HEADS UP: You're cool, and I hope you're day is going well. May your enemies perish and your allies prosper. May your spoons ever rust.

@WretchedRaymond45

8 ай бұрын

:D !!!

@tomby_

8 ай бұрын

I miss my flesh. =]

I don't think he was trying to get out if the stew with the "lemme show you the towels" thing, I think he was just trying to desperately teach him whatever he can, right to the end. But he sinks back in when he's reassured that it was taken care of

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

That makes a ton of sense, especially with his resigned response

I remember being way to scared to watch this when i was younger but now the only scary thing is the uncomfortable noises that happen😭 Happy fall daniel!❤

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

It's all fun and games until we start cooking fish. Happy fall!! By far the best season, zero dispute. Only valid dispute here is LA Dispute.

@CatsPumpkins

8 ай бұрын

@@danielprofetawould you do a video on the mandela catalog if you haven't already?

@CatsPumpkins

8 ай бұрын

@@danielprofetaomg wait no! idk if you've seen them yet, but there's these "fnaf vhs tapes" and they have the same vibe to "don't hug me i'm scared" sorta ish it's a really interesting topic to cover and the community would love it

“Now f*ck off and go watch another video of mine” I swear this man is a comedic genius.

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

I agree, I am a comedic genius.

@andistansbury4366

3 ай бұрын

​@@danielprofetaI agree, you are a comedic genius.

I never thought I’d go back to Salad fingers after watching the film theory but here I am.

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Welcome back, there's been a couple new episodes since the last time film theory made a video on it

@jellyfishfingernail

8 ай бұрын

david firth actually debunked matpat's theory

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

@@jellyfishfingernail Quite unceremoniously iirc

@stingerjohnny9951

8 ай бұрын

@@danielprofeta He was like “no, this isn’t all in SF’s head, it’s real?”

@jellyfishfingernail

8 ай бұрын

@@stingerjohnny9951 i love david firth lmao

I'm very late to this, but LET'S GO. But one thing I adore about Salad Fingers, is that the creator doesn't even know what is happening in this series. Like David Firth has said before that he's just as unaware of what's happening as the viewer and I love that.

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Didn't he basically say he was high out of his mind when he came up with half of it?

@TheKillerMoth

8 ай бұрын

@@danielprofeta That sounds like the perfect way for Salad Fingers to have been created

No. Daniel. Please do a full analysis of Salad Fingers. Everyone had already talked about Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared too, and your DHMIS videos are still some of the best on KZread. You have this uncanny knack for… not missing the point of viral horror properties. Which you’d think wouldn’t be that hard, but… P.S. I’m doing a presentation night with my friends this Saturday and my presentation is “top ten cannibals.” Mr. Fingers is #2.

@MyDarlingStarla

8 ай бұрын

Is Hannibal lector number one??? (Asking for a husband)

@everything_on_red

8 ай бұрын

@@MyDarlingStarla sorry to inform you he is number 5, my number one is actually just an in-person friend of mine--as a joke ;)

@HimariRose-gg1hq

5 ай бұрын

@@everything_on_redI’m kinda curious on who’s on your list

Finally you did a video on Salad Fingers! Good god this series used to scare me but now I love it so much. I have to admire how ballsy David Firth is honestly, Salad Fingers isn’t even his most grotesque work!

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

I'd love to cover Cream or the Unfixable Thought Machine or maybe just a video on David Firth in general. Such a unique artist

@RocksterStudios-tt3eh

8 ай бұрын

@@danielprofeta please check out the Black And White cartoons he’s done, they’re my favorite and honestly? It is BURSTING with commentary about mental illness and shit and NOBODY talks about them at all.

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

@@RocksterStudios-tt3eh Maybe that'll be a good thing to cover soon, thx for the recommendation!!

I grew up with it man everyone was afraid of him back then

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

I was born around the time episode one came out hahaha

I keep forgetting that salad fingers is british. Not a single fiber of my being realised until you pointed it out (sadly not a joke) =]

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Ahh well, give my regards to the colonel.

@tomby_

8 ай бұрын

And kae'lentiouss =]

Love how insane salad fingers is lol, sorry I missed your birthday stream!!! You did it at 4;00 am 😔but good to see a new amazing episode!!!

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Thank you for watching okana, good to see you!! Do you like my mouth words?

@okana803

8 ай бұрын

@@danielprofetaI always love your mouth words, especially when said lyrically with rhythm and partially shouted

Happy 20th! This is honestly the perfect video to usher in 20 years of one of the best KZreadrs on the platform (in my opinion at least)

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Incredibly high praise, I'll do my best to sell out soon to evade the responsibility of carrying the entire platform.

