Statement.

@mechicanalnumbariaro

8 жыл бұрын

and what a fine one it is.

@meam8493

8 жыл бұрын

3 Years Later Statement

@carltonbanks9982

8 жыл бұрын

Dad!

@acfreak55

8 жыл бұрын

+Uncle Phil This is a black thing isnt it?

@carltonbanks9982

8 жыл бұрын

will you make me a sandwich?

I think one of the most underrated and simple bits is the shot of Will in bed at the hospital, possibly comatose or hooked up to life support, and the crowd laughs like it's the funniest thing they've ever seen.

@philcollinslover56705

5 ай бұрын

I'm so broken. I started laughing from reading this, and I haven't even seen it yet.

@vedji1857

2 ай бұрын

1:57 time stamp

@lambdog

25 күн бұрын

oh my god i've been rewatching this video for years and this is the first time i've noticed!! thats absurd thank u for pointing that out cx

@rattyeely

21 күн бұрын

It's so subtle because it almost feels like something you would see in the regular sitcom

5:07 Carlton completely derailing his negotiation with the police by incessantly repeating his name like a lunatic is the funniest shit ever.

I like that he feels the need to explain how Uncle Phil came back to life but Will gets shot and killed and is just back 3 years later

@group2gaming

Жыл бұрын

obviously popeye helped him

@hamburg4034

Жыл бұрын

He was confirmed to be God in fesh pince 1 so its fitting he comes back 3 years later

@aluthewox467

Жыл бұрын

He survived but somehow got framed for his own murder attempt

@ElephasXFalconeri

2 ай бұрын

He ate all his breffmints

@Zihantel

Ай бұрын

He's Hancock, but hasn't awakened his full potential yet

I like the idea that Uncle Phil just walks around saying 'Phillip Banks" like a pokemon whenever he's not on screen

@Onigirli

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol

@foxbramble

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck Phillip Banks, Banks wants to empty our banks, fill our streets with banks, and run a bank-making operation out of his Banks.

@daveidmarx8296

5 жыл бұрын

Do Pokemon walk around saying "Phillips Banks"??? I've never watched Pokemon, but if this is the case, I will absolutely start watching!

@cassdy91

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@hudgynsasdarl6967

5 жыл бұрын

But @@foxbramble, aren't some of those banks?

Not only does this take place over the course of 21 years and takes place in nine different televisions, it also takes place in Mario's dream.

@Rezuaq

8 жыл бұрын

DEEPEST LORE

@Giles1814

8 жыл бұрын

It's called inception

@robertbaldie7

7 жыл бұрын

This whole thing is the biggest fairy-tale I've ever seen.

@Sjimmijim

7 жыл бұрын

FAIRY TALE

@carterwolk1242

7 жыл бұрын

Thomas's Mediocre KZread Channel wow, 21 years. You must feel emotions.

"If only dad would fix the air conditioner in the pool house. How can he be so cruel-house?" That line used to make me laugh like a maniac. It has been six years since I last watched this, and it still makes me crack up.

@lavans5721

8 ай бұрын

I want you to know, I think about this quote near weekly

@SapphireHeartTippy

7 ай бұрын

Do you know how humiliating it is..... To have a son?!?!

@ElFreakinCid

6 ай бұрын

@@SapphireHeartTippy *(cries and turns into Lucas)*

@yurinoworry

5 ай бұрын

12:11

@lemonaut1

2 ай бұрын

the fact that no one in irl would EVER say this

It's been years and I still crack up at "YOUR GRANDCHILDREN ARE GOING TO NEED GRANDCHILDREN LAWYERS"

@jj01221

3 жыл бұрын

I’m Henry Firth

@galatron510

3 жыл бұрын

Audience applause

@supermariobro93

3 жыл бұрын

“Mr. Firth, would you please sit down?”

@dannychenski687

3 жыл бұрын

HEY!.... You dont TALK to my wife like that

@HoshizakiYoshimasa

2 жыл бұрын

I'm Henry Firth!

“They sent him *back* in time.” *THREE YEARS LATER*

@knivesinmediaog

4 жыл бұрын

If they're from the future, that would be the past. Thus! The statement was and is true--hey! You don't talk to my wife like that!

@philadler7399

4 жыл бұрын

@@knivesinmediaog Who do you think you're talking-!

@djk1288

4 жыл бұрын

@@philadler7399 I'm Henry Firth!

@philadler7399

4 жыл бұрын

@@djk1288 Mr. Firth, will you please sit down!

@djk1288

4 жыл бұрын

Phil Adler HEY! You don't talk to my wife that way!

