Lesson of the day: Don't drop out of school in 6th grade, start doing a lot of drugs, then call in an atheist television show years later.

@carlpen850

8 жыл бұрын

+crowsnest43 -- Funny I was thinking similar thoughts about this caller. This kid can't complete a coherent thought let alone spit one out.

@mymadmoustache

8 жыл бұрын

Way ahead of you m8

@chrisrichmond1941

8 жыл бұрын

Yes, he says "I preach to kids but they don't listen..." Their mums are probably dragging them away from the strange man on the street.

@jkane8299

8 жыл бұрын

Agreed, this is your brain on Crack...any questions?

@rossini55

7 жыл бұрын

Crack, Religion..... same thing. Might make you feel good, but will fuck your thinking up and could kill ya.

If Satan punishes bad people...doesn't that make him a good guy?

@jameswest8280

6 жыл бұрын

Bible death count. God; 2,000,000+ Satan; 10 You be the judge.

@TheTruthKiwi

6 жыл бұрын

Well, that's logical but unfortunately logic doesn't fly too well with religion

@mirrakka6587

6 жыл бұрын

Genius

@Sergei_kv82

5 жыл бұрын

Oh but you forgot the double standard that is just.. So convient that it "saves" their argument but only in their own context

@KnakuanaRka

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I’d think he’d be partying like it’s 1999 with all the sinners and hedonists, now that he has them down there with him!

How shocking a caller that didn't want to listen and just wanted to preach.

"It's a test" - I hate that BS. An omniscient god does not need tests to see who's worthy.

@ramielkhatib6543

4 жыл бұрын

Do Olympians go to the Olympics never have been trained? Why would a god test people who have never lived?

@Arkloyd

4 жыл бұрын

@@ramielkhatib6543 Why would an all knowing god need to test anybody for anything? It knows *_EVERYTHING_* including what the results of the test _would_ be, so why do the test at all?

@ramielkhatib6543

4 жыл бұрын

@@Arkloyd i agree totally. unless they use some apologetics to reduce the omniscience to everything in the present and past, kinda like how the omnipotence of said god is reduced to the most powerful a being could logically be. All of it is sad rationalization.

@Arkloyd

4 жыл бұрын

@@ramielkhatib6543 It's a way to rationalize the big dick boasts of primitive genocidal savages.

@quasar960

2 жыл бұрын

@@jkar1747 haha contradicts what exactly??

One time when I was in church I was saying I was doing research and looking for answers as to the reasoning behind the conflicts we have today. Mainly because I don't know everything about history. And this church guy says you don't need to worry about it all the answers are in the Bible. Literally he calls me out in church and asks why are you asking questions when all the answers are in the Bible. What type of nonsensical bullshit is that. I got so mad. I'm an atheist now and way

@acgsmith5937

8 жыл бұрын

And what did you say to him?

@TriggeringOpinionsandFacts

8 жыл бұрын

+acg smith I just nodded and went about my business knowing none of there's people was gonn give me anything

@ravenwda007

7 жыл бұрын

Good. They would have kicked you out of their cult if you professed you no longer believe. I'm in the same boat. I just go to church because I like playing in the brass band and performing for people to brighten there day with beautiful music.

@GabrielVieira-en1op

6 жыл бұрын

ravenwda007 don't do that man

@ravenwda007

6 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Vieira why not? It's a ritual of mine. I enjoy it.

I like how at 5:30 he's happy to admit that man can make up 'fairy tales' about unicorns, leprechauns and Santa Claus, but doesn't spot the elephant in the room.

It's a miracle that Matt and Don have been dealing with these idiots for so many years and haven't gone completely insane. I honestly couldn't do it.

@TheTruthKiwi

5 жыл бұрын

@sweet puddin very true and it's commendable what they do

To summarize this caller: "Meth! Meth methmeth meth. Meth! METH!"

@AStoicMaster

7 жыл бұрын

Coupled with, "You know, you know, nam' sayin, you know, you know"

@jameswest8280

6 жыл бұрын

Nasty, don't forget meth.

