being a Chargers fan

@matheusmarinho13

3 жыл бұрын

At least you got Herbert now

@Matthew-gg6kb

3 жыл бұрын

@@matheusmarinho13 Oh sweet child. I'm not sure you know what happens to star players that play for the Chargers.

@yessir7630

3 жыл бұрын

@@matheusmarinho13 they've had great qb play for years , nothing has changed lmfaoo

@oldfrend

3 жыл бұрын

it truly is a miracle of hellish proportions that the #1 defense AND offense in the league doesn't even make the playoffs. i would bet in 90% of such outcomes that team would win the division, and easily too.

@oldfrend

3 жыл бұрын

@@yessir7630 rivers was never quite the game breaker that the elite qbs were. it truly was mind bogglingly stupid that they kicked a young drew brees to the curb for, well, anyone, nevermind a rookie.

Wow, 2011. Patrick Mahomes was still waiting to hatch from a football.

Never wanted to say thank you to Coach Todd for anything. But now, I am grateful for his meltdown. Thanks for this video.

“You are about to enter New York Jets territory.” Aka the Butt Fumble Dimension.

@rossmcintire6158

3 жыл бұрын

Take your goddamn like from a jets fan experiencing building levels of ptsd

@andrewhawkins6754

3 жыл бұрын

@@rossmcintire6158 The butt fumble is the entire reason sports center stopped doing the worst of the worst during the top 10 worst plays of the week. It was still the champ like a year later and it wasn't a contest anymore.

@nonamelegend_vapor

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@Eidenhoek

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewhawkins6754 wasn't that the...2nd? 3rd? td the Pats had in like under two minutes of game time? THAT combined with LITERAL BUTT FUMBLE makes it the goat play of all time. Sorry. GOATest play of all time.

@jamiebarba5701

3 жыл бұрын

I glad I am A New York Giants fan.

The men, the myths, the legends. They're back!

@bradwurst8141

3 жыл бұрын

You mean the Jets?

@damn_jaz9895

3 жыл бұрын

@@bradwurst8141 nah he's talking about the Jaguars

@zachkellow81

3 жыл бұрын

@ThisFuzzel more like The Bois, the myths, the legends, amiright fellas? ahha hahah nailed it lol

The drive that continues to change history. Reed and Mahomes just won their third SB.

14:50 - After 3 Super Bowls in 5 years including back to back - yeah, that was a good call

@AlonsoRules

4 ай бұрын

they will probably make it a 3-peat next year

@godaistudios

3 ай бұрын

@@AlonsoRules I'm hoping so. Still, it's a dynasty and as a fan of the Chiefs for roughly 35 years, I know that dynasties don't last forever and no matter how it turns out, I'm just happy to be here and will enjoy the ride for as long as it lasts.

'Certain coaches have that "it" factor that makes them eminently fireable' I've followed Jon for some years now and he's never said anything more true

@taymorrison

3 жыл бұрын

i feel like often times that’s even independent of the coach’s performance, like with jim harbaugh

@Thor-Orion

3 жыл бұрын

@@taymorrison he got fired once though, and most see that as having more to do with the 49ers than it did with Jim. I was going to say more along the lines of Norv Turner, Rex Ryan and Hue Jackson. Although Hue never wins. Jeff Fisher is infinitely fireable to me, but the Rams kept bringing his ass back. Then there’s Ken Wisenhunt who has been fired despite taking the team to a Super-bowl like 2 years prior. Bruce Arians seems to provoke management to fire him a lot too.

@taymorrison

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thor-Orion idk im sure those are also great examples, i just mean jim got fired after going 9-7 and missing the playoffs which usually doesnt warrant getting fired. apparently the org just really didnt like him

@Thor-Orion

3 жыл бұрын

@@taymorrison well that’s what i was saying. Jim didn’t deserve to get fired and no other organization would have fired him. That was on the 49ers being completely inept at that time.

@taymorrison

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thor-Orion respect

I'm always like, "Do I really want to listen to these two talk about some obscure sports anomaly for an unnecessary amount of time?" My answer is always yes and I am never disappointed.

Who's here after another Chiefs Superbowl with a TD pass to a former Jet of all teams lol

@carmacksanderson3937

3 ай бұрын

My god I didn't even consider that. This video keeps on giving

"Their young quarterback was dangerously close to playing at a league average level." That shade could freeze Hawaii.