Release that damn Fesh Pince 3 or I'm gonna sit down... EDIT 2024: Milk. It's Legal.

@dicedmeat7857

7 жыл бұрын

Anthony J Your grandchildren are gonna need GRANDCHILDREN lawyers!!!

@hudgynsasdarl6967

6 жыл бұрын

I'm Henry Firth.

@viggo8213

5 жыл бұрын

@@hudgynsasdarl6967 wooOOHH

@emirlsanchos6302

5 жыл бұрын

JustinJKJ Mister Firth, would you please sit down?

@ItzDrPlow

5 жыл бұрын

HEY. YOU DONT TALK TO MY WIFE LIKE THAT

Can we just talk about how not only does Will’s dad leave, come back, and then leave a second time, but when Will invites him to dinner the first time, it takes him three years just to show up. And then he doesn’t show up again for another *nine* years! How could he be so cruel house?

@Aka_plays.

9 ай бұрын

TO HELL WITH HIM! HE IS NOT MY MOTHER!

@vedji1857

7 ай бұрын

Well he’s not *meant* to be here for Will. He’s meant to be here for Geoffrey.

@Aka_plays.

7 ай бұрын

@@vedji1857 _Geoffrey.exe has encountered error._

@Tunkkis

6 ай бұрын

​@@Aka_plays. Ya' kno' what I'm sayin'?

@ElFreakinCid

6 ай бұрын

@@Tunkkis Bull! BULL! Will is not a bowl!

Uncle Phil's reaction to being told he can only have 1 meatball at 11:52 made me laugh so hard I thought my ribs were going to break.

@alejandrovaldez893

Жыл бұрын

This is so weird. We're both watching this in 2023 and I also can't stop laughing at that face and noise he makes when told he can only have one meatball.

@vedji1857

10 ай бұрын

And three years later he gets off to provocative images of meatballs in a large leather book.

@Aka_plays.

9 ай бұрын

How could he be so cruelhouse?

I like how this poop takes place over 21 years.

@eesedesesesrdtsuperjoshuab7907

6 жыл бұрын

thapoint09 3 years later

@slowfreq

5 жыл бұрын

♫ A man and a woman had AIDS, yes they did, yes they did~ ♫

@omarmickelson1204

5 жыл бұрын

You actually counted it too? I figured out that the story finishes in 2035.

@lochrine-8432

5 жыл бұрын

thapoint09 8:26 *THANK YOU HONEY*

@chuckled125

5 жыл бұрын

@@omarmickelson1204 and Will is 35 by the end

"Carlton you ever feel like this?" *_WHACK_*

@AwesomeMooseSmile

5 жыл бұрын

All the time

@thehammurabichode7994

4 жыл бұрын

@@AwesomeMooseSmile I love that he looks so sure of himself after he says that

@nicklespale22

4 жыл бұрын

@@AwesomeMooseSmile *chill music starts again*

@Doll_ie

3 жыл бұрын

@@AwesomeMooseSmile *Distorted laugh track* "Come here, come here, you see that guy over there? I think he likes you."

@jesseozuna9544

3 жыл бұрын

Well when you look this good you have to get used to it

"No more hugs, Will." "MAN, YOU OWE ME!" "Oh, okay"

@PinkManGuy

Жыл бұрын

I love how low quality the "oh ok" is

@hpholland

Жыл бұрын

@@PinkManGuyand the popeye title screen 😂

@fortisetlenisstudios3352

Жыл бұрын

**gun cocks** "What's that?" "It's a gun!"

@DSMTheEditor

Жыл бұрын

giMMe a hUg mAn

@rampantmutt9119

10 ай бұрын

​@@PinkManGuyApparently Krobo did that line himself.

10:56 it's like he's trying to laugh alongside uncle phil to mask how upset he really is

I just realized the AC in the pool house was broken for more than 6 years. How COULD he be so cruel house?

@YouArentSlick

5 жыл бұрын

Ryan Tries also Will’s father was like 9 years late for their trip and still ended up canceling last minute, what a dick

@coolguy02536

4 жыл бұрын

He's a cruel house

@GioTheVax

4 жыл бұрын

@@YouArentSlick just like in the show

@bonjoviwankenobi8533

4 жыл бұрын

He's nasty nasty, not paying for the AC

@brianbailey904

4 жыл бұрын

It’s all Geoffrey’s fault. By only allowing Phil to have one Swedish meatball, he made Phil cruelhouse for the next 6+ years. Observe: 11:53

"Mr. Banks, your opening statement?" "Statement." Brilliant start, and it only got better from there!

