“Can I eat this?” “Sorry your subscription has ended”

@lakhananjana636

4 ай бұрын

😂😂

@tomaszpakua2457

4 ай бұрын

No thank you.

@omshinde7484

4 ай бұрын

850 likes but 2 replies let me fix that

@andrew4446

4 ай бұрын

Basically this is the precursor to everyone having a Cortana in their head

@arlentuguib8521

4 ай бұрын

Can i buy unli subscription? AI: Yes it costs over 60000

“Call 911 I’m dying.” “Sorry you’ll have to upgrade your subscription to our pro plan for that…”

@ZachAttackYo

3 ай бұрын

Omg bad

@A_b_c810

3 ай бұрын

😂

@MetinaW

3 ай бұрын

😂

@youssef_neo

3 ай бұрын

i think it's free

@BoysGotit

3 ай бұрын

@@youssef_neo 🤔🫠

Its not quite a phone replacement, instead its some kind of AI asistant

@SamWoolley-om5hh

Ай бұрын

65 likes and 0 comments let me fix that

@pedronavaja223s

Ай бұрын

75 likes & 2 comments 🤭 aren’t I so luccy

@mohammadm7559

Ай бұрын

Why can’t you replace it with your phone?

@ihabsmr

Ай бұрын

Exactly a physical AI assistant

@Nexialistavz

Ай бұрын

@@mohammadm7559 "the idea Is that with this device ai technology can be incorporated into your life in a practical and less intrusive way"

"What time is it?" "its time to renew your subscription "

@user-wq7di4ok3p

27 күн бұрын

💀💀

@CalebSheppard-nu1ih

14 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@JohnS-or8hm

8 күн бұрын

😂

@Shahnawaz_Hyder

7 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

“What’s this plant called” “Here’s what I found on the web”

@a.bamatraf6054

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Seargon

5 ай бұрын

Siri moment

@jsv693

5 ай бұрын

but where dhell is result on the screen

@alfanscholz8663

5 ай бұрын

​@@Seargongoogle assistant too

@GalacticBricks2024

4 ай бұрын

So relatable

“ can i buy this one” “No , you’re broke”

@vaseemshaikh6338

4 ай бұрын

😂

@Forsakendeer

4 ай бұрын

Enjoy the 1k likes bro

@Flowermoon911

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@JaafarIbrakiminm-zu6yt

4 ай бұрын

You're not broke if you can buy this device 😅💀

@ShrekAndStuff

4 ай бұрын

@@JaafarIbrakiminm-zu6ytno, you become broke from it

“Set a timer for 9:10 AM” “As an AI, I am incapable of surgically removing your femur”

“Call my wife” “Ok, calling 911 💀💀💀

@Shahnawaz_Hyder

7 күн бұрын

69 likes and no comments let me fix that

"Can I eat this?" "No", the magic conch said😂

@s.m1nd

5 ай бұрын

🤣💯👌🏽

@LazyLizzy706

5 ай бұрын

“Try asking again.”

@leobardoaguilar5147

5 ай бұрын

Lmfaooo

@annassetiawan2119

5 ай бұрын

Like spongebob 😂

@johnnycage8952

5 ай бұрын

“All HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH” LOU LOU LOU LOU LOU LOU 🤪

I’d rather use my phone that actually has a proper screen

@vgamzingnet2562

6 ай бұрын

Yes and also I can watch and play games with the screen

@danielechezabal6877

6 ай бұрын

​@@vgamzingnet2562Exactly, I feel like if this projector is like flipping back to flip phones where you wouldn't have a touchscreen and that many features, that thing doesn't even support youtube or discord 💀 Edit: Thanks y'all for the support! I've never gotten so many likes!

@arya493

6 ай бұрын

​@danielechezabal6877 that pin is like your all time AI assistant it's a cool thing but it won't be replacing phones anytime soon

@sanixxs

6 ай бұрын

least chronically online person in 2023:

@sky_cat209

6 ай бұрын

But ur eyes aren't ok

“Call 911… I have fallen and can’t get up!” “Sorry your subscription has ended”

“Can I have something to eat?” 🐚 “Try asking again!”

