Chameleos: YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING Teostra: Be sure to cook the hunter to 1350 degrees for a nice meal Kushala: **INHALE**

@sergiosantosfilipe165

3 жыл бұрын

Kushala: *INTENSE EXHALE*

@russiandoggo1157

3 жыл бұрын

@@sergiosantosfilipe165 *REEEEE*

@robertgray3710

3 жыл бұрын

Ranged weapon mains: aight imma head out

@russiandoggo1157

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertgray3710 true my dude

@russiandoggo1157

3 жыл бұрын

@@sweetsacrifice7998 *I HAVE THE POWERRRRRRR*

Ahh Freedom Unite. The era where most of the monster's strongest attacks was "spin around", and "run forward"

@chmimetal

2 жыл бұрын

That tigrex forward rush really is the stuff of nightmares, especially when his eyes turn red

@ochiai3

2 жыл бұрын

@@chmimetal i love tiggy, what i hate the most is barrioth jumping around when I'm charging my greatsword on 3U

@chmimetal

2 жыл бұрын

@@ochiai3 Haven't played 3U but the pain of not hitting anything with a charged greatsword is very familiar

@llthll

2 жыл бұрын

Hypocatrice or whatever tf was the name of that dang bird... He spun for a good 5 minutes BEFORE doing anything. It was so easy lmao

@ochiai3

2 жыл бұрын

@@llthll oh yeah that colorful bird (the hypnocatrice) in FU lol. i hope they rework the chicken and add it to rise. it's sucks in FU cuz it's so easy lmfao

*The boy's are back in town intensifies*

@izakmusic4818

3 жыл бұрын

Like Yung gravy?

@Rogue1990

3 жыл бұрын

Pet shop boys

@modeloman4568

2 жыл бұрын

@@izakmusic4818 no the song by Thin Lizzy💀

@ChaosAura452

2 жыл бұрын

It's more like this kzread.info/dash/bejne/Y4t1zs2yqN2Ynbg.html

When the entire screen lit up and Chameleos gave that goofy look of relief after farting itself to death, I felt that.

@fareez8248

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine before you die,you just make a huge fart

@mercurianwonder7305

3 жыл бұрын

@@fareez8248 when you die you kinda do 😭

@exotixzamateurva8957

3 жыл бұрын

@@mercurianwonder7305 Exploding Bowels Type Beat

It feels weird that kushala is actually somewhat fun to fight now

@Generic2020

3 жыл бұрын

Dude right! Tbh it feels sacrilegious that Daora is fun

@korayk1999

3 жыл бұрын

@@Generic2020 bc its not shitty MHW

@mekudu-man3804

3 жыл бұрын

It was always easy with IG and piss easy in World thanks to flash bombs - just get good, noob.

@spboy95

3 жыл бұрын

@@mekudu-man3804 someone didn't play Iceborne

@korayk1999

3 жыл бұрын

@@spboy95 tempered Kushala Was just annoying, nothing else. -100% fun. Only raging Brachy, Teo, Ala and Fatalis was fun for me i think 😂

Rajang be like : *"reject elders, return to monke"*

@captlee3k

3 жыл бұрын

Return to laser shooting electricity powered body slamming monkey

@chadderbug7587

2 жыл бұрын

@@captlee3k You mean, Super Saiyan Monke

@Mr.MacaronSama_Gaming

6 ай бұрын

Rajang hits so hard man.. way above his weight@@chadderbug7587

Every other MH game: *elder dragons are walking apocalypses* Rise: boi out for a stroll with his neighbors

I remember when Elder dragons used to kill every living thing in the map and where the only monster there

@Rageouz

3 жыл бұрын

It was more anything that wasn't an elder, didn't want to do with an elder and ran away, unless your Deviljho or Rajang

@nightmocha9345

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rageouz Or bug.

@xdsmile5359

3 жыл бұрын

Bugs don't give a damn

@sevirakalau2171

3 жыл бұрын

i think in this game its implied the rampage makes the monsters more bold so they don't run anymore

@jasonlobo2350

3 жыл бұрын

They dont kill everything, monsters just know how much of a threat they are if being molested, thats why the whole área was empty on elder hunt back in the day

Teo:"What is happ-" "RAJANGROLLERRRRRRR!!!!"

@yaboinigel2704

3 жыл бұрын

monster hunter ZA WARUDO

@prehistoricfanboy101

3 жыл бұрын

@@yaboinigel2704 Brachy-Dio-s: “That’s my thing!”

