"A guy that will not retire from Hot Topic" 😂😂 That one is right up there with "a mechanic at Nordstrom Rack".

@bryanwalsh8859

5 жыл бұрын

sixburgh64ss no chance. Mechanic from Nordstrom Rack is by far the best.

@ibevorpe3035

5 жыл бұрын

"You look like you sell 2x4skins" that killed me

@sixburgh64ss

5 жыл бұрын

Just picturing big Schaub being the elder statesman at Hot Topic that takes his job super seriously and all the young employees with blue/purple hair and multiple lip piercings hate working with really amuses me.

@richardf9112

5 жыл бұрын

He looks like a lumberjack that gogo dances

@mauricioromero6115

5 жыл бұрын

I dunno dude. 21 Jumped street is fucking hilarious.

Theo "we had this kid in my neighborhood" Von

@SuperHoneyOil

5 жыл бұрын

And Joey, "coked to the gills in 85" Diaz. Also Joe, "11 hydroxy metabolite, keto, kettle bell" Rogan. I doubt anyone can talk for hours and hours and not ever repeat a funny story

@conc3d189

5 жыл бұрын

At this point I really don't care if Theo just makes it all up

@ShaneKelley207

5 жыл бұрын

Stop The Tape Haha I do. I had to stop listening to his podcast. I love to hear him on other podcasts from time to time but there was way too much unbelieveable stuff for me

@arctic1144

5 жыл бұрын

but you know when he starts it with that it turns out funny asf

@HanSoloxcs

5 жыл бұрын

T

Brendan: Bro you look like you make the best sloppy joe in LA right now. Theo: You look like you raised two kids named sloppy Joe.

‘A buddy O’ mine mailed me 3 peaches’ ‘That’s weird dude’ LMAOOO

@GravyHucker

5 жыл бұрын

Yo, let me get one of those peaches

This is my favourite pair for any podcast I listen to.

@wotwot5212

5 жыл бұрын

Theo + Bobby Lee, JK news is way funnier. Not a stuck up bee stung bitch complaining about him being racist all the time

@tommypemberton3400

5 жыл бұрын

Cough* Bryan called and Chris d’elia*cough

@gerryobrien7973

5 жыл бұрын

CAM I completely agree with you man, I'm Irish and this is how we rib each other. It's all love with an abusive undertone haha

@DulzyTheRobot

5 жыл бұрын

Fern sauce..... sweet

@xmikex902x

5 жыл бұрын

I love Theo, but I can’t respect anyone that has Brandon in such a list.

The best line in the whole podcast - " You can't be Brenden Schaub again, you gotta come up with a new fighting name cuz everyones gonna be like "oh I beat this guy" - Theo Von LOL

@genethetimemachine5514

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaahaha

@TheFutureRingKing93

5 жыл бұрын

Yukmout B you can tell that hurt schaub’s feelings the way his face sunk a little and he simmered down a bit lol

@Exhorderx

5 жыл бұрын

That was brutal

@user-jx2gw4cn2j

5 жыл бұрын

That was kinda mean. Fighting is a prideful and personal thing.

@blkwolff

5 жыл бұрын

meh, I still respect Brendan a lot as a fighter.

Theo: "how many skateboards does that haircut come with " LOL

Shaaaab: The other day i ran too far. Theo: What the hell? Get a map bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @5:47

If you combine their outfits and hairstyle you get Joe Dirt

@SpankyCSTX

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jakeos6051

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit! 😂 😂

@phillipadams6735

5 жыл бұрын

Joe Dirt starter kits

@alv.3007

5 жыл бұрын

more like swoe dirt

"Homosexual construction, thats what you do" i dropped my joint.

@kaeser12

5 жыл бұрын

M O i think he said "homesexual"

@WhatsUpMan04

5 жыл бұрын

Slangin that 2x4skin bruh!