"I want to play games." "You have to buy a smartphone"

@kameshwarpal1111

4 ай бұрын

😂

@efosaogb2265

4 ай бұрын

Yeah😅

@user-wk6dp3lp2n

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SanOcelotl

4 ай бұрын

No need to go that far, just watching videos would be imposible in that thing haha

@CentristGovtt

4 ай бұрын

Find a white wall And control using hand gestures 😂😂

“Call emergency services, I’ve been stabbed” “Your subscription has ended”

@R3Berserk

3 ай бұрын

Damn bro imagine in your last breath 😅💀

@trikto9120

3 ай бұрын

Less likely to happen in case of emergency services. Like in mobile phones you should be able to call without any restrictions.

@mattanderson4339

3 ай бұрын

Or even worse, Siri responds with “We know, we stabbed you.” 💀

@dragoonxgamer

3 ай бұрын

what thr fuck 📖

@fameandfreaks

3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

“CALL 911 SOMEONE IS DYING” “The Bluetooth device is ready to pair”

*Someone releases a device from 2080* People reviewing in 2024: “it’s a bit overpriced” 💀

@Omgtired

Ай бұрын

Bro its a device from 1995

@megaghostly1

Ай бұрын

You consider this junk 2080 😂

@VolodymyrZakharov-cb6nn

2 күн бұрын

This is AI. Shit have no future.

"How to save a person choking on food" "Step one- Want a break from the ads?"

@Narwhal12

4 ай бұрын

I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did from this-

@AquaficMC

4 ай бұрын

LMAOO

@givehuggs

4 ай бұрын

Perfect

@givehuggs

4 ай бұрын

Pin @fanro3 comment 😂 ✨️

@BopDiva

3 ай бұрын

@@Narwhal12it’s okay. I laughed too much too! 😂😂

“Less intrusive” forces you to have a bodycam 24/7

@maxagius8165

4 ай бұрын

It’s not gonna send it to anybody. And it doesn’t force you.

@Jakepearl13

4 ай бұрын

@@maxagius8165how do you know it isn’t being monitored or captured? Do you have behind the scenes access to how it works?

@nervouspanic5286

4 ай бұрын

​@maxagius8165 yea and Facebook wasn't stealing your data until they got busted for it lol

@j.louisrodriguez2025

3 ай бұрын

​@@maxagius8165really because I clearly heard him say ,it's basically a smart phone without the screen,what Network or WiFi do you connect it to.

@havoc6021

3 ай бұрын

This will get the same reception as Google glass. I never understood as everybody got a cam pointing at you when using the phone.

Now i will say hey google can i do this 😂😂😂

Ngl $700 was actually quite surprising because I thought it would be over $3000 lol

@anders9646

Ай бұрын

$3000 am I retarded? Retarded is not considered a okay description, but bacically... Yes

@SGT.SAVAGE8

28 күн бұрын

I was thinking $3.49 on temu at best.

@ibirbonyou

25 күн бұрын

25 dollar a month subscription lol

this would be introverts nightmare to send messages in public 💀

@surferOS101

5 ай бұрын

Are introverts capable of not letting everyone know they’re introverts wherever they go?

@lyanmung2709

5 ай бұрын

​@@surferOS101true sometimes its annoying ....i do pity them but come on you dont have to make everything about an introvert

@ricememes

5 ай бұрын

​​@@surferOS101see, those aren't introverts. They pretend to be introverts for attention. A true introvert wouldn't even dare to speak to anyone unless it's a close friend let alone let everyone know they are an introvert. Actual introverts don't want attention. Fake introverts crave attention.

@AJ-Palermo

5 ай бұрын

​@@surferOS101 if someone constantly tells people they're an introvert, they're definitely not an introvert

@simply_stxr

5 ай бұрын

@@AJ-Palermo I’m a ambivert :D

"when is my flight?" "HoW ShOuLd I kNoW, cHeCk yOuR pHoNe"

@SharlomAlvin

5 ай бұрын

“You are my phone”😐😑

@marn200

5 ай бұрын

This is Siri. Hey siri [asks wuestion] Siri: I found some web results. I can show them I you ask again from your iPhone.

@SwasToon

5 ай бұрын

9/11 💀

@MahabubAlam-dn1nq

5 ай бұрын

😂

"What would you do if your phone dissapeared?" Me:

it may be a nice extension for mobile phones, but it will never be able to replace it.