To recap: The Chiefs made a good move firing a bad coach because it lead to them thinking a bad coach was a good coach who got fired for being a bad coach which led to them getting a really really good coach.

@josephassiryani9174

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah pretty much

@Ramboost007

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yurrbo He still won them one Super Bowl though, and unlike the 2011 Chiefs, the 2020 Chiefs aren't hopeless. Reid just has to get a good DC and OL and they can reasonably win the next Super Bowl, especially with the rest of the AFC in shambles.

@rjante2236

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ramboost007 The AFC isn't in shambles lol, that would be the NFC in a few years

@Ramboost007

3 жыл бұрын

@@rjante2236 The Pats and Colts are in rebuilding mode, the Steelers will be too proud to change anything, Lamar can't throw, the Titans, Dolphins, Bills and Browns are good but they are still figuring things out. The Chiefs will still be a dominant AFC team for at least the next two years.

@rjante2236

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ramboost007 Colts are NOT rebuilding lol. 11-5 isn't a bad record

Wow. Love the tie-ins to the other episodes. Feels like we are going to get a 2 hour special in 2025 talking about how sports is just a massive conspiracy

@SuperNuclearUnicorn

3 жыл бұрын

Starting with that Lakers - Kings series in 03 or whenever it was

@4thqtrphil

3 жыл бұрын

It should start with that mariners arsonist guy

@jacobloving6765

3 жыл бұрын

Circus and bread, sports and beer-I see no difference

@jacobloving6765

3 жыл бұрын

@Harry Engel yeah, just appeasement, distracting as fuck

@richardtherichard26

3 жыл бұрын

I mean you ain’t lying, I’m of the belief that sometime around the 70’s all the owners of every major American sports organization got together and realized pro wrestling had it right and they could maximize profits if everything was staged. Notice how suddenly in the age of television were seeing all types of feats and comebacks and great games that have never happened before. In a 2 year span we got, a 3-1 comeback in the nba finals (warriors and cavs) a 3-0 comeback in the nhl playoffs (La kings vs San Jose sharks) a 28-3 super bowl comeback(pats/falcons), an ncaa finals championship winning buzzer beater (Villanova) a last play he td in the ncaa football bay title game (bama/Clemson). Maybe it’s just coincidence but my grandfather always told me “kid there’s no such thing as coincidence, if it seems too good to be true, it usually is”

You guys turn the the NFL into 'The X Files meets The Twilight Zone' and I love it. Thank you. As a Kansas-born life-long Chiefs fan, your videos provide a layer a appreciation for the things that have happened to my team that I wish I could share with my grandfathers.

“Daddy, why is my sisters name rose?” “Because your mother loves roses” “Thanks dad, I love u” “I love u too, chart party hosted by Jon bois”

@qfmarsh64

3 жыл бұрын

"Why is my middle name '& Alex Rubenstein'?"

@analytical768

3 жыл бұрын

You’ll learn when you’re older

As a Jets fan, I'm offended at the way you casually give the audience a chance to bail just because this video is about the Jets. I understand and agree, but I'm still hurt.

@chrisl218569

3 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for you.

@hymnodyhands

3 жыл бұрын

The honesty of this post!

@seandafny

3 жыл бұрын

@Sqwee 😂😂😂😂😂

@tillitsdone

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a WFT fan. At least we're not the Jets.

@paysonfox88

2 жыл бұрын

As a Minnesota Vikings fan, I would start a video with a warning similar. Also, when your organization depressed Bill belichick so much that he had to bail before his first game coaching you, then he goes to New England and get six rings with Tom Brady, that's got to hurt. As a Vikings fan, the thing that hurt the most was the stupid Herschel Walker trade that gift wrapped another dynasty for the cowboys. The Jets helped set up the Patriots dynasty, and the Vikings actually did set up the cowboy dynasty.

Unfortunately, this was the first football game I ever attended. I was a Chiefs fan in NJ and was introduced to football via Tyler Palko and Mark Sanchez. Surprised that I still followed football after seeing this game live.

@mattnorris7124

3 жыл бұрын

Hey at least as a Chiefs fan, the pay off has been worth it the last 2-3 years, I would guess.