@taimak123

9 жыл бұрын

Let me tell you boys something about women. "Something about women."

@JunKazamaFan

9 жыл бұрын

taimak123 Uncle Funcle is the king of telling it like it is.

@clapthonyclaptano3922

9 жыл бұрын

The best part was.... WHEN WILL WAS A BABY I WAS AFRAID OF BABIES.

@hpholland

Жыл бұрын

@@taimak123”Nevavnevavnevavnevavnevav”

5:03 I love bits like these where it sounds like a slick sample for an avant-garde hip-hop beat

@Baitsimsons

2 ай бұрын

Lol

14:23 god, remember when “sus” was just a ytp thing?

@itwontcomeout5678

2 жыл бұрын

HoH SiS SauS

@Butts666

2 жыл бұрын

BLELB SPOOPS.

@Zappa_boi

3 күн бұрын

WHAT'S A WOMAN?

Hey Carlton, you ever feel like THIS? *hits him* All the time.

@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901

5 жыл бұрын

Relatable

@qrtrx4

3 ай бұрын

Come here! Come Here! See that dude over there? I think he likes you!

"Mr. Firth could you please sit down?" "HEY! You don't talk to my wife like that"

@Carlium

4 жыл бұрын

@StartGame88 WOOOOOOOO!!!

'You're grandchildren are gonna need grandchildren lawyers" and "How could he be so cruelhouse" among many other phrases from this series are somehow still in my vocabulary to this day.

"If only Dad would fix the air conditioning in the poolhouse. How could he be so cruelhouse?" I've repeated this phrase way more than anyone should

@Aka_plays.

8 ай бұрын

Shut up, Will.

turn one of the saddest episodes in TV history to one of the funniest lmao

@Onigirli

6 жыл бұрын

That editting to make it look like his dad walked back into the room just to immediately walk back out again wordlessly made me laugh like nothing else. Uncle Fill's laughter with the Bowser death clip playing lmao

@Actively_Schizoing

6 жыл бұрын

360player0000 why saddest

@eugeneketaminekrebs3403

6 жыл бұрын

timc 39; it was about Will’s father. And we get to know why he abandoned him

@TheOtherLogan

5 жыл бұрын

".....Hah-hah..."

@christopherwall2121

5 жыл бұрын

@@OldIronJohnson "PHO-PHO-PHOOONE!" (Aunt Viv's head explodes)

The fact that he took the four darkest episodes (Will gets shot, Uncle Phil’s heart attack, the emotional scene with Will’s dad, and when Will and Carlton get arrested) and made them funny is fantastic!

@aarondavis8943

2 жыл бұрын

Carlton as a banger is the most pathetic thing in history. He does not deserve a sandwich.

@taimak123

2 жыл бұрын

As Ashley said, it’s not funny

@Circuitssmith

2 жыл бұрын

@@taimak123 Ashley got home twenty minutes ago, she’s upstairs talking on the phone. Don’t I feel like an idiot!

@Unikittylul

Жыл бұрын

Also snippets of the episode where Will married a woman just so he could do it (where the 3 years later transition comes from)

@PinkManGuy

Жыл бұрын

"Hah hah."

Carlton's Two Activities: 1. Declaring his identity. 2. Requesting the construction of an edible layered sculpture.

@bobalinx8762

Жыл бұрын

Geoffrey’s activity: Denying Carlton of his request for said edible sculpture.

@ArthurCallahan899

Жыл бұрын

That will most likely never get

@Sarkeysmusic

Жыл бұрын

@@bobalinx8762 and glitching

@stone9946

Жыл бұрын

"Will you make me a sandwich "

@ArthurCallahan899

Жыл бұрын

@@stone9946 "No"

Phil saying his name like a Pokémon when he walks in gotta be the most underrated moment in this

"My buddy likes you" *runs over to unlock cell* This is the best

6:27 I, too, announce my presence when entering a room by continuously repeating my full name.

@chimarajigsawlord

4 жыл бұрын

Potato Potatwa Potato Potatwa

@TornaitSuperBird

4 жыл бұрын

EntityZero he's a Pokemon!

@Imsoflattered0

4 жыл бұрын

This killed me😂

@itwontcomeout5678

4 жыл бұрын

Squirtle Squirtle

@anonomousous

3 жыл бұрын

Are you autistic?

“This is terrible, I’m retarded” is a thought that I have often in that exact cadence

@x_VineM_x

7 ай бұрын

💯

I love Vivian's reaction at 9:51--as though Phil stretching out like that was what actually happened xD

@DSMTheEditor

7 ай бұрын

Uncle Phil also gotta stay flexible, you know what I'm saying

@DTheAustralian

7 ай бұрын

@@DSMTheEditor you know what I'm sayin'?