Can I eat this? “You’re in the fruit isle of a grocery store, are you serious?”

@IzzIrfan-ld9hr

5 ай бұрын

Google if its an ai

@grubbanator94

5 ай бұрын

Considering it mentions that the fruit is low in sugar maybe the lady asking is diabetic

@chrisjimenez2192

5 ай бұрын

​@@grubbanator94I was literally about to comment the same thing lol

@alexisf22

5 ай бұрын

😂😂

@newspaperbin6763

4 ай бұрын

​@@grubbanator94dang u smart. U must have 100 million power in Iron Fortress

imagine going on the train in 2050 and all you can hear is people saying "Scroll, scroll, scroll" 💀

@squidport_

6 ай бұрын

but you would just use the touchpad….

@cubersrus14

6 ай бұрын

There's a touch pad if you didn't notice

@elicker694

6 ай бұрын

fair point but the guy also said "imagine" soo

@abed1896

6 ай бұрын

My brain causes suicide and also 2050

@JextoFF

6 ай бұрын

Underrated comment

"Can i eat this?" "Bluetooth enabled."

Siri getting a little jealous right about now

" Whats time is it?" "The bluetooth device is ready to pair."

@pou-c

2 ай бұрын

da bluetoot devaiss is ready to peaar

@MegaPhill93

2 ай бұрын

Bluetooth mode!

@SpaceCat7642

2 ай бұрын

Lmao ☠

@brent.

2 ай бұрын

@@pou-cHAHAHA

@arpit334

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

"Cancel" "Accepted, you successfully ordered a 300 iPhone's"

@Pheus11

4 ай бұрын

@@user-pr4xs4nm9k wtf

@ACDetailing00

4 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠@@user-pr4xs4nm9kNot sure why some people are so concerned about privacy when they own phones that monitor their every move. That’s not even mentioning the hundreds of cameras and microphones that could be within one’s vicinity.

@electroncat

4 ай бұрын

iPhones*

@flower-chan.

4 ай бұрын

@@ACDetailing00its worse when others see it because you have no idea what they will do, while you have an idea as to what the company who sells the phone will do with your data

@matttzzz2

4 ай бұрын

"... ordered a 300 iPhone is"

"call 911 im dying" "sorry, you need an account for that"

"call 911" "you have to watch an ad to do that"

"Hey what did my wife text me?" "John, I want a divorce" Thank you all for 19k, you are all loved Now if you excuse me Imma go back to cheifing this blunt

@PVPnb

5 ай бұрын

Heh heh heh

@fikriarieska8450

5 ай бұрын

Imagine that VN live in front o public , complete with yelling by the soon Tobe ex wife

@IdiotWithaMultimeter

5 ай бұрын

“Mom says: why is there a hard sock under your bed”

@moontime93

5 ай бұрын

“And I’m taking the kids with me” what did my best friend say…

@wessowavy328

5 ай бұрын

I laughed loud af when I read this 💀💀💀

"Hey, are you a scam?" "Yes, the company is enjoying your money at the bahamas."

@guillermo7168

3 ай бұрын

Remember the projector wristband quick starter? 😂

@sultananshar

3 ай бұрын

how bout playing games?

Honestly, that has a better price than I thought

"help i need to go to the hospital!!!" “Please check your network connection and try again.”

Imagine walking in public and all of a sudden "You won't last 30 seconds playing this game"

@emward6858

5 ай бұрын

If you know you know 😅

@BadenRoth

5 ай бұрын

I laughed way too hard

@ashwintyagi8622

5 ай бұрын

☠🧐☠

@bailey2517

5 ай бұрын

How is that any different from regular phones? Does your phone say that in public??

@ashwintyagi8622

5 ай бұрын

@@bailey2517 u definitely a party pooper huh Bailey 🤣

“How many calories is in this?” “Searching for cafes in your area”

@lifeofmisschar

3 ай бұрын

It’s giving Siri 😂

@Cobra_08YT

3 ай бұрын

Lol

Imagine a world where you have to take an AI's permission to eat your own food😂

“Help I’m dying I’ve just got stabbed” “Sorry but you need to sign in or make an account to access this device”

This thing also requires a $24/month subscription if you want to use it. I'll hold on to my phone a little longer

@superdude11235

5 ай бұрын

I miss when you could simply own products

@tobysmith3266

5 ай бұрын

Who would have thought it to be subscription based aswell...