@ummmummm563

5 жыл бұрын

Blacks usually don’t do meth. This is just classic stupidity.

Even assuming an atheist in a moment of desperation called out to deities they had previously believed in, how would this prove the existence of gods?

@KnakuanaRka

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they’re saying that when people are in their most panicked, irrational states they’ll call out for God, and think that helps their case? Greta Christina has a great blog post about why the “no atheists in foxholes” argument is nonsense.

@petitesayo4542

Жыл бұрын

@@KnakuanaRka That's because they can't tell the difference between their subjective emotions and perception, and reality. If they feel that a God exists, it exists and their feeling is proof of it. It'ss as simple as that.

"HAH!... evidence."

@daneschipp

9 жыл бұрын

Watching at work... When he said that, I laughed way too loud.

@neelzen9975

5 жыл бұрын

Lol i broke out laughing in the middle of the night while i was watching this

@sdogg

5 жыл бұрын

Sums it up perfectly

@TheGillenium

5 жыл бұрын

So proud and smug in his ignorance

@ralfhaggstrom9862

5 жыл бұрын

80- proof VODKA (proof) ............

I really feel badly for these younger callers, often male, that are so scared and brainwashed with this stuff. I hope they grow out of it.

'Let's say you're on a boat, having fun.....then a wave comes along and your boat sinks.....WOOOO! Who Ya gonna call on?' Um, the Coast Guard?

@Brammy007a

9 жыл бұрын

davids11131113 Yes.... the Coast Guard.... or another boat.... I'll call something real, not your imaginary sky daddy.

@Xargas

9 жыл бұрын

GHOST BUSTERS!

@sagerider2

8 жыл бұрын

+Xargas That's what I thought too. LOL

@acgsmith5937

8 жыл бұрын

No, he said he's on the ocean with Don here.

Crack is one hell of a drug.

@NISSANZ33

6 жыл бұрын

So is religious indoctrination

@ralfhaggstrom9862

5 жыл бұрын

Har inte provat, men BRÄNNVIN räcker för mig ...........

'you know' count = 32 times

@marinaproger2324

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao. You are clearly doing gods work.

"Let's say we in the ocean...do you be in the ocean?" Not to make fun of how people talk, but i laughed at that.

@pollypockets508

5 жыл бұрын

It's okay. I have been made fun of my entire life for speaking proper English.

@pollypockets508

5 жыл бұрын

Uh, did he say they were swimming in the ocean and drinking margaritas?

Woa... Someone didn't take their pills, ye know whaddameen!?

@tommystyx

5 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure he took every pill he could get his hands on.

"What evidence do you have of the devil?" "Heh, evidence...ahhh...hehehe...It's plain to see, man." Classic.

Good grief, if this is what religion does to you, keep away from it.

@YoursTrulyThe1Pony

5 жыл бұрын

It's like I once told myself I can just mope around waiting for✌The End✌to come so I said to ignore it and live life but after reading the book of revelations when I got older I realized how ridiculous on how a bunch of random things need to happen before jesus returns

There's more chance of Matt's Unicorn in the ocean than there is a god.

@pollypockets508

5 жыл бұрын

I like unicorns

@pollypockets508

5 жыл бұрын

@Voku yay!!!

@steelersguy74

4 жыл бұрын

Narwhals?

This is the same guy from the "Revelation is coming true!" video. He obviously didn't learn from this.

@chadrasmussen6127

3 жыл бұрын

Christains want revelation to come true lol

'I preach to keeds....but dey don't listen' LMAO whatever Cesar.

@Disturbed0neGaming

9 жыл бұрын

davids11131113 I really hope that the parents of these "keeds" that this caller is preaching to keep their damn "keeds" away from this lunatic in the future! o_O

On the sea? I would call on Poseidon. In a battle field? I would call on Mars or Athena. Why would I call on the volcano god Yahweh? Maybe if I'm happen to be near an erupting volcano.