@JannikHaueisen

3 жыл бұрын

my dad was introduced to football by Super Bowl 53 on you to decide what's worse :-)

@ProSportsfan1711

3 жыл бұрын

A friend of mine once went to a Jets Cardinals game. Final score? 7-6 Jets win

@petrofor3430

3 жыл бұрын

Hey I’m also a chiefs fan in NJ and I also was there . the game sucked but I got a kick out of the guys behind me telling me to go back to Kansas...well no I’m gonna go back home on the turnpike thank you

@darshon98

3 жыл бұрын

This was also my first game. I grew up in NJ and cousin was one of the Chiefs’ assistant coaches. Still the only time I’ve been somewhat proud to be a Jets fan 😔

14:44 "... and more seemed likely". Truer words were not spoken.

Great video, Jon! Also, I believe that 2-14 season with the Chiefs under Romeo Crennel deserves its own Dorktown episode, because that is *also* a truly *bizarre* season (and Jon, I know you're a Kansas City fan like myself, so you'd be perfect to do this video). Specifically, that 2-14 team had *six* Pro Bowlers! For comparison, the Ravens, *that year's* Super Bowl winners, sent *6* Pro Bowlers as well! For even more comparison, the Chiefs team that *won Super Bowl LIV* 7 years later *also* had exactly *six* Pro Bowlers! In fact, I actually added up and averaged *every* Super Bowl winning team *since* that 2012-2013 season, and they averaged *4.33* Pro Bowlers! In fact, *no* Super Bowl winning team *since* that season has *ever* had more than *6* Pro Bowlers! That's right, a team that arguably had as many game-changing players as any *Super Bowl-winning* team since their existence not only did not even make it to the Super Bowl, or their conference championship game, or even win a playoff game, or even *make* the playoffs, or even *have a winning record...* Or even win as many games as they had Pro Bowlers (6). Or even win *5* games! Or 4! Or 3! No, the Chiefs won *2* out of their 16 games; statistically their *worst ever* finish in *any* season in their *entire* history, and in the final NFL standings that year, they were *the worst* team in the league (ending up with the #1 draft pick)! Truly a bizarre and mind-blowing realization when I found out! Jon, if you're reading this, *please* do an episode on this! I *have* to know how in the world this happened!

@timq6224

2 жыл бұрын

they got the #1 pick in the draft! -- nm

@byff2323

2 жыл бұрын

Another reason this needs to be tied into an anomaly video on the Chiefs. I forgot about that! And also this is why we were so fortunate to get Andy Reid!

@teen_laqueefa

2 жыл бұрын

Convoluted

@AliceYobby

Жыл бұрын

You did not need that last sentence of the third paragraph. Made it super convoluted and your point was already made earlier in a less convoluted way

@haoye2413

Жыл бұрын

Hmmmm that era is call "when in doubt, Patriot did something" 😆😆😆

I love how SB treats football. It like its own universe, with its own rules where we just observe it. The laws of reality doesn't affect it. Random thing happens because it happens. SB just take them apart and analyse them. Add some sweet tunes and you have a youtube channel I can watch over and over.

@manofgray5239

3 жыл бұрын

"It's as though these teams found a way to play football on such a chaotic frequency that it sent blast-waves throughout the annals of history, wrecking one would be dynasty, and launching another."

@joevarady9083

3 жыл бұрын

def check out 17776 and 20020 if you like stories about football stylized like this

@Flowtail

3 жыл бұрын

American football is actually the real-life version of Blaseball

“Their young qb was dangerously close to playing at a league average level” 😂

As a history teacher, this is an excellent example of Cause & Consequence

I was there for that game in December. A few of us thought that the officials had just ejected the Chiefs' coach for his unsportsmanlike penalty, since hearing a penalty called on a coach is so rare.

@gorkskoal9315

2 жыл бұрын

Dallas much?89 dallas jim jonson: suckered punched emet smith: he ran into a wall of defenders, with a bad ankle, broke--everything and still got a 2cond down. Was the cause of a side line brawl...on their own GD team. all of the side line was thrown out. yeeaah I didn't know that was a thing. well turns out it is. Happend latter on a monday night game where John "I'm the only anouncers name you know and THE goat" Maden asked how many drinks did the boys have. and started taking bets, live, with al michels and all who's doing the walka' shame back to take cold shower.

Y’all should start a new series titled “Long Time Coming” for players that won titles later in their careers after coming short (eg. Dwight Howard, Dirk Nowitzki, John Elway, etc.)

