ah, yes, the "ultra mega massive real incredible suika game week finale" as opposed to the previous"mega suika game week finale", as we all were waiting for

@jstar3382

5 ай бұрын

bullshit, suikarad gold was peak content. I stayed up til 2 to watch that shit

@onebear6504

5 ай бұрын

End of the year Suika needs to be a thing

@itsmecrimson

5 ай бұрын

@@jstar3382 oh I'm not complaining i just find it funny how it went from "suika week" to "suika month" to "suika week is over" to "oh this is actually the end to suika" and god knows it isnt

@Fyrbolt200

5 ай бұрын

I really need the last video to be a bait and switch Suika with some other game as the thumbnail

Man as a kid I was a horrible introvert and procrastinator. So many stupid stories to look back on Back in high school in 2007 I deliberately wrote a half-assed midterm report on a version of Microsoft word that I knew the school didn't have available on their old-ass computers, and so the file wouldn't be able to open. I wasted that whole week instead playing Halo 3 with my friends and spilled the beans to them of my plan. I was hoping that by doing this I'd be granted another day to go home and "fix" my report (i.e. actually write the damn thing). When it came to the day of presenting, I had the whole scenario playing out in my head. But when I got to the teacher's computer, I realized they were using their personal laptop to load the files instead, which had the latest version of Word, so my brilliant plan was about to backfire. When I opened the doc, it was a pathetic mess of unfinished sentences and un-proofread gibberish. I started visibly panicking, which he probably picked up on right away. The teacher played it off like my file had been corrupted, and asked me if I had maybe saved my work incorrectly. I just said yes, and he granted me another day like I hoped. I felt like I had gotten away with murder Turns out when I told my friends about my plan, they had also been procrastinating, and all tried to pull the same trick on our teacher in an earlier class. He caught on and started using his laptop instead of the old shitty school hardware from then on. There were probably at least 10 of us who all looked hella sus that day going through the same routine. I pulled an all-nighter that night, writing the report like my life depended on it. Had it all ready by the next morning's class. Strangely enough, this was THE defining moment that made me realize I work extremely well under pressure, and somehow just reinforced my shitty behavior all the way through college lmao

I had a dream last night I met Jo and instead of saying hi like a normal fan I held the door open for him and then yelled "YOU'RE WELCOME" at him when he didn't thank me. Jacob was there too but he went into a different store to buy a beer.

@catsungdae

5 ай бұрын

that's so awesome

@Banana_D

5 ай бұрын

you're so wholesome for that ❤

@magusperde365

5 ай бұрын

I had a dream where they both killed me in an alley in a platoniv way

I’ve spotted my sister playing games on her laptop (without seeing her screen) when she was meant to be doing homework so many times and it really made me think how obvious it must have been to the teachers when I was playing games instead of paying attention during class.

@readyplayerthree3

5 ай бұрын

Used to do the same thing with the school Chromebooks and eventually our school got so bad with games and videos they started using a program that allowed them to see and close tabs/windows we were on. It's kinda humorous how as soon as they blocked a good game site the kids at my school just spread out across the web for a new one.

@lyoukeefen7199

5 ай бұрын

@@readyplayerthree3 hahaha same here. It eventually turned into us discovering what proxy sites/vpns were. They ended up removing our ability to make changes to our chrome extensions but didn’t remove anything so I had a vpn I couldn’t turn off if I wanted to for ages. They also blocked the Minecraft launcher at one point but no one noticed because we were all using the magic launcher because it let us change names in LAN worlds.

In absolute shock right now. Woke up to see that Naughty Bear took all of the trees and presents and even the who hash. He kicked Cindy Lou Who over a fence. Christmas is ruined