@DSMTheEditor

7 ай бұрын

@@DTheAustralian i said SIT DOOOOOOWN

*Fesh Pince 1 gets taken down yet again* WHAT?! BRING HIM BACK, BRING HIM BACK, BRING HIM BACK!!!

@dracodeanglicus3857

3 жыл бұрын

GeneralHorse Radish _it doesn’t get put back up again_ ‘ok, somebody bury this.’

HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE FOR YOU. HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE FOR GEOFFREY

@acfreak55

8 жыл бұрын

+MrMailboss UHDEHDUEHDUEHDUEHDUEHDUYEHDUE

@toadatdohtown

8 жыл бұрын

+acfreak55 TO HELL WITH HIM!

@DylanHlava

8 жыл бұрын

+Toadat D'oh-Town Mr. Smith has arrived.

@unknownexplorer2645

6 жыл бұрын

"Ha-ha..."

@NinjaGodzilla

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not funny!

4:51 is the funniest moment to me, the way that he just cuts Will off and tells him to die is way too funny to me

"let those damn boys outa there or I'm gonna sit down" sent shivers down my spine

The “Oh okay” kills me every time.

I do believe it's high time we see the Fesh Pince 3.

@the_original_Bilb_Ono

8 жыл бұрын

WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK, YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER!

@MrCameronfan1

8 жыл бұрын

+Bilb Ono Order in the court!!

@danner253

8 жыл бұрын

+The Average Guy Noh

@kemosonicfan123lbp

8 жыл бұрын

ITS HIGH NOON

@Duskool

8 жыл бұрын

I believe it's time to make me a Sandwich

“Okay, I think you know who you’re talking to. I’m Carlton. Carlton Banks, you’re talking to. Carlton, it’s Carlton, Carlton, Carlton, Carlton.” is unironically my favorite underrated bit from this. Takes characterization to the extreme!

6:38 literally made me do a spit take 😂

@lavans5721

Жыл бұрын

"FUCK YO FATHER, FUCK YOU N***A, YOU'RE A FOAM!"

@eternallyhappy247

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn’t take that

@youisiaint

Жыл бұрын

You're a PHONE!

@OmriSama

Жыл бұрын

Ahahahaha haha hahahaha hahahaha

"Whatever he needed whether it was pants or chicken." Underrated line.

@sumvs5992

4 жыл бұрын

What about winnigish? Or a leg or brerb?

@nachosrios8882

4 жыл бұрын

@@sumvs5992 late reply

@dominusempyreus2383

4 жыл бұрын

@@nachosrios8882 early reply

@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley

4 жыл бұрын

@@nachosrios8882 It's not too late, it's never too late.

@lordmalal

3 жыл бұрын

This is a black thing, isn't it?

Fesh pince 1 and 2 are the godfather pt. 1 & 2 of the ytp world.

@tStevester83

4 жыл бұрын

And just like the godfather, the second part is far superior

@omarmickelson1204

4 жыл бұрын

And "The Flesh Pinch of Ball Hair" is like a Scorcese film. A lot of the same ideas, and same actors, but an entirely different animal in the best possible way.

@gnalkhere

3 жыл бұрын

@@omarmickelson1204 it's the Irishman of the YTP world, in that it's overly long but not a single moment feels wasted

@SinclairS2Engine

3 жыл бұрын

So if theres a 3rd Fesh pince, its gonna be pretty average compared to the first two?

@thecianinator

3 жыл бұрын

The French Prick of Hell's Fair would be Goodfellas

GOD the way the phone rings at 4:40 Is so funny to me

Lou: "I gotta stay flexible, you know what I'm saying" Uncle Phil: *begins to stretch himself outward* "Oh yeah, I know what you're saying" Such an underrated line.

@Jack5Official

2 жыл бұрын

Will is gonna be crushed.

@vedji1857

10 ай бұрын

Uncle Phil takes things too literally. That’s why he thinks Grandchildren need grandchildren specific lawyers

“Do you know how humiliating it is to have a son.” *Cries and turns into Lucas from Mother 3*

@ComradeCowboy3141

3 жыл бұрын

*I W A N T Y O U R B O D I E S*

@HunterIsRad

3 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOOOoood...

@ik0la

2 жыл бұрын

lucas wouldn't know a lot about having parental figures

@ik0la

2 жыл бұрын

@Anti Guy Yea, but he abandons Lucas to go look for Claus for years

This is an absolute masterpiece.

