Dog is such a small word for something that takes up the entire bed…

@ronfullerton3162

2 жыл бұрын

Even though that dog only weighs ten pounds.

@TheBaumcm

2 жыл бұрын

@@ronfullerton3162 I was literally just getting ready to reply this. Somehow mine manages to take up my entire side of the bed and gain about 30 pounds while going completely boneless and rooting to the bed when we try to get him up in the morning.

@ronfullerton3162

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheBaumcm Sounds very much like my dog. Plus it always seems that about the time I need to get up in the night, he has positioned himself in a way that it is almost impossible to get up and head for the bathroom before the bladder gives out. Do these dogs plan these things just to laugh at their human?

@dogmom8668

2 жыл бұрын

My thoughts too 🤣

@ronfullerton3162

2 жыл бұрын

@@dogmom8668 My dog will even run into the bedroom ahead of me, place his head on the middle of the pillow, then act like he is totally sound asleep! What a ham.

Much thanks to the Carroll County Veterinary Clinic & Lynn Wimmer DVM for sharing the fun signs & sense of humor, enjoyed every one.

@harveyabel1354

2 жыл бұрын

Dr. Wimmer is a winner!

@paulmeek9980

2 жыл бұрын

They don't know how to spell Gordon's name. It's Ramsay.

@kevinchristensen84

2 жыл бұрын

@@paulmeek9980 I didn't know, either. Thanks; one misspelling, though? Maybe we let it slide?🙂🙂

@SLJ2137694

Жыл бұрын

Carroll County Illinois?

@JM-sy5qv

Жыл бұрын

@@SLJ2137694 MD

Our front door mat says "Please text us when you arrive. No need to get the dog involved.". Our back door mat says, "Knock on the door and let me sing you the song of my people -- The Dog"

@tebelshaw9486

2 жыл бұрын

Love it! 😘 My heart breaks seeing dogs tied up outside. They belong in the house with their pack!

Emotional baggage; and the chihuahua 500 miles away.. 🤣😄😆

@3John-Bishop

2 жыл бұрын

Chased by taxidermists..don't play dead.

@elizabethsohler6516

2 жыл бұрын

Loved the emotional baggage. Interesting. I think that was the only one that didn't refer to animals.

@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire

2 жыл бұрын

Chihuahuas are just rats that bark...

The one about the tree falling in a Forrest...and Chihuahua 500 mls away barking at it....YEP!!! GOT THAT RIGHT!

@JariDawnchild

2 жыл бұрын

Yep lol. My chihuahua barks at her own farts sometimes.

@judeirwin2222

2 жыл бұрын

Forest.

@vickiblizzard1001

2 жыл бұрын

Same! Now I know what he's been barking at for the past 13 and a half years!

@bazza945

Жыл бұрын

A Chihuahua's ability to bark is disproportionate to it's size.

This person has a future as a writer on a late night TV show. Not just dumb puns, but very clever ideas.

I live down the street from this clinic, and I go out of my way to drive by it when I'm out, just to read their sign lol.

@southernbelle6838

Жыл бұрын

Where is it?

@janedoe-dy3rr

Жыл бұрын

@@southernbelle6838 It is in the town of Westminster , which is in Carroll County Maryland.

@josettemonachino4162

Жыл бұрын

I would too! Lol

@markfergerson2145

Жыл бұрын

Going that extra mile...

Love the colonoscopy prep one. Describes 2020 perfectly!

@QUICKBOOKS1

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget 2022 is not too far off.

@seedsoflove7684

2 жыл бұрын

And 2021

@lavenderteal8485

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@JariDawnchild

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed aloud at this one.

@stephenlitten1789

2 жыл бұрын

2021 was like a Barium meal, but less tasty

I miss having pets. Nothing better than a 4-legged, fur covered burglar alarm.

@markfryer9880

2 жыл бұрын

Or DBC Alarm, Dreaded Black Cat. Or Possum Alarm.

@elizabethsohler6516

2 жыл бұрын

Are you able to volunteer at a shelter? I bet they could use a good person.

@dshe8637

2 жыл бұрын

I had a fish like that...