@aussiejo5764

5 ай бұрын

Based Naughty Bear

@Last_Person

5 ай бұрын

Based Naughty Bear honestly

@zanderwithaz5315

5 ай бұрын

Based Naughty Bear

@BananHippi

5 ай бұрын

Naughty Based

@lylelylecrocodile2538

5 ай бұрын

Based naughty bear

the beauty of alpharad gold is that you're never sure what the bit is, but you do know they're commiting to it

tbh, I was such an anxious kid in school... classic case of ADD brain, I never got homework done. and it was usually because, by the time I got home, my meds had 100% worn off. and if I took more, I'd never want to eat or sleep, so I was just trying to do academic paperwork at home, unmedicated, and feeling like absolute garbage every time it didn't work. as an adult looking back at that... they should've been paying me at all, if they wanted me to basically do the equivalent of working off the clock. but back then I really cared, because it felt like I was being disrespectful to the teachers and letting my parents down all the time, when that was never my intention. it felt like I was just constantly ruining everything, and I had no control over that fact. I only realized later, that putting way too much importance on a thing is actually the worst thing for ADD. like, free advice for anyone with ADD: if you care about it a LOT, then you will get more anxious about doing it, especially if you've failed in the past, it hurt a lot then, and you feel like you can't fail again. and that anxiety will absolutely paralyze you, because if a task makes you feel bad when you think about it, you're going to want to try and find a way to feel better, more than anything in the whole world. ADD is ultimately about your brain's naturally low level of dopamine. if you can't find a way to raise that dopamine level, you're just going to feel like shit all the time, and emotional deterrents like stress and anxiety just sink you lower. normal people have a better regulated natural baseline level of dopamine, so they don't need the extra stimulation to get by, while you are trying to compensate for a true chemical deficit. that's why your body LOVES stimulants. so basically, you have to almost treat boring or unpleasant things as though they cause pain, because in a way, they do. it's sort of like exercise. take it a little at a time, don't decide that you're worthless if you fall short of a goal, stay as steady as you can and you will build up more of a tolerance for it over time, but you'll probably also need to learn how to prioritize and apologize... that's just going to happen a lot. anyway, I always knew I couldn't lie... I was bad at it anyway. and there were so many situations where I could've benefited from a believable lie, but those situations were too frequent for that to ever really work as a go-to solution, so I never tried. the best teachers were always the ones that would at least believe I was sorry.

@Chubby_Bub

5 ай бұрын

I can relate a lot, especially what you said about the anxiety of a certain single task- and even though I already know this and have recognized it multiple times, my brain ignores it when it's most crucial

@kamuyking551

5 ай бұрын

@@Chubby_Bub god, I know the exact feeling... a lot of the time, there really isn't a trick to it. it all just comes down to powering through the ick feeling every once in a while, though you can sort of set yourself up for success, or at least greater odds, if you know what tends to help you. like, for me, it helps a lot if I can schedule a really ick thing as the only thing I have to do that day, and give myself a thing past it that is somewhat pleasant. and it also helps if I can get another person to do it with me, or at least tell someone else what my intentions are, to help hold myself to it. but honestly, that's mostly about adult life stuff, like errands or doctor's appointments. school always sucked, and I think it still would if I had to go back. paperwork just isn't my thing, and when I have paperwork to do, I need someone else to just be another set of eyes and ears in the room... I think that's good advice for any adult, given how complicated some of the paperwork parts of being an adult are. there's a lot of that stuff that I think is designed not to be well understood, so people miss stuff or get taken advantage of a lot. having two people in on a decision of that sort is actually great peace of mind. in general, it's phenomenal to have help... and it's phenomenal to realize that, outside of school, that's something you can actually have.

This is like the 5th final Suika, Suika week truly never stops.

Ah yes the "Final Suika Game" as opposed to the "final suika game" before that or the "final suika" before that. I cant wait for the final final suika to come out next week

cant wait for jacobs new channel where its just hour long videos thats a podcast with suika at the left side and subway surfers on the right side of the screen

I'm a nearly 30 teacher myself, and what Jacob says about teachers knowing when you're bullshitting them is absolutely true. I usually give students the benefit of the doubt, but some of the things they say is so absurd that I just have to look at them and say "Do you want me to put you on blast?" Because if given the opportunity, I will point out that they have a history of not doing their work, so when I ask for it and they say they turned it in? Doubt. Suspicion. Deception check FAILED.

In middle school computer lab I had a teacher ask me if I was playing games instead of working and immediately said no…I had no idea they got some new software that year that tracked all the computer screens. Asked me again a bit later, and when I still denied she pulled up 8k footage of my ass playing cookie clicker in front of the whole class in real time. I still denied it. I still think of that 10 years later.

