The problem with those 12 youths is that they’ve been left to their own devizes

@HerbieAndStanley

11 ай бұрын

😂

@Turdtowns

11 ай бұрын

Brilliant 😂

@nitram157

11 ай бұрын

Funny when the Wiltshire Police Hq is in Devizes, obviously not enough to take care of the “Devizes 12” !! 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷

@alishanty

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@mark..A

11 ай бұрын

Sounds like a WARminster zone

Swindon resident here - The town centre, where most of this video was recorded, is really grim. The shops are all slowly closing down and there's a generally hostile atmosphere about the place. I don't like walking around there on weekdays, when there's a higher concentration of weirdos and people looking for trouble. The town also feels like a building site, especially right now because every major road seems to be having work done. Beyond the town centre, there are some nice parks and the designer outlets provides a really nice place to go shopping or grab food. It's definitely not a bad place to live but the death of the British high street has definitely hit the town centre particularly hard.

@Turdtowns

11 ай бұрын

What’s it like having the football or do you not really have to see much of that?

@nicdoye

11 ай бұрын

Not a resident here: I wonder if they’d gone to the designer outlet or Steam, they’d have still kept it at number one? I did cycle through Swindon a fortnight ago, and it’s worse than I ever remember it. But worse than Trowbridge? Wow. 😂

@VermilionStudios

11 ай бұрын

I've not been to Swindon town centre for a few years, but it certainly looks a lot worse now compared with what i remember. The outlet centre is still decent though.

@davidnelson9232

11 ай бұрын

Agreed , the Town centre has been dreadful for a long time. This was all filmed in the New Town part which is ugly and depressing. Old Town is much better plus more people will likely shop in the outlet centre or in out of town places like the Orbital.

@654jimbob654

11 ай бұрын

@@Turdtowns I've honestly not seen any trouble on matchdays. There's usually a bigger police presence in town, especially if it's a big derby game, but the County Ground is far enough away from the centre of town that you don't see much football-related trouble there if you're just going about your day.

Comparing Swindon to Chernobyl does Chernobyl a huge disservice.

@michaelblack1864

11 ай бұрын

😂!!!

@twentyrothmans7308

11 ай бұрын

They speak better English there, for a start.

@tripwire3992

11 ай бұрын

Yeah chernobyl is atleast a little livable

@mariemccann5895

11 ай бұрын

@@just_saw_dust The magic roundabout is broken, people have been trying to make Swindon disappear for years!

@thebritishindian1

11 ай бұрын

At least Chernobyl has woodland and animals there now, I’d rather live there than Swindon!

Trowbridge absolutely should be on this list. I worked for the local council, and one of the trainees they appointed to work in Trowbridge literally ran away. After one month, he left without telling anyone. We never found out what happened to him. As far as Swindon was concerned, people kept throwing themselves off the car parks, but they aren't high enough to kill yourself. So they just ended up in hospital to be let out to try again. It was that depressing a place.

@paulklee5790

11 ай бұрын

Holy Molley! Life is like some dark Roadrunner cartoon these days…

@spoonunit03

11 ай бұрын

Correct about Trowbridge my Lord. What makes it worse is that the surrounding towns(except Westbury) are really quite nice, Frome, Bradford on Avon etc.

@CapybaraConnoisseur89

11 ай бұрын

I lived in Trowbridge for about 4 years and yes I agree although I lived in very quiet and nice area. Now I'm in Edinburgh.

@nicjones2985

11 ай бұрын

I liked, but then quickly unliked, your comment because I focused in on the individuals you refer to and their obvious plight. My own experience of Swindon is limited to what I've seen from the window of a moving train, and the lasting impression is that the town (other more derogatory but probably more appropriate terms are available) seems to start at least nine miles before the station is reached if you're coming in from the east. Also, said station has a 'long stay' car park. Of that I remember thinking 'why would anyone want to?'

@toadfish9298

11 ай бұрын

I moved to Trowbridge from a town near Bristol I’m 2021. We absolutely love it. I’d probably never leave.

I’ve lived in Wiltshire for the last 9 years, and I totally agree with this list. How the council justifies the high tax rate is completely beyond me.

@geoffmilner

11 ай бұрын

Paying for gimmegrants of course.

@cuebj

11 ай бұрын

@@r.h.8754 Population density is a big factor. Is your 'professional idiot at the head of its council' the paid professional Chief Executive or the well remunerated elected Leader of the Council (assuming you don't have an elected Executive Mayor, I can't be bothered to check). The Leader of the Council will represent a political party and, if Tory, will have had 20 to 30 years of ideology to reduce to a rump and accept the near complete collapse of funding from central government taxation. If Labour, they will be struggling to provide essential services within the loss of central funding. If you mean the Chief Executive, they will have been appointed by the elected council members under the elected Leader of the Council. So, the phrase 'professional idiot' is particularly imprecise. Breaking it down to mean something, it would be like the fool in the middle ages - paid to be a fool so, if they act foolish they are doing their job. Who appointed them? Who wanted a fool in the job? Who wanted to run down Wiltshire? What do they gain from it (eg they have the cash to buy up properties that plummet in value due to wider degeneration? Who are they trying to blame while trying to remain anonymous themselves?

@barnabyhughes5643

11 ай бұрын

To line their own pockets, that's how

@totaltwit

11 ай бұрын

@@geoffmilner Yes I got slapped an extra £350 on my council tax just for that.

@bobellis4254

11 ай бұрын

The council is a private company and not government or local authority. They are unable to provide proof of your lawful obligation to pay them. So don't.

A few people have pointed out that Swindon is no longer part of Wiltshire. It has its own town council. So blame Swindon council. It is still historically Wiltshire and that’s how most people see it.

@alangordon3283

11 ай бұрын

You’re butchering Salisbury it’s pronounce Sol not Sal .

@ufmf1979

11 ай бұрын

@@alangordon3283 Or if your local we call it smallsbury :)

@Turdtowns

11 ай бұрын

@@alangordon3283good thing I didn’t cover it then 😂

@willarrol120

11 ай бұрын

Do Hampshire next

@PiousMoltar

11 ай бұрын

It's still in both the historic county of Wiltshire and the ceremonial county of Wiltshire. When I talk about counties, I'm usually talking about the ceremonial counties, I feel that makes the most sense.

Thank you. This channel is essential viewing for anyone considering moving home.

@Turdtowns

11 ай бұрын

You can’t go wrong with most towns in Wiltshire. Chippenham, Calne, Melsham and Salisbury were all nice. Bradford too but I wouldn’t like to deal with that traffic!

@alishanty

11 ай бұрын

Move to Trowbridge. Sounds bad but you get a lot more property for your money and it’s not that far from Bradford, Bath, Bristol.

