Let's be real, Jameson with a Twitter account would be an Avengers level threat.

@cornixdemetrius7883

9 ай бұрын

"Spiderman allegedly rapes an allegedly innocent allegedly virgin alleged girl

@robertortiz-wilson1588

9 ай бұрын

The media is already an Avengers level threat

@minestar2247

9 ай бұрын

Isn t it why he likes mysterio?

@irrationalreasoning6368

9 ай бұрын

He already has a podcast in the games. If honestly love to listen to JK Simmons do a regular podcast in character as JJ once a week. It'd be hilarious.

@MoHossam94

9 ай бұрын

Ben Shapiro.

I like to think Betty kept naming news headlines out of morbid curiosity for how many things Jonah could blame on spidey

@entity107

9 ай бұрын

Well would you?

@41dn

9 ай бұрын

@@entity107 yeah I'd do the same

@pauldzim

9 ай бұрын

"Spiderman makes Betty's voice sound like a man's"

@privateeyety5735

9 ай бұрын

For sure

@juannaym8488

9 ай бұрын

she's a little mishievous in the comics so yeah its in character

I love how this skit unironically really shows the power the media has

@TheACcam

9 ай бұрын

JJJ: Fake news, fake news!

@DaL33T5

9 ай бұрын

And how it's used in all the wrong ways.

@GiacomoSorbi

9 ай бұрын

*the power the media HAD: if you look at the numbers, more and more people don't buy into that, for a good reason.

@ExtremeSquared

6 ай бұрын

The JJJ in this skit is an immaculate amalgamation of Fox and NPR.

@Yezpahr

6 ай бұрын

.... I guess that's why the artists insist on a toothbrush mustache for JJ.

If I remember, in 90's animated series, it's revealed that Jameson's hatred of Spiderman comes from his wife getting killed by a mob boss because Jameson wouldn't stop snooping around. So in honor of his wife he refuses to let anyone "use a mask" to skirt the law. He essentially believes in "if you've done nothing wrong you got nothing to hide".

@ironmaster6496

9 ай бұрын

I honestly wish that were canon in the comics since it's a really good motive

@calebowens693

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, the 90's Jameson was probably my favorite version of the character. Certainly unpleasant, but a better person than he usually is in the comics. Granted, he did help make the Scorpion in that series, but he also paid for Matt Murdock to defend Peter when he was falsely accused of treason (although he did so anonymously).

@theunskilledshinigami7623

9 ай бұрын

​@@calebowens693 Well, to be fair, he does help make the scorpion in the mainline 616 universe and most shows/games. So that still leaves him being the best of them since almost every other Jameson is also guilty of that anyway. It's essentially baseline Jameson.

@ninjahedgehog5

9 ай бұрын

@@theunskilledshinigami7623 I remember that dynamic mainly because the neversoft ps1 game starts with spiderman trying to get to jameson b4 scorpion puts him 6 feet under :P

@aarongoosby5532

9 ай бұрын

If Jameson had used a mask, his wife would still be alive.

Can’t believe S-pi-der-man would do this, I’m so glad we have The Daily Bugle to get the facts

@Damnbro949

9 ай бұрын

I know right

@felipecosta-kv2fx

9 ай бұрын

But what about the time spider man visited and helped the F.E.A.S.T shelter for a day?

@Burgertimee

9 ай бұрын

@@felipecosta-kv2fx”Spider-Man robs FEAST!”

@felipecosta-kv2fx

9 ай бұрын

​@@Burgertimee*GASP* How DARE he!?

@TheRealLegoDocOck

9 ай бұрын

This is SO Disgusting!!!

"Tagline- she's taking the kids" In that moment, spiderman realised he couldn't web everything back together.

@felipecosta-kv2fx

9 ай бұрын

SPIDER MAN USES OLD WOMAN AS PROXY TO KIDNAP KIDS!

@gunslingergirl2579

9 ай бұрын

​@@felipecosta-kv2fxIronically, at least one "superhero" has definitely done that (*cough* "Flash").