I love how this guy is so naive to the history of the world and all the wars and murders that have ever happened. It only seems like it's worse now because you're alive in the present day and you're experiencing it through the media.

@qhsperson

10 жыл бұрын

It's the same as all the people who whine about how hard life is today--compared to back when every day was a back-breaking struggle just to stay alive.

@johnmorris2170

6 жыл бұрын

Jacoby Phoenix I would love to sit this idiot down and tell him all about the Dark Ages. It would make today look like Heaven by comparison.

@johnmorris2170

6 жыл бұрын

Jacoby Phoenix The amount of times sir I have told people what you just said is too numerous to count. I tell them, "You think AIDS or SARS or some flood is a big deal. Go back to the 12th century where 1/3 of Europe was wiped out by the Black Death. There were so many bodies, they couldn't even bury them all. Hundreds of bodies lay out on the streets decaying. And persons walking by your house every morning yelling, BRING OUT YOU DEAD!" Compared to those days the 21st century is HEAVEN.

This caller sounds like Boomhauer from King of the Hill.

@PikeMiles24

7 жыл бұрын

Tatesa Spirit You're right.At least Boomhauer is understandable in his ramblings.

I dont like when matt has hair, makes me feel bad :c

what's scary is that George preaches to children

@chadrasmussen6127

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

7:49 Why would God need to "test" anyone? He knows the future. How can He become angry at some human's action when He knew it was going to happen for millions of years, or maybe 6,000! How can he laugh? Since he knows everything past, present, and future, there is no way for him to be taken by surprise. He knows the future so how could prayer have any effect on any event we experience, since he already knows. You could say "He's God, he can do anything". But, this becomes a problem because if He actually changes something, it means that He really doesn't know the future.

@TheTruthKiwi

6 жыл бұрын

There you go using that logic again! Them christians don't like it when you use logic. :p

"...Where does evil come from, Science?..." WTF?!

@brucebaker810

6 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure he said "where do people come from? Science?" I know he was talking a fair bit about Evil. But I think that was separate. I think he meant "how do you explain people being here? 'Evolution'?" But hey, I could be wrong. It's late.

Do you be in the ocean? hahahahaha

'George' or 'Alonzo'..whatever you said.....hey why aren't you calling in as 'Ruben or 'Cesar' today? You're running out of fake names Troll.

"You can't prove it wrong, that means it's just as valid as anything else and I'll continue believing it because it makes sense to me and makes me feel good" 🤦‍♂️

That was a frightening man. Honestly. The things he said, the fact that he believes them, and the probability that he isn't alone legitimately frightens me.

By the end of this video I'm beginning to doubt if the caller can construct any response without resorting to a lame "You know?"

@YoursTrulyThe1Pony

5 жыл бұрын

They don't think it through they just pull it out of their ass in Hope's they'll repent

The scoffing at the word "evidence" was just brilliant.

We cannot compare Science with Religion. One is real the other is false. Impossible to compare. Really.

I couldn’t even begin to argue with someone like this! I’d get way too frustrated!

Jim Morrison prophesied it! "The future is uncertain and the end is always near".

We've been in "the end times" since Jesus' death. 2,000 years and counting. I'll believe it when it happens, until then, I'll live as if there is a future for my nieces and nephews, and do my best to leave them a better world.

End of DAYS!!! Meanwhile in 2015...

@braxtonquintanillasummerho7419

7 жыл бұрын

Camilla Fritton 2017...still counting

@chokinonashes61

6 жыл бұрын

hreaper January 2018!! Trump and the GOP are doing their best to crash the world!!

@brucebaker810

6 жыл бұрын

...And 2018...

@policeboxgirl2737

5 жыл бұрын

nov 2018......Trump hasn,t killed us all, yet!

@nompumelelo7564

3 жыл бұрын

2020 still here after another predicted end of days 21 December 2020.

