“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin; must have known this guy.

@TheSnoeedog

11 ай бұрын

"You know those people on the “Jerry Springer Show”, those are the average Americans. Oh, yeah, believe me. Below average can’t get on the show. Can’t get on. Below average is sitting home watching that shit on TV, getting ready to out and vote, filling out their sample ballot. People are fucking dumb." -- George Carlin *(RIP)* "Dumb Americans"

@afaegfsgsdef

11 ай бұрын

One of my favorite quotes

@empressoftheknownuniverse

11 ай бұрын

R.I.P. George. We miss you every day.

@maswinkels

11 ай бұрын

Great quote. But technically incorrect. Half of the people are stupider than the *median* person.

@jo_annmackenzie7409

11 ай бұрын

Word have lossed all meaning!!!!!!??AHHHHH

“Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are stupid.” ― Ricky Gervais

@hellshade2

11 ай бұрын

LOL!!!

@emptybucket1988

2 ай бұрын

LMAO

It's sad when people need imaginary friends. It's fucked up when they need an imaginary enemy.

@MrHominid2U

11 ай бұрын

Exactly. There are enough @$$holes in reality there's no need to make one up to fight with.

@TheTruthKiwi

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 That's a good one. I'm going to steal it if you don't mind 😁

@creativewriter3887

11 ай бұрын

@@MrHominid2U But then how could they justify their hate, racism, antisemitism, misogyny, homophobia, xenophobia, in fighting, anti-science, anti-vaccine, anti-education, etc and YET get to play the victim?????

@Arkloyd

11 ай бұрын

Run with it. :) @@TheTruthKiwi

@Arkloyd

11 ай бұрын

@@creativewriter3887 Oh, yes, the poor persecuted manchildren.

Herbert's giving a good description of what happens when you focus your telescope incorrectly.

@nagranoth_

11 ай бұрын

I'm never buying a telescope... I don't want to go insane just because I focused it incorrectly...

@creativewriter3887

11 ай бұрын

@@nagranoth_ It's not the telescope that's the problem.. it's the Jesus filter/lens and the Spirit (which is 70 proof) that's the problem.

@Ugly_German_Truths

10 ай бұрын

@@creativewriter3887 70 proof is pretty tame. As it's a percentage of Alcohol per volume it goes up to 200 Proof for 100% alcohol content. 70 would only be 1/3 alcohol in the liquid.

@creativewriter3887

10 ай бұрын

@@Ugly_German_Truths and just enough to f' their brains up

@Ben-no4lz

10 ай бұрын

@@Ugly_German_Truths 33 - 40% alcohol is “pretty tame”?! What are you drinking…paint thinners? 😂

So Godevil deceives millions, including the best cosmologists, but allows this one dude to see the truth? Yep, Arkansas did it again.

@creativewriter3887

11 ай бұрын

Yes.. it's the same mentality that think a two seater, window'd outhouse is a palatial suite!

The minute they said "Arkansas" I knew this was going to be backward.

@creativewriter3887

11 ай бұрын

Yeah.. just like someone from Alabama trying to have a discussion about education.. from West Virginia talking about genetics.

@jolene6911

11 ай бұрын

⁠@@creativewriter3887*banjo music intensifies*

@creativewriter3887

11 ай бұрын

@@jolene6911 LOL! And when they talk about their "clan" .. it's the Klan... the family that PREYS together stays together... and they almost jizz themselves when they hear Martha Stewart talk about K-mart's White Sale.. lol.

@undrwatropium3724

11 ай бұрын

I live in Arkansas. I accidentally became an atheist by studying multiple religions. But yes. Most people here are backwards and ignorant. There are 15 churches including 2 Christian private schools on my 8 minute drive to the gym. I feel uncomfortable and outnumbered by Christians here.

@MrGameandWatch666

11 ай бұрын

As an atheist living in Arkansas, yeah, it’s pretty rough out here

Caller: I have a logical mind. Same caller: We all live in a crater on the moon and the devil is lying to us about it.

@momszycat4148

11 ай бұрын

When he said that I just died laughing. He's dumber than Arkansas dirt.

@mildredmartinez8843

3 ай бұрын

LOOL

Gosh, I sincerely appreciate Dan's effort to take this call seriously. It's incredibly impressive.

“Knowledge begins with admitting ignorance.”

@creativewriter3887

11 ай бұрын

But with xian arrogance, ignorance is seen as "wisdom" and stupidity is seen as "knowledge". And thus is the greatest delusion.

