The Crew Game Key Theft - Law Firm Commercial
stopkillinggames.com
#stopkillinggames #thecrew
Made with DaVinci Resolve, ElevenLabs AI, 3DS Max, Affinity Photo & Designer 2, Ultimate Vocal Remover, Audacity & ntscQT.
3D Model of key by Carter King
@Accursed_Farms
Music: Ominous by Whitehardt - • Whitehardt - Ominous (...
This is a parody of law firm commercials. I do not speak for Ross Scott or the Stop Killing Games campaign. I am simply a big fan of The Crew and support the campaign so I thought this would be funny to make. I am not a lawyer and this is not a real commercial.
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If you or a loved one has purchased The Crew, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
@IvanioXD
2 ай бұрын
lmao
@awesam2399
2 ай бұрын
A joke that hits it home
@ClearLampOil
2 ай бұрын
Financial constipation 😢😢
@jet100a
2 ай бұрын
Hopefully we can make some real change!
@liamsmurthwaite9434
2 ай бұрын
What you don't wanna drive over 5 mile long america?
As someone who had and still has an irrational fear of the Goldwater law firm commercials AND owns a physical copy of the crew, this definitely deserves a like from me
@tristanthe2000sicon
2 ай бұрын
agreed, lol gen z childhood trauma
@ultravioletcombat5933
2 ай бұрын
@@tristanthe2000sicon I'm like Early Millennial, and this still strikes that chord of nostalgic dread in me. My experience wasn't quite as lo-fi/high-generation as this, though.
@brandonjustis
2 ай бұрын
yeah, i was watching this late at night and in bed in the dark, and i felt a palpable dread while watching this. it's insane how those mesothelioma ads really burrowed themselves into our brains.
@derron3959
2 ай бұрын
@@brandonjustis for me personally, it was the recalled drugs and devices that got to me, especially when they started listing off the side effects
@tristanthe2000sicon
2 ай бұрын
@@brandonjustis yep, they are just like psas that keep us up at night
Today: The Crew Tomorrow: Your fridge shuts down because the company released a new one.
@revival_of_the_canned_justice
2 ай бұрын
Eeeeyy, just like iPhones lmao, except they don't shut down permanently, they just become slower
@skonky
2 ай бұрын
@@revival_of_the_canned_justiceyour fridge becomes warmer
@GodlightTheTranscended7745
2 ай бұрын
I'm not sure those companies had the audacity to install auto shutdown plugins in their fridges though.
@GodlightTheTranscended7745
2 ай бұрын
they would instead have to physically come and break into your house, without your consent, just to tear your fridge down. and imagine if that happened to a poor family... that would be a lot more than just fraud that would be attempted murder for unknowingly taking all the food away, *with* the fridge.
@Dany126PL
2 ай бұрын
Thats why you read ToS... something what people forgot and now cry kek.
The corporate cyberpunk dystopia is here and I still don't have a robot girlfriend.
@Satellaview1889
2 ай бұрын
Rule number one of all dystopias: You're already living in it, the dystopia just looks cooler.
@CLOYO
2 ай бұрын
More natural you mean? This world looks like shit @@Satellaview1889
@DevineInnovations
2 ай бұрын
You best start believing in cyberpunk dystopias. You’re in one!
@DreamcastSoup
2 ай бұрын
Rizz up your samsung fridge smh
@Swagbastian
2 ай бұрын
@@DevineInnovationsBRO I WAS LITERALLY GONNA MAKE A MEME VIDEO WITH THIS EXACT LINE FROM THE MOVIE
the three dislikes in this video were from ubisoft employees
@eleven99
2 ай бұрын
The ones that still think it's a good idea to remain at ubisoft, at least.
@thisnameisbad3609
2 ай бұрын
i dont use return dislikes extensions but i thought the dislike data was made completely private so the extensions cant see it? how does it work on new videos?
@gamtax
2 ай бұрын
@@thisnameisbad3609 That extension named ReturnKZreadDislike is used almost virtually anyone has its database that tracks how many dislikes for each KZread that exists.