@thelofistorm

8 ай бұрын

@@danielprofeta ohhhh don’t worry… my idea of best KZreadrs on the platform is literally you, Savantics, The Cursed Judge, and Skurry.

Ascendence is inevitable Great breakdown. I always think that the things he creates are people who wronged him before the great war. The rock being the concense is a great example of this. That and the sacrifice may impilacte that he killed someone during the great war and experienced some trauma. (I couldn't even begin to explain how he mitosised himself 😂).

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

I like your idea about the sacrifice relating to guilt from killing someone in the great war. Very very interesting

Sometimes i forget that people actually try to take Salad Fingers seriously and remembering that is like getting hit by a brick in the face. Lovely video though. Yay 🎉😊😊

Lovely to see this! Ascendence is inevitable.

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

It really is. There is no escape from it.

@raywolf08

8 ай бұрын

@@danielprofeta I'd never want one!

This is like a combination of so many sci-fi/post apocalypse novels.

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

The whole series is quite interesting

@stellaharris4826

8 ай бұрын

I'm thinking of The Road and A Canticle for Leibowitz

Thank you for this. Happy halloween!!!

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Happy halloween my friend... Keep your doors unlocked because I'm already in your walls.

I’m really happy that Firth is still making episodes of Salad Fingers, it has always been one of my comfort series and it makes me glad to see it still getting recognition to this day (:

@divine555

5 ай бұрын

Agreed, I definitely shouldn't have watched this when i was little but ngl the calming sound of salad fingers voice was always a comfort thing growing up and helped with trauma :,)

Yay a new video from Daniel! Oh yea also ascendance is inevitable

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Thanks for watching!!

you arent a loser. "the episode begins" was cute and i got the ref. (im saying cute because im old) I listen in 1.5usually though so it may have sounded different to me. ive been waiting on someone to cover the newest ep. thank you. lick that rock

I haven’t actually watched any other videos about salad fingers, aside from, like… film theory. So I’d be super interested to watch you analyze the series!!! :D

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Thank you!! But also go watch wendigoon's video it's so good

@vaehtay

8 ай бұрын

… Wendigoon has a Salad Fingers video?!?? Definitely watching that but my comment still stands

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

@@vaehtay Hell yes he does:)

I love all your videos never feel like you can't talk about something cuz you're late to it your views are always entertaining

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Thank you kind user with a Gru pfp.

I really hope you make this a series I really enjoy watching all your videos

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

You could share it to twitter or reddit to keep the ball rolling... You know... Ironically...

I forgot this show existed. What have I been missing

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

A lot actually, welcome back into the fray!!

Omg I love salad fingers,also there was a new episode? I have to watch this immediately after your vid,because Hubert cumerdales ascendendance is inevitable HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON AND LATE FRIDAY THE 13TH :D

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

YES THERE WAS!! And it's so... Interesting lol. Honestly I'd recommend watching the new one before watching my video

Loved the vid! Real good, keep it up!

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Thank you for stopping by my friend, I'll see you around!!

@kokobotofficial

8 ай бұрын

Ye, hopefully I can pass by while you’re live@@danielprofeta

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

@@kokobotofficial see you there!

Argh!!!! If I have nightmares I’ll know to blame you Daniel. Happy Halloween

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Good luck heheheh, happy Halloween

Oh man I love your personality

If you look closely it seems like it was the younger salad fingers that was hit with a rock. With the old one having more wrinkles

You should dissect David Firth's video: "Crooked Orcus Rot" Ive never seen anyone talk about that video, even though Its one of those videos that sticks with you forever, illicitting that strange, unsettling, eerie feeling that's hard to inflict with just a 3 minute stop motion creation. Truly worth the conversation and extra thought.

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Fantastic idea

I see the bass you got in the back there... what kind of bass gear do you have? (bass guitar, pedals, amps/cabs, etc.) just got into your content, loving it so far, fr!

I only watched salad fingers for the first time a few weeks ago, very happy to be able to watch this analysis now. It's an odd series, extremely unsettling in a different way from other webseries/horror series in general I've seen. Especially this episode, particularly upsetting in a good(?) way. Loved the video!

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Hell yeah, welcome to the cult!!

@harley5.7bviews5secondsago6

8 ай бұрын

@@danielprofeta thank you! I've been meaning to join y'all for years lmao

Daniel's "content". As a noun or an adjective, it makes me happy.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a small rock? how many will it take? how long will it take? will you be able to answer this question in your lifetime? maybe it is ineffable- we are not meant to know such things. not yet, at least.

