A Timeline of Important Historical Events according to Jerma: -1776: Renown 1400s Italian explorer Christopher Columbus signs the Declaration of Independence -The British invade America, but are repelled. -America gains its independence. -Two big wars happen between lots of countries -The computer comes out -AOL becomes the first company to offer internet -Netscape the browser becomes Mozilla -Faster internet is created -Everyone loses their minds -Present day.

@anti-spiral159

Жыл бұрын

I do not want to be an asshole... *But* I like how nothing of notoriety happened between the independence of the USA and 2 World wars, not even the US civil war that wasn't that important for the rest of the world as, you know, electricity, which he mentions that is better than the computer and was made in the 20th century ( it's surprisingly old, discovered in the 1760 and used by James Watt.

@vonDumpy

Жыл бұрын

Alexander Graham Bell should have named his invention the "Talk-O Bell"

@teensuicide9103

Жыл бұрын

great

@desolator4662

Жыл бұрын

this is true

@TheMightySpurdo

Жыл бұрын

Real

Something about Jerma panicking and trying to get a dying digital fish abomination that barely speaks English to understand a concept of heaven and feel peace in its final moments actually made me a little emotional. He’s such a kind soul

@coryman125

Жыл бұрын

It's both touching and terrifying :)

@tulip7694

Жыл бұрын

If only he truly existed on our corporeal dimension :)

@bigbeefscorcho

Жыл бұрын

@@coryman125 touching and terrifying: truly the essence of what Jerma is all about lol

@coryman125

Жыл бұрын

@@bigbeefscorcho you know, somehow you're right

@monalisaYT

Жыл бұрын

It really makes up for the mutilated bodies that were found in his dumpster!

Can’t believe he missed the Seaman calling him Pookie when he was calling him Garfield. Pookie is Garfield’s stuffed bear!

@MrJack8700

Жыл бұрын

Bro who knows that

@reno6703

Жыл бұрын

@@MrJack8700 garfheads

@lambsauce5312

Жыл бұрын

​@@MrJack8700 r u named after a SOAD song?

@ZinkyStinky

Жыл бұрын

​@@lambsauce5312 hey Mr Jack. Is that the mouthwash in your eyes?

@moom81

9 ай бұрын

@@ZinkyStinky in a gadda da vida with the bart

Seaman cold-reading Jerma's height insecurity was absolutely hysterical

@guyofwarwick

Жыл бұрын

pfp goes hard

@happynewyear001

9 ай бұрын

​@@guyofwarwickyours doesnt

@grunchchristmas

9 ай бұрын

@@guyofwarwickyour pfp sucks dick

@bro...5849

8 ай бұрын

@@happynewyear001neither does yours

@bigbadgammagnome

8 ай бұрын

2:14:20

1:26:54 it killed me when the seaman interrupted him to call Jerma a virgin cuck and insult his masculinity. This game is fucking wild.

@HamazuraGOD

11 ай бұрын

When does he call him a cuck?

@CursedLink666

11 ай бұрын

3:37:54 The tadpole tells jerma to cope and touch grass. Seaman is savage.

"I'm gonna teach him the alphabet... A..." *looks down at notes* "B..."

Jerma calling countries anthems "theme songs" is Jerma behavior

@grampa.corybreshears

11 ай бұрын

Omg I do that!!

Start of the stream: "Whats your birthday? :3" End of the stream: "What do you think about School Shootings Mr. Elbertson?"

This fish game was my first exposure to Jerma. It was a random recommended video with clips from the stream, but at the time I wasn’t aware that it was from a stream. I didn’t even know what a stream was, so the format of the video was alien to me. He would talk at the camera and have back and forth conversations with imaginary people. Sometimes he would freak out or have mild bursts of anger towards the camera. He ate a pizza and bragged about it to no one. He put a microphone in his mouth and then ran away because of germs. The way he spoke to the camera, all I could think was “This guy hates his audience.” Very unhinged first experience, 10/10 streamer.

@bigbeefscorcho

Жыл бұрын

Jerma was also the first streamer I ever watched for more than a few seconds, and it honestly kinda ruined every other streamer for me a lil bit. It’s like never hearing music before and then hearing the most beautiful, fucked up sounds you’ve ever heard, then trying to go back to any other music but it’s never gonna compare. I like a handful of other streamers but Jerma is my Main 1000%

@Lucifronz

Жыл бұрын

Knowing he's a streamer doesn't make him less unhinged, though, so really the end result is more or less the same.