@hepatitisf7495

5 ай бұрын

To play devils advocate here, the subscription includes access to the ai as well as a cellular plan with unlimited data

@Seth-Halo

5 ай бұрын

24 dollars a month? Cheapest phone plan I've seen from a not free phone is 35 dollars a month.

@paganizonda1000ps

5 ай бұрын

Just stop buying stuff that you have to pay a subscribtion. We could end this trend just by not buying stuff if it has subscribtion!

Imagine sleeping and getting a random ad

@BostYT

5 ай бұрын

thats the goal of neuralink

@rizz-animals

5 ай бұрын

Underrated comment 😅😂

@leomm7134

5 ай бұрын

I would throw it out the window😂😂

@ParkerWilson2710

5 ай бұрын

At least my dream is not going to crazy any more

“Call 911 I’m hurt!” “Low battery, Please charge”

“Help my wife is dying” “Sorry you need to pay 100 dollars for our premium subscription”

“Practical and less intrusive” literally a body cam

@DeezzzNuttttz

5 ай бұрын

I mean so is our cellphone

@zloyboy8

5 ай бұрын

​@@DeezzzNuttttzwell your phone is in your pocket most of the time

@iicustodianlaw

5 ай бұрын

Bodycams are "attached" to your chests (im talking about Axon)

@joemann7971

4 ай бұрын

​@@DeezzzNuttttzbut your smartphone camera isn't being used for absolutely everything. This is using the camera for just about everything on top of it listening to you all the time.

@cholsreammos

4 ай бұрын

Its jus a phone bro, its the exact same thing just you have it on your chest instead of your hand

"Open incognito mode" "Calling 911"

@NHSoft

2 ай бұрын

😂

@ForbiddenMist

2 ай бұрын

😂

@gamingzonenova2442

2 ай бұрын

😂

@AdithyaJ-nr7eu

2 ай бұрын

😂

@levilavian8221

2 ай бұрын

😂

This can't be replaced with a phone....but this is the beginning

“CALL POLICE I GOT ROBBED OUT OF 1 BILLION DOLLARS” “I’m sorry. Your $3800 subscription expired yesterday.”

“Call 911 there’s been a murder” “Yes you can eat that.” 😮

@user-nm8ho8gy7o

Ай бұрын

cannibalism?

@KiKi-vd5pm

Ай бұрын

​@@user-nm8ho8gy7oroad kill

@Beanzops

Ай бұрын

I eat the cotton candy from my walls

@Akash_Ase

Ай бұрын

@@Beanzopswtf 😳😳😳

@Mr_Jingles111

Ай бұрын

that's messed up

if i bought that and it fell off id have a tantrum.

@andresf754

6 ай бұрын

That word did not exist in my vocabulary, yet I 100% understood what it means 💀

@DaniSC_real

6 ай бұрын

​@@andresf754tantrum just means making a fuss, or upset in a chaotic way

@Invisible_Man00

6 ай бұрын

​@@andresf754chaotic madness

@luca_.0

6 ай бұрын

@@andresf754BRO SAME YK WHEN U JUST AUTOMATICALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT WORDS MEAN

@Muslim_Student

6 ай бұрын

​@yxlqxy_ 😂yeah it's based off of context of a sentence. Humans are well able to geusstimate words meanings of they know most of the sentence. This is true for (I think ) all languages

"how to help a man , who's choking!" Device- You're subscription has ended, renew to save a man 😂

“Also slightly overpriced” -Apple describing their prices nowadays

"Can I buy this" "No you have no money"😂

@alreadysucksyt1072

3 ай бұрын

from buying this thing 😂

As a nutrition major, i can confirm that there's no way in hell that those almonds have 15 g of protein

@0hReactions

2 ай бұрын

as an almond consumer and enjoyer I was thinking this, if there 15g of protein in that handful of almonds i’ll eat my shorts

@eatritenutrition

2 ай бұрын

There is currently no technology that can accurately estimate portion size and macros

@davebryan1890

2 ай бұрын

​@@eatritenutritioncould it not search the web for an example of what one almond contained then times it by the amount it deems are in his hand,

@mr.oranges5724

2 ай бұрын

That’s not even 15g of almonds 💀

@jeremy5939

2 ай бұрын

The correct answer for a dozen almonds is 3g, not 15g.

