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"How many did you score" "3" "wow a hattrick, nice" "no, 3 hattricks"

@aliviachaudhuri1841

2 жыл бұрын

Copied comment get a life kid

@MehmetKaya-yu1wu

2 жыл бұрын

Hat Hat trick

@bca-jo6fo

2 жыл бұрын

@@aliviachaudhuri1841 shatafaka

@AmierBruv

2 жыл бұрын

@@aliviachaudhuri1841 you also copied some comment kid

@AmierBruv

2 жыл бұрын

@@aliviachaudhuri1841 oh you are a Roblox kid no wonder you comment seems like Roblox kid

This match is actually good for discovering what the unwritten rules are. Apparently when you have 7 goals, anyone on the opposing team can rugby tackle you in the box and won't get called

@hardcorefakes12

Жыл бұрын

Get concacaf'd

@robrob9250

Жыл бұрын

Usually I would say that was unsportsmanlike behaviour but up against Haaland I feel like it only makes it more fair if the opposing players are allowed to cheat. I feel like they could launch artillery barrages at the guy and it wouldn’t stop him. It’s ridiculous how good he is.

@user-lb4pe8hh8y

Жыл бұрын

Bro i mean come on when you re up 8-0 you can’t expect to get the calls

@zalor4254

Жыл бұрын

@@hardcorefakes12 fr 💀💀💀

@jasonkafidi1505

Жыл бұрын

Lol

He brought a whole team to tears😭

@Golias_Thomas

5 ай бұрын

T_T

@ShawnFX

3 ай бұрын

Dude is a menace for doing that to grown men😂

@gaburierusan8179

2 ай бұрын

a whole Country

@leonardos2925

Ай бұрын

Bro was a monster by that time already while Pessi receives gifts from FIFA, LOL. How unfair awards were turned now. He scored in ONE GAME 9 times more goals than Pessi in the entire MLS 2023... while CR7 was the global top scorer and Haaland a bit close to him. For me Haaland should by this point (February of 2024) have at least 3 FIFA Best Player if the award was FAIR. By these awards are based on *opinions* so facts and numbers play no significant role at all, what a shame.

@joonseoyang6256

Ай бұрын

@@leonardos2925respectfully the the ballon dor is voted by team captains and fifa the best is voted by more than 500 players that have very well played against messi and ronaldo

Lopez getting up in Haaland’s face at 5:08 and then Haaland going on to score more and Lopez walking off the pitch crying at the end is absolutely hilarious.

@thibs2837

5 ай бұрын

exactly what i thought

@ihavenoidea4727

3 ай бұрын

But you have no idea what he said to Lopez. What if haaland was a legit asshole or just fucking stupid like he sometimes is? I. E what if haaland is the bad guy here.

@chronicbadsect0r

Ай бұрын

much average and premature comment

@mantasookinavicius5154

Ай бұрын

@@chronicbadsect0rhow so?

@human-connections

Ай бұрын

​@@mantasookinavicius5154 don't feed the troll

3 Goals - Hattrick 9 Goals - Haalandtrick

@hoihoi1473

Жыл бұрын

Good one

@Charlie.cu.y

Жыл бұрын

Haatrick

@Mcdouble123

Жыл бұрын

Haatrick

@jacobgoddard9688

Жыл бұрын

Good one

@Ashby81uk

Жыл бұрын

@@Kaiblow of course he did

referee: *disallows his 2nd goal* haaland: "and i took that personally."

@msolec2000

Жыл бұрын

It's correctly disallowed, though.

@robertburch3813

Жыл бұрын

@@msolec2000 Yes, he pushed that guy in the back to get the ball.

@williamborjamancia

Жыл бұрын

Thats what i thought jaja

@aberamagold7509

Жыл бұрын

@Scarlet Pimpernel Great name. Oddly enough I was thinking about this movie yesterday, except it was more of a memory that revolved around the movie being on TV one afternoon during Christmas break when I was a kid.

@bakerhalt

Жыл бұрын

haaland: "spineless from the start.. sucked into the part!"

Is Erling Haaland Human or Machine? Right now Haalnad is already making History like, 3 Hatricks in 3 matches, Scored a hatrick in his Champions League Debut, First man to score 52 goals in a Premier League season. Erling Haaland is indeed a record breaker

@SosaDosaRL

8 ай бұрын

He scored 36 not 52 goals

@griffen121

7 ай бұрын

The one game I played his skill is legit called terminator

@griffen121

7 ай бұрын

The game is called football master 2

THAT PROUD DAD... HE CANT BELIEVE IT EITHER!

The fact that he had one disallowed and still scored 9 more what an absolute beast

@mindcet.