This guy mains everything,guys.

@andybeyer2230

3 жыл бұрын

He even mains Monke

@idplease8088

3 жыл бұрын

@@andybeyer2230 monke

@MEEPdragon

3 жыл бұрын

If that's true I empathize with him. Mixed weapon mains are perpetually in debt and tom nook owns their souls

@andybeyer2230

3 жыл бұрын

@@MEEPdragon mixed weapon mains and/or gunners

@josiasavila2003

3 жыл бұрын

You mean greg right , he was on rampage

The legendary elder dragon slayer, Ted, and his pet hunter is back for duty!

I'll never forget back in the days mhfu, many moons ago. I was hunting Chameleos and the time limit was nearly up and right before the killing blow he stole something from me that I didn't realize was still in my pouch. "Rathalos Ruby Stolen" I desperately needed this ruby for a piece of gear I had been working towards for the past couple days but I also did not want to fight this guy ever again. A very difficult decision was made.

@DevilJhoMama

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he could only do that in freedom 1

@Rinaldimanc

3 жыл бұрын

Im glad it got stolen from you, why the hell would you keep that in your pouch lol, I'd have went back to base after getting it from a drop

@Stratelier

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rinaldimanc Item sets/loadouts were not even added until MH4, prior to that you had to manually put your carved materials away and it was surprisingly easy to forget to do that between quests.

@Rinaldimanc

3 жыл бұрын

@@Stratelier I know that it was manual hence why I said I would have immediately quit the quest.

@jacktheomnithere2127

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rinaldimanc i would have done the same.

My old MHFU playing ass looking at how fast you can yeet throwing knifes: *S H O O K*

@naomisisk4663

3 жыл бұрын

Made you wonder why they had throwing knives back then to begin with (aside from triggering bombs)

@jasonlobo2350

3 жыл бұрын

@@naomisisk4663 you can make sleep poison and paralysis knife with those throwing knifes

@mhplayer

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonlobo2350 still so fcking unpractical since for some reason knifes were considered furnitures and thus weren't kept at the end of a quest, nor could they be bought, and same goes for poison, paralisis and sleep knoives

Ted has a new trainee, Greg. Truly a great master of hunting.

this man got Chameleosed and still decided it was a good idea to post the vid 😂😂😂

@naomisisk4663

3 жыл бұрын

No shame in getting Chameleosed. It happens to the best of us

@L1mp1nB1zk1t

3 жыл бұрын

*W H E E Z E*

@mhplayer

Жыл бұрын

Goofiest mh moments

Let us all appreciate the fact that JSM spent time away from his rigorous studying and coursework to spend hours adding coconut bonk sound effects to his gameplay footage for our enjoyment. Gog bless

The nanosecond I saw Teo rideable my eyes immediately went to the Rajang icon. I chuckled when we had the same idea

Being able to ride elder dragons makes me want a Kirin to be in Sunbreak. Partly so you could ride it, and partly to just straight up deliver a Rajang lunch.

That god damn flute in the Chameleos Theme! I get flashbacks from the shop sales while i'm just trying to enjoy the Sisters' singing...

@DS_DoggerX

3 жыл бұрын

For those who played Sekiro, those flutes are just PTSD inducing

“How can we enjoy a MH game when there is no Endgame?” Kushala, Teo, and Cham: *”Allow us to introduce ourselves”*

@naomisisk4663

3 жыл бұрын

I want something like the guiding lands back. That was the most finished end game I'd say we've had in the whole series because it was more than just repeating quests of the same 5 monsters

@Highhookmvp

3 жыл бұрын

@@naomisisk4663 Word

@wamengxiong0409

3 жыл бұрын

@@naomisisk4663 ??? That's like saying "I want Rise in a couple years" because thats what the Guiding Lands was. Hopefully they bring something similar when the game is completed with G/Master Rank Also, as this is basegame like World was (or the previous ones with just the number) we will most likely be waiting a year for something like that to appear

@donvoltonus8898

3 жыл бұрын

Same way we enjoyed Generations (and Tri? I dunno if that even had G)

@CaptainCFalcon

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh, imagine thinking that the first content update is "endgame" because we have ACTUAL Elder Dragons in the game now.

that editing where the old version of the theme turns into the new one is super slick!

*sees Daora* Ted: Now I'm motivated!