"Call 911 its an emergency " "I'm sorry as an AI I am not capable of talking otp"

I actually really like this idea, only downside which also is a plus is limited social media.

"Is this an instrument?" "Yes! Mayonnaise are instrument!"

@CybernerdShua

4 ай бұрын

The poor grammar is what seals the joke for me.

@samarthbhatnagar2927

4 ай бұрын

Gotham reference?

@sambirchall4453

4 ай бұрын

@@samarthbhatnagar2927SpongeBob man come on

@rhk199

4 ай бұрын

What about horseradish?

@BopDiva

3 ай бұрын

@@rhk199Horseradish is not an instrument. But relish is.

"can I eat this?" "You're at market, you donut, what do you think you should do with it?"

@DEZZ_NutZ_Capitain

4 ай бұрын

Why did I read this with Gordon Ramsay’s voice lol

@newspaperbin6763

4 ай бұрын

incubate it and wait for it to hatch into a dragon

@nishanthplays195

4 ай бұрын

​@@DEZZ_NutZ_Capitainyeah that donut got me 😂

@glassowlie

4 ай бұрын

She's diabetic it seems

@stephensheridan1279

4 ай бұрын

@@DEZZ_NutZ_Capitaincoming next year: the Gordon Ramsey version that swears at you and insults you everytime you ask this device a question!😂😂😂😂

"Hey can you tell me joke " "Here i found on web"

The voice activation is already the last feature I want in a phone

@sabrinastars1284

3 ай бұрын

Fr, imagine walking around and all u here is ai phones talking and ppl talking to them. It would be so annoying

"Book me a Grab Driver" "We are now entering Mars' atmosphere in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1"

Introverts: --------- AI: what was that?

@sulag_dino

3 ай бұрын

😂

@BeaverChainsaw

2 ай бұрын

I want this ai device to randomly activate when schizophrenics and conspiracy theorists use it just to see how they react 😈

imagine u walking on a street and a thief took your AI pin without u realize it

@Themaker-studio

5 ай бұрын

It will yell ”hey I'm not yours help I'm being stolen"

@Blessed_91

5 ай бұрын

@@Themaker-studio😂😂😂

@TilerP

5 ай бұрын

That can happen with your phone too?

@bountyhunter4885

5 ай бұрын

If its geo-tracking feature was ever compromised, for your personal information security, it would say "Warning, unless return this AI pin will self destruct in T- 10...9...8..."

@dariusowens1060

5 ай бұрын

As soon as the pin notices a unidentified fingerprint It shuts off and becomes Unusable.

“Capture this” “Great, now let’s see how it looks on my phone”

When Squidward asks "can I eat" the device will say "no"😂😂😂

I feel this isn’t a replacement for the conventional phone, rather an add on. A conventional phone would have done all this does and more but the advantage this has is that it can be snapped on the chest with its camera seeing everything your eyes can see. I wouldn’t dump my phone for this, an accessory instead, better synced with my phone

@user-qt5he5if7s

5 ай бұрын

Si definitivamente sería un gran complemento por que ya estoy cansado de esa gente que me pregunta a cada rato oye que haces con una alexa en el bolsillo

@scorpio_in_the_house

5 ай бұрын

Totally agreed, i mean i'd get anxiety without clicking on the screen and sending a text myself

@VeloVios

5 ай бұрын

Yeah let's strap a fuckin camera on everyone's chest. What a great idea... This product is useless and a waste. It's for people who think it's the next big thing, but two weeks after they buy it, they will never wear it again. Don't get me wrong devices like this is the future amd one day everyone will use one to stay safe and even be able to use it to stay alive in the forest because it could possibly identify edible plants. But this isn't gonna happen for a long time and if you think it's gonna be easy as it is in this advertisement, then you should maybe wait for real reviews of this product. If any at all

@owolabiezekiel5110

5 ай бұрын

You can’t consume video contents on this. Games? No! This is def not a smartphone replacement. It’s being advertised wrongly. It should still be targeted at some specific group of users more: People with visual impairment or other physical challenges, Some jobs such as construction, driving… that will appreciate hands free. I just know this device fits in perfectly somewhere.