@bobbobinson7788

6 жыл бұрын

Oh wow it's the funny guy, how come I haven't seen this comment here before KZread!?

@SlimbTheSlime

5 жыл бұрын

@Gorrest Fump The phone’s dead, WILL

@brunobucciaratiswife

3 жыл бұрын

This is a black thing isn’t it?

@dracodeanglicus3857

3 жыл бұрын

@@brunobucciaratiswife _’I don’t have a biiiig BUTT like my worthy adversary Philip Banks.’_

@cangrejopendejo4909

2 жыл бұрын

NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS!

Yep, it's time to come back here.

4:08 "LET THOSE DAMN BOYS OUTTA THERE OR IM GONNA SIT DOWN "

"If only Dad would fix the air conditioner at the pool house. How could he be so cruel-house!"

@dracodeanglicus3857

3 жыл бұрын

_’shhhut up Will.’_

@evans7969

3 жыл бұрын

Weird timing that I scrolled to the comments just as this part came up in the video lmao.

@jjammmees

3 жыл бұрын

We believe that we should leave the internet as fluid and flexible and free as it has been.

@lemonbreadsf3828

3 жыл бұрын

@@jjammmees ok

@jjammmees

3 жыл бұрын

@@lemonbreadsf3828 That's good?

"I think I'm having a heart attack-" "WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK? YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER!"

"Is that guy a cop?" "I think that's my father." "So is he a cop?"

“You see that dude over there?” “Is he a cop?” “He’s my father” “So is he a cop?”

10:21 After years of watching this I just now realized the chameleon on his back.

@callmewumple

3 жыл бұрын

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one

@mitchelllongmuir4336

3 жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT

@FatedFalcon

3 жыл бұрын

Same, took me 5 years to notice. A very subtle joke, but a damn good one.

@ClemPal

3 жыл бұрын

there's a few scattered throughout the video supposedly, I only found another one on Will's back between 0:44 - 0:45 but it goes by quick O_O

@omarmickelson1204

3 жыл бұрын

@@ClemPal whoa, good eye.

This video belongs in the Smithsonian

@karmaloaf3923

4 жыл бұрын

The Will Smithsonian

@SchneiderAndAndropov

4 жыл бұрын

Karma Loaf underrated reply lmao

@user-uw5sv8te4b

4 жыл бұрын

The smimsoiton

@fortisetlenisstudios3352

4 жыл бұрын

So does the first video!

@shanerhekman

3 жыл бұрын

Criterion Collection rerelease when

There are so many tiny details - the tiny “e” that flies out of Will’s mouth at 10:35 - just incredible

3:45 to 13:01 Best sequence in YTP history for me. Just joke after joke after joke. All of them absolutely hilarious. I showed this to people who never seen YTPs and they were laughing so much!

@70sman

2 жыл бұрын

HEY! You don't talk to my wife like that.

@hpholland

Жыл бұрын

@@70sman”…I’m Henry Firth…”

Criminally underrated part: "Wow. Fourteen years. You must feel emotions."

@dracodeanglicus3857

3 жыл бұрын

*_’DEMON SOUNDS.’_*

@supermariobro93

3 жыл бұрын

@@dracodeanglicus3857 “I’m here for you, my brother… _mAkE mE a SaNdWiCh?”_ 😌🙌🥪

@dracodeanglicus3857

3 жыл бұрын

@@supermariobro93 (Will’s nose inflates) _Three Years Later..._

@davisbowe8668

2 жыл бұрын

I thought he was saying "emotionless", which makes it even funnier imo.

@Xpwnxage

2 жыл бұрын

@@davisbowe8668 That is what he's saying. ... Will you make me a sandwich?

"My buddy likes you" *Instantly lets prisoner out*

Carlton as Lucas at 12:34 is the esoteric humor that gives me life!

7:25 Will: "I guess we both said some things we didn't mean". Phil: "I meant what I said, I'm having a heart attack." Lolz.

11:34 “-it’s so hot out there, the uh-huh girls just went UHHUHUHHHHUUUUUHH.} Killed me.

@ootfan7882

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@zaczac5281

4 жыл бұрын

11:22

@chll-zentertainment9287

4 жыл бұрын

😂💀

@MyChannelsNameIs

4 жыл бұрын

I'm actually having difficulty breathing

@dracodeanglicus3857

3 жыл бұрын

WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER!!

I found a problem with this YTP. If they invent a cure for death, only usable once, but they also have a time machine, they could go back to the moment before the cure was used and use it again. However, that could be a black thing.