@paradise2692

5 жыл бұрын

Legend

@Black.Lives.Matter

5 жыл бұрын

Bro I literally cried

@HamptonCollabs

5 жыл бұрын

I smoke reefer buds

The Bits: 0:00 Opening Roasts 3:46 Ed Orgeron 5:45 Women's Band-aids 6:43 Peaches 7:18 Swayze Hair 9:18 Billy Conforto (RIP) 14:28 Molester Belt 17:52 Pizza Hut vs Dominos 20:37 Hair Roasts 22:16 Theo's First Asian 26:27 Theo's Childhood Restaurant Experience 29:27 BJ's Pizza 31:26 Racist Band-aids 33:50 Theo the Fighter 35:22 Theo in Vietnam 39:37 More Roasting 41:05 Duck Egg 45:38 Lesbian Capris 48:08 CM Punk 51:41 The Trail of Tears 52:20 Theo Speaks Japanese 52:49 Kizzy Laront 53:21 Ric Flair Drip 57:46 You Already Got a Wig Bro 1:00:30 Benedict Arnold X9s 1:01:52 Silence of the Limbs 1:03:40 Kindergarden Strippers 1:05:48 Get Fucked Chris D'Elia 1:07:49 Paddlin 1:12:44 Lawton McKee 1:15:54 Labour on the Runway 1:28:10 Instinct, Rumour, Legitimate Hearsay

@ness656r3

4 жыл бұрын

This should have more likes tbh lol

@giggityeffyou

3 жыл бұрын

Ness656 R For real. The best is how he didn't ask for any likes at the end of this comment and didn't ask anybody to subscribe

@TheDrewgutterz

3 жыл бұрын

I love you sincerely

@solidusmusique

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamps for the “don’t touch me bro” missing tho :(

@barryskilling7874

2 жыл бұрын

Nñnnnnnnnnnnnn0

Theo cut brendan deep with that cm punk thing 😂😂

Theo consistently kills it on every podcast he’s on, and even his own podcast. he’s one of the funniest comedians of all time.

@rebelscumcustomsweathering5584

2 жыл бұрын

Hes just naturally funny every time he talks

@illuminati5160

Жыл бұрын

Hes very good but saying he's the one of the funniest of all time is ignorant

"You look like a guy that will not retire from Hot Topic"

"Bridge To Spina Bifida" isn't getting nearly enough praise 😂

@GravyHucker

5 жыл бұрын

His whole explanation of the situation was one of the best I've ever heard.

“Sexy and thick? You sound like a mixed girl on instagram.” 😂😂😂

Hahahaha Brenden was definitely training to combat Theo's roasts

@MegaFlorest

5 жыл бұрын

He was holding his own: "now let me ask you, with that lesbian haircut do you get a discount on Subaru Outbacks, how's that work? Are they just in forest green?"

@stikdude22

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine Bryan pretending to be Theo riff training

@71sc502

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't blame him. You have to. He did an amazing job. Kept right up with insults

Theo was conceived on a fan boat in the Florida Everglades.

@alsnow1049

5 жыл бұрын

😁🤣😁

@tbrayboy02

5 жыл бұрын

But it was really in Louisiana

@stevenmartinez872

5 жыл бұрын

And the fan was powered by the hot breathe of his kin CCCCOMMMMMONNNN

@redeemedforgivenfree349

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@wyattrussell7496

5 жыл бұрын

Is this the talking thrones podcast? Congrats on the Emmy!

Brendan is one of few people who can riff back and forth with Theo for an hour+

Is it me or should Theo Von play Gambit in the MCU???? Lol

@williammoore7861

5 жыл бұрын

They are from the same place same face and im pretty sure theo could fling a card

@thestuffoflegenddanielloer7883

5 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. Haha maybe not cuz he's not much of an actor but personality, voice, and looks hes pretty spot on

@zj8478

4 жыл бұрын

DeShadrick Kates nah Riddler

Brendan looks like the bodyguard at a Claire's boutique 🤣🤣

@gjsilion5507

5 жыл бұрын

The toughest bitch at a Claire's boutique.

@giovannicazares3110

5 жыл бұрын

@@jonroth123 I know mine was funnier

The champ is in the house. Come get some D'Elia

@sovalouX

5 жыл бұрын

@@RCorbzz Chris tries too hard breh. You don't even sound like a true grand slammer breh

@Greeezy

5 жыл бұрын

@@sovalouX is it grand slammer or just a grand slam? Ehh. Also. Y'true grand slammer or y'true baby? Ehhh eh.

@brendonkingdavis5945

5 жыл бұрын

Chris doesn’t compare to Theo at all his podcast with Brian was meh...I enjoyed it but this right here is that Hitta

@BostonBlues

5 жыл бұрын

Ehhhh y'cuda?

@RochesterNY607

5 жыл бұрын

didnt. make. a DEENNNTTTTTTTT!

Theo and brendan at this time are the greatest comedy duo of all time

Y'all talking about Pizza Put vs Domino's when the true champ is that Grey Block Pizza. Grey Block Pizza on 1811 Pico Boulevard in Los Angeles with all of their fancy hitters like the Frenchy, The Deep Cheese, and the Venus.