@schztinky2820
2 ай бұрын
someone un-disliked the video lmao. mustve been a misinput
@Chasemidis
2 ай бұрын
@@thisnameisbad3609 the extension uses custom dislike data
It's like someone created an analogue horror series but the horror was actually real.
@ArtemisAYO
2 ай бұрын
Truth is scarier than fiction
@xaniety.2691
2 ай бұрын
why does my generation say anything that looks like it’s from a decade ago “analog horror” zoomers ruined that shit
@Featuring_Dinty_From_Beef_Stew
2 ай бұрын
PSA's existed way before the term "analog horror" was even a thing.
@dumbuz
Ай бұрын
@@xaniety.2691 i mean tbf this creator did actually make analog horror after this. and these PSAs scared a lot of children, so it makes a little bit of sense from that
@xaniety.2691
Ай бұрын
@@Featuring_Dinty_From_Beef_Stew no shit
If buying doesn't mean owning, then piracy doesn't mean stealing. EDIT: GUYS I DON'T KNOW THE LORE OF THIS CREW GAME, I JUST FOUND THIS VIDEO
@teyposantiener
2 ай бұрын
True af
@IvanioXD
2 ай бұрын
...once a wise man said
@terran347
2 ай бұрын
This response isn’t really applicable because you can’t just pirate The Crew. The game being always online means no one can play it whether pirated or not. Not that the sentiment in your comment isn’t something I agree with, but it’s not applicable to this situation at all.
@ehhorve857
2 ай бұрын
hang on, you dropped this sign chief. _________________________________________ | i DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM | |________________________________________|
@cooper2723
2 ай бұрын
@@terran347not true at all lol look what they did with Mario kart Wii
Didn't Ubisoft make Watch Dogs 2, a story about a gigantic corporation steeling from customers and not caring?? Funny how they predicted themselves.
@planescaped
2 ай бұрын
It is always ironic when big corporate douchebags make corpo douchebags their antagonists. Real "hello fellow kids" vibes.
@cevatkokbudak6414
2 ай бұрын
Lmao
@mioszantas4462
2 ай бұрын
Capital consumes all
@IllMatic97
2 ай бұрын
I mean, the most aware about corporate greed is the corporations themselves.
@IskenderCaglarM41B441
19 күн бұрын
It's not predicting themselves. It's irony or they show you what they gonna do via games. Stop throwing that "predicted" term everywhere!
"Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? Ubisoft says you don't, but I disagree. I believe that until refund, every man, woman, and child in this world has the rights to the game they have in their library. And that's why I fight for you, consumer rights!"
@Rhettroizms
2 ай бұрын
I BETTER CALL SAUL
"You wouldn't steal a car! . . but we will steal your legally obtained car once we stop manufacturing that model." - If those facile old piracy ads were honest.
Not even physical media helps, often: - The box only has a digital code to download the game. - There's a disc, but it only has a few files, the actual game must be downloaded and the disc is only a key. - Sometimes, only parts of the game are available on disc, you can play without internet, but not the full game. - You can play the game without internet with just a disc, but not the good version of the game, because at launch, the game is full of problems and you need to download a patch later or there's a patch since the launch day. - Sometimes, the patch is so big that you are almost downloading the whole game. - You still need to connect to the internet to buy and download DLC. - To play online, you need to download the most recent version. - Many games are online-only, require a constant connection to the internet, even on single-player, and to make things worse, the servers often close, making your physical copy a paperweight. This is what happened to The Crew, those who bought a physical copy, now have a paperweight but yeah, at least it's your paperweight, those who bought digital, now have nothing, it was taken from them.
@TheDeceptiveHero
2 ай бұрын
Don’t forget the DRM which has got, as Ubisoft proved, an implemented kill switch. Discs are contaminated as well. Buying discs is not enough, you have to rip them and break the DRM.
