Now just imagine the DEEP sea creatures we've never found fossils of

@LordWyatt

2 жыл бұрын

A terrifying notion. I think I’ll go hike a mountain to clear my head😳

@bubblegumu983

2 жыл бұрын

Less light less energy less prey less visibility = small animals

@slxxpyhollow

2 жыл бұрын

@@bubblegumu983 Giant/colossal squid?

@courier6ix9ine95

2 жыл бұрын

@@bubblegumu983 the phenomenon known as deep sea gigantism????

@greenthunder1000

2 жыл бұрын

Or don’t.

The ocean is horrifying no matter what time in Earth’s history it exists.

@shadyLemurGames

2 жыл бұрын

Dr Bright scp 106 has broke containment you are needed.

@frozerus

2 жыл бұрын

TRUE

@MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult

2 жыл бұрын

SCP-3000, SCP-1128, and SCP-054-FR: Can confirm * burps out human bones *

@baguswijanrk

2 жыл бұрын

And what it makes more horrifying, the deeper regions of ocean might be barely affected by extinction events because the thousand miles of depth, imagine we never know what possibly could exist and untouched down there for million of years..

@petersmythe6462

2 жыл бұрын

Ediacarian and early Triassic seem pretty tame.

You know you’re a badass when people still fear you 66.5 million years after your death. RIP- Mosasaurus

Imagine a high budget prehistoric marine wildlife documentary, like Blue Planet meets Walking with Dinosaurs.

@ArkaSaurusRex218

2 жыл бұрын

There are alot

@sintenpiet9745

2 жыл бұрын

Try Sea monsters a walking with dinosaurs trilogy.

@phatlewt2932

2 жыл бұрын

i remember being immensely disappointed with Walking with Dinosaurs, such a wasted potential

@miquelescribanoivars5049

2 жыл бұрын

Sea Monsters A Prehistoric Adventure.

@maxtube444

2 жыл бұрын

@@phatlewt2932 Nah man it’s fantastic

You don't have to convince Ark players that the ocean biome is a dangerous and terrifying place. They understand all too well.

@maximaldinotrap

2 жыл бұрын

We also have Mosasaurus in that biome though it is the fucking Leeds that you have to worry about lest your rafts be destroyed.

@danieladomeit9696

2 жыл бұрын

Have a crack a Subnautica my guy, then you can look back with fondness upon liddle ol tusoteuthis

@maximaldinotrap

2 жыл бұрын

@@danieladomeit9696 Oh, we know how terrifying that one can be.

@danieladomeit9696

2 жыл бұрын

@@maximaldinotrap first game tho, not the 2nd, sadly

@ppgod6989

2 жыл бұрын

@@danieladomeit9696 what's wrong with the second one?? I haven't played that one

It feels kinda weird that the biggest lizards of all time were the mosasaurs. Unlike most reptiles, the suffix -saurus meaning lizard is actually accurate for mosasaurs. They were true lizards, most closely related to monitor lizards and snakes.

Some Mosasaurs would even attack any dinosaur that was unfortunate enough to wander too far from the shore. So not even tyrannosaurus was safe.

@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess

2 жыл бұрын

I still like plesiosaurs better

@Clownfan137

Ай бұрын

​@@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess yeah, they are beautiful

Bring back the seaway no one's going to miss Kansas

@Incognito-bo2he

2 жыл бұрын

Same thing with Florida

@MrLolguy93

2 жыл бұрын

@@Incognito-bo2he nah Florida is based

@Joobvideos

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who lives in Kansas and grew up obsessed with the amazing fossils you can find here, I have to agree

@mixcoatl2223

2 жыл бұрын

Shoot if we’re picking off states take Cali too… but not into the ocean, that’s pollution lol

@nottoofast

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrLolguy93 Than you :)

Moses Saurus was not to be messed with. It could call down curses from God to decimate its foes and even part the whole damn sea as a party trick.

@ariahazelwood3842

2 жыл бұрын

True! It literally parted North America to make room for its people.