If you wyvern ride Rajang, you can hold down on the stick + strong attack to make him shoot his lightning beam. It has Nearly no start up time, travels extremely far, and hits for 400 damage while causing thunderblight build up. You can also spam his light attack over and over without having to emergency evade and then proceed to vomit lightning 3-4 times in a row depending on wirebugs. Rajang is my new main weapon now.

@sudanemamimikiki1527

Жыл бұрын

It does around 1k damage on master rank You can easily do some 5 to 8. Maybe even 10k damage if you time it proper

Okay but those transitions from 2nd gen to 5th gen were CLEAN

Before Ted, there was Boyd. Boyd have passed onto his teachings to Ted whom improved it greatly into perfect Monster Hunter Felyne

I just snorted with laughter at "teostra = toaster" and my gf gave me a look like "fucking dork lmao"

Daora be like:I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROOOOOACHING

Truly warms the cockles of my heart to see more people playing with Funlance... It really is fun!

I HATE when monsters in the old games stand in lava or out of bounds. It's like they love to purposely run to the borders between zones so the moment you attack them, you end up moving

@liitdiit

2 жыл бұрын

Brachydios

If you hold down on the left stick, you will use Rajang's lightning breath. Usually hits for 450. Start up is half a second and can be emergency dodged immediately after. With 3 wirebugs, you can pull off 5 of them, and a final 6th from the mount punisher. Monke seriously OP. Edit: some grammer

I love how Rajang’s theme overwrites every other theme in the game, including these three.

"Ted lost his patience" Kushala: HOLY SHIT-

You gotta love the character progression of going from LS to SNS.

Teostra: Attempts to fly away. Ted: Did I say you could leave?!

7:37 The sweep stopping what was probably a supernova into a knockdown as you quick-reloaded was freakin' A+ style points man. Congrats on 50K man, I hope it climbs even higher! You deserve it!

"Magnamalo = Magnabueno" y pensaba que yo era el de los chistes malos XD

@juanestebanjaramillomontoy6756

3 жыл бұрын

Casi muero con ese chiste, jajajajajajajjjaja

@Arkovin

3 жыл бұрын

XD

The lore thickens as we try to understand Ted's true power

I apologise for thinking you started with world

@korayk1999

3 жыл бұрын

He is an OG.

@minimaleffortname2758

3 жыл бұрын

Ok but if he did start with world would that make him any less of a hunter

@freddoesvox9033

3 жыл бұрын

@@minimaleffortname2758 no, i only thought he did based on his content. I started with World so i mean no disrespect

@3dPalmTree

3 жыл бұрын

my monster hunter journey was weird I started with 3 because I was one of 5 people that owned a Wii U. It was fun but I didn’t get it. Got MH4U for switch, beat a ton of the game and got burnt out. Sold my 3ds before I ever finished it to get a switch. Didn’t get GenU. World was fun but I hated the escort missions and ended up going off to play fighting games so I played 4 monster hunter games before I actually understood what it was and why it was fun. fuck me.

@korayk1999

3 жыл бұрын

@@3dPalmTree 4U for Switch??

And alongside Ted and his palico a new legend arises, g r e g

Chameleos: I’M GOING GHOST Teostra: LETS HAVE A BARBECUE Kushala: TELL ME HOW I’M SUPPOSED TO BREATH WITH NO AIR

That little fart sound at 2:33 freaking got me 😂😂

What the fuck i was watching Ted, The Legend a few minutes ago and here i see the hunter legend post again. Glad to see you back can't wait for the memes!

In MHW, Ted was the hunter and you were his partner. Here in Rise, you're holding your own reasonably well! Also, really slick editing with the music transitions, love that.

The fart sound when you kill a monster gets me Everytime 😂

It’s been months now. I’m still shook every time I fight Rise Kushala and find myself having fun

Look , I know this video is fairly old . But I just needed to say that seeing the Kushala poisoned in the video gave me such a huge dopamine rush .

I love reliving the freedom glory days through you and sharing these with my buddy that I spent hundreds of hours hunting with

That intro for Kushla killed me lmfaooo

Back in mhfu I was so scared of fighting chameleos because I thought he _might_ steal my armor/power talons. Ain't gonna find out if this can actually happen or not

@hyliandoctor

3 жыл бұрын

Thankfully, it's just Spiribird buffs and you can steal them back. His weapons in Rise can get a unique Rampage skill that gives you a chance on hit to gain Spiribird buffs, too.

@hyliandoctor

3 жыл бұрын

God, I hope he doesn't steal talons and charms in older games...

