1:50 Then listen up! You had the chance to be afraid before you joined my beloved corps! But to guide you back to the true path, I've brought this motivational device!

@josharmstrong8813

3 жыл бұрын

EDF just looked at a game of rock and sock em robots and thought *"yeah let's make that!"* Alien making giant ants and frog and crap so why can't we do the same!

@jimmyashtray7665

3 жыл бұрын

R O B O B I T C H

@willr.1495

3 жыл бұрын

“Our big green style, cannot be defeated!”

@NNYYLL

3 жыл бұрын

Oorah!

@jots3293

3 жыл бұрын

"We had two sticks and a rock.. and we had to share the rock."

damn I'm looking gooooooooooooooood

@lordjeremetrius

3 жыл бұрын

Darn straight

@yenmeng

3 жыл бұрын

GOATED

@jimmyashtray7665

3 жыл бұрын

You sure looked good to that giant frog bruh

@hazmat2879

3 жыл бұрын

Him?!

@ftgdarkwolf1411

3 жыл бұрын

The best pair of idiots we have to save the world from the alien scum who have attacked us love ya J And Corn

The only man qualified to defend Earth 5 times

@josharmstrong8813

3 жыл бұрын

Full to the Brim with memes and Hearty laughter just the way I like it

@callsigndobermanairsoft4209

3 жыл бұрын

yes the only way to experience a game properly

@crimsonsam9814

3 жыл бұрын

Soon to be 6

@Joe-ve9xz

3 жыл бұрын

The man who saved the earth 5 times before, is about to do it again…

@yukiterumi7371

3 жыл бұрын

@@crimsonsam9814 8 times*

The video is basically Corn filming JFJ having fun

@CornHolePatrol

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was on the ground most of the time XD

@orinb8654

3 жыл бұрын

@@CornHolePatrol heard that from jfj's video

@louselcortes9489

2 жыл бұрын

SUS SUS SUS

@yuridelacruz2480

10 ай бұрын

@@CornHolePatrolThe average ranger experience.

"I don't wanna go to brazil" -JFJ as he went to brazil

@paodequeijo7316

3 жыл бұрын

flying?

@paulocesarribeiro4597

3 жыл бұрын

you dont like Brazil ?

@paodequeijo7316

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulocesarribeiro4597 my?

@user-zk3kx7sy8g

3 жыл бұрын

What JFJ take his robot to tokyo for: Me: AY YO WHAT THE

@alyss0ndragnel821

2 жыл бұрын

Os brasileiros vão te puxar pra cá por um buraco dimensional embaixo da sua cama, a noite, puxo o seu pé

The use of the Power Rangers theme and the sound effects from Mobile Suit: Gundam is amazing. Not to mention all the shit JFJ says while in his “Megazord” is pure gold.

@brianmacario2224

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget about the “liberty prime”

@erickrasniewski567

3 жыл бұрын

I think pacfic rim would be better but that's just me

@arikredacted7635

2 жыл бұрын

This was glorious.

@8milestudio

Жыл бұрын

“These colors don’t run mother fucker”

@Anton-de5vu

Жыл бұрын

4:30 right here we get nine great lines one after another

Back in my day in the EDF we don't have fancy raill gun tanks and giant robots. We only had was an assault rifle and a grenade for the whole Platoon and we had to share the grenade

@staymad1865

3 жыл бұрын

Cool Sargent Johnson reference

@josharmstrong8813

3 жыл бұрын

@@staymad1865 why thank you fellow Halo fan

@TacticalBaguette

3 жыл бұрын

"This robot is 1000 tons of straight up, HE spewing dee-vine intervention!"

@MoonBeamLaser

3 жыл бұрын

I know what the wing divers like 😉

@night1952

3 жыл бұрын

I had a pal in the EDF that loved sharing his grenades with the rest of the squad, we hated him.

Chat responded with, 'thats enough bugs to make a bethesda game"

@Crazylom

3 жыл бұрын

Twise. Honesty, this line is too good.

@AdeptKing

3 жыл бұрын

Ouch.

@dewaeryadi7776

2 жыл бұрын

But still not enough to make cyberpunk game

@achtsekundenfurz7876

2 жыл бұрын

_F F F F F F F F F F F F U U U U U U U_

@justinpriebe6737

Жыл бұрын

@@dewaeryadi7776 have you done any of the infinite bug spawner missions?