Your jokes always make me laugh but at the same time I learn new things when watching your videos, keep it up lad its great

@stevenjohnson243

2 жыл бұрын

i liked the joke about the kite woth the bells on it. ha ha ha ha so funny

I think Nigel sums up the cretaceous sea best by calling it hell's aquarium

@theretardationnation5888

2 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp

The mosasaur hucking a chair at an opponent during the seaway thunderdome animation absolutely SENT me.

The chair-throwing at 1:53 minutes in made me smile, thank you.

@MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult

2 жыл бұрын

Reminded me of a specific anime...

@boymancinder2000

Жыл бұрын

@@MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult which one?

@MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult

Жыл бұрын

@@boymancinder2000 I forgor

I like to think that he makes all of these animations on Microsoft PowerPoint and then just clicks the present button and does a voiceover then uploads it to KZread as is

@bexmw

2 жыл бұрын

Step 3: profit

(Ark) Me: *dips into a water* Jellyfish (30 m away): *so you have chosen death?*

@Veryyes3945

2 жыл бұрын

Dont forget the pihranas that come outta no where

@user-ms3pk5do9z

2 жыл бұрын

Also megs

@Veryyes3945

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-ms3pk5do9z also the eels

@user-ms3pk5do9z

2 жыл бұрын

@@Veryyes3945 angler fish that swarms outta no where too

I know you are never going to see this, but I watch your videos to sleep and youtube will randomly start a video I was watching when I open the app. So after a long ass day of work I open youtube and hear "...it's Kansas" in the softest tone ever and I am crying laughing. Whole video is great, that one point though made my fucking day 😂

"Deadliest Ocean Ever" The Pacific in the Late Miocene: Oh! That's cute! Hold my *two 50+ ton* macropredators! The Pacific in the 1940's: HAHA! SHIP GO BOOM!

@sabbagecavage5690

2 жыл бұрын

What were the predators then?

@mixcoatl2223

2 жыл бұрын

@@sabbagecavage5690 Livyatan and Megalodon… 50+ ft steroid orca and great white shark pretty much lol

@starlight0313

2 жыл бұрын

@@mixcoatl2223 *sperm whale

@starlight0313

2 жыл бұрын

@@mixcoatl2223 meg is not related to great white

@mixcoatl2223

2 жыл бұрын

@@starlight0313 it had top teeth like an orca though and a shark… don’t be that guy lol “acshully” 🤣

If only most teachers will explain things like the way you do mixed with humor, then the students will learn and like the lessons being taught.

That fish within a fish is in Hays Kansas, used to love that place when I was a kid, great museum

@ShiniDoesDubz

2 жыл бұрын

Oh what you've been there? That's awesome

The Loch Ness monster gave this video a thumbs up

The algorithm enabling my paeleocontent addiction again. Liked and subbed!

@SoulDelSol

2 жыл бұрын

Same!

"Got a beach house I could sell you in Idaho " Frank ocean was just off by a couple million years lol

Imagine being so good at what you do you cause a minor extinction event by existing. R.I.P. Mosasaurus. The real GOATs.

"A pair of buses... But underwater." 😂 Great delivery. I also have found the bus measurement and building floors somewhat helpful for "how can I actually understand how big this big extinct animal was?"

2:30 that’s the clam that fought sandy in spongebob

I found your Hyrax and Elephant video a month ago and I've been hooked since! I really enjoy the topics you cover in your vids.

@Sebi076

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah this guy needs more subs, his jokes make me laugh and his videos are very educational and get to the point, I learn new things every time I watch one of his videos.

@ploutophylax

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sebi076 Exactly! Like PBS Eons and Moth Light Media but man's got jokes.

I'm not scared of the ocean per se; I just don't feel any need to go back on the last 400 million years of evolution lol. Another awesome vid, really enjoying the meme energy you've got going on!

@highr4nksteel636

2 жыл бұрын

Might just depend on where you live, remember that some of our ancestors even fought beasts of the sea, the Selknam of Chile were indigenous whalers!

Ironically, despite the neck, Attenborosaurus was a Pliosaur.

After playing subnautica, you cannot faze me with these casual pictures sir

@victorpopescu8073

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but these are real.

@klx6265

2 жыл бұрын

@@victorpopescu8073 Dey extinct bruda, dey as real as da tooth fairy 👀

@victorpopescu8073

2 жыл бұрын

@@klx6265 then show me a fossil of the tooth fairy xd

“The deadliest ocean” Me: the grand line..