@imadokilife628

5 ай бұрын

Continuing to deny is WILD, but not surprising 😭

I don't think there were a lot of cases where I just didn't hand in homework, but there were a lot of cases where I did my assignments literally the night before and claimed that, yep, this is what I've been working on for the past few weeks. Yeah I don't think anyone believed that.

Did you guys know if you combine the names 'Kat' and 'Ana' it spells 'Katana'? Like the sword?

Alright, as a 25 year old now, i definitely know i didn't fool a comp sci professor with a corrupted word document that i turned in for a writing assignment i did NOT want to do lmao. I got like 3 extra days past the deadline to turn it in but my teacher was NOT happy with me

IT CANT END LIKE THIS 😢😢😢😢😢 we need more suika before the end of the year

Merry Christmas everyone (at least those who celebrate) what an amazing gift from Jo. A Suika vid and a collab with alpha? Thank you for the amazing gift

I don't remember really lying in school, but I was so disorganized (ADHD) that I think most of my teachers still didn't believe most of my excuses for things. ...matter in fact, I heard that "potential" line SOOOO much in middle school.

I introduced my mother to Suika game today, Christmas Day. She rolled in late to dinner since she was trying to get a high score. When dinner was over she instantly said "gimmie gimmie *my* game" and then we took turns combining fruits on my switch, which is now her Suika machine, for the next hour.

I told a teacher that I'd lost the thing we'd spent the rest of the last 2 years on (it was something I could get off another classmate, and I was behind so it was easier than trying to catch it up) and I saw afterwards he had emailed my form tutor about it (teachers forgetting how screenshare works) and the fact I was definitely lying. Which humbled me a lot.

@taiyoqun

5 ай бұрын

Allow me to humble you again: maybe he wanted you to see it

I used to submit .rar files as my homework with a happy note that said something like I didnt do it :) It sometimes worked, but sometimes didn't

I definitely brought all of my instruments home every day as if I was going to practice hoping that my directors would notice but they absolutely knew I wasn't practicing every day

This is a valuable lesson from alpharad gold, sometimes you have to learn how to accept gifts you didn't wanted. Naughty bear for the xbox360 and ps3 learned this the hard way.

@zanderwithaz5315

5 ай бұрын

Merry Christmas AlpharadGoldPlsPlayNaughtyBear! Or happy holidays, or whatever makes you happy this winter season!

@dorlo7933

5 ай бұрын

Naughty bear moment

@mootwo_

5 ай бұрын

happy 13.5 year anniversary of naughty bear's release date, AlpharadGoldPlsPlayNaughtyBear :) maybe it'll happen this week

@FafliXx

5 ай бұрын

I don't know if it would be funnier for them to play it on December 31st, Jan 2nd, or not at all

all I wanted for Christmas was this thank you both

I love Suika coming directly after Tears of the Kingdom, and being twice as long

In high school i genuinely did the “fake a relatives death” to get out of doing a group presentation. I got an A

Choosing ANOTHER SUIKA as the video for Christmas of all days is actually insane

happy merry christmas everyone, hope everyone got what they wanted this year. me personally, I got 365 uploads from one of my favorite channels, so I'm pretty happy

Suika was exactly what I wanted for christmas These videos are fantastic for background noise while sewing easy to jump into where as podcasts can be a little scary on where to start

I'd been falling behind on Gold videos for a while, especially after Suikarad Gold and a couple other hour-long vids... But I'm finally caught up. It's been so long, and I'm so glad I can ride out the rest of the year with the rest of Chat. Can't wait for this final week.

i think Alpharad really has a suika addiction

Happy Holidays=3 Thank you for all your hard work=3

I worked. I worked all day, and came home to a Suika video. Thank you. This is all that I needed to be whole

2:15 called me out when I had to get work done and specifically looked up this video to put in the background

You guys get all my watch time, looking back the fact that I did all my presentations/homework the night before or day of but my teachers usually liked me enough to just accept it

Naughty Bear from "Naughty Bear for the Xbox 360 and playstation 3" would love to play this revolutionary piece of media "My Suika."

