"We have to Google the incident, just to get angry on that guy" .... hats off, for this line... Very real happening/Happened thing In India

"Revenge is to justice what lust is to love." Gonna remember that for a long time!

@adityakumarsingh437

4 жыл бұрын

Revenge/lust is *evil* ? Justice/love ia *pure* ?

@nivethkumar5869

4 жыл бұрын

@@adityakumarsingh437 nah bro revenge is also a part of justice same as lust is also a part of love

Hey all, thanks for writing in with your feedback (good and bad). Appreciate you taking the time to watch the video. Working on the next one now! Cheers :)

@on-screenfun6065

8 жыл бұрын

Nice video bro :)

@amankumarjha4306

8 жыл бұрын

+Daniel Fernandes , what about salman khan getting bail in 3 hours ? In matters of capital punishment, it is more about who has capital and who doesnt, rest of the content was bang on. I know it was just comedy, but being factually right adds more punch. But overall, smart piece.

@absolutelydanny

8 жыл бұрын

+balbinder singh chaddiswarrama Not affected by hate at all buddy. Everyone's interpretation of art and display of class is very different. You just smile and wave ;)

@AbdullahUsmanKhan

8 жыл бұрын

+Umesh Krishna And you can't say Muslims wanted separation so conveniently! Some did! How can you say all did. And a HUGE part wanted to stay. You will not see that? And guess what, they African Americans are still so badly persecuted that when they can't even ask for actual rights (not just on paper) and equality in the US, how do you think would they ask for a separate state.

@akshayrathore2882

8 жыл бұрын

+Daniel Fernandes bro I love your work. I hope you keep rolling out new stuff.

Such sensitive issues discussed in a humorous way and it made absolute sense. Loved it Danny..

4:40 "No achhe din for criminals back then" #epic

After having a a terrible day at work, almost about to burst into tears, I just slumped on my bed, opened KZread and typed in "comedy" in the search bar. Now sixteen minutes later, I cannot stop laughing and I am so glad yours was the first video to pop up! Fantastic you are! :) Do post more videos :)

u r so intellectual .. that i don't get some of the things u said.. but whatever i didn't get i thought this was bcz i need to work hard on my knowledge .. but u r awesome as i always say

@intellectual_idiot

6 жыл бұрын

exactly

This is the best piece of dark humor I have seen in a while! Kudos to you! Much love

@cadreg5217

6 жыл бұрын

Qudsia Khanam That's not dark.. I literally saw rays of light emerging from that guy!

@ridwan_z

4 жыл бұрын

it's kinda dark but he delivered it with immense humor but if really like Dark stand up comedy then watch Shourav Ghosh's criminals

"Too many people can see.. " - #hecouldn'thaveendeditbetter This was GOLLLDDD Daniel! So sooo good! :D

i think you are the smartest standup comics of india, good job :)

Year City Casualty Government 1961 Jabalpur, MP Not Clear Congress 1967 Hatia-Ranchi 200+ Jana Kranti Dal 1969 Ahmedabad 1000+ Congress 1970 Jalgaon, Maharashtra 100+ Congress 1979 Jamshedpur 150+ Janta Party 1979 Aligarh Not Clear Congress 1980 Moradabad 1500+ Congress 1983 Nellie, Assam 2500+ President Rule 1984 Delhi 2700+ Congress 1984 Bhiwandi 200+ Congress 1985 Ahmedabad 300+ Congress 1987 Meerut, UP 350+ Congress 1989 Bhagalpur 1500+ Congress 1990 Hyderabad 365+ Congress 1990 Aligarh 150+ Janta Dal 1992 Kanpur 300+ President Rule 1992 Bhopal 150+ President Rule 1993 Mumbai 2000+ President Rule 2002 Gujarat 1500+ BJP 2012 Assam 100+ Congress Not a Modi fan, not a "kattar Hindu" not against congress or muslims but still wants to make your facts right. why accuse ony modi for riots.