@felipecosta-kv2fx

9 ай бұрын

@@gunslingergirl2579 ... Context? What the fuck?

@gunslingergirl2579

9 ай бұрын

@@felipecosta-kv2fx I really have to explain to someone at this point? Ezra Miller, hence the quotation marks, helped a woman flee from police over custody issues by hiding her and her kids at his farm.

@nugget._.samg0

9 ай бұрын

He couldn't web Gwen Stacy back together either.

What I love most about this is that "Spider-Man gives people cancer" is an existing storyline and implies a very interesting relationship between him and the mayor

@MoominLiv

8 ай бұрын

I remember that one... I didn't even think of the implications of it being the mayor that got cancer...

@seand7042

8 ай бұрын

Coke and webs isn't the only things he's swinging

@MyVanir

3 ай бұрын

@@seand7042 slinging*

Ironically enough the ‘Spider-Man gives people cancer’ one actually happens in some comics due to him having radioactive blood

@Millstone1985

9 ай бұрын

And radioactive sperm, as it turns out.

@laurabeane8862

9 ай бұрын

Dr. Manhattan Wishes someone would write a catchy song about HIS radioactive blood...😂

@JPARnum1

9 ай бұрын

I was looking for this reply.

@thebiolibrary5572

8 ай бұрын

Is he strong? Listen, chum. He's got radioactive-

@laurabeane8862

8 ай бұрын

@@thebiolibrary5572 Is he strong? Listen Punk, he got Radioactive-☢ 😂

"Spiderman pushes News Head to Brink of Insanity" would technically be a true story

@Grubleafeater

9 ай бұрын

Brink?

@HoV326

9 ай бұрын

@@Grubleafeater edge

@DoctorPorkenfries

9 ай бұрын

Don't be ridiculous. JJJ would never publish that. He knows good and damn well that Spider-Man is hyphenated.

@Deathmare235

9 ай бұрын

@@HoV326not on the edge he is insane

@universalspaceexpeditioner8259

9 ай бұрын

Spiderman made the Honkai and had Otto kill Himeko.

Imagine if by some weird domino effect, Spiderman was actually responsible for all of this

@user-vs5gb7pt3h

9 ай бұрын

Spider-Man did gave people cancer. There is an alternative reality where his wife died, because his "body fluids" were radioactive

@mhoang2006

9 ай бұрын

"Spider-man is responsible for the creation of Solid JJ's universe"

@mwawadoshanga

9 ай бұрын

Spider-Man just breathed and it spiraled into gas becoming double the price.

@tommydoez

9 ай бұрын

To be fair to Jameson, his marriage falling apart is very much the fault of spiderman... well J.Jonah Jameson's Obsession with spiderman but still

@LowIiet

9 ай бұрын

@@mwawadoshanga I hate when he does that

"Spiderman hates-" This part had me crying of laughter. I know there wouldn't be slurs, but a little part of me was fully expecting a vulgar surprise.

@woodsy4698

8 ай бұрын

"Spiderman hates black" *Cuts to spiderman throwing away Venom*

@vaggos2003

6 ай бұрын

Honestly, that part fits perfectly with a good chunk of the rest of Solid jj's Spiderman videos.

The way Parker started defending raising gas prices but didn't do the same for every other fake thing pinned on Spider-Man leads me to believe that he absolutely is responsible for gas prices. Somehow.

@samuelskinner7704

8 ай бұрын

He keeps blowing up gas trucks in superhero fights. If you ever played Freedom Force, you'll understand.

@terminallygray

8 ай бұрын

And what about those higher taxes !...Huh.... can't forget about paying more taxes !! Or the Drugs....Or your sick & dying Grandma... where does it end ?? P.P. is denying everything !!

@elysiankentarchy1531

3 ай бұрын

All sorts of things happen when you go drinking with Venom.

@octaviusroosevelt7355

3 ай бұрын

​@@terminallygray Heh. P. P.