@undrwatropium3724

11 ай бұрын

​@@creativewriter3887they really are anti intellectualists

My mom’s ex fiancé honest to goodness believed that the ultra rich were vampires. His reasoning? It’s impossible for a single person to accumulate as much wealth as Bill Gates in a single life. 💀😂🧛‍♂️

@ragg232

7 ай бұрын

Going the right way, but ended up in the wrong place

This guy is finally living proof that some humans can have an IQ that is vastly exceeded by their shoe size. I REALLY want some of whatever this guy is on!!

@bradweir6993

11 ай бұрын

CO$T a FORTUNE . 👍💩 👉😇👈🏼

@dancedecker

11 ай бұрын

@@bradweir6993 Oh, i don't doubt that for a moment, but if it gets you THAT whammed, it's worth it!!. Lol

You NEVER! ask a "Troll" if they're "trolling" 😅🤘🏼

@queuecee

11 ай бұрын

Sometimes they will fess up.

@philojudaeusofalexandria9556

11 ай бұрын

I've confessed. Usually when it's a reply to a youtube comment I made years ago. The trolling instinct has subsided by that point and I don't want to maintain madness.

@whohawks

11 ай бұрын

How to handle trolls on the interwebs: 1. Don't feed them after midnight 2. No bright lights. 3. Never get them wet

Isn't ignorance of science a wonderful thing? It makes idiots think they know something. Bless his heart.

Another epic win for team None Given 😂

This guy's cosmology would make a dope Fantasy RPG setting.

I need to meet this guy's weed dealer!

@real.evidence

11 ай бұрын

He’s smoking a lot more than weed.

@sparki9085

11 ай бұрын

He's smoking that Reagan era super weed thats strong enough to kill everyone in a ten milevradius

The fact these people have as much faith the devil is real as they do with god. He only exists by their faith....hilarious irony.

When he so dryly asked Dan if he saw the Moon, I was dying. 🤣

Just in case this helps: if he was honest then he's a flat earthen. I've seen the model of the endless ice plane with "craters" which contain "worlds".

@sg40011

11 ай бұрын

the caller sounded like a troll

@sparki9085

11 ай бұрын

The plasma universe is similar to flat earth, and is used by a lot of similar cranks, but is slightly different

@sparki9085

11 ай бұрын

​@@sg40011I wish, but I doubt it. This is all stuff I've seen conspiracy theorists preach before.

@baltrankennedy4565

11 ай бұрын

@@sparki9085 oh neat, I'll check that out too. I find this stuff non sense in reality but they make cool ideas for fantasy settings

@sparki9085

11 ай бұрын

@@baltrankennedy4565 Yeah, if you dig deep enough into my dnd worlds theres a little bit of DNA from these conspiracies in there. If I remember correctly both Scimandan and Planarwalk have done good videos about the plasma universe

I listened to this episode, i can't listen to it again 😂

You gave this dude way too much time.

@creativewriter3887

11 ай бұрын

Just like they give that freaking slavery obsessed dolt Slave of Christ or Amanuel who I call DUHHHHmanuel time. I'm convinced it's simply because they're scraping bottom and need clicks.

@chadhardy35

11 ай бұрын

Should have hung up soon as said we live on the moon 😂

@jo_annmackenzie7409

11 ай бұрын

So did God

I’m really surprised that they gave this guy the time of day.

@creativewriter3887

11 ай бұрын

I"m surprised he managed find his way out of his mom's hooo haa when he was born..and it was a downhill sh-t show into the muck from there on out.

@ChrisFerguson-zm4gt

11 ай бұрын

They were clearly just having fun

@teddrickmilsap5994

11 ай бұрын

With them I'm not surprised.

@davidfitnesstech

11 ай бұрын

Sometimes you have to take a call just for the *pure entertainment* of it ;-) And as a *teaching lesson* to show what some people *actually believe.*

@ChrisFerguson-zm4gt

11 ай бұрын

I'm glad they did...he was hilarious

'But, it's obviously right there in the name! Talk heathen. Talk Heat Hen. Clearly, these guys are in a conspiracy to cook chickens using the power of their voices!"

I checked with some people living in the crater next to ours and they say Herbert is right.

This guy should get his GED.

@stultusvenator3233

11 ай бұрын

Not sure he made it through kindergarten.

@creativewriter3887

11 ай бұрын

HE needs to get out of his mom's basement and his church nursery first.

@ishmaelkelly951

11 ай бұрын

marveloussoftware4914 : this guy's is too mentally challenged even to know what his ABCs is ,let alone get a GED😅

Stupidity will eventually destroy humanity....good example right here.

Standard questions the hosts should ask at the start: "Are you driving a car? ... Are you on drugs right now?"

Herbert hasn't cleaned his telescope since he found it at the dump. Mine see's extremely clear.

Any atmosphere-based telescope or camera is going to show those distortions if you get a Hubble view or a space base view, it's an absolutely clear picture with no distortion....