@jeffaaa4984

8 жыл бұрын

There is an obvious solution to this! Making me a sandwitch.

@muffchuff9220

8 жыл бұрын

I'm having a heart attack

@jeffaaa4984

8 жыл бұрын

WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK!

@muffchuff9220

8 жыл бұрын

+Jordan keane (X) What the heck can you say about Philip banks?

@jeffaaa4984

8 жыл бұрын

OK somebody bury this!

i think im having a heart attack..

@tamarrtolbert9562

3 жыл бұрын

WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK? You’re not my mother!!!

@Ozymandias2x

3 жыл бұрын

I'm worried about you, Fatty!

@dracodeanglicus3857

3 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry that everybody can’t be as stupit as you, Uncle Fill.

@brunobucciaratiswife

3 жыл бұрын

How could you be so cruelhouse?!

@dracodeanglicus3857

3 жыл бұрын

@@brunobucciaratiswife _Stupit...Stupit...Stupit... Uncle fill... Uncle fill... Uncle fill..._

6:37 "Fuck yo father. Fuck YOU nigga! You're a PHONE!!" The editing on that is utter perfection. It sounds so much like he actually said it, and his intensity even elevates realistically as he pours on the insults. That's my favorite Fesh Pince moment by far. I don't even use profanity in my speech, but that line is so freakin' hilarious to me, idk why! I guess I just love how he ends the stream of insults with calling him a phone 🤣🤣

Approximately 18 years pass during this video.

@DumDoDoor

9 жыл бұрын

What about that time travel part?

@Parnifia

9 жыл бұрын

That's why I said "approximately." ;9

@DumDoDoor

9 жыл бұрын

Not to sound like a dummy, but I sort of lost track with "3 years later" over and over and it's pretty funny where the characters ended up. This video doesn't make too much sense to be honest, but who cares about that, it is funny. xD

@Parnifia

9 жыл бұрын

Grandpa Scout Yeah, I'll be honest, you didn't come across as being particularly bright. My original post was mostly just a joke, that I counted how many times the "3 years later" bit was used. It held no significance. But whatever. It's the internet. If you want to seek meaning in a meaningless statement, nobody can rightfully stop you.

@DumDoDoor

9 жыл бұрын

Parnifia the Bastard Yeah I suppose, I need to return to kindergarten class to learn numbers over 10. It's been far to long that I cannot count to 3... err... well, close to 2.99.

Actually, I thought this was *better* than the first one. You've out-crapped yourself!

@marlon6116

9 жыл бұрын

Would you make me a sandwich?

@snooPINGAS

9 жыл бұрын

pls overfill me with ur sweg

@snooPINGAS

9 жыл бұрын

2muchwork4me

@liquidchato

9 жыл бұрын

Ah, cs188 a wonderful pooper, two of my favorite poopers on one channel.

@VHSo_o

9 жыл бұрын

Z E R O Shut up, Will.

12:05 gets me every single time

2:06 the laughter to sad aw’s is genius

That moment when Will's dad leaves, then comes back to the house, then leaves again just to be sure Will saw him leave that time. What a terrible father.

@anyertwopack628

9 жыл бұрын

Its strange that you can still see the sadness in the source material despite the fact that this is a YTP

@hustlerfour

9 жыл бұрын

Anyer Twopack Watching anime teaches you to pay attention to mundane details and try to find forced meaning in everything Yes I'm looking at you madoka and shingeki

@anyertwopack628

9 жыл бұрын

I dont watch anime.

@DrilRemover

9 жыл бұрын

Anyer Twopack Good

@StarfruitsurfridaHHH

9 жыл бұрын

bgirlNOZOMI Will had a good laugh about it at 10:52 didn't he? But then again it wasn't suppose to funny, never mind.

After seeing this countless times, I JUST noticed the ‘e’ while Will speaks at 10:34. Love it.

@NinaNooneknows

4 жыл бұрын

He takes after his father

@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz

4 жыл бұрын

I noticed it too

@ericstaples7220

4 жыл бұрын

Good eye.

@triplecrosscounter

4 жыл бұрын

Uncle Phil does it too when he says Geoffrey

@mousermind

2 жыл бұрын

E's not supposed to be here for you! E's supposed to be here for Geoffrey!

A really underrated line from this is "Why do you shave Ashley's ass cheeks?" Gets me everytime 😆😆😆.

1:43 "I. Pulled. Up to the cabin and I yelled to the cabbie *A U A U A U G H* " Damn it that will ALWAYS get. Every single time.