@familyandfriends3519
2 ай бұрын
But it will say in the box internet required
@silverdamascus2023
2 ай бұрын
@@familyandfriends3519 People expected this to mean their internet, not Ubisoft's internet. Some people sugarcoated games like this saying _"Do you live in a jungle? Everyone nowadays has internet, why complain that you need it to play your game?"_ even though the real problem was the other side of the connection.
@Unless-feature
2 ай бұрын
This is why I am buying up PS3 games that are based in offline gameplay
@planescaped
2 ай бұрын
@@Unless-feature That sega shooter that was cancelled, Hyena's I think? Anyway, the one good thing about it was the story idea that physical media had become an extremely valuable commodity in a future where everything went digital and the cloud access to it was killed. A dvd copy of power rangers was now worth its weight in gold. Kinda prophetic.
The use of the "Ominous" Goldwater Law Firm music is what makes this video
This format is so well done and presents the problem so well, this video needs much more attention!
Be careful of Ubisoft bot trying to lighten the situation
@cairox1509
2 ай бұрын
@@unr34L- You will never be a likeable person.
@probablyintervert
2 ай бұрын
@@unr34L- im just commenting here so in a few years time i can comment again and give you a notification so you can read this and be incredibly embarrassed about it
@sexygolfball69
2 ай бұрын
@@unr34L- >YWNB-ACK!!!
@LocalSlasher
2 ай бұрын
@@unr34L-???
@moister3727
2 ай бұрын
do they exist?
"You will own nothing and you will be happy."
@bluesrike
2 ай бұрын
I think the warcry against companies who do this is: "You will make your products work again and you will like it."
@ProjectADAMAndroid
2 ай бұрын
@@bluesrike if buying isn't ownership, then piracy isn't a crime.
"No other industry tries to destroy and steal what you own years after your initial purchase" *shows an iphone*
@DugrozReports
2 ай бұрын
I believe this is only partially correct: I actually had a first generation iPhone SE until about two years ago.… Equivalent to 5s. I was still able to use it even after they stopped, pushing out updates for the operating system. It’s just that more and more things became incompatible. When my carrier announced the end of 3G, that was the final nail in the coffin for its usability. But at least I can still turn it on and use the Calculator, Compass etc. 😅
@overshabby
2 ай бұрын
@@DugrozReportsIt’s way better than just Apple simply shutting down every iDevice below a supported operating system and telling you to get a new iDevice to continue using Apple Services.
@dumbuz
Ай бұрын
@@DugrozReports an original iPhone SE is LTE capable. the end of 3G was not a nail in the coffin for that phone at all.
Once again, put this on TVs right now!
@railfandepotproductions
2 ай бұрын
*on TV
@gepkutyajr1229
2 ай бұрын
Did you guys get Sergant Cross involved? (Surprisingly found you again..)
@PolarGuy
2 ай бұрын
As long as companies don't understand that sentence 'the other way'
@no-replies
2 ай бұрын
Who is even watching live TV anymore?
@theastronomer7
2 ай бұрын
Stop busting me.
Idk why but this music scared me as a kid but glad to see someone had the idea of making this. This does look like something that came out during the early era of these commercials.
@chaos_flower
2 ай бұрын
Fr! It’s so unnerving seeing them as a kid. I think for the law firm commercials it was used for was meant to psychologically condition us to take their message seriously.
I’m pissed off that the website doesn’t look like an old law firm website
I was under the impression that it's some sort of Analog horror at first, but then found out it's real. Crazy how they just pull something from people they bought.
You've captured the aesthetic perfectly. Fantastic job.
This is such a beautiful condensed way in explaining the whole situation atm. Shouts out to you!
This feels like the opening to a analog horror series lmao
@CockroachTheFoul
2 ай бұрын
analog horror fans when they see static
“You will own nothing and you will be happy”
@bluesrike
2 ай бұрын
If buying is not owning, piracy is not stealing.
@KingLich451
2 ай бұрын
@@bluesrikeyou cannot pirate the crew, stop parroting this nonsense.
