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@powegger2

3 жыл бұрын

If I win I’d like for you to just set it on fire the warmth it produces will be more entertaining than the film

I can buy four girls practicing witchcraft, but what I CAN'T buy is a girl WILLINGLY going to school when she has the option to stay home, watch TV, and eat ice cream until she has a uniform.

@reikun86

3 жыл бұрын

She must've really wanted to get out of the house. Unfortunately, she would've have to wait till 3PM for Days of Our Lives, and by then, school would've been over.

@alicenolfi2095

3 жыл бұрын

@@reikun86 still! She could still get out of the house and go anywhere, like the beach, or a museum, or the mall. But SCHOOL? Ugh.

@marklouis1890

3 жыл бұрын

Perhaps she was depressed and just wanted to get out of the house

@reikun86

3 жыл бұрын

@@alicenolfi2095 Apparently witchcraft and attempted suicide is okay, but playing hooky crosses the line.

@spookyspice596

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, this is not too long after Sarah survived a suicide attempt and is probably still dealing with depression, but wants to overcome it. When you have depression, it helps to get out of the house and do things that distract you from that depression. That’s how I’ve always seen it.

When this came out I was 12 and legitimately thought the movie was awesome. I still remember renting it with The Crow and for some reason Stargate...and then we had ourselves the 90ist night ever.

@benemlaw6428

3 жыл бұрын

I'd say the 90'st night ever was my Nikelodeon funded, extream sports themed birthday party at Hard rock cafe where myself, Kurt Cobain, Bill Clinton, Macauley Culkin, Tupac and a Jurrasic park T shirt watched Pauly Shore movies while drinking Sunny D and playing with Gak.

@stefanfilipovits21

3 жыл бұрын

Jeez, ur right. Surfing AOL in a coffee shop while covered in Nickelodeon slime wouldn’t be half as 90’s as a Craft/Crow/Stargate triple feature. That’s kinda awesome.

@jamesbond9975

3 жыл бұрын

Good 90's night but I'd rather take Sega Channel and softcore porn on Cinamax.

@makaveli4205

8 ай бұрын

The 90s had the best rap music too. It's garbage now. All the Big time guys died really young. Eazy E, Tupac and Biggie

Fairuza Balk's beautifully unhinged performance in this film makes it worth the price of admission alone, in my opinion...

@jasonvoorhees310

3 жыл бұрын

Who's that

@filmfanaticx4212

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonvoorhees310 The actress who plays Nancy...

@joelgordon7814

3 жыл бұрын

You mean throughout the movie, or just the end?

@filmfanaticx4212

3 жыл бұрын

@@joelgordon7814 She's crazy throughout. She just hides it better in the first act

@godisdead

3 жыл бұрын

I just love her so much

"Oh I almost forgot about mean girl Christine Taylor. She's sort of like a regular HS mean girl, only if she was also head cheerleader for the KKK." 😂😂😂

@Shanethefilmmaker

3 жыл бұрын

That joke could have been expanded on more. *Cheerleader:* Give me a K. *Crowd:* K! *Cheerleader:* Give me a K!! *Crowd:* NO!!!

@theblocksays

3 жыл бұрын

Horrible thought just occurred to me, this movie is set in LA right? Y'know what other movie was set in LA which stars Fairuza Balk? American History X! She was successfully treated for her belief that she could do black magic SO much (3 Fold Law) that after she's released she winds up joining a local Skinhead gang and shacks up with Edward Norton! Thus protecting her from all the "black magic" in LA! LMAO

@riveracheron989

3 жыл бұрын

@@theblocksays This is now officially canon

What's surprising is that both Neve Campbell and Skeet Ulrich would later star in another scary movie that same year... SCREAM.

@Lucky_Chase

Жыл бұрын

Surprising... 😒🥱

I like the idea in this movie that Sarah is the only one that actually has powers and the other girls are just leeching off her throughout the film.

Don't you just love it when a movie is such a product of it's time that it feels almost like a parody of itself?

@DreFromMaine8472

Жыл бұрын

Indeed. This movie is sooooo 90s and really hasn't aged well at all. Just like Hackers from the year before and Reality Bites from the year before that!

"Hey, Chris..." *looks up* "Jesus, man." Dammit, Snob, I nearly choked to death on an almond I was eating XD (totally worth it, tho)

@theblocksays

3 жыл бұрын

I really hope he was able to sneak that in without getting stricken by those twerps who made that video, cause they've done that before.