I mean, y'know, of course, y'know, i mean, yeah, of course, but y'know, i mean, y'know what i mean?

Christianity sure gets all the smart ones! :0

@the-trustees

7 жыл бұрын

Michael Dodds Yes... all the atheists do say it and until belief dies (or the believers die) I hope we never get off this planet and infect the universe with our insanity. Personally, I opt for the extinction if believers so the remaining rational human species can help the planet heal (off possible) and get off planet before the universe throws a comet at us.

@chadrasmussen6127

3 жыл бұрын

Life is to short there is no one who is smarter than anyone else

1:31 the way the caller replies with ha, evidence.

you'd better call the Ghostbusters

I so appreciate it when a host, in this case Don, comes in and finally says, "Let's move on."

Lmaoooooo “ehhhhh that’s Lala Land there man” 😂😂😂

I remember among Alonso's list of things denoting End Times included "Obama"

@geuwglesuxballz6074

6 жыл бұрын

Well, in retrospect, at least he was correct about one thing.

I just can't help but laugh whenever I hear Don laughing. Also, how many "you know" from this caller did you count?

What a sad, depressing existence this caller must live if he really thinks we're in the end times and there's nothing we can do about it.

Well 2018 .... What happened to the end of times?

"You know, I mean, I know, you know, you know what I mean? I mean, I know God, you know? You know, I feel sorry for y'all, you know? I mean, I don't know, you know?" Pretty much his argument for God.

@vegetasapologetics3214

6 жыл бұрын

West Is Best lmaoooo

@chadrasmussen6127

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

I love what matt said at 8:40

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

@TheTruthKiwi

6 жыл бұрын

Exactly, And who wants to spend eternity not alive but literally undead in a dream that you can never wake up from. No thanks.

Even Jesus said his apostles were living in the end of days and to be ready for the return of God's "kingdom". That was over 2000 years ago (supposedly) and from the deity himself.

@ringo666

9 жыл бұрын

Xyander - There was a fiction book series in the 70's about a Roman soldier (named Casca Longinius) who was 'cursed by Christ on Golgotha', to "wander the earth, knowing no peace, until I return." Maybe Casca's related to your 'old wandering Jew'.

@Arkloyd

9 жыл бұрын

***** I'd like to talk to that guy. Hell, I'd like to see a movie about him. Supposedly he's the guy that stabbed Jesus on the cross, thus the 'Spear of Longinus' becoming the 'Spear of Destiny'.

@ringo666

9 жыл бұрын

A miniseries would be more thorough, but yeah, entertaining. I don't know if the old books can even be found anymore -- there's an excellent used book store where I live, I may go check it out soon. A little background: the Casca series was written by (the late) Barry Sadler, the same guy who recorded "The Ballad of the Green Berets" in 1963.

@Arkloyd

9 жыл бұрын

***** Best of luck finding it. You may have to torrent it... Though that's a total crapshoot.

"Do you have any evidence that the devil exists?" 'Snorts* Evidence!

This poor guy.Religion has made him miserable,and he doesn't even realize it.

"Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions" - Thomas Jefferson

Sky Daddy gonna whip you with the whirlwinds. lol

End days? Here it is, middle of 2018, and still no end times. Care to update your claim?

@chadrasmussen6127

3 жыл бұрын

It means the end of time

Take a drink every time he says "ya know", aaand... you're dead.

@RamenReignss

2 жыл бұрын

I got alcohol poisoning now, thanks asshole lol

You could land a plane on Don's shoulders.

I've been very very bad. Will someone please punish me. I want to be punished so hard.

"You guys are soooo wroooong..." "Mr. Peterson, you need to come back to your room and take your meds."

Caller sounded massively sociopathic towards the end. I get self-righteous psycho killer vibes from him.

I'd wear a life jacket lol

This buffoon gives humans a bad name.

How did this person figure out how to dial a phone ???

I would probably call out to god if i was dying i mean a 0.0000000001% chance is better than nothing, only because theres not much else to do, or maybe I wouldnt. Not sure, just don't know what else you could think about, maybe do some fractions?