The usage of Liberty Prime and the Power Rangers theme deserves a double thumbs up.

@omegamon0239

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, triple

@EireHammer

3 жыл бұрын

Quad thumbs up approved

@JackTheAssRipper

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda sad there was no Pacific Rim reference

@LiamDillen

2 жыл бұрын

I can feel the power of democracy running through my veins

@artiequick3583

Жыл бұрын

DEMOCRACY. IS NON NEGOTIABLE

I am ugly laughing at J’s unlimited supply of stupid, mech-related one-liners

@alexisferr3883

3 жыл бұрын

Same here Mate , Same Here , we all love the socket man

@shimmyking4

3 жыл бұрын

Probably the best one IMO: Get ready for a steel cage match! 13 enters, *12 ARE GONNA LEAVE!*

@stylishniggachannel4763

2 жыл бұрын

Make sure that she’s this wide

@sirzirconium9231

2 жыл бұрын

@@shimmyking4 arcsys intros

@PeachDragon_

Жыл бұрын

"these colors don't run"

"Let's see if there's some rule 34" words said moments before disaster

@TheAmazingToma2003

3 жыл бұрын

0:40 ?

@stylishniggachannel4763

3 жыл бұрын

Monster girls? What can I except YES

@TheAmazingToma2003

3 жыл бұрын

@@stylishniggachannel4763 I swear I heard that name in Invincible

@stylishniggachannel4763

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheAmazingToma2003 what?

@TheAmazingToma2003

2 жыл бұрын

@@stylishniggachannel4763 did you ever watched Invincible? There's a little girl that can turn into a large male green monster

1:50 Pacific Rim theme intensifies

@DanOMega215

2 жыл бұрын

That would have been great too!

@rayanderson5797

2 жыл бұрын

I'm, like 90% sure that the way it's being airlifted in is a direct reference to Pacific Rim.

Patrolling the Earth almost makes you wish you were patrolling the Mojave.

@blacktemplar1139

Жыл бұрын

Which almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

This is like six minutes of JFJ screaming his head off in a giant construction robot Absolutely fantastic keep it up

This video summarized: JFJ is basically the best damn mecha pilot in the EDF.

Why was the giant robot sequence so unironically awesome tho

@seanwhitman8353

2 жыл бұрын

Power Rangers

@thejonbrownshow8470

2 жыл бұрын

@@seanwhitman8353 plus the seeing it from the ground awesome adds weight to the scene

@BlueEyes274

2 жыл бұрын

Feel Corn's editing helped add to it as well.

@sneedclavehere8918

Жыл бұрын

Because giant robots kick ass

@DEFC0NZER0

Жыл бұрын

Because 'Murica

This is a straight up ad/loveletter to JFJ's channel

@FirstGameFreak1000

3 жыл бұрын

More like a love letter to JFJ

Power rangers with a mech fighting a mech, hits me right in the childhood.

@darkzander3844

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@ThatOneSharky

2 жыл бұрын

Yo so im not the only one!

4:31 "I'm sorry,Am I supposed to give a fuck?" This caught me off guard 🤣

EDF is an endless source of pure joy!

@JamesStocks

3 жыл бұрын

That's absolutely right!

@darkzander3844

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@whatthehell4644

2 жыл бұрын

Just got the game today. Yes i agree and i want to fuck wing diver

@imsentinelprime9279

8 ай бұрын

I just started playing. My god its a blast.

When Australia goes to far and Japan has to fix the mess

@fuwabnuuy

Жыл бұрын

Australians look at this game and go "Why're ya fussin' about some tiny ant bites?"

@daboyz2374

Жыл бұрын

@@fuwabnuuy Average Monday here in aus, don’t even need guns or mechs, dealt with these buggers for years

@Jack5628

11 ай бұрын

You know it's bad when Jesus knows what's up

Should've used Raid™ bug spray, for all your bug removing needs.

@stylishniggachannel4763

2 жыл бұрын

They tried that but the bugs were built different

@Shaun_Jones

2 жыл бұрын

I would have used Raid: Shadow Legends; haven’t met anything yet that it won’t give cancer to.

@marunalister5597

2 жыл бұрын

Who do you think built the mech suit.

