Mark's ability to insert himself into movies has grown by leaps and bounds. It's only a matter of time before we see him as Julia Child in _The French Chef,_ making a tasty dish out of chicken, corn, green peppers, chili... sigh... onions....

@PerkolatorTheTerminator

9 ай бұрын

The Mark Cinematic Universe is expanding exponentially lol.

@Lucky_Chase

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@princesssolace4337

9 ай бұрын

while singing California Lady

@Tyler45nilbog

8 ай бұрын

So annoying

@TimorDa

7 ай бұрын

@@princesssolace4337 You mean Oregon Woman? Or Washington Girl? Wait what was it? Alaska Dame?

This episode was made entirely of chicken...corn...green peppers...chili...(sigh) onions....

@furrybogard9724

9 ай бұрын

You think the sheriff ever unhooked his thumbs from his belt for Kathy?

@parkpunk2

9 ай бұрын

2:42

@joshuahoover6841

2 ай бұрын

Johnny longbow knows all the local recipes add native folklore

Mystery Science Theater made every joke they could about this damn movie and it still wasn't enough ridicule😊"SMILE, Paul's ass!"

@jillionsofcrafts6255

9 ай бұрын

Agree!! Johnny’s stew, a villain named ‘Paul’, antiseptic manor, Kathy’s pink outfit, etc. And as you said, still not enough!!

@BGNOLA

9 ай бұрын

@@jillionsofcrafts6255 chicken...corn...green peppers...chili...(sigh) onions....

@SgtRocko

9 ай бұрын

I WISH RiffTrax would do a version - imagine what they could do without censorship like MST3K had!

@EarthboundX

9 ай бұрын

Johnny's stew is probably the longest running riff joke ever. It started in MST3K, and it pops up in Rifftrax every once in a while.

@Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat

9 ай бұрын

@EarthboundX along with I wonder what he wanted, and eat it boy eat it!!!

The background music on all of these videos has become so iconic to me. I hear it, and I just know im watching something special. These videos are so medicinal.

@GoADHDGo

9 ай бұрын

A few days ago I was watching someone else’s KZread video and during one segment this same background music started playing. I immediately hit the “like” button. Just instinct.

@Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat

9 ай бұрын

It sounds like the sort of music you would be listening to while waiting to Enter Hell, type of hell where it's just a bunch of boring people

@nathankettle357

9 ай бұрын

Just makes me think of always sunny

@37view37

9 ай бұрын

Mark’s music choices, both soundtrack and outro, are perfect! The bright and jaunty soundtrack evokes fun and mid-twentieth century pop culture to me. And, absolutely these videos are just a joy and a tonic to bad feelings and hard times. Thank you to Mark for this service to us all!

@brianhurley890

9 ай бұрын

The outro automatically puts me in a good mood. Hell I've even rewound before.

What I love about camping: the fresh air, feeling closer to nature, and just getting away from society in general. Cons: I'm camping.

I love the scene in the police station,where Mark is saying (over the actual dialogue):”He was killed by a dinosaur?That’s gonna be a lot of paperwork.I’m not even sure if we have forms for that.”

@DavidLLambertmobile

9 ай бұрын

I like the scene; "ohhh you slowly turn into a 🦖 space creature & kill random people" ohhh we'll let you go!

@CALIBA88

Ай бұрын

i read this comment exactly in that moment.

Mark as the Fish Lipped Guy killed me! I was not expecting that as the in-movie segment.

@variaphora

9 ай бұрын

Hilarious! Though I do wish we could've heard the more melodic follow up, Rhode Island Lady.

@Lucky_Chase

9 ай бұрын

You know what I hate about camping? The coyotes that keep ripping my tent open and dragging me out! Like, what do they want?

@Pocketrocket-pj1us

9 ай бұрын

When you're part of such a famous group, of wonderful people, sometimes you just need to stend up and give them the credit they've earned. Wow a group, funnier than any group I've evrr seen.

One of my all time favourite MST3K episodes. So goofy, so phoned in, so bad it's good.