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

One of my goals is to dissolve the rock.

It feels strange to see Salad Fingers scared and not just uncomfortable or nervous

Man, I love the atmosphere too, always been a staple of the series to me

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

It's the main draw aside from the psychological torment, at least for me

Idk why but when salad fingers is talking normally it's very soothing to me. Yes I'm weird

This is crazy! I was JUST watching through Salad Fingers today for the first time in quite a few years. Congrats on your tour, and I am so excited to tackle this lovely spooky analysis of *pease pudding*

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

I got an audio recording of the entirety of my last show this tour, probably going tp upload it to my secret second channel. Welcome back my friend, sit back relax and have fun. Or don't. This episode ruined my day so I had to share it:(

@harperthegreat

8 ай бұрын

@@danielprofeta can't wait to see it, the instagram pictures are wonderful I hope you can at least achieve a state of neutrality around your day as this night wanes on :)

I think it would be to to hear you talk more about salad fingers but there's this other series called Laceys flash games that I would love to hear your thoughts on

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Thx for the suggestion, I'll look into it if I have time!!

Cursed fact: Salad Fingers Mpreg exists. Just let that soak into your mind. ( I’m as upset as you are )

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Cursed fact: Salad Fingers Mpreg is literally just the series at this point (jkjk)

Your videos never disappoint

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

I should try harder

@thependingsys6754

8 ай бұрын

@@danielprofeta I like the chill vibes, it's easier to follow and stay engaged for me

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

@@thependingsys6754 I mean try harder to disappoint

@thependingsys6754

8 ай бұрын

@@danielprofeta Well shit, good luck

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

@@thependingsys6754 :)

why was the intro like matpat 😭love this thou missed seeing horror stuff in general and this is a nice little fresh spoonful of pea- i mean horror :D

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

The intro was like matpat because reference humor is all I know how to do

Wait wtf Salad Fingers impregnation smut is a thing?

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

If you can think it, there's worse... But also that's kinda just the show

1st of all good to know I've been pronouncing your name right 2nd of all this is spoopy

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Spoopy

wow, very cool!

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Yes

if you're looking for suggestions: take a look at the greylock analog horror, it's a great one

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

My gf was just telling me about this (we are perfect for each other), I'm probably going to watch it soon and formulate some thoughts.

@elkeclark5548

8 ай бұрын

Yes, yes you are. ❤

😮naughty stick? Oh my....

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Yeah... It's pretty explicit

Hi Daniel, have you ever watched Shadowstone Park? Its from tha same guy that made Charlie the Unicorn. Its a surprisingly deep and interesting animated series that has been completed and is fully available here on KZread, i would love to hear what you think about it.

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

I have not, thank you for the suggestion!!

Your Just Kidding song added in is genius

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Pretty soon I won't feel good anymore

This is even weirder on a second watching . Definitely an insanely demented show.

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

It just gets more interesting the further you read into it

❤❤❤ love you

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

I love you too dear, I'm licking your rock as I type this.

Ascendance is inevitable certainly

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Certainly

JUST KIDDING!! nice

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

:) I feel nothing

Wowie that sure is dark

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

I can't see

@jonnybgood3848

8 ай бұрын

@@danielprofeta same, its like that one copyrighted black shade

"Ascendance is inevitable" as requested.

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Well done, welcome back, hope you're having a great week

@stellaharris4826

8 ай бұрын

It's been ok. Hope you're doing well🙂

My current theory about the whole SF Story is this. SF started out as a normal guy who served in the war (some war before ww1). He has 2 best friends named Jeremy Fisher and Bartholomew Degrise. In the middle of the war he meets a woman named Marjory who most likely had a career as a singer. They get married and have 3 children: Kenneth, Yvonne and Hubert. He was proud of Kenneth because he was just like him and loved him for that, and he goes to serve in ww1 (we will get back to him later). When Yvonne is born, either she was disabled or a slow learner based on how Salad acts around her in 'Letter.' Salad is also discharged at this time, most likely from injury in the war he was in based on how he is in a wheelchair in that episode. But his injury recovered thankfully. Its evident he abused Yvonne and she eventually leaves Salad. Now its just Salad, Marjoy and Hubert. Its evident as well that Salad cheats on and abuses Marjory. She has enough of Salad's crap and leaves him abandoning Hubert in the process. As we see in 'Cage,' Salad leaves Hubert at a very young age to got to France to meet a lot of women. He moves to France and works as a postman, and meets a woman who is realizes half way into a date that she is half his age. He leaves and goes back home (at this time Hubert is taken into a foster home with an abusive mother and brother, AKA: Glass Brother and Mother). Upon sorting himself out, he invites all his family members for a family reunion. He also invites (or maybe they invited themselves) Jermey Fisher and Bartholomew (Bartholomew has some mental PTSD stuff and Jeremy is dating Yvonne now). Everyone makes it to the reunion except Yvonne and Bartholomew decides to kill Kenneth. Why? Probably because he is a PTSD veteran (kind of like how Flippy acts, if any of you are HTF fans). Bartholomew cooks Kenneth without anyone knowing and a little while later the fatehr finds out about Jeremy and Yvonne. But isntead of talking with Jeremy, he kills him. The father also spends some quality time with Hubert by running a Market, and then we hear a Nuke is going to strike. Salad hides in the safety cupboard to hide. He survives but is changed into a green creature, and most likely his entire family is dead. Now, with everything he just went through at this point, no wonder he gets amnesia and PTSD. And that is my perspective of the story of Salad Fingers.