@margareth1504

2 жыл бұрын

Oh get a puppy

@tebelshaw9486

2 жыл бұрын

Me, too. I just can't take the pain of losing them anymore. I foster at a local shelter. 🐶🐱

I had a dog who never came when called, would chew on my shoes, always got into the garbage, had great fun rolling in any mud he could find, barked for no reason at all and did many other things... I MISS HIM EVERYDAY

@tebelshaw9486

2 жыл бұрын

"Brothers and sisters, I bid you beware; Of giving your heart For a dog to tear." 😪 Anonymous

@unanemomanou7939

2 жыл бұрын

When I was 13, my dad offered me a chihuahua. That dog did just about everything with me: shopping, hiking, biking, sailing, even sneaking into the classroom hidden in my school bag, you name it, she did it. I put her rucksack down, whistled once, and she jumped in, ready for any adventure. She was the apple of my eyes. I doted on her. She died when I was 26. I’m 58 and I still think about her. I now have 3 chihuahuas, none compares with her. To make a long story short, and to echo your testimony, I was recently telling my elder sister about my sweet dog, Miliane and my sister goggled at me and exclaimed : »Sweet? She was a nasty, growling, barking piece of work! » Go figure how we remember our loved ones! 😂😂😂

@melissacooper8724

Жыл бұрын

David Weaver I have a dog that behaves exactly the same way as your dog was!

Saw a billboard, that said wicked chickens lay deviled eggs

Dogs come when called; cats take a message 🤣

@tebelshaw9486

2 жыл бұрын

As though they'd ever reply! 😃🐱

@gusmonster59

Жыл бұрын

Unless it's Jack Russell. They think about if they really feel like responding to commands at that moment.

@su-rv2uq

Жыл бұрын

If they feel like it!

"Cats don't have owners, they have staff."

@sharaihmolyneaux8181

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely 💯% truth.

@Cassxowary

Жыл бұрын

No, they have family members. Only humans support slavery and claim other equal animals exist for humans to use depending on whims and money. That’s just fucked up. Stop projecting your issues on them. Use your heart and brain. How would you feel?

@Cassxowary

Жыл бұрын

@@sharaihmolyneaux8181 that’s absolutely utterly untrue. Only one species supports slavery while the rest are more evolved and advanced and know we are all equals. Guess which one is the educationally stunted one and still supports fucked up stuff like slavery. Hint: it ain’t no human animals.

@Cassxowary

Жыл бұрын

NOBODY has owners except equals that some hurt frightened brainwashed heartless mindless humans enslaved.

I have discovered that most vets are definitely more emapthic than any human doctors. I simply love this lady!

I am seriously considering getting a cat and a dog and move to Carrol County just so I can meet and greet and be a customer of the this veterinary clinic. I like them.

Proof that there is still good in the world.

The sign "having cats in the house is like living with art that throws up on the carpet" is spot on. My sister has 4 cats and this is so true. By the way, from time to time I have to babysit the little imps. 2 of them are okay, but younger 2 are monsters.

I couldn't stop laughing! I absolutely love the sense of humor...what a great way to brighten people's days.

I adore this vet. She has a glorious sense of humor. Thanks for all the grins and laughter!! ;-)

@ronfullerton3162

2 жыл бұрын

I think that is a good thing to look for as you shop for a vet. This video reminded me of my youth growing up on an Iowa farm. Dad was an old type of farmer, meaning he was diversified. We had dairy, hogs, and grain farming all in one operation. And with all those animals running around, we needed a good vet. We actually had two, Dr. Jewell and Dr. Gipple worked out of the same office in Crawfordsville, Iowa. And their abilities and concern for our livestock was only exceeded by their sense of humor. Oh the stories I could tell of the times they were out on calls to our farm, regular service or emergency. Excellent care of our animals with many laughs to ease our worrys about that holstein calf or brood sow. Many of us didn't have much on those farms. But the humor through jokes and stories kept everyone in our neighborhood in a relatively good mind set. It might of been tougher life to live, but somethings about those days were far better. The humor shared was a very high point. And thank goodness for fantastic vets such as Doctors Jewell & Gipple!

@loisfay2689

2 жыл бұрын

Is this Carroll County Maryland?

@selenaali1999

Жыл бұрын

In Galations 5:22-23 is something to think about when understanding who God is and what kind of things to improve yourself. You're all beautiful and wonderful and God loves you but boy we need some improvement because we're all broken but that but God sees our beauty better than anyone.

If I lived near this Vet, I'd certainly be a client!!

Dr said to exercise and eat the right foods; thought he said accessorize and buy nice shoes

@unmitigatedgall8732

2 жыл бұрын

Oh but he did say that! It was just implied, though, not stated outright. Gotta read between the lines. 👒🥿👛 These are so refreshing to the soul!