@Krapvag

Ай бұрын

@@Turdtowns you have to pay a premium to live in those towns. Chippenham is also full of plenty of scrotes, melksham is on par with Westbury for me except poorer transport (westbury at least has excellent rail connections making it easy to get out of the place)

Your Turdtown videos are highlighting how bad things have become in the UK. This dereliction and decay is everywhere. I remember the first time that I had to ride a motorbike across the Magic Roundabout. At least I survived. TT has shown that parts of Wiltshire mirror the worst of the Welsh Valleys. They are that bad.....

@AallthewaytoZ2

11 ай бұрын

The valleys are surreal and shocking. Before heavy industry closed, it was like Mordor. Unimaginable. The road works across the Heads of the Valleys road reminds me of the introduction to The Dunwich Horror by HP Lovecraft. There was one area where the old road went through a cutting and only 15 feet below the surface above one side there were occasional tunnels blocked by crudely placed iron bars. Shocking stuff. Most of what I remember has been swept away by the new road but you only have to take a wrong turn and it becomes unsettling quite quickly. It's worst in the autumn with the rain and mists.

@bigglestornado3882

11 ай бұрын

@@AallthewaytoZ2 I stopped motorcycling for around 20 years, so hadn't been up there for that long. I was truly shocked. The dereliction of 20 years earlier had got even worse. I'm used to it now, but so much for the Welsh assembly improving the place, but still they vote for that colour. It's shocking. At least England changes political colour regularly, albeit still nothing improves, but at least there is hope. In Wales it soon will be, 'last one out turn off the lights'.

@AallthewaytoZ2

11 ай бұрын

@@bigglestornado3882 I remember driving home through the Rhondda for the first time (days pharmacy work exerience when I was at uni). It was dystopian. In the upper area, the sides of the river valley were very steep and close together. I crested a hill and slammed on the breaks there were concrete bollards across the main road. I got out of the car and there was some sort of land slip and there were no more houses or road. I felt like a camera had panned out showing the whole scene. Dystopian. It had twight zone vibes. Also, nobody else was on the road or even outside. Wales was a net contributor to the UK economy until 1968 after that it was dumped by London. Scotland's surplus was so large they hid the figures in the mid 1920s and that was before oil. The UK will probably break up within 10 years. The level of mismanagement and corruption is incredible and it affects all parties. Not to worry because most people will be unemployed when AI rolls out!

@donnajk4423

7 ай бұрын

I was born and bred in Swindon Wilts. Untill the age of 32 when I moved oop Norf. I remember taking my driving test and going through the magic roundabout. Yes, I failed 😢😅 passed at age 47 oops norf 😅 still have family in Swindon, so it will always be home. I have a very strong Wiltshire accent , and its noticed up here 😅 oooh arggggh

Poor Swindon. We moved out a couple of years ago to Cheltenham. I just had enough it was sucking me dry mentally. There is a really heavy atmosphere over Swindon. It is shame as it has fantastic potential but it has just been bled dry by the Council and oppurtnists.

@anovi72

11 ай бұрын

We did the same. Moved out a couple of years ago to the country from Swindon. Awful place now. Go back every so often to visit relatives. Can't get out quick enough.

@samhobbs6517

11 ай бұрын

I moved to Cheltenham for university from Swindon, and I don't think I can praise Cheltenham highly enough. Sure, it has its dodgy areas, but everywhere does. I personally love Cheltenham, it's a really nice town and I feel safe there.

@deyvidpetromusic

11 ай бұрын

@@samhobbs6517 yeah it is lovely. You very rarely come across a bad area. Loads of parks, places to walk etc and you are on the heels of the Cotswolds too it is a great location. So much for kids to do also, for free... I feel sorry for Swindon it has just been left to rot and fade into nothingness, it is a shame.

@chrisdawson6156

3 ай бұрын

Sin e the 1st of April 1997 it has been bled dry

The commentary on Turd Towns gets better and better each video!

I feel both an overwhelming sense of pride and also shame that you featured my house and local coffee shop on your travels of Trowbridge 🤯😂

@MartinMilnerUK

11 ай бұрын

I used to love walking up Fore Street and down Wicker Hill in the 80s and early 90s. I guess it must have changed. At the time I lived in a small terrace on Frome Road near the ANCHOR AND HOPE pub, which probably no longer exists. I used to love walking along the canal to Bradford and the newish housing estate at Staverton Marina with the red coloured balconies.

@katyyork934

10 ай бұрын

​@@MartinMilnerUK The Anchor and Hope still exists :)

I live on the outskirts of Swindon and it's a DUMP. The local Govt/ council/ councillors are largely to blame for Swindons demise. It was once a proud town with a lot of industry and skilled workforce. It had some lovely old buildings that were allowed to become derelict, fall into disrepair then demolished. It is a great shame what has happened to swindon town

@geoffmilner

11 ай бұрын

The local politicians don't run the immigration, foreign aid, foreign wars, welfare policies etc. I'm surprised so many people don't understand the badics of how a country works... or doesn't. This country is living beyond its means, us racking up debt and in danger of having a run on the pound. Councillor Smith isn't responsible for that.

@TheFatAmericans1

11 ай бұрын

Born and raised in Swindon all my life and I feel very sad when I look at old photos and videos of Swindon pre WW2, the scale of destruction that has been undertaken by the council over the years is shocking.

@totaltwit

11 ай бұрын

If citizens don't get involved with the Council and Councillors they become a society in their own little world. Endless big debates, nice consultants fees and so on producing nothing of benefit to the community, only to their own egos.

@L8Pl

8 ай бұрын

@@totaltwitcitizens should be encouraged to get involved on that level! 100% But also people are just tryna live their lives, keeping busy to afford life because they have to, while slowly things just get worse and worse around them. There’s not a lot people can do. You can tell the ones that run the place live in a different world. That’s the thing about Wiltshire, it’s got these really nice towns and fields, hills, valleys and countryside beauty spots But then the other half is run down and depressing like this

@Mirily

8 ай бұрын

Swindon Borough Council don't listen to us! They have their own agenda and they're interested in little else! 🤷‍♀️

You may be shocked (or not) to know that you didn't visit some of the worst areas of Swindon. That said, one thing it has in its favour is the sheer amount of lovely parks and green areas and the fact that it's surrounded by beautiful countryside. It's a town only a native can love.

@Turdtowns

11 ай бұрын

Yea I heard a rule that you shouldn’t visit anywhere in Swindon beginning with a certain letter?

@654jimbob654

11 ай бұрын

@@Turdtowns Anywhere beginning with a P! Park North & Park South, Pinehurst and Penhill are all pretty rough areas.

@jondixon4937

11 ай бұрын

@@654jimbob654 The Parks aren't that bad these days tbh. Add the Prinnels to that list though.