Жыл бұрын

@@offcentralizedgovernment7820 Dude scored 3 hat tricks and you’re out here hating lol

@joshuaevans5943

Жыл бұрын

@@offcentralizedgovernment7820 How else do you want him to score? Is he only concerned a good goal scorer if takes on 6 players and scores from 30 yards out? Or are all 9 goals not goals in your eyes even though you can clearer see in the video your statement is wrong? Wtf are you harpering on about mate

@lulzywizard7576

Жыл бұрын

@@offcentralizedgovernment7820 the giant knows where to stand to put them in. that's a talent in and of itself that every striker wishes they had.

@emmanuelaustin465

Жыл бұрын

@@offcentralizedgovernment7820 can u play at all, shut up and watch football

@7dmix88

Жыл бұрын

LIONEL MESSI'S TOP 11 GOALS FOR BARCELONA kzread.info/dash/bejne/e2xnm6Ntpc6pfrg.html

from psycopath in breaking bad to a superstar football player, well done todd.

@scotttowers1759

Жыл бұрын

What's a psicopath?

@user-fv7uz5dd1v

Жыл бұрын

@@scotttowers1759 ψυχοπαθης

@Chrispius327

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@FalvinBoks

Жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO JUST REALIZED HE LOOKS LIKE TODD

@AshRektum

Жыл бұрын

top tier comment

he scored 3 hattricks. what a legend

oh man. the anxiety i would have as that goalkeeper everytime haaland approached! 🥴

Whats incredible is he could have had 12-13 goals, had one taken back, hit a goal post, missed a few barely. He's basically when you create a player in FIFA and put all his stats to 99 overall.

@JoeyB-2001

Жыл бұрын

not to mention he probably should have been at the penalty spot two or three times

@cwb1130

Жыл бұрын

​@@JoeyB-2001 yeah they literally tackled him to the ground. had to have been a bit of mercy from the ref to say no penalty lol

@icecubemakermachine3000

Жыл бұрын

yeah and you also have beginner difficulty

@imasavage95

Жыл бұрын

@@icecubemakermachine3000 yeah lmao 🤣

@xyz-wh5qh

Жыл бұрын

What a shame to score 9 goals against weakest opposition

He literally has the whole opposing team streaming tears at the end

@Spiritualbirthright

Жыл бұрын

The very ending clip had ME in tears. The contrast of their emotions is remarkable. The best part, is that I can tell the smiling Norwegian is not intentionally mocking or insulting the Honduran for losing. The Nord is genuinely happy, and seems to be saying with his physiognomy that the Honduran should not take the game so seriously. It's not the end of the world!

@yuikonnu5079

Жыл бұрын

Fr the opposing team literally dealing with PES maxed out character

@Weasel65

Жыл бұрын

makes them wonder what the point in continuing to try and be pro when monsters like that exist.

@KCJbomberFTW

Жыл бұрын

Yeah could imagine 😂 Haaland basically went: Hey see your First Lady? imma bend her over in the middle of the pitch you watch

@IK7.

Жыл бұрын

Yoo that's crazy💀💀 I've never seen something like that💀😂.

Muito fã desse grande atacante que já demonstrava que seria um talento no Salzburg , tem tudo para ser um dos maiores goleadores da história! 👏🏻💥

I really appreciate you adding the many numerous misses / chances to put proper context on this effort. Could have easily been 12 for the man

Just to realize how crazy this was and how much of a monster Haaland is, he won the Golden Boot in the U20 World Cup from just this match alone. And Norway didn't even make it out of their group. The Silver Boot winner scored only 4 goals all tournament, and his team won the final. Haaland is a absolute mad lad.

@khhamchemz9978

2 жыл бұрын

Even I could have scored more than that.He actually missed many than he scored.Playing with such teams any forward or strikers would score more than 9 dozens. 9 goals is too less.

@justleo3740

2 жыл бұрын

Litterly a giant but oke no wonder he gets in easily

@uruacufutsal1

2 жыл бұрын

@@khhamchemz9978 why arent u playing in the U20 World Cup then bro

@gnochhuos645

2 жыл бұрын

@@khhamchemz9978 me looking for who asked

@GamingWithKJ_YT

2 жыл бұрын

@@justleo3740 so are others?

The goalkeeper before the game: "What's the worst that can happen?" "Relax, it's just another game..."

@minflips

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@megawatts-jq5xm

Жыл бұрын

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@scs-yt

7 ай бұрын

Honduras didn't have a goalkeeper though

@redbloodcell4047

7 ай бұрын

_It's only one man_

Human goals machine his kicks are really unstoppable!

Ahora en su primera temporada con el city ya rompio el record de 32 goles de Salah , y faltan mas partidos por jugarse , es una maquina del gol sin dudas!

