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@NanosoftRussia

5 ай бұрын

Your promo code isnt workin :(

@DittoBrando

5 ай бұрын

if you eat enough cabbage fast enough your character likes it in RSC

@nigel2228

5 ай бұрын

promo code doesnt work btw

@Lepowdy

5 ай бұрын

@@nigel2228 I sent an email to the devs and got it fixed, the code now works! :)

@Lepowdy

5 ай бұрын

I sent an email to the devs and got it fixed, the code now works! :) @@NanosoftRussia

I fucking lost it at the Potato cult and Onion Cult joining forces. WTF is this game

@japonieczpolski2903

5 ай бұрын

Just childish memories. Now its grind in osrs and p2w in rs3

@JZblue9

5 ай бұрын

@@japonieczpolski2903 shame, the last big dumb community thing i remember was cr1tikal and his monkey nut collection. that was like 2 years ago

@nartdarym4237

5 ай бұрын

🥺

@beardsntools

5 ай бұрын

autism scape

@Reg_The_Galah

5 ай бұрын

its autism personified

Heya! This is Ignite 168/Iggy. I go by Iglw now and still log on to OSRS every now and then. It's absolutely surreal that people are still telling our story so many years later! I think I got credited for a few things that were already in place before I inherited leadership from Blackbane, but overall I'm amazed that you went through and did reenactments/animations of our cult events and even some of the stories we had in the GBoK. So awesome, I love it! Thank you so much for making this video. Kah Bah Gee!

@beardsntools

5 ай бұрын

Of course you still login to osrs.. you still have autism like everyone else playing the official rsps :)

@DrOmegaBattleSphere

5 ай бұрын

Share the lore!

@RogierVJ

5 ай бұрын

Love it, things like these gave RuneScape so much character!

@beardsntools

5 ай бұрын

@@RogierVJ the avtistic character? Lol

@theoyourecool

5 ай бұрын

from one theo to another, u did an amazing job running ur cult!

"You just do the same thing in this game. Just clicking on things" goes on to pick over 100 thousand cabbages.

@FumblsTheSniper

5 ай бұрын

What is life But clicking on rocks What is life

@SaltDawgz95

5 ай бұрын

tuhhhhh

@Dafuro

5 ай бұрын

Before enlightenment chop wood and carry water after enlightenment chop wood carry water

@RamadaArtist

4 ай бұрын

I mean, he kind of made his point though. Dude basically said, "I could play this game or I could pick 100k cabbages, and it would be the same either way; watch."

"An unexplainable fixation with cabbage" My autistic ass: I think I can explain it.

@nikitaworsley

5 ай бұрын

Cabbage is just his flavour of autism, gotta respect the grind ahaha

@jadiellima8922

5 ай бұрын

Please do it?

@olliefischer

5 ай бұрын

​@@jadiellima8922 no, like, that's the entirety of the explanation--not to armchair diagnose, but random fixations and obsessions like that are very common amongst autistic folk. like for example in middle school i was obsessed with traffic cones for a hot minute. my mom got me a traffic cone for my birthday and everything

@ChickenJoe-tq6xd

4 ай бұрын

@@olliefischerbro what 💀 traffic comes?

@logantheloopholer6222

2 ай бұрын

@@olliefischer I've got 4 traffic cones stacked up that I decorate like a christmas tree every year.

Order of Cabbage is still around if you know where to look...

@Exlaax

5 ай бұрын

Is this from oblivion hahaha

@dereks8786

5 ай бұрын

Fufufufufufu......

@kingbball66

5 ай бұрын

Shadow hide you

@austinwilburn1772

5 ай бұрын

(*equip ghost robes, ghost speak amulet, ring of visibility*) Alright tell me your secrets.

@elizabethmichaels3101

5 ай бұрын

Are they with the cabbages?

Oh my god, it all makes sense now. As a kid I was always like: why are there so many cabbages on the floor?

"Yum, not yuck" just brought back so many memories for me.