@greywolf7577

2 ай бұрын

There was another video that said the Green Goblin raised gas prices by 15 cents.

“Spider man ends marriage of 33 years” broke me, it absolutely broke me 😂

@felipecosta-kv2fx

9 ай бұрын

"SPIDER MAN BREAKS POOR RANDOM GUY LIKE BANE!"

@Walupof

9 ай бұрын

I knew that was coming after the pause but it still killed me

@CyanRooper

9 ай бұрын

Don't forget the tagline "She's taking the kids."

@felipecosta-kv2fx

9 ай бұрын

@@CyanRooper "SPIDER MAN KIDNAPS KIDS DISGUISED AS MY EX WIFE!"

@tomby_

9 ай бұрын

Bro said my joke louder =[

Can't believe spiderman poisoned pur crops and put a plague upon our house

@Taypokemon

9 ай бұрын

He did??

@rohanshah7559

9 ай бұрын

No, but are we going to just wait until he does?

@tastethepainbow

9 ай бұрын

I say... we TIP SOMETHING OVER!

@tkf15

9 ай бұрын

I say we tip something over!

@langbo9999

9 ай бұрын

Mysterio: Yes I wonder how that happen.

That “…How?” at 0:48 was spoken from the HEART 💀💀💀

@starxshardsxwonder9652

5 ай бұрын

0:46

@ironmaster6496

4 ай бұрын

People who read Spider-Man reign: you DON'T wanna know

Okay: Here's an Idea for a sketch - People of New York pretty much get sick of the Bugle's shit and come to protest Think about it. Spider-Man either: - Prevented a crisis that might've potentially been dangerous to you, or at least destroyed your favorite cafe - Directly saved your own loved one from death or harm - Saved YOU directly from death or harm People are going to riot that JJJ is slandering someone who isn't just a loved public figure, like a celebrity on the internet, but a hero who they're directly grateful to, because he has made a tangable impact on their lives.

@elysiankentarchy1531

2 ай бұрын

With how Spider-Man is treated these days, the crowd will probably just start burning him in effigy.

What Peter doesn’t realize is the random woman he saved from getting mugged last week was Jameson’s wife. She became infatuated with Spider-Man after the distance had been growing between her and her husband, but in a cruel twist of fate for Peter, she believes that Joe from the donut shop she frequents often IS Spider-Man. In other words, both she and Jameson think that she left him for Spider-Man, but the actual Spider-Man literally only interacted with her once while saving her life

@byronrush9802

9 ай бұрын

Now it makes sense why Jameson hates him instead of just outright jealousy

@BenjaMan64

9 ай бұрын

With how Marvel writers love to mess with Spider-Man, that could be Canon in a comic.

@Tfbrave

9 ай бұрын

​@@BenjaMan64aren't JJ and Peter related now with May and JJ's father getting married? Or did that get undone too? (for the record the newest Spiderman I've actually read were Worldwide and spiderverse- I know newer writers have really messed him up but that's the extent of my knowledge on newer spidy books)

@FireFox64000000

9 ай бұрын

I'm not going to say that would justify all of his hate. I'm just going to say that I would understand.

@danielferguson5971

9 ай бұрын

​@@Tfbrave jamesons dad died I dont know how though

I’m honestly surprised Jameson didn’t go “Spider-Man cripples newspaper editor”, when he mentioned he can’t stand.

@MoostachedSaiyanPrince

9 ай бұрын

That's only because that's the headline he used yesterday and he knows he can't run the same story on the front page again so soon.

@CompletelyNewguy

9 ай бұрын

Knowing Jameson he already said it.

@kevinirmiter3669

9 ай бұрын

JJJ didn't tell her, she found out by reading the headline and then immediately called to divorce him because she didn't want to be married to a cripple

@jaimebustillofernandez3901

9 ай бұрын

So he really is an ableist

@xaviersaavedra7442

9 ай бұрын

Spider-Man helps monokuma spread dispear

I'm not saying Jonah's right, but I'd love for there to be a sequel where virtually all his outlandish headline pitches turn out to be true, but in an insanely round-about way ala the butterfly effect that makes Spider-Man question whether or not it's time to begin his villain arc

@nighthero7

8 ай бұрын

Spiderman saves Chinese ambassador that later props plan to increase chinese carbon emissions in order to stimulate economy.