Ain´t no way he got the other team crying 😭😭😭

@Iku00

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, we can't even make fun of them for it, anyone in their place would be crying as well, they just fought a dark souls boss not knowing what the fuck they are even supposed to do

@alanphilpott863

Жыл бұрын

@@Iku00 Poor management/strategy calls.

@ETRNLIZE

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@kreizeeboi

Жыл бұрын

Dude wanted to fight haaland at first then goes home crying 😂😂

@alexmonkeys1454

Жыл бұрын

@djbabyboi I'm from Nepal and we have a sports week in our school where students play several games ( table tennis, chess, basketball, swimming and more) for a week and it ends with a football final match where all school and parents are present and I was on a football team. I usually don't call my parents to see the game but I did and my father being a proud dad called his brothers and other relatives we had. Our team took 16 goals that match as 2 players were out by red card and the other team had a school star player. Oh dear lord, I shed way many tears in the changing room ( not because my team got annihilated, but because my relatives came to that match and saw my team fail). I feel the pain of Honduras feeling such pain when witnessed by thousands of spectators.

man literally scored three hattricks in one game, something ive never in my life have seen, i thought these things only happened in the FIFA video games.

@juliuism

Жыл бұрын

hattricks square

@liamosborne6859

Жыл бұрын

it's a hat trick hat trick

@siddoesntthink3029

Жыл бұрын

@@liamosborne6859 he collided them together prob typo so it doesn’t matter

@KCJbomberFTW

Жыл бұрын

I don’t even think I could get 12 goals in FIFA all day

@user-dr2ww2jg8o

Жыл бұрын

FIFA video games 🤓

this fifa gameplay almos looks like real life footage

All strong and well taken goals. The opposition just lost the plot, nobody marshalled the team into damage limitations mode, still trying to score when they should have brought down the shutters and lived to fight another day. Great stuff from Norway.

The scariest thing is not that he scored 9 goals, it is the fact that he could have scored 20. And this was actually a serious competition.

@IvaanCroatia

Жыл бұрын

Honduras is a serious competition? Lol this guy xD their whole team is like 200 euro worth my dude.. look up the FIFA player statistics, their best player is not even top 100,000 lmao

@Fumbiii16

Жыл бұрын

This isn’t a serious competition. Will he do this in the World Cup with good teams I doubt it. Dude is overrated

@nightrunner2613

Жыл бұрын

@@Fumbiii16 And you are better than him right?

@yungboomer6467

Жыл бұрын

@@Fumbiii16 if he had a good national team to play on yea

@Fumbiii16

Жыл бұрын

@@nightrunner2613 I’m just giving you an opinion I’m not saying I’m better but he’s definitely overrated. There’s always someone better than you. I watch more fighting sports and train so yea I’m definitely better in that category than him rather than football.

He basically scored a hat-trick of hat-tricks!

@petrosbabinn1695

Жыл бұрын

He scored a fat roman IX

@lordbunnie5228

Жыл бұрын

He got a hatrick into hatrick hatrick squared

@teaspoon9825

Жыл бұрын

he got hat-trick sq

@CianPalmeras515

Жыл бұрын

Bro scored triple hat-tricks 😮‍💨

@vastolorde2229

Жыл бұрын

Bro got 3 hat n 3 tricks!!!

Watching this video practically doubled the amount of soccer goals I’ve seen in my lifetime

The fact that he easily could have scored 5 more! What a guy

@pozzezz

2 жыл бұрын

i love how people say this like they wouldn't if they could lmao

@ashleyryan6222

2 жыл бұрын

But he didn't tho?

@Unknown-fh5lb

2 жыл бұрын

@@pozzezz risk of injury, commands from coach and physiologists reccomendations, haaland is prone to injury ffs

@aflow-

2 жыл бұрын

@@Unknown-fh5lb you're literally saying that he couldn't lmao

@robertquirk3714

2 жыл бұрын

@@pozzezz He was brought down in the box two times (other than the one he scored the penalty). One seems like a penalty was not given and the other seems like it was given but they missed the penalty (sounds like it was not Haaland who took it). That could've been two more goals.

Reporter: "What is the secret of scoring 9 goals?" Haaland: "Hard work"

@Min-pp1kl

2 жыл бұрын

YNTKTS

@mrbadway1575

2 жыл бұрын

The end of all flesh is near!.....Sports is a distraction!.....Don't be distracted nor deceived!.....Neither religion, Vaccine, wealth, rosaries, nor any tradition can save you; only LOVE/GOD (THE COMMANDMENTS). If you have ears, please; HEAR, OBEY & LIVE. REPENT STUDY KJV BIBLE FOLLOW THE COMMANDMENTS AND LIVE NO VACCINE