@soundspoon

5 ай бұрын

you will never be a woman

@hankybanister1

3 күн бұрын

Me to my wife now

For the record: Cabbage tastes great if you cook it properly My suggestion: something we had often as kids Several pork loin chops with prepped and chopped cabbage or whole cabbage leaves, after boiling the cabbage for a bit and salting the pork chops and/or adding your preferred seasoning (I suggest slap ya mama Cajun seasoning) add both to the same pan and bake them together in an oven at around 350-450 degrees. The flavors perfectly compliment each other and mix together, so the cabbage has a juicy meaty taste when your done because it soaks in the flavors and juices from the chops. Also great if you're on a budget. We would cook them in a portable roasting oven when I was a kid when we lived in a camper/old school bus in the woods.

@beardsntools

5 ай бұрын

But why would you? If you don't want to look like Andrew gower or similar chinless soyboys, you should just eat meat instead.

@chazmichaelmichaels88

5 ай бұрын

Have corned beef and cabbage slow cooking in the crock pot as I type this. 🤙🏻

@baddragonite

5 ай бұрын

@@chazmichaelmichaels88 never tried that but it sounds like it'd be great tbh

"didn't have much of anything going on in life, so he begin sinking all his free time into the game" relatable

@Mike-Extendly

3 ай бұрын

Yeah man. Not having a purpose is real. The great thing I've learned looking back on all this cabbage shenaneghans is that there's no rule that you have to have your life all figured out... just that you are making progress towards something. Anything. No matter how small it is. For me it was cabbages, and learning to meet friends, and organize groups... and collaborate with people. And then trying other things in life until I found something that sticks. And almost 20 years later.... just picking (pun not intended) small things to focus on year after year, school, work, learning new skills.... eventually one of them sticks and you figure out where to start next.

I miss having cool stuff like this now everything is just so temporary and everyones too busy grinding

@Didenne

5 ай бұрын

Tbh this was all when we were in our teens lollll

@nameunavailable-gp3ot

5 ай бұрын

Hop on to the role play worlds and wing it , you'd be surprised how many play along

@Mike-Extendly

3 ай бұрын

Don't miss it. Just build it. It might take months to catch on... but who cares? You don't need more than one other person to have a good time.

The way you create your own custscene to show details in the story is fantastic! Love the work.

Boaty’s reaction from getting cabbage as loot from Tob is hilarious and justified 😂

I'm now streaming every weekday on Kick, come learn more useless RuneScape history!! kick.com/colonello

@jessveness

5 ай бұрын

IT'S JOEVER :(

@FartShartly

5 ай бұрын

HELL YES GET THAT BREAD GAMER

Yes they are the Cult that inspired Jagex to make the cabbage shield, the cape, the Lumbridge teleport ring goes to their patch, and the Brassican mage for clues.

Brassica Prime must have been very pleased with these gents spreading the cabbage arround

The 2007-2009 switch from Social-centered play to Grind-lording was such a bummer, even though I did fall into it as well. I miss our little country clan just hanging around...such good times. Also, I didn't know about the order of cabbage but experienced their shenanigans hahaha. Glad to have an explanation now.

I remember a video where someone joined a Zamorakian cult. Still one of my favorites.

@-_._._-

5 ай бұрын

I'm part of the Zamorak Cult clan in RS3 ;o

@DontLikeReeboks93

5 ай бұрын

@@-_._._-how do i join

@Mvgical

5 ай бұрын

What is the cc lol

@NotTheGrimmReaper

5 ай бұрын

@@-_._._- i WAnt in too!

I'll say "kah bah gee" in random video game chats, add it to my profile, etc. hoping that someday I'll catch the eye of an old OoC member, but surprisingly after all of these years I haven't met a single one outside of RS.

@Mike-Extendly

3 ай бұрын

Kah bah gee brother! :D

So this is why Guthix was obsessed with Cabbages in RuneScape Gods Exposed

11:43 a second to apreciate this banner

Cabbages are god tier rs lore.