@davidhong1934

3 ай бұрын

​@@nighthero7 ...which leads to someone's grandma getting sick

@nighthero7

3 ай бұрын

@@davidhong1934spiderman supports the death of the elderly.

"Spiderman slings webs, and coke" had me screaming,🤣

“Spider-Man giving someone cancer” I thought we all agreed to never talk about Reign again

@richardarriaga6271

9 ай бұрын

I figured he had to create Deadpool to save us from the Skrull.

@patrickstonecrusher

9 ай бұрын

I hear there's a Spiderman comic where it turns out Peter's radioactive jizz gave Mary Jane cancer

@X-SPONGED

9 ай бұрын

Radioactive spider nut😔

@snaketooth0943

9 ай бұрын

I made that reference myself... but it appears you did it first. Good job!

@psuley1977

9 ай бұрын

I was hoping someone would make that reference. A hat-tip to your magnificence

this man JJ really just said "thank you" to his wife for divorcing him

@HMNCLunar

9 ай бұрын

"Sir, your wife lost the checkbook." "THAT'S SOME GREAT NEWS!"

@tylerbartlett28

9 ай бұрын

More news to blame spiderman for

@LloydTheZephyrian

9 ай бұрын

I mean, denial is one helluva drug.

@Shiestey

9 ай бұрын

Reminds me of that skit from the onion where the White House representatives wife died but he keeps nonchalantly brushing it off for questions for the president lmao

@kingofcards9516

9 ай бұрын

Based.

Spider-Man single-handedly lays waste to Carthage and salts its soil.

0:40 - Well, there WAS that one time MJ got affected by Spidey's radioactive sperm...

@RichardHughs-tk4ci

4 ай бұрын

“Spider man gay confirmed ?” Then add a random red arrow and circle to the thumbnail and its perfect

"What about all the bad stuff that happened before Spider-Man?" "Spider-Man, time travelling menace!"

@s.nifrum4580

6 ай бұрын

“He only time traveled once, and he immediately destroyed the machine afterward” “Why do you know that Parker?”

@birdmcturd1626

6 ай бұрын

@@s.nifrum4580”Why wouldn’t I know that the local superhero travelled through time?”

@CrowTR0bot

Ай бұрын

@@s.nifrum4580 What storyline is that from, actually?

I like how it's implied that JJJ's ex-wife kept up with his shit for 3 years

@MrDj232

9 ай бұрын

Probably not his literal shit, I'm guessing there's some poor Bugle intern who has seen too much.

@Viperboi-qn5of

9 ай бұрын

​oh god...

@spiderboy43

9 ай бұрын

"Here kid, take my shit and chuck it in the crapper, and make it fast, I'm about to drop another deuce in a few seconds!"

@litterbox019

9 ай бұрын

solid jjj

"Spiderman breaks friends out of prison." What an inspirational guy.

"Hate crimes are at an all time high" "Spider-Man hates-" What were you going to say JJJ?

@spaciousflame

4 ай бұрын

Spider man hates minorities.

@octaviusroosevelt7355

3 ай бұрын

Well, I mean... Look, he's not racist, but... I mean, he has some friends who are... Uh... Why do you wokes have to cancel me on everything?!

i love the implication he replied to "i'm taking the kids" with "alright thank you"

@nighthero7

9 ай бұрын

Gotta appreciate a person's honesty sometimes. Instead of doing it behind his back, she let him know without disturbing his job.

@AtomicArtumas

9 ай бұрын

I mean, tbf, if he can't move from his chair, they're better off with her, so he could legitimately be thanking her for not trying to abandon them.