@paulgoffin8054

11 ай бұрын

Ah... that's what they want you to believe 😂😂

@loomspace

11 ай бұрын

Ironically he bases his theory on atmospheric effect.

The moon does look wavy seeing it through a telescope. It's literally the air above you causing that. It's a well known phenomenon called "seeing" in astronomy. If its really windy, "seeing" is bad. If the air is still "seeing" is good.

“We all live in a crater on the moon”.

This is insanity.

Sheesh, guys, there's low hanging fruit, and then there's the rotten fruit laying on the ground. This guy is just a spot left from where fruit used to be. 😏

@creativewriter3887

11 ай бұрын

He thinks the maggots are bookworms!

"Are you one, Herbert?"

He says that because he does not know how to focus a telescope.

This is the most bizarre conspiracy I've ever heard about Earth.

When this guy said that we all live in a crater on the moon, I about lost it. I thought I’d heard it all. 😂

Herbert is trolling 😂

Sometimes I like to pretend that the callers are totally right, and this one guy with the “reflection” theory is BLOWING MY MIND.

This,may be the best caller yet.

The word planet actually comes from the Greek work for wanderer. Ancient Greeks noticed that compared to the relatively static appearances of the constellations, planets seemed to move around. Which of course wouldn't happen if space is some sort of reflection of an unmoving object. Though I'm not really surprised Herb doesn't understand that considering how regularly they conflated liquid, gas, and plasma.

My instinct is to tell the guy to get his eyes checked 😂 I'm sure it wouldn't make a difference, but if he thinks the moon and stars look different than most ppl do, and that's his only argument, I'd suggest his eyes are having difficulty seeing things at those distances, even looking through a telescope.

@UngoogleableMan

11 ай бұрын

He just doesn't understand what he's looking at. He's actually correct. Look at the moon through a telescope, and it will look "wavy". Thats a well known phenomenon called "atmospheric seeing". If its windy "seeing" is bad, and the image is very wavy. If the air is still, it won't be distorted It's literally just air distorting the view.

He forgot his medication several weeks ago

Dudes a troll.. he wanted to waste time and got his wish.

They’re going to have to design a lot more emojis for me to demonstrate the number of facial expressions I went through listening to Herbert.

Seems like, if the "moon" is a reflection, then maybe we could find the crater we're in by the details we can see through a high powered telescope. Maybe we could find areas that we know such as the Pacific Ocean (since that's the largest region we know), and maybe we could test whether we can see the reflection of any activity we conduct on the moon, such as a bright light. Also, you could communicate with other people by sending light signals into the sky and they would get reflected back through the plasma. This is all testable, but not falsifiable.

This guy’s trolling, hard.

Literally 10 seconds of this man speaking extemporaneously is pretty much all anyone needs to be convinced of his veracity (or lack thereof)

I would have hung so after he said we live in a crater on the moon 😂

I was on board with him not trolling until the Moonmons. Damnit I loved his Crater world idea, it needs love but that's just cool sci-fi.

@creativewriter3887

11 ай бұрын

since the guy sounded like he had his head up his own crater.. well..

I actually enjoy listening to people like 'Herbert' because they confirm how religion kills critical thinking in some folk.

This guy has never been with 20 square miles of a science textbook

Arkansas is at the bottom of academic intelligence.

I’ve actually come across this cosmology before it’s a growing thing

Dan's visible reaction by sitting back at 9:33 says it all 😂

My telescope must be lying to me. Dam. Lol

Where do I go to replace the brain cells I lost while listening to this?😂

I like when the devil says non-deceitful lies.

I thought it was going to be bad when the caller said NASA and the space program are lying to us. Then he started explaining, and it got worse.

"We all live in a crater on the moon". I heard that in the tune of Yellow Submarine. 😂 P.S Iv only seen everything as wavy when i accidentally ingested the wrong substance. 😶

“No one knows”…… except Herbert. Herbert knows.

That was insane. Either he was a troll or he is in desperate need of psychiatric help.

I had to stop after about 10 minutes I can't do it... 🤣🤣

He has logical mind that can see the truth. From his room, in front of the computer.

Imagine if that guy really lives on the Moon and he wanted to call to Moon Talk Heathen, but due to a minor mistake he called Earth instead.

Time not waisted, this is amusing

@creativewriter3887

11 ай бұрын

Time may not be wasted.. but this guy's cranial capacity is.. ..

The devil has us thinking that we are floating in space, all crazy-like. Pretty convincing, eh?

Did this guy not notice that the moon goes through very different day-night cycles than we do? Every crater on the moon goes several days illuminated, and several days in darkness. It doesn't match what we experience at all!