@thedativecase9733

9 ай бұрын

I still have the recipe for That Stew....

@azarisLP

9 ай бұрын

@@thedativecase9733 The one with chicken, corn, green peppers, onions...

@thedativecase9733

9 ай бұрын

@@azarisLP "Sigh..." yes that one !

@TomMSTie1138

9 ай бұрын

​​@@thedativecase9733"Soon I'll be throwing up chicken, corn, peppers, *sigh* onions."

@furrybogard9724

9 ай бұрын

@@azarisLP Don't forget the rattlesnake and Velvetta

2 seconds in and I’m already giggling in anticipation of a Mark-in-the-movie segment. FUN FACT: My street name is North Dakota Lady.

@DiGiTyDarKMaN

9 ай бұрын

This one was especially hilarious.

@GoADHDGo

9 ай бұрын

@@DiGiTyDarKMaNThe “Don’t cut away from me!” had me hurtin’.

@sirzmo

9 ай бұрын

The audience at that concert is my exact reaction to that song.

@Geospasmic

9 ай бұрын

Arizona laaaaaaaydeeeee, won't you kill this scorpion for me

@furrybogard9724

9 ай бұрын

Are you more melodic than the Rhode Island Lady?

Doesn't everyone have a framed picture of a Tyrannosaurus on their wall?

@pretorious700

9 ай бұрын

Only archaeologists and the Flintstones.

Sadly, this was the last written story for the late Bill Finger (the guy who co-created Batman). He passed away in 1974.

Johnny being a part of every scene yet utterly superfluous to the story is hilarious. The character gives off real writer/director stand-in energy. I am just amazed he isn't wearing a black tanktop.

Almost two months have gone by and as a lady from Washington state who loves corn, I still have that end song stuck in my head

I just want to thank this show for introducing me to so many wonderful bad movies Troll 2, Samurai Cop, The Room, Star Crash, The Apple and a few good ones like the original Wicker Man from 1973.

Mark knows that when he says "Too" everyone hits the like button in a Pavlovian action.

@furrybogard9724

9 ай бұрын

I wonder if anyone does his arm swing at the same time? Can't help it when I do lol

Honestly, I'm just glad that the cop was Fully on board for all theories and was even the first to think..."Hmm, monster. Nothing but a monster could've done this."

Now that was one high-energy concert scene - the audience was really gettin' into it. Another awesome review, Mark. Thank You for all the suffering you go through for us.

I loved how you inserted yourself in the x-ray lab and made your image grainy to match the film! Another home run, Mark!

At last, Mark made it to this one. I applaud him for his concern for Paul's mom.

One of my favorite MST3K episodes, and one of my favorite one liners ("Smile, Paul's ass!") Also, the writer of this movie was Bill Finger, who was the co-creator or Batman.

@manicpixiefangirl4189

9 ай бұрын

Now I need that crossover. Batman vs. Paul!

@sblinder1978

9 ай бұрын

Wisely, Gil Kane chose NOT to take credit for Bill's work this time

@poopypants8815

9 ай бұрын

@@sblinder1978 Bob Kane

@sblinder1978

9 ай бұрын

aw dammit. Thx poopypants@@poopypants8815

I'd love to try some of Johnny Longbow's stew with chicken, corn, green peppers, chili, (sigh) onions...

Chicken.....corn... onions ....peppers.... chili,... tomatoes.... floor sweepings... dog hair.... Moon meteorite.. pink hot pants.....😊

@thedativecase9733

9 ай бұрын

You forgot the heavy sigh!

@Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat

9 ай бұрын

@thedativecase9733 I was going to but I didn't know how to spell "heuhhĥ..." oh wait I guess I just did

@thedativecase9733

9 ай бұрын

@@Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat Tee hee!!

@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight

9 ай бұрын

Wait, isn't "chili" like a combination of many things as well? This guy went into extreme detail about his stew ingredients like he was bein prophetic but just glossed over the fact that he used another dish that's also a conglomeration of ingredients as an ingredient😂😂😂

@Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat

9 ай бұрын

@@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight I think what happened was he blew his line and was supposed to say Chili Peppers but instead said just chili and pepper separately

Finally, Mark gets to experience the magic of learning the ingredients of Johnny Longbow's stew.