@kellygervais3440

2 жыл бұрын

👍👍👍

@rainydaylady6596

2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🖖💕

@Dana-eq5nz

2 жыл бұрын

I like your style😂👍

@da6885

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dana-eq5nz I wish I could say I made it up, but I saw it on, I think, a greeting card once.

“Curiosity killed the cat but for a while I was a suspect”. Sign on an Asheville, NC body shop.

Great to see the hometown getting views. I drive past them nearly everyday. Always fun. Thanks.

@lindabuck2777

Жыл бұрын

Well YOU at least start your day out right! What a treat! I know you appreciate it!🙏🏻❤️

I absolutely LOVED 🥰 this! Some were funny 😆, some were punny 😉, and some were dad jokes 🥸! My face was getting a little sore from laughing 😂. 🌻💜

When my dog sits and stays I give her a biscuit. Still waiting for my biscuit from the government.

@unmitigatedgall8732

2 жыл бұрын

Y'all might have a bit of a wait on your hands... I'm not an American, but isn't this largely true of gov't in general?? Hurry up and wait.

@ronaldpoe3305

2 жыл бұрын

Looks like ole j biden already snatched your biscuit. Sorry pal.

@seedsoflove7684

2 жыл бұрын

@@ronaldpoe3305 Lets Go Brandon! JB sux. This vet would be a better president. Heck, a FROG would make a better president. What happened to "the best is yet to come"? Cmon man!

@seedsoflove7684

2 жыл бұрын

I dont want a biscuit. I want my freedom!

@erikawilliams9558

2 жыл бұрын

If they did you probably wouldn't take it

Genius. And hysterical. BTW, I don't have a doorbell. My dog let's me know when guests arrive. Every time.

@joycedavis9996

2 жыл бұрын

…or when a leaf falls…the wind blows…someone walks by our house while on the next block…just because…

@stevenwilson879

2 жыл бұрын

@@joycedavis9996 She noticed your comment and barked at it. She's a good girl. Very attentive.

"That's not cat hair, it's a catshmere sweater..."

@grateful1929

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@linasbutcher1914

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Don't know who came up with this signage, but it's some of the best!

This video just broke me up. I couldn't stop laughing out loud. Wonderful!

Just had to say thank you for the smiles and belly laughs.

Yep! I have two chihuahuas... sometimes I have no idea what they barking at!! Silly, silly

@janelightning73

2 жыл бұрын

Squirrels

@WarmFuzzyVibes

2 жыл бұрын

Well ..my cat woke me up this morning in the dark and she was hissing at nothing. Looking at the doorway like she was scared. Nothing there. That got me awake for awhile.

@daimosori

2 жыл бұрын

now you know that it's they are probably barking at a tree that had fallen down 500 miles away :)

@TheBaumcm

2 жыл бұрын

Mine would bark from under the covers if he heard the others barking. I had no idea what they were barking at and neither did he.

Dr. Wimmer does it again....great sense of humour. Thanks Doc, I feel better already and I didn't need to take 2 aspirin. Again....respect to the Doc.

@evamariesneed-rodriguez7047

2 жыл бұрын

I would love to meet the Doc . . . Maybe she could shed some light on my cat's attititude..😹

@ronfullerton3162

2 жыл бұрын

@@evamariesneed-rodriguez7047 It is a cat is all that you should need to know. I saw a debate about flat earth theory. The flat earther was asked if he believed that cats existed which he answered yes. He was told if you believe cats exist, you have to concede that the earth is round. If the earth was flat, cats would of pushed everything over the edge by now.

@evamariesneed-rodriguez7047

2 жыл бұрын

@@ronfullerton3162 😂

@ronfullerton3162

2 жыл бұрын

@@evamariesneed-rodriguez7047 I about died laughing. And the poor old flat earther had a big look of confusion on his face. It was a fun watch.

@mikoto7693

2 жыл бұрын

Well done Ron, you made me laugh.

Our dogs are our early warning system, God help you if you ring the doorbell. These were hilarious thank you for sharing.

When a sock gets lost in the dryer, two hangers appear in the closet. It’s a law of nature.

I was laughing literally out loud on most of these. Thank you for the laughs....🤣🤣🤣

Lol, I would take my fur babies to this veterinarian in a minute 🤣

My mom and I have a thing where everyday we send each other funny things. Things like this video, so once or twice a week I'll go through one of these videos or on a bored panda website and screen shot the hilarious ones. I screenshotted almost all of these lol, my mom will love them all, thank you.

A wonderful bright spot to my day, reading these signs!