@Zero_Ninety

11 ай бұрын

He probably values his personal safety too much.

@primordialpouch565

11 ай бұрын

I mean unless it's been updated in the last 20 or so years, the bus station was one of the grimest places I remember about the place

I genuinely can't stop laughing at the 'Devizes Dirty Dozen' LMAO

@MartinMilnerUK

11 ай бұрын

It's nicely alliterative

As a Swindon resident I understand a lot of the negative comments the place gets, particularly about the Town centre which is a dive these days. However, I was born and raised in Old Town, i now have a house in North Swindon whilst working in West Swindon. All 3 of those areas feel safe, look a lot more pleasing on the eye, have plenty of local businesses based within and make for a great place to settle down with a family. Being an hour away from plenty of nicer towns/cities helps too and for me is more than enough to want to continue living here!

That's one of the problems with assessing Wiltshire for it's bad points. Pretty little towns and villages that LOOK nice and quaint on the outside, but dig a little deeper under the surface - and hang around until after sunset - and all the seedy, nasty, bored and drug-riddled kids emerge to wreak havoc everywhere, while the local plod are parked up outside the all-night coffee and donut shops.

@stevemerrick4044

11 ай бұрын

Hamble Hampshire is same

@ravensthorne4631

11 ай бұрын

... and crusty jugglers

@janebaker966

11 ай бұрын

Same in Somerset. All day pretty thatched cottages,nice ladies arranging the flowers in the church,and tourist cream teas on the village green. After dark,yes,a different village populace emerges but mostly stays "in the shadows dealing with it's own". It's a reality check for escapees from the big inner city and their drug habit. The poor souls think that if they go to live in the countryside close to nature and bird song and trees there won't be any of the demon that possessed them available,because the countryside is pure and innocent,but they soon find out.

@dickieblench5001

11 ай бұрын

Yarp

@dinogoldie9716

11 ай бұрын

I don't think there are many "all-night coffee and donut shops" in Wiltshire.

I used to live in England at a time when it was a fantastic place to be. I've watched a few of these Turdtown videos and it really depresses me to see a number of places which i knew back then now turned into such ghastly dumps - so sorry for the people still living in these awful places.

I grew up in Swindon and moved away for uni when I was about 20. The only times I've ever been back are to visited friends and family but I would NEVER live there again and actively recommend for everyone to avoid living there. The town was already diclining massively when I left back in 2010 but it's gotten even worse now.

@daviddodds7328

11 ай бұрын

😅😊😊😊😊😊😊

@chrisdawson6156

2 ай бұрын

Your right mate if only I could leave swindon I would believe me

I believe Swindon also has the honour of having the "most expensive train journey by £ / mile in the UK" - peak time day return to London is.... £160! Classed by Great Western Railway as "inter-city" and not a commuting town for London, which is pants as it's an hour to Paddington and could have encouraged more commuters into the area, and the former home of GWR - aside from the P area's and new town, the rest of it isn't at all bad

@shaneg6745

11 ай бұрын

100% agree with this, lowering train prices so it would be commutable to London would do wonders for Swindon. As house prices in places like Reading and Oxford are sky high it would encourage more investment.

I lived in Devizes between 2003-2005 in a pretty little cottage next to the canal near the town centre. Every night, drunks on their way home from the pub to the council estate used to urinate in our doorway. Every Saturday morning, half of the shop windows on the town square would be stoved in by drunks after the pub closing time on Friday night. Apart from that, it was a nice place to live. Locals used to say to us, "if you think this is bad, you should try living in Calne".

Wiltshire and Swindon councils are to to blame. Trowbridge is the county town because that's where the county offices are that's all. Towns in wiltshire are dying slowly because of crap investment in the towns themselves. Losing green fields all over the county just for housing with virtually no facilities going in to support the areas concerned. Ridiculously high retail and business rents leave more and more empty shops. My local social club closed because the council wanted just short of £20,000 per year rent. It's happening all over the county with lack of investment. That's what the tories have done for this lovely county.

@anthonyschell9225

11 ай бұрын

and yet all of Wiltshire (except occasionally for a Swindon seat) continues to vote Tory. Pretty stupid eh?

@terminusaquo1980

11 ай бұрын

@@anthonyschell9225 Swindon Council is Labour now, surely they can't do any worse than the Tories?

@FutureProofPerformance

11 ай бұрын

Absolutely spot on, I am tempted to send this video directly to them and ask what they have to say. Thing is, it's not a matter of tory/labor, it's systemic mismanagement and incompetence across the whole county council, it would continue regardless of who is in power.

@joedent3323

10 ай бұрын

Trowbridge is the county town because it was found to be the most equidistant, rail-wise, of all the surrounding Wiltshire places. Therefore it was deemed the fairest place for all towns to come-to and meet. It's simply a matter of rail travel distances.

Ah, Swindon. As the comedian Jasper Carrott once said "Swindon, it puts the wilt in Wiltshire" 🤣🤣

@Mirily

8 ай бұрын

I always enjoyed the irony of Mark Lamarr, a Swindonian, saying that we, as a people, don't know how to laugh. Not only does that include him, it also just goes to show how crap a comedian he is! 😆🤷‍♀️

I live in Warminster and the town centre is dire. Full of charity shops and barbers. The retail rents are so hight that small independents struggle.

Just imagine the air quality of Westbury when the cement works was running! Devizes is now just a giant housing estate with very little amenities. Warminster was, like a lot of Wiltshire towns, a nice market/barrack town. There are very few towns in the whole country that haven't been destroyed by recent global events and on-line shopping. Sad, but that's progress for you!

@MartinMilnerUK

11 ай бұрын

Does not sound much like progress to me

@willmears1111

9 ай бұрын

Exactly!@@MartinMilnerUK

@philspurling6414

7 ай бұрын

The Great Financial Global Reset. Shut down and close all the Mom and Pop shops, for the Oligarchy on line and their big box stores! Resist as much as possibe. They are shutting down the working class, middle class, as we say back home.

@packersfanforlife7903

4 ай бұрын

In the words of John Dutton... "I am the wall that progress butts against. I shall not break!"

I grew up in Trowbridge and the place has always been a tale of two cities. Run down estates and chavs with high end lovely suburbs only a couple of streets away. The town centre does seem to be slowly closing down too. It does have one advantage over Westbury in that it has some semblance of night life, utterly absent from Westbury. I know it'll be a while, but I would love to see Norfolk.

@MartinMilnerUK

11 ай бұрын

Where is the nightlife in Trowbridge?