The sheer coincidence of being in a Cabbage themed clan and having an onions and potato themed sister clan is feeling a lot less like luck now

@Mike-Extendly

3 ай бұрын

almost like people from the cult helped start those.....

In RS3 we get the Cabbagemancer outfit from the gower quest as well as some weapons (all overrides) and a cabbage pet and amulet. we can actually reboot the cult

This game is unmatched with silliness 😂

Still love you coming and playing on OpenRSC, even if it's alone

This video made me cry a bit on the inside. I was in OoC back in the day. They were by far the most fun group of people I had the pleasure of meeting and knowing in my last days of RuneScape. No time better spent than that with fellow Acolytes in the cabbage patch.

Someone in bh was selling 5.2m cabbages today. Wild.

eyyyyy Lane sponsoring another one hahahaha, funny to see boot dev pop up. ive been using it for ages and HIGHLY reccomend it!

I distinctly remember seeing a cabbage-bombing back in the day and thinking it was a super rare random event.

@Mike-Extendly

3 ай бұрын

IOt still is a rare event.... of the millions of players... how many have actually seen it live in person? How many will ever see it again?

Kid at school: "Oh wow you play Runescape too?" Blackbane: "Yes......" Kid at school: "That's cool what are you training lately?" Blackbane: "I pick cabbage.. Only cabbage..." Drools on shirt.... Kid at school: "Oh ya.. Nice man... I gotta go"

@Mike-Extendly

3 ай бұрын

I started the cult after school :D I was 21 at the time. You are correct about the drool though.

@richardbeater8915

5 күн бұрын

_xxx_xdrawr so quirky

Around that time, most cabbage spawns were changed from objects on the ground into scenery pieces, which would have their respawn behaviour programmed very differently. Scenery pieces look better because they can have different orientation, among other graphical benefits. From Mod Ash

This guy: 'It's pointless to just click on different nodes. They're all the same, with no meaning!' Also this guy: 'I'm going to collect a large number of the same item for no reason.' Rigghtttt...

@Mike-Extendly

3 ай бұрын

If the meaning of the clicks is all subjective, you can convince yourself you enjoy clicking on anything if you attach meaning to it. Cabbages gives you permission, a blank cheque, to attatch any meaning to it. Whereas leveling up your skills/gold forces you into a box where your numbers are compared to everyone elses meaning of gold/level.

i was a member i remember this yeah those were the days dropping cabbages at random spots as a way of propaganda or for others to join us like musa point karamja fishing spots mining places you name it

you should interview someone from the cult

Blackbane then went on to become a humble cabbage merchant, selling his vast collection of cabbages all over the Earth Kingdom.

@Mike-Extendly

3 ай бұрын

Nope. It all sits there in my old bank account.

He had nothing really going on in real life so he made a RS account. Story as old as time

Sick story! Thanks for upload!

POSSIBLE honorable mention: one of Overwatch’s most famous (and excellent) DPS streamers is named Kabaji, which when oronounced correctly, sounds exactly like the Cabbage Cult slogan. He also goes by cabbage. But I dont think anyone has ever plugged those two facts together.

@Mike-Extendly

3 ай бұрын

Shhhh. don't say the quiet part out loud.

i remember this. runescape has always been about how insane people are

@Mike-Extendly

3 ай бұрын

We looked at all those not picking cabbages as the insane ones.

I was a part of it back in the day :) I'm 29 now and just got back to playing osrs recently

@Mike-Extendly

3 ай бұрын

Kah bah gee brotha! May the cabbage always be with you :D

I think the fact alone that this cabbage cult was operational for over 11 years is an achievement initself. Cool story! :D

I remember this. In fact, I was a part of that order for a while.. though only for a few days because I was more focused on getting my skills up as a F2P.

When colonello uploads you just know he found a sponsor lmao

26k trick video when?

I think i vaguely remember seeing varrock after these guys (or someone imitating them) covered it in cabbage. A good bit of it had despawned by the time i showed up, but it still had me confused as an 8 year old.