@ralalbatross

8 ай бұрын

Well. He's dogged in pursuit of the truth. Spiderman wrecked a marriage of 33 years after all

If this was canon it would unironically be the kindest way Peter’s been treated by the writers 💀

@zachg5856

9 ай бұрын

No I think the kindest the writers have ever been to spider man is he’s dead for those times and doesn’t have some story going on

@Kaimariification

9 ай бұрын

Plot twist: Marvel told the writers to make Peter suffer, so they went this route because they lacked the sadism required to make Peter suffer anymore. They use Plot money to keep the Daily Bugle in business so they balance it all out.

@cassiolins1203

9 ай бұрын

One of those is actually canon. Spiderman indeed once gave cancer to Mary Jane with his radioative sperm (really, look it up).

@sdgdhpmbp

9 ай бұрын

​@@cassiolins1203What about ending marriage? His own to be specific.

@CyreseParrish

6 ай бұрын

​@cassiolins1203 That was an alternate universe, technically not in the canon one, but it still did happen regardless.

Betty is having way too much fun with this, and honestly I can't blame her.

"Let's see who you really are, The Daily Bugle!" **unmasks** Everyone: **gasp** "NATIONAL ENQUIRER???"

Can't believe his JK Simmons impression is just that outstanding. Truly a spitting image of him.

@CSHummer

9 ай бұрын

To be fair, it's not outstanding, since he can't stand

@Reginald425

9 ай бұрын

@@CSHummerOutsitting impression

@literallyjustisaac3521

9 ай бұрын

Wait that wasnt JK Simmons?

@dometrikschramm5301

9 ай бұрын

The voices were too similar :/

@ultima8099

9 ай бұрын

He’s impression is good as he’s a master of slander like JK Simmons

"That punk can climb walls. Don't put it past him!" Was actually the most logical line of this vid 😂

I was really hoping to see this go the other way. Have Jameson actually break down how after Spiderman showed up, all of the sudden increasingly horrible threats started attacking the city and he points out how none of these things happened prior to Spiderman existing. He even busts out crime statistics and shows that crime had increased since Spiderman started "fighting" it. The punchline would be Parker quits his job and being Spiderman, leaves the city, and crime drops dramatically.

@justin2308

8 ай бұрын

That’s…a really good point. No hero, no need for a story. No story, no conflict. No conflict, no villain.

I’m starting to think Solid JJ might actually be J Jonah Jameson considering how many times he puts Spider-Man in situations that paint him as a bad guy or situations that give him a hard time.

@terminallygray

9 ай бұрын

And..... have you EVER seen J Jameson and Solid JJ in the same room together ?? Think about it.....

@justin2308

8 ай бұрын

Also interesting how both of them have at least two J’s in their names…

@terminallygray

8 ай бұрын

@@justin2308 Yea !! 2 J's now there's a clue !!

And congratulations for finally getting a female voice actress. Top notch work.

@gingerayyle

9 ай бұрын

They've had MothballsVA for a lot of their stuff in the past

@tylerbartlett28

9 ай бұрын

Probably just a man doing a female voice

@NightWing1800

9 ай бұрын

@@tylerbartlett28 The VA is in the description.

@BlackKyurem5

9 ай бұрын

Hes had some for awhile. It just became a running joke with Wonder Woman

@terminallygray

9 ай бұрын

No, no. no I thought Betty was ghetto. It sounded like Betty used to be ghetto.

Ironically, in the moment when Spiderman's existence actually personally affects Jameson in a negative way, he comes up with "Spiderman ends marriage of 33 years", which is closer to the truth than anything else that Jameson said since his obsession with Spiderman is what ultimately killed his marriage.

@saparapatepete

6 ай бұрын

but he can't blame his obsession on him, that was his mess

I can't believe Spider-Man broke Jameson's legs so he'd end up divorced. What a menace.

0:47 The fact Spiderman ACTUALLY COULD have given the mayor cancer makes this 100 times more funny

It's impressive how no matter how ridiculous he has the characters behave, Solid JJ still is lore accurate (Jameson being jealous of Spider-Man is a big reason why he treats him the way he does).