I hope these PSAs eventually get pushed for ads, this message needs to hit the public eye and soon, we can't afford to lose more games like this, especially TC2 or NFS:2015 up on the future chopping block
@Kurzov
2 ай бұрын
if you're in the US in a big city or suburb there is likely a "public access" channel in your area that you may be able to pay the operators of to air this mock commercial on said channel
@jacobxiaolong9104
2 ай бұрын
Yeah, this needs to be played on TV, because at this point, we can't afford to lose games that have Denuvo like Persona 5 Royal/Persona 3 Reload, Hi-Fi RUSH, Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth and others up on the chopping block once Denuvo shuts down.
Before you know it. Your smart lock won't let you in your house Until you complete this survey.
Fuck Ubisoft. That's all I need to say. They have gone all out with their war on preservation and deserve their lawsuit.
@Professor_Utonium_
2 ай бұрын
It ain't that serious lil bro
@Dallass
2 ай бұрын
@@Professor_Utonium_, it is that serious, littler bro.
@Professor_Utonium_
2 ай бұрын
@@Dallass Dude, I got like 300 other games I can go enjoy if one of them gets canned lol We're talking about cheap entertainment that doesn't get you any further in life
@RealMakarov
2 ай бұрын
Im glad never bought with money a single game from them
@CockroachTheFoul
2 ай бұрын
@@Professor_Utonium_ the problem is that it's something you bought and own suddenly being taken away from you with no warning. it doesn't matter if you have other games, that shit should be illegal.
Here from Accursed farms video. Amazing vids.
I really thought this was going to be joke but... Damn... They are really doing this with this commercial format!
Folks that own physical copies, remember to keep unpatched versions of your games and consoles at the ready (or only keep the patches that are absolutely necessary) You never know, games that previously worked fine without an internet connection could suddenly stop working
@ChikizisDeiracer
2 ай бұрын
Or (if it did release) play the games on last gen consoles, sure it might be different but at least you can still play it
I'd be kinda horrified to see this as a small child at 4 am
this game is... sCREWed
@Hodger88
2 ай бұрын
bum bum pssst
This concept is so cool!
@thatbachus
2 ай бұрын
Concept?
if buying is not owning, piracy is not stealing
Somebody send this to Ross please
@jakediditagain
2 ай бұрын
I sent them to him over email and that’s how they were mentioned by him and then blew up!
@Marcelelias11
2 ай бұрын
@@jakediditagain Nice!
Ok, now start running it on TV.
Despite the creepypasta energy, this is legot a good way to spread the word
This is such a well made video! The music, the voiceover, and visuals, it’s all so eerie, but so mesmerizing.
This is a battle for consumer rights
AHEM ☠️Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate☠️ ☠️Yarr har fiddle dee dee☠️ ☠️Being a pirate is alright to be☠️ ☠️Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate☠️
@Gelatinocyte2
2 ай бұрын
It's sad that The Crew is effectively lost media now since it wasn't cracked successfully.
@tcscomment
2 ай бұрын
@@Gelatinocyte2 well, I mean, it's not easy patching out online-only DRM
@FirstRecords204
Ай бұрын
piracy doesn't fix this issue
Did you know that you have rights? Did you know that Ubisoft is trashing your rights?
@TurboLight
2 ай бұрын
"Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? Ubisoft says you don't, but I disagree. I believe that until refund, every man, woman, and child in this world has the rights to the game they have in their library. And that's why I fight for you, consumer rights!"
im shitting bricks from terror rn and i have never played the crew in my life
I see it as unlikely that we will win this battle since we did not read the terms and conditions before playing "The Crew"
@Professor_Utonium_
2 ай бұрын
Exactly
I did all I could for the "all other eu" part. Ubisoft didnt even bother to respond to my ticket so I reported them to the Signal Conso.
@frozencatcake
2 ай бұрын
I did the Australian petiton
I didn't get the reference till I heard the little sound at 0:12
I really love the style of the commercial! I wish this could be on TV because this gives it a neat design.