@barryallen130

8 жыл бұрын

+Manish Kaushik I don't think he is referring to Modi, if he is fuck him. He is referring to Sanjay Dutt in my opinion.

@redpiper9836

6 жыл бұрын

Manish Kaushik Riots, we may never know their direct involvement but Modi gets a lot of shit because it happened in close vicinity, that is all and you know, liberals criticise Congress for 1984 too, it just isn't as relevant as the Gujarat Riots are to our nation's political future at the present sadly

I missed Tambe here... But still you were wonderful... Would love to see you live soon...

@sayedasad3706

8 жыл бұрын

+Tanvi Purohit from pimpri :")

@redpiper9836

6 жыл бұрын

Tanvi Purohit Yeah agree 😄

@vedantgadhvi9315

5 жыл бұрын

Sushma Tambe's Silent Appearance was there @ 7:53

I love this comedy. Nobody does dark comedy in India. Everyone's too afraid. Way to go man! Btw I never noticed the demographics of executed people. Interesting observation.

"You have to Google the incident just to feel angry again"! This was epic :D

Revenge is to Justice, what Lust is to Love. That line actually nailed it Daniel. Dan you rock. Awaiting your next video.

Cut Throat, Brutal and Honest.. you sir are the future of Black-Comedy in india (with resect).. gone would be those days where senseless comedy would go away and with it some mindless surd who laughs for no bloody reason. in all the chaos and violence we need a person like you who brings in a new twist to calling a Spade, a Spade. which brings relief me that there are a few people in this country that wont shout out loud on some news channel to be heard but still convey a message that reaches far and beyond that brings out the guilt of those who "got away" Take a bow Daniel..you truly are a Comic-Relief (pun intended).. i would love to come and attend one of your shows buddy :)

@absolutelydanny

8 жыл бұрын

+RC Thank you for those kind words. :)

@rishab1901

8 жыл бұрын

+Daniel Fernandes my Pleasure Captain

@nahushavkul

8 жыл бұрын

+RC It's dark comedy. Not black comedy. Just saying.

@rishab1901

8 жыл бұрын

+Nahusha Kulkarni I stand erected.. Oops! I mean I stand "corrected" :P

you are an amaxing person! i hv been on a daniel video marathon! and i luv ur thoughtd! i luv the way you convey them! plz do sgare all his videos! HE DESERVES TO HAVE A TELEVISION SHOW!! MAN I LUV U DANNY

@thunderfist232

7 жыл бұрын

His own television jokes would mean that other people will also have a say in all the material he prepares and since he talks a lot about controversial topics like religion and other things, the people who would be airing his show would go against his script and try to change is to some nonsense comedy show like Kapil's. All I'd say is that he is better without a TV show

@rachanakankapurkar8415

7 жыл бұрын

Tanaya Gadre I agree !!!!!!

@shareenarshad1896

7 жыл бұрын

I

It's so rare that our comedians pull off dark humor this well.. loved every line.. kudos 👏👏

like for kapil sharma joke 😂😂

I remember this one time I went through a weird phase and read about ancient methods of execution (yes, ik), and I was scarred when I read about sawing, and being hanged, drawn and quartered. I had nightmares for months. The worst part? I read about worse forms of execution. The ancient times were babaric af. This was an amazing standup btw. I was just introduced to this channel, and I realise I'm 4 years late, but I'm so happy I found this!

You can talk about social issues bravely. We need people like you here in Pakistan.

@spock7945

6 жыл бұрын

there ARE a few there, although the haves and have nots divide is far too segregated there. (so called elites, power brokers and businessmen cum army generals/ brigadiers controlling and steering everything. sometimes that includes media).

@sancharsharma

4 жыл бұрын

Any suggestions for good pakistani comedians on youtube?