@TEAMEEXTREME

3 жыл бұрын

that’d be a fantastic series to be honest

@netsch20

3 жыл бұрын

Ray Bourque

@oliverdennis3115

3 жыл бұрын

Gary Payton, Iguodala, Alex Rodriguez. A Rod especially.

@deathboy126

3 жыл бұрын

@@oliverdennis3115 Don’t forget Alex Ovechkin, Ash Ketchum, Andy Reid, or Bruce Arians

@oliverdennis3115

3 жыл бұрын

@@deathboy126 true, soccer players as well, Thierry Henry(Premier League), Jordan Henderson(Premier League) and Maldini( World Cup).

For once, this involves Mark Sanchez and isn’t about the butt fumble.

@garygenerous8982

3 жыл бұрын

It’s always about the butt-fumble. Always

@Eidenhoek

3 жыл бұрын

IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE BUTT FUMBLE. *ALWAYS*

@davejones8922

2 жыл бұрын

It was really hard to imagine this was still not the hall of fame worst for Sanchez. The worst was still yet to come. The horror.

"This sucks, *so bad.* " "I've starred at this for 5 hours now."

This is my first time visiting this channel. Very nice to see such quality production in a video about the NFL. No cheap tricks, just a quality video. Cheers

@charlottecorday8494

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for the kind words Elliot, we definitely put a lot of work into this one!

@pat2rome

5 ай бұрын

Definitely watch some more! He has a lot like this one. Informative, no-nonsense.

Imagine playing so badly that you are mentioned in the same sentence as Seneca Wallace.

@Eidenhoek

3 жыл бұрын

Guy was one of my dad's favorite QBs at one point. Journeyman guy, there to help the team if the starter got injured. Wherein _he_ got injured the first play after coming in for the injured Rodgers ._. Also, SUPER cool name.

@xiii-Dex

3 жыл бұрын

And that sentence saying you were worse than him!

@vsauce4678

2 жыл бұрын

Seneca Wallace was a beast. The lesser Ryan Fitzpatrick. We do not speak badly of the back up who would play on the worst teams in the worst spots.

@andrewadami3920

2 жыл бұрын

I remember having Seneca Wallace as my 3rd string backup QB on Madden. He had good raw numbers. Never needed him thankfully. Had Vick as No. 1 and Brees as No. 2. :) I had no clue how lucky I was to even have Brees when Vick went down. As he does, whenever a defender breaths on him. (even in Madden) Brees stepped up and carried the team to a SB. Then left in the off-season. :( A bittersweet memory.

This video is legendary. Such respect for the amount of research that had to go into this Bravo. Yall make ESPN look like a clown show.

@michaelbean6

3 жыл бұрын

Rubenstein is best sports stats researcher on planet. I’d know used to work with him. In fact, hired him. He’s insane

@OmniMontel

2 жыл бұрын

ESPN is a clown show with a good film crew and a pretty decent stats department.

@rogerd777

2 жыл бұрын

@@OmniMontel I couldn’t have said it better myself. The only reason to watch ESPN is to watch games. Any other programming sucks.

@78tag

2 жыл бұрын

That is a pretty low standard.

@WtbgoldBlogspot

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelbean6 Interesting, what stood out to you the most that had you give him the job?

I love how the jets green and chiefs red start out as what we normally associate with those colors, good and bad respectively, but then it completely flips and it goes against how we normally perceive those colors

"This sucks so bad. It's a masterpiece."

"You're about to enter New York Jets territory." How is that not the same place as the Fumble Dimension?

@archiebellega956

3 жыл бұрын

It's another sides of the same coins. Or as sci-fi says, the white hole of the black hole.

@WelcomeToTheMadKingdom

3 жыл бұрын

Our pain somehow transcends beyond the limits of the Fumble Dimension. A paradox of folly and hell rivaled by likely only the Mariners

@Ravenforce3

3 жыл бұрын

Jets territory is a tangent universe with the Fumble Dimension. Kinda like Browns territory except WE know how to go 0-16 properly.

@ninetailedfox579121

3 жыл бұрын

@@WelcomeToTheMadKingdom Oh no. You've still got a good 10-15 years to go if you want to talk about having the worst pain.