God I loved this movie as a teenager.

@joelgordon7814

3 жыл бұрын

I still do

@DivideandConquerCichlidKeeping

3 жыл бұрын

Still an epic flickn

@AnInsideJoke

3 жыл бұрын

Still love it myself, and is still one of the better, more realisic depictions of Paganism in media (well, Hollywood-created media, anyway). Glad Brad agot around to reviewing it before the sequel/reboot/remake tries to kill it.

@caesarorzell600

3 жыл бұрын

@@joelgordon7814 Same

@voilvelev6775

3 жыл бұрын

I never watched it as a teen and now as an adult, I cant stop cringing every time the main goth chick opens her mouth to say a line

I never in my life thought I'd see Cliff DeYoung in the role of a loving, sensitive, fatherly human being lol.

@reikun86

3 жыл бұрын

@Bub the Zombie I thought he was a decent guy in The Hunger. He just had bad luck being Susan Sarandon's boyfriend in that movie.

@ShadowSonic2

4 ай бұрын

He was a nice dad in that 80s horror flick "Pulse".

Guarantee Fairuza Balk is the reason why this movie is remembered the way it is. I mean she’s what a 5’2 100 lb pipsqueak and yet steals the whole show by a landslide

@stefanfilipovits21

3 жыл бұрын

For real. She’s got a real presence in this. She can be an awesome friend or a hellish witch and she pulls off both.

@reikun86

3 жыл бұрын

I was convinced that she wasn't acting when she was telling Skeet Ulrich off.

@Shanethefilmmaker

3 жыл бұрын

Funny enough there was one time she didn't steal the show. When she was Dorothy from Return to Oz. Mainly because she was playing the sane person for once. Mombi and the Gnome King were the crazy ones. She must have taken her cues from them.

@leelongvideo

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shanethefilmmaker She didn't steal the show in American History X. I guess when you're playing a white supremacist surrounded by other white supremacist it's hard to stand out.

@Shanethefilmmaker

3 жыл бұрын

@@leelongvideo considering she was among character actors known for their own share of Over the Top, it was a toss-up between her craziness, Edward Norton's ability to influence, Ethan Suplee's hilariously offensive and Stacy Keach's creepy demeanour.

yes, i love it, more Lloyd with explosions, please.

Not going to lie, this movie is a guilty pleasure.

I remember when the toilet full of maggots showed up I started chanting “Flush Flush Flush”.

Love the song “how soon is now”

So Neve Campbell and Skeet Ulrich were just 1996 movie gold

I was friends with the goth kids in middle/high school when they all suddenly got into witchcraft because of this movie. I also remember the "The Craft is the worst movie ever because it misrepresents Wicca!" posts from them years later on LiveJournal.

@brianhebert6152

9 ай бұрын

Talk about irony! And that mention of LiveJournal reminds me of 2000s social media.

Fairuza Balk is gem in this movie. Her acting ability is so raw and pure and that is what makes the movie such a cult classic. All their problems are relatable too. Easily in my top 10 best teen movies.

The true horror of 2020 makes me wish it was just a nightmare and I'd be waking up back in the 90's

@19TGoody

3 жыл бұрын

I couldn't agree more. Honestly movies like this really make me so nostalgic it brings tears to my eyes. I appreciate the 90's even more now.

Man... Neve Campbell is too cute for school in this

@reikun86

3 жыл бұрын

I thought she had the perfect body. Especially in Scream. She even made sweaters and jeans look good.

@godzillaprime

3 жыл бұрын

The blood really brings out her eyes

Does anybody else remember the other "witch" movie that came out the same year as this, called "Little Witches"? For some reasons I remember that movie even more. Probably because there's a scene where a bunch of girl perform a dark ritual completely naked. Yeah, that's DEFINITELY the reason...

@jamesduncan6729

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a film I need to watch for... research. Yeah, research, that's it... 😏

I have to wonder how many laughs Fairuza Balk (the one who goes nuts in this one) got out of playing both witches (in The Craft and The Worst Witch) and a famous witch slayer (Return to Oz)? lol yup both roles are in her filmography!

@riveracheron989

3 жыл бұрын

I knew she was in 'Return to Oz' but I NEVER thought of that irony before. lol!

I bind you Snob ..