@angrycharcoalcat

5 жыл бұрын

Ya no one besides the ppl from your town in LA know about this. Get outta here!!!!

@mumble97

5 жыл бұрын

@@angrycharcoalcat lol im not from LA I was just repeating an AD that Theo does sometimes about Grey Block Pizza.

@angrycharcoalcat

5 жыл бұрын

@@mumble97 godamnit my bad bro I ruined your joke

@mumble97

5 жыл бұрын

@@angrycharcoalcat All good! it probably wasn't that funny anyways lol

@GravyHucker

5 жыл бұрын

Get you some of that Hitter.

2xforeskin was not appreciated enough, that was quick.

@shoeylouie

5 жыл бұрын

not even being cliche mate... i spat out my coffee.

@MidwesternFilthMixes

5 жыл бұрын

So many quick liners in this episode

@bizarro20daves

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was comedic genius that just floated down the river

@jeffreyjuliano2835

5 жыл бұрын

What's the time stamp?

RAT KING AND THE BEE STING. These are my favourite podcasts.

Schaub Is such a good sport to be fair.

@cultaholics

5 жыл бұрын

Teacup in a shitstorm bruh he’s actually a shit sport. See: anytime callen begins to joke about him with a guest

@Kwestdaroc4

4 жыл бұрын

He learns from the Kid Callen throwing cinders!!

@blappichulo9015

3 жыл бұрын

@@cultaholics You're right. But it seems Theo knows how to skirt the line without pushing to the point he gets defensive (and awkward, and unfunny). With no Callen, Theo and Brendan are actually funny! And I'm no fan of Schaub in anyyyyy other context. The sad / ironic thing is... I guess a lot of people voiced this opinion, which got them a podcast. But their podcast is nowhere near as good as these Theo Brendan TFATK Episodes. In my opinion that's because when they added an ensemble (shapell, Filipina girl, nick + chin)... ensemble crew in front of them, Brendan feels the need to perform and get laughs from that small audience, as it were. Since he cannot come close to Theo's wit, he frequently and unoriginally rewords whatever funny thing Theo just said.

@comfykeegs

3 жыл бұрын

Sportin that very straight vest

@russellcrowe8099

3 жыл бұрын

Callen isn’t a good sport either that’s why they are together perfect couple ! I’ve seen episodes where Brendan is having a convo with someone and as soon as callen feels left out he interrupts with some random billshit he can’t stand not being the center of attention

Brendan Schaub looks like he makes all of his own UFC Highlight videos under secret accounts.

@greatersports6985

4 жыл бұрын

Bubba McComb obviously 💀💀💀 all of him getting flattened

@MJ-vj6zp

4 жыл бұрын

The Podcaster he knocked out Mirko crop cop tho you gotta give him that.

@JohnStockton7459

3 жыл бұрын

Who wouldnt dude, ik i would lmao

been literally refreshing my page for this 😂

@cb9018

5 жыл бұрын

Street killer lol where you from bro

@steventyler9591

5 жыл бұрын

Arron Bertuleit I’m sad for your life

@BenWalker01

5 жыл бұрын

Hit the notification bell, it'll save you hours

Theo and roasting eachother and D'elia roasting Callen is my favourite shit ever.

Hands down one of the funniest podcast episodes out there

"I thought i met a Vietnamese guy once, was just a Mexican who'd been in a fire" - Theo Von.

Meanwhile... Bryan is out Streetfighting building his street cred during this podcast

@ETAisNOW-wn8wx

5 жыл бұрын

J GOLD paying off homeless people to go around telling tough tales of himself

@BostonBlues

5 жыл бұрын

Brian'll keep ya busy in the ring

@jgold8585

5 жыл бұрын

He will definetly move around

@choirboy8850

5 жыл бұрын

He's got a piece on em! A 2 piece 😂

I can definitely see Brendan rockin a hairnet behind the cafeteria counter slinging sloppy Joe's

18:30 - pure gold

I really like that Chin records stuff like at the beginning, or every once in a while at the very end he'll keep the video running after Brendan does the outro. Little things like that I think are really cool cause it almost makes you feel like you're seeing the real them, even if they're pretty much the same. Keep at it Chin!!

Lenny from "Of Mice and Massimo" holy shit i lost it

@Sam1878Henry

5 жыл бұрын

What’s Massimo mate? Is it a store over there?

@MrHeldenbrand

5 жыл бұрын

@@Sam1878Henry Massimo is the Target department store brand for clothing. Like in UK there's M&S and people take the piss. It's known to be trendy and budget. Lol, Theo is forreal a genuis

Theo has had 9 friends that took a bunch of pills and drove into an embankment.