@stephen70edwards

6 ай бұрын

Onions "sigh*

I watch this MST3K episode when I'm feeling sick. It magically makes me feel better. It's like...sure, I feel all cruddy, but at least I didn't make this movie.

Gottem with the ole "screaming desert bones" gag, classic.

@12345.......

9 ай бұрын

I've had that set up for the past 35 years. Haven't had a catch yet. 🙃

Skin cancer run had me laughing! Apparently, the actor knew he was making a movie and only going to be there briefly to act out his scene, so no sun block, sunglasses, etc. were necessary... 😁

I love how @ 1:00, the guy is delicately excavating and dusting off bones, and then proceeds to slam a shovel in the same area where the bones are at!

My favorite part of camping is fictional camping. Actual camping is always miserable.

“you mean to tell me a playing card killed those men?” favorite line

I’m pretty sure this entire movie was filmed in New Mexico and I definitely remember it being something of a staple on local NM television from the late-70s through early-80s. I first watched it when I was around 7 years old and it was the scariest movie that I was allowed to watch up to that point in my childhood. I definitely remember the film inspiring a few nightmares, which were far scarier than the actual film itself.

My sister had this on an old DVD collection, so we watched it one night and laughed our heads off. We made the recipe the next day dinner.

I died when he said too much fresh air 😂

"I'm not really that type of Doctor, I just like to tell people what's wrong with them... so that I can feel better about myself" now one of my favorite lines from all scenes of Mark inserting himself into a scene. haha

It was the "PAUL!" when she saw the lizard had escaped that had me rolling. The bob of her head, then grabbing her wig to push it back in place...Priceless! 😹

Lol even when you do the in character interludes that go on for too long it's still somehow right. It just makes them funnier. More than once I've thought "ok that's enough" then start laughing again. I really like how much effort you put into the costumes on them lately. They might be my favorite part of these but then again I love the whole format

Mark showing us once again how that great MST3K blood flows through his veins, while having his own funny, original takes

I hate that Bill Finger was reduced to writing this crap while Bob Kane was still telling people "oh yeah, I totally created Batman, just me, nobody else"

@tnfpodcast

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, it’s super shitty.

Oh man, that transformation scene was right up there with An American Werewolf in London. Bravo.

I literally laughed so hard when you acted like the singer! I was not expecting that!

Your appearances in this one were stellar Mark, your talent is meteoric if you will!

Buzz Aldrin tried to warn us that they were moonmen🌝🌝🌝

Mark it’s a crime against humanity that you don’t have at least a million subscribers, like what the fuck? This is one of the best channels of all time.

I love how the poster is doing what the film couldn't: have an awesome, muscular beast. In the movie they have a crappy beast suit and a buff dude who's inexplicably taking his shirt off because it's the best they could do with no budget. In the poster we see them as we were meant to, combined!

Thank you for your service, Mark!

@FanboyFlicks

8 ай бұрын

My pleasure!

4:50 "He shows her his lizard" that would have made for a great joke

16:49 Matching the substandard quality of the filmstock? You always go the extra mile, Mark. That's what sets your channel apart: amazing, professional work to back up the insights and humor. ✨🏆✨

mst3k made it a masterpiece! Whenever I need a laugh, I turn on the mst3k version of it.

Love you Mark. Never change

My eldest son lives in Albuquerque (where this movie was filmed). He can ride a motorcycle. He's a zookeeper in the local reptile exhibit and he's obsessed with dinosaurs. He has three pet monitor lizards in his apartment, and he dates a blond girl. He's basically the real life Paul, just waiting to metamorphose.

"Enjoy Track of the Moon Beast. It stars Nobody and features Nothing. I hope you choke on it." - Pearl 😂

This movie was filmed very close to where I live! It's shot in Albuquerque, or the areas around it. I've considered trying to hunt down the film locations before. There are a lot of reservations around ABQ though, and I honestly have no idea which rez was involved here or if I'd be allowed to visit.