Thank you for giving Wiltshire the TurdTowns treatment. It’s encouraging to hear that you think Wiltshire is such a nice place to live that you could only manage to put five towns in the list, and to be fair, it is a lovely county and some of the villages are beautiful, just a shame all the major towns are so dire. I grew up in a village which had Westbury, Trowbridge and Devizes as it’s closest three towns, so you’ll understand why I know live in Devon! You have pretty much nailed it with all these towns, in particular TrowVagas, which is where I went to secondary school and started my working life. It was on the slide even back then but has nose dived rapidly in the thirty years since I moved away, especially with the loss of several of its core businesses. Its time as a proud and impressive town, during its hay-day as a major player in the woollen industry has long passed and how it remains county town still baffles me. I was surprised that Melksham and Chippenham didn’t make the cut, and would probably place them before Salisbury. On a positive note, Bradford-on-Avon is probably the one shining gem in Wiltshire’s fairly sorry crown. It is really just a suburb of nearby Bath, just over the border in Somerset, and might just be slightly more affordable. It does at least retain a level of beauty and character.

@MartinMilnerUK

11 ай бұрын

Why is Trowbridge now called TrowVegas? Are there a lot of fruit machines or something?

As someone who works in Devizes (but lives in Chippenham, thank the gods!) This hit the nail on the head!

@MrJoshiej

11 ай бұрын

I like Chippenham as I have family who live there and I have been going there at Weekends all my life. Traffic isn't the best but it does have really nice shops and 2 beautiful parks to walk in Monkton Park and John Coles Park

@peterburry2531

11 ай бұрын

Chippenham is crap... Really , really crap

@bigerichunt9413

11 ай бұрын

I lived in the centre of Devizes from 2014-19, and never saw any trouble. So it must have gone dramatically downhill for Chippenham to be nicer.

@NatK2010

9 ай бұрын

​@@MrJoshiejSame. I live in Chippenham, and it is probably the best town for me as of today.

@packersfanforlife7903

4 ай бұрын

I've lived in Devizes for the past 8 months. The most I've see is a shop lifter... with a 5x Police car response. The part of town I live is dead and quiet. In fact you can barely hear the cars on the mai road driving past. You see a lot of Police around however you have the Wiltshire Police HQ based in the town. How ironic that the town with the Police HQ has the highest crime rate in the County... wtf are the Police doing? When I go to Chippenham and then go back to Devizes, I must admit, I'm always happy to see Devizes again.

I once went for an interview in Swindon, luckily I didn't get the job.

As a child of Trowbridge and a life spent surviving the town and surrounding shitholes, this video gave me such a good laugh! Recently moved back to the town only to get shit on by a pigeon within 2 minutes of walking through the town centre. I also worked in the centre of town for the first time recently and it was just so bleak. I remembered being 15 and walking home from school to see a man fly from the back of van outside the Town Hall and everyone carry on with their day like it was nothing. Must also mention the legendary fight in the Albany Palace (Spoons) that made Sky News and the gateway to hell that is Zinc, or Boutique, possibly the Beach, it’s best if you don’t know. The only good things about the town are that it’s not far from Bath, and Stavs’ Kebabs.

Probably one of the reasons it's so nice is all those army bases, they take mostly young lads from the North and Wales worsening the local economy there and then ship them down south so they can boost the economy down there.

Swindon might be rough but The great western hospital deserves a Pat on the back ! Very caring sympathetic staff and so well organised in the departments we ve had the pleasure of visiting !

@ThePawsOfDeception

5 ай бұрын

Trouble is, all that the rest of the town deserves is a cow pat on the back.

Hugh Cornwell formerly of The Stranglers has a song titled "Please Don't Put Me On A Slow Boat To Trowbridge" on his solo album Hooverdam, I always pondered the meaning of that song, now I get it.😀

@MartinMilnerUK

11 ай бұрын

The River Biss is very narrow and not navigable. LOL

Westbury was a tiny and quite pretty town when I was a kid but is a classic product of just chucking up random estates. Insane to see it now abutting the by-pass rail line. As for my hometown I’m shocked to still see all those abandoned buildings in the town which I recall as a child being in that state.

@harrynewiss4630

11 ай бұрын

Westbury was never pretty

@aidanfell4297

11 ай бұрын

The whole of west Wilts is just new build hell

@biscuit715

11 ай бұрын

Were you born in the 1800s? Born and raised here and it's always been minging lmao. The old bits are as ugly as the new builds.

@runwiththerunners8152

5 ай бұрын

I remember this and when I left school I worked for an Engravers there called Matthew & Son.

@johnyoung9780

5 ай бұрын

I was born and bred in Westbury but thank goodness left and joined the Royal Navy. Still go back from time to time as family still there.

I LOVE the aspirations of the, sadly closed, Warminster Pet Shop at 3:15 ... With the graffiti Lion on the boarded-up window. That did make me chuckle. 😆😆

@13thcentury

11 ай бұрын

😆 🤣 😂 Town pets Shows a bloody lion 😆 🤣 😂 Used to be a good shop. Closed down a couple of years back.

Very amusing video. I chuckled out loud. I am from the west country, i know all these places. You hit the nail on the head. Nice that you keep an excellent balance between edgy critical sense [and a real feel for what it is actually like to live there, day to day, night to night] and a sense of humour. Also, you point out the upsides: cheap properties, if you aren`t bothered about the dismal aspect of these towns. Very enjoyable video, and informative [you do reveal quite a lot about how each place is in a limited period of time]. Keep up the good work. For me, the way you do it is perfect.

Swindon was booming in the 80’s. That seems to be too long ago, as the place has completely nose dived

@margaretmaskell9985

11 ай бұрын

I lived there for 2 years 1984-86 and it was fine then. I’ve never been back so it’s a shame to hear it’s so bad now.

@carlbox5130

11 ай бұрын

Yeah I was born there and back then it was a safe place to live. I remember some UK first cashless experiment there with the place being seen as a test bed. I also used to work in the Sainsburys in the centre which was always busy. Sad to see it so run down, no wonder my parents who have lived there for almost 50yrs are talking of moving

Swindon born and bred. Was a nice place to grow up in the 80's and 90's. Plenty to do, up and coming town. The decline in the last decade or so has been rapid.

@racheltomes3227

11 ай бұрын

Agree; I grew up in the late 90s, early 2000s and Swindon was nice then; town centre was busy, clean and rarely saw weirdos off their face on some drug unlike today. Swindon post probably financial crisis of 2008 is when things started going seriously downhill, the Conservative council let Swindon rot away. Out in the suburbs it's nice.

@famousdeq

11 ай бұрын

Moved here 2012 and it was alright. The decline has been truly rapid.

@adamski47

10 ай бұрын

@@Ftek470 I was a regular back then too. Remember DJ Lee well 👍

I've been waiting for this and you do not disappoint. The thing is I live in Trowbridge and it has the bones to be a great Town, but too many people not making decisions that benefit the town and sky high rent on the shops, so they all close down, honestly with good planning and strong leadership Trowbridge would definitely be a cracking Town worthy of the County Town Mantra.