Love this movie! Not ashamed to admit it

@makaveli4205

8 ай бұрын

They left it open for a sequel. Never happened though.

I miss the 90s

@AliciaNyblade

3 жыл бұрын

Me, too. Wish we could go back to them. That was the decade of my childhood. Seeing how awesome this movie is, I wish I'd been older at the time so I could have seen it in theaters (I was eight in '96).

This was one of my favourite movies growing up, so happy you reviewed it

A teenage girl expressing surprise that a teenage boy would lie about having sex with her is the least realistic thing in a movie that features literal magic spells.

@MichaelSmith-fq6hz

3 жыл бұрын

@Jamie Lee At least the way I read the scene she seemed completely surprised that a teenage boy would lie about having sex. Hence the "but we didn't" line. It comes across like someone who forgot what being a teenager is like wrote it.

@BWMagus

3 жыл бұрын

Well, but remember that just because the writer knew about that, doesn't mean the character would. After all, most of us didn't know the shit that was going to happen in high school until we were IN high school dealing with it (especially those who did not have older siblings).

@arsenelupin9697

3 жыл бұрын

@Jamie Lee So a usual high school student^^

@Doctor_Odin

3 жыл бұрын

@Jamie Lee what we see of him didn’t denote a creepy scum bag but a normal stereo typical insecure meathead teenager. The creepy scum stuff really only happened because of the love spell. Which messed with his rational thought by messing with is hormonal attraction to her. The rule of threes a bitch she asked for love and she got the most extreme form of it.

@angrytheclown801

3 жыл бұрын

@@Doctor_Odin That's why I consider all of them villain protagonists. Even if she figured out her mistake she still tried mind control. It's a fun movie but ultimately one bad guy dealing with worse bad guys.

I sure do love the Cinema Snob!

You're a wizard, Snob.

@riveracheron989

3 жыл бұрын

lmao When he said "I'm a wizard now", I almost spit out my beer.

@michaellconticchio7509

3 жыл бұрын

@@riveracheron989 kzread.info/dash/bejne/fZ6h1sagctngXdI.html

The Craft: the movie that inspired a kinda-weak Lisa-centered Simpsons episode a decade later, a Steve-focused American Dad! episode a few years ago, and a Venture Brothers joke (because of course they'd do that). Interesting symmetry here: Fairuza Balk begins "Return to Oz" in a mental hospital, and ends this movie in another one.

2:44 "As you can see the movie is also costarring The 90s. Just, The 90s. Everything 90s." I hear The 90s is really difficult to work with. Always storming off to it's trailer, and insisting that the green ones be removed from it's bowl of Zubaz.

This movie is a blast from the past. Still have the VHS. Even if it is really cheesy, I really liked the soundtrack. I guess it's my guilty pleasure...

Yet another film set to be remade, I’m sensing a trend here....

@KHWendy28

3 жыл бұрын

Sequel! Looks like shit anyway.

I want him to review The Covenant so bad. It's often joked as the male version of The Craft with fanservice.

Had the pleasure of watching this on patreon and can say Brad brings his A game with the humor and 90's nostalgia.

Ray's Occult Books. Good one Brad.

You miss a nice opportunity to make Arnold Scwartzneger's End of the World movie-reference, cause Robin Tummey also were creeped out by hobos there.

@japantuning88

3 жыл бұрын

You mean the not so well known torture movie 'End of Days', right? And she was seduced by Satan.

@anubusx

3 жыл бұрын

I want him to review it.

That wasn't her sister; that was her step-mother x_x

I remember watching this when I was 12 and my brother who was 22 at the time rented it for me and his girlfriend to watch, nothing but nostalgia everytime I see it and reminds me of the good times! I can't believe they are rebooting basically the original is good on its own. I haven't seen the trailer for the new one yet.

this movie is such a guilty pleasure

Fun fact, when they invoked Manon in this movie, a stage light blew out.

We are the weirdos, mister. Most 90s line ever.

This movie is great, it's like someone turned Clueless into a horror movie

It's 1996, Brad! Tall grass means there's a Pidgey hiding in there!

On Craft 2, to quote the Snob "Don't want to picture that!"

@theblocksays

3 жыл бұрын

That nerdy looking one already makes me assume she wanted to audition for Stranger Things.

Note to self, never give catholic school girls magic powers.