@joshmorgan5933

3 ай бұрын

@@owolabiezekiel5110I agree that this could be useful for vision impaired people. But for everyone else the use case just doesn’t make sense. There are only a few niche use cases that would require a device this specific because current phones, smart watches, and headphones (AirPods) already offer 95%+ of the same “hands free” functionality that this device offers while also being useful in many other ways. Voice activation already exists for these devices, and they can answer the vast majority of the same questions (including the questions shown in the ad) just as easily without needing a camera running 24/7.

Imagine you get knocked out and it displays a 10 second countdown from your chest💀

@kikopauck8632

5 ай бұрын

Spy kids 3D vibes

@minignoux4566

5 ай бұрын

​@@kikopauck8632cake

@POD_GOD

5 ай бұрын

@@kikopauck8632 fr

@theprototype9652

5 ай бұрын

I would I want it even more

@qnno5134

5 ай бұрын

And add little ufo thing with mini tractor beam

The teacher ain’t taking my phone this time 🤞

Bro humans are slowly becoming more and more like humans from wall-e

@AyaanFarasanims

5 ай бұрын

The more I look at latest devices, the more I think this

@sebascarra

5 ай бұрын

Been saying this for years, that's right dude

@user-ys9dl3rd9o

5 ай бұрын

Bro so true

@pepito69

5 ай бұрын

I can't wait till we don't have to walk anywhere 🥰

@seagullible6742

5 ай бұрын

Man been fearing that and Fahrenheit 451

"There's an intruder in my house, help me!" "Please give him water so that he stays hydrated"

In Steven he's voice " take my money" 💀💀💀

*Chocking to death* “Sorry can you please repeat that”

Can you imagine how f*cking annoying the personalized ads are going to be when they can use your camera to see literally everything you do?

@sanketbali7934

5 ай бұрын

The underrated comment

@LuxuryArchived

5 ай бұрын

They can already see everything you do through the frequency given by your WiFi device which uses 3 Dimensional radio waves and signals to scan your saroundings and take images of everything around you, more like sonar technology but more advanced

@zwozoa5630

5 ай бұрын

I'm not too excited for the future when they built on top of that. @@LuxuryArchived

@LuxuryArchived

5 ай бұрын

@@zwozoa5630 we are approaching what I believe will be the most perilous time of the human race, though times are quickly approaching.

@tuttiflooti

5 ай бұрын

@@LuxuryArchived did you bite that from Batman? I’m pretty sure that was a gadget that Batman made in one of the Christian Bale films

The question of the year is... Can you play games on your hand? 👁👄👁

@old_liquid

5 ай бұрын

I know one game

@eikonlosangeles

5 ай бұрын

@@old_liquid😂

@cochiseseals

5 ай бұрын

This is for productivity. Not addiction. This doesn’t apply to you if you’re a kid. If you’re not, good for you. But this is for those of us, mainly who either have poor self control (based on algorithms). Or those of us who just wanna cut out distractions entirely.

@aradhyatripathi9747

5 ай бұрын

Yes O/X

@EndgameThor16

5 ай бұрын

Can it run doom? 😏

i think bro ment if the dragon fruit was expired or not😭

Please call the fire brigade! “I’m sorry,I couldn’t get that”

What would you do if your phone dissapeared Me: my homework

@714g

6 ай бұрын

Fr

@zachtgm

6 ай бұрын

@@714g i actually wrote this while pulling an all nighter to finish a project due the next day 🙃 Edit: forgot to mention i was playing fortnite to

@SohanKumar-nu2zn

6 ай бұрын

Fr

@Cosmic_Radiation68

6 ай бұрын

Bruh He's got a point

@SnailHatan

6 ай бұрын

No, you wouldn’t.

“Can I Eat this ?’’ “Go Eat a Salad’’

if i asked a device if i could eat something, it would answer "no! you've already eaten pasta and tiramisu!"