"if 2020 was a drink it would be a colonoscopy prep" Truer words were never spoken 😆

What a GLORIOUS AND FABULOUS sense of humour! This showed up on my feed, and it's something that could be " addictive ". But in a good way .... " Lets see what Vet Lynn has to say ".... 🙂😁😄👏🏻... I especially liked the one abut " 2021... I will need to see Terms and Conditions before agreeing..... " If seeing these doesn't make you smile or laugh .... check yourself. Lol.

I could hardly read them since I had tears in my eyes from laughing! 😂😂😂😂

Glad to see I'm not the only one with dog's with the ability of detecting you putting a pill in their food 0:02 from 4 room's away.

@QUICKBOOKS1

2 жыл бұрын

With one of our dogs, we put Gravy on the pill. The Pill was spat out, and it was perfectly clean. He got all of the Gravy off of it, somehow.

@chevychase3103

2 жыл бұрын

True that!

Love the sense of wit here..and can y’all truly understand just how many letters are needed to create signs like this, without running out of that last “e” or “n” for the final word???

@dmcloren

2 жыл бұрын

They must have a lot of sets of letters!!

What a wonderful sense of humor! If i lived there I would take all of my animals to her.

I want this vet for my dogs, sadly I think Carroll county may be too far to travel from Tenerife! Going to share this with the world 😊

I wonder how many accidents this guy has caused with his signs? Seriously…. Some of these are down right hilarious … I would have to pull over from the laughing fits… if I could still drive…

@purebride8600

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a female Veternarian in my hometown of Westminster Maryland. They are funny!

@dragondancer1814

2 жыл бұрын

@@purebride8600 I thought this was in that area!

Love that the Vet is here in MD. Very fun but had to mute the music

This stuff is comedy gold!

These signs were terrific!!! Really enjoyed this video!! Thank you!

I disagree with the “cats never apologize” sign. I startled my cat once and he hit me on the forehead. He immediately went outside, and came back five minutes later to rub his face against my legs and hands, which he almost never does out of nowhere like that. He was CLEARLY apologizing.

@geraldfrost4710

2 жыл бұрын

Nope. He wasn't apologizing. He was saying that he still loves you, even though you were wrong.

@thetooginator153

2 жыл бұрын

@@geraldfrost4710 - I like your theory! It makes sense! I was certainly careful not to startle him after that!

@dmcloren

2 жыл бұрын

He was saying, "you're still gonna feed me, right?" 😸

@Rams8148

2 жыл бұрын

Your cat would kill and eat you if he could....

@dmcloren

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rams8148 Why would they do that?

Love the funny quotes. I could read this all day and just laugh all day!

Rover🐕 may be in the clover, ☘️🍀☘️ *but the cat's where it's at!* 🐈‍⬛❤😊

Thanks for making my day. All those about cats sure fit mine.

I don't know who comes up with this but it is very wise stuff.

If I could move to Carroll county and drive past this vet clinic I would never suffer with depression, God. bless you Lynn you are an angel in my book! ❤

@Cassxowary

Жыл бұрын

That’s not how it works... I laughed at all of these and am happy sometimes and surprise, still have depression... it’s not sadness. It’s not a passing mood.

This is just what the doctor ordered ! ! ! HILARIOUS! Many thanks, you've no idea how badly I needed this. Great sense of humor. As others said here, I can relate to so many of these. LOL! I have 2 dogs & I never know exactly how many cats. I do TNR but some don't get the "R" part. Right now I'm caring for 16 on a regular basis, but sometimes I feed 22 or so. Only 5 are truly mine. The rest are moochers which I still love. It's staying more reliably around 16 as I've spayed all but 1 female (& neutered all but 2 or so males). She's extremely skiddish and, try as I may, I can't trap her. She also has a useless hind leg from a bad break but since I've not been able to trap her I can't get her to the vet. Mercifully, she has had only 1 litter and only 1 of her kittens survived beyond 2 months. They are as wary as mom. Hope springs eternal - one day I will catch her. THANK YOU to this vet and all the others who lovingly care for our beloved furry friends/children. PS. Would someone please clue us in on where this wonderful vet practices her comedy routine (on her sign)? Many thanks.

Thank you for posting. A feel good event.

Love the funny sign! Thanks for the giggles!

I want to take all my cats to this vet. The entire staff is probably the best!

So funny - cheered me up no end. Thanks for the great humour. Just the tonic we need.

Another "Word Lover"!!!! Lucky people who work with her! Made my day.

Thank you so much for the laughs. I needed that.