You just answered a years old question I had in the back of my mind. I remember seeing them place cabbages a few times and I would always think what the hell is going on now I know holy crap!

Omg I remember these guys, core memory unlocked

Great video I really enjoyed it! Didn't know about any of this 😂

RuneScape is such a wild game. There’s more lore for actual players than there is for the game’s characters themselves. I’ve never heard of any other game with this many stories about the players. Legendary MMO 🔥

you should look into the cabbage patch theory and orphan trains of the early 1900s. You should also look into the georgia guidestones and STONEHENGE

@irollup6240

5 ай бұрын

What’s Stonehenge got to do with cabbage

@jujutalley

5 ай бұрын

Elaborate

@TRUENORTHER93

5 ай бұрын

they are two diff stories but standing rocks are pagan practice its just something i came across recently. but if you look into the cabbage patch theory, it dives into alchemy and homunculi@@irollup6240

@dean9261

5 ай бұрын

​@@jujutalleynot sure what this guys on about "Geoengineering" is weather modification and is a deep rabbit hole "Event 201" a planned global coronavirus pandemic exercise from october 2019 "Big history" the richest people in the world creating a global history curriculum so we are all taught roughly the same thing A few good places to start. "USS liberty" "Prism" "Viking runestones throughout the usa" "Giant bones disappearing hundreds of times from the Smithsonian " "Les Stroud romania sasquatch watching him bob gymlan" "USA declared war september 10th 2001" That should keep you busy

Love your videos for real

@ColonelloRS

5 ай бұрын

Thank you!!

as a 40 year old nerd who has talked to nerds for 40 years. this is pretty much par for the course pre internet days. one of my friends claims he " started a religion" in the 90s and had like 5 followers.

legend thanks!!! great vid

lol damn just unlocked some old memories. I remember people asking me to join the cabbage cult in like summer 2005. Trying to make trades in a city and just chat being flooded with the chants and cabbage everywhere.

This was brilliant thankyou😂

Can’t believe ya didn’t mention the time the KZreadr Charborg briefly led a cabbage cult and made two whole vids about it, shit was hilarious and heavily referenced the OG cult

The other very human thing: man feels hopelessness in life and cannot even find enjoyment in a video game at a young age, with all the time in the world, so he starts a cult to feel important and like life has meaning again. Truly amazing stuff. Don't let this guy near a government or army or philosophy book is all I'll say. You'll have a next Lenin or Marx on your hands. Of course, then gets rid of it when in-fighting starts. Very cute, haha. Note: An extra twist is that he wanted it secret. Not uncommon to find such a Hermetic sort of root. We see this all the time these days. It's also not as uncommon as you think that they start to break due to in-fighting. Only great leaders can controllers can actually stop the in-fighting or use it to their advantage. Clearly, in this case, it wasn't very helpful inside a fairly niche video game.

@Mike-Extendly

3 ай бұрын

Also very human thing: To assume you know someone's character, or the intentions of their heart.

This reminds me sooooo much of Cithadre Requiem in RS3 and the dummy you make to lure the "demon" out. Shoutout to Sister Cabbage.

Blackbanes probably 40+ right now watching this 😂

@Mike-Extendly

3 ай бұрын

not yet! close :D

@tukamadafuka

3 ай бұрын

@@Mike-Extendly THE MAN, THE MYTH. THE LEGEND!

I remember this; I remember people saying Kah Bah Gee and I even picked up an inventory of cabbage and starting chanting it as well; I thought it was some cabbage holiday somewhere in the world, rip. lmao

I remember the order of the cabbage, a school friend was a member.

If you eat enough cabbages your character starts to like them!

@Z00keeper54

5 ай бұрын

There was a Reddit post claiming this, but it was actually faked. The player just ate a different item that displays different text when eaten. I wish it was real though.

Damn they placed cabbages everywhere? That is unreal

my IRL friend got married by the leader of the clan. good times

@Mike-Extendly

3 ай бұрын

I married someone? I'd love to remember who that was.