The way you say "Spiky beaks... and they're big." Is classic.

@boymancinder2000

10 ай бұрын

"-t h e s i z e o f y o u r c a r."

@boymancinder2000

10 ай бұрын

"-t h i s b e h e m o t h?

Man, this makes me want Kosemen to write another "All Yesterdays" but it's all aquatic creatures; as if modern day deep sea creatures don't look weird enough

“Who here is scared of the ocean” Me:”hi, my name is thalassaphobia, here’s why: everything that isn’t an animal, the animals are than afterthought because getting dragged to your death by a current is far more likely than a squid…” You’d be surprised how many people drowned to death, animals ignored the ocean is scary.

@LordWyatt

2 жыл бұрын

The ocean was scary enough before you account for the creatures of the deep😬👌

@silvertheelf

2 жыл бұрын

@@LordWyatt yes

@ewokwarrior2656

2 жыл бұрын

The Ocean is on the surface, a dirty desert. But underneath it is another world waiting to eat us.

I'm scared of the ocean. In my area I've seen basking sharks, ocean sunfish, and humpback whales. Ok so they're all harmless but they're huge and the water is so dark you can't even see your feet when you jump off boat and are floating on surface

@joshuaortiz2031

2 жыл бұрын

what area is that?

@paisenpaisen

Жыл бұрын

​@@joshuaortiz2031 the atlantic probably

I watched this will absolutely no clue about the tone so when the first joke rolled out I was dying from being so caught off guard, great stuff dude

Is this an ancient biology video or your stand up routine, my man's could be the new dead pan master

I bet the plesiosaurs used their four flippers like a dragonfly uses its four wings.

You had me and my kids cracking up man. We enjoy your videos, thanks.

No lie, I had an actual fear of the WIS when I found out about it in middle school. The idea of such a huge swath of the continental US once being submerged in giant-infested salt water? Rocked my entire 13 year old worldview 💀

My favourite extinct ocean animal is anomalocaris from the cambrian

You did have me learning some stuff in your way of telling it. Thank you. I usually have a hard time absorbing what I just learned, but you made it interesting without going overboard. Keep up the good work. 🙂

I am afraid there is something unsuspecting might eat me like a great white, giant squid, orca,and Cthulhu.

Literally more scary than Subnautica

Most aquatic birds have " spikey beaks"

@Gasmaskmax

2 жыл бұрын

But are they big?

@makenziejax2153

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gasmaskmax the birds?

I love the gentle humour!

To be fair, not much beats giant space rock. Well. Except giant space paper.

Great video budget museum! I really like your sense of humor throughout the video while describing the terrifying creatures that lived at the time. How do you think the Miocene Oceans with Megalodon and Livyatan compare with the Cretaceous in terms of dangerous animals? I cannot imagine an ocean with two of the largest predators of all time living side by side.

I search for serious natural history and you make me laugh out loud! Always educational too ... keep it up.

I love the humor in these video's, please keep it up. absolute quality stuff

You got to be a real gangsta to rule the worst sea in history aaaaand cause a minor extinction on top of it

@darkmistico

2 жыл бұрын

we also are the cause of a minor extinction event

I love this channel. Just like a good, real museum, it’s so relaxed and interesting.

bro i love your narration style, keep it up!

Your videos are entertaining and make me happy when I watch them, thank you

1:52 this is the single greatest animation ive ever seen

Any ocean that has both Megalodon, and Mosasaurus is the deadliest ocean period.

Idk maybe we never discovered the true king of the ocean.. his bones still not dug up.

@rageraptor7127

2 жыл бұрын

Gulp

@seanrosenau2088

2 жыл бұрын

The Bloop

@mixcoatl2223

2 жыл бұрын

@@seanrosenau2088 man if that wasn’t a glitch or something fuck that, let’s just cut our losses… we don’t need the ocean that much

@m4sherman926

2 жыл бұрын

@@mixcoatl2223 it was an iceberg.

Just found your channel and i love it :) am listening while playing Ark so its pretty fitting.

