Imagine you're sitting in a theater enjoying a nice film, and you look over and sitting two rows up is ChilledChaos, slowly eating a fully-dressed Caesar salad with his fingers

@zabimaru102011

19 күн бұрын

like Frank Burns from MASH once said "Who eats salad at the movies?"

@Bobal27

19 күн бұрын

I didn’t read the word “sitting” correctly, and thought you were QUITE strange, at first.

@GSRDoug

19 күн бұрын

He is salad fingers!!!!

@ChrisTehKiller169

19 күн бұрын

i think chilled is the kind of guy that when he licks his fingers he puts the whole finger in his mouth.

@AshunPhubu

19 күн бұрын

@@ChrisTehKiller169I feel called out 😂

Court unswooping while Chilled was reading was hilarious

@edelbrock443

19 күн бұрын

I thought she was an escapist, but yeah, that was great.

@MoldyCentaur347

18 күн бұрын

could you provide a timestamp?

@DemirAros

18 күн бұрын

@@MoldyCentaur347 5:53 :D

@MoldyCentaur347

18 күн бұрын

@@DemirAros thank you

@zerobolt9506

17 күн бұрын

I thought that's what happened 😂

If you compress 11 grilled cheeses in a hydraulic press, with tomato soup between each one, to make a cube, that's a lasagna.

@NixyRose72

16 күн бұрын

Why did I read that last part in song with the tune "that's amoré"?? Lol the first part was in tune also, but crammed in really fast and then "🎵that's lasagna!! 🎵" I need help lol

Larry voting himself last as hunter not killing anyone else is very on brand for Larry.

"No wait, check him as amne now" is one of the greatest lines of all time.

Larry said "you wanna do something funny", then proceeded to out-funny even himself.

1:15:34 Tom: "Or November 6th, 2006, in North America!" Jeremy, from beyond the grave: *"SHUT UP!"*

Chilled, I regret to inform you that squishing 11 grilled cheses as flat as possble would not reduce the amount of calories in them, even if they now take up less space. the amout of energy is still the same. also it'd prolly be very dense and harder to chew

@calebadam2576

19 күн бұрын

Lies, if I can eat it all at once that's surely the same as just one sandwich.

@shaydes-

19 күн бұрын

he didn't say that it would reduce the calories though?

@PyrenKir

19 күн бұрын

But you'd burn more calories if it's that hard to chew!

Is... Is that the Book you ordered during Courtillys reading?!

@M18Hellcat-17

19 күн бұрын

I’m disappointed that I actually know this… the book courtilly was reading was a court of Thornes and Roses. The book chilled read was I believe fourth wing. Both are smutt.

@lookingfortina

19 күн бұрын

I really love this thru line that’s happening

@hunter552

19 күн бұрын

​@@M18Hellcat-17 she also read forth wing there too. Thats the dragon book they mentioned

@foxymochakitten

19 күн бұрын

​@@M18Hellcat-17To be fair they are both romantasy rather than smut, but I have read actual smut with better plot...

@LycanFerret

19 күн бұрын

​@@foxymochakitten Hell yeah. I've said it before, I'll say it again. Smut books pale in comparison to the god of amazing smut with plot - Fanfiction. Sure you get steamy smut like every 1-4 chapters, but the plot is so good you could just skip the smut and that 400K word story on some free website is better than 90% of books.

You're right Chilled; you wouldn't explode. It would go right to your thighs. And then you'd explode.

@Nightshade25526

19 күн бұрын

thighs first. that's an image... sitting there and suddenly your legs pop like balloons 😆

Everyone knows that you put nine grilled cheese on a crafting table to get a grilled cheese block.

@HolyShadows777

19 күн бұрын

that's not a compressed cube... thats the chonk cube XD

@masterkevkev

19 күн бұрын

Probably would still be less calories than the minecraft cake

I feel so bad for Chilled during the Undead Jeremy round. It's like when Platy refused to snipe Medic-Tay except there was no-one to blame in this case. Just a game bug he had absolutely no recourse against.