@Deathmare235

9 ай бұрын

Jealous?

@quinnv1905

9 ай бұрын

​@Deathmare235 yeah there are a few reasons that i know of one of them was his wife was murdered by a man in a mask and he doesn't trust anyone wearing a mask or spiderman debut ended up overshadowing his son's achievements, or that he is just jealous of him.

@bjchit

9 ай бұрын

@@Deathmare235 Oh yea, as early as issue #10 of Amazing, Triple J was lamenting how he wasn't half the man Spidey is. This is the speech he has in private: "Am I always to be thwarted, embarrassed, frustrated by Spider-Man?? I hate that costumed freak more than I've ever hated anyone before!...All my life I've been interested in only one thing-making money! And yet, Spider-Man risks his life day after day with no thought of reward! If a man like him is good-is a hero-then what am I??...Spider-Man represents everything that I'm not! He's brave, powerful and unselfish! The truth is, I envy him! I, J. Jonah Jameson-millionaire, man of the world, civic leader-I'd give everything I own to be the man that he is! But I can never climb to his level! So all that remains for me is--to try and tear him down--because, Heaven help me--I'm jealous of him!"

@DanielBotes

9 ай бұрын

​@@quinnv1905my personal favourite is that it's not Spider-man that he has a problem with, it's the fact that he doesn't have any accountability.

@markdibuo3756

9 ай бұрын

In the comics he had an abusive father who was well liked by the city.

Betty: "Mister Jameson, remember 9/11?" J. Jonah. Jameson: "... New headline!" "Spider-Man crashes planes into the twin towers!"

@MaximizedAnimation

9 ай бұрын

Well in a teaser trailer for the first movie, he did create a huge web between the twin towers and trapped a helicopter in it

@zomaz

9 ай бұрын

"Spider-Man's web can melt steel beams!"

@Amitlu

9 ай бұрын

"Spider Man made Dr Doom cry in the wreckage of the towers!"

@ultima8099

9 ай бұрын

Bro this is messed up And I was gonna comment that…

@camerondodge2070

9 ай бұрын

"Spider-Man Forces Juggernaut to Topple Twin Towers!"

“Spider-Man’s not mad, just disappointed”

I'm shocked Spider-Man kept the views of this video below 1 billion. He's truly a menace.

“Spider Man giving people cancer.” Mary Jane comes forward as a victim.

@Goodbutevilgenius

5 ай бұрын

What is this, Watchmen?

This isn't even an exaggeration. This is exactly what he does.

@TheACcam

9 ай бұрын

Right?

@GZilla311

9 ай бұрын

Hasn’t he gotten better recently since learning who Spidey is?

@johntumahab323

9 ай бұрын

Indeed. I still remember way back in "The Amazing Spider-Man #1" when Jameson first appeared. His son's space capsule ended up losing a control module and was in a decaying orbit, so Spider-Man broke into a NASA base and had them fly him as close as he could to the descending capsule with a spare module and, at the risk of his life, he reinserted it so that Jameson's son could safely deploy the chute and return to Earth. Jameson used his newspaper to blame Spider-Man for causing the entire incident and ruining the launch so that he could make himself look heroic. And everyone believed JJJ. :/

This isn't even really an exaggeration, it's just a normal portrayal of J. Jonah Jameson.

Who would've thought that Spiderman was the reason why WW1, WW2 and the Vietnamese War happened? I mean, he wasn't even born yet!

While I enjoy Jameson, a lot of incarnations definitely fall into “I reject your reality and substitute my own” territory

@eldorados_lost_searcher

9 ай бұрын

"Nice! Dungeon Masters!"

The Daily Bugle should be renamed Spider-Man Slander Weekly.💀

@frostmourne1986

9 ай бұрын

You mean Daily

@FlyingKipperEh

9 ай бұрын

Slander? The Daily Bugle speaks of truth.