I remember all of these events in retrospect. Nice to finally understand what was going on. lol

Stuff like this makes me love the game again and again.

Now we know where Cabbage Guy from The Last Airbender came from...

WE NEED TO BRING THESE CULTS BACK!!! ESPECIALLY THE ORDER OF CABBAGE. SOMEONE SPREAD THE WORD!

if the cult was still around in Runescape 3, the Cabbagemancer cosmetics would definitely be their new look

Bro was a RuneScape philosopher

Content well must be going pretty dry that a cult about cabbages warranted a 12 minute video

@Mike-Extendly

3 ай бұрын

Comment well running dry too?

I mean.. they had a pritty good run, it is sad to see how many thing were ended by the era of "meta gaming". Awesome video.

God I wish OSRS had a community as strong as this

I remember these people lol, this is around then time when I was really grinding the game in my middle school years. I actually still have the cult outfit sitting on my account even though short of just checking it every year or so it just sits dormant. Used to toss on the outfit and just try and figure out wtf they were doing

This unlocked some primitive memories that I completely forgot. I TOTALLY remember players running around saying "Kah Ba Gee." I wonder what other things I've forgotten about since I started playing in 05...

Was the best time. I'll never forget when the Jmod showed up in the patch. I really feel the the Cabbage based content that came after was a nod to OoC. So glad this cult is being remembered today. The forums were super tight nit and meticulous. The anxiety you'd get lining up in the patch to be made a acolyte or get promoted. Kbg forever.

Funnily enough just yesterday i was north of the temple near edgeville, saw someone picking cabbage in funny patterns and asked if it was kah bah gee. Got to tell this story because noone there knew what was going on when i said that.

Speaking of this, i think i got recruited by a former member or underground member of the Order of cabbage.

Cabbage is still alive. You just don’t see them. True heroes are never recognized, but millions of cabbage are being delivered to RS daily, plus millions more being stockpiles in trustworthy banks across gillenor. You guys are blessed.

holy crap i remember this when i was like 6 and just started playing they cabbage bombed fally and i thought it was the coolest thing anyone has ever done. Needless to say as a kid i was easily impressed and had a simple mind. some things never change i guess lol. love this community always was and always will be the most unique and dedicated there is.

Dude. Can you dig up any history on Sir Ajacobs? He had the Cabbage series.. Revenge of the Cabbage... was awesome

I miss the wacky antics of Runescape. I'd love to just goof off like this again.

@Mike-Extendly

3 ай бұрын

What's stopping you?

I laughed out loud in my home alone over half this video hahahah this is messed, “the weave, the drainpipe”

Thought the limpwurt joke was about to roll into a blewchew ad

Plot twist, Andrew Gower is owner of Blackbane. ;)

No idea what I just watched lmao Potato and onion cult.. wtf. Felt like was added just for the comedy 😂😂

Does anyone know how ColonelloRS gets his Runescape Classic footage?

How do I get the black shirt and pants that they’re all wearing?

@Zahrul3

4 ай бұрын

Black wizard top + black wizard robe + red glove from TT + highwayman cape dyed red

5:05 unless its Christmas, red does not compliment green! lol

@Mike-Extendly

3 ай бұрын

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Listening to this, it sounds like I've been smoking some cabbage! HAHA Great video

I remember randomly shouting out “Cabbage!” In game

I started playing early 2004, idfk how I never heard of this lol

its funny because at one point when I was younger I came to the same conclusion that you’re just clicking on things and quit. still came back multiple times though and play today

"Many members had grown up and moved away from Runescape" Then there is my ass, starting to play the game in 2023, being 33.

Man i miss the old days of runescape so much.

This video seems like a RuneScape fever dream.

Cabbage! Always enjoyed seeing how many they had! Wish they would come back!

We use loads of cabbage and sheep meat to make 'fårikål'

They would have lost their minds with the cabbage cape