@mickymouze1224

11 ай бұрын

High rents for shops in Cities and Towns is a common theme these days. A cynic might say it's all by design and just a matter of time before lots of public land gets sold off to the wealthy for development, for a shiny quid while they still exist.

@dawnharley9889

11 ай бұрын

Trowbridge person here too I've lived here for 10 years and seen the decline its sad because most of the people here are some of the nicest people I've met and I've lived in several places but the residents of Trowbridge are helpful proud people who despite its decline love this town and want to see it succeed but the council couldn't care less they would rather waste money than spend it on things the town needs

@MartinMilnerUK

11 ай бұрын

@@mickymouze1224 The Shires Centre with the chapel cafe used to be really nice in the 80s. It's hard to think that it may have deteriorated these days. Is ASDA still an anchor shop?

@mickymouze1224

11 ай бұрын

@@MartinMilnerUK Better to tag OP mate, I don't come from there. I only replied as his words resonate with towns and cities across the country.

@normabead.9600

11 ай бұрын

Have to agree, my friend and her family have lived there for years and tbh I’ve seen a lot worse. People are really nice.

These video's and the way you narrate them are absolute comedy genius, Keep it up mate always give me a laugh😂😉

Don't forget that general sir Margaret Thatcher and her junta of bean counters shut down the B.R.E.L facility in Swindon. The former great western railway work shops. Where countless steam locomotives rolling stock and eventually deisel multiple units and locomotives were built and serviced through out the yrs. The railway workshops closed in. 1985 at the start of the great western 150 yrs anniversary and the staff refused to cooperate with British Rail in the comemarations.B.R.E.L was a key employer in Swindon.

@MartinMilnerUK

11 ай бұрын

Derby is also a big rail centre - so I know just what you mean

@christopherburson2465

10 ай бұрын

Swindon was vulnerable as the BR western region went alone in developing diesel hydraulic traction to replace steam, all other UK regions went diesel electric, or electric. When the bean counters sought standardisation, Swindon stood out and was cut.

Very funny especially Trowbridge and Swindon, Accurate, and quite hilarious Accounts, My dad worked in Trowbridge for years, and he described it as a place that you’d go out at 9 pm to buy some cigarettes and wake up the following evening in A&E. My husband said you missed out, Melksham

@johanwilmout4631

Ай бұрын

I live in Melksham and agree wholeheartedly!

I’m from Swindon growing up in the 80s it was buzzing .people used to come from everywhere for the shopping and the nightlife glad I saw the best of it .its now like a third world town ,more decay than a mouthful of rotten teeth 😢

@dickieblench5001

11 ай бұрын

Manchester road night life

I've just discovered your channel and I absolutely love the whole concept! Please do the best and worst places in Hampshire!

Great video but Wiltshire Council isn’t responsible for Swindon, it’s an unitary authority! Otherwise spot on with everything keep up the good work

@Turdtowns

11 ай бұрын

Yea I didn’t realise that. I need to yell at Swindon council now.

@paultucker3918

9 ай бұрын

That's right - maybe Melksham needs to be in there instead.

@Jim-qm9xf

4 ай бұрын

​@@paultucker3918Did you teach at John Bentley school?

Sad to see Devizes in such a state nowadays. I worked there for a year in the mid 90s and it was a nice quiet little family town back then. Stopped for lunch there on the way back from a family do earlier this year, and I was shocked by the empty shops, squalor and litter in the town centre.

@Wrongsideofnow

11 ай бұрын

I lived in Devizes for 20 years. I moved to Swindon to get away. Says it all. A beautiful small town ruined forever by councillors who don’t live there and an apathetic and toothless self-righteous criminal justice system that showers sympathy and rewards on scumbags because of their hard early lives spent without Sky TV, dawn to dusk Big Macs and holidays to Ibiza four times a year. Come to think of it Ibiza has much in common with Swindon except for some decent weather

@bigerichunt9413

11 ай бұрын

@@Wrongsideofnow The only logical reason to move from Devizes to Swindon is the fast train to London. If you moved for a better quality of life, as you appear to be suggesting, then you must be suffering from brain damage.

@runwiththerunners8152

5 ай бұрын

Yes it has declined. I worked at a Greengrocers in the Brittox 50 years ago. It was very different then.

Nice video! I’m from Wiltshire and agree with this list, although Devizes was a bit of a surprise. Melksham and Calne are also dire!

@Turdtowns

11 ай бұрын

I visited both of those. In melksham there was a few boarded up shops but I didn’t have anything else to say. and in Calne they were busy putting up a giant flower display throughout the town. Clearly trying.

@angusielts7.00

11 ай бұрын

@@Turdtowns Junkies from Devizes used to buy their 'gear' in Calne.

@runehawkwood

11 ай бұрын

@@Turdtowns We do win the "town in bloom" competition occasionally...And our christmas light display is the best around....

@MartinMilnerUK

11 ай бұрын

So I didn't stand a chance in Semington then, trapped between Trowbridge and Melksham

@packersfanforlife7903

4 ай бұрын

I think Devizes is the smallest of the towns. Therefore the crime rate will be disproportionate as 100 crimes in a town with 16k people would look worse than 100 crimes in a town of 20k plus people.

Thank you for making this series, it saves me a lot of trouble looking for a place to live.

One of my top 3 channels on KZread. Brilliant videos please keep going as you are.

Went to Trowbridge a couple of times. Is it twinned with Bridgwater Somerset?...If not, it should be.

@MartinMilnerUK

11 ай бұрын

At least Bridgwater has the electric carnival in November. - That has to be a redeeming feature.

Quite a few calne residents are breathing a sigh of relief

@Turdtowns

11 ай бұрын

It looked nice when we’re making an effort with huge flowers everywhere

@peterburry2531

11 ай бұрын

@@Turdtowns Nice flowers but nothing else.... Nothing whatsoever

@dickieblench5001

11 ай бұрын

A lucky escape

@MrFuckwit999

11 ай бұрын

Calne has improved a lot over the years. When I moved to wilts in the late 80s it was grim, seems quite pleasant these days.

@peterburry2531

11 ай бұрын

@@MrFuckwit999 Looks can be deceptive... Most of the pubs and independent shops have gone. The roads are overcrowded and in a terrible state, as housing has massively increased but the infrastructure has failed to keep up.

Grew up and moved out of Swindon 45 years ago. It was nicer then, honest!! Passed my driving test at the magic roundabout. There are still nice parks and open spaces around the edges of the town, though the town centre has been killed off by out-of-town supermarkets and online shopping. I also remember Swindon Town beating Arsenal 3-1 in the League Cup final in 1969, so the fans were happier then! Anyone remember Don Rogers, Peter Downsborough, Roger Smith and the other lads in Red and White?