This video officially ruined my first viewing of Papas got a brand new excuse. I was laughing my ass off throughout all of Lou and Uncle Phil's conversation because I could unhear the "are you happ-eeee"

@deadaccountlol9189

4 жыл бұрын

Same When he said "How come he doesn't want me, man" I started cracking up. "Haa Haa"

@charmandyorton006

4 жыл бұрын

He's supposed to be here for GeoffrEEEEEE

@diabl2master

4 жыл бұрын

Is it mostly from that one episode?

@philadler7399

4 жыл бұрын

@@diabl2master The pool house/cruel house/courthouse one is a different episode.

@DragonNexus

4 жыл бұрын

Same with the first one of these. "And you Find Geoffrey And you FIND Geoffrey And you *FIND* Geoffrey AND YOU **FIND** Geoffrey

"Who is in charge here?" "I am." "HEY! You don't talk to my wife like that!"

@WillEatForFood

8 жыл бұрын

Would you please sit down?

@willjohnson6444

8 жыл бұрын

+Internet Anarchist™ don't tell us to sit down!

@Ball4184

8 жыл бұрын

+LolzLolzFTW Mr. Firth, could you please sit down? HEY! You don't talk to my wife like that!

@YouArentSlick

8 жыл бұрын

+GameGenes I'm Henry Firth...

@WillEatForFood

8 жыл бұрын

WowzaBoyz Mr. Firth would you please sit down

DO YOU KNOW. HOW HUMILIATING IT IS. TO HAVE A SON

@tStevester83

2 жыл бұрын

*cries and turns into Lucas from Mother 3*

"If only Dad could fix the air conditioner in the poolhouse, how could he be so cruelhouse?"

You sell fish *OOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH* you sell fish *OOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH*

*You sell fish* OOOOoooh !! *You sell fish* OOOOoooh !! *You sell fish* OOOOoooh !!

@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45

6 жыл бұрын

HaaH HaaH.

@supermariobro93

3 жыл бұрын

@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 Ashley: “It’s not funny!” 😒

AND THEN HE SLAPPED ME AT THE OSCARS

@wetbeef

2 жыл бұрын

Hey chris you ever feel like *THIS*

@dracodeanglicus3857

Жыл бұрын

_This is a black thing isn’t it?_

@harukogaki

Жыл бұрын

@@wetbeef all the time lol

@ultraturbojack2926

Жыл бұрын

(Screeching woman)

@aguamam

Жыл бұрын

You don't TALK to my wife like that

If there was ever a "Fesh Pince Greatest Songs" compilation, my favorite of all would be "You Sell Fish" with Carlton spraying Will's face. Always a classic tune.

Even 3 years later this YTP still holds.

@papayer

7 жыл бұрын

you mean *THREE YEARS LATER*

@supermariobro93

5 жыл бұрын

* 21 years

@jubilantsleep

5 жыл бұрын

4 years now

@hakbak3991

5 жыл бұрын

5 years and it keeps going

@outtakefiend6839

5 жыл бұрын

I want the return with fesh pince 3

If only dad would fix the air conditioning in the pool house. How could he so so cruel *house* ?

@Derrickstare

6 жыл бұрын

came to the comments to see this line, it's what made me laugh the most lmao. 12:12

@xPrecisionx

6 жыл бұрын

"Do you know how humiliating it is to have a son?"

@Onigirli

6 жыл бұрын

His sense of humor is sublime and I hope he has more material in him. Perfectly satisfied with what he's put out already though, much appreciated

@newfoundrooski

6 жыл бұрын

“Hello Mr. Bbbbbbb”

@ZbJeeBies

5 жыл бұрын

"what's she doing?" "uncle phill, she--" *AGRESSIVE CHRISTMAS BARKING*

3:01 Will predicted what he would do at the Oscars

@IAmInfinitus208

2 жыл бұрын

I knew someone was gonna write that eventually in this vid.

@cbrad-eo6nt

2 жыл бұрын

How could he be so cruelhouse?

@Silverwind87

2 жыл бұрын

@@cbrad-eo6nt Did Chris Rock not feel PAIN when he was HURT? Did he not shit? Did he not drerj? He was only human, but yes he was chicken and waffles.

@trentthehandrocker1292

Жыл бұрын

1:20 really will? I thought you were the one doing the slapping

@djbackspin911

Жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness

We miss you We love you dad

@aceg.rookie

Жыл бұрын

We miss you We love you dad

@HoshizakiYoshimasa

Жыл бұрын

Awwwwww!

I know it's just a YTP, but 4:54 is pretty much in-character for Geoffrey.