@z3rker

Жыл бұрын

@@bigbeefscorchothe My Bloody Valentine - Loveless first listen experience

@deltacee9751

Жыл бұрын

i love this comment

@ratchetfuture2

Жыл бұрын

@@bigbeefscorcho same. I can’t stand other popular streamers the only other streamer I watch is this one that only averages around 20 viewers. Literally everyone else is so boring to me

AFTER GOING "HEY, GARFIELD!" AT 1:15:33 , THE GILLMAN (GARFIELD) REPLIES "Thanks, Pooky!" WHICH IS A CLEAR REFERENCE TO THE CANON GARFIELD'S TEDDY BEAR "POOKY" HOW DEEP DOES THIS GO?

@souperchicken9395

9 ай бұрын

What the fuck

jerma and frogman tuck their hair behind their ears at the same at 4:44:25

every so often the universe forces me to watch the jerma seaman stream again but at least this time its only 6 hours and not 12

@jackstanfield6317

Жыл бұрын

How do you watch 12 hours of jerma sea man

@thisisapen2002

Жыл бұрын

@@jackstanfield6317 a combo of brainrot and love for this silly little man

@awsomewolfman124

Жыл бұрын

No, no let him speak he has a point.

@BunkoValentine

Жыл бұрын

​@@jackstanfield6317 how do you not watch 12 hours of Jerma play Seaman?

@SirNightmareFuel

Жыл бұрын

​@@BunkoValentine For real, if anyone knows then send help. I'm trapped!

those two seamen are gonna get swooped by a hawk 17 minutes after leaving the tank

I was wondering why Jerma knew so many of the lyrics to O Canada but then I remembered he was from Boston so he probably learned it by watching hockey.

@lailabear

Жыл бұрын

LOL

DEVOUT streamer attempts to teach SUBHUMAN AQUATIC MONSTER concept of CHRISTIANITY in order to prevent FISH PERDITION

@SSFhighcommandJOHN

Жыл бұрын

lol dogbert avatar

"put down the knife" "is your significant other in the room with you right now?"

when seaman asked jerma about politics you could see the pain in his eyes

@calix_mayeus

Жыл бұрын

seeping into my bloodstream

@fieryonion6343

Жыл бұрын

Is Jerma actually a communist?

@calix_mayeus

Жыл бұрын

@@fieryonion6343 he is god

@biigsmokee

6 ай бұрын

The religion question.. then he repeats the answer anyway 😂

it’s actually crazy how many lines this old game has depending on what you say.

him trying to teach the baby seaman is so cute😭

@gj5748

8 ай бұрын

Ikr 😭

"don't even use your garbage disposal, it's fuckin scary" you love to see jerma constantly referencing his deadly fear of electric devices that reside in your kitchen I'll admit tho as a canadian I'd probably be terrified of a garbage disposal too, I've never seen one in person I'd react like a caveman hearing a blender turn on

@_Jeep_

Жыл бұрын

I have one and I’m from Scotland the blades are actually really far down in mine so there’s never really a reason to put your full arm down it 😂😂(they are pretty loud tho)

@laarman.

Жыл бұрын

No they are actually za youd mess with them samson

@nikodemjelonek8420

Жыл бұрын

when i learnt about sink garbage disposals i was terrified

@PointsofData

Жыл бұрын

You aren't going to get hurt from one unless you intentionally stick your arm in and then flip the switch (which is usually located on the wall or sink, somewhere out of the way.) And even then I feel like there are safety features that would kick in. I think modern ones are pretty quiet too.

@ssgoko88

Жыл бұрын

​@@PointsofData no there are no safety features and they are all very loud. It's just an electric motor vibrating your entire countertop/wall/fuckin HOUSE cause it has enough power to demolish chicken bones n shit.

i fell asleep to this. imagine when i woke up early morning i heard two voices. one who in my drowsy state didn't recognize as jerma and the other an old man. here he is, continuous philosophical questions answered by a mysterious voice was enough for me to break my drowsiness to check where the noise was coming from. imagine my surprise when its actually jerma and a fucking fish with a mans face and not two demi-gods communing with one another

@georgina4810

5 ай бұрын

I also fell asleep while this was playing and had diabolical dreams

4:49:14 I love the slow, curious looking up and the head turn that Jerma does the moment he hears "poor, disturbed kid". It's like, "Wait a minute, where is this going?" followed by exactly what you expected.