@julietfischer5056

5 ай бұрын

Not like they have border fences and guards on reservations. But there may be rules about wandering around the area. Unless the filmmakers didn't go to a reservation.

Great episode! You're a master of hilarious disguises. 🦖✨

Even while transformed into a monster it's good to see that he remembers what mother taught him about always making sure his bed is made (@10:02) before leaving the house.

Mark is getting so skilled in his video editing. amazing work, man! oh,.. and still funny as ever.

Being hit by a small meteorite and turning in to a rampaging monster is how my uncle died well the angry mob is how he died but context matters.

Oh, great, after years of flushing it out, I've got "California Lady" playing over and over in my head... Thanks SO much, Mark.

Oh god, I remember this from MST3K, watched it within the past year with my dad. The concert cameo you put yourself in was hilarious, although I do want to point out the one dude in the audience resembles Lemmy Kilmister from Motorhead.

@BGNOLA

9 ай бұрын

yeah, MST didn't catch Lemmy; maybe Hawkwind was staying at that same hotel?

Saw Sandia Crest from I25 4x in the last 3 weeks. Would ask locals about a 'Track of the Moon Beast' filming location tour but I think I'd lose them at 'Track'

Your "putting yourself into scenes" game is top notch in this video. Love it, solid work!

This was one of the first MST3K episodes I ever saw as a kid and my entrance into the wonderful world of stew recipes.

Honestly one of the greatest channels on youtube, absolutely hilarious.

The drunk bowling guy’s death steals one of the greatest of horror shots of all time from Val Lawton and Jacques Tourneur’s The Leopard Man. At least this movie made me think of a great movie.

Mark's inserts in the movies is on point here.

Dude, seriously. You make KZread a better place. Always jazzed to see a new video. And you nailed the worst part about camping, it's feeling grimy after the first night. Definitely spoiled by modern living in that regard.

This movie was tailormade for MST3K. One of the highlights of the Sci-fi era, IMHO.

i love the woods. i can always tell when someone is a newbie to the woods when they fear all noise caused by creatures. your fine when you hear the cacophony. silence is when you should be on edge. idk something calming knowing there are all these animals i cant see around me.

".....found a chewing gum in her hair"🤣🤣 U r amazing Mark

This channel deserves to have millions of subs. These are facts

@execodin

9 ай бұрын

I agree. I don't understand how he isn't at least near RLM territory his content is so good.

This episode was made with love. And corn. Green peppers. Chicken. (Sigh) onions........

Just in time for my birthday, awesome, yes, thank you so much 😁🥳 !

@ncapone87

9 ай бұрын

Lucky you, a new WMWM video on your birthday! 🎉

@mareikemars4137

9 ай бұрын

@@ncapone87 Believe it or not, I'm feeling fortunate 🙂.

Great stuff, really hitting it out of the park with your stand-ins! I about lost it when I saw you in the iconic vest and blond hair; your compositing and replacing the doctor was quite well done too.

I avoid camping because you never know when you'll run into a Jason Voorhees. The woods are full of Jason Voorheeses.

3:20 "goin' outside, lookin' at the sky" i will heed these words now!!!! Thank you Mark!!!

Great movie pick! I remember when MST3K did this one. Glad you’re doing it.

@furrybogard9724

9 ай бұрын

Can't stop thinking about that stew.. Corn..green peppers, chicken... onions...*sighs*..rattlesnake.. Velvetta...hair..

First time I premiered a live WMWM movie. Been following you since very early as Bad Movies. Eternal follower here. Never change. I love your content. New Neil Breen movie when? Did he released a new one?

The MST3K of this is a CLASSIC!

Thanks for the increased production, it makes my day every time.

I would love a Frank Larabee 2 hour retrospective.

I've been watching your videos for a while, and for some reason this one by far had me rollin from start to finish. Kudos keep up the good

i am glad i found this channel

Really enjoy the videos. Looking forward to the next one.