@rogerhearn5243

3 ай бұрын

I've lived in Swindon almost all of my life, funny thing is I've never considered myself to be a Swindonian. My mum and dad moved to Swindon from London when I was a few months old, in the 1950s and I've always felt as if I was a Londoner. I followed STFC for quite a few years and was lucky enough to be at Wembley when we beat the Gunners 3-1. I remember the condition of the pitch. A few days before they had held the Horse of the Year there and it had turned the pitch into a quagmire. Peter Downsboroughs performance was outstanding and the Don Rogers goal, Swindon's third was the most amazing experience. He had a sports shop in Swindon in Fleet Street. Did you mean John Smith? he lived in a house, just off Queens Drive not far from Lainesmead School, previously known as Walcot Juniors School. That was a great side A lot has changed since then and not for the better. The town centre is just horrible and pretty pointless. Old Town is still a nice area though and as I always say the good thing about Swindon is that its a short train ride from London or Bath

@ridefast0

3 ай бұрын

@@rogerhearn5243yes John Smith my memory is not improving!

No surprise Swindon tops this list. If Putin was gonna start a nuclear war, I'd suggest to him to land the 1st one in Swindon town Center. It would look better afterwards. I do think you should do a Posh Towns list for Wiltshire as there are a lot of nice Towns and Villages

@MartinMilnerUK

11 ай бұрын

It used to be Slough in Bucks.

Trowbridge has sadly turned into a suburb of Warsaw. You will be hard-pressed to hear English spoken on the streets.

If you're interested in the effects of Road Closures, you may be interested in visiting Midhurst, West Sussex. The town itself is lovely, but the atmosphere has recently become very negative, as our pub on the high street burnt down and the road was closed for three months. This road is the only stretch of road that goes through the entire town, and contains two major A roads. Now it's finally open, but the effects are still there that it's left. A bypass would be amazing but unfortunately physically impossible due to all the surrounding farmland and privately owned estates.

@ballscrusher4

7 ай бұрын

Two words; compulsory purchase

@RingerLuca651

6 ай бұрын

@@ballscrusher4 exactly, but it will never happen

Great video once more , Keep it up my Friend , always look foreward to watching these , Best wishes to you .🙂👍

@Turdtowns

11 ай бұрын

Thanks my friend

Trowbridge used to be a great place to live. It was called TrowVegas unironically in those days! 30+ pubs, 4 nightclubs, including the snooker club which doubled as a 3 storey night club. Big factories, lots of work. Really busy town centre, easy road access to it. It was great only 20 years ago! Then the factories shut down or moved abroad. Then the clubs, pubs, shops all started dying as cost of living increased. The roads were turned into one way nightmares, roundabouts every 100 yards with traffic lights and pedestrian crossings right fkin next to them!!? The council then spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS of £'s on tarting up their old office buildings or building themselves new ones. And now you have Shitsville UK.

I wonder where Melksham came on the list, I lived there as a kid and hated it. Totally agree with your choices, my parents can’t understand why I hate all the towns on your list. I have lived in rural Wales for the last 40 years, we have no local amenities ( not even a shop) and I love it. A much nicer place to raise a family. 11:03

@MartinMilnerUK

11 ай бұрын

I lived for 3/4 year in Semington and used to walk into Melksham to the chippy that was just south of the town because they offered mushrooms in batter, which I absolutely loved. Walk would start at the lovely Somerset Arms.

@JohnSmith-ei2pz

Ай бұрын

The highlight of melksham is the tip aka recycling centre. The place stinks of rubber and mcd's! A shyte hole!

The fact that Devizes has the worst crime rate in the county when it's the home of the Wiltshire Constabulary says a whole lot about the effectiveness of our police. As far as Warminster is concerned, I was driving through it about 25 years ago late on a Friday night. The town centre was closed off because there was a pitched battle going on between squaddies and young farmers. The rozzers had closed it off and let them just knock 4 parts of sh1t out of each other. Doesn't look like the damage has been repaired since!

You should do a full-length feature on Swindon. Contrast the Old Town area with the main town centre.

@terminusaquo1980

11 ай бұрын

Also the areas on the outskirts of Swindon because I think it's a little off to judge Swindon solely on the town centre

@frankspeaking

11 ай бұрын

​@@terminusaquo1980exactly. It's fashionable to shit on the place, has been for years, but it isn't anywhere near as bad as people like to make out. Sure, the town centre is pretty awful, but decline is happening all over the UK. Visited Poole in Dorset recently and it was pretty dire. Always assumed it had a good reputation!

Swindon. When the railways died, so too did the town.

I can't wait for you to make it to the north east. Only picking 5 towns will be difficult because just about every town makes Swindon look nice.

@MartinMilnerUK

11 ай бұрын

Thank goodness you have the sanctuary of Newcastle Upon Tyne.

@michaelwilliams980

5 ай бұрын

Late reply. Agree, I lived in Burnley, Nelson 2003 to 2005. Utterly dire, they were turdtowns and caused by all the gimmegrants. All the crime done by Asians NEVER made the news.

I was born in Swindon. It was once known as a boom town. The greedy bankers of 2008 hit it hard. I now live in Gloucester. It's not much better to be fair, but it does have some beautiful countryside. I saw that you did a video about that. It made me laugh babberz. I enjoy your videos. Keep up the good work and thank you for sharing

What has happened within the last 40 years, for these towns to become this way? I can remember going to Devizes and Swindon in the 1980's, and they were nothing like this. I'd say this has been caused by subversion. That subversion was done by councillors under the control of Common Purpose.

@chrismanners9091

11 ай бұрын

I haven't seen that one for a while, Common Purpose, fair play. The World Economic Forum and the Jews will be relieved they're in the clear.

@somersetfan1

11 ай бұрын

I think Devizes is really nice. Cycled through it at the weekend and have done running races there. Swindon... God knows what the council do. I remember one of the local mps got in trouble for taking money from Wonga! The other was the blind Justice Secretary for Boris Johnson when he kept breaking the rules.

@princebuster93

11 ай бұрын

@Jack, or in other words Cultural Marxists

@chrismanners9091

11 ай бұрын

@@princebuster93yeah, got to be someone secretive and malicious planning these…. empty shops in Devizes.

@Bertie_Ahern

11 ай бұрын

Hmm, what happened 40 years ago? 🤔 Oh that's right, people voted for Maggie, and she and her bunch of Chicago School neoliberal degenerates spent the next 40 years braking society. But who could possibly have known that greed and selfishness weren't going to be good for society?!