This stream needs to be mandatory jermamite viewing

@rob-tt3hb

Жыл бұрын

We don't deserve skye

@ItsJustAGuy

Жыл бұрын

Along with Sorcery

@awsomewolfman124

Жыл бұрын

The full stream, not this.

@lorddarkness351

Жыл бұрын

I thought we were jerms

@Joeggurnaut546

Жыл бұрын

This, the lord of the rings two towers and simpsons hit and run are definitely mandatory watches just to purely understand how insane this streamer truly is.

Only stream my girlfriend peeked in on me watching, she had never been exposed to him at all after an hour or so i leaned over and asked her what she thought of him, she replied " he's a bit deranged isn't he " Even people with no exposure to jerma think's he's deranged

@citrusblast4372

10 ай бұрын

is she british

@pu-FP

10 ай бұрын

@@citrusblast4372 theyre not real

@pu-FP

10 ай бұрын

@@citrusblast4372 oh god no... we're Australian. The slightly more tan, less stabby stabby, more shouty shouty british update

@dylansickinger545

Ай бұрын

My mom’s main question after I showed her some clips of Jerma was “why is he like that?”

I was expecting Lifeline levels of voice recognition but this really blows that out of the water. Genuinely impressed by how well it picks Jerma up and how much it can talk about.

@PayneToTheMax

Жыл бұрын

Now imagine how we felt playing this in 2000! Unreal.

* nibbles on pizza like the politest little mouse you've ever seen * "God I'm the most disgusting human being on the Earth"

I can't believe the seaman instruction booklet states that we live in a society

34:03 I think it's adorable that he's trying to say words a child would like

@Levi-dk2yl

Жыл бұрын

He's so sweet

@frostyelwood9898

8 ай бұрын

I couldnt stop laughing at it

@meyague

2 ай бұрын

​@@Levi-dk2yl creep

I didn’t expect the Seaman to be such a philosophical entity

hearing the baby voices turn to grown men was terrifying for me

@wintersupremacy

14 күн бұрын

Not even a teenage voice lol

the cut to future jerma talking about how his old chair sucked is so funny lol

I never wanted to hear someone share my hatred of daylight savings as much as Jerma. Fucking great guy, lol

@spacebassist

Жыл бұрын

I also happened to watch the Columbo episode with Nimoy in it a couple nights ago so this is some wacky timing

@katzea.a7880

Жыл бұрын

Are you also afraid of ovens tho? I'm more afraid of the gas canisters themselves

@spacebassist

Жыл бұрын

@@katzea.a7880 I would be afraid of a gas canister *inside* an oven

@zarrowthehorse

7 ай бұрын

it sucks

The fish's dated obsession with the computer is so beautiful. I don't know why I love it so much it's not nostalgia it's just the concept

1:18:02 I love how he was about to do a bit but was shocked by the guy talking about the fish killing each other

@meyague

2 ай бұрын

the guy? it's Leonard Nimoy!!!!

1:26:54 "I want to na-" Seaman: you fucking VIRGIN

@Azzzzl

Ай бұрын

And jerma just lets him interrupt 😭😭

4:54:26 it’s very telling that when asked about his spiritual beliefs his mind immediately goes to Otto :)

2:46:39 Jerma ate some of a raw onion on Critikal's stream months ago. Maybe that one guy in chat was a time traveler.

@AbuHajarAlBugatti

Жыл бұрын

Wtf

@andwhytheyeepy

Жыл бұрын

That’s the only explanation

the parts where Jerma has to black out the audio on the more trickier questions feels like a movie scene where a gang guy puts a person underwater while they're still talking when they don't get the answer they want

idk what's funnier - the seaman calling Jerma a virgin or pointing out how he's insecure about his height

Skye please make sure you’re going to therapy or getting the proper help needed after having to edit this.

@skye4

Жыл бұрын

Don't worry, I made sure to do the mental preparation mentioned in the instruction booklet.

