i can't believe he didn't even bring up the fact that there is a bear TSA which implies that in the charmin universe, they had a bear 9/11

Sir this is is Wendy's.

THIS is the type of satirical conspiracy theories I wish there were more of. No despair, rage, nor paranoia, just laughter at the sheer intentional stupidity.

The line "Is there nationwide segregation in the Charmin Bears universe?" immediately filled me with a terror I have not experienced since Brian David Gilbert's "Oh my god they're civilians"

I just realized that these commercials are an epitome of the joke “Does a bear shit in the woods?”

Orange bear dad was a labor organizer that died under mysterious circumstances in the 80s

Oh yeah, there’s also Charmin ultra gentle, which implies there are green bears somewhere, but they’re never shown. This adds a whole new layer of madness to this already insane conspiracy. I love it so much.

"The world is at my finger tips, you said I couldn't do it, but it's all up from here" This implies choopo is talking to someone behind the camera.

Orange Dad isn't at work, Orange Dad when to get the toilet paper and never came back. THAT'S why the Oranges don't like talking about toilet paper as much.

Choopo can make the weirdest consiparcy theory out of anything and still make it sound realistic.

My theory about the orange bears is that they are a minority hated by both blue AND red bears and are a sort of outcasts. This would explain why they are so poor because they are discriminated against and kept that way by the blue and red bears that rule over them.

Damn, Charmin really implied that there was once a bearrorist

“What’s wrong with you… why are you blue??”

what about ultra gentle?? are there green bears?? did they all die out???

"Is there nation wide segregation in the Charmin bears universe?" is a sentence I neve thought that I would hear in my lifetime.

"BIG TOILET DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW!"- some schizophrenic

A bear family that loves toilet papers has lore???

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Choopo really is becoming the new MatPat, he's already losing his sanity

Okay but can we all agree that those early hand drawn bear commercials were WAY more charming than the stilted CGI ones in the present? They didn’t have to go so hard on the storybook watercolor style but they really did…