@leeherren9705

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha same, Ark's sea is my second home

bro i love these videos so much, giving great information along with funny humor thrown in the mix out of nowhere making for a great laugh XD keep up the great work!

your content is informative yet hilarious at the same time. awesome!! ❤️

Not sure if I learnt anything, but fun video! Cool editing!

Great work! Love the editing too

0:09 that is where my trust issues began in volunteering in honest

2:09 clams and relatives are bivalves, not Gastropods. Both are in the Mollusc phylum, but Gastropods are things like snails and slugs

Cool video! It's good that it's style is simple. Something that I would have loved added tho is a human for scale, so that you get a really good idea of how big (or small) these prehistoric creatures where.

This popped up in my recommended and I've just made it to the big clam two minutes in and you've already earned a like and sub, you have an amazing energy hahaha

Ginsu shark was kicked out from the server Pliosaurus was kicked out from the server

Now I am imagining Dorothy and Toto going in a time machine instead of having a tornado take them to Oz. SPLASH!! "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!" *Cue Mosasaurus snapping them up instantly.*

I’m not scared of the ocean because of what is in it,I’m scared of the ocean because I can’t swim

“Who here is scared of the ocean.” *someone raises hand* “Idiot.” Me: dude im literally scared of the ocean no matter what

Hope you do videos on the lesser known (extant) sea creatures like polycheles, praya dubia, sea salps, argonauts etc. !

Ah yes, my second favorite Percy Jackson book.

The humor in this video is gold

great video and script!!! loved the triangle image of the four families of dinosaur we'd find in there.

Great video👍👍 Thank you very much😄😄

Loved this video and your video on the great dying. Got a subscription from me

Definitely one of the best paleotubers

So Australia took one for the team and keep that shit for from us

A video like this about big cats would be awesome, great videos!

One day your channel gonna blow up brother.. great content 👍

I was educated and entertained in equal measure! Thank you for your knowledge and humor, and a great presentation.

I saw a documentary about a SIX FOOT Penguin that was an apex predator... that's scary!!

17 meters for an apex predator is absolutely insane....

200 million years of "Welcome to the Jungle, we got fun and games".

your stuff is gold

There's a reason why the Mesozoic oceans are known as Hell's Aquarium.

It's a lioplurodon Charlie! A magical lioplurodon! It's gunna lead us to candy mountain charlie!

God it would be awesome to really sea that ocean and those creatures in action

You are the God of paleontologist type vids my dude.

i couldn't help, but your background music is the last piece played in "Your Lie in April" anime, and that is sweet.

Excellent content.

*Meanwhile, Me, a mythology nerd, clicked on this video expecting it to be talking about the Mediterranean*

Maybe we should ask the queen elizabeth? She was the queen during at that time too

Too bad we can't take indestructible time traveling submarines and see them in person.

This channel just gained a few thousand more subscribers in half a day. Congrats

You’re gunna get a lot of subs my dude

The ocean is still filled with deadly creatures.

@williamchamberlain2263

2 жыл бұрын

Frickin' box jellyfish

I'm terrified of the ocean. I refuse to go on cruises, or even fly over it. I'm ok at a beach where I never go past the point of my flat feet touching bottom. One time something slicked around my legs while I was wading and I peed and ran screaming to the beach lol

@jesusespinoza8467

2 жыл бұрын

It’s an irrational fear. Anything can happen at any given time. Don’t cut experiences out of your life just because you’re scared. Face the fear homie, it gets easier that way.

@frozerus

2 жыл бұрын

at least it wasn’t a jelly fish. it might have been a water snake tho 😃

@fabzter

2 жыл бұрын

@@frozerus not helping lol

@fabzter

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesusespinoza8467 so you acknowledge it's an irrational fear. But at the same time you assume he hasn't tried to face his fears. So you had the first part well, it's an irrational fear. But It won't go away by acknowledging it as such. It doesn't work like that

@jesusespinoza8467

2 жыл бұрын

@@fabzter true

Him: think clams and mussels are boring, will you be the same person after I show you this behemoth. Me: This big shellfish gives me big hungry

Very good video!!! Thank you…

I remember that xiphactinus fossil at the old Miami science museum before it closed down. Man that museum gave me so many great memories.