@ultimapower6950

9 ай бұрын

Technically it’s Spider-Man Libel Weekly

@sbkeel5639

9 ай бұрын

​​@@ultimapower6950I see you are also a fan of the Tobey Maguire Spider-Man movies! "Slander is spoken, in print it's libel." J Jonah Jameson in Spider-Man 1.

@Unknown_Nexus535

9 ай бұрын

@@sbkeel5639You don’t trust anyone that’s your problem

"Tag-line, she's taking the kids" Peter: Finally, Spiderman did something right.

I can't believe Spider-Man convonced JJJ to report false news.

I can’t believe Spiderman would do all those terrible things and pretend to be a hero but good thing there are people like Jameson who tell us the truth.

@terminallygray

8 ай бұрын

Straight from the Fox News playbook..... Oh.....Wait..... So THAT'S WHERE they got the idea. Damn media, always copying itself !!

Can’t believe spider man went and raised taxes like that 😔

@gearoidoconnell5729

9 ай бұрын

I believe this one the amount of web Spiderman leaves in the city is going to cost Taxman for all the cleaning.

@kingofcards9516

9 ай бұрын

Truly evil.

@MeepoolOz

9 ай бұрын

@@gearoidoconnell5729 truly saddening

@1bridge11

9 ай бұрын

@@gearoidoconnell5729 The webs dissolve after an hour. That's cannon.

You could see the last punchline from a mile away and it still was funny

@HMNCLunar

9 ай бұрын

That's JJ for ya.

Can't believe the only voice of reason in that office is JJ, I mean Parker is obviously a spiderman simpathiser and Betty is clearly open to the truth and starting to understand but JJ is the only one with their eyes open seeing the monster that is Spiderman

I was trying way to hard to not laugh when he said "spiderman slings webs and coke!"

@richardarriaga6271

9 ай бұрын

Man was just trying to get some kid a soda and this is the thanks he gets

@davidhong1934

9 ай бұрын

​@@richardarriaga6271 I mean, at that velocity, he should've seen it coming Spiderman, I mean. The kid probably couldn't see something moving that fast.

The fact Jameson is so mad because he can’t stand is gold.

Jameson: "Spiderman gives people cancer" Peter: ... Well, you got me there

Spider man driving Jameson crazy is further proof Spider-Man is ableist.

0:44 Spider-man: Reign in a nutshell

spider man: sitting in a chair jameson: THE WALL CRAWLING MENACE IS BOMBING AN ORPHANAGE

I cannot believe the fact that Spider-Mann wants to kill my grandmother I'm glad that J.Jonah Jameson is reporting the truth as opposed to the phony newspapers that say he's a hero

Ironically if I'm remembering this right, there was a bad ending comic where Peter and MJ's daughter was never born because the radioactive spider that bit Peter also made him radioactive. That means in that specific comic book, Spider-Mad did give you cancer due to overexposure. It was supposed to be one of those "if you had 1 wish" type of comic books.

Spider-Man could cough, and Jameson would tell New York he’s spreading the plague.

Now to the weather Weatherman: "It's raining" J. Jonah Jameson: "DAMN YOU SPIDER-MAN!"

Well, J. J. Jameson really does love to blame Spiderman for everything going wrong in the world. In one comic, he was literally holding up the Daily Bugle building by himself as the last pillar. To allow the trapped people inside to escape in time. And as his bones were cracking and poking out of his skin, Jameson managed to blame him to the face. Standing 10 feet away from him, as he was crumbling under the building's weight.

@nighthero7

8 ай бұрын

In the world of code name super: That right there is what you call true villainry. That is top tier hating. Imagine running up to a guy in middle of saving you & blaming him for everything that's wrong.

I still trust JJJ more than the MSM.

Now just imagine if Spider-Man was the villain the Daily Bugle presents him as.

@richardarriaga6271

9 ай бұрын

Queens wouldn't stand a chance

If I didn't know this channel any better, I'd think this was hard-hitting social commentary.