@yurigodoy93

2 жыл бұрын

NYJ territory is the Butt Fumble Dimension, it's their neighbours

Shoutout to the "Randall Cunningham Seizes the Means of Production" thumbnail hanging out at the beginning

@chompyzilla

2 жыл бұрын

That’s just left over from the Steve Bono episode.

i love how we got to see snippets of the other dorktown sagas- i'd love a huge poster of all the charts from the different episodes neatly laid out together.

Recognizing that Jon is a Chiefs fan it's still odd how they've figured into every football Dorktown video to this point. It was the team the Chargers couldn't quite catch for the division lead in 2010 (which admittedly led to the creation of this video), it was the team Steve Bono played for when he took a jog into the end zone, and it was the team that was so undisciplined as to throw a wrench into the works of the NFL. Remarkable. And for those of you who haven't seen the Falcons doc, they play a minor role as the team that beat the Falcons with a pick-2. We really need some content on the Lions, Cardinals, Bengals, Browns, Saints, or Vikings though.

Was thinking this would be about OJ in his Bronco for a second there

@toadofsteel

3 жыл бұрын

OJ Simpson: Still the Broncos' leading rusher despite never actually signing with them.

It's funny, even when the Jets win they still lose.

We've come a long way in Kansas City from the Todd Haley years. From getting destroyed by teams like the Mark Sanchez Jets to going to back-to-back Super Bowls and winning one.

@patrickmarriott5793

3 ай бұрын

Now back to back and winning both. This is so awesome and crazy. Can't believe we would be here.

This episode is awesome, but I want to comment on something else entirely. The next video in my feed is "This is not an endorsement of arson: The history of the Seattle Mariners" and that may be the best title in the history of KZread. You guys are the best.

Remember the Steve Bono video? I remember every second of Dorktown videos like the elder in Lawrence of Arabia whose one job is to follow the tribe through the desert and recite scripture on command

I wonder how heavy the dork town AfterEffect file is. They keep adding to it

@jacobdavis7175

3 жыл бұрын

And not only that, they continue to reference it every other episode, so it is not just a stock image that they paste for a scene or two, it is there.

@matheusmarinho13

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe that's why they don't make more episodes. It's so heavy that it takes weeks just to render one of those

@yaketyyakumo3315

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not even AfterEffects. All of Jon Bois’ videos are animated in Google Earth and then stitched together in iMovie.

@toadofsteel

3 жыл бұрын

I, for one, am liking the Dorktown Cinematic Universe...

@michaelbean6

3 жыл бұрын

Lol this isn’t after effects

I honestly could not care less about American football but every single Jon Bois video is a national treasure and immensely entertaining, I still manage to get invested and find myself having a great time.

And it just continues

Jets fan here. Will someone please let me leave New York Jets territory now?

@hubertvale5132

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry dude, it’s like the Hotel California- you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. I’ve been trapped there since 1970 myself. 😩

That drive must have resulted in a lot of broken televisions in KC

@deanbryant9679

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, a lot of Chiefs fans (myself included) had checked out by that point.

@ZiggyZou

3 жыл бұрын

Nah man we all hated Haley. Dude was terrible and Matt Cassel, oh god

@ZiggyZou

3 жыл бұрын

Just two years later they hire Andy Reid.. I think it worked out pretty well lol

@piehead678

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, like others said we didn't care. I don't even remember this game. It's all a blur in my mind. I remember being happy we fired Haley, and then Crennal looked ok ending the season. So there was some optimism. Though no expected us to go to the playoffs the next season. Then the next year happened. No one hated Crennal, but we knew he wasn't it and weren't sad to see him go. Plus all the shit with the guy who shot himself in front of him. Think everyone just felt bad for him. He was a good dude, but wasn't a good coach who landed into a shitty situation. Then we got Andy Reid and the rest is history.

@ioiiikejdncnnc1678

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZiggyZou chiefs fans didn't mind Matt Cassel. He got us into the playoffs at one point and had his moments

One of the things that makes dorktown videos so special to me is that you can always see what episodes have happened before, & what spaces are left for new & interesting videos.

"the chiefs are getting stomped, 28 to 3" oh no I know where this is going

“Hauntingly stupid” is a great phrase

The butterfly effect is real. And this, this here, this is a perfect example of it.

The style and visuals of this video are so cool, great analysis to the side! Definitely going to be checking more of this channel's stuff out!