Moved to Swindon after 10 odd years in Chippenham. Honestly, I prefer living here. There's just a lot more to do, more facilities, better choice of shops and plenty of green areas - and actually semi-functional public transport, which is highly unusual for Wiltshire. It's not going to win any beauty awards especially so close to fancy-pants cities like Bath and Oxford. But it's really not that bad in my experience after having been here for over a year. I do agree though that the town centre is pretty rough and run-down :(

@larryjonn9451

6 ай бұрын

My friend was hospitalised because he was stabbed and robbed In Swindon, then the same happened to a lady the day after. F*k swindon

As an ex-Swindonian, who moved away 30 years ago I am abolsutely appalled by the state into which the town has decended. The local councillors should be absolutely ashamed of how it has been left to rot. Growing up in Swindon in the 70's & 80's it was a boomtown, with leisure centres and shopping unrivalled in the UK. Industry was booming too, now you're lucky to even see a factory with the loss of the Railway, Honda, Plessey, Square D, Metal Box, Raychem... the list is endless. The local policies must have been made by morons of the highest calibre. They have perfectly unwound all of the fantastic work carried out by David Murray John....who the distintgrating tower block was named after. Still love Swindon and it's people, but hate the idiots who claim to run it.

@geoffmilner

11 ай бұрын

It is the national macro economic and social policies that are most responsible, however the local politicians will be cut from the same cloth as those in parliament. The BBC has done a great job in helping to make much of the population useless as well so they wouldn't vote for the right candidates even if any were available. The country is in an undending state of decline, with Swindon vying to be leading the way.

@fatdaddy1996

11 ай бұрын

Local govt has been progressively stripped of money for 40 years.

@somersetfan1

11 ай бұрын

Swindon Oasis is symptomatic of the place. How has that been allowed to fall apart. I think it's got special status too...

@dickieblench5001

11 ай бұрын

​@@somersetfan1oasis is closed

@terminusaquo1980

11 ай бұрын

@@somersetfan1 It got that status because of the dome, it will reopen but the dome needs work doing to it to make the building more energy efficient.

On Trowbridge, there is resident Phil Cornwall who did “golden brown”. But he also did “ please don’t put me on the slow road to troubridge “. And mentioned Mount Crushmore.

@absinthe4breakfast299

11 ай бұрын

Hugh Cornwell 😉

@sweeperdw322

11 ай бұрын

@@absinthe4breakfast299 Who came from Guildford in Surrey!

@alishanty

11 ай бұрын

I was looking to see if anyone had mentioned “Don’t Put me on a Slow Boat to Trowbridge”! 😂

@sweeperdw322

11 ай бұрын

@@alishanty An ex girlfriend of mine lives there and hated my favourite band The Stranglers, It cracked me up when I found that Hugh had produced that song. I often wonder if she's ever heard it, she would not be amused....I am though :)

@richardcrook2112

8 ай бұрын

I think The Bolshoi were the most successful band to come from Trowbridge although they moved to London to make it. Their videos are on KZread.

You missed Calne!!! But of course another brilliant video. Thanks Turdtowns!

Very pleased to have found this channel through my recommendations. 🙂 Please consider doing a similar video on Derbyshire or Nottinghamshire.

@MartinMilnerUK

11 ай бұрын

He has to leave the home and southern counties first.

Thanks for your bravery to find these utterly crappy places. All five centres are so run down and ruined I can’t see them ever becoming bearable again. I feel your pain for having to go to Swindon. Civic pride? Vanished! Great report!

I'm truly surprised there are so many bad places in England. The country has gone down the pan.

@elsupremo101

11 ай бұрын

Nothing to do with Brexit 🤭

@chrismanners9091

11 ай бұрын

@@dasautopilot7097 Cuts to local authorities are by far the biggest factor, I think- Brexit still hasn't worked its way through yet.

@NotNowCato1254

11 ай бұрын

​@@dasautopilot7097Do me a favour - Swindon was a toilet long before Brexit, so don't try to link it.

@ThisWontEndWell

11 ай бұрын

Thatcher's decimation in the early 1980s has never been recovered from, the cool Britania era of the 90s brought a few sticking plasters but the rot was still there and as soon as 2008 hit along with pandemics and Tory theft of everything that was not nailed down we are back to the state of things in 1981.

@princebuster93

11 ай бұрын

@@ThisWontEndWell Goes back further than that. Edward Heath was Prime Minister in the 70s who lied to the British people about the benefits of joining the EU, he was a German agent, believe it or not, and so infiltrated from the inside to destroy our Nation but the plan for world domination is all revealed in the Bible, so we can know the truth before it happens

Salisbury I used to go to college, there is a small run down council estate next to the college which we all avoided but the rest was lovely.

Come to Lancashire, youd be spolied for choice, bolton, blackburn, burnley, blackpool to name a few, probably take a good month or 2 to get round them all, but would most definitely be the worst ones in your expanding list..... love your channel by the way awesome, original and funny 😊

@GlennJ1881

11 ай бұрын

Nelson and Accrington are shitholes. Been a few times with work.

@Turdtowns

11 ай бұрын

I could take a holiday to the lake district and do Cumbria and Lancashire 😂

@SaxonSuccess

11 ай бұрын

@@Turdtowns Great idea! I think you'd enjoy it. Some bad places to film, and some decent places to relax in. Perfect! 😂

@primordialpouch565

11 ай бұрын

Is Bradford close by? A friend went to Uni there and told me they issues rape alarms, to him and all the other male students

@gaza8155

11 ай бұрын

@@Turdtowns you wouldn't be able to leave it at 8 towns for Lancashire there are just to many as mentioned above plus Morecambe is another level then there is Lancaster, Bury, stockport, Oldham, Nelson, Colne the list could go on.

Yeah please do Cumbria next, I narrowly avoided moving to Maryport last year

@GlennJ1881

11 ай бұрын

The Harbour and Town Centre is nice. Cross the Road towards the Housing Estates and bloody awful. Has alot of potential as a Town tho.

I visited Swindon today and a man kindly swore at me. The nicest things in Swindon are probably the modern buses (although stay away from Stagecoach). West Swindon isn't too bad.

Hyped for the Cumbria edition! Having a look up there soon, be good to see where to avoid

Hey Swindon, you have a big competitor in the world, My home town of San Francisco! Turdtown in the most literal sense, like people there now act as though plumbing were never invented. Closed shops? One of the biggest upscale malls in downtown had so many problems that last month the MANAGEMENT company walked out, on what tenants were left as well as the banks! Most of the drug stores are gone, as well as grocery stores. Any place I loved is likely long gone. Most if not all of the huge business conventions have cancelled. Big hotel chains closing. Bums everywhere, people living on the walkways, if your car isn't vandalized, it will be. And it's one of the most expensive places in the world. Leaving there years back as it was getting worse was kind of sad, my family has a lot of history there. but I'll be damned if I ever go back after the last couple times I went to visit people.