48:20 Chilled: "Could they have been Lovers? Or Roommates?" My immediate thought: "Oh my god, they were roommates"

The fact that chilled started with no, but then actively thought about grilled cheese + tomato soup = pizza 😂

Larry had such an amazing Hunter play. 🤣

@MG_Gambino

19 күн бұрын

Larry is a special case of crazy 😂😂. Can't help but ❤ the crazy guy lol

37:03 "Oh my God!" *checks vitals* "Yep, that's a dead Knovis alright"

Hearing Tom go “NOOOI--“ and it getting cut off was so good

Chilled, just smuggle a plastic fork in with you instead of just using your fingers.

@AshunPhubu

19 күн бұрын

I was just about to make the same comment, Plastic forks makes zero noise while eating the salad....... hell the crunch from chewing the salad probably makes more noise

in the vacuum of space, no can hear... I AM GA-

Imagine your swooper partner killing invisible to clear you as sheriff

I would sincerely love to just listen to chilled reading outload.. this is great and the music in the background 5:49

@HolyShadows777

19 күн бұрын

it gets better if you heard the passages court was reading for them not that long ago XD

"He's not real!" That game was so scuffed it's hilarious

1:24:19 sidearms said " large breast " To tom and Jeremy i laughed so hard and the funny thing is Jeremy said " woops " and proceed to get murk by sidearm

I love how you are reading fourth wing

@HolyShadows777

19 күн бұрын

yea ever sinse court read them the passage from the bat one he had to pick up one of the books

@alexaltenberger7324

19 күн бұрын

ironically, i just recently bought the book because i thought the dragon fantasy was intriguing... i knew it was adult themed, just didn't realize just HOW MUCH lol😅 still a very good read though!

You would never be able to chew or digest it, the hydraulic pressed 11 grilled cheese cube.

19:35 I had grilled cheese and tomato soup combo for the first time yesterday for brunch with my mom for mothers day. Was great.

I'm glad to see Matt here, hopefully we'll get more of him in future lobbies

@DFWHoppe

19 күн бұрын

Myatt 😊

@zura8879

19 күн бұрын

Matt comes and goes with these lobbies, but I would definitely love to see him be here more consistently.

Ngl ever since that session of first class trouble, that book has been on my mind XD. Courtiliy def made me wanna read after those excerpts.

I was watching this while doing work and I can’t tell you how fast I looked up when I heard him reading Fourth Wing 😂😂

I love the chaos chilledchaos brings i would love to have a friend like him

I STAND BY THE FACT THAT 4TH WING IS MID AF

@cherishlozares

19 күн бұрын

aur naur, Is it really? It's sitting on my shelf but I haven't gotten to it yet.

@squillivicious

18 күн бұрын

I agree it’s just meh

Absolutely died at the courtilly amnesiac beeline to you fresh veteran kill

YOU READING FOURTH WING OR IRON FLAME CHILLED?

@steffi122

19 күн бұрын

I think it's Iron Flame, since he read about first year cadets and Griffins.

@kitiaralilable

19 күн бұрын

​@steffi122 agreed, the only time professor devera and a drift are together is iron flame

@anoymouskitten

19 күн бұрын

Wait what series? Idk what it's from

@drizztdourden8111

19 күн бұрын

​@@anoymouskitten Series: The Empyrean by Rebecca Yarros #1 Fourth Wing #2 Iron Flame

@HolyShadows777

19 күн бұрын

to be honest I can't remember which one it was cuz he only knew of the "dragon smut" as they called it last time court was reading it them XD

Speedy actually does love patting himself on the back, like alot. You can usually hear the rhythmic clapping... I mean patting through the mic. You can always tell when Sides helping him with that because the patting is ALOT faster and doesn't last as long. The furious 5 they call it. I asked him once "is that ecause its a 5 inch 'pat' or because it last 5 seconds?", he said "Yes" and cryed so hard. He asked to pat my back but I said not while I'm typing, it messes uuppp mey typ in

2x 38g slices of bread + 2x 25g slices of cheese * 11 sandwiches = 1.386kg or 3.06 pounds. If you compressed it to a inch cube it would be 7.5 times denser than lead.

5:24 Is that Courtilly's smut book? 1:10:38 I absolutely love that Sidearms skin.

