I was more scared of Tuco and his anger issues than the demon.

@chi-raqill8478

Жыл бұрын

Ong 😭

@nunka34ify

Жыл бұрын

As soon he showed up i was like “La Llarona doesn’t stand a chance 😂

**egg explodes** Tuco: tight, tight, tight, yeah!

@jaegermann4170

2 ай бұрын

“MMmm blue, yellow, pink… whatever, demon. Just keep bringing me that!”

Man I feel bad for the demon who has to deal with Tuco! 🤣

@aguinmox3043

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Tuco found his true calling 🤣

I didn’t know Tuco fought with demons as a side gig.

@miguelcarlos1173

Жыл бұрын

Also he fought an alien but sadly died to it 😭

@CrazyManhog

Жыл бұрын

I was about to make the joke lmao

La Llorona should have thought better before messing with Tuco's abuelita...

@princebpolar8429

2 жыл бұрын

She disrespected his abuelita! She called her biznatch!!!!

@KVChoronicle097

Жыл бұрын

He broke both of her legs

@nicholaspark4165

Жыл бұрын

@@KVChoronicle097 Or gave her a Colombian necktie

@lukekiely2450

9 ай бұрын

And she just walks!! UHH!!!

@GojiraFan25

Ай бұрын

There was nothing we could do about it, Abuelita was a made woman and La Llorona wasn’t

I remember watching this when it came out before I even started breaking bad. (Yes I know I live under a rock) I was so captivated by Mr. Cruz’s acting that it his scenes are the only scenes I remember from the movie itself. Brilliant actor!

Bro went from being the demon to fighting the demons

@lukekiely2450

Жыл бұрын

You either die a villain, or live long enough to see yourself become the hero 😂😂

Tuco was the scariest thing in the whole movie

Tuco decided to take his Abuelita’s advice over Hector’s, and became a priest

I'm glad tuco turned his life around.

This just shows how powerful Hank Schrader is. Not even la Lorena could defeat tuco but Hank could

@greatmusic142

4 ай бұрын

nah bud, clearly walt is the one who killed him, hank just finishes him off, tuco already had a few bullets in his body when hank arrives

@Python435

Ай бұрын

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@greatmusic142 no it was Jesse who shot tuco

@greatmusic142

Ай бұрын

@@Python435 is this a joke?

If Tuco snorts up some more Infinity stones she wont stand a chance against him.

@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus

10 ай бұрын

We need tuco and father Garcia from faith/machete

The Family: we should relax Tuco: ¿Relax? Ja, the woman He asks me to relax, well I'm relaxed, I'm relaxed, I'm relaxed!

It's all fun and games for La Llorona until Tuco snorts the holy powder and get tight

you got one part of that wrong llondra this is not meth

@Deathworm-eg5lt

Жыл бұрын

*eggs explode*

Linda and Raymond are both so good. Tbh them and Father Perez are the only performances I really remember from the movie. Imagine a crossover between Scooby-Doo and Breaking Bad. I can picture a goofy cartoony chase scene where Velma’s running away from Tuco lol

Omg Velma and Tuco!

Just use blue crystal, it can purify the most evil spirit

@Deathworm-eg5lt

Жыл бұрын

99.1% pure

@luthfannaufal9262

Жыл бұрын

And it's kicks like a mule with his balls wrapped in duct tape

@NaveenKumar-46

Жыл бұрын

Definitely 😂

@troyburnex

Жыл бұрын

It can't

Soo this tuco’s origin story before he became a drug lord?

For real I typed "Tuco vs La Llorona" and this was the very first video.

@dubuyajay9964

7 күн бұрын

*Eats Pop Corners."

“ don’t need your punkasses on KZread to vouch for me!!!” Slammed cross into table… -Tuco

what if the whole movie is Tuco's drug-addicted parish?

Tuco's redemption

tuco got holy

Just remember who you’re praying for.

@DefeatedMelon

6 ай бұрын

What did you say?

@orlandoigno482

6 ай бұрын

@@DefeatedMelon i’m just sayin man they gotta know who they’re worshiping

@DefeatedMelon

6 ай бұрын

@@orlandoigno482 Like they don't already know that? Are you saying that they don't know they're the children of god? YOU'RE SPREADING THE WORD FOR ME! AS IF I DON'T GOT THE SENSE TO SPREAD THE WORD MYSELF!

@wakuwaku6647

5 ай бұрын

​@@DefeatedMelonhey why don't we all just relax?

@theradmadlad7681

4 ай бұрын

Hahahahahaha@@wakuwaku6647 says "relax"!

At the end of the movie he moves to new Mexico to explore other “opportunities”

Before he was a Salamanca, he protected the innocent with his faith in God until he succumbed to temptation...........

From "tight tight tight" to "ta da"

never thought id see velma in a horror movie

@chi-raqill8478

Жыл бұрын

Never thought I’d see Tuco in a horror movie

@m3rl707

Жыл бұрын

Bro I just realized that it's Tuco and Velma😭 it's a pretty good movie tho

@nunka34ify

Жыл бұрын

@@chi-raqill8478Tuco IS the horror! 😂

If Tuco's men didn't mentions Walt and Jesse who they workin for.

Need a tuco vs la llorona edit 🔥🔥🔥

Tuco doing some side gig

00:13 Tuco thinking to himself, “shut up Velma” lmao

Velma and Tuco How cool lol

What is tuco doing

How did La Llorona with Tuco in the house?

La Llorona shouldn't have called Tuco's Abuelita a "BIZSNATCH"

Tuco Salamanca, went to religion to resent his old ways.

This how tuco's hallucinations would looke like everytime he's high on blue meth.

i guess la llorona forgot who she was working for

If Tuco was raised by abuelita instead of Hector

Where is the scene where La Llorona almost drowned Sam in the bathroom?

We all need to work together... No No! Salamanca only. Salamanca money! Salamanca blood!

TUCO?😳

“Father, Son & Tuco Salamnaca” †

TIGHT!! TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT!!!

@sangngoc7910

Жыл бұрын

Yeah man! Look at that! Look

@luthfannaufal9262

Жыл бұрын

Blue yellow pink, whatever man just keep bringing me that

@Cybergoji

Жыл бұрын

@@luthfannaufal9262 just remember who you working for

@BeyondHelp15

11 ай бұрын

​@@Cybergojiwhat did you say?

@Cybergoji

11 ай бұрын

@@BeyondHelp15 I’m just saying, they gotta remember they’re working for you

He should call Heisenberg

I guess fighting demons drove tuco so mad that it made him became a crazy meth addict and kingpin

Demons: *attack family* Family: Do that thing!!!!!

That is no yoke.

Tight tight tight tight tight

Esto si queda miedo

TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT

TaDa!

@connor28punaladas92

5 ай бұрын

Tight, Thight Thight

How do they get her tears?

Eggs with black yolk? I am so not having that for breakfast sometime.

e g g

I dont need davil plan to destroeing us davil had lie to me to take my soul

Who’s Johnny Carson?

@mowilderness8505

Жыл бұрын

Oh wow

They are not Christian 😁