@stefanfilipovits21

3 жыл бұрын

I’m a catholic school survivor. Can confirm.

Lol, I've seen this movie so many times, and I only just realized Neve, and Skeet were also the main characters in Scream.

Fairuza Balk seriously deserves a lifetime achievement award for her work in advancing the appreciation of goth girls. I was already indoctrinated by my pre-teens and didn’t even realize it - never stood a chance, really. 1990’s - early 2000’s was like the Golden Age of Goth Chicks.

@daphnelawless9194

2 жыл бұрын

I based my whole look on Nancy's get-up at the party for about 5 years

@Lucky_Chase

Жыл бұрын

Shaddup. Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice.

Balk & Campbell are the only reasons I watched this movie back in the 90’s, I had such a crush on Neve!

I have 2 things to say about this movie: 1, as a kid my friends dad kinda ruined the "Light as a Feather" bit with the simple alternite chant of "Fat as cow, Fall like a brick".yes it is pointlessly mean and I'm not proud of it. Something I *AM* proud of and not sorry for... 2, Why hello Vicki Vallencourt.

Damn you were on POINT with this one! I’ve never laughed so hard. 😂

The high schoolers in this movie almost look age-appropriate. Perhaps they were supposed to be playing middle schoolers?

@riveracheron989

3 жыл бұрын

I know, right??? And that only seems to be an American thing. Ever seen the English/Irish-made slasher, 'Stitches?' The kids are ACTUALLY 15/16!

@rossclark9651

3 жыл бұрын

Rachel True was 30 when she played Rochelle in this movie

@madsketcher

3 жыл бұрын

That was an 80s thing, really. Not so common to see thirtysomething high school students in the 90s, unless they were freakishly preserved (i.e. Rachel True, Stacey Dash)

@marklouis1890

3 жыл бұрын

@@rossclark9651 And can pass an high schooler. Black don't crack

@DreFromMaine8472

Жыл бұрын

LOL, everyone was at least in their mid 20s, all playing "teenagers", hahahah!

I always laughed alot in this movie. Still love it

Hey, it was Miguel from Tremors driving the passenger bus.

I liked when that wonkavator blewed up. It blowed up real good

good job as always lloyd

Omg you did it !!! I’m so happy

I was so cool in middle school because I had this soundtrack and burned copies for my girlfriends. 😄🤟

i just watched this movie with my mother last week! what a timing 👁👄👁

Hmm Clueless sure was alot darker then i remember it being. While i find the feature itself mediocre at best its fun seeing Fairuza Balk having the time of her life with her overacting. Christ talk about having a weird acting year for her the craft and the disaster on set that was the Island of Doctor Moreau.

@gyromurphy

3 жыл бұрын

I'm prefer the tamer Waterboy Fairuza bulk than The Craft or American History X Version. She still is scary in whatever she's in but man does she jump into her roles. Does she act in anything anymore?

@TheRealNormanBates

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget *Space Truckers!*

@staceyann1180

3 жыл бұрын

@@gyromurphy Return to Oz! She'll always be my second favorite Dorothy!

@kinomankapospolita5593

3 жыл бұрын

good one xD

@babyfaceweeb8937

3 жыл бұрын

Less people died in this scream movie

1:54 "False!"😆

great soundtrack!

"You know the thing"- Jim Crow Joe

Full Moon Entertainment was just amazing in the 90s. Loved all of them.

@riveracheron989

3 жыл бұрын

OMG yes! I actually like their older 80's stuff even better, when they were called Empire Pictures. ('Re-Animator', 'From Beyond', 'Dungeonmaster', 'Ghoulies', 'Trancers', 'Troll', 'Crawlspace', etc.)...Charles Band was a freakin genius!

I so miss living in Lincoln Illinois. I always thought it was so cool that one of my favorite KZreadrs lived less than an hour from me.

One of my favorite movies!

Are you stalking me Snob? I just watched this movie last night with my ex lol

This reminds me how much I loved... And still love this fuckin power trip of a movie. God. Fucking amazing.

I loved this movie when i was in 7th grade watchin it with my girlfriends then trying to do light as a feather stiff as a board

I saw The Craft on Tubi, and this film is awesome.