@jasonlobo2350

3 жыл бұрын

He can Steal only rarity from 1-3 items so he cant, basically everything that can be trade between players

@Stratelier

3 жыл бұрын

@@hyliandoctor Supposedly he COULD steal literally anything in 2nd gen, but in 4th gen it was limited to consumables (and other low-tier items).

@hyliandoctor

3 жыл бұрын

@@Stratelier oh dear God.

I hope this will help: If you're facing Kushala Daora in MHFU, there will be instances that wind pressure will occur. With that being said, aim for the head & tail, because it has the outside range of WP. I know it's supposed to be a joke, but some players may not know this or forgot this info.

your editing is gold and it gives me a smile when im bored. Keep it going i love the channel!

Bad ass video filled with ton of lore. Can't wait to see the next one, friend! Cheers and congrats on 50,000.

I love how Ted Greg and the farting guy has matching armor

Why you give me the old elder flash back.. so much pain

That was an awesome video dude! Super fun to watch. It was hilarious and epic at the same time lol. Good job!

The legend has returned! All rejoice!

Monke-ing a monster to death is a Chad move.

man, they really need to implement a basic weather system in rise... i miss fighting in the rain 😕

Holy cow the editing in this was great. Keep it up man.

congrats on 50.000 dawg and keep up the good work

Lo behold Ted had mastered The wind of kushala. The mighty Wind asult againts the anteka

I see Ted have trained you well...good job, my friend!

Seeing that u posted a new video just made my day love your work man :)

Love your stuff, can't wait for more!

I love how he just progressively uses bigger sns, there's sns, sns but elemental, then sns but explodes

Kushala: Look at me! Look at meeee! I AM THE WEATHER NOW

My day gets better when I watch your videos!

How am I just now finding your channel? Good music choice (really bringing up a lot of old memories from some of my favorite games) and great memes. You deserve the subs.

When I started fighting teo for the first time I thought it was a shrimp mixed with a lion

@xdsmile5359

3 жыл бұрын

More like a cat a goat with dragon fire

@Eclipse_101

3 жыл бұрын

I’m p sure it’s a chimera :3

If you are a lancer, you can use Twin Vine to identify where the chameleon is

Congratulation on 50k subs. Happy to see this channel's growth

DUDE WTF OVER 50K?! Let's go! Congrats you deserve it!

Not gonna lie: Chameleos is 100% my fav elder dragon both design wise and his attacks. Even though him stealing my ancient potion infuriates me 😂😂

@Eclipse_101

3 жыл бұрын

HE DO FUNNY DANCE :]

Can't say I miss old Kushala

The music transitions are so smooth I love it

Bro how did i just NOW get this in my recommended but anyway this was funny as heck and glad all that patience came out in the end

I didn’t even know it was an elder dragon till later. The whole time I was like, “WHY WONT THIS THING DIE!!!” (Am talking about the chameleon thing)

The most impressive thing here is A monster hunter youtuber/video that dosen't use the long sword

@DevilJhoMama

3 жыл бұрын

oh boy are you gonna be disappointed...

YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! i wait for your vids EVERYDAY!! you’re my favorite MH youtuber

I love your videos so much bro, thanks for the great content :)

Even though he's a total cake walk now, Kush has some great new moves. Love the Dragon element pounce and his one-two air combo.

Bro you’ve EARNED those 50000 subs mate

What a great video, I really love your content man!

freaking love these videos!

Took me a second to get the Randall reference Lmao

I am really happy cham is back.That guy is an annoying Buttcrack.*Plays Chameleos theme*

Always love your content!

Good vids man. I discovered you recently, you’re very good !

I waa really happy to see Kushala have his black winds back. 😁 Was also suuuper surprised at the Dragon element attack it was cool tho

"The powder ganger" I smell a fallout new vegas video coming up

hell yeah i would love to see videos on different games from you ur editting style got so good over the last year

This channel is a gem i am glad to have stumbled upon.

I like how now we can ride into battle on a rajang and literally beat the shit out of elder dragons instead of just watching him beat them for us

Out of all 3 of them, kushala is my favorite now, he’s just so fun to fight

Fantastically well made video man

I love you that used the funke monke version of rajang's theme

My inner child can't stop laughing at every fart noise in the video. 😂

@xdsmile5359

3 жыл бұрын

Same

I respect that monster's Inc reference.

Great video as always!

Ted is just husbando tier, at this point