You need to upload videos more often Daniel! :) Amazing! =) Greetings from Goa. :D

@NehaPadhi

8 жыл бұрын

I agree More videos More often Please.

this is the type of comedian we need. someone who addresses real issues with satire and humor. plus the guy is bold enough to say what he thinks and have the public laugh about it. his references are on point. and hes not just witty, hes smart. the guys got a long career ahead. loved the video 👍👍

This is absolutely brilliant. A comedian with a strong point of view, and yet can make the other side laugh. We need more of these.

0:44 Corona virus: hold my beer....🤣

I don't know why i never found this before. You are gem, you talk about social issues I sometime forgot to laugh because it meant so deep that I wanted to analyse that idea. But I will pray your success. Just saw all your clips So good

You are by far the best stand comedian I have heard. Without the use of any abusive language the message is so loud and clear. Kudos

He really had the funniest version of NOAH'S ARK... "Shift + Del"

Mr. Daniel Fernandes, YOU NAILED IT, BIG TIME!

I am Hindu, yet I am not offended :P

@nischalshrestha8494

8 жыл бұрын

Look. So many people are giving a fuck.

@ketansrivastav

8 жыл бұрын

big fucking deal

@nischalshrestha8494

8 жыл бұрын

+Ketan Srivastav Why is Big fucking Deal?

@rachanakankapurkar8415

7 жыл бұрын

Chirantan Raut same here dude..

@lifepsycho123

7 жыл бұрын

Not John Cena because Big and Deal are fuckbuddies

"Violent crimes attract death penalty the most." This statement can be used at every section in life.

Daniel, there are very few people, whom when you see performing, you wish they never stop. You are one of those few, and plese keep uploading such great videos for us who can't attend your shows. Thank you!

You know what Daniel, i am quite sure you will never have a lot of fans. Because through your videos you hit where it hurts most. You are talking about the two most controversial thing in india today. 1.Religion 2.Politics And ironically both are very much (or forcefully) related to one other. What you are doing,i think no one in this field of stand up comedy has ever done or will be doing. You bluntly talk about this and then use sarcasm. I am pretty sure that this video of yours will definitely outrage some of my hindu brothers out there or to people supporting 'a specific political party' and i am also pretty sure that in your other videos to come you might mock muslim people or christians and then they will also start disliking you. But believe me, you are a gem of a man. And to all those people who are offended by this video,have you guys ever heard of Russell Peters,if yes then you must be knowing what i am talking about. If no,then please go watch his video keeping this in mind that he is of an Indian descent. "A few may be your fans but they will be the true ones."

@ARJUN7478

8 жыл бұрын

dude its a comedy show. Calm the fuck down!!!

@ARJUN7478

8 жыл бұрын

dude its a comedy show. Calm the fuck down!!!

@PriyankaGupta-gq6xg

8 жыл бұрын

not able to see video

@chirantanraut

8 жыл бұрын

Bcz that was the subject bro.

@renzodsouza4027

7 жыл бұрын

well dude... in my opinion these 2 issues that u talked about are in fact the ones which a country like India desperately needs to take lightly. It is only when we all learn to take jokes on the religion we practice or the political party we support, that we as a country will move forward towards building a truly secular democracy. And what defines stand up comics like him is that not only do they make people laugh but they also give them something to ponder upon. And for the point of popularity, I'm sure he wouldn't mind a few less likes as long as the ones who do are of the intellectual kind. For the ones who get offended there's always the Kapil Sharma show . :)

No one knows when to PAUSE bttr than Danny!!..u alwyz manage to get the best out of every joke..love that..:D..keep it up..:)

Absolutely brilliant stuff. Kudos from Bangladesh.

An eye for an eye will make everyone blind ." The problem is too many people can see" i felt this shit

Dude your comedy just makes so much sense!!! It just puts me into some deep thinking mode. Keep it up man, you're doing a great job!!

+Daniel .. we are dying to watch you live. please come to Delhi.

@absolutelydanny

8 жыл бұрын

+Apoorva Srinivasan Sep 30. Will post details on my FB page soon.