Can you please do one of these videos on the Ravens' game under Brian Billick when they tied the league record for penalties? They were just intentionally drawing penalties and completely imploded as Billick lost total control of the team.

we need a browns dorktown just like the mariners

@johnquach8821

3 жыл бұрын

Modern Browns: We don't suck any more. Maybe a Lions dorktown because unlike the Browns, the future does not seem to be looking up for that team.

@oumondragon

3 жыл бұрын

Jon Bois on twitter said that the nfl equivalent of the Mariners would be the Vikings.

@ryanahr2267

3 жыл бұрын

@@oumondragon Yeah that makes more sense as the Vikings have a long history of getting so close only to get snakebitten in some of the most bizarre ways imaginable. The Browns weren't even competitive until this past season.

@oumondragon

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanahr2267 i'd argue the bills could also be in that ballpark. So close to success, only to be demolished. Not too mention the 4 straight super losses. Although they are also close to building another super bowl caliber team.

@ryanahr2267

3 жыл бұрын

@@oumondragon Yeah but in almost every case for my Bills it was straightforward. Washington and Dallas were even more insanely stacked than we were and we needed a long-ish game winning FG from a guy who was historically bad at that range. The only bizarre moment in our miserable history is Miracle City Screw Job. The Vikings have been undermined in far stranger and more numerous ways

Deep rewind: Anderson Silva's triangle comeback Collapse: The Eagles since winning the SuperBowl Untitled: Ted Williams

The big man really changed everything.

I love you guys so much! The sarcasm, the sound of defeat in Jons voice, the stats...THE STATS!!! No one does it better.

Jon Bois casually surpassing John Madden for best sports voice guy.

@MarioGMan25

3 жыл бұрын

Look out, next Football game is just gonna be called Bois 2022.

@yriafehtivan

3 жыл бұрын

And Alex is here too!

The first words out of my mouth when i saw how they got that touchdown: “that’s fucking gross” lol

Wow...what a wild friggin ride. It's interesting to me that I watched literally all of these events happen live but never connected any of them together. Really awesome story guys!

*Sees the chart extend to 2020* “Okay.. I know where this is going” Thank you Todd Haley for botching this drive as a coach, leading to Reid’s hiring, and the Chiefs giving Mahomes a half a billion dollar contract for the next 10 years - Sincerely, 31 other teams in the NFL

@bradleyhoward9638

2 жыл бұрын

V Shout-out to Romeo Crennel and Kyle Orten. Without them winning against the 13-0 GB Packers, the Chiefs wouldn't be who they are today. The odds on winning that game were maybe 5%

@stu_164_minitruckin

2 жыл бұрын

Last I checked, KC not doing so well this season. I'll forever be grateful for KC beating NE. And it took a pandemic for Brady to win again.

@eddixon2015

2 жыл бұрын

@@bradleyhoward9638 I have to shout them out for beating Denver in Denver in Week 17 because that got my Bengals into the playoffs that year.

@timq6224

2 жыл бұрын

@@stu_164_minitruckin trying to figure out how the best team in the AFC is "not doing so well this season" (sure, you posted a month ago, but damn man, you sound like a Lions fan talking about going to the super bowl)

@kottenb

Жыл бұрын

I don’t know why it😮

This is really stretching it. In 2017, the Jets passed on Mahomes in the draft because they had Christian Hackenberg on their team. I dare say that genius decision had more to do with both teams fortune than Todd Haley.

@Moltonio

3 жыл бұрын

Face it...Mahomes would not be Mahomes if he went to the Jets. The Jets saved football and created a new QB legend by passing on him.

@michaellayard5045

2 жыл бұрын

@@Moltonio he may not have been the player he is today, but I think it's safe to say he'd be a lot better than Christian hackanberg and Sam Darnold lol

@Moltonio

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaellayard5045 not really...if anything he might have become Sam Darnold.

@johnbarrett7936

2 жыл бұрын

@@Moltonio That doesn't seem to be a bad thing anymore.

@sawyernorthrop4078

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaellayard5045 he might not have been. Just look at Trevor Lawrence

I'm a woman of simple tastes. I see a Dorktown video; I click on it instantly.

Just came to say that your guy’s content is fxcking boss. Love the insight you guys provide on sports and the video editing is phenomenal

Love how you guys represent the data and as a lifetime Chiefs fan found this fascinating!