Thanks for the uploads! Made my day 😅😅😅😅

Weather is cooling down, football is back, and you have the audacity to post a video! Ahhhhh life is great!

0:59 'Hey, where's the crowd and where the hell did my ramp go??', 2:08 'Queen Latiffa', 2:16 'Surprise guest star Don Ho!', 2:44 'rattlesnake, Velvetta..', 3:18 *Mike* 'I've pulled that before', 3:34 'Let's celebrate by littering!', 4:22 'dozens, no hundreds of antiseptics!', 6:27 'God if they sing one more bar!', 8:12 'no care is the best care', 9:23 'eh, just pick one', 10:03 'I'm making pink eggs for breakfast', 12:02 'Ow! Corn shrapnel', 12:08 'Don't, you'll wreck the target!', 12:59 'Drink me in world. I'm freshly oiled and ready to rock', 13:42 'Paul, who's body parts are those in the fridge??', 13:50 'Look, she's sleeping so pinkfully', 14:00 'Time to snuggle up with a bound copy of TV Guide', 14:38 'I fold', 14:55 'Look, I may be going gray but I'm not an extinct creature', 15:58 'What happened? Where's Ty? Ty is with jacket', 16:34 "your brain is the size of a chick pea', 17:08 'We'll do a headechtomy', 17:41 'He's turning into Roy Scheider', 19:17 'Ah hell, let's just shoot in that direction', 19:21 'Come 'ere you knuckleheads! Oh, I play too hard don't I?', 19:35 'God, I'm acting!', 19:38 'Got her!', 19:41 'Hey, the arrow caused him to Frug!', 19:46 'I see a huge casino', 19:54 'It's cozy watching your boyfriend die', 20:07 'Just go around me ma'am' (Sorry, watched the MST3K wayyyyyy too much. Couldn't resist)

the insertions are getting really good!

That long hair hippie wig suits Mark extremely well

Best thing about camping - Moon Beasts. Worst thing about camping - Moon Beasts.

Another great video and inserts. Thanks.

No matter the video, I’m always enjoying it, Mark. Thank you much!

Wow. Looking at Wikipedia, the guy who helped in the writing of this flick was comic book writer, Bill Finger. Who helped co-create BATMAN for crying out loud. WTF?! I’m guessing Bill must have been friends with the director or something and decided to him a favor. Bill must’ve helped with the artwork of the movie cover, because it definitely looks it was actually made for a comic book cover.

Mark, just wanted to say that your creativity and effort on this platform have been appreciated by myself and no doubt plenty others over the years. Ive been watching your content for 6 or 7 years now and your sense of humour and understanding of as well as passion for film is spot on and its a strange time that we live in that I feel to a certain extent that I’ve grown up with you, despite only watching the youtube videos you put out. Dont get me wrong I’m 38 and I would wager at least a couple years older than you but the point stands.😁 This last year in particular has been a bit of a shitstorm for me and yet I’ve always found a laugh and from time to time learned something about the film making process simply from watching the increasingly entertaining film commentaries you put together. Apologies for the ramble but thought it only right I say that you’re an absolute fucking diamond of a bloke and you should be proud of the work you put out.

This was one of your best vids! I love the bit with the singer. This movie is one of my fave MST3K episodes too.

@FanboyFlicks

8 ай бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it!

"spontaneous paleontologist" kills me every time

Saw this on MST3K. It was funny as hell! Mark does a damn good job as well. Love this channel!!!

Use to see the box for this movie at the old video rental store, I know a video rental store, and thought wow the artwork was really good. Then I watched the movie 😢

Oh, another MST3K one here ! Push the button, Frank…!

"Shows her his lizard" snarf.

I always looks forward to your videos.

Coincidentally there was a picture of a Tyrannasaurus Rex on the wall in the police station when they concluded that the footprints were by a Tyrannasaurus. They just casually assumed and accepted that a species that lived millions of years before humans was the culprit. Occam’s razor at work there.

Dude I love the skits or inserts what ever you call it it's so good 👍