@gauravpande

8 жыл бұрын

dying to watch you live 😅

@TheKush1904

8 жыл бұрын

+Daniel Fernandes : You are just amazing! Great content, every single time. Thanks for the great video.

Daniel Fernandes is one of those very rare breed of comedians that exist. The truely intelligent ones.

The only comedian who gets applause on par with laughter.

extremely entertaining and thought provoking, the best 16.36 mins i spent today keep it up man !!!

i love it when you say.. "some people have to go!!!!"

yaar ab hum students hain kanpur mein ... kaise aayein aapko mumbai live dekhne ??? Please keep uploading the videos, this is one of the most sensible stand up act I have seen in a while. Kudos to you Daniel ..

I am so in love with you! 😍 your punches have such a strong message with great sarcasm! love you so much!

@sarthakarora3212

7 жыл бұрын

you mean he is a great kappa. (Kappa= sarcasm)

oh my god this was uploaded on the day my exams ended I'm so lucky!!And Danny,that's some talent right there,this video was friggin amazing!!Keep up the good work dude!!

Awesome video!I totally lost it when you said,"yeh yakub kaun hai?" :D

Was waiting to watch another one of your videos again. Great stuff. Responsibly Hilarious you are! Waiting for more.:)

I discovered you today and tried following you on Facebook. But getting an error message. Checking dates now, I see this video is 3 yrs old. You are brave and brilliant and this set was the perfect mental stimulation. Wish you lots of success wherever you are now. We need more people like you.

You're by far the best stand up comic currently.

This was really smart! I loved the analogies :)

pure genius,man. the way you combine humour with little nuggets of wisdom is just too good. please upload videos more frequently. your acts are devoid of any cheap jokes and thus are a big hit.

You are good, man. Better than many out there. Keep it up!

i mean i dont understand y are other comics not like u dey jss make a few non veg jokes n u make some really sensible n self questioning jokes wich are like really good n da best part da way u represent each thing like really awsome and ua da best stand up comedian out there!

This guy is intelligent, sensible, smart, hilarious and got that poetic touch to his words.

just discovered you a couple of days earlier and omg im hooked! you're amazing! come to dubai xx

Great set! I think this one is on par with Carlin's suicide/death set. Keep pushing the boundary!

You do some real good acts.. #respect.. Some really sensible comedy..

i think this was your best video yet man! awesome! loved that "1 in 4" people gesture..

I can never tell if he's being sarcastic. It's like he's laughing at all the audience members who laughed at a certain joke.

Dan. U amazing. Witty sarcastic humor. Pls upload videos more often. Looking forward to ur next Live show

Oh Danny, your awesomeness is hazardous to this idiotic society. You gotta stahp slayin'. 👅😘

"Revenge is to Justice what Lust is to Love." Omg. Truly the greatest comedian India has ever had. Hail Danny boy :')

Daniel, I absolutely love your art. It's very contemporary and informed. You make your viewers think about issues which matter. Loved the bit about criminals not having ache din back then unlike now ;) !!! Lots of love !

This was amazing Danny! You continue to kill it everytime! Where can we find out more about your upcoming shows?

@absolutelydanny

8 жыл бұрын

+Jason Mundkur Thanks Jason. I post updates about live shows on my FB page (facebook.com/danielfernandescomedian) and on Twitter (@absolutelydanny)

@akshaynaravane

8 жыл бұрын

+Daniel Fernandes Hey Dan. Like your work. Great on content. Though I would like to see a few more cameras in your shoot which can catch certain moments from different angles and crowd reactions too. I feel it might just get too monotonous with the same camera angle in all your videos over time. Just a suggestion. Would be happy to help you anyway in Bombay. Admiring your work.Thanks!