i have seen this series for its 19 years and still find no humor, only grossness, which i suppose has its appeal.

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

I never thought it was supposed to be that funny, mainly just disturbing. That doesn't stop *me* from finding many aspects hilarious, but generally speaking dear lazy eskindale your awful appendix died yesterday plarp plarp plarp.

One of my favorite salads,living here in Buffalo 🦬,is a salad with chicken fingers drenched with medium wing sauce and covered with blue cheese dressing.After watching this most disturbing video I have seen in decades,I have somehow lost my appetite for said salad 🥗. Thanks a lot Daniel!

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

You're very welcome:)

I don’t feel like the newest episodes of salad fingers are anywhere near as scary or creepy as the first 7 episodes. Especially ‘picnic’ (the one you showed at first)

Oh my this is .... odd

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

It just gets worse and worse.

will u make a video trying to explain the story?

I kinda love it

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

That's kinda really funny to me

@stephanieconstantin2682

8 ай бұрын

@@danielprofeta you’re kinda really funny to me

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

@@stephanieconstantin2682 guess what

@stephanieconstantin2682

8 ай бұрын

@@danielprofeta what?!?

Salad Fingers is still dropping episodes!?!?

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

I'm happy to report yes

Ascendance is inevitable

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

We are Legion

What cave have I been living in, that my eye's have not seen this before. I feel so cheated lol😮

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

There's over an hour of content from this show here on KZread hahaha

I'd love to see you cover the whole show simply bc I haven't actually watched anyone else's and I wanna hear the way you tell your interpretation of it, even if it reflects what other ppl have said in the past.

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

I could also be funny.

@TindraSan

8 ай бұрын

@@danielprofeta Honestly? Yeah! I rly do vibe with your sense of humor so that is also a big part of it. Your voice and cadence is also vry relaxing to listen to while I'm working on art or mending my clothes attention-grabbing without becoming exhausting to the senses over time, so very adhd-friendly lol

Salad man is weird

casual nastolgia ain't a crime.

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Yes it is

MEIN GOTT, MEIN GOTT! Where DO you find all these things? Having made it my personal project to understand all that has influenced you and your friends, I can only say that another piece of the puzzle has fallen into place. I tremble with fear, I weep with joy, I yawn with ennui, and I cringe with incontinence. Another memorable production, a mental seduction, a startling induction, and a sanity reduction. Schau auf meine Worte und erbreche!

@elkeclark5548

8 ай бұрын

Love the German thrown in.

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Sanity reduction aside, thanks for your kind assessment of the doom that appears before us all eventually

Hi

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

The all seeing eye is watching you endershroom... Tread carefully.

Like what you're feeding me :)👍

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

I have more on the way too:)

it’s a shame that your subscriber count doesn’t match your views cause of the jack stauber video atleast you still make stuff even if passed your prime

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

I definitely believe I'm passed my prime. Over the hill so to speak. There's nowhere but down to go, I might as well give up

😮😅

Love youuuu🩷🩷🩷💚💚💛

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Lol, not as much as my perfect wife :)

@RyomenSukunasCurse

8 ай бұрын

Awww so cute 😍

@MyDarlingStarla

8 ай бұрын

This adds to my ever growing power

If I do a salad finger impression can I get a shoutout 🤑

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

It's the man the myth the legend himself

so i came back here trying to figure out the tadc discription and i would like appreciate the 'anal'ysis

Also - Wife???

@danielprofeta

8 ай бұрын

Yes

@stellaharris4826

8 ай бұрын

😯wow that's big news🙂

Mr Boy-fingers sounds like a british 1970's TV presenter.