I downloaded this on mobile during suika week and learning that it’s a clone is such a “damn they got me” moment. But tbh the physics on the old versions are insane.

I’m addicted to watching Jacob play suika, PLEASE MORE SUIKA IN 2024 😭 and neon white!!!

Merry merry merry alphred gold

Excited for Suika year!

suika week unironically fixed my sleep schedule

Can’t wait for new year’s suika livestream. Getting watermelon at midnight challenge!!

@dusk2308

5 ай бұрын

yo that would be so pog XD

The me at the zoo thumbnail did get changed, however the thumbnail change was because of a hack so it got changed back.

"A good video to put on in the background." I feel called out for playing BloonsTD6's Odyssey event while having this in the back.

I've been listening to suika vids before bed for the past week

Omg can’t wait for the “SUIKA in REAL LIFE” video

i love how in the winter skin, if you make out the highlights on the grapes eyes to be the sclera then he looks pissed af

Christmas miracles really do come true 🥰

I am so glad that next year is gonna be a year of suika (also that the challenge is gonna end just at the final stretch as a bit)

@pokemonchase9876

5 ай бұрын

also I can't beleieve that Jo is such a horrible friend, I feel sorry for Alpha the Rad the Gold. EDIT: how could Alpha the Rad the Plus do this to us EDIT 2: ur welcome and uhhhh I didn't really lie to my teachers much lol, was a lazy bastard tho.

Merry suikaristmas to all

I swear I WILL watch you play something other than Suika. One day. Eventually. But for now, Thank You! And yes. I like Listening to you guys play Suika game. When the sweaty make your own Suika hours long video came out, it was harder to watch cuz there wasn’t as much talking and the vibes weren’t ass chill.

Day 32 of waiting for Jacob's funny story. Man, this video makes me so nostalgic for one month ago

I was in a programming class in high school. It was a dual-enrollment with the local community college, and we were a small class of like, four. We did our work, but also goofed around a lot- sending network commands to shut each other's computers down, playing games, etc. We watched the entirety of Saving Private Ryan once. Well, turns out all "student drives" on the network were configured wrong, weren't actually limited in scope, etc. I got called in to be investigated because of the eight page document they had of "Questionable files" in the resulting data audit, I was three pages. It was the Java SDK, unpacked. Completely innocent. I had at least /some/ rapport at that time, so I was able to offer to help identify what people had on their drives to help save time. One student I didn't know had ZSNES on their drive. I said "Yeah that's a video game emulator, there's no reason they should have that." The Vice Principal nodded, highlighted that student's name, then mentioned "Ah, so [Classmate] would be in the same boat as well.." And I jump in IMMEDIATELY with "Oh, no, no, he's in my class- we're working on game design so he's using it to study how the games work" - They called the professor in. He backed me. What a bro. Then there was my 9th grade English class. Hated homework. HATED it. Tired of getting 0s on the homework, however, I started holding up prior week's assignments- stuff of similar size. He wasn't READING it, just glancing to see if there was text on paper. I then started holding up blank paper. At one point I held up a sign that said "I'm sorry [Teacher], I didn't do my homework" . I was sitting in his peripheral, I could see him type 1-0-0-enter on the numpad then he'd ask the next student. Either he was that inattentive, or he didn't care because he figured I'd fail the class anyway. I'm to this day still uncertain if my English Lit teacher from high school knew I wasn't doing the reading assignments, but I love telling the story that I, based only on discussions in class, was able to effectively argue that Sancho Panza (from Don Quixote) wasn't a "real" person in the book.

I'm not gonna lie, your suika content got me into game development just so I can try making a better suika game. I'm sad that this will be the last one, as I'd want you guys to try my game when its done. :C

Cool beans! I love watching you Jacob : D

32 year old working from home. I don't lie often to teachers (too goody two shoes over here). The only thing I could think of is during college, my art history teacher told us that we need to turn in a paper or we will fail the class. I almost missed the mark and took the L because I was working on it til the day of and even through class time. I was in my dorm about to give up until my friend at the time messaged me asking where I was. She urged me to complete the assignment, so I emailed my teacher telling her I was running late from (something I can't remember. Work maybe?) while I stalled getting the paper done. I managed to finish the paper and arrive to class 20 min before the class was over and turned it in on time. I also passed the class altogether. Now that was a miracle pulled out of my ass Looking back on it now, she probably didn't believe me. I would've assumed I was lying tpp, but she probably didn't care as long as I turned the paper in before class was over

love to see jacobs academic potential realized as he is now the mango of suika game

I always prefer when a holiday falls on Monday than a Friday. The week leading up to a 3 day weekend is always hype, and the four day work week is a relief, but when you get Friday off these two weeks are the same week, while getting Monday off stretches it out to two weeks.