@ootfan7882

5 жыл бұрын

That makes it even funnier

@thehammurabichode7994

4 жыл бұрын

Click 4:58 to 5:00 to see him groove

@epsilon1572

4 жыл бұрын

“Children. *demonic grunting*”

@zaczac5281

4 жыл бұрын

9:50

@nicojipe3677

4 жыл бұрын

@@thehammurabichode7994 now i need a gif of that jeffrey groovin

12:15 How could it be so cruel house?

12:55 Ointments...ointments ointments ointments

Still hoping for a Pt 3 where Carlton finally gets that sandwich.

@Sarkeysmusic

Жыл бұрын

he did in the first one

@bongibot1104

Жыл бұрын

@@Sarkeysmusic and immediately threw it away lol

@escalatorgoddess2078

Жыл бұрын

Uncle Phil made him one. Sex.

@cocofellas

Жыл бұрын

How could he be so cruelhouse?

@therealslimsadie.

8 ай бұрын

Part 3 confirmed

All Carlton ever wanted was a sandwich and an operational pool house air conditioner.

@joweechao

9 жыл бұрын

How could Uncle Phil be so cruel house?

@carltonbanks9982

8 жыл бұрын

truly the world is a sad place

@christianrandle9343

8 жыл бұрын

+Carlton Banks hi

@christianrandle9343

8 жыл бұрын

Hello carlton

Now this is a story all about a couple 'a guys that were up to no good, shootin' sum Ball Ball outside my neighborhood! When a couple 'a *Ganondorfs* started chillin' out, relaxin' all cool shootin' sum B-Ball outside the school 'n all shootin' sum B-Ball-all-*all*-*all...* and my mom got scared and said "You're movin'!". I pulled up to a cabin and I yelled to the cabin "AAAAAAAAAAUGH!", the cabin got scared and a guy started shootin'! **bang**

@dancingdude32

8 жыл бұрын

Thank you sir

1:14-1:22 why isn't anyone talking about this hilarious sequence? 7:24 comedy gold

What we learn from Will's father: He's a cop He doesn't think He's scared of babies He has to stay f l e x i b l e He hasn't seen Will since he was 3 years old Uncle Phil is not his mother Uncle Phil is a better man than him He sits down He ain't got time for no lectures He ain't got time

@trentthehandrocker1292

2 жыл бұрын

He's not supposed to be there for Will, hes supposed to be there for Geoffrey

@releasethekraken5039

Жыл бұрын

One more thing: E.

When Will was a BABY I was scared of BABIES

@taimak123

5 жыл бұрын

CUT THE CRAP!

@warwatch2614

5 жыл бұрын

e

@taimak123

5 жыл бұрын

chris you a better man than me-e-e eeeeeeee? You happ-e?

@ghost6896

4 жыл бұрын

*Distorted Phil Grunts*

@zacri9434

4 жыл бұрын

Sit down I ain't got time for your lecture SITDOW

"This is a story all about how" "What is this?" This is a story all about how" "Shut up Will"

One of the alltime best YTP-Videos ever made. Rest In Peace Uncle Phil and Shredder, we will never forget you James Avery.

love the new thumbnail logo but i gotta admit i miss the old uncle phil one for this

when a couple'a *ganondorfs*

@ootfan7882

4 жыл бұрын

*Zelda fans be like*

@tStevester83

4 жыл бұрын

Chillin out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside the school and all shooting some b-ball-all.........

@Doll_ie

3 жыл бұрын

@@tStevester83 "And my mom got scared she said: "You're moving." Up to the cabin, I yelled to the Cabin: "AAAAAAHHHHH!" And the cabin got scared and a couple of guys started shootin'."

@josukefrthistime

3 жыл бұрын

@@Doll_ie Look out look Out!! (Shoot)

@Doll_ie

3 жыл бұрын

@@josukefrthistime *Will's mom enters* *Kisses Will* "GAY! AHAHAHAHAH!" *exits the room*

Please never stop making these

@KroboPro

9 жыл бұрын

I can't imagine I ever will.

@bryant1425

9 жыл бұрын

Dikekike/KroboProductions I LOVE YOU DAD

@woodenlock2215

9 жыл бұрын

***** Get ready for the butthurt storm.

@lowcountrykingdom

9 жыл бұрын

Dikekike/KroboProductions can we hire you to make us a music video? Ur work is f#$%ing epic.

@Lanephotography222

9 жыл бұрын

***** You're opinion is SHIIIYYYYIIIIIT and that makes you SHIIIYIIIIT too!

7:41 something about the photo of Uncle Phil glitching just gets me, I swear it’s the little random things that get me

10:41 I like it he when he shouted at him as his head got shrunk lol.