@divyabhadauria7266

8 жыл бұрын

+Daniel Fernandes no you don't....there wasn't any update regarding your show in indore...that you did on 13 sep...😢

@absolutelydanny

8 жыл бұрын

+Divya Bhadauria Of course there was. Check for posts on my TL before Sep 13, it's there. I also post updates on Twitter (@absolutelydanny)

finally ....your awesome your an inspiration daniel

u hv revolutionized the idea of comedy...itni sari sensical batein sirf 17 min k video me...vo bhi through comedy..unbelievable!!! ur changing the idea of comedy is all abt nonsense...love ur work!

I love it that you raise awareness about everything going on in the world with humour. Goes right into people's heads!

Who else here to check how many times he was abused in comments by keyboard warriors?

@rudrawxd5062

7 жыл бұрын

haaris ahmed lol me

scoopwhoop will never feature this video.unko bura lag gaya hai I love your videos man.

RESPECT in capital and if possible in bold. You are like that one gem of comedy which I never saw in India. It's very reviving to enjoy humor on the issues that sensible peace loving people are facing in the society these days. And thank you for being brutally honest on Hindus.

I wish I could watch it live... I'm just sitting in another country in my bed binge-watching your videos

Daniel Fernandes is India's John Oliver !!! Keep it coming ......

Hey Daniel, I'd love to get in touch with you. I want to know how you got the lense that you see the world through...

@raunaqsingh8629

8 жыл бұрын

Lenskart.com

@watashi_no_proxy

7 жыл бұрын

XD buahahaha you made my day

Danny makes you think and laugh at the same time . Thats what is called intelligent comedy.

One of the most unique stand up comdey gigs I have watched. A lot of laughs and a few realizations in between. Lovely execution! ;)

Dubai or Australia anytime?

@absolutelydanny

8 жыл бұрын

+Vaibhav Namburi Australia

@veebuv

8 жыл бұрын

+Daniel Fernandes SIC!. I'll be looking ahead to meeting you if you pop by Sydney :) . All the best !

loved it man ! What thoughts your have .

amazing! i have become a fan of standup comedy lately and ur is one of the best. ur comedy hits right in the gut.

The BEST. LEGIT LITT COMEDIAN. THE ONE WHO SHOWS REALITY AS WELL. PERIODT.

he makes fun of real things that happened in INDIA.

@dishantmishra3940

8 жыл бұрын

But rightfully so. We Indians have really bad habit of fussing over really stupid issues.

@completelynew009

7 жыл бұрын

IKR? Why make fuss when a rich guy gets away after running over people in the veil of BeingInHuman? But we should make fuss about another rich guy getting bail even though he was not directly involved in any murder, and was born to a Muslim mother. Of course, most people don't know about their lineage as BeingInHuman is as much hindu or muslim as the other guy.

Serious messages hidden in the jokes, hatts off man

This is awesome man!! Its exam time ur videos are my stressbusters. All the best for the next one. :)

You're stand-up comedy actually makes sense and that's why all these butthurts are after you. Great work btw.

google the incident to feel angry again😅😅

This one was amazing!! Had a great time watching it. Love the punches on recent events.

This is absolutely amazing danny!You're the shiz.The level of your humour is beyond epicThe way you tackle social issues X_X.

+DanielFernandes : just wanted to say ki sirf masjid hi nahi bahut se mandir bhi gire hai.

You say muslims get screwed all the time I know one guy who shot a buck, drew a car over ppl while being drunk and still got away ;) Nice video tho

@tuneerchakraborty5836

8 жыл бұрын

He didn't say every Muslim gets screwed. He just said they get screwed awfully disproportionately as compared to Hindus. How come nobody got executed for the '84 anti-sikh riots? Or the Godhra riots? You think those incidents pose as any less of a threat than the Parliament attacks to the integrity and very concept of this country? I guess that's the question he's raising.

@NidzShah-ps6kr

7 жыл бұрын

Siddhesh Kawlekar haha witty!

@9808233899

5 жыл бұрын

"drew a car over ppl", what wrong with that?? haha..........do you mean drove?