If Jacob was an athlete, his teacher would have pulled through 100%

this is the best video of the year

unironically the perfect Christmas gift

Crazy take Jo, PBG has not fallen off.

MARRY CHRISTMAS JO! …and you too Jacob

THE SUIKA HOLIDAY SPECIAL! YOOO

Merry Christmas

I missed the final exam for one of my college classes because of deep depression, then panicked and lied to the professor that my alarm clock broke. I'm sure she saw through it but I'm so thankful that she let me take it by myself on a different day ;-;

i had good grades but didn’t do my work, my 7th-8th grade math teacher always checked if we did our homework and every day i showed him the exact same page from my notebook and he was like “yeah looks right”

maybe the real suika was the watermelons we made along the way

BEST CHRISTMAS

It’s A Very Suika Christmas, Alpharad Gold!

- "viewer retention is about 8min on our letsplays, I wonder why..?" - gets the watermelon at 8:00 well that's an explanation right here, people got to see the watermelon, they peace out !

So Heres the thing, I know the teacher believed me when I said this. We had like...some kind of poster project to do in a history class. And I was known for making these really elaborate, over the top visual aids for my projects. Well one time, I just didnt do it. Idk what was different, but I had the information that WOULD have gone on the board, and never made the board. After class at one point, while I was packing up, the teacher asked me about it, and as absolutely shocked as I could manage, I told him I DID turn it in. Didnt he remember? It had X and Y on it, and started listing off a few things. And he said "Oh! Right, sorry I remember it now." I got a 95 lol. I think he was so worried he'd lost something I put a lot of effort into that he just graded me based on my past work.

They're either going to play one more tomorrow, or one more the day before new years

Suika lives on in our hearts.

This is the suika i play on my phone 10/10 love the look and modes

The Suika epilogue

This reminds me of episode one my suika game

ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

So when i was in elementary school, i don't remember the year but there was this thing every once in a while where our math like exam was this 25 question sheet and if we completed it on time (it was timed) we got a treat. Well i kept missing the timer by mere minutes because while i was really good at math i was too slow. Which pissed me off. So i saved a sheet and didn't turn it in. Like 2 months or so would go by and we'd have another set, i whipped that out and finished the little remainder. Got full marks and the treat. To this day because it had also been so long and the exam was always just thrown out anyways, i feel like i did pull that off.

I wish images were able to be posted in comments so I could post the sandy “no it ain’t” meme

this truly was a suika game

This is the best Christmas gift

Sukia is back, I missed it so much!

Best Christmas Gift!

merry christmas

Happy birthday mr alpharad gold

This is the one suika game I've actually played, but the fruits were more like the classic version. I had the cat skin on my old phone. Edit: it's disappeared from the Google play store entirely. Wtf?

“What if we played nothing but Suika for a year” Congrats on becoming NorthernLion. Someone check on those hairlines.

@dusk2308

5 ай бұрын

XD i mean 1,000 episodes is career suicide right

The final suika until suika week 3 next week

The holiday season is perfect for playing Punch out!!

#tuxandfannywhen happy Santa Jacob and Jo and dash

25:01 this fruit really awakened something in me

Jacob, Jo… This is the seventh “final suika” you’ve shown us this year…

merry suikamas

The best Christmas present ever!

MERRY SUIKA CHRISTMAS

1:33 we will hold you to your word josukia

MY BIRTHDAY IS THE DAY THAT PEOPLE NORMALLY COME BACK AFTER CHRISTMAS BREAK

genuinely i would watch suika year

what better way to celebrate christmas on suika gold?