@ryanmichael376

Жыл бұрын

Why do you think the bugs got that big

@hibemabygaming4316

Жыл бұрын

@@marunalister5597The big boi Barga is a construction robot which has the ability to beat god in a 1v1

*"DEMOCRAZY IS NON NEGOTIABLE."*

@Glacial_floofs

2 жыл бұрын

there's no 'Z' in democracy. thought you should know

0:47 the context behind that sound makes this scene even funnier.

@ComradeCorvus

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like I've heard it before, but I'm not sure, what's it from?

@jacob_eckenrode

3 жыл бұрын

@@ComradeCorvus its a screaming frog

@rampage75_25

2 жыл бұрын

A screaming desert rain frog sounding like dog toy Its awsome

Fever dream is an understatement.

@rampage75_25

2 жыл бұрын

Lucid fever dream

Can I just say, the moment the Power Rangers theme came on? I was so inexplicably happy. I just couldn't stop smiling at this dumbass part of my childhood used in the most amazing way... Thank you

@rarinrecruit3150

Жыл бұрын

And with all those sound effects too?! Like the moments when large hits landed, he’ll yes it feels great even just watching!

That little segment on 6:27 reminds me of when TheRussianBadger was doing a video on the EDF 4.1; he said in a similar scenario with all those rockets inbound "That weapons' risk is not friendly fire, it's that it will crash your game to desktop."

@berzinga6815

Жыл бұрын

What weapon was it?

@Aureonw

Жыл бұрын

@@berzinga6815 Nades, Like A WHOLE TON of them

@watermelongaming3698

6 ай бұрын

One of the Stampede weapons I think. At least, when TheRussianBadger said it, the person firing it was a Ranger. I assume that it was of the Stammpede series of weapons.

@watermelongaming3698

6 ай бұрын

If it's a Fencer, then it's probably a Dispersal Howitzer. Don't quote me on that, though.

"The Last domino falls here democracy is non-negotiable" best finisher line ever

4:10 *PURGE THE XENO*

I think we can all say that the moment the giant robot came out, we all couldn't help but smile and just be hyped for what's about to happen

Damn I could watch JFJ beat up aliens in a giant mech suit all day YEEHAW

4:06 Is it bad that I started laughing maniacally at this point?

this is a certified hood classic

6:07 "Oh no, Za gaiganto enemy Spaida"

Sometimes I wonder, if the only reasons the insects invaded, was just so the EDF can play with their toys.

4:55 'KING KONGGGGGG'

2:30 Pacific Rim: Downgrade

That entire barga megazord bit was the funniest and most badass thing I've seen on KZread in awhile, thank you for adding quality content to this site

0:52 YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL.

the difficulty in this game goes threw the roof when you add 1 more player

I never seen this game before but after i watched this video i immediately fall in love with it

@JamesStocks

3 жыл бұрын

It's a good time

@imsentinelprime9279

8 ай бұрын

It looks like so much fun

Every new KZreadr that discovers this franchise: we, the soldiers of the EDF, welcome you. (*Evil laugh* we have assimilated another one; soon all of KZread shall sing of this game. It is only a matter of time.)

@unsubme2157

Жыл бұрын

Oh~ we are the valliant infanty! Were the alpha team with passion and camraderie!

I hear Red Alert 2 music in the first couple of seconds, I can tell this is going to be good.

2:10 I was almost killed by laughter when I heard the power ranger music.

"I don't want to go to Brazil!" LUL

1:34 *A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR*

1:50 and on is unironically one of the coolest things I've ever seen in any video game ever.

0:07 when you skip school for one day

Why are JFJ's screams so SATISFYING???

"Let's see if there is rule 34" *me a man of culture* there's a neat 2d shooter out there.

@FM-hw8yv

3 жыл бұрын

Man of more culture than me explain

@frostyprime7913

3 жыл бұрын

Explain

@omegaPSI2006

3 жыл бұрын

Romeo Juliet 145229

@thenuclearoption3565

Жыл бұрын

Homie said that and dipped

3:09 POV: what my dog sees when he trying to escape me and my affection

2:00 wow the new evangelion looks pretty legit

HYPED for that new video lol Those CnC Generals voice lines are too good!

30 seconds in and I'm already losing brain cells at an alarming rate. Job well done!

As someone who watched Power Rangers as a child and generally enjoys giant robots that was fucking hilarious. Bravo.