I love this ngl
these are insanely well made
Everyone : Download your receipts and archive your mails if they have proof of purchase They can remove the game from our libraries, but they CANNOT delete the receipts and the proofs of purchase ! Fight back !
You made this bro? This feels nostalgic
Amazing presentation, this is all we need
Honoured to be your 2 thousandth subscriber, really enjoy the realism of your work and it inspires me to recreate that same level of realism in my videos 🙏
This dedication deserve praise
Excellent video, great work.
God damn, I love this format
My cousins and aunt are in on the Stop Killing Games movement. Let's get this to the top and get everyone to help.
This is fantastic!
Imagine somebody making an SKG poster, comparing an archivist preserving old games for everybody to the corporations refusing to keep them alive themselves to save a few extra nickels. "Now... who do you think the REAL pirates are?"
i love this!
This is a really well done commercial for a great cause
This is an awesome video, i hope it goes viral so people take action against Ubisoft.
We could actually put these as paid ads on KZread! Does anyone have experience with those?
sharing this around and doing my bit for the algorithm
can someone please pay to make this a youtube ad, this is the best one.
@gc6096
2 ай бұрын
Yeah
Good work!
This is amazing!
Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you own what you buy? consumer rights says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven wrong in a court of law, every man, woman, and child in this country owns what they purchase. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul!
Time to buy a physical copy of The Crew!!! I wanna be one of the owners of it
This goes so unfathomably hard and I will be showing everyone I know.
This makes me laugh almost as much as it sends chills down my spine... Hilarious and terrifying, just as Ubisoft's reputation is laughable and The Crew's fate depressing...
This feels like a mesothelioma commercial
This needs to be an actual commercial.
dude thiss happened to me and my dad, we liked to play a game, then ubisoft shut it down cause it didn’t do well, damn you ubisoft
This gives me the chills
Brother doing the god’s work
2003 Commercial type. Love it
I wish people were this adamant about this a decade ago. We lost many many great titles in the last 2 decades because of online only servers, including my home, MAG.
"You *wouldn't* steal The Crew?"
Oh yeah, this takes me back to watching tv late friday and saturday nights into early mornings.
awesome video
I like the visual style of these "commercials"
This guy is gonna blow up
I actually bought the Crew 1 a couple months ago for nostalgia. I used to play it on Xbox, but swapped to playstation years ago and never got the game back. So revisiting it years later was a blast. I just heard about the shutdown. What a shame.
This is a well made 00's commercial that succinctly explains the situation circulating around The Crew 1's shutdown.
Just get Game Theory into this. I mean it’s for sure kind of legendary.
Excellent
These types of commercials scare the crap outta me. Idk why. They’re just so eerie
I sadly do not own The Crew but damn
@undergroundcity1624
2 ай бұрын
yea me either i own NFS 2015 instead if that shut's down im making a commercial like this
@alt1763
2 ай бұрын
depending on your country there's some petitions you might be able to sign(for example the australian one)
ahhhh that music
I the UK 13k people signed a petition to keep games like this up when servers are down
Ubisoft: haha lemme kill a game.
Please somebody put this and the other one into an ad on youtube
i legitimately thought this was a real ad the whole time until i read several comments
Ngl, thought this was the start of the most hilarious arg
Addendum: Even if you don't own The Crew, you should still join the cause. There is a real possibility that this unlawful and deceitful action can spread across multiple gaming companies.
Ok, this is exactly what I mentioned on the other video, this one is perfect.
man this is scary af
this tickles my belly
Man how did you get the ad to look so authentic? There are a lot of tv, movies and videos that try going for an authentic vhs look but fail completely at it, but this looks perfect!
@grapegrappler1424
2 ай бұрын
Sorry, maybe not vhs but it definitly reminds of 2000s tv rips and recordings
Giving everyone arthritis parodying 90s law ads with a 2014 game