@slyseal2091

Жыл бұрын

Don't worry, they still have the padded cell reserved from back when the jump king edit came out

Oh my god! Finally, an abridged version of this series of streams!! It was a real slog to sit through the full ones I’m ngl. I love Jerma, but it was a lot of dead air lol

@sheeshore

Жыл бұрын

It was actually just one long stream Source: I survived the Seaman stream

@bigbeefscorcho

Жыл бұрын

@@sheeshore I wasn’t there live but I remembered watching it for like 11 hours but I wasn’t sure if I was watching a VOD someone spliced together of smaller VODs or if the madman really just sat there and Seaman’d for almost half of an entire calendar day. I shouldn’t even be surprised lmao

25:03 The one person who wanted a clip of Jerma milking a cow is probably freaking out right now

@calix_mayeus

Жыл бұрын

that was me mb

Fun fact: the voice actor for seaman also played the main character in Deadly Premonition

Every single person was saying he is attractive and he was pretending that only 60% thought he was

I'm leaving this comment just to say "thank you" for all the videos you have made over the years. I have had cancer (desmoid tumors) since I was 15. I am mostly stuck at home due to the combination of illnesses, chemo, and surgery complications I am still living with. I can get really bored at home, and your edits of Jerma are the exact thing I look for. Having essentially full streams with all the "downtime" cut out is great, and I can't imagine how many hours you've spent putting these together. I hope you have people in your life able to understand how hard you're working. Just know that a sick guy on the internet really appreciates it!

@skye4

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit, thank you. Stay safe.

@alaskaone

Жыл бұрын

Idk much about cancer but I hope stuff gets better.

@anyalaASMR

Жыл бұрын

I hope everything you’re going through gets easier, and that you’re able to make a full recovery ♥️ I wish the best for you

@stardeki

Жыл бұрын

Aren't desmoid tumors noncancerous? I hope you can feel better at least for some time with Jerma :) Wishing you the best

@mossmoss4978

Жыл бұрын

@@stardekiaccording to a quick search, they are benign but real aggressive and usually treated by cancer specialists. mordantpotency, i hope ur doin well and being taken care of out there ❤

32:36 reality sets in for jerma 45:23 new keyboard reveal 1:22:33 jerma makes a parallel with seaman and ben shapiro 1:36:35 boomer levels rising, jerma recalling the early days of the internet 1:50:14 jerma recalls spotting the vroomer while walking otto 1:55:46 throats the mic lmao 4:44:25 political fishcast starts

@wienerrrrrrrrrrr

Жыл бұрын

The keyboard rant hurt my soul.

@Zenturio331

Жыл бұрын

1:10:15 bad Touch bad touch

@plus9775

Жыл бұрын

2:18:50 the seaman admits to having watched jerma's zex tape

1:26:56 is by far the funniest thing Seaman has said so far, it caught me so off guard 💀

@user-lx4vb5zm5s

Жыл бұрын

Go in no ho

when Jerma talks about how streaming changed him from the old KZread days, i like to think that journey started here. it’s like a psychopath origin story.

His face when it said “bad touch bad touch” LOL

I remember falling asleep to this stream behind my computer desk, dreaming about naked fish-amphibia men living in my kitchen, and frantically waking up to him still playing the game, talking with these frog freaks. Nevertheless, wonderful work on the edit!

I like that anytime Jerma accidentally has a picture of himself naked in the OBS cache he is in the exact same position as he currently in

pausing the game for reflection after the bad touch had me crying with laughter

The Virgo roast by some sentient man fish was uncalled for 😂

Actually jealous of your patience to edit a stream like this lmao

I would have started freaking out if when Jerma started saying "You aren't real." That stupid fish started spouting some philosophical rant like "Reality, is subjective. From my point of view staring out the other end of this glass you aren't real." Edit; What the fuck I didn't expect it to actually take this route.

@kazutrash

Жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

1:14:48 "whats your name?" "DEATH! 😄" this really tripped me out after the seaman literally cannabalized his two brothers

the cut to jerma saying his old chair sucked was gold 🤌🤌

that final tapping segment actually made me feel like i was losing my mind

Jerma getting all excited and giving a lil nod to the chat when he finally can flex on the fish

Gillman: “*gibberish*” Jerma: “IN 1776, CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS-“ 1:01:15

This stream was such an experience, watching Seaman's questions grow more and more philosophical and personal, then seeing Jerma get more and more flustered with each answer.

@biigsmokee

6 ай бұрын

I'd quit this game in the first 5 minutes but somehow watched this entire stream

Light years ahead of siri, whoever did this used some black magic.

It just goes to show how good of a streamer jerma is when the EDITED video of a 12 hour stream is over half the length of the original stream. And while he's playing some fish game. Absolute phsycopath.

I woke up around 3:15:35 and until I could fully realize what was going on, this stupid sound kept playing and even happened in the dream I was having

Wow. Comparing this video’s length to the full unedited version, half of this stream really is just Jerma turning the Dreamcast off and on again

Honestly I now have a weird appreciation for this game. I originally thought it was a joke game made by weirdos but the way sea man talks is interesting and sometimes insightful and I'm always wanting to know what happens next.