@aldyrahmad983

2 жыл бұрын

@@Min-pp1kl KKTBSYS

@sreesai7801

2 жыл бұрын

so who asked tho

@alfayetofficial3373

2 жыл бұрын

@@Min-pp1kl njir

Never seen a striker have that hunger for goals along with positioning and proper patience to receive the ball. When he gets a taste it’s a feeding frenzy

crazy how he got so popular in 1 year that people actually started pronouncing his name right. 🤯🤯🤯🤯

I was not supposed to go to this match in Lublin because I thought it might be too boring. So far, I thank my wife for persuading me to go. Now I can say that I was there and saw with my own eyes what Haaland did

@antgarc7321

Жыл бұрын

Awesome your still not cooler than me tho

@abdel8807

Жыл бұрын

Every man needs a wife like that 🤣 lucky u mate , wish u all the best

@romariodossantos4692

Жыл бұрын

Did the wife also go ?

@Gooralson

Жыл бұрын

@@romariodossantos4692 yup :)

@Gundum

Жыл бұрын

he raped Honduras

When you play Fifa on "easy" difficulty.

@hypnotix9291

2 жыл бұрын

not even a difficulty but yeah 😭

@justinherbert53

2 жыл бұрын

@@hypnotix9291 that’s why he said it in “quotes”

@michaelrivera8385

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@gaultv8230

2 жыл бұрын

Beginner mode

@gabriielsc

Жыл бұрын

this reminded me of my childhood where I used to create 99ovr players and play in beginner to see how many goals I could score

Erling Haaland the legend!! Amazing athlete 👏👏👏👏👏

The beautiful game and the people who recognize it 👏👏👏👏

I appreciate the player wearing 11 for the extraordinary assists😃😃

@averagejoe114

2 жыл бұрын

Jens Petter Hauge

@ScaffoldingPLAYZ_YT

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@mrbadway1575

2 жыл бұрын

The end of all flesh is near!.....Sports is a distraction!.....Don't be distracted nor deceived!.....Neither religion, Vaccine, wealth, rosaries, nor any tradition can save you; only LOVE/GOD (THE COMMANDMENTS). If you have ears, please; HEAR, OBEY & LIVE. REPENT STUDY KJV BIBLE FOLLOW THE COMMANDMENTS AND LIVE NO VACCINE

@vp5536

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrbadway1575 Okay

@patrickoconnell5726

2 жыл бұрын

Did anyone realize how shit the ref was

what makes him so lethal is his insane ability to analyse what's going on and position himself in the right place at the right time... Amazing!

@MrVvulf

Жыл бұрын

Zico (the great Brazilian player and coach) once made that same comment about Ronaldo R9. Yes, finishing is important, but movement OFF the ball and putting yourself in the right place at the right time is what leads to finishing opportunities. R9 had it, and Haaland has it.

@stevenmartinez846

Жыл бұрын

That, plus he’s tall, strong as hell, and has elite speed dribbling in control.

@apapz3245

Жыл бұрын

Or just playing a trash team no where near the skill level needed to compete with Norway..

@exy7114

Жыл бұрын

Blue lock?

@scotttowers1759

Жыл бұрын

@@MrVvulf pretty sure that was Sir Bobby Robson that said that pal.

A boy destined for greatness 🥺🥺

One man literally put a whole nation to shame.

they're even wearing an H on their jerseys for Haaland, he's just that inspirational

@Seroxm13

Жыл бұрын

What a way to honor the King!

@jre.bored0153

Жыл бұрын

Nah, man, why against my country he should've scored on some island Carribean country like that

@torrezz8549

Жыл бұрын

@@jre.bored0153 it hurts fam 😞🇭🇳

@85editz

Жыл бұрын

That’s violation lmao. 💀

@85editz

Жыл бұрын

My country Puerto Rico beat Bahamas 7-0 and British Virgin Islands 6-0

Meanwhile goalkeeper, 'This is my last football match ever.'

@yourmomisgay1420

2 жыл бұрын

dude looked like he was allergic to the ball,

@daviesfriends7303

Жыл бұрын

He's gone full Karius

@nobytes2

Жыл бұрын

the defense was atrocious, he can't make miracles

@awyd5858

Жыл бұрын

@@nobytes2 for sure but he was still weak asf, poor guy

@nobytes2

Жыл бұрын

@@awyd5858 yeah I mean let's not act like Haaland isn't a few leagues above sub teams.

These are the scenes I've been seeing a lot when I do Football Manager

the dude speaking on the mic was fangirling over halaand the whole time

His teammates played excellent too those passes to him were also suberd couple of times..

@marcusklinger2838

Жыл бұрын

what does "suberd" mean?

@MKitchen75

Жыл бұрын

@@marcusklinger2838 do you really want to go after typo...

@emilgoetlling406

Жыл бұрын

@@MKitchen75 I am not going after you, just genuinely want to know what you wanted to write.