Chilled don't worry I have the same food issues. I perform surgery on all my candy and separate all of them by color before I'm allowed to eat them (even if it's the giant multi lb bags, those are great it takes a while). Then I eat them from worst to best. With skittles I actually put them into separate ziploc bags and then nest on them like a bird until they get soft lmao, it's sooo good. Or you can put them on the radiator and mush them into separately colored skittles balls. Also amazing with pb m&ms, the pb gets melty when you nest on them for a bit and they burst in your mouth. So good. Cookie dough too, I make it specifically just so I can mine out all the chocolate chips and eat them as I do and set aside the dough to eat straight later 😅 I'm so lucky my bf is as weird as me lol.

@ihavenoidea_whatimdoing3390

18 күн бұрын

He said he's gonna get me a tiny pickaxe just for mining chocolate chips 🥰

@RawrieAddicted

13 күн бұрын

...you sit on your candy??

@ihavenoidea_whatimdoing3390

13 күн бұрын

@@RawrieAddicted yep, not raw doggin it obviously. Skittles like I said usually take something warmer.

Larry being the final vote on himself is hiLARRYious

Grilled cheese and tomato soup does NOT constitute a pizza. It is however the food equivalent of a warm hug!

@cutemess6429

18 күн бұрын

that said, a good cheese pizza can absolutely be substituted into the grilled cheese tomato soup combo.

this is probably one the funniest ones ive watched especially the last one

Dinner and chilled, still best combo Having tortellini pasta xD

@isaacthedestroyerofstuped7676

19 күн бұрын

With a side of broccoli? Nah, that'd be too perfect.

@Savage503

19 күн бұрын

And some Focus Fuel for dessert

@Waffl3B1T

19 күн бұрын

@@isaacthedestroyerofstuped7676 ya know, I do have some in the fridge. I could stream it real quick.

@Waffl3B1T

19 күн бұрын

@@Savage503 I haven’t gotten my focus fuel yet!! I just ordered it and it’s on the way!

I understand the time it takes to eat. I do something similar when I make food for myself. I have to figure out if the time to cook vs time to eat works out, I don't want to be cooking something for an hour that I will finish in 5 minutes

WAIT CHILLED KNOWS FOURTH WING?!?!?!

You are a very entertaining person to watch Chilled Chaos! I'm inspired to be like you one day 😁 I hope that's not weird 😋

Start up the grill and a chilled bideo lets go!!

Id watch a movie with chilled, ill even bring the plastic fork lol

Chilled sounds like a good person to hangout with

beef jerky lol its solves your problems with movie foods

22:40 he realized he had won the game. Checkmate since he knew all evil were dead and claim vigi and since Apple didn’t counter claim she only had to be Sheriff. Great game!

21:00 Chilled on some Willy Wonka stuff 😂

Imaginary Crewmate glitch is so funny

the grilled cheese compression would simply be inedible, it wouldnt explode or anything silly like that but you'd basically have a rock solid block if you compressed it that far and would be unable to really bite or chew it, sure you might be able to swallow it whole but then you are basically just swallowing a stone.

1:03:36 Sorry for being a doubter, but I refuse to believe that.

For a long time my autoplay for KZread would go back to Chilled eating chicken nuggets. But now it seems to have a new video to focus on. Both monologues sound a lot a like, so it I don't look up to see if the moustache is there, I have to listen for a moment to see if it's salad or nuggies. 🤣

Man now I just wanna go to the movies with chilled

eating salad with your fingers is based tbh

41:24 is just lovely

Mans reading Fourth Wing….😂

Break time! (playlist gang)

Chilled you don't need a compressor just a food press one big enough for 12 grilled cheese!

Chilled should make an audiobook on the book and sell it on his store 😂😂😂

Did I see Fourth Wing 👀 where are my booktokers?

Courtilly lived in europe how does she not know the metric system?