This can be one of the best stand up acts I've ever seen.. How brutal yet funny the truth of this world is! =D

awsome video ... always look for ur videos ... i like it when someone says right to right and wrong to wrong despite of religion , fans etc etc etc ... and u do that every tim i just love u for that

I support your freedom to express your views. but do know that they are full of shit. -still your fan

Most of this act was about the death penalty...yet as we indians do we focus on one joke that was not related...i.e. The hindu muslim comparison to whites and blacks. Lol get over yourselves... Its a malaise in our society that we have far more opinion than we have information.

waaaaoooww!! u r d most amazing comedian!! so witty!! my fav!! n plz upload more often

I watched your video after I was googling 'symptoms of depression' and now I'm laughing my ass off....

So, you too think that ISIS is a CIA/Mossad conspiracy? I thought, you were a smart man!

@koolpalb

8 жыл бұрын

+Neosphere Animat USA created ISIS by invading Iraq. With Saddam Hussein in command, ISIS would never have become so strong.

@dineshbfaces

8 жыл бұрын

+Neosphere Animat not a conspiracy but a blunder, check out their origin, ISIS was nothing, US with many blunders and bad decisions ended up creating it and funding it too indirectly. they first brought instability in middle east by the wars, creating many power vacuums and then supported and funded many rebels to fight against remaining powers who with the funding and weapons ended up in ISIS.

Rioters aren't only hindus when you said "Humne toh masjid gira di" -_- It went from awesome to offensive. Cool.

@robintheundeaddevil

6 жыл бұрын

Sad truth.....it was offensive though I agree but bitter truth !!

@moumitachanda7033

6 жыл бұрын

Medhavi Mishra agree wd u..I m a big fan of Daniel..but somehow feel he holds something against Hindus...

@harmankaur2143

6 жыл бұрын

But it happens most of the time.

@Priyanka-hy5qs

5 жыл бұрын

@@moumitachanda7033 true..i feel the same..he is partial

Daniel, I think you are the best stand up comic in the satire genre in India.. I am always looking forward for your videos.. keep posting more and more videos.. this particular video was just amazing.. cheers!!

The best thing about your stand ups is you always have an issue you want to talk about and there's the comic element blended in it. Thank you for that. THAT makes your videos worth watching. God bless.

Whatever claims you made in this video can you provide some facts???

@absolutelydanny

8 жыл бұрын

+Shubham Soni Sir Stand-Up comedy video hain, news report nahin. Itna seriously mat le. Dil dhadakne do. :)

@rajeev3983

8 жыл бұрын

+Daniel Fernandes so in a stand up video you will accuse hindus of india of rascism check the history no other religion is more persecuted then hinndus. you talk as if yakub memon was an innicent guy picked up from street and hanged . also you mean to say if a hindu gets arrested for a small crime they shd be hanged. and plz talk about atrocities on kashmiri pandits who did that??? oh! wait since they are hindus it is not worth mentioning. also find out how many churches stand on destroyed temples.

@shawnmichael2146

8 жыл бұрын

+rajeev3983 When did he say yakub is innocent? And when did he mean a hindu arrested for small crime should be hanged . It is said that only people with an above average IQ level understand the standup culture well enough - my friend, now don't start crying that I called you a low IQ guy, you do seem like a whiner out on a hunt for reasons to cry.

@shawnmichael2146

8 жыл бұрын

+Shubham Soni Trolled by Daniel, how does it feel dude? :D

@ShubhamSoni1

8 жыл бұрын

+Shawn Michael You are happy na... Just be happy. Don't bother thinking about me..

I love your comedy...but this petty attempt of your's of comparing Hindus & Muslims for death penalties is very disgraceful....get your facts right....search for the list of death sentencing in india....I agree people, politicians and even the media in India are biased towards hindus...same is the case for every majority in every country in the world...but you cannot question the judiciary of the country without having substance in your claim....just because you get a mike doesn't mean you can claim any bullshit and influence people....You were just acting as those communal leaders with just a hint of comedy...this was highly uncalled for....please be more responsible and again ...GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!