I must confess, for I am a Procoffeinator.. Oh, excuse me coffee is ready! ☕

Every time a chihuahua barks ,an angel gets his wings .I haven't seen the sun in weeks😳

Very funny. I love the ones that came from 2020 and I especially like the door bell/dog owner. That's one advantage to having a dog. You ALWAYS know when someone's at the door (they reserve a special bark for that.)

These were wonderful! Does the good Dr. come up with them all herself? If you ever get tired of cats, you might have a different calling. Then again no-one gets tired of cats. We wouldn't dare!

Looks like there may be many of us out there that needs several of those squats per day. Never hurt you.

Wish that vet lived near me or me near them. Great sense of humor.

Thanks for the laugh of the AM! (My dog agrees. The cat is still considering options ...)

This might actually be the Happiest place on Earth

WHAT BRILLIANT GENIUS KEEPS COMING UP WITH THESE ZINGERS??? I WANT NAMES!!! 😂

Some of the best I've ever seen 😅😂🤣🤣

I don’t need the door bell. But my dog is only right less than half the time. She has a vivid imagination

@tebelshaw9486

2 жыл бұрын

Probably hears other stuff we humans can't

That's my neighborhood!! Yep, I see these signs all the time. They are great.

These are too good to miss.

When I was young,I remember a saying,which was this:-,”Hot Dogs and Cool Cats”. This referred to the Young People of the day..

I love this person's mind!!!

Can't stop smiling. Wimmer is lit with the wit!!

I get all of my granddad jokes here...

@ronfullerton3162

2 жыл бұрын

So many of the old timers when I grew could pop these one liners out all the time. Sure wish that I had written them all down.

This vet is just down the street from where I am took my dog Ollie there and they were great with him before he passed

@tebelshaw9486

2 жыл бұрын

🐕💔😪🌈

This Vet Clinic is in my home county. I have loved these signs for a long time

These are really good..I'm glad I stumbled on to them...esp- "if a taxidermist are chasing you, do not play dead"

Funniest I’ve ever seen like ever is” we r gone fishing 🎣 school out!!!!”

Dr. Lynn Wimmer is awesome!

Funny humor is the best kind of humor.

Somebody hire this person, and bring back Burma Shave.

@ohgary

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, good news! Burma shave is back, promoting the new Jurassic Park movie. No road signs, though. Just TV ads…

Out of all the videos about funny signs that I've seen, this is the best!! Thanks for posting!😂

Very very entertaining. Of course any time animals are interjected in just about anything it makes me smile!!@

some of these had me laughing out loud, i have a cat and two large dogs living here; so i relate to a lot of these. just subscribed

@lindabuck2777

Жыл бұрын

Oh you mean where some have black in their fur or white, and with ALL your clothes one or the other shows greatly?!?! Those??? Lol no chance of looking less fuzzy! Yeah-stock in rollers helps!😝🙏🏻❤️why cant their hair go into the hole of the universe like socks?!?! 😂

We should all be allowed to start the day screaming. Get that crap out early to enjoy the rest of the day. (And help the neighbors wake to enjoy the sunrise)

now those were great ... definately going to share this with my friends list ... they all could use a laugh or 12 too

Absolutely spot on sense of humour 🤣🤣🤣

This is the funnirst thing I've seen for yonks! Needs bottling and spreading far and wide! Such humour,

If only I had a ceiling fan. I'm sure it would entertain my cats watching me as well. 😹

I can relate to the night owl/early bird sign.Been on a 1st,2nd & 3rd shift rotation.🤪🤪🤪

Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!

I train my cats like dogs, nothing scarier then a cat that barks at intruders. ;)

@stanmcconnell9474

2 жыл бұрын

Great line. It made my morning Thanks.

that vet is a comic genius

Hilarious 😂 If my ceiling fan held humans i would never be board again. Funny bc when I was a kid I use to swing from the chandelier. 😂😂

13 cats in my lifetime. 1st cat. Nappy (Napoleon} brought 2 Kittens home. My son Matthew and I are on the roof working on an antena, and Matt says " Dad, I see Nappy and he's got something in his mouth." Pretty 8 week old Grey haird Molly. A few days later Nappy brings home Lovely 8 week old Archimedes, whomed I named because she had the same coloring as the owl in The Sword and the Stone Now we have 3 . Mom brought home a lovely white cat my youngest daughter named Farley. Their pediatricion was Dr Farley. He had a lot of white hair growing from his ears. So did this cat! That's 4 Loved most of them.