@shopliftingcentral

Жыл бұрын

@@emilgoetlling406 he meant superb

@elBossmano

Жыл бұрын

@@emilgoetlling406 unless you have a single digit IQ I think it's pretty obvious what they meant

He made several grown men cry from being so good

@huntercopeland9371

Жыл бұрын

I played hockey for most of my life, one time my team was down 8-0 in the first period. It was such a devastating, humiliating, and embarrassing feeling. I cannot even imagine what it’s like to be utterly humiliated like this on the world stage, especially by one player.

@PaleBlueDott

Жыл бұрын

@@huntercopeland9371 it would break the best of us

@lslater3003

Жыл бұрын

They were crying because they were embarrassed. They did not seem like they were playing very hard. They have no defense.

@tomives3298

Жыл бұрын

@@huntercopeland9371 I remember my bro beating me 8-0 on Fifa and crying.

He’s so good at being onside in the prem this year he was only offside 8 times for comparison Kane was offside 15 times and salah was offside 22 times and Ivan Toney was offside 27 times like he’s truly a once in a generation player

When having such a big lead, why not just bench him the rest of the game to reduce the risk of injury? He is clearly a big asset for the team

@MullerFan28

Ай бұрын

Final group stage game and norway were out already

Manager: "Show No Mercy!" Haaland: "And I Took That Personally..."

@user-sv4gc5kx3h

2 жыл бұрын

Don't be ridiculous, he was lucky that he didn't have a goalkeeper on goal, he literally shot an empty goal, this goalkeeper seems to be afraid of the ball, so he runs away from it

@Loch-Ness66

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-sv4gc5kx3h And now u cry or ? :))) Just enjoy bro,football it's everything,don't be stupid,enjoy it!!

@true3554

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-sv4gc5kx3h always a hater ,u guy's keep finding excuses. Haaland was better than the other team that's the reason he scored all the goals ez.

@ttsplayz

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-sv4gc5kx3h if he wasn’t a goalkeeper, whats he doing in the pole🚶🏽‍♂️ You didn’t get the joke aswell 😕😭😂

@krgbh627

2 жыл бұрын

Michael Jordan 🤣🤣

What impresses me most of all about Haaland, is that he is an incredibly unselfish centre-forward. If there is a team-mate making a forward run, Haaland has the instinct and the vision to make that pass; and usually done to perfection. He is more like a creative midfielder in some respects. He is a truly exceptional player. I wish he was at Leeds. Oh well, we can dream.

@VibesMercante

Жыл бұрын

This man said Leeds 😂😂😂😂

@tyroneevelyn

Жыл бұрын

@@VibesMercante they wouldn’t even be able to afford a minute of a wages 🤣

@VibesMercante

Жыл бұрын

@@tyroneevelyn Im sorry I couldn’t read your comment, I’m on the phone to Elon musk to see if he wants to work in my bottling factory

@urdaeatmoths

Жыл бұрын

@@VibesMercante you know he grew up in Leeds right? And is a massive Leeds fan you mong

@johon127

Жыл бұрын

@@VibesMercante haaland was literally born there

Funny how the other team starting getting aggresive after he scored the 9th goal

He made the opposing team cry 😂😅

Interviewer: "Why did you score so many goals" Haaland: "eh why not?"

@MrAD-mb9nh

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@user-bq8bj8nk7v

2 жыл бұрын

ハーランドゴミ👆👆👆👆👆

@StreamClips.73

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@user-bq8bj8nk7v

2 жыл бұрын

@@StreamClips.73 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

@user-bq8bj8nk7v

2 жыл бұрын

@@StreamClips.73 sorry

Stadium Announcer is underrated, He is speaking haaaalaaand 9 times

@colemerchant8926

2 жыл бұрын

You definitely bunked English class.

@Arun12killer

2 жыл бұрын

Its commentater😂

@colemerchant8926

2 жыл бұрын

@@Arun12killer No it's "commentator" 🤡.

@ju-lb7iu

2 жыл бұрын

@@colemerchant8926 hahahha

@ferryindriawan5980

2 жыл бұрын

do you know "underrated" means?

Have to keep an eye on this kid, he's gonna be good.

@2xxxs

28 күн бұрын

One day he can be a footballer

the best part comes right at the very very end when the Final Score is posted on the screen..... and the goal scorers have to scroll down in real time as there's not enough room to fit them all on screen at the same time 🤣

Those finishing in his all goals...He will be know for his speed,Shotpower,Physique etc...