@kittykittybangbang9367

Жыл бұрын

The craft was available on Tubi? I really want to see the craft so bad, but I don't know where I can watch it for free or on a streaming service :(

@makaveli4205

8 ай бұрын

​@@kittykittybangbang9367It's on 4k blu ray now for like 20$ I have it

Lol that girl is from that show "half and half"

@MsKala

3 жыл бұрын

Proof that she had the power.

@UnCreativeDeconstructionism

3 жыл бұрын

@@MsKala only half. Lol

@marclewis5505

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I liked that show and Rachel from Family Matters was her mother.

Unfortunately this movie lead to people following the witches into the woods and making a project out of it.

After Chris fell out of that window he ended up hating women, moved to another small town, befriended a weird outcast, & convinced him to go on a killing spree with him where they both commit murders wearing a ghostface mask.

@matthewkoch6937

3 жыл бұрын

That actually would make Scream make a lot more sense.

It's funny you should point out us all staring out the window at the rain at the time. In the realm of Useless Trivia, 1996 was part of a three or four year El Nino extravaganza that resulted in some of California's wettest years on record (with the 1997 Pacific Hurricane Season - July into December - being the height of the cycle). Could use rain like that again, now. Without all the power outages, mudslides, flooding, etc., of course. But beggars can't be choosers.

Awesome. I didn't think this would ever get done.

Really wanted to find this movie to watch, so it’s awesome to see Snob talking about it!

@makaveli4205

8 ай бұрын

It's out on 4k blu ray now I have it

Skeet Depp "Well played, sir"

I have to say, today's episode of What If It Exploded would have been better if Lloyd sang, "Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of spotaneous combustion."

One of my favorite movies.

Fairuza Balk the Witch vs Christine Taylor the Grand Wizard Also: Cliff DeYoung "I'll be your discount Andrew Robinson for the evening"

I remember this movie from when I was a child.

I recognize this movie is cheesy as hell, but I still like it.

@stefanfilipovits21

3 жыл бұрын

Same. It’s super 90’s, super fun, and has some pretty effective scares.

@WineRedEchos

3 жыл бұрын

@@stefanfilipovits21 other than just HOW 90's it is the only real like. "flaw" I noticed last time I watched it is there's 1 scene with the girl from scream dressed sexy before she gets the scars removed.

@CapitainBeefhartfanO

3 жыл бұрын

I loooove this movie so much, yeah it's the 90's testament for pop culture, cheese, a girl's clique movie with witchcraft (that's depicted actually very realistic) but I just love this, as well as Jawbreaker, which is a lot worse than this, but it's entertaining

The new Snob Halloween review is up, now we know what the next Nstalgiaween review will be!

I'm starting to really miss the 90s...

16:04 "She's the witch, man!"

Since you referenced it let's stick with the 90s and do Fear.

You should review The Covenant. How can you not when it has lines like, "I'm gonna make you my weeotch."

@RedSpade37

2 жыл бұрын

I still quote that line to this day!

6:39- I don't get the J.J. Abrams reference.

The evil lead (I'm very bad at names) looks exactly like my best friend in high-school. Like, identical. Kinda same brand of crazy aswell. Still friends, she's pretty tamed down now.

Fairuza Bulk.. never i put a name to that.. feeling she gives me lol

@taags

3 жыл бұрын

Like disgust.

4:30 Jokes on you Snob. I called that out 1 second before you did.

4:02-4:09 (Ugh. Like, whatever) 4:50-4:56 (Damn and here I thought it was going in the teacher's ass) 5:04-5:08 (That's even worse) 6:08-6:13 (That's a good one to read) 7:17-7:21 (🤣) 7:46-7:53 (Clearly not) 8:13-8:21 (Jesus, man!) 10:13-10:21 (I'd attend that class) 11:38-11:41 (Damn, bro!) 12:38-12:59 (Always love a good Lloyd commercial break) 14:01-14:08 (Yes we did) 15:49-15:59 (Not one bit of it) 16:09-16:12 (Still a babe, though) 17:39-17:48 (Pretty much) 19:38-19:43 (😳)

Skeet Ulrich looks like a live action Sid the Sloth

they have magic powers but never considered dropping out of highschool and leaving home.

The Berenstain Bears joke is especially funny because Jan and Stan Berenstain were apparently pretty devout Christians while they were alive

17:50 Benadryl: The movie 😂😂

Great video can't wait to watch nostalgia critic do it on Wednesday

I find the New Craft Trailer for The Craft Legacy makes their main characters look like even more X men / X People characters only.

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