@jaseallenson316

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, right. And he has seen or done more things on the interstate than a construction barrel.

I live in OC and asked my boyfriend if he's ever been to a Vietnamese coffee house and his immediate answer was "not since we've been dating!" LOL

THESE 2 ARE THE BEST TOGETHER!! FIRE BRIAN!! i had smile on my face entire time and LOLed hard! 🔥🔥

"Guys who Joey Diaz would NEVER talk to." Damn, what a line and what a way to look at life.

Brendan and theo on tuesdays and chris and brian on thursdays = #1 podcast

@rideronthestorm_

Жыл бұрын

Dudel that would have been the best way to go about it looking back now

14:31 The origin of "Don't touch me"

Theo has no time for media newscasters like Wes Anderson, Don Lemons, and Lucky Carlson.

@imavileone7360

5 жыл бұрын

What

@imavileone7360

5 жыл бұрын

What about the Zucc? Am I right?

@jose9630

5 жыл бұрын

This is an underrated comment. Gold 👌🙃🤣

Still the champ. Gunna be calling him “two time” soon

@Greeezy

5 жыл бұрын

We call him the gender neutral Champ champ

@bmoneybby

5 жыл бұрын

He is the 2 time I believe.

@callsigncamp

5 жыл бұрын

Back to back 1993 1994 Blockbuster Video champion

@joevuilsteke1252

5 жыл бұрын

Chris Campbell Don’t get it mistaken!!!

Go ahead and give Theo his 2nd guest of the year belt. He’s the champ champ for sure.

16:06 "sexy and thick dude? you sound like a mixed girl on instagram" theo is the fucking best

I just have to say...little Caesar's definitely has normal round pizzas. It's only the deep dish that are cut into squares.

Theo/Schaub and Callen/D’Elia are MUCH better combos. Schaub annoys me when he’s with Callen but he’s actually funny when he’s with Theo.

@Sobtoka

5 жыл бұрын

Hell yes

@DepthFromAbove

5 жыл бұрын

Jason Jones with Bobby Lee as a guest on each.

@NorHeadHunter

5 жыл бұрын

I was going to post this, they need to change up dance partners, Sasso can be in shared custody between the podcasts.

@joeycinphx1

5 жыл бұрын

Schaub just mimics whoever he is paired up with.

@robertrush9950

5 жыл бұрын

Bobby Lee with Joey Diaz. Bobby Lee bullies alot of his guests but nobody bullies joey

I’m cryin already🤣 The champ is here!

You look like the toughest guy at a Claires boutique 😂😂 Theo I love you. Im obsessed with This past weekend and the king 👑 and the sting!

Theo had a legendary run of podcasts from 2015-2020

Theo Von looks like Macho Man Randy TRAVIS!

@GRfg1000

5 жыл бұрын

Brandon McIntosh Macho Man Randy Travis Tritt

Theo "DON'T TOUCH ME" Von

@russellspicer3411

5 жыл бұрын

I can't tell if he is joking or if he really doesn't like Brendan touching him ...he looks piss off after

@Aligatori

5 жыл бұрын

Russell Spicer yea i wonder the same thing, got wierd vibes from it

"You can't be Brendan Schaub. You gotta come up with a new name, cause everyone's gonna be like 'oh I beat this guy.'" I spit out my coffee.

I've listened to hours upon hours of Theo Von content, and I've never heard him lie. I've heard him joke around and I've heard him be wrong about something, but I've never heard him get caught lying. Dude is one of the most sincere people I've ever seen.

@pressedinproductions

2 жыл бұрын

He lies all the time. Half his act is an exaggeration.

@pressedinproductions

2 жыл бұрын

Just to be clear I love Theo like crazy, but listen to him enough and he remakes his stories a lot

Love theo on podcasts he always tries to get everyone in the room involved and feel funny, whether its his sound guy ( dont know his name), Chin, or Lee. Theos never afraid to share the attention much luv RAT KAAAAANG GET IN DARE !!!!

i wanna see theo and brendan do a parody of mice and men

19:56 .... first King It or Sting It segment??

I'm literally brought to sore abs and extreme tears at the maximum level everything these 2 sit down in the same room

“She could jump over a volleyball net” 😂

“You have to come out with a new fighting name because everyone’s going to be like oh I beat this guy” -Theo Von

This is the true pilot for the king and the sting

I love when they roast each other lol

Hahaha thanks for another podcast TFATK team.😃

Dat gender neutral haircut. Get that hittah

@Sobtoka

5 жыл бұрын

He's looking quite cavalier

These two are amazing together! I cried laughing at least 5 times!