@Felipex674

2 жыл бұрын

I'm from Honduras and I can definitely say that we have a very bad team. Any mid-good player could scores us 9, 10, 11 goals 😂🤣

@unseenplayer9841

2 жыл бұрын

@@Felipex674 nah HAALANF STILL A BEAST tho But I’ll see what you trying say but not that much Peolpe would score 9+ Trust maybe 3 but not 9 not even man

@mrbadway1575

2 жыл бұрын

The end of all flesh is near!.....Sports is a distraction!.....Don't be distracted nor deceived!.....Neither religion, Vaccine, wealth, rosaries, nor any tradition can save you; only LOVE/GOD (THE COMMANDMENTS). If you have ears, please; HEAR, OBEY & LIVE. REPENT STUDY KJV BIBLE FOLLOW THE COMMANDMENTS AND LIVE NO VACCINE

@minimalrandom

2 жыл бұрын

not dead to be remembered

@MaruzSoChill

2 жыл бұрын

He’s the next generation ronaldo, his power and physique are insane

This just shows that ur shots don’t need to look good and have power. His shots are grounded with a slow pace but a perfect shot in the bottom corner is all you need

@Ivan-yq9rc

2 жыл бұрын

Depends on the situation and distance from goal. Rarely would shots like those go in from far unless the keeper is blinded and it is perfectly in the corner.

@te6997

2 жыл бұрын

Or come up against a crap team

@TopEverything-mx2qh

2 жыл бұрын

@@te6997 😭😭👍👍that's more like it

@legendboi_2711

2 жыл бұрын

@@coolmacatrain9434 I get what u mean but the sport is a team game. Haaland is one of the only good players in Norway. And if you’ve seen bundesliga u can see that he plays the same style

@robchap6304

2 жыл бұрын

Most shot power in the world i have no idea what you on about

Who's here right now after he scored 5 In the champions match vs rb lizpieg

I remember a friend and I bought him in a coop fifa career back then. He was something 65 ish rated and we had no idea who he was but looked like baby ibra to us. He quickly became an insane goal machine. A few days later this match happened and that friend sent me a screenshot of the 9 goals saying our baby scored 9 in one match IRL.

Insane considering, he could/ should have had 12 goals in this game (1 non-allowed and 2 not given penalty)

@Rindiculousfun

Жыл бұрын

And then 2 more he barely missed or rang off the bar

@abdullahayoub7319

Жыл бұрын

What about 2 offsides..but given goal.. and the goal you talking about ..the non allowed one was in ethical act by Halaand..should be given a yellow card

@higgolini

11 ай бұрын

He also could have had 7 or 8 if he missed a couple of the ones he scored...

I remember following this game live. Haaland had already popped up onto my radar as a potentially great player of the future, but didn't in my wildest dreams expect him to score *nine* goals in a single game. Prodigy!

@mmp5453

Жыл бұрын

yet you're not a scout. hard to believe that one.

@marcuswatson4910

Жыл бұрын

@@mmp5453 lol tbf the best eye for talent is probably sitting at home watching games on the tele.

@gavrfc09

Жыл бұрын

@@marcuswatson4910 or playing football manager.

@swaminathanr7974

Жыл бұрын

Don't flatter yourself. No one cares about your radar

@agussslovesfaso13

Жыл бұрын

Bruh people really just came outta nowere to hate its crazy fuck them your radar was right with haaland mate

1 Disallowed and a easy penalty not called, yet he still scores 9 goals is insane.

When I read the title, I thought it is 9-0. I watched until the end, it is 12-0.

@nihshin-6607

2 жыл бұрын

So 😢

@muhodarifredws

2 жыл бұрын

It was 9 only for him then u should abviously except for more from others

@ScaffoldingPLAYZ_YT

2 жыл бұрын

Bottttttttttttt

@mrbadway1575

2 жыл бұрын

The end of all flesh is near!.....Sports is a distraction!.....Don't be distracted nor deceived!.....Neither religion, Vaccine, wealth, rosaries, nor any tradition can save you; only LOVE/GOD (THE COMMANDMENTS). If you have ears, please; HEAR, OBEY & LIVE. REPENT STUDY KJV BIBLE FOLLOW THE COMMANDMENTS AND LIVE NO VACCINE

@iGoku1

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrbadway1575 k

They were just about rugby-tackling him towards the end. Unstoppable.

@Model_Roe

Жыл бұрын

They're brave 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 how do you tackle a 6'5 guy???????

You know it’s good when the commentators skip the energetic stage and become calm

Deveria ser 11 gols se o juiz marcasse os dois pênaltis claríssimos que ele sofreu! Simplesmente um monstro! Melhor do mundo muito em breve!