@chokinonashes61

6 жыл бұрын

Fred Derf I had a similar experience, I had pneumonia and was given 4 hours to live. Of course I wasn't told that until I got better. I spent 6 weeks in intensive care, then another 6 weeks in a ward. I knew it was serious of course by the actions of the medical team, it never occurred to me to pray, or ask any god for anything. Glad you're ok.

Question for christians, why do you look both ways before crossing the street?

ZOMG!!!1! The end of days is here!!!!11! But never fear my atheist brethren, the Christian prophecies predict the end of churches in the end of days and the Hopi prophecies predict that the human race will be unified in peace forever after the end of destruction. Therefore, atheists will win in the end and will live in peace without religion until the end of the universe. LMAO (signed, an atheist)

@qhsperson

10 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty much in favor of the Rapture if it means all the fundie crackpots leave.

@aleatoriac7356

10 жыл бұрын

WTF we're all still here... Somebody told a big fat lie.

@scruffylookingNerfherder5742

6 жыл бұрын

So the times are here......again! Well if there is a god he's listening I've only got one thing to say, piss or get off the pot already!

Caller: Haha.... evidence... We christians never have that

@2:58 t0 3:03 Imagine Don with devil horns.

The "you know" is fucking killing me.

"Do you have any evidence?" "It's plain to see!" So that's a "no", then. "People of the jury, the defendent is clearly guilty - it's plain to see!" "Sweet! We'll be out for 10.30!"

help , zombies are banging on my window!

That caller was high. Of this, I have zero doubt.

For the devil, you need a hoof print.

@chadrasmussen6127

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

I may call out to Humpty Dumpty. He is my savior.

@xHasten

10 жыл бұрын

May we never suffer The Great Fall, my brother.

@KirkSH52

10 жыл бұрын

xHasten Hee hee hee!!!

@chadrasmussen6127

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Gotta love a good Doomsayer.

I hate when people ask what I'd do in a given situation. It's impossible for someone to know how they'd react unless they've experienced those circumstances.

The irony about all these End Times predictors is that their End Times predictions are never ending.

@TheTruthKiwi

6 жыл бұрын

Haha well said ;)

"I mean, you know, know what I mean, you know, I mean, I know, you know, you know what I mean, you know?"

This guy’s brain is fried, he can’t even make a coherent argument 🤣

"The End Times!" - dated 15 years ago. All that needs to be said.

Yeah, saying "God did that" devalues it, but to know that something beautiful came about naturally with no outside influence makes it exponentially more wondrous imo.

"Who are you going to call on?" "How do people get punished after they die?". Classic arguments from ignorance.

The caller is a prime example of the insanity brought on by religious belief.

The sound the caller makes when Matt says he was a Christian for 25 years speaks volumes of his ability to process information.

In these early episodes, Don actually seemed to be on an equal footing to Matt. Now the poor guy can't even get a word in!

@TheTruthKiwi

6 жыл бұрын

Haha v true

I'd call on the Coast Guard.

"heh, evidence" Textbook response to religious scrutiny.

This guy reminds me of Corbin Dallas' neighbor from The 5th Element.

Do you be in the ocean? Goindowninna ocean? I'm gonna call on the coast guard.

"I'm doing everything I can to make sure those lives that come after mine aren't ruined by my carelessness."...... "that's lala land right there." --___--

You know...You know...You know...You know...You know...You know...You know...You know what I'm saying?

@chadrasmussen6127

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Did anyone else catch the part where he says he preaches to kids, but they don't listen? All I have to say is: Smart kids.

I don't know what confused me more, his idiocy, or the fact that he mumbled the whole way through, most of the time right over the hosts.

end times! lol

The guy on the left is chill

Belief is the absence of information. I’m gonna call the Coast Guard. Hey guy it’s 12 years later, did I miss the end times?

"Where does evil come from, science?" LMFAO