Whatever it is that my mane is smoking, he needs to share. Puff, puff pass! You fucking up the rotation!

What if the devil is actually deceiving everyone by masquerading as the various gods and other religions figures??

@TheGoofy1932

11 ай бұрын

What if "god" is testing us and trying to get the best and the brightest for his little heaven camp? He wants critical thinkers 🤔. Looks like all those blindly believing folks would be 💩 out of luck then. 😉🤣😂

@somethingyousaid5059

11 ай бұрын

For all we know "God" would be the devil taken to the next level.

@stultusvenator3233

11 ай бұрын

If I were the devil, I would have created Christianity for sure.

@BlarglemanTheSkeptic2

11 ай бұрын

What if the devil is a god "borrowed" from Zoroastrianism? And all such characters are simply personifications of humans that existed at the time and whose psychopathy/sociopathy were not understand. There in epilepsy and you've got demons and devils. ☝️ We KNOW that these real people exist - were can demonstrate this. So what's more likely, something demonstrably real, or something supernatural and undemonstrable (but seemingly derived from the unexplained behalf of real people)?

@SuperJal1979

11 ай бұрын

If I were the devil I would create Herbert to annoy everyone he met.

I think he is referring to undulation of the air, like what makes stars twinkle or the asphalt shiver on a hot day.

Herbert says a lot but has nothing to offer but utter madness.

They are lying to you . Says the man who has never been to college 🙄

It's like an episode of Red Dwarf.

I knew this guy was a flat earther the second he mentioned NASA

Maybe he means he sees the planets moving and he might interpret that as waves?

God i miss hearing shit like this! Where can i hear more beliefs like his cause, this shit scartches the inside of my skull in away you can only get from hallucinations or being friends with the hobo in your lical laundry mat

"i dont know how to focus a telescope or camera, therefore nasa is lying to us!!1!"

Oh my god it, it IS Robin!

@canbest7668

11 ай бұрын

Sounds like him

This is a flat out troll call.

@TheTruthKiwi

11 ай бұрын

100% he's just trying to waste everyone's time

@SuperJal1979

11 ай бұрын

I really don't think it is, he is all over the comment section on the original stream. His yt channel is full of mermaids and other such stuff.

@TheTruthKiwi

11 ай бұрын

@@SuperJal1979 I wouldn't be surprised actually. These channels attract the nuttiest fundy conspiracy theorists.

He should not point his telescope at the lake

I love it. "all that stuff".

We're not hear something like this it makes me wonder how the person got started down the path to thinking these things.

@TheTruthKiwi

11 ай бұрын

I'm thinking it involved some swampland, a fire, some crocodile meat and a butt-ton of weed. 😂

@FoursWithin

11 ай бұрын

Improper education, bad community of friends, possibly some drugs, and access to the vast conspiracy section of the internet.

We're whalers on the moon, We carry a harpoon, For they ain't no whales So we tell tall tales And sing our whaling tune!

Claimapalooza. That's this call

Following the good laugh this caller unintentionally gave us, allow me to share some quotes that are credited to arguably the greatest author and humorist America ever produced, Samuel Clemens: - But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Faith is believing in that which I know ain't so. - It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me. It is the parts that I do understand. - Man js a marvelous curiosity... he thinks he is the Creator's pet... he even believes the Creator loves him, has a passion for him, sits up nights to admire him, and watches over him and keeps him out of trouble. He prays to Him and thinks He listens. Isn't it a quaint idea? - You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd, and primitive stories, and you say that _we_ are the ones that need help?

If the moon is a reflection, why can't I see myself in it?

Holy shit! That’s the got to be the craziest one I’ve ever heard!

Dude needs to get his eyes checked lol

OH NO!!!! I just got dumbed down

Also, plasma is not a liquid.

Not only do I think he's on something, I also think he's off something! 🤦😳

They walk among us.

Herbert was clearly trolling these guys. I think I heard him or someone with a similar voice than his troll the reporters on newsmax and the reporters believed everything he said. It was hilarious.

“Eh.. vih.. dense? Is that a word?”

To be fair, he didn't say that the moon isn't real; he said we live on the moon and moved on from there. We live on the moon followed by a bunch of nonsense in response to your push back. His first claim was that we actually live on the moon

It frightens me that lunatics like this exist and are perpetuating their DNA.

@tristanmisja

11 ай бұрын

And that they get to vote 😬

"why wont you let me preach, and are asking me to back up my claims!1!" - herbert the flat earther Edit: Oh no, hes a plasma universe person... That might be worse...

This guy needs a reality check.

I'm afraid i got stupider just by listening to Herbert... I don't now how u guys do it... The resolve, the nerves of steel... I could never!