@crossfire2045

19 күн бұрын

Does she? i could've sworn she was in NA

@liamfaherty7211

19 күн бұрын

She used to live in france​@@crossfire2045

OMG I love "Four Wing" series! For anyone wondering he is reading an excerpt from the second book "Iron Flame" its a really amazing book series and I can't wait for the next one! ❤😁 P.S. it is definitely a 18+ series

1:23:55 I feel like I'm being gaslit

I would go to the movies with chilled

I suppose it depends on whether the compressed cheese expands when you eat it. If it absorbs your stomach acids and expands it'd be like eating 11 grilled cheeses. The alternative is it doesn't and you've got chunks of grilled cheese in your stomach with the weight of 11 grilled cheese chunks. Your stomach would both feel heavier than if it had eaten just one grilled cheese and emptier than if you had eaten 11. However you would get the "nutrion" of having eaten 11 grilled cheeses. (Nutrition in quotes because nutrition carries a positive connotation, but it's merely nutural. Going 12x over your caloric and sodium intake is still nutrion.)

chilled you should order a stim necklace. it doesn't typically should like chewing since you're just biting object. either way it's not like gum where you have to spit it out then get a new piece, you can just take it in and out of your mouth and be fine. one of the ones i have is like a telephone cord and you can kinda just graze on it. there is an increase in likelihood of people asking you questions about it and some of them can be easy to chew through therefore you have to make sure you don't swallow too much plastic from it but other than that they're p good :)

Chilled you're right. It's hard not to slurp soup and noodles too. And in some cultures when you slurp it's considered good bc slurping means it's delicious.

ah yes... the.

Besides coming out as salad fingers, Chilled seems pretty relatable.

Now I just want to have Caesar dressing on popcorn…

Same amount of calories if compressed. You would probably feel gross or poop yourself shortly after eating the hydraulic pressed mega grilled cheese. 11 grilled cheeses is so many calories. It would probably be above 3000 calories. (Each piece of bread is covered in butter, and it will depend on how much cheese or what cheese you decide to use.)

Not that I'd get it, but you can get a salad at movie theaters, AND They give you a metal fork!?

Damn, I was right that Junk was bad in the first one, he's like extra clueless.

I dont wanna hear ANYONE judging chilled for wanting to slow eat a salad. We can judge him for eating with his hands, but not the harm reduction salad munches!

Im trying to figure out why a movie theater sells salad?!?!!

Chilled sure do a audio book. I'd listen to it. 💙💛👂🏻

Chilled needs to learn how to use chopsticks so he can eat the salad with chopsticks instead

Chilled I'll go to the movies with you

Realization you could do a bit with having your swooped partner kill someone at a distance from you after you yell “LARGE BREASTS” at them

it is defiantly weird. why doesnt he just bring his own fork.

My 23& me confirmed my misophonia. Just goes to show that our urge to kill chewers is DNA deep. 😂🤪

A grilled cheese and a tomato soup won't constitute a pizza because one is grilled and one is baked

“You wanna do something funny?” Well it was really fuckin funny…

Now I am curious; is reading a smut book gonna be your new way of killing your victims in game, or in ALL GAMES? (in game) Also, a suggestion; maybe in discord a section for those reading the series of the books Courtilly had suggested? maybe a book club? Always enjoy a lurk when you stream, enjoy your videos, and sometimes wonder what am I listening to. Hi Jess, Rex, Tortellini, and Crunchwrap. Thank you, ChilledChaos

Jess isn't ok with Chilled chewing gum but is ok with him eating a salad for two hours?

Chilled (0/6) Snitch

What theater allows you to order a salad and where can I find them.

@joshuacaudill5758

18 күн бұрын

The Alimo theatre in Texas

@quietlove12

18 күн бұрын

@@joshuacaudill5758 Figures and I live in Oregon with no possibility of even making it to Texas.

I don't know anyone who can eat 11 grilled cheese sandwiches. And even if someone could, it's definitely not healthy.

When you said you eat salad with your fingers, I was waiting on a damn good explanation for it. Instead, I just get more confused about how your movie theater's sell salad... O.o? I have never been to a movie theater that does that.

57:20 is so funny

I AM SORRY WHY IS CHILLED READING SMUT?!?!?!?

Chilled, I had to stop watching this because the second you started reading I knew it was Fourth Wing and I’m only halfway through it 🤣 let me save this for later.

I like to eat salad with chopsticks.

Alright, chilled is banned from eating from now on

Salad is nachos.

Pretty sure that's a block of cheese.

NO CHILLED YOU DON'T HAVE SPOILERS IN THE TITLE! I HAVEN'T READ IT YET (its next on my tbr)

Not chilled reading/retelling fourth wing!