The only guy who scored triple hatrick

@mik3eyve

2 жыл бұрын

Check out Archie Thompson Vro

@mlaphyitel.f.c3428

2 жыл бұрын

@@mik3eyve Ok

@mrbadway1575

2 жыл бұрын

The end of all flesh is near!.....Sports is a distraction!.....Don't be distracted nor deceived!.....Neither religion, Vaccine, wealth, rosaries, nor any tradition can save you; only LOVE/GOD (THE COMMANDMENTS). If you have ears, please; HEAR, OBEY & LIVE. REPENT STUDY KJV BIBLE FOLLOW THE COMMANDMENTS AND LIVE NO VACCINE

@funnyfootball6742

2 жыл бұрын

And Phil foden when I’m playing fifa 😂

@zivgg

2 жыл бұрын

hatrick hatrick

Haaland is the embodiment of perfect consistency, he does everything simple to a perfect degree, every touch has a meaning and whatever that meaning is it happens

@Model_Roe

Жыл бұрын

I believe he'll get to Messi or Ronaldo status easily provided he's consistent

@acarith8494

Жыл бұрын

@@Model_Roe Easily, no ACL tears or shocking drops in performance and he'll get there quickly, especially with the mentality of always training to improve

@Model_Roe

Жыл бұрын

@@acarith8494 agree 💯 and people always downplay him or try to discredit him and each and every time he keeps proving the haters wrong you can tell he's motivated by naysayers

So good he made a team of young men cry

If Pep Guardiola were the manager, he would be subbed out at half time.

This guy is just a giant. Even today he is shining at the premier league. Infact top scorer as at now

@legacyrefresh6068

Жыл бұрын

honduras is just ass though, if it was against a better team, its wouldnt be like that tbh. He is talented but he did this against a shit int team

@gioshav

Жыл бұрын

@@legacyrefresh6068 yesterday he had 5 goal contributions in a game. he is a beast

@legacyrefresh6068

Жыл бұрын

@@gioshav Ik he is but putting him up against a shit team putting 9 goals in is kinda dumb. I’m not hating on him or anything because he is amazing but when he gets 9 goals in a game let me know

@commentbrowser3166

Жыл бұрын

@@legacyrefresh6068 how many international goals do you have??

@aberamagold7509

Жыл бұрын

@@commentbrowser3166 At least as many as you.

That goalkeeper is just amazing

@AlexanderBrown77

Ай бұрын

1 Thessalonians 4 kJV ✝️🩸 14 For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so them also which sleep in Jesus will God bring with him. 15 For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep. 16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: 17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord. 18 Wherefore comfort one another with these words. Colossians 1 kJV 🩸 14 In whom we have redemption through his blood, even the forgiveness of sins:

Nowadays he needs like 3 games to score that many!

This has the vibe of a match in a youth club, where one team is leagues better than the other.

If you get scored on 5 times before half time just leave 😭😭😭😭

@nothingnothing6365

Жыл бұрын

Fr 😭😭

@UltimateGamer-sl2kx

Жыл бұрын

Bro even 4...😭😭

@iJuulia

Жыл бұрын

as a Brazilian I feel personally attacked

@antoniopedrorodrigues2377

Жыл бұрын

@@iJuulia kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

@aloneindec

Жыл бұрын

@@UltimateGamer-sl2kx Newcastle did, didn't leave, what happened then.

Every once in a blue moon, a player appears and you can just tell that they're going to be legends. In recent history we've had Ronaldinho, Ibrahimovic, Ronaldo, Messi etc... Haaland is the future.

@calib373589

Жыл бұрын

What about Mbappé?

@LtCommanderTato

10 ай бұрын

@@calib373589 Overrated egocentric and a bad team player. We will see how he does once his legs start declining. We arent that far from that now.

@daveo6277

9 ай бұрын

​@@LtCommanderTatoUnfortunately so. My issue with him is his success came too early. Aged 19 with a world cup trophy put his future in a bind left to me. If his thinking is that such success comes so easily, that would be a great disservice to him.

Whoever this guy is he's got to get signed by the big clubs. Unreal

@annaracheletosto5931

26 күн бұрын

He plays in Premier League now, in the Manchester City club. 💙

Haaland is actually eligible to play in the upcoming U-21 World Cup, even though he is 22 years of age. It would be really fun if he participated! : D

What a beast... the way he runs at you like a train... he actually made that defender cry

3 hattricks in 1 game 🔥🔥

@jayjay-zb8zg

2 жыл бұрын

COULD OF BEEN 5 OR 6 HAT TRICKS....

I cant believe people are hating on haaland in the comments Its like ronaldo said, ''they hate me because Im too good'' same goes for haaland, the best player in the world

Haaland a dia de hoy es fantástico. Un crack 👏 ⚽️

From winning a major championship with Na'vi to scoring 9 goals in a game, well done S1mple...

@moemoe8390

Жыл бұрын

They look nothing alike and aren’t even from the same country, what are you on about?