"He looks like a hair dryer will not leave him alone" LOL

Theo : my boy mailed me 3 peaches Brendan: thats weird , why does your boy mail you fruit 😂😂

Ha Brendan and Theo think each other is racist, but they've got nothing on Bert. Bruh

@louisgraham9959

5 жыл бұрын

I like theos racism though. It's honest, he actually believes himself, and he knows how to dress it.

@ryannath85

5 жыл бұрын

Louis Graham I don't hear any racism from Theo. Never have.

@bobm.2468

5 жыл бұрын

Burnt Chrystler is the skinniest and least racist

@robertrush9950

5 жыл бұрын

Burp christnerd is fat and racist but that's why he is our savior.

@auroraborealis13579

5 жыл бұрын

Hi Mommy, thank you for addressing this important topic. Barf Crystals is indeed Fat and Very Racist. Pretty sure he has neuropathy as well. Thanks, Jeans.

“How many skateboards did that haircut come with.” LOL

Been waiting for these 2 to collab back up always the jokest. These 2 Brian, joe and eddie would be the sickest combination lol

This episode needs Callen. Laughing and fun is overrated. I need a long winded egomaniac to bring things to a grindig halt with a story about an obscure ancient civilation.

@introvertchachi644

5 жыл бұрын

sixburgh64ss more afffghaneeestan

@teamgitusome

5 жыл бұрын

sixburgh64ss that NOBODY else had read about xD

@bracket8706

5 жыл бұрын

Ol' Conversation Strangler Steven

@KarenTookTheKids364

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget his "friend of mine" stories he uses to express his actual opinions with zero responsibility.

@BM21017

5 жыл бұрын

And a story about a super wealthy friend of his

‘AND STILL the undisputed TFATK champion of the year, TTTHEOOO the Rat King Vvoonnnn’

@fibsniper786

5 жыл бұрын

cjbarnes2010 totally read this in Bruce Buffer’s voice 😂

There is NOTHING better than these two together.

I could listen to Theo and Brendan roast each other all day 😂

Thanks brendan, we no longer have to wonder what larry the cable guy would be like had he grown up in San Francisco.

“Look at these chopsticks boi” “deeees karate makers”.... The Champ Theo Von get those hittas boi!!!!

This should be a weekly show. So much chemistry.

TFATK champ is here!! We need Theo once a month lol. This guy and Brendan are classic

They need to make a podcast channel together!

Brendan the type of guy to wear a Larry the Cable Guy cut off over a white t-shirt.

@ibevorpe3035

5 жыл бұрын

If Shrek was a blue collar comic, it'd be Brendan

I absolutely love Theo. The stuff he comes up with kills me.

Theo is on FIRE 🔥 in this! And he somehow makes Brendan funnier. He’s got that Midas Comedy Touch!

Theo von is beyond hilarious makes my day this guy amazing 🤣😂

Schaubs feelings got hurt when Theo asked if he would be able to beat cm punk

@danteinferno4785

5 жыл бұрын

And when he said he's Hairy and he should ask other people how they see him lol

@GonzosSlaps

5 жыл бұрын

And when he clowns his Women's band -aid

BOTH of these are on fiiiiiiiire this episode. Keep it up!

10:47 Theo: " You got the Indianapolis Colts "..🤣 how'd I miss that the first time!? 😭

Jezuus christ.. i can listen to these 2 Roast eachother 10 hrs straight. They are thee best roasting duo in history.. i was gonna quote some, but it would be way too long comment..

Brendan finally grows a pair and serves up some comebacks!

i could watch Theo and Brendan roast each other for hours. "you look like an extra from the waterboy"

Crazy dynamic between these two crazy MuthaF******!!!! Great video. Only 20mn in, laughing my A** off already.

Only guest to ever put Brendan in his place 😂🤙🏻

These mf'ers are great. Straight roasting each other and staying friends love it

Aight Tosh, get your tag team partner ready, Theo and Arn are coming for ya.

Brendan is a great punching bag for Theo's jokes.

i want an hour of them just roasting each other

They both show so much restraint, considering that the one could easily destroy the other, and vice versa in different ways

Brendan seemed legit irritated when they were talking about him fighting

@MADVILLIAN777

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 He was feckin freaking!

5:45 Q:What happened to your ankles!? A: I ran too far... Theo: get a map bruh