Always felt the real Wiltshire is located in the west of the county with the collection of towns and villages in that location.. Salisbury and Swindon are major settlements in Wiltshire but i have always believed them to be a little bit out of the way. There are a few places like Devizes, Westbury, Warminster and Melksham with similar population sizes and have a similar feel to them. High streets are dead, some military presence and not much for young people to do in these places. There are good people in these towns but there is a spiteful and petty underbelly to them where people like to get in each other’s business and revel in each other’s misfortune.

I suspect that Warminster has one of the largest collections of charity shops in England. The 'main' Shopping Mall is about 50% charity shops, and there are loads more in the main streets; also don't miss the Barnardos and Heart Foundation shops near the station. The Heart Foundation is pretty good if you are after cheap furniture.

Just found this gem of a channel😂😂the narrator is really witty...favourite joke is the Bath/toilet joke😂😂😂

You should do worst towns in Hampshire next. Known as a posh county compared to Wilts but with massive wealth disparity so a lot of our towns are dangerous and run down.

@user-rk3oi8bi4u

11 ай бұрын

Andover 🤢

@andrew6382

11 ай бұрын

@@user-rk3oi8bi4u Andover had it all. Now it's like Beirut. Everyone one tries to open up coffee shops and it closes within in months. No big act plays at the Lights anymore if they do it's not often.

@MartinMilnerUK

11 ай бұрын

@@andrew6382 OMG that sounds dreadful. I was always under the illusion that it was a pretty and sophisticated place.

@andrew6382

11 ай бұрын

@@MartinMilnerUK Oh God no, I live near there. Everyone does their shopping in Salisbury, Basingstoke or Southampton. I go to Andover for the weekly shop then home. You can do Andover in 40-70 mins. The theatre was a venue for the college it's about 250 capacity a lot of 80's stars played but they can't be bothered now. It's tributes or local theatre groups who book it. China Crisis played there just weeks before the pandemic they look underwhelmed and sort of boasted they played in better venues which were crappy dives.

@Jim-qm9xf

9 ай бұрын

​@@andrew6382china crisis hahaha

Lived in Swindon for 11 years and honestly its depressing to see the town to progressively worse with each year. It's largely down to the mismanagement from the local council and politicians as well as a general disregard for the largest town (by far) in the county. Got a bunch of rennovations going on right now tho.

I'm from Swindon but now live in Westbury. I remember Swindon in it's heyday when the town Centre would be absolutely packed, a sea of people, and the Brunel statue was always the hang out for the bone heads and glue sniffers. Oh the good old days haha. I do like Westbury, a very quiet place where the gangs roam around in twos. Cheers!

Love the video! Only makes sense to do Hampshire next!

Devizes, irony that has the Wiltshire Police Headquarters, Warminster typical squaddie town., Westbury drive through town, Trowbridge where I used to live. No surprise it's Swindon. Absolute dump of a place. Well done Wiltshire. Keep up the good work.

Can you do a series about the number of criminals Eton,Harrow & Stowe private schools have produced as they`re the source of changing nice places into turdtowns.There`s some good content to be had there for our International viewers

@MD-cj4yh

10 ай бұрын

THIS.

Love your videos! Suggestion for next time - IF you’re brave enough - try the City of Stoke on Trent in Staffordshire - the city is made up of five towns that make Trowbridge look like Monte Carlo 👍

Love to see a turd dropped on Colne north east of Manchester! Mate of mine is from there and says that and surrounding towns are the jewel in the 'It's grim up North' crown! Keep the content up, it's wonderful. Cheers

Wiltshire, the county you drive through to get to somewhere else... The last people to stop in Wiltshire (other than new age travellers) were the Beaker People who hid a stolen Welsh sun calendar there.

This series shows that there is literally nothing to do in these dismal towns.

@totaltwit

11 ай бұрын

de-industrialise the country - jobs go to the far east - intentionally ;)

Well this video was perfectly timed as I'm in Warminster this weekend on the military ranges.

You've got to do Kidderminster, jeez ! I'm sure anyone that's been here will tell you the same jubilee drive, horsefair, park Street to name a few. Seriously look into it you'll have to do a 2 hour special lol 👍

Omg I laughed so much it hurt, amazed Chippenham and Melksham escaped.

@NatK2010

9 ай бұрын

No way, Chippenham is a lovely town. I live there, and so does my childhood.

The tent in the shop doorway - that says ALOT!!

Cumbria please lol... love the vids mate ❤❤❤ excellent work 😊

I grew up just south of Swindon, so I know it pretty well. I went to college where Regents Circus is now. I’ve not been to the centre for a few years - it’s gone downhill. I remember going to the upstairs restaurant in that boarded up Debenhams. The Brunel centre used to be nice with a big record shop on the corner by the escalators.

Hello Turdtowns, are you able to make a video on the famous British resort town Stoke On Trent? I hear it is lovely and I would like to learn more about it. Thank you.

Great list. Was surprised that Ludgershall and Tidworth didn't make the list. Definitely strong candidates 😂 Looking forward to you doing Hampshire. Some great candidates for the Turdtown list including Gosport, Portsmouth, Aldershot, Eastleigh and Farnborough Cambridgeshire surprisingly also has a few Turdtowns - Huntingdon, Wisbech, Chatteris, Peterborough, St Neots - would recommend making a visit

@totaltwit

11 ай бұрын

I thought Tidworth was a garrison town. All Army people and getting larger every day.

@98Brave

3 ай бұрын

They're garrison towns that the military pump money into. Tidworth has a lot compared to other places I've seen

Just moved to the UK and this is helping me a lot. I am learning the map quite nicely so thank you! And also where to avoid haha

@maximumspoil2500

11 ай бұрын

It's quicker to map the place you can go to rather than the places to avoid unfortunately.

I lived in Swindon for 12 months. It felt like 12 years. Nose-bleedingly soul destroying.

@mogznwaz

11 ай бұрын

Jesus it’s not that bad. I moved to Swindon in 2004 thinking I’d be here 5 years. I’m still here and I have good friends, nice neighbours and I know where to go and where not to go. Sometimes you get out what you put in.

@Boghopper9999

10 ай бұрын

​@@mogznwazthe key part of your message about Swindon was "get out" 😋 Seriously though, worked there for years and always reckoned it had good bones and could be a really great place if the relevant authority got it's act together and stopped doing stupid things like filling in the canal and 'all of new town'

Best thing in Swindon is the Podcast of The Lotus Eaters. Their studio is 100 yards from the train station.

@richardcrook2112

8 ай бұрын

Yeah Carl of Swindon!