Sees building collapse *fires several missiles* *pulls out 3 miniguns firing them all* *screams and cries*

1:45 Now the Bugs have to deal with a Bullet Hell, truly the EDF are coming up with ways to stop these monsters everywhere!

Good job, Corn!

Still one of the most played co-op games in my group, EDF 5 is the pinnacle of the franchise and the catalyst for a lot of dumb situations, we got a pretty big folder of screens from various incredibile moments XD

YOU NEED A DISCLAIMER ON THIS. I had this running on a stream on discord and my buddy was driving a semi for work nearly DIED, from laughter. pulled over twice once to throw up the other to take a break to smoke. By the End of TWO VIDEOS we were both panting taking ibuprofen from lack of oxygen to our brains. NO one should be allowed this much laughter

I love that, as opposed to JFJ's own video, this version has many more scenes of JFJ getting dunked on :)

The title should be "Corn and jfj finding new ways to defy the laws of gravity for 8 minutes straight"

6:08 Had me nearly spit out my coffee. The spider trying to look imposing before immediately getting liquidated got me bad, lol!

🧔: did you save the earth? 🧑: yes 🧔: but at what cost? 👦: the earth

THE RETURN OF THE KING HE HAS UPLOADED

i've been re-watching power rangers part throughout the day, it's so entertaining to watch, great job!

Me: *hears first song in video* "Huh, that sounds familiar... I have heard that before somewhere..." Also me: *looks at description* "Unit Ready! Unit Reporting!"

Actually one of the most entertaining videos I've watched in a long time! That was just beautiful.

I really wish they didn’t make this an exclusive

4:50 is the most metal thing I've ever seen

2:10 the new pacific rim goes crazy 🔥🔥🔥🔥

I must say, I wish for your absolute skill in editing. I genuinely enjoyed this video and laughed throughout it. Thank you for my daily dose of pure chaos. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Just been playing through this game, and just recently subscribed to you. the timing could not be better. 👌 Now I just need more EDF videos.

2:26 The new Mario game looks great

There’s something about watching JFJ piloting a Jaeger fighting a kaiju while the Power Rangers theme plays in the background that makes me feel so patriotic for no reason whatsoever

This is a crime that this video hasn't hit a million for this long The natural funny entertainment and awsome edits deserved more views

Omg dat C&C generals voice line, so classic >w

Im tryna watch CornPatrol's own unique take on this game but having watched so much of Criken2's videos on this game, *I still can't stop humming 'The EDF Deploys' sing-a-long* like sum kid. 😅🤣

This what happens when you put several most chaotic youtubers in the most chaotic game

When half the video is J screaming in Patriotism: You know it’s an instant classic

I am happy that I'm not the only one who listens to the MMPR theme while in the giant robot suit.

@dakotasan8719

Жыл бұрын

Sorairo Days or Gao Gai Gar for me

That JFJ guy’s scream is eerily similar to IcyCaress screaming

J cussing at the monster at 2:42 felt right outta Rick and Morty lmao

I can only imagine if the power rangers just kept screaming “fuck you bitch” over the loud speakers as they kicked the piss out of whatever monster was in town that week

5:20 ALMOST F*-@ING DIED LOL

This is one of the most entertaining things ive seen in a while.

2:40 i want the liberty prime voice lines over this

0:27 *MOSCOW! MOSCOW!*

This is pure gold, Corn once again you have outdone yourself, my two favorite youtubers together, please please tell me your gonna do more together!

I'm so glad you survived this LSD trip lol

that red alert 2 music was a nice touch my dude, thanks for the nostalgia

This was amazing. Hearing your friend laughing his ass off was mad

Criminally underrated game series, surprised it's not more popular with streamers etc

The music. The effects. JFJ. perfection was achieved.

We need a bigger robots. JFJ : "Aight. I ride the big fu*k!"

The use of the Power Rangers theme is absolutely perfect, couldn't have done it better myself! 🤣

We are the valiant infantry! We are the Alpha Team of passion and comraderie!

This game was truly ahead of its time. It was like adding the Frostbite Engine to a Third Person Shooter game that incidentally also happened to be an MMORPG

The command and conquer lines at the end are the best 😂😂😂. This whole channel is great.

Like ur cut g/birch slapp! 2:18