It really is a shame that the sequel to this game never got a western release, I hope one day Sega will rectify this

@Romanticoutlaw

Жыл бұрын

time for me to become fluent in japanese

One of the most bizarre and interesting games I’ve ever had the pleasure of watching, played by one of the most bizarre and entertaining people I know, edited by one of the best and most talented Jerma editors. Life is good.

2:48:24 He ate a hotdog during a darksouls 3 stream when fighting Darkeater Midir. I remember him commanding the summoned chat members with a mouth full of hotdog. I don't know why i remember this.

@skye4

Жыл бұрын

Oops, I completely forgot about that moment. Thanks for pointing that out.

Mental streamer talks to fish for 11 hours, now in condensed format

5:36:10 honestly the only time i heard Jerma produce a melody that isn't ear piercing

"im not even streaming anymore, this is just 'Frog Has A Fucken Podcast'"

this entire stream is so surreal

this went from taking care of a fish dude to a raving frogman's podcast

1:55:49 one of the best parts of the stream. when jerma freaks out about shoving the dirty mic in his mouth.

“Thanks Pookie” - Garfield

10:02 "potential porographic consequences" is very funny to me

Those political questions from Frogman were the wildest few minutest of gameplay footage I've ever seen in an early 2000s game.

I'm not sure why it was so funny jerma described breathing as nuclear fusion

Three hours twenty minutes in to this edit and Jerma somehow clearly doesn't understand that they have generational memory

49:30 loved the way he looked at jerma right after saying that

Seaman was one of my favorite games as a kid. Getting to experience someone else experiencing it for the first time like this, with a group, it kind of magical. I appreciate you putting this together

Probably one of the most iconic streams, thanks for all the effort!

Its 3am where i am rn and im going through a lot of painful stuff. So im really glad KZread recommended this video because ive just found it so funny and so sweet how jerma really tries to take care of these abominations. The bit with him thinking greg is threatening his dad made me laugh aloud and im really grateful for that. Idk. Sappy cringe moment

@alexiaatheducc

Жыл бұрын

♥️♥️♥️

@hmoment661

Жыл бұрын

🫶

@yootaeyoon

Жыл бұрын

🤞🏻💖

@elixa562

4 ай бұрын

Hope youre doing better🩷

Buddy started a therapy session with the fish halfway through

ah yes, the Canadian theme song

jerma becoming so distressed when the frog talks politics is hilarious to me

Jerma is genuinely one of the funniest people I’ve ever seen lmao

27:13 jerma has zero understanding of chemistry, which is why he uses mechanical weapons like meat grinders rather than chemical weapons.

I love how whenever Jerma plays a game for this long his accent always come through

@spiderandy1778

Ай бұрын

especially when he's getting unreasonably angry. he sounds just like my family thats out in boston 😭

i just noticed this but i think it’s really funny how jerma asks seaman about politics in the beginning of the stream and once seaman actually asks him his political stances around the end jerma is just silently dying over it lmao

THANK YOU. 11 hours of pure pain.

4:32:20 kaufee, cheedos, chickenn

@kittencorp.3295

Жыл бұрын

2:35:54 as well

27:12 Truly we cannot begin to understand the inner workings of this man's mind

What a wonderful game and stream, thank you for making this edit. This is the perfect combination: an old and semi-obscure game with a sarcastic, oddball sense of humor, made for a short-lived game console. Plus, the unhinged humor of Jerma, who is desperately trying to keep this creature alive while slowly unravelling. The awkward and archaic artifice of this 20-year-old relic born from a strange venture that ended in financial disaster clashing violently with a man who is simply trying his best to entertain thousands; there's not a lot like this out there, it feels like some avant garde film. I feel ashamed for not watching this earlier, given that I am a big Jerma fan. Going through this over a few days felt like a little journey, I find myself feeling a sense of endearment towards the Seaman and the game developers that created him; they're truly funny people. I hope they're doing well -- the same goes for you, Jerma, and all who viewed this and enjoyed it.

@meyague

2 ай бұрын

do you actually talk like this?

Jermas voice sounded so handsome in this stream

dude i felt bad when the seaman asked what jerma disliked most about himself and he muted to say height.

He literally watched as those seamen were killed and he smiled while it happened he’s literally deranged and crazy

IT MAKES ME SAD HOW MEAN HE IS TO THEM

1:56:32 Jerma fans after playing baseball