"whats time is it ?" Your bluetooth device is ready to pair

"go private mode" "sorry no-can-do...."

@loopyboop4760

3 ай бұрын

w show

@karkatvantas978

3 ай бұрын

"im sorry, but i cannot let you do that"

theres no way those almonds have 15 grams of protein

@memesrdeliscous

5 ай бұрын

bro thats what is was thinking 😂

@Twisted_Spyral_Gaming

5 ай бұрын

A cup of almonds has about 30 grams of protein, so it kinda makes sense

@Dudndbdjdn

5 ай бұрын

​@@Twisted_Spyral_Gamingthat was 12 almonds

@Someone_with_hope

5 ай бұрын

Max 5g -7g protein

@niko4613

5 ай бұрын

Geek

This is getting more and more to Cyberpunk where we gonna mod our bodies with tech 😂

Bro I would create the real iron man with this

Imagine walking to a busy street and you just hear people saying "say to lucy ill meet you wink wink"

@the_narrator-idk

5 ай бұрын

😂

@wce0977

5 ай бұрын

oddly specific fantasy you got there

Bro now I am trying not to regret that Elon was Right about AI 💀

@Mylordandsavior7

5 ай бұрын

You’re 100th like

@RagingGlobal

5 ай бұрын

​@@Mylordandsavior7Your*

@cheezeitz459

5 ай бұрын

​@@RagingGlobal🤓

@alexmogaming5609

5 ай бұрын

​@@cheezeitz459hes right 🤓

@anon73728

5 ай бұрын

​@@alexmogaming5609umm ackchyually incorrect 🤓

Me:Who’s my real dad? AI:“Inconclusive” Me:👊🏽

Pickpockets would love this.

"is she legal?" 💀

@TakaTinHey

Ай бұрын

📸🤔

@supergreg-st1rx

Ай бұрын

“Zamn she appears to be 12 years of age”

@blm813

Ай бұрын

If you have to ask you have to pass 🤣

"hey catch me up" "Dont forget to pick up your butt ointment son"

It's warming up because someone insanely "smart" put a projector in there, and I shudder to think what would happen if I fell asleep with it on my clothes.

When I thought bro was finna show us a modern looking pager 😂

_"Guide me to the closest store where I can buy a phone."_ _"Sorry, but I don't understand."_

"CALL 911 FAST" "Sorry, what's the number?"

@user-ed4bx2xt6j

2 ай бұрын

Bruh

@Rifin470

2 ай бұрын

Kocak bet deh😭

Absolutely great. I want it made in the shape of a star trek badge :)

The trying to make Star Trek life real life😂

If apple would invent this people would be crazy to buy

@geralt_di_rivia

5 ай бұрын

I like your use of "invent" 😂

@arvs7356

5 ай бұрын

Well there’s a reason why Apple hasn’t invented it 😂

@shosc16

5 ай бұрын

They wouldn’t. They haven’t even made flip phones or flip tablets because they’re just novelties

@embrance9565

5 ай бұрын

​@@shosc16because iphone is so practical😂 don't know. Anytime I use an iphone I have the urge to break it within a minute. Basic features missing that even thr oldest android phone have or does better 😂 so no they would not, unless they can rip you off

@Bittamin

5 ай бұрын

They’ll find a way to refurbish the idea, make the pin the shape of the apple, then release for $999.69

The biggest issue is disturbing others when communicating and imagine the nightmare when everyone's using voice commands in a public setting.

@TheDirtyGoatee

3 ай бұрын

Most people already take phone calls on speakerphone (annoying AF), influencers in the wild are already disrupting others daily lives… this shit is perfect for this generation of “main characters.”

@OnePieceGee

3 ай бұрын

Imagine it not picking up your accent

@SoltyJ

3 ай бұрын

​@@TheDirtyGoatee your influencers disrupt your daily lives??

@Hgdj-hp6vt

3 ай бұрын

Imagine ur deaf

@Manifested.

3 ай бұрын

​@TheDirtyGoatee I'm 14 and this is a terrible idea, Embarrement is still embarrassment and I would hate to use this

“These almonds have 15G of protein” Bruh there’s not even 15 individual almonds there

Not the goofy pin from Danny Gonzales’ video 💀