"4:59 So it's 28-3 in the third quarter..." Now where have I heard this before?

Wow this drive reminds me off the Chiefs in Super Bowl LV. Nice to see them staying true to their roots

I love this video so much. The best is the Playoff Drought chart, where Washington's place on the list says only "Football Team"

"Unfortunately, they were abandoned by god" -Jon Bois on the San Diego Chargers 2010 season

I wonder if some of the series on this channel were cut, because I miss "the worse ever" and "weird rules"

@ZGryphon

3 жыл бұрын

They did a _That's Weird_ (the successor to _Weird Rules_ ) just a couple-three weeks ago.

As a Bills fan, I find it interesting how they tied in with both teams...with KC, the trade that got them Patrick Mahomes, and after Rex was fired by the Jets he got hired by the Bills, where his shortcomings became obvious and was let go after two seasons to give us Sean McDermott.

The amount of research that goes into these episodes is not lost on me. This is incredibly impressive and I love these videos!

@muskyoxes

4 ай бұрын

Where is the database this guy uses? "Computer, give me the penalty yardage of every drive ever."

I remember the Pioli 'Patriot Way' management and apparently the guy was a paranoid control freak. Todd Haley once told a reporter "The phones are tapped-also lower your voice because I think Pioli has everything bugged and spies everywhere." Here in KC we also had the 'Candy Wrapper Incident' in which Pioli reportedly threw an empty candy wrapper under a flight of stairs at Arrowhead to see if the custodians would see it. They didn't and he wigged out over it. Long story short, Haley became too familiar with the players and lost the separation required for a head coach to maintain discipline. Also, Haley had to deal with a GM that by all accounts was impossible to work with and I think by this game Haley and the players simply didn't care anymore. By this season and game everything unraveled and we headed into the Romeo Crennel era-one of the most painful seasons I've ever witnessed. Fans paid for a plane to fly a banner over Arrowhead that read: 'Fire Pioli, Bench Cassel' along with not being able to even give tickets away so they'd simply tuck them under wipers on random cars. I remember when Andy Reid first arrived in KC the feeling was electric. He's a QB's dream coach and he lifted the Todd Blackledge Curse by drafting Mahomes instead of getting another retread QB that we'd done ever since drafting bust Blackledge. It's scary what could have happened as you point out in this great presentation had Haley not been fired and finished the season.

Id love a dorktown jigsaw puzzle, could even release different sents that could line up to match the map

So there is another interesting knock on effect of this. Andy Reid took over KC in 2013, the same year Rex Ryan was hired by the Bills. Had KC not been in the coaching hunt its possible the Bills could have hired Reid. Terry Pagula was interested in Mahomes but didn't want to overule Beane. So had the Bills hired Reid over Ryan they would have then drafted Mahomes. Kansas city drafted Patrick Mahomes with the 10th pick which they acquired from Buffalo in a trade.

@Traids_

3 жыл бұрын

The Bills hired Ryan in 2015, not 2013, but they did have a head coach vacancy in 2013 so it was still possible that they could've hired Reid and ended up with Mahomes 4 years later. Although as a Jets fan I'm very thankful that didn't happen lol

@Steve_Hunts96

3 жыл бұрын

@@Traids_ Well, at the end of the day it appears the Bills are about to be contenders for a long time still with their own awesome coach and own awesome QB. That team is legit

@RingsideCinema

3 жыл бұрын

I never knew the Bills were interested or had interest, every insider was so certain he was going to be the new Head Coach of the Cardinals. His interview with the Arizona Cardinals was on a Wednesday, but KC had their interview on Tuesday, and the rest is history. To think how much crazier the NFC West could have been if Reid became the Cardinals Head Coach and still drafted Mahomes in 2017. I just don't think he gets Alex Smith considering the 49ers probably wouldn't trade him to a division rival.

I’m barely an NFL fan but I love your content & execution. Thanks for another great vid.

a chiefs vs jets game with a penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct against a coach? unbelievable

Glad to see Jon hasn’t forgotten about us loyal viewers.

Andy Reid was at the airport and had a plane waiting to take him to Arizona when Clark Hunt got ahold of him. Imagine if he had gotten on that plane. Scary thought.

This is one of the most amazing videos I've ever seen. The analysis and the presentation! **chef's kiss**

Your intro is....exceptional. The overall production value is extremely high. This is really good content you're putting out.