1:00 so spiderman isnt actually climbing walls, his constant farts are keeping him afloat!

Wait, i thought JJ had only one son an astronaut. Does that mean Spiderman gave JJ new kids?

I can’t believe Spider-Man helped Gru steal the moon

In a way, he's right. His obsession with Spider Man is probably what drove the relationship into the ground- Spider Man, did indeed end that marriage.

Jamison, in the first half is an accurate representation of modern news media.

Every major and minor acquaintance of peter parker becomes a super villain. None of what JJJ says is unbelievable in that context.

"Spiderman ruins journalistic integrity of the Daily Bugle" "Spiderman leads slanderous hate campaign against J. Jonah Jameson" "J. Jonah Jameson isn't shifting blame, Spiderman's just that much of a menace"

1:10 When he said "Webs and Coke" shit had me weak lmao😂

I sometimes feel like you’re casting your pearls before swine. This feels unreasonably well-crafted and funny for KZread standards. This is like a golden age SCTV skit.

Thank you Omni-Man for bringing us the real truth about that menace

That punchline is absolute gold i think i found my favorite Spider-Man parody

I totally saw something like "Spiderman causes divorce" coming but it was still hilarious. And I can't believe that Spiderman sent all of those missiles into Israel and then had the AUDACITY to frame Hamas!

Spiderman is putting The Bugle's reputation at risk by not doing what they say he does. What a menace!

0:50 Well depending on the story, his sperm.

“Spider-Man raises the price at the pump” would be the headline that finally turns public opinion against Parker.

Spiderman causing cancer is an actual one of his comic book story arc

@ricardonb6375

9 ай бұрын

Spider-Man: Reign

There is actually a way Spider-Man could have given the mayor cancer, but I didn't think they had that kind of relationship

We all know Green Goblin is the true hero, he was trying to kill that Spider menace!

I'm a news reporter and I've absolutely worked with caricatures like JJJ. One of them had the cigar and everything.

0:09 I AM ADOLF HI-

@lukaforluka

Ай бұрын

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY🗣

im just imagining the scene of Green Gobliin holding up JJ and spiderman comes in but leaves because he's just so fed up with JJ

why would spider man spilled spaghetti sauce on my carpet.

Remember folks: Paralysis is a valid reason to commit libel!

"Spiderman gives people cancer" gave me war flashbacks to Spiderman: Reign

2:20 red haired woman (i forgot her name) and Peter just look at him Like *what*

These are honestly always a joy to see pop up in my feed.

The hair line makes Peter looks like JJ’s son

after hearing JJJ can't stand my mind quickly imagined a revision of that scene in Breaking Bad but instead of Hector and Gus it's Jonah and Spider-Man

The funny thing is it actually kinda starts reasonable, if carjackings are at an all-time high AFTER a superhero shows up, that's probably, y'know, a problem. As a superhero what spidey does is fight obvious street crime until a supervillain nobody else can deal with shows up, and street crime went UP under his tenure... and his supervillain just got out. Its actually kinda reasonable for the newspaper to go 'Bruh.' over that.

Imagine if somewhere in the Spiderverse, J.J is right about SpiderMan

@MrDj232

9 ай бұрын

Spiderman became president, and behind the mask is Joe Biden.

@TheACcam

9 ай бұрын

And he's a journalist who can't get a job and self publishes his warnings to a public that doesn't believe him.

@camerondodge2070

9 ай бұрын

That actually sounds like a somewhat interesting idea, maybe for a one-off issue. Or maybe my sense of taste has deteriorated in the current Spidey landscape.

@rjfrost7090

9 ай бұрын

I want a Spider-Man version of J Jonah Jameson that's has a Peter Parker taking pictures of him trying to make Spider-Man look like a hero, but JJJ keeps making his alter ego out to be a villain with the Daily Bugle for some reason. Either that or JJJ has an alternate personality that's Spider-Man he isn't aware of that isn't aware of him either.

@ironmaster6496

9 ай бұрын

Spider-man if he actually appeared in the boys