@bubicone

Жыл бұрын

@@moemoe8390 they aren't from the same country?!?!?! wow you're extremely knowledgeable thanks captain obvious! I felt like they look alike thats it if you don't think so you can move on with your life...

@adriano760

Жыл бұрын

@@moemoe8390 they do look alike

@tomasbrcek8528

Жыл бұрын

@@bubicone Erling isn't fat like S1mple is...

@bubicone

Жыл бұрын

@@tomasbrcek8528 oh really? is he also taller?

After Messi Ronaldo, He gave me goosebumps and hope for a great future football

@reemdaak3591

Жыл бұрын

How did you lose hope?there’s no logical reason the next era are already breaking pl and wc records.Mbappé needs four goals to break the wc reccord and Haaland needs 3 games to break the pl record😂😂😂😂

@benedictezimoha1866

Жыл бұрын

Safe to say he didn't disappoint so far

@LtCommanderTato

10 ай бұрын

@@reemdaak3591 Mbappe is playing in a low tier league, easy to statpad. Haaland is playing on the hardest one and still is doing amazing stuff.

Damn dude almost scored 15-20 goals in that game that’s crazy 😂

Bro made the whole enemy team crying 😅

What a goal keeper 👏🏿

@user-sv4gc5kx3h

2 жыл бұрын

as if afraid of the ball

@UrogbhoCop

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-sv4gc5kx3h 🤣 🤣 🤣

@oldcartoons3448

2 жыл бұрын

Yo dump , if Norway 🇳🇴 is playing with France 🇫🇷 I can easily give a 🌹 to erling funeral ⚰️👍😇 rest in peace holand

@user-bq8bj8nk7v

2 жыл бұрын

ハーランドゴミ👆👆👆👆

@pearce05

2 жыл бұрын

@@UrogbhoCop to be fair, that keeper had no help from his defense, and Haaland's a monster. Even the best goalkeepers in the world wouldn't be able to stop most of those goals.

the team that went up against holland if people only knew how good every football team is compare to normal people they would be in shock, even low bronze players from regular teams are insanely good at football, so basically for holland to score so much it just shows how good he is, not how bad the team he was up against.

@ava.tar69420

Жыл бұрын

Correction Honduras

@Chris-55

Жыл бұрын

This is the worst Honduras in decades tho so...

@zKrazeM8

Жыл бұрын

@@Chris-55you missed his point😒

@bror8228

8 ай бұрын

Holland...? His surname is Håland....

Man this kid is good, hope he will be signed by big club

2nd goal was incredible

You can feel and see the hate throughout the whole match against him and the team 😂

@Model_Roe

Жыл бұрын

Yup because he's kicking their begujd

"Ok, he scored 9 goals against Honduras, but make him play in Premier League and then we'll see" some bloke some time ago

@ToreBerglund

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@albertsiamminsang6687

Жыл бұрын

Haaland scored 9(Nine)Goals And you score just🍼🍼 😂😂

I scored FOURTEEN once. Can only remember the one that came back off the inside of the post, for one of my teammates to slot in.

It reminds me when I was a kid, who created a character in Winning Eleven who was 2 meters tall and 99 in all attributes

I love this guy, he got skills and no drama, no diving, does not give two shits about being tackled

@tinderella2386

Жыл бұрын

The guy dived like 5 times in this video. It’s a horrible insidious culture in this crappy sport. Players Always act like pussies and take dives and get blown and pushed over like they’re a freakin butterfly

@victorbf124

Жыл бұрын

@@tinderella2386 Pele and Maradona were the best because they wouldnt fall!!

@united6997

Жыл бұрын

@@victorbf124 Maradonna was a cheat though

@seanmatthewking

Жыл бұрын

@@tinderella2386 I didn't see any clear dives, but I agree about the sport generally. The weird thing is I played all throughout high school and it really doesn't happen much. But the pros are out of control.

@DreamerHCF

Жыл бұрын

@@seanmatthewking it should be like hockey where “diving intentionally” is illegal and they have to pay money after game and it’s embarrassing in the media for them

Meanwhile Zlatan: Next 20 Years will be More Competitive for me

@mrbadway1575

2 жыл бұрын

The end of all flesh is near!.....Sports is a distraction!.....Don't be distracted nor deceived!.....Neither religion, Vaccine, wealth, rosaries, nor any tradition can save you; only LOVE/GOD (THE COMMANDMENTS). If you have ears, please; HEAR, OBEY & LIVE. REPENT STUDY KJV BIBLE FOLLOW THE COMMANDMENTS AND LIVE NO VACCINE

@sreenandu8974

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrbadway1575 ok.. Bye

@kiranmunankar

2 жыл бұрын

🤣 🤣

He really went all out for a triple hattrick😂

that intro with headphones is insane

He looks like that guy who